Caray, Caray!

* Oookay tells Guzmáncito in a sickeningly sweet way that she heard about his little problem last night. Blondie wants to know what she put in his orange juice and he doesn’t believe her when she denies everything. Anyway, he has no proof so he can’t run to Victoria to tell her a juicy story (pun intended).

 * Here we have another product placement scene: at Meta Imagen Vicky and her colleagues are praising the Haggies Diapers. Was it replaced with a Baileys scene in the US?

* Bea calls mommy Paula and tells her she got a job at Meta Imagen. Pau-Whiner is impactada (because that what she does in 90% of her scenes).


* At Kendras Barbie (who shows off her perfect body) asks Salsero (how shows off his lovely lavender-colored shirt and tie) what they should do with Espanto. Don’t worry, honey, says the king of sunglasses, at first he’ll buy his silence, and they’ll get rid of him when he’s transferred to the prison.

* Tomasina searches for Vicky’s keys everywhere in the house (Polita even accuses her of having “Alcibiades’s disease”) but she can’t find them. Of course she can’t since they are in Furminator’s greedy little hands. He thinks back to his conversation with Salsero and decides to visit Vic’s studio.


* Aníbal goes back to Paula and tries to start things again with her. But no, she’s sick with protecting Victoria’s and Adriana’s feelings and she doesn’t want to be his hidden mistress anymore. Chrissie, who’s just passing by their door, hears their fight and now she’s glued to the door. Pau-Whiner tells Aníbal that she’s sacrificed everything for him, she left her children for him, and what did he do for her? Nada de nada. Now it’s enough, go away. All right. Aníbal opens the door and whoa, Christina’s busted.


* In the studio Furminator finds the abomination that Vicky painted. Qué the hell is this?


* The embarassed Chrissie leaves with a quick “don”t worry, I didn’t hear or see anything”, but Paula doesn’t buy it. Aníbal doesn’t understand why she is worried about her, aren’t they friends? Paula’s ears start to fume with anger and she tells her lover to GTFO already.

 * Francisco is having his well deserved day off and he’s lying in his bed reading a book when Nikki’s slutty party drug friend (Nabila?) shows up in the room and she literally throws herself on him. Because you know, they have an unfinished business from last night. Guzmán tries to get rid of her but it’s hard to fight against100 lbs of pure crazy. Of course the door is wide open and Nikki catches them, but she acts like she isn’t interested.


* Tomasina is still looking for that damned key.

* Agent Salsero Smith tries to bribe Espanto in the prison. He warns him he shouldn’t accept Aníbal’s offer because he’s a ruthless man and he already asked Salsero to hire some thugs to kill him. As soon as he opens his mouth, he’s dead. But if he chooses Salsero, he’ll be free in a few months. Espanto gives in and asks Dances with Sunglasses to give the money to his sick wife. All right, just give him an address.


* Nelson calls Victoria and orders her to go to the studio. She doesn’t like it that he invaded her privacy but now it’s the Furminator’s turn to pull a jealous temper tantrum, he even kicks the Angel out when he tries to ask something from her. Why did she paint that peasant? Has she slept with him already? Muchísimo crying and shouting. Victoria demands some respects and tells him that yes, she paints everything and everyone she finds interesting, but her interest in him is completely innocent and strictly artistic. *Viewerville: well, Victoria, you shouldn’t go into details how much you like his strength, his serenity and his knowledge in martial arts* Nelson doesn’t buy her explanation and demands her to fire him. And then he kisses her… yuck!


* In the kitchen the servant are guessing what’s happening between the couple. Suddenly Nelson storms out of the studio and gives Tomasina her keys back… and gives Arriaga the stinky eye. Victoria follows him and they continue their fight in the hall… where Salsero hears everything.

* Nabila is sitting in a chair in Nikki’s room and while they are talking about the hot bodyguard, Oookay is doing something horrible to Slutty McSlutterson’s hair (and convinces her that this “bird’s nest” hairstyle is very high fashion and popular in Europe - I guess Nabila isn’t the lightest bulb on the Christmas tree). Nikki tries to convince her that she shouldn’t sleep with Guzmán because she would just lower herself.


* Guzmán fled to an art gallery to protect his virtues from the upper class brats and madwomen… but there he meets Carla, an old friend of his. It turns out they met in New York many years ago when she fell off of her bike. They decide to have a lunch together. *Nikki goes ballistic again 5… 4… 3… 2… 1*

* Salsero calls Kendra and tells him the news about Espanto and Arriaga’s . Barbie isn’t happy about the latter, the plan was to make Nelson doubt his wife, so the Angel should remain Victoria’s bodyguard as long as possible. He has to stop Nelson!

* At Arriaga’s Chrissie tells Liliana that Paula is a big fat liar because she and Aníbal have been a couple for 20 years but she told her that they never met before. The aforementioned liar knocks on the door and she wants to talk with Christina.

 * Guzmán confesses to Carla that he’s in love with a woman but it’s hopeless: she’s just playing with him.


* At Balvanera’s Salsero visits the Furminator in the gym and tells him that in his opinion he made a rushed decision and they should keep Arriaga. Why? Because he’s a great bodyguard, he already saved Vic’s life twice, and Nelson shouldn’t punish him for that painting.

 * In the meantime Victoria enters Arriaga’s room, and in a shaking voice she tells the Angel that they will never go anywhere together again. And then she gives the surprised man his severance paycheck. Awww, don’t do that, Vicky, it’s like kicking a puppy.

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