Caray, Caray!

　

I love Daryl Hall and John Oates, and for those of you that like them, Daryl Hall has a channel on Youtube called Live at Daryl's House. It is fantastic and he does all of his hits with other artists and also with John Oates. Fantastic channel and look it up sometime if you like them. The titles for this recap are of course ,courtesy of Daryl Hall and John Oates, Out of Touch and Private Eyes. Now on to this recap.

We start this epi with Chris' jealous streak and her telling the Angel to just go back to work. He has a cuddle with his daughter, who thinks she caused the whole thing, but they promise not to mention these things in front of Chris again so it doesn't set off her jealousy. Lili also tells her Papa that of course Chris isn't likin' Ms Vikki. But her Papa Angel tells her we owe so much to Ms Vikki and she saved my life, doncha know.

So Nabila still has poor Guzmancito in her clutches and wants to dance with him, but Guzmancito sure ain't feelin' it or that well either. He's just a clutchin' his tummy and the world is spinning round and round, what goes around comes around, I'll tell you why, round and round, courtesy of Rat, big hair band of the eighties, anyhoo, he's still lookin' for Nikki as he is seeing double and grabs the wrong girl. He is clutching that tummy..

Ms Vikki is writing some more of her novel, she is writing about gentle hands helping her body float naturally, when in comes Nell-son and he says you can't be working, lets go to have furry chest sex, er, let's go to beddy bye. But Ms Vikki puts the kibosh on that, seems she can't sleep without her Nikki pooh being home. Well, Nelson says she's with her bodyguard what is the problemo? Well, all Mamas worry about the kiddies, but Nell-son really wants that furry chest sex, er some nooky so he talks Ms Vikki into it. YUCK!!!!!

So now we have Polita, of the expressive face, hiding behind a curtain as someone has come in, and it is, wait for it, of course it is Nikki pooh, and Polita greets her. Seems Nikki Pooh has got some bags of fast food with her. Polita wants to know where the cutie is, er Guzmancito, doncha know. So Nikki, turning into a shrew, claims Guzmancito forgot bout her, is at the club, showed his true colors, is second-rate and Polita can't beleive it! Guzmancito would never do that, no siree bob, he wouldn't. Nikki vants to be left alone! Polita thinks that Nikki fired him, nah, not so much. He's dancing with Nabila probably! So Nikki goes off and Polita is very worried.

Back to the club and poor Guzmancito is tryin' to find a way outta there, stumbling and falling all over the place, while the patrons look on, you'd think one of them would see he's got a problemo, but nah, not so much. He finds her other two friends on the dance floor and wants to know where Nikki Pooh is, too bad she's gone her friends tell poor Guzmancito. They tell him what did you want her to do, wait until you stopped your prancing, er, dancing with Nabila? Guzmancito seems to have more control of himself and exits the club. Both of Nikki's friends think there should be a sign on Guzmancito that says, "look but don't touch" and Nabila comes up and tells them I may not have had him tonight but I will tomorrow!!!! They all three drink to that.

So Nikki is in her room, cramming all the fast food into her mouth, probrecita. She puts her food down, picks up her sunglasses, and cries as she thinks back on that kiss with Guzmancito and Nabila. She comes back to herself and says why, why??? Why did you kiss her, why do you despise me why??? Can't you see I love you!!! Wow, so she does love her Frankie pooh. Sad.

Meantime, Frankie Pooh has made it outside the club and in his drugged state is stumbliing around lookin' for a taxi. He gets too close to the roadway for comfort, let me tell you and almost falls into the traffic. He can't find a taxi and he still has that double vision.

