This is the second time Delia set Rogelio and Patricia apart. The first time only Jesús noticed a silent cry on her face but now the whole IMSS hospital are witnesses of her pain and suffering. ''We need Ane and Dr Osorio in the reception area, Dr. Osorio please bring Ane Sthesia to the reception area''. Sorry Pato, you can keep swimming, but this pichón is going back to his cage... now with less marbles and no legs!!
Avon soy yo! And if you think I look good, you'll look way better! Guaranteed or your money back! Jéssica is living proof that Avon products enhance your appearance, unless you cry, then you will look like a raccoon.
This ''girls'' are such Pranksters
Pánfilo is probably crying with his one good eye after seeing Susana on the catwalk. This episode presented by the shapes ''sphere'' and ''cylinder''. ''Sphere'', ''cylinder''...
His loss. In the crowd, Ricardo shamelessly looks like nothing happened, after all the damage he did... bad monkey!
Diego Armando Manriquez, the male version of Tracy Rodríguez, who is now chasing Alma, in an effort to extend this TN until its breaking point, falls victim of the gossip girls, who in revenge, cut him some slack, literally, leaving him almost naked. Who would have thought these girls would have such a sense of humor? If they could only work half as hard as they have fun!!
Jesús is not the first male secretary, he shouldn't be so redundant, unless this has a hidden sexist meaning. Or, a self affirmation. I was a secretari-o, yes, I didn't make a mistake, it has an ''o'', ''o''. Juárever! Vivan las secretarias! Enough already!
Group hug! We miss the old grumpy man, because Jesús, when he scolds the Gossip Girls after the prank to that obnoxious Argentinian, sound fake. Alma comes to his rescue and all giggle and laugh! Secretly, they wish this nightmare was over! Aren't we all?
Patricia cries more than the baby
Is it me, or does Luisita looks way smaller than Fernandote. Maybe little Fer inherited his father's bobblehead looks.
Chatita tries her best to explain to Patricia, that now that her pichón está enjaulado, she needs to dry her eyes and push forward, like she did when Chato and her son left looking for new horizons in the United States to never come back. She kept going forward. In her own world, where nothing bad ever happened again, but forward, because backwards, as Cristina always says, not even to gain momentum!
Whatever happened to baby Roge?
The red one (I am guessing Uri) has left Rogelio worse than a Mostro. Even Mostro is shocked after seeing him in a wheelchair. Did he leave you crippled too? -No, I am fine, I just don't feel like walking, but between you and me, the red one disconnected part A and B of my brain and now, temporarily, I can not use anything from my waist down.
Whaaaaat? Careful with that soap mister! Better ask Patricia to bring Avon's soap on a rope on her next visit!
And if there is a worse side to all this, now that Roger is confined to that wheeled vehicle, he is easy prey for the bullies, like the self proclaimed Bully, Calavera, Darwin, and an endless list of felons (and guards that stand there having fun letting anything happen) who now crowd his not so private space.
And there is a worse than worse scenario, wait until Uri gets out of solitary confinement, then we will see who survives!
Maybe the only light side to all this was that thanks to Fernando, who became Mostro's friend, Rogelio is now being somehow protected, or at least has someone on his side.
From all the kisses and miscellaneous (remember in the beginning all those soft core scenes with Rogelio and Patricia?), Rogelio's flashbacks are very poor, since they only include the birdy proposal. Ewww!
Playing soccer was something Rogelio liked to do, but now that he is the ball, there's something risky about it, specially when he just had surgery and his brain is not completely joined yet. There's still some neurons unattached like marbles in a cigar box.
The guards, even those who bet to Rogelio's team, had to stop the game, because we can not play ball with a broken ball, right?
Falling chandelier ACME brand (with a Fisher-Price set up button)
Vero has a new plan, so she calls Jacinto to help her out. The plan is that during Luisita's baptism, the huge and heavy candelabra lamp should fall killing everybody including father Sunday. Everybody who likes Jesús, must die!! After she finishes off everybody in Monterrey, her next scheduled trip is to Chicago! Vero must find that guy who conveniently ''found'' Vale on the virtual network.
The plan with the chandelier, unlike all the others she has implemented, will not fail, it is fail proof. When she touches the big red McDonalds Happy meal toy button, even with a soft feathery caress, the chandelier will fall with ceiling, beams, sheetrock and all to end such miserable lives of all her enemies!
