Wednesday, March 06, 2013
Amores Verdaderos #82 Wed 3/6/13 Jersey Shore Star Snooki loses 42 lbs post-baby! (At least someone is happy, no?)
They keep vigil over Aníbal, the fallen alpha male: some truly want him to live; some hope he survives just long enough to tell his secrets or to hear and forgive their own sins; still others are already counting his money and imagining just a taste of his power.
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Loved the catfight with Adri and PauToo, it was funny and the Angel right in the middle. He is quick on his feet and PauToo really manhandled the Angel, catching him by the tie and shaking him, too funny. And corraling Ms Vikki away from that hospital room. I was on pins and needles thinking PauToo would have enough time to spill, but no such luck. Boo Hiss
Also Boo Hiss the the low one is still alive. Betty is so smart though, I thought it was good she gave that info to the woman in the bathroom. Good for her, and good the woman called Salsero and they rescued Betty. I get the feeling though that the low one's Mama has seen this type of abuse before, just my own opinion.
Kendho and Odette were funny and I liked your shout out to Snookie and the title of this recap, lol. Yeah, Kendho will have to come up with a way to turn failure into success, lol.
That Roy has got to go already. So now we know his Dad is broke and Doris so doesn't want to go along with this "marriage of convience". Can't stand Roy the Coy, his sneaking around, listening at doors , getting info, he is worse than or soon to be like FF, I can see it coming in his actions. Think Nikki think and don't marry this putz.
So we finally have a Balzac sighting but not in the flesh, where is that little doggie?
They really wanted to keep us on the edge of our seats about Bea, didn't they? I just wanted them to be done with the nonsense at the hospital and with Nikki, so that we could get back to the story that counted-- Bea.
Paula has learned NOTHING! She is perfectly willing to let someone suffer over the loss of their child, even when she thinks she has info that could help them. But if it looks like she'll have to face the consequences of her actions, like her son never forgiving her, or Anibal dying before she reveals what she knows, then she gets all weepy and supposedly repentant. I'm not buying it. It's always all about her. She is selfish and self-centered.
If it weren't doing him emotional harm, I would advise Guzman to never let her back into his life.
I think they could have lightened this episode up had they shown Balzac wandering by in the mall food court where Bea and Guillo were, or in the hospital waiting room, with no one noticing him. :)
Leaving to Lurk again but had to tell you that I just love your, "No need to be coy, Roy." Paula definitely needs to find another way to leave her lover - no need to discuss much, make a new plan, slip out the back, get herself free.
Laughed hysterically about Lorena Bobbit. Where is she when we really need her, plying her trade
in her own, precise, inimitable way.
Continue to amuse and impress all of us. Will be enjoying all recaps and comments.
A humorous moment for me was when Salsero told Leo in dead earnest that "Kidnapping is a very serious crime."
The past two nites have been very upsetting between Leo and poor Bea being so tortured like that. He is like a mad man!! They're both doing such a good acting job.
Ann-NYC
You recant the details both grisly: "After a gut-wrenching moment or two, when it seems no one is going to come out of this one alive" and upsetting: "Adriana spews her hatred and frustration" but intersperse such lovely "...allows herself to be gentled by her sister" and funny lines "She won't leave, she won't shut up, and she won't spit out the name" and "Is he waring sneakers with wedges?", we are able to digest the events only as you have made them somewhat paletable and easier to bear.
Thank God Bea thought quickly on her feet and asked the woman for help. But, do we have only momentarily relief she has been rescued? Previews indicate a free for all with Leo's mother pitching in to defend her son. Bea needs to be safe and out of Leo's grasping clutches. Period.
Floridia, thank you for sharing Salsero's take on kidnapping. As much as I am at his table on the patio, maybe this will give him cause to reflect on what he did to Nikki and the torment she went through. The one thing he hasn't shown is remorse and that needs to occur as a step in his redemption.
"Our two modern day knights" are having a hell of a few bad days indeed. Arriaga was getting pummeled yet managed to look so darn adorable despite being hit with many small fists. Loved his feigning illness to deter Vickki from her visit and his desperate attempt to get Paula to leave. I think his only saving grace was that Cris was not on the scene. What a disaster THAT would have been.
Madelaine, loved your comment that Roy is a FF in the making. "sneaking around...". A modern day Gollum.
Vivi, everything you said about Paula is so true! I'm annoyed with myself that I keep holding out hope for her. I think it's because she has two wonderful children. Bea cares so much about her and Francisco can't be whole without her. I can't imagine how this is going to play out.
NovelaMaven, thanks again for a dynamite recap.