So the Angel has made it back to the Balvaneria manse and Polita has cornered the Angel and tells him Nikki has come back from the karaoke club without Guzmancito. The Angel is like say what, when the intercom beeps, thinking it might be him, Polita picks it up and says come right on in. Angel wants to know if it was Guzman, but nah, not so much it is Kendho. Que, horror! So Polita wants to go wake up Tomasina but The Angel says no, let her sleep. Kendho makes her entrance and Polita says she'll get Nikki Pooh, but Kendho tells her don't bother, here to see Dances with Sunglasses. So Polita says of course, I'll go to his room and get him. The Angel stays put. Before he can say anything to Kendho, his phone rings and it is , wait for it, Guzman at last. So the Angel turns his back to Kendho and walks off to talk to Guzman, while Kendho thinks this is her opportunity and calls her Puchis (Thanks Vivi) to find out how she can get to him. Meanwhile, Angel is in the hallway and wants to know what the heck is up with Guzman, he tells him Nikki made it home, and is he drunk??? Is he ok??? Want me to come get you??? Evidently, Guzman has found a taxi and is on his way back. Ok, now back to Puchis (Salsero) and Kendho, and she is asking how to find her Puchis. Well, she has to go to Tomasina's room, oh, noes and get the keys cause she is the only one that has keys besides Ms Vikki to this room and now Kendho wants to know how to get to this hag's room, for shame Kendho. Tomasina is so NOT a hag. Ever looked in the mirror Kendho, jus' sayin'. So he tells her how to get to Tomasina's room. She's on her way, when BUSTED, by nice little Polita who informs Kendho that her Puchis is not in his room, she also checked the gym and he isn't there, why don't you call your lover man? Kendho wants to know what that is all about? Well, Polita informs her that he told everyone this was so, and Kendho thinks he should have been more discreet, but hey, what the hell, she'll just wait around for him so if Polita wants to go to bed, well sure Polita knows waz up, Kendho wants to have wild monkey, er greet her lover boy so to speak. Now the intercom buzzes again and it's Ms Vikki asking Polita to bring up some whiskey for HER lover boy, and Polita gets the whiskey. . Which begs the question what is Nell-son needing the whiskey for, liquid courage, don't get me started, I'll never finish this recap. So Kendho says to herself oh the happily married couple enjoying their happiness, can I whack her upside the head, jus' sayin'. So Polita tells her to make herself at home and Polita goes and now Kendho takes her chance and goes.

Now Kendho has found poor Tomasina's room. So Kendho is just a sneaking and peeking and running around, courtesy of Santana, wondering where the hell those keys are. So she says to herself of course, I know where those keys are, in the bedside table. So Kendho makes her way over to the bedside table and Tomasina must be sensing a rat in her sleep cause she is telling the rat to get out already and rolls over in her bed, while Kendho, snatches those keys. Kendho makes her way outta there, even remembering her purse, doncha know.

So Polita comes back into the kitchen lookin' for Kendho. So Polita thinks that Kendho found Salsero and they are having a great time, as in hot monkey sex. In comes a stumbling Guzman with the Angel and Guzman is callin' for Nikki Pooh. Angel says she's ok, she's home, but he can't go up there cause he'll get in trouble and he's going to prepare a bath for him or a cold shower, hmmm. Polita is lookin' mighty upset.

Now we have Nikki Pooh brushin' those teeth, we didn't see her talkin' to the procelin throne this time, but she probably did. She is done with that and it talkin' to her mirror image, about how that savage of a Lili made her look like a racoon. She is about to clean her face when she sees Frankie in the mirror telling her she is sick, and to accept it. She turns around cause she thinks he is in the room with her, but it is another vision of Frankie tellin' her to accept it. She splashes her face with water and then she sees an image of Nabila and Frankie kissing and Frankie telling Nabila how beautiful she is and how much he wants her. Nikki is cryin' and covering her ears, and the images of Frankie and Nabila turn around and smile at Nikki and disappear. She is crying and yelling she is fat, she's a cow, she's digusting and how she hates herself, probrecita.

So now we have a very and I mean, very hunky Frankie in the shower, getting all wet,and lathered and okay, on to the recap. Angel is in there with him and wants to know if he is ok. When who should come waltzing in there but Polita of course, Angel tells her it's the bodyguards bathroom and she says so, I am here to bodyguard my boy, he's got a great body, as she is peekin' at his hot, soapy, oh so wet, hawt bod, and Angel wants her to stop lookin' at Frankie already and stop fooling around and go, she says she'll turn down his bed, and get his jammies for him oh, and a towel, he'll be needin that!!!! So Angel chases her outta there. So now the Angel is on a mission to find out what the hell happpened to Frankie and he wants to know how many drinks Frankie had? Frankie swears he only had.... and he thinks back on that drink Nikki gave him and he swears it was only orange juice. He swears it. So the oh so smart Angel tells Frankie that somebody must have drugged him! So Frankie is so not believing this, Nikki gave him that drink and no way did she do that to him. Angel is just as surprised as Frankie bout that.

