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Que Bonito Amor, QBA, 9-17-13, Cap 149—Hot Prison Love is the Best Love

Getting it on in the LA prison.

Hola everyone, I'm filling in tonight. RECAP IS DONE!!

(I always seem to recap the love scenes! LOL!)

BRIEF SUMMARY with screencaps.

We have a refrito with JAntos telling Maria to get lost, live her life, yadda yadda. She talks him out of that and says that no matter where they are, their love is "magic." They get busy with their conjugal visit, which I suspect has been edited by Univision (por supuesto).

"Hasta nunca" aka "Goodbye forever." But that doesn't last long!

Gratuitous Jorge Salinas shot. I make no apologies.

They seem so desolate. He won't relent. She reminds him of the good times and has brought her dad's sombrero. She accuses him of being Santos instead of Jorge Alfredo. That seems to break him down.

He gives in!

Orange Guiliano is skulking around the hospital, dressed as a doctor (with convenient mask) first hovering over Amalia, then Wendy, then Wendy's bebe. He looks threateningly at the little baby (very cute kid, I must say) and behind him appears a freaky-looking Dead Bruno, who whispers that "because of you, I am in Hell!" (I guess Hell has a barber, because didn't Dead Bruno get a shave?) Orange Guiliano is spooked but doesn't actually see anything. But he does some "No puede sers" over it.

Creepily hovering over Amalia.

Then he moves to creepily hover over Wendy.

Then it's Don Justo's turn to be creepily hovered over.

The tables are turned! Dead Bruno is now really creepily hovering over OJ.

Orange Guiliano senses Dead Bruno, but never actually sees him.

We have a glossy-fantasy love scene with JAntos and Maria. The conjugal visit room transforms itself into a beautiful bedroom with pretty lights, canopied bed. JAntos is in his mariachi outfit, as is Maria. Happy happy, bliss bliss.

The drab conjugal room is transformed!

They get busy.

Cue heavily edited love scene, thanks to Univision.

Later they engage in pillow talk between besos. She'll keep fighting for him, she says.

Amalia is in bad shape and is calling for her daughters. Susanito fetches them (but not Jalesquito) to visit Mom in the hospital. Amalia scares the living daylights out of the kids by saying, "If something bad happens to me, remember that I love you." Fortunately a nice doctor comes along then, reassuring them that Mom is going to be fine, and by the way we got some meds in for her.

Drama queen mom scares her poor kids.

JAntos's truck driver friend is bonding with Coloso as they drive along. Coloso is obviously jealous of the adoration and loyalty that JAntos earns from those who know him, but Truck Driver Friend says, hey, I've got room in my heart for many many friends!

Ana and Fernando want to adopt Jualesquito, but the crabby adoption lady doesn't think so. First it's because they're unmarried. Ana thinks that's easy to fix and Fernando is all in favor. They talk about all the kids they'll have (in addition to Jualesquito). But when the adoption lady comes to inspect the house, it's too small and crappy. She drags poor Jualesquito away to the orphanage with her, as he cries for his dad. Fernando tells Jualesquito that it'll just take a while to sort things out. Later in the orphanage Jualesquito cries that his dad lied to him.

They can solve their single parenthood status pretty easily, she grins. He's all in favor.

Mean adoption lady drags poor Jalequito away. Look at Fernando's expression here.

More tears and heartache as the kid is dragged away. Doesn't the adoption lady have any heart at all?

They are bummed by Jalisquito being taken away. Ana encourages Fernando to fight.

Don Justo is looking lovingly at his grandbebe in the hospital incubator as Orange Guiliano hovers threateningly behind him.

Ira has taken a job as a cleaning lady at the hospital. She bumps into (literally) Susanito there. Impactado looks for both of them. They are able to talk and Ira confronts Susanito with the thing about his kiss with Mirna. She thinks that he tried to dump her, using the "can't have kids" excuse, because he would rather be with Mirna.

Bumping into a cleaning lady. Oh wait. It's his wife!

And his wife is going to chew him out but good!

The evil duo, Elvira and Don Ruben, plot the downfall of the bar. Elvira found some money in the safe that Susanito hadn't put in the bank yet. She steals it to hasten the bar's failure.

JAntos and Maria say their farewells as time's up for the conjugal visit. They'll see each other in a few days.

The guard tells them that time's up. Oops, there goes the fantasy canopy bed! They're back in the drab prison room.

Kissing as the prison guard creepily hovers and looks through the door window.

Justo comforts Wendy, who is worried about whether her bebe will survive.

JAntos tells Michael that he got to see Maria. He sings her praises but they're worried because Maria is alone in L.A. and Orange Guiliano is around too.

Back in his cell, he tells Michael about how much he owes Maria and also the risks she faces with OJ somewhere around L.A.

Maria hovers outside the prison and sings.

And somehow, JAntos manages to hear her!

Orange Guiliano finds out that Maria is in L.A. and is visiting JAntos. This puts him into rage mode. No way will JAntos be happy with his Bonita! He calls someone and says he wants JAntos's trial date hastened.

Maria wanders outside of the prison and sings a song, hoping that JAntos can hear her. Of course he can (por favor!) and he sings back. And she hears him too! Whiskey Tango Foxtrot! Whatever.

A split screen shows them both singing and we end the episode.

END OF EPISODE!!

AVANCES: They say it's "Capitulos Finales" and it looks like JAntos has only a few days before he's tried (?). Maria yells to JAntos through the prison gates that she loves him. OJ has bad plans for her as he loads his gun.