If Chatita chats, Quico kicks and Chucho shoes?
Thanks to technology, which is now available to kids as young as 7 years old (and parents that allow that), Chatita will start chatting, and then why not, sexting, casual! Meanwhile, Valentina can update her ''Иetwork'' page and share with the world every little step and thing they're doing, that way her mother, Verónica, can better monitor them and attack them and kill them and download their pictures and print them!! No wall should have pictures of ugly people.
There's something wrong with Valentina's eyes, I guess, since she is holding her iPhone way too close to her face, but anyway, she took Patricia and Fernandito's picture holding, and kissing, and squeezing and loving, and wishing and hoping!
Leche lala presents back to the past
I am no longer interested in following this TN timelines, so when Chatita claims she was 2 years old when the first TV transmission took place in México I roll my eyes. Chatita, the character, was born in 1948, because in 1950 the President Miguel Alemán Valdés, aired a speech that was live and in black and white. She ''remembers'' color came in 1968, just in time for the Olympic Games. I wish she could remember that the inventor was a Mexican guy who could never sell his patent in México and came and sold it in the USA. Well, back to Chatis, we all can dream. I just sigh and pretend I ''believe her''. I think she was already dating but who cares, here girls date as young as 7... no biggie!
All this during the update to the ''Иetwork'', Remember that Chatita is prior to MySpace time, where she learnt new words (she will soon forget them, but juárever), like ''website'', ''post'', ''update'', ''download'' and so on...
I am sure Valentina is not ready yet to go to bed, because after that huge glass of milk, the right thing to do is brush your teeth, not cover your feet!
Red buckets, red roses, red candles, oh my!
Avon is a wonderful place (I agree, I wish I could ''work'' there) and is full of memories. Right there is where Jesús and Alma met and sealed their destiny, so now they will enjoy a superb cena romántica. The best in Monterrey, tallarines y bombones de chocolate. Yes! Fetuccini, kiwi/strawberry salad, artisan bread and chocolate covered marshmallows in the fondue caquelon.
Right in her office, Alma has been very happy (Jéssica was happier, I remember), she became more fulfilled as a woman and gained a whole lotta friends, in this year and a half or so. I have to disagree, because Alma is not all that. She is bluffing. The place could be magical but I doubt it has changed their lives in the way they want to make us believe.
''My mission is to take care of you, my mission is to get you to love me when you are awake, asleep, and to see me as your love, because I have never felt this way before, because when someone loves somebody truly...'' (yawn)
Serves as a background while the happy couple (still not yet out of the woods because Verónica is developing new revenge plans every hour and every day, for as long as everybody allows her to and not report her to the police), eat their pasta and chocolate full of calories that hopefully they will burn tonight when the house is sound asleep and they start their own private party under the sheets.
Cut to commercials
Did they pixelate Fernandito's privates? If so, they're so big they still showed up!
Next day, during the changing diapers commercial, Alma tells Patricia she knows so much of this because she spent 2 months reading while she was resting her pregnancy by doctor's orders. Then Jesús shows up ready to go to take Vale to school. Ignoring Patricia's presence, Alma and Jesús start counting the money before the poor ones. Kiss, kiss, muá, muá... Of course Patricia, whose heart still pumps blood through her body feels like she needs some sugar too, and Alma, faster than a speeding bullet makes clear that this Jesús is unique (besides tocayo in heaven) and is hers. So don't even think about it...
-No honey, I think she didn't mean kisses from me, but from Rogelio, I hope...
-By the way Licenciado,
-Tell me Licenciada.
-Nooo, not me, tell me what you were going to say!
-Oh, sorry, I love Chespirito! (wink to the camera)
Alma is congratulating him because of the success of the campaign, but Jesús wants that payment ''in kind'' later in the bedroom. Speaking about paying with body instead of money, I don't know if it's true or Alma's feverish mind is hallucinating, but she told Patricia that DAM dared to invite her to the nude beach!! Whaaattttt? C'mon Alma, you're not the last Coke in the desert.
Meanwhile Diego Armando, who also has a ''Network'' account, found Mighty Aphrodite and is having wet dreams about her. I am starting to think that for him, she IS the last Coke in the desert.
What I'd like to know is where is the line that coworkers shouldn't cross to avoid sexual harassment lawsuits. If Diego Armando keeps pushing, he might find himself keeping Rogelio company in the cage. Talk about two birds with one stone!