So now we have Mr. Private Eyes, their watchin' you, they see your every move, aka Salsero bein' rescued by Kendho, who is breathing heavy like she just ran a 5K just sayin'. She is yappin' about the stupid things Puchis makes her do, goin into Tomasina's room and is he crazy??? He tells her to quit her whinin' and let's vamanos aqui. She tells Puchis they can't go yet, the Angel is out there and there's a problem with Guzman, so they gotta wait it out, doncha know. So he wants to know what the all fire urgency was that she just had to see him. She tells him about the problem with Espanto and him calling from the hoosegow. Puchis thinks he can rot in jail for all he cares. Well, Kendho tells her Puchis if he rats them out, more trouble for them. Besides that ole man Anibal offered Espanto all kinds a dinero they can't hope to match. Puchis can't come up with the money, which leaves Kendho to come up with it as Puchis says he is just a poor devil with no money. Ha!!! What happened to that ransom money, Puchis, jus' sayin'.

So now Nikki Pooh is in bed, callin' her friend Jenny who was one of the girls at the karaoke place. She asks if Jenny is still at the bar, nah, not so much. Now Nikki wants to know if Nabila went with Guzman? Jenny must be askin' her why she cares, and Nikki says she doesn't and there is a knock on the door. She'll call Jenny back. It is the Angel at the door asking if he can come in. So Nikki Pooh tells him to come on in. The Angel asks if she's decent, she says yeah and he comes in. She has put her sunglasses on and he tells her he is really worried about Guzman he aint' doin' well. Nikki doesn't want to know from nothing bout Guzmancito he's second rate doncha know. The Angel is tryin' to get to the bottom of what really happened at that bar and asks Nikki Pooh exactly what Guzmancito drank at that bar. He tells her Guzmancito said she gave him an orange juice drink and now the Angel wants to know what she added to that drink. She thinks he's crazy, she didn't do nothin. So she thinks that the Angel is tryin' to be Guzmancito's Daddy and that he thinks Nikki the evil witch added some bad mojo to Guzmancito's drink, as if. He forgot himself tonight, didn't do his job and he was with a whose who I think. Now Angel turns the table on her and says Guzmancito is not doing well and why did she come back by herself, something could have happened to her. She lays the blame on poor Guzmancito, calls him inept and that he wasn't with her when she got this bruise on her face, and she just whips those sunglasses off. Liar, liar pants on fire. I hope that comes back to bite her in the butt, jus' sayin'. So Angel wants to know what happened? A little person, did this to her, this person can't stand Nikki, and punched her. She tells the Angel she lost Guzmancito in the karaoke bar, he pretends to be a professional, which he clearly isn't. The Angel doesn't seem to be buying it and is about to ask her some more questions when her Mama Vikki comes into the room, wanting to know why the Angel is in her daughter's room ,por favor. The Angel and Nikki Pooh just look at each other. Well, the Angel tells Ms Vikki that Guzman isn't feeling well and since Nikki Pooh was with him, came to check out why he's sick. So now Nikki tells her side of the story and tells her Mama that poor Guzmancito isn't used to going to bars filled with smoke, ok, wait a minute, we should all pull our pants legs up to avoid all the El Toro Pooh Pooh we are stepping in, jus' sayin'. Did y'all see anyone smoking or any smoke in that club???? Nikki also mentioned the noise too and that probably made him sick, see I told ya, lots of bulls*it she is slinging. Well Ms Vikki aint buyin' it and says he's a healthy guy, no way that would do that to him, was he drunk on duty, answer already. No that wasn't it. Should she call a doctor. Nah, not so much he is starting to feel better and Polita is makin' him some tea, and Ms Vikki and Nikki would like to be informed of what condition his condition is in, so to speak Ok, now Nikki the lying little  weasel tells another lie, when her Mama asks her what happened to her eye, she noticed the bruise. She had an accident coming out of the bath, it's nothing. She slipped and hit her head on the facet, oh, come on now. Now her Mama buys this, don't know how, but she does, and asks why she didn't tell her? Nikki tells her perfectly ok, that's why she wore the sunglasses didn't want to worry her Mama. So the Angel is watchin' this exchange. She's super OKAY. No worries. Her Mama wants to see it, but Nikki Pooh wants a hug instead. The Angel goes and Nikki just wants a hug and wants her Mama to tell her how much she loves her, done and done. Ms Vikki gives her a big ole hug and tells her she loves her girly muchly.