Diana
What would I do without you in the cheering section? Thank you, as always, for your kind words.
I suspect you are right about the low one's mama -- not only has she seen the abuse before, judging by the previews, she may have taught the low one a dirty trick or two.
Vivi:
I love your idea of showing Balzac wandering through scenes --kind of Hitchcockian cameos, huh? I think they were going for that effect by showing Balzac's photo on the back page of the newspaper Jean Marie was reading. But your idea is MUCH funnier.
Floridia:
So happy to have enticed you out into the open today! What about:
"Just hop on the bus, Guz(mán)"
Of course then I'd have to find a different show to watch. Cuz that would definitely be a deal breaker.
Thanks for picking up on the irony and humor of Salsero's stern "Kidnapping is a very serious crime." I heard it but it blew right past me at the time.
It's nice to hear from you. I didn't realize you were watching.
Hey, I have a question -- for Ann and everyone --
Would Paula be easier to take if the actress playing Gilda (Diana Golden) had the role and the Paula actress played the secretary?
I vote yes. The writing is schmaltzy enough. A less is more kind of acting style would work better and I think "Gilda" could do it.
"Nicole Brizz -- can you say "moo"...?"
Too funny.
Did anyone notice (Vivi?) that Roy's dad is Nelson (Dinero)?
This guy can really bring funny as well.
Lots of folks to be annoyed with last night...Adriana, Paula, Leo, Leo's mom, Roy, Roy's dad...on the other hand, Odette was cute but I'm still miffed about Balzac.
Vivi,
"I think they could have lightened this episode up had they shown Balzac wandering by in the mall food court where Bea and Guillo were, or in the hospital waiting room, with no one noticing him."
What a great idea...the writers definitely be checking with you. I'm hoping that somehow Jean Marie will find and return Balzac.
I actually felt pity for Anibal last night, his best option might be to go ahead and die.
Carlos
Roy as "a modern day Gollum"? You crack me up. [At first I thought you meant "golem" -- another kind of creature it seems, though I am not alone in having one remind me of the other.]
Your mention of the "two modern day knights" in the recap made me realize that all three -- JA, Frankie, and Salsero -- are knights; and each has rescued his particular damsel in distress more than once. Salsero's day job may be bodyguard to Furry but his CALLING is knight in tarnished armor to the lady Beatriz.
“Use that big mouth for good, PaulaToo! Advance the plot, already!”
“Nikki looks at him with the same expression she gets after binging on 17 chocolate bars.”
I didn't realize how much Adriana had gotten on my last nerve till I found myself cheering for PaulaToo in their dust-up. "Mujerzuela," really? PaulaToo was with your father for 20 years -- that's a relationship. Give it a rest and focus on finding your daughter.
PaulaToo is something else though. What good would it do Anibal to find out on his death bed that he had a third daughter?
Loved Salsero and Guzman taking down Leo. At last! But I want to see Bea kick Leo.
Abuse is a conditioned behavior and it looks like from the previews that Leo's mother is just going with what she knows.
And I'll bet Bea will actually be appreciative for his and Guzmi's efforts and for more than 5 minutes (unlike Nikki).
My money's on Doris. I don't think she'll be a party to the marriage of convenience. But if it happens, maybe Nikki will finally grow up, although it think it would put her at tremendous risk healthwise. That would suit Roy just fine I think.
Arriaga in the middle of the cat fight was too funny. He does have a lot of experience with cats though...
Hmmm, now that I think about it, a lot that may have come from you in fact.
Carlos
I think Leo's mother has an idea what's going on. Most batterers/abusers learn this behavior while growing up, with domestic violence in their own home. My money is on her having been in Bea's shoes and she's not going to risk being Leo's next target.
The first time Leo hit Bea is when she should have gotten out of that relationship. That's the lesson to be learned, but Televisa is not doing a good job of getting that message across. (I used to answer crisis line at a DV shelter...it was a big education).
Paula . . . good grief. Anibal deserves her.
My LOL moment in this very dark episode was when Anibal opened his eyes at the moment Paula told him he has another daughter. That just struck me funny, for some reason. Oh... the melodrama of it all. Gah.
Poor Arriaga, trying to control all three women last night was like trying to herd cats. Bless his heart.
..."knight in tarnished armor" - well put, NM.
How old is Guillo supposed to be? Are some kids really this obtuse? I remember being pretty tuned into my parents at that age, especially my mom, and know if she was hurting emotionally or physically. And if I had seen my mom so bruised up, I would have been covering her with hugs and kisses, not rushing off to make hulk sounds with my dad. Maybe that's just a difference between boys and girls of that age?
