Cap 27
As Daniel/D’Andres lends his arm to support a smiling Camila, now forever in his debt for talking her through her fears and getting her behind the wheel of a car again, Dionisio is inside Isadora’s private rooms of the main house complaining to Isssa that the three of them have gone from one major clusterf!%* to another with this land project. Isssa says she’ll personally clean up their little problem at the hospital (cuz you gotta do it yerself if y’a really want it done right and right away). Dio’s horns start showing as he says it seems this isn’t Isssa’s first time at the rodeo.
D’Andres brings Agustina and Cam to the hospital. No change with Padre, says Amanda, but he did survive the night which is something to hang their sombrero’s on. D’Andres takes Amanda back to the B&B to change, and Cam talks the doc into letting her see how Padre Baldemero is.
Meanwhile, Isssa tries blowing off Dio’s questioning gaze and insinuations. He’s turned on now, totally psyched, and he grabs her, kissing her neck as he talks strategy. He’s going to convince the chauffeur to come over to the dark side with them to make sure the guy keeps quiet about Padre’s so called accident. “—Everyone in the world has their price.” He’ll get D’Andres more involved in their day-to-day transactions cuz nobody wants to stay as just a driver. Dio plans to pay him for odd jobs that are more and more incriminating, like intercepting the real death notice when it comes; thus eventually D’Andres will feel obligated to keep quiet. Hearing this turns Deadly Dora on as well. Ooooh! How she loves his determination! “—You are gutsy!” [Tener agallas=gall, guts, gills…er…gonads/aka, in the streetwise vernacular—ballsy!] They demonstrate their mutual admiration by sucking face and simultaneously swallowing each other’s tongue….. (Bully for them! ¡Salud!)
Down in the kitchen, Luz Maria informs Tío Leoncio that she heard Padre survived the night. Grubby Tubbs warns her that he’s wise to what all she’s been up to, so she’d better watch her step. Luzma throws it back in his face and says the one who’d better watch out is him so that the owners don’t fire his fat ass for drinking. And, if they happen to try putting her ma out on the street along with him….well, she just won’t allow that! Now he’s been warned! He stares back at her and sneers. Ha! The only way he’s leaving that place is feet first. (All of us here in this side of Viewerville are more than ready to oblige the stinking cur.)
Across the way at Buenaventura, Pablo and Mariano are chatting about the upcoming fiesta and the Stockman Association’s posthumous recognition of Don Daniel Monterde. Pablo says it’s a shame that Camila Monterde’s married; she and Mario might have hit it off. Naw, Ana is the love of Mariano’s life and he’s not interested in meeting anyone else. They decide to head into town since Pablo needs to get something for Luzma. Eliana, who’s been eavesdropping on them again, walks in and asks if she can go into town with them cuz she’s soooo bored there. Pablo says sorry, maybe next time; but this is just man stuff. She gets snitty and walks off in a huff. Mariano tells his little bro that he was a bit rude to the gal. Pablo says sorry, but if he’s seen in town with her there’d be Hell to pay with Luzma. “--I’ll be divorcing before getting married!” Eliana’s of course been listening the whole time and allows herself a triumphant little smirk.
Now Isssa returns to the hospital. She is secretly disturbed to hear that Cami wormed her way into seeing the padre, but she’s also secretly relieved to hear Cam say he was still unconscious, and that there’s been no change really.
Once in the padre’s room, Cami prays and blesses him with the little picture of the saint and leaves it on the table in front of the monitor of his vital signs. He reacts. At least the squiggles on the screen he’s been hooked up to show he recognizes/hears her voice, but nothing more happens. When Cam comes out, Isssa asks her what happened. “—Did he speak to you? Did he say anything about the accident?“ Again, Issssa’s silently relieved to hear Cam didn’t get more than a reflex response when she tried talking to him.
While Amanda gets cleaned up and eats, Dan heads over to Vivi’s place to catch Rafa and Viv up on the news. Between the three of them they’ve figured out that Dionisio and Alonso are the ones behind Dan’s misfortunes. It’s unbelievable, says Vivi, what people will do for ambition’s sake, just to get what they want!” So, she says, apparently Alonso married Camila and now Dio is back, involving himself with this family and her mother, so he’ll have full control over all of it!! Dan says he’s certain they were the ones behind Miriam’s death and want him dead, also! That’s why they plotted to get that false death notice. Rafa asks about Abraham. Dan says the guy hates him and believes he’s the one who killed his sister. No way could he trust Abe. They’ll just have to concern themselves for the present with those in the immediate vicinity and be extremely cautious. They see what happened to Padre B, he reminds them. Dan then mentions that Don Daniel wrote him in that letter that Cami is a victim of her husband’s.