So now we have Puchis and Kendho back in Ms Vikki's hideaway and by the by noone is to enter this hideaway without Ms Vikki's permission. Kendho waxes rhapasodic bout how all their mis planes to become rich have failed and the only way, as she puts her arms around her Puchis, is to get Nell-son to divorce Ms Vikki and marry Kendho. Que Que What????? Does she really think this will work, and besides who does Kendho think has the money here, Nell-son? His only asset seems to be that fur chest, jus' sayin'. Puchis doesn't like this idea of hers and wants her to get it out of her head. By the by his sunglasses are off and you can see the naked emotion, for once, in his eyes. So while she is macking on his left ear and Puchis slightly groans, she tells him think about it, they won't take their cut, they'll take it all, bad plan, then she'll divorce ole Nell-son and the rest up to his imagination. Now they are macking each other and groaning and he wants to get out of there, so they can have that hot monkey sex, but she wants him to wait a tick so she can see what Ms Vikki has been painting, doncha know, she wants to see if Ms Vikki is really the artiste. So she looks at the painting and thinks she has seen him before, not the sharpest tool in the drawer is she, and Puchis has to tell her it is the Angel. Well, Kendho thinks this painting was done with some passion.

Now back to the bodyguards quarters and Polita has brought Frankie his tea. Seems Polita's Mama made this for her Grandpa to cure his hangovers and his arthritis. Just one cup will do the trick. Frankie says he has no hangover or body pains and Polita wants him to drink it already. The Angel knocks and comes in wanting to know how Frankie is doing. Much better and no blurry vision. So the Angel tells Frankie bout the talk he had with Nikki and how she didn't add nothing to that drink and that Angel doesn't think she's a bad girl. Frankie tells him you don't have to deal with that little bruja everyday or drink her potions! So Frankie also tells him, he's never had a charge so difficult in his life as Nikki and Angel says well tell the bosses what happened and Frankie is like not so much, can't her word against mine. Now he brings up the bruise and the fact that Nikki says he wasn't there to protect her and now the Angel wants that truth. I tell you Angel would make one terrific cop, love his interrogation methods.

Now we are back to Ms Vikki's hideway and Kendho has come up with a new mis planes again. She wants to use that painting as proof positive that Ms Vikki and the Angel have something goin' on ,and Puchis doesn't agree, he thinks that only proves she likes him, nothing more. Well according to Kendho all they gotta do is prove that and bye bye marriage. So Puchis is jealous and wants to know if Kendho will leave him in the dust once she marries Nell-son. Kendho with her honeyed words tells Puchis not to be jealous, they both want the same thing the luxe life, doncha know. He isn't sure this will work, with the painting, but she is and thinks that painting will make all the difference. Now Kendho is kinda fondling that painting. Poor Angel.

So now Angel wants to know if Lili hit Nikki, come on now, spill the frijoles. So Guzmancito tells the Angel yeah, she did it, but Nikki cheated at a swimming competition with Lili and Lili accidently jabbed her with the elbow, and the Angel thinks it wasn't an accident, he knows Lili. The Angel is becoming disenchanted with this job cause Lili hit the bosses daughter and everytime he goes home he is fighting with Chris. Guzmancito wants to know why. Cause Chris is so jealous of Ms Vikki. Guzmancito says take care of your family, a lot of people don't have that, when Dances with Sunglasses comes in and tells them to stop the chisme. The Angel kind of sings at him, lol. So they razz him about Kendho and how much fun he must have with her, and when is the wedding by the by. No wedding just havin' fun and not like the Angel here who is a one woman man. Angel just gives Dances with Sunglasses the stink eye.