She won't leave, she won't shut up, and she won't spit out the name! Amen, Sister!!! And I thought it was funny that after the doc advises how delicate Anyballs is, Vicki agrees to grill him for info on where Luci is and Paul's storms the Bastille to give him the shock of his life!!! Nice loved ones.
Roy and his omega-3 deficiency!!!! Hahaha!!! I didn't think I could hate a new novio more than Nikki's previous parade of losers but I thought wrong--Roy is a new low.
Lastly, I am having to ratchet this beanie on sooooo tight. So if Cristina is Anibals daughter, then Lili is his granddaughter as a result. As if that's not enough of a coinkydink, she's actually his granddaughter from his OTHER daughter because he had two grandchildren born in the same instant in the same remote hospital. Is it just me or is that far fetched even by TN standards?!!
Thanks so much, NovelaMaven!! This funny, spot-on recap brightened my day!!
Katy
Coy Roy's Dad is NOT Nelson from Dinero. The actor playing CoyRoy's dad is Luis Xavier, he was in Destilando Amor. The actor that played Nelson in Dinero is Hector Sandarti, he is on Hoy during the day. Just a bit of info.
I kind of see it as two tns right now. The storyline of Bea is so deadly serious, and is being played totally straight and very well. And then there's the rest of the tn, which is a mess of a contrived plot, but it is fun and funny many times. I am liking it despite myself, but more likely because of this group.
Carlos- Mads is right. Dandy is not Roy's dad. But wouldn't it be great if he were. Then we could see him do that eye pop trick when he sees how many pesos Nikki will inherit.
"They keep vigil over Aníbal, the fallen alpha male: some truly want him to live; some hope he survives just long enough to tell his secrets or to hear and forgive their own sins; still others are already counting his money and imagining just a taste of his power."
Wow, I didn't know Homer (the Greek one, not the one from The Simpsons) was an AV fan, too! :) This sounds like a line from the Iliad.
Diana: Roy, the modern day Gollum :DDDDDDD
In Mexico the ratings are still up in the sky. I'm impressed.
I kinda like the Paula actress (Silvia Manriquez) here as Paula. This actress can cry with the best of them! In CS2009 she actually played a mujer zuela and she cried thoroughout the whole TN! I also like that Paula is an "older" woman for a mistress. You don't see that very often in TN's. I swear Candelaria looks way younger than Paula does. I like Gilda (Diana Golden) but I don't see any chemistry with her and Anyballs.
I like that this TN is giving the older actors a shot, instead of it being about teens/twenty somethings. It is wonderful to see a mature romance for once.
Also love the actor Enrique Rocha, even though I don't like his character. He is such a charmer and I bet he is a pussy cat in real life.
We are all so happy that Bea is finally away from that creep. The beat down wasn't strong enough for me though, he deserved more. Last night was both good and bad/dark and light---you did an excellent job with this recap.
Some great lines---Leo is the happiest sciopath in the world---soon to be followed up by---unfortunately he is still breathing
My thoughts exactly.
The new plan---Put a Brizz bun in the Ferretti oven. Oh please, that's just what we need-NOT-but how is that going to happen when 4F
can't function?
Diana---Salsero did tell Bea that he had done some things in his life that he was not proud/ashamed of and that he didn't want to do those kind of things again. He was going to confess his past to her but Bea said that she didn't want to know, remember?
Susanlynn---Great insight concerning Leo's mother. I think that you are right on.
Boy Toy Roy---I can't stand this pompous ass. Nikki really knows how to choose em. They say that "birds of a feather fly together." Well what would you expect from a spoiled rich immature
brat. I'd choose wise, sweet Little Orchid any day.
Don't worry about Balzac, he's recuperating after being beaten up by the tough street dogs for wearing that ridiculous doggie outfit---he'll be ok.
A question. I guess I'm dense but I'm confused as to why Paula Whiner is being kept away from Vikki and Anyballs? She was with him for twenty years, Did Vikki not know this?
One last thing---DWS rescuing Bea in a near dark room with sunglasses
on--QUE? Well I did notice that they were a little low on his nose and that he was looking out over them but a rescue in a dark room with sunglasses?? I had to laugh.
the gringo
Ms Vikki and Adri both knew that Anyballs had a mistress but not who it was. Ms Vikki told Anyballs never to bring his mistress to the home, because PauToo was with Anyballs the day, Pilar, Ms Vikki's Mama and Anyballs wife died. Adri now knows who the mistress is, but not Ms Vikki, hence this is the reason they are keeping or trying to keep PauToo out of the Balvanera Manse. Anyballs doesn't want to cross that line and besides they are broken up now too. Hope that explains it.
