Monday, September 02, 2013

PEAM #125- 9/2/13-Hit The Road, Mal, You Idiot and Don't Ya Come Back Back No More No More, Wink, Wink

Happy Labor Day to all. 
I’m subbing for Cheryl tonight, who I hope is enjoying herself in Italy and France.  Lucky gal!! Cheryl always starts with a beautiful natural picture.  
Tranquility
Del Pasado:
Mal the idiot poisons Jesus’ coffee and hopes that he dies.  What a two faced idiot??  He wastes time talking stupidly and about Alma while watching Jesus drink the poisoned drink.  Jesus throws him out of his office.  Someone has to work.
 Chatita is preparing a feast for Jesus since he has been missing breakfast. Saturnino will take her in the taxi. Thank goodness that since Remegio got the security job we have someone else to drive the taxi in Monterrey.

Rogue can’t believe that his brother is going to marry Xochy.  What is his obsession with secretaries? He corrects his brother, Xochy is an executive not a secretary now and she is beautiful on the inside.  Rogue says to count him out.

Jessica gets the bad news from her brother, that her mom is gravely ill. And cant make the wedding.  She goes running to Cardenas and tells him that her mom can’t attend and once again the wedding is postponed.

Paty returns the ugly object that she stole from Elias’ house.  Paty lets Elias know that she is train wreck. She is ill and has problems and Elias is willing to help.  Paty is impactada.  He values her and treats her very well.  They hug.  Paty tells Elias about her coat check job, how she robbed everything in sight.  Does he still want to go out with a sick woman?? Yep.

Del presente:
The Avon troops are wished good luck and they are off to the contest.

Julio and Aida find Jesus in his office in unbearable pain.  He won’t allow them to call the doctor, because he has to go to the contest.  Chatita arrives to Orion at the right time and starts asking him about his pain.  He says that he got it right after drinking the coffee that Mal the Idiot gave him.  He wants to go to the contest.
At the contest- Avon is cheered onto a game show like setting.  Rogue and Augusto greet each other cordially.   Rogue beckons on the crowd.  Mal the idiot is looking for Jesus and annoying Augusto with Jesus’ disappearance.  Orion’s side is empty and they have 5 minutes to appear before being disqualified.  Augusto is ready to have a baby.  He will explode if Jesus doesn’t appear.  Rogue and Mal the idiot are too happy that Jesus has not appeared.  They cannot contain themselves. 
Jesus appears and Augusto starts yelling, where the hell have you been?? Jesus tells Augusto to ask his son. That shut up Augusto.  He snatches Mal the idiot up and asks – what did you do to Jesus???
The contest begins.  Is this Jeopardy or que the heck???
Jesus is writhing in pain and Chatita brings Jesus an elixir.  She has to leave the stage or Jesus will be disqualified.  She claims to be his mother and gives him the drink.  He drinks it and it seems to be working.  Alma answers the first question.  She answers correctly.  What is the definition of cosmetics?  Jesus answers correctly.  The contest is tied.  Onto the technical questions- the contestants share longing, loving glances at each other.
The final question-mentions 4 types of cosmetics?? Jesus answers-correctly. It’s a tie. Uh oh- the judge calls the “mc” over.
The judge whispers something to the “mc”.  Orion lost 2 points because Jesus arrived late and Avon wins.  Augusto was furious.  Alma was presented with the winner’s certificate.  Jesus, crutches and all congratulates Alma.  Alma will bring over his consolation prize later. 

Moronica finds the ghost sheet. She asks Domitila what is this and she does not have a clue.  Domitila tells Vero to lower her voice.  She can tell her what to do without shouting.  Vero wants to fire Domitila, but Domitilia tells her that she is not the boss Rogue is. 

Rogue congratulates Alma and Alma tells him that she is not proud of how they won the prize.  Jesus was late thanks to Mal the idiot and Rogue plays stupid.  Rogue is tired of her always-defending Jesus.  She has since day one. Alma has had it with Rogue and will call Pancho Lopez to tell him that Rogue is corrupt and incompetent.  Xochy and Ferny share a smooch in the center of the office.  They have to start planning for the wedding. Ricardo offers Xochy a cup of coffee. Xochy sits at her desk and for some reason the Discua exercise video shows on her computer and she sees it. Xochy is staring at the computer in shock.  Xochy is visibly shaken.

Augusto wants to know how was it possible that they lost the contest?  Mal the idiot starts his crap and Augusto almost says shut up, son to his son.  Mal the idiot continues his estupidez and Jesus elbows him in the stomach.  Jesus has had it, with the printer, with the car, the coffee, etc. Mal is an idiot.  Jesus was ready to beat Mal with the crutches an Augusto gets in between them and tells him to remember that Mal is his son!! Mal is impactado.  Mal’s mother never told him that Augusto was his dad; he was a generous man that helped him. That’s’ why he went to private school and had the best of everything, a good life. Augusto always wanted the best for him.  Alma screams that Papa should fire Jesus, he never defends him and Augusto tells the idiot that the only one who will leave Orion is him, Mal the idiot.  Mal the 5 year old is still yelling that if you love me why are firing me? For your own good, as Mal continues to have a tantrum.  Augusto tells him to go back to school in Los Angeles and study for real. and get a degree.  Augusto will no longer be his enabler.  You are immature, have no discipline and you don’t love this company the way that you should.  You can count on me son, BUT you gotta go. Waaaaaaaaa!!!  Jesus apologizes to Augusto for the way he handled Mal the idiot and will put in his resignation.  Augusto tells him that he fired Mal the idiot and there isn’t any hindering his work, so since he gave 120%, now he can give 300%.