A bit later, Dio pays a visit to Alonso at the ranch’s office. They have a nifty pissin’ contest. “—I told you to call if you’re coming for anything other than wooing Agustina!” “—And I told you to do things right and all you’ve done is screw up! Anyway, it isn’t a social call! We’ve got to protect ourselves! I need a photograph of that imbecile, Daniel Diaz Acosta, no matter what!” “--Good luck with that considering you told us the guy destroyed all his computerized files during the jail break back in Chile!” “--So dig him up on the computer or something—anything!” Al’s quick and dirty way is to go snooping at the rectory for Padre B.’s photo. Dio is beside himself with frustration, having to strategize with that chimpanzee in a necktie across from him. “--Nothing doing! We’ve got no reason to be digging through his stuff! It’ll raise suspicion!” Al munches on his unmanly manicure while considering his alternatives.
Meanwhile, Rafa and Vivi finish reading Don Daniel’s letter. They piece together the timeline and Rafa has a hunch, he says, that it could’ve been the news about Alonso’s plot that gave him that heart attack. Dan grumbles that he wishes he could just off those murderers right then and there! Rafa gets panicky after hearing that. He makes Dan promise he won’t get his hands bloody for the sake of revenge! “--Let the law handle this!” Dan says fine, but no way can he stand around doing nothing [quedarse de brazos cruzados]! Viv asks Dan if he plans to tell Cam who he really is. “--Yeah, but not right away.” He’s sworn to protect her for Don Daniel, since he’d asked him to take care of her in that letter. “--I will protect her with my life if need be! The less she knows the better, for now.”
At the same time, Dio asks Al what he knows about his chauffeur and how the guy ever got hired. How could a perfect stranger be allowed to work inside the house like he does? Al says Natalie suggested him, but that hiring him was all Cam’s doing. He’d have to ask her. Dio, who is not a patient man, especially when dealing with…er…the lower species of the animal kingdom, gritches to the komodo dodo that he’ll just have to do some digging on his own to be certain he’ll get some answers for a change!
Back at Vivi’s place, Viv says she sort of feels that Cam should be told about this because knowledge is power. Rafa agrees she’s got a point. Vivi adds that Cam might feel betrayed if she learns he’s been hiding things from her. Dan says they’ve got to realize that he and Cam are in grave danger from stone killers. If they find out she’s wise to them, they’ll kill her just like they did with Miriam, and like they tried with Padre Baldemero!! He’d rather she felt betrayed and was safe.
Rafa wonders then if they could somehow let Cami know that the others want to sell the ranch that she’d get the hint something’s up. Dan says yeah, they can frame it like, hmmm, Rafa’s wanting to buy some land of his own; he tells Cam then that he figured hers was for sale because during the discussions he found out there was an offer to sell the M.Q. based on the assessment that was just done. They agree that’s a plan. Rafa stops to ask Dan at that point if, now that they know Cami is not involved with the others, will it change his plans for Camila? Vivi demands to know what he means by that! Ruh-roh! Dan’l swallows and breathes deep. He knows he definitely has some ‘splainin’ to do!
Dio shows up at the hospital again, feigning concern; he and Isssa hold a between-the-lines conversation in which she signals that they’re still in the clear because there’s been no change in Padre B.’s condition. The two convince Gussie and Cam to return to the ranch with Dio while Isssa tends to her “repairs” at her house. Dora allows herself a sigh of relief once they’re all gone and makes a beeline for the nurses’ station, where she begs pathetically enough to talk the (errant) charge nurse into two minutes to “visit” the unconscious padre.
Rafa, meanwhile, is forced to give Viv the outline of Dan’s plan to seduce and abandon Camila as revenge for causing Miriam’s death. Vivi verbally dive bombs at Dan, making it very clear that in no way should any man ever do that to a woman, especially when she’s his cousin and he isn’t sure she’s even guilty of anything!! Dan swears to her that that was all before he knew better and was still blinded by his pain and thirst for revenge. (OK. In Dan’ls defense, Viviana didn’t live the nightmare Danny Boy did either. It would definitely change anybody’s perspective from bright white to very dowdy shades of gray in my book!) “—She’s your cousin; blood of the man your mother chose!” Dan quickly defends himself saying he can’t be sure that she really is his cousin; and his mother never ever mentioned the guy to him! That doesn’t matter to La Feminista Ésa! Besides, his intentions should be honorable ones: either of affection or that due one’s cousin.
Out in La Malquerida’s back forty, now, the ranch hands are getting things set up for the bull match. (I strongly suspect we’re talking bull-riding rodeo here.) This gives the grumpy, grossly grubby tubby Tío Leo another chance to bawl-out Rolando for something. Alocolonso rides up a minute later in an ATV or some such and gives Scrubby a verbal drubbing for drinking again. Al advises him against saying a word about their discussion from the night before since the blood money is on its way.
At about the same time, D’andres arrives at Sra. Amanda’s B&B to take her back to the hospital. She goes upstairs to find her purse. While he waits, Dan notices a picture of his mother and Amanda as young girls that is on the bookshelf and he sighs. “—Mama!” Amanda hears that and sees how he’s handling the photo of Agatha. She has her Aha! moment, finally putting two and two together, and notes how much he looks like his mother. “—You aren’t D’Andres; you are Daniel!! I should have realized!!” Dan admits his true identity to her and begs her not to tell a soul!