Admitting your sins vs. wanting to atone due to genuine remorse and guilt are two totally different things. I haven't seen Salsero do any tortured soul searching or heard any anguished cries or lamenting about what he has done.
Think he is simply missing a few of the steps in his program.
Diana
So the person who needs duct tape on their mouth is not Bea but her mother. Shut the &%@# up already!! It's like "Oh I feel so guilty and want Anyballs to know that he has another kid, but I really don't mind giving him another heart attack."
Yes, Paula and Nikki need to go volunteer in a Mexico City homeless shelter and work up to their knees in filth and poverty and get off their insipid, whiny victim pity pots.
Oops.
Well, I think that Nelson from Dinero might make a better dad for Roy...at least more fun for us and probably Doris as well.
Carlos
Too bad Nikki didn't see Guzmancito take down Leo the Loony. Coy BoyToyRoy would have paled even more in comparison. I'm going to have to tune up my beanie to believe that no one knows what a washout Roy is. If he was on the international tennis circuit, wouldn't his old friends have followed his career at least somewhat? Some of his matches should have been televised, or they would at least have been able to check on the interwebz to see how he was doing, or to notice that he didn't seem to appear amongst the mentions of the tennis elite. But I guess his former girlfriend who claims to be super fond of him and has little else to do with her time just cannot be bothered to notice.
I am angry at Leo's mother. She and Paula should form a Useless Mothers Club.
Homer? Homer Simpson? Aribeth, I think you are on to something. That explains the couch that I spotted on the Patio. It was dawn (rosy fingered, natch) when I noticed it. There they were, a family of five yellow toons -- a nice lady with blue hair and a pearl necklace and a guy with a big belly and a can of Duff Beer in his hand. The baby is adorable. The girl is very serious, isn't she? (I think she's taking notes.) Their boy looks like a handful though. (He kind of resembles Coy boy toy Roy, now that I look closely.)
What a difficult episode. I hope to see Leo the Low get what's due him and SOON!
So now we know the story behind Roy the Boy's sudden interest in Nikki. Her "gold digger" meter is BROKEN. She's got the wrong guy pegged!
I love Salsa-Dude more and more. He must have redemption now! Poor Bea needs a decent man in her life, and since Salsa-Dude is the only one interested in the job, it's got to be him!
PS: NovelaMaven-there is definitely something off with CoyRoy's tenis...or maybe it's his feet. The seen quite small to me.
I don't watch The Simpsons, nor Family Guy, nor South Park. I heard they are awesome, funny and snarky, but the childish and over-simplified way they are drawn irritates me to no end.
I was referring to Homer, the blind Greek author who (supposedly) wrote Iliad and Odyssey 2800 years ago. Your lovely intro with Aníbal, the fallen alpha male reminded me of the great ancient Greek authors like Homer and Sophocles. "Tell me, O muse, of that ingenious hero who travelled far and wide after he had sacked the famous town of Troy." :)
Sorry. I was just playing with the name. I did know which Homer you meant, amiga. That's why I put in this parenthetical comment:
It was dawn (rosy fingered, natch) when I noticed it.
I was alluding to the way Homer usually describes "daybreak" in The Iliad which, in English, is usually translated as "Rosy-fingered Dawn."
In Greek, it is:
ῥοδοδάκτυλος Ἠώς (Rhododaktylos Eos)
*Other famous Homeric epithets -- shorthand descriptions, sort of nicknames, used whenever a name or force of nature is mentioned in The Odyssey or The Iliad -- are "Swift-footed Achilles", "Grey-eyed Athena," or "the wine-dark sea." My personal fave is "Cow-eyed Hera."
The other Homer -- Simpson, that is -- is so deeply entrenched in modern American culture that even folks like me who rarely watch the show still know this bright yellow family and their famous couch where they gather to watch TV. I'm not surprised that Homer has crossed the wine-dark sea to Europe and insinuated himself into television sets there.
There was a lot more Homer Simpson in my life when my grown children were living at home -- they were all huge fans and thought the writers were brilliant.
Right now I have several editions of the Greek Homer (in Greek and in various translations into English) gathering dust on my bookshelves. The cheaper ones will soon be as yellow as the Simpsons. There was a time when I could even read them. Damn.
Anyway, I was just trying to say in my awkward fashion: Thank you, Aribeth for referring to the poet and a mavenism in the same sentence. Doh!!!
I love cow-eyed Hera, too.
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