Rogue is waiting for Cantu, another idiot and wants Susana to connect him with Pancho Lopez.  Xochy acts very strange around Ferny.  She brings the report that Alma requested.  Marisela asks Xochy- what’s up?  Its time to confess what is going on.  Xochy shows them the computer ad with Discua.  Xochy is acting like an ass while Alma and Marisela try to talk to her.  They want to know if Discua is still in India.  They can call the number from the ad?? They want to investigate.  Xochy doesn’t want Ferny to see her. But you are engaged to Ferny and Discua is a fraud. Xochy doesn’t want to do anything sensible.  She will marry Ferny as soon as possible. 

Rogue calls Pancho and tells him that thanks to him, they won the prize. Bull cried the queen!!! Alma helped to win.  He asks Cantu to investigate the best child tricks.  Huh?? Seriously??? I’m losing count of the idiots.

Rai has some magic ink that comes on clear and ends up black.  Rai sure gets around without a car.   She shows Val how to use the ink.

Mal yells to Jesus- do you think that you will get rid of me that easily?  I hate you so much.   I’m going to fight you. Is Jesus scared???  Leave Jesus alone because he will make him angry.  Bap, Mal is down and out for the count, thanks to a punch from Jesus minus the crutches.   Now you will learn not to disrespect the disadvantaged.

Coming attractions:

A romantic evening and someone is coming that will make everyone tremble.

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Comments:
Hi all, I hope that everyone had a good weekend. In the northeast the weather was not great.
Another silly episode, the only high point was the anvil for Melquaides.-Yuck!!! I hope that tonight's episode will be his last. I can't stop saying- "What an idiot!!" because its so true.
Between his stupidity, yelling, Vero's yelling, Augusto's yelling and Xochy's squealing, I may have gone tone deaf. :-)
 

Tablet Jefa, thank you for the wonderful recap!

It was Chatita to the rescue. Chatita was stuck in the middle not knowing to root for her son or her daughter! Malquíades really deserved that punch in the nose.

Jarifa
 

OFF TOPIC: for anyone interested in the availability of Latino films. You may want to see if the "dramady" "Instructions Not Included" ( a Mexican film) is playing near you. I was surprised that it was playing at my local mall AMC theater in the Chicago suburbs. It stars Eugenio Derbez and Jesus Ochoa (Adriano from PESE )makes a brief appearance. It was a good film. There were subtitles because it was mostly in Spanish. This looks like it could be the beginning of a trend around here because there was a preview before the movie for Jaime Camil's new comedy "Pulling Strings" which will be out the beginning of October. Who would have thunk it? This could be so much better than having to track down Latino film festivals.

Jarifa

 

I too hope it's the last we see of Malcontent the Elvis Never Be. He was soooo annoying. And someone the other day referred to Chatita as a penguin with hemorrhoids but she's my favorite character. Also, I can't stand Rogelio but seeing him make a fool of himself battling with a six year old may be worth watching.

 

TJ:

Thanks so very much for this most marvelous recap!

I too am glad that MalEl finally got his anvil and that Chucho knocked him down. It's about time!

Xochi was really freaking out. I hope Discua doesn't make an appearance. Did she give up her religion? And poor Xochi was winking.

Moronica and Rogue are just beyond the pale. I can't stand the way Moronica talks to poor Domatilla and Rogue and his little games. I hope that Val beats him at all his little tricks. He hasn't got a clue.

I hope Pancho knows that Alma did all of the work and Rogue is taking all the credit. Maybe he is the visitor. One can hope ; )

 

Thanks TJ. What a sparkling recap.

One of my favorite moments was Fernando taking leave of Rogue and tossing out a "Te quiero" on the way out the door. It made Rogue stop for just a second before he brushed it off with a "Juarever."

Another ws when the Avon troops all marched off from the office to head out to the contest.
And that Concurso??!!?? ¿Qué, qué, WHAT?
The best part of the contest was the loving looks exchanged by the lovebird contestants.

I also liked
-Domatilia standing up to Moronica.
-Chatita coming up with a magic remedy
-Elias & Paty

Best of all --Melquiades being canned

The mystery man? Hmm? I ran a lot of possibilities at the close of the previews. I have a suggestion --Xochi's mysterious sperm donor???

Güera


 

Thanks TJ. Great recap, despite the lame happenings. That "contest" was ridiculous. I've seen tougher questions on our local high school quiz show, "It's Academic".

