Caray, Caray!

Our PEAM story has gotten so silly, so inane, I just couldn't help but start out tonight by bringing our thoughts to someone who deserves our thanks that an intelligent voice in the world speaks reason when so many others are speaking only madness and stupidity. I am Malala, I am Malala, I am Malala!!

Catching up… Jesica does a bit of pout and whine ruining her bride face while she chastises her parents for being late and scaring her that they were not coming. The priest says let's get on with this and everyone takes a seat.  Tracy places a jeweled if wrinkly hand on Jesus' thigh, sigh.  He plucks it off with dexterity.

Papa warns Cardy to be very careful with his daughter and Mommy rubs his bald head for good luck.  Both Cardy and Jesica cry with love as they begin their vows. Jesus explains to Valentina that people that love each other go through this ritual.

Alma and her Poppy talk about old times and his excitement to spoil his only grandchild. He seems happy to be getting a chance to be a better grandfather than he was a father. He can't wait to know if it is a boy or girl.  It will likely be one or the other so Alma tells him not to worry.

Already at the post ceremony reception.  Valentina wants to make friends with the robot baby and Tracy wants to drink tequila so she orders two when the waiter is hailed. She admits that she has a son but she never sees him.


The old sillies decide to roast the wedding novios. but rather gallantly introduce them. The beaming couple mount the stage and Rico gets to make a height joke by putting the speaker too low in front of Cardy.  Jesica saves him by dislodging the microphone and then they go to the floor waiting for Kiko to come to the piano.  Valentina sees butterflies while Kiko plays a stately version of chopsticks or something that Jesica can still turn into a sexy little dance. The Kiko/Val winking that starts seems to shock Jesus.

The tequila comes, Tracy gulps one and offers one to Jesus which he offers back to her.  Rogelio looks on with Patricia.  He offers to dance with her but she is surprised. Mad Veronica checks her iPad and mutters nasty remarks.  She is dressed in Devil's Red.

Cardy and Kiko hug and he asks his uncle Cardy who's the little dish.  Tracy's confession is that she was married but it didn't last long because she worked all the time.

The robot devil cries and ruins the atmosphere at the office staff's table. At least Fernando gets up and takes the stinky robot off stage. They joke about the baby and Xochi's lack of interest.  Ricardo swears that his new found inheritance are not going to change him.  Panfilo comes over to ask to talk to Susana.  And most disgustingly, the robotdevil spouts pee like a banquet fountain of orange juice, thankfully only in the men's room.  Fernando seems to have lost any reason but I am quite sure the writers have lost all of theirs.

Minerva asks Alma what kind of baby she prefers.  Not a robot, I say to myself.  But Alma wants a boy like Jesus and grandpa wants another Princessa to spoil like her.

Panfilo tries to apologize and talk to Susana who doesn't want to discuss further.  She comes back to say good night to the table.  Jesus asks hasn't Tracy tried to contact her son but she whines that he wants nothing to do with her.  For this she is immensely lonely which justifies her hitting on younger engaged men who are under her in the organization.

Relief, Jesica has turned her wedding dress into a stunning yellow and begins to sing and dance for the audience.  Young swain Kiko braves the harsh looks of Jesus and still asks Valentina to turn out on the dance floor with  him.  Jesus gets a call form Alma and is able to share the dance floor gala with Alma and her father. I would like the cell phone they use to show the entire party and details with a 100 mega pixel or so phone camera for Skype spectacular.

Rogelio and Pato burn up the dance floor and Rogelio is finally having fun when devil Veronica shows up at the door.  Xochi is having no such fun as devil robot demands bottle after bottle in order to stay quiet.

Kiko gets to do a bit of Michael Jackson moon walking for Valentina's benefit before the mesmerized wedding guests.  He further scares Jesus by removing his shirt.  He swears never to be a father-in-law.  Kiko wants to take Valentina off to talk but the preteen pre hormonal duo have to go ask papa Jesus.  He advises them not to dare go far.

Julio picks the perfect moment to scream over the music to Aida, does she want to be his girlfriend???  The music suddenly stops so everyone waits breathlessly for the answer, but Aida yells back, hell yes! Music resumes with gusto.

The kissing, dancing Rogelio and Patricia are assaulted by Veronica.  Pato wants to keep her hands off of the pregnant woman who declares she loves, loves Rogelio, he looks stunned like he often does.  Taking advantage of Pato's reluctance to deck a preggers nutcase, Veronica has no compunction to pull any punches.  Stupid ball gown fight ensues as they pull on each others hair extensions and we cut to half time.

Rogelio separates the battling lovelies, while Veronica tries to get her way with Rogelio.  Pato retreats long enough to get a pitcher of cold ice water to cool Veronica's ardor.  Pato leaves with a modicum of dignity while Veronica cries big crocodile tears.

Kiko and Valentina trade texting info.  Tracy tries to calm down Jesus who remains on scared papa alert.  Cardy and Jesica kiss and dance with great joy.

Patricia shows up at Alma's to plead her case that Rogelio told her that he loves her.  Alma urges caution but we can see that Patricia isn't listening to the warnings.

Tracy finally apologizes for her unprofessional behavior.  She notices that Rogelio and Jesus are not great friends but she says "eets not my bysnezz", it is for you to work out your professional relationship with Rogelio.  Jesus is all too dismissive of her bad behavior but worried about what will happen at Avon, and the party is over.

Cardy is treated to Jesica seductively sensational in a hot, red teddy while he thrills her with his flannel jammies. She crawls into the honeymoon bed with him. At least they are in love! Let the honeymoon begin!

Valentina tells Alma as she hands her a flower that Papa Jesus lurves her mucho.  Then she tells Alma all about the hunk Kiko she met at the wedding.  And how they exchanged cell phone numbers and she is going to dream of him all night. One can see that using sueño for both dreaming and sleeping can be a bit confusing here… I am just saying. Alma is totally charmed, Jesus seems threatened.  Funny he doesn't seem to set alarms off in his head for threats like Veronica's and Marta's sociopathic tendencies but a preteen crush is undoing him?

Jesica and Cardy have to face the mean ogre called erectile dysfunction Oh my.  At least she dismisses it and tries again.

Fernando sleeps and Xochi gets up grabs robot devil and I think she pulls the plug on the little darling… while Fernando sleeps on.  How is she going to explain killing Fernandito in the morning? Stay tuned.

Light dawns on Fernandito's death?  Fernando wakes up screaming that his son is dead.  Xochi gives in and says I only removed his batteries.  They begin to fight that the baby robot is HIS not theirs, he bought it, he takes care of it and she is going to keep the batteries until he comes to his senses.

Jesus drops off Valentina who gets her first text from Kiko and excuses herself.  Jesus wants to talk to Rogelio and then asks if Veronica is mistreating Valentina.  He makes a deal with the housekeeper that she will call and warn him if she observes any bad behavior toward Valentina.  Agreed, don't worry.

Avances:

Rogelio is buying an engagement ring, we all know it isn't for Veronica who is rallying her war cries to get Rogelio for herself by whatever means.

And Marta makes her move… looks like Chatita is going to be hurting from being hurled down the stairs or is she going to wake up dead in this jolly comedy?? Stay tuned for tomorrow's revelations.

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