Vince accosts Candy outside the house. She’s furious about the terrible things he said in front of the reporters. He claims he didn’t mean it and did it all for her, to throw off suspicion.
Pina flounces out of her house on the warpath, waving the letter and ranting that that rhymes-with-witch will pay. Catana and Adoración are perplexed.
Vince claims he and Candy have chemistry, physics, and biology. They duck out of sight when Pina drives by. Pina mutters about shamelessness and vows to mess HER up. Vins has cleverly managed to do his ducking prostrate on top of Candy on the lawn. He’s not complaining, but she’s getting squashed. Candy huffily takes her leave and Vins can’t believe the letter didn’t have her swooning.
Fer wants a grandmotherly chat with Lupita but is held at arms’ length. Lupita admits she doesn’t approve of the way Fer tricked Pancho into signing the contract.
At Avon, Pina brandishes her claws and accuses Rebeca of having an affair with Vins. She waves the letter as proof. Rebe tells her she’s crazy. Pina tries to shake a confession out of her. Pancho breaks them up and hauls Pina off while she unleashes a torrent of insults on Rebeca.
Lupe: You used us like puppets
Fer: I did it for your own good.
Lupe: How do you know what’s good for us?
Fer: You’re in the best school in the city! So many good opportunities!
L: What about my life before?
F: What life before? Your novio?
L: No, that had nothing to do with your meddling. He cheated on me.
F: I’d like to be like a grandmother to you. What do you think? {I think that was an abrupt and presumptuous question given the conversation, but Lupita smiles.}
Vins shows up at the office glowing orange (high alert level) and Rebeca furiously catches him up. He’s amused that she’s so incensed that Pancho in particular might think they are amantes. Rebe demands that he go tell Pancho it’s a lie, and if he doesn’t she will tell Pina about his real amantes.
Fer suggests that Lupita see her forced rags-to-riches meddling in their lives as medicine that tastes nasty, but then you are cured. “We were not sick,” Lupita says.
Pina’s been ranting so much her throat feels like she swallowed a fish spine. She spins a tale to Pancho about Vins’s and Rebe’s torrid history, which she swears is true. Vins arrives and denies he wrote the letter to Rebe, but even when he’s telling the truth he sounds like he’s lying. Pancho’s amused at his mad poetry skillz, though. Who wouldn’t want to be described by a paramour as “gut-moving”?
More Fer and Lupita bonding. Lupita thinks family unity is more important than worldly success. Lupe confides that Candy is in love with Vins, and it’s all Fer’s fault for getting the two families together, obvio. Fer thought they met at El Paraiso. Well, still.
Vins chases Pina out to continue their fight more publicly in the lobby. They cross paths with Candy, who blows off Vins.
Pepe hops into Monica’s car ready for more amor but she’s still wah about Daddy. Pepe rolls his eyes. Monica thinks they should break up because she doesn’t want Pepe to suffer from their secret noviazgo, but he says only being without her would make him suffer. Huggy smoochy while Freddy drives up and villain-mutters that he will not allow it. Monica breaks up with Pepe for reals because she has to marry the evil prince. “As you wish, Princess,” says Westley, I mean Pepe. Now we just need a good fencing match in some clifftop ruins.
Pancho roundaboutly confronts Rebe about the accusation and finally outright asks if she’s Vins’s amante. She’s so offended she nearly slaps him. NEVER, she says.
Alex and Lupita have their usual conversation. He tells her men like Tomás only get away with being abusive manipulative cheaters because women like her let them. It ain’t love. “Do you just like to suffer? I don’t understand AT ALL.”
Vins tells Candy the letter was meant for her but must have fallen out of her handbag. He starts reciting it for her but she’s furious that he said such opposite things about her to the reporters. All she wants is a little R-E-S-P-E-C-T. He launches into his best wooing routine but Enzo interrupts.
Same old, same old some more with Alex and Lupita, but they call a truce and agree to be friends for now. Alex gives her an MP3 player with songs picked just for her. It’s the new mix tape. {Let me just add here that every mix tape I ever got from a gentleman caller only made me question his taste and whether I really wanted to be dating him…and I probably should have gone with my instincts based on the mixtape selections.} He gives her a kiss on the cheek, but with lips emotion, while she listens.
Rebe sobs to Barbara.
Enzo’s busy asking Vins what interests he can possibly have in common with that vulgar woman; what do they talk about? “Talk?” says Vins’s face. Freddy flounces in and announces he just saw Moni sucking face with that caniquete.
Barbara thinks it’s Chela spreading these lies about Rebeca and Vins in order to separate Pancho and Rebe.
Freddy and Vins go to El Convento to chat. Ha. It’s a restaurant, though. No nun-seducing today. Freddy confesses he doesn’t really care about Monica; he just can’t stand to lose to that street rat Pepe. Vins agrees that their high-class selves (snort) have to prove their superiority. More antler-bashing to come.
Pancho gives Candy the rundown on the day’s events. Candy glowingly tells him that the letter was actually meant for her. “WHAT?” Pancho asks in English.
Enzo yells at Monica and throws his ice at the wall. Then Daddy takes the T-Bird away. No more fun fun fun for Monica.
Candy deduces that Pancho is jealous because he’s smitten with Rebe. I just noticed that Pancho is wearing white socks with his business clothes. Rebe lets him get away with that?
Fer listens to Ana’s band practice. She’s an instant fan.
Most of the family gathers for dinner but Chela makes them wait until Pancho arrives. They all complain that they are dying of hunger.
They’re going to starve longer, because Pancho has gone to Rebe’s apartment to apologize. This could take awhile.
At home, Pina continues yelling at Vins. Vins says he didn’t write the letter to Rebeca. “Then to WHOM?”
Pancho apologizes profusely and Rebeca emphasizes that she can’t stand Vins. If she were going to be interested in someone at work, it would be someone else. “Quién?”
Pina tells Vins that if he won’t tell her the truth, she wants a divorce. He claims he wrote it to her.
Pancho cheers Rebe up with a joke I don’t get. Then they’re looking like they might actually discuss what’s really on their minds.
Avances: Pina plays detective. Pancho and Rebe maybe just maybe get to smoochin’.
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