Viv now has had a few minutes to mull things over and she suggests to Rafa that if he still is serious about a relationship with Cam, he better make his play. Vivi says that Daniel’s flirtations have been working on Cam and Cam’s beginning to feel an attraction to the guy. Rafa has got to turn her and win her affections, even talk her into leaving there for good, so she can forget Dan totally. Does Dan know Rafa has feelings for Camila? Yes, says Rafa, and he plans to open up to her about them as soon as he can. Vivi’s worried for her. “—Once she finds out he’s her cousin and a fugitive from the law, it will break her heart. You tell her how you feel and I will do what I can to get her to stop thinking of Daniel.” That’s a plan!
Dan, meanwhile, promises to give Sra. Amanda the details later that night. He admits to her that the padre knew who he was and that’s why he’s now in the hospital. “—Oh, so Padre’s accident wasn’t really an accident?” Nope. He swears he’s totally innocent of everything and a victim of someone else’s ambition for power. Amanda assures him with a warm and motherly smile that she never felt otherwise, and they share a big bear hug. (Awwww! Doncha just love it???)
Now Isssssadora enters the padre’s intensive care room. Just as she’s about to flip the switches on his life support system a doctor walks in and angrily demands to know who she is and what she’s doing there! (Viewerville figures that Issssa has got to be silently cursing her bad luck again. Maybe it’s all due to the photo of that saint lying up against the monitor.) The doctor shoos the buxom broad out of the room and asks for an explanation. “—Just p-p-p-praying f-f-f-or the padre.” (Sorry, but Isssa does not do humble well at all!) She’s reminded that absolutely no one is allowed in that intensive care room!! (If I were that doc, my next stop would be the nurses’ station to tack a little bit of nurse-hide to the center of the wall just under the giant clock where everyone looks to get the time!!)
Dio arrives back at the M.Q. with Cam and Gussie. Al’s with them and we get a lot of bunkum from him and Dio about how badly they all feel at the poor padre’s unfortunate situation. Cami mentions how bad it was to see him in that state. Al tries to put his arm around her to comfort her, but she flinches and moves away from him immediately. The two mention they both have something else to do and go their separate ways. That leaves Dionisio, the silver-tongued scoundrel, to sweet-talk (and subvert) Gussie to his heart’s content. Very shortly he gets to the real reason he’s there. “—Tell me, if I can be so bold, how did D’Andres get hired? I mean, a complete stranger is pretty dangerous to have working inside a hacienda.” She assures him that he came with a wonderful letter of recommendation. Dio asks if he can speak with the people who gave it to him. Gussie sees no problem with that. We get a little more innocent slobberingly stupid avowals of affection between these two. FF>>FF>> (Get me a barf bag, somebody!!!!!!!!!)
Amanda gets back to the hospital and rescues Issssa, who has D’Andres drive her back to the hacienda immediately.
In the city there is now a new floor manager at Ximena’s favorite dress shop. Stuff’s been missing, but not on this gal’s watch, there won’t be!
Speaking of the profligate, purloining and pilfering among us, Gussie calls Ximena to ask her down for the weekend to meet her new fiancé. Ximena laughs condescendingly at the thought of mama and another man. “—Well, if he’s a millionaire then you should be able to double my monthly allowance! Bye!” Click!
Al, meanwhile, hornswoggles Cami into writing him a check for the three million pesos by telling her it’s for the circus expenses and other rancho necessities. Nat, while attending to her filing, overhears and is secretly flabbergasted at the amount.
D’Andres arrives back at the M.Q. with Isssa just as Dio is leaving. He greets her in the driveway and signals through between the lines subtext that she was prevented again from finishing off the padre. There’s always a next time; and he hopes she gets one. Isssa goes inside and Dio takes the opportunity to approach D’Andres. “—I have an interesting proposition to discuss with you. Can you come by later on?” He hands D’Andres his business card and D’An agrees to stop by.
Inside Cami’s office, Vivi stops by for a chat. Cam mentions how grateful she is to D’Andres for getting her driving again.
In the kitchen, meanwhile, Natalie complains to D’Andres about having to locate a picture of Daniel Diaz Acosta for Alonso on the Internet. D’An begs her not to do the search; he will explain things tonight at her mother’s, but for now just don’t.
Back in Lonnie’s office, Mama-Dora gripes to Sonnie about how close she came to killing the priest when the damned doctor showed up. Al says he’s glad cuz he doesn’t want Mama guilty of killing a priest! She insists in some sort of obnoxiously simplistic tone that they have to tie up all their loose ends. “-Don’t tell me you intend to try again!” Isssa says well, yes, and BTW, did you find the three million pesos they needed? Al brags to her about the way he bamboozled Camila out of them and gloats that he’s not such an inept fool as she continually claims he is. She sniffs that well, maybe once in a while he gets it right. They make some agreement to put the money into her checking account (I think) so that they don’t raise suspicions by having a ranch foreman showing up trying to deposit his own three million pesos into a bank account.
After downing two or three much needed tragos of tequila (Is the sun over the yardarm yet? I thought it was still morning…..) Cami is finally able to admit to her BFF that she’s fallen in love with D’Andres! Hmmm. Vivi and Rafa, it would seem, both have their work cut out for them.
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