Caray, Caray!

I mean, seriously.


* So, lo refrito from yesterday: Kendra tries to sneak out of the superheroes’ room quietly but she’s caught by Tomasina. She says she was looking for Salsero. Why, how can she don’t know that he is in the hospital taking care of his sick mother? Isn’t she his girlfriend or something? Kendra mumbles something about how their relationship sucks and she only came to break up with Sunglasses. Anyhoo, she’s busy so she has to leave, adios! Tomasina uses her super horoscopic skills to analyze those two: Kendrat is a snake (Viewerville: we knew it!) and Salsero is a monkey (LOL), they are not supposed to be together.


* In Nikki’s room Mommy Vicky tells her little girl that she’s very worried for her, shouldn’t she call a doctor? Or is there another reason why she passed out? Like what? Like her nonexistent period, says Victoria. Nikki freaks out a little bit: first she hired that gorilla-babysitter, now she and Tomasina monitor her use of sanitary pads? Come on, she just sunbathed too much, she’s perfectly OK, okay? Okay. Victoria leaves to meet with Odette Longoria. Nabila comes into the room and Nikki asks her to be nicer to Poilta and that country chick.

* Bea is sitting at Guillo’s bedside, and while she’s watching her sleeping son, she’s wondering what that pig Leonardo told him. She can’t let him manipulate the child. In the meantime at the pub Leonardo is also thinking about his family and he swears he’ll tame Beatriz. She’ll be his again. *Viewerville: yuck*


* In the hall Victoria asks Guzmáncito if Nikki has a boyfriend. At first he is reluctant to answer because he shouldn’t talk about her personal life, but later he admits that no, she isn’t seeing anyone.

* The cheerful Dances with Sunglasses arrives at the mansion and tells Vic and Arriaga that a miracle happened in the hospital: the doctors managed to cure his poor mother! Oh dear, this guy is such a big, adorable troll. Victoria and the Angel are very happy to hear the great news, José Ángel even hugs Dances and calls him brother. *Viewerville: aaawww* Victoria gives Arriaga a free day off and tells him to forget about her, about his job, about everything, and have a great night. She leaves with Salsero and the Angel thinks about how fortunate Dances is, he still has a mother. *Vieweville: double aaawww*


* Bea, who’s still worried to hell about her son, tells Cristina and Liliana about Leonardo’s newest dirty trick. She has to talk with him seriously for the sake of their child.

* Hot bodyguard is hot: the Angel takes a shower and he thinks cheerfully about his upcoming night with his wife.

* The Wicked Witch of the West and the Brave Little Painter meet in a restaurant to give us another product placement scene (“oh Odette, are you drinking Bailey’s?”) and to have another venom-filled-yet-sickeningly-sweet conversation about business. Because Odette wants to cooperate with Meta Imagen in a new campaign. Victoria laughs and tells the Witch that she’ll trust her when the hell freezes over: she stole one of her secretaries, she almost sabotaged their contract with Kendra, and she sent yogurt to the employees of Meta Imagen… so to sum it up: bitch, please. But since they are big girls, they don’t scratch out each other’s eyes, instead they have a toast. One of the waiters brings a bouquet of roses with a note to Victoria. In the meantime José Ángel finds Kendra’s letter in his bedroom and both smile and flush when they read the same words: “Let’s enjoy these hours together, we deserve a special night, only you and me. Turn off your phone, no calls, no excuses, no tactics, no strategy.” Gawd, Kendra, you watched to many telenovelas.


* Beatriz calls Leonardo and tries to talk some sense into him. They agree to meet in the bar where they used to date.

 * At Kendra’s the Furminator goes into full “I’m mad about you but don’t you ever endanger my marriage” mode. But as usual, after a few sweet words, a kiss and some purring she wraps him around her little finger.

* The excited and giggly Victoria arrives at the hotel room where she finds a sexy lingerie on the bed and a wide supply of massage oils and XXX movies on the TV shelf. She calls Tomasina and tells her everything, because why not, and she decides to come up with a surprise for Nelson.

* While Paula is crying over and old photo of her and her abandoned son, Francisco is also looking at a pretty photo of his hated mother, and he’s brooding and weeping so hard that even Nikki senses there’s something wrong with the Force… so she sneaks into the room and hugs the crying man. *Viewerville: aaawww again* Nikki wants to help Francisco but he sends her away, and as usual, they end up fighting.


* In the meantime Paula jumps into poor, unsuspecting Cristina’s arms crying that she can’t take more, she just can’t. Now it’s Chrissie’s turn to play the therapist and to give her some moral support. And since Cristina is a woman of action, she thinks they should look for Paula’s son. Where does he live? And she should ask Aníbal for alimony, after all, they lived together for twenty years. But Paula only wanted his love, not his money, so no alimony, and now she has to learn how to live without him.


* Big Angel arrives at the hotel with a glass of champagne and inside he finds something awesome: roses and big hearts everywhere, and a woman dancing behind a screen. The only thing he doesn’t notice is the hidden camera that records everything that happen in that suite.

* There’s a scene with Nelson and Kendra in which she tells him she fell in love with him but we don’t really care about them, do we. Let’s get back to the dancing Victoria and the excited and horny Arriaga, who suddenly turns into a carefree teenager: he gets rid of his clothes, jumps on the table (it’s a miracle it didn’t collapse, I mean, come on, Big Ed is a heavy guy), eats some fruits, sings, dances, smears the fruit on his face *Viewerville: WTF?*, and dances, dances, dances until he can’t take more and asks “Cristina” to let her hair down. And this is the moment when Victoria gets a small heart attack and starts screaming: ARRIAGA???!!!

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