Will Chatita's magic elixir permanently sure Jesus? I haven't been sure if his stomach problems were caused by stress, until this one time when Mal poisoned him, or if Mal had somehow been poisoning him this whole time? In any case, Chatita needs to market that stuff.

Xochi needs to chill out and trust in Fer's feelings for her. I do want Fer to finally find out how Rogue deceived him about Discua though. His feelings of love and loyalty to Rogue might just change after that.
 

Thank you, TJ! Man, what a stupid contest! Some of those questions were out of a Business 101 class. "Define 'marketing'," for example. Give me a break. Nobody should have been busting their butts over that thing. Or maybe the companies should have assigned their interns to participate.

I thought it was funny that they thought they should call the ordering hotline for the Discua-Matic (whatever it's called) to see if Discua was there. When I ordered my TotalGym many years ago, did I ask to speak to Chuck Norris? Years before that, when I ordered a Thighmaster (blush), did Suzanne Somers answer the phone?

The nice thing about the poisoning is that it gives me another square on my long-neglected Bingo card. Now all I need is a real pregnancy or a derailed wedding to finally "win." LOL.
 

Thank you all for your compliments .
Thanks Viv- I couldn't remember the show but it was It's Academic!
Yes, Chatita should market her special tea if it cures Jesus, I totally agree
 

Thanks, TJ! Very funny!

My faves:

Paty lets Elias know that she is train wreck.

Is this Jeopardy or que the heck???

Huh?? Seriously??? I’m losing count of the idiots.

Rai sure gets around without a car.

And the biggest laugh:

Xochy doesn’t want to do anything sensible. She will marry Ferny as soon as possible.


 

P.S. Can you be an evangelist AND an exercise-equipment huckster? Probably. Discua did make some comment about how the machine will "fill you with light." And then she winked -- or did she???
 

I know Xochi winked!
 

Blue Lass, she did say that.
Wink, wink. ;-)

 

Rogue is gonna be in so much trouble! How in the world is he going to explain how Bisquit is making exercise videos when she is supposedly locked in la carcel. In a way, I hope Ferny does see it. I want to see Rogue explain that away!

Julie:

I am with you about the call centers for products on line, lol. I think they wanted to see if the call went to India, but some of them do these days : )
 

Thanks so much for the recap TJ. I kept switching off and on to tennis, but have to admit to making sure to switch whenever Melvis was on. If I was Chucho, that boy's whiney little bottom would be warming a jail cell bench right about now. Hope he stays in LA.

I can't even think of adequate words to describe that whole "contest"...juarever that was. Stupid, inane, juvenile, waste...you get my drift. Let it be done and may we never have another one.

I personally think Discua is a con artist. See the light , my eye. Makes me wonder on that "church" as to who actually pocketed the donations, etc. Poor Xochi, this sort of thing is going to bring out all those insecurities her mother heaped on her. I have faith in Ferny...

Daisynjay
 

TJ thanks so much for your recap. So many idiots and their yelling you had to contend with you. Bless you.

Yes thank goodness Mal-jerk is fired. I hope he is truly gone.

Though I don't want Xochi to endure any pain, I want Discua to surface so Ferny can know his brother is a lying liar who lies and does other awful things to people.
 

I agree, Melvis's reaction was crazy. Not that I was expecting him to thank Chucho for revealing the truth about his father, but getting sent to school in LA instead of working?? Yes please! Sign me up!! He should have left with "so long, suckers" on his lips instead of challenging Chucho to a duel!

I don't think Discua was a con artist. I did at first, but in all the time she was with Fernando, she not only never tried to get a penny out of him, she didn't even try to talk him out of denouncing Rogue, shredding the money, and getting out of the business. I think a con artist would have offered to "cleanse" the money spiritually, in exchange for a "small" donation!
 

TJ:

I also loved the pic of Tranquility you put up and the title for the recap is fab!
 

Thanks, TJ! Love the title, and of course the funny zings.

What in the Hades was that stupid contest, and why would the companies care about doing such an idiotic thing? Do telenovela writers and producers have any clue how non-showbiz industries operate? Clearly not. It actually could have been made entertaining, but asking them to recite canned definitions of basic stuff was just boring. Why would anyone watch that?

So glad Augie fired Malcontent (good one, britishcomedyfan) and is shipping him away. He should have also fed him rice cereal and puréed carrots and put him down for a nap. I hope it's a reform school he's being sent to.


 

Karen- I love the name Mal-jerk and I agree Ferny needs to know about Rogue's dishonesty regarding Discus.
Madelaine- thank you, Cheryl always has a beautiful photo to start off the week.
Julia- I agree feed Malcontent and put him down for his nap.
 

Thanks, TJ. Great picture to start us off also.

I was so afraid Chatita was going to feed Ipecac to Chucho. Might have made the 'contest' more interesting...

And, why were Xochi and Maricela even onstage? They didn't appear to answer questions or help Alma. Window dressing?

 

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