***Hot pool scene alert***** We have Ms Vikki and the Angel in the pool nakkid as jaybirds, just a makin' out in that pool, all hot and heavy, wooo is it hot in here or just me, anyhoo, they are really makin' out, when the scene cuts to a bed and who is dreaming this lovely little dream??? Ms Vikki??? More makeout scenes with Ms Vikki and the Angel in the pool, and now the sleeping person is tossing and turning. Oh, noes, it is Chris and she is awake now and is Dios mioing and saying she just would have to dream about her hubby with that woman, no not a dream a freaking nightmare. These dreams sometimes come true, oh,noes. She says Ms Vikki has her eyes on her Angel and those rich women and their whims and if she takes the Angel from her she'll just die. We interrupt this rant for a catchy tune called Out of Touch, courtesy of Hall and Oates

Your out of touch, I'm out of time

But I'm out of my head when your not around

And she cries of course.

Now we have the Angel wide awake and thinking and Ms Vikki having a nice dream about what really happened in that pool and how the Angel treated her. She is very happy floating in that pool with the Angel and no funny bidness. Just two friends having a great time.

Morning now and Nell-son is giving some kind of bonus check to Dances without Sunglasses and Dances doesn't want to take it, as if, but Nell-son insists he earned it, and Dances wants to know when they are going to the office? Nell-son informs him from now on, will stay at home on the weekends. So Dances with his new mis planes says hey great, spend time with the family, take a swim. Nell-son thinks that's great. Hasn't been to the pool in a while. Well, guess what can go with the wifey pooh. Well Dances know very well Ms Vikki is afraid of the water, well not so much anymore cause she is taking swimming lessons. Swimming lessons from who. The Angel of course. So Nell-son is kinda pithed and Dances pretends he didn't know Ms Vikki didn't tell him, and now Nell-son wants all the chisme bout that. So before Dances can, Ms Vikki comes in on her way to the office. She has lots of work, or would she rather continue her swimming lessons, hmmmm??? So Ms Vikki tells him the truth, that yes she is taking swimming lessons from the Angel, he is teaching her, cause he saw her fear of water and now she isn't so afraid. Well, Nell-son is pithed, how dare he, that cheating slutty guy, and goes on about how he has been trying to get her to take lessons for years and Ms Vikki wants to know if he's jealous? How dare he????? He says he isn't jealous and she tells him one less thing to worry about, and why isn't he going out? He wants to get some rest, so Ms Vikki kisses her cheatin' hubby and tells them both she is going. So Dances without Sunglasses wants that shadow of doubt to remain with Nell-son and says wow, great relationship you two have free to come and go, communicate and oh, by the way, ever been in her private sanctum, sanctorium??? Nell-son admits he's never been there, and now Dances tells him if he were him, he'd go check it out. Nell-son is thinking about it. Well, Dances gets a text from Kendho sayin' that she is waiting for Dances, for what you ask??? Don't know but Salsero gives a cock and bull story to Nell-son to see if Zambrano got some instructions then he is goin' to the bank and to check on his mama's pension, yeah right. So Salsero goes and Nell-son thought bubbles about what what Salsero said about Nell-son's marriage. Really he wants to know.

Now we have Bea and Guillo going to see Granpa Felipe and Guillo has made him a drawing he hopes he likes. So they run into Chris on their way out and Bea tells her thanks for getting her that job at M.I. she starts tomorrow. Chris is happy for her, and Bea thanks her, and Chris tells her you scratch my back, I scratch yours and Guillo gives her a kiss on both cheeks and Bea says they'll come back in the evening and go. Chris thinks to herself that if she had known that Ms Vikki was so into the Angel, she wouldn't have let Angel take that job, oh, please.

So now we have Angel and Ms Vikki at the office and Gilda comes in and Ms Vikki wants the retakes of that commerical and Gilda will get the DVD for her. Well, Ms Vikki sees there is something bothering the Angel and asks what is up? He is playing with his pink tie. She says he looks sad and he says so it shows? She wants to know if he wants to talk about it, so he tells her he had an arguement with Chris and he can't sleep when he argues with her. So Ms Vikki tells him what a coinky dink this happened to her this morning too. He tells Ms Vikki he doesn't want to argue with Chris, but Ms Vikki tells him sometimes couples argue. There are days full of love and some of arguements. The Angel is the type of make love not war and Ms Vikki is the same. They look at each other as two friends commisserating with each other.

Avances:

Nabila comes for a visit to Guzmancito and you won't beleive what happens!!!!

The Angel goes to the sanctum, sanctorium and you won't beleive what happens!!!!! Tune in Lunes to find out!!!!!!

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