Which brings me to the visit of Jesús to Rogelio. No, not that Jesús, but the one from down here, who wants to do the same his tocayo from up there did 2013 years ago in Jerusalém. This Jesús, García, went to tell Rogelio to have faith. Faith is all you need brother, oh! and let me take Fernandito to be circumcised on Sunday. Oops, baptized! Sorry!
-Of course without you, or what? Do you think you can ask for a weekend pass?
-I don't think so, and I am very afraid that Ury will kill me when he is out of the solitary confinement area.
-You mean to tell me that you can not get a safe cell, after all, you're a VIP...
-Very Important People?
-No, Very vulnerable prisoner!!!
Anyway, if you can not get out, bring Patricia over here and marry her!
Rogelio's eyes show his surprise because he thinks this is as good an idea as the one with the feathery proposal.
The re-launching of the revenge games begin!
As heartless as Vero can be, she still thinks of her daughter. Not only because thanks to her, she keeps updated with her internet page, but because she doesn't want any harm for her. After seeing the picture of the holding and kissing, she breaks the tablet and swears revenge separating Patricia from the bebé. After all, she thinks she rightfully owns him. Yes! The one she sold! I didn't read the fine print on the return policy, so I am sure Patricia, even when Rogelio is absent, will not yield that poor creature to the crazy witch! Her furious rage invades her heart when she read that Valentina calls Patricia her ''auntie'', and her mind back flashes to when Patricia slapped her silly in the restroom... You're so paying for this Zorrilla!!
What brings us to Patricia, who is already at Avon after changing Fernandito's diapers admiring her exquisite ring #2...
The elevator door opens and here he is, the almost demi-God introducing himself to Partricia, who hadn't had the pleasure to meet him. The pleasure is all yours, he said, my name is Diego Armando Manríquez and I don't remember seeing you here last time. Where is the blonde one with the horse laugh? Careful, I am Alma's amigui!
After telling Alma that DAM is on his way, Patricia receives Verónica's phone call, and things get nasty when both of them start fighting over poor Fernandito.
When in doubt, meet in a crowded place or one more pearl on the pectoral and it would be excessive
Alma meets DAM in the very center of the secretarial lobby. She is unusually (and poor acted) aggressive and I am sure that is very uncomfortable for him, because the Gossip League intervene every time they hear something that they think is funny. After being gossipy, they are now also meddling, or sticking their spoon in Alma's pot, and you know, too many spoons in one pot spoils it and make it rot. So, Alma is angry because she actually wanted to go to the nude beach but now she has a boyfriend and a baby that stop her from doing what she likes. Bummer!
-I don't know what I hate most, your body lotion or that last night you wanted to show off with my boyfriend's work!
-But, but, all these women humiliated me!
Well... they're women and they have rights. After a silly chase around the office, Marisela pushes a chair in his way and makes him fall, so in return, he calls them ugly. Childish. End scene.
Love thy inept policeman
Jesús, who just minutes ago was all preachy and lovey with Rogelio, holds a grouch with the policeman who never believde him and let Alma of his heart spend only-God-knows-how-many-days in prison. Cough (barely one day and a half!)!!
Sealed with a kiss!
After gossiping about DAM in the henhouse Avon has become, Alma walks speaking to Jesús on the phone about some Camera of Commerce issue, when suddenly Diego Armando jumps on her from behind a concrete column just at the right moment that super Jesús arrives to see the whole scene! Talk about timing!!
DAM is all over Alma, Jesús runs to give him a taste of his knuckle sandwich and then send him straight to Argentina on the first flight avaliable, or sooner if he had wings. She thanks him for saving her, he wishes she would thank him later in bed, they kiss, he leaves to see Luisita and she finds an envelope in her car. I hope it is not from Verónica telling her she is being watched and that she has a sniper rifle and is not afraid to use it.
Phew! Jesús! You're SO UNPREDICTABLE my love!! So this is why the printers keep running out of ink!! Jesús has been printing counterfeit money from the ''Bank of Love'' to pay Alma the ''favors'' she will do to him at night!! Vaya, vaya!! Some kind of sexy business is indeed happening among married and/or engaged couples. The things we have to see these days! She kisses the ''20 besos'' bill and sighs. Now she will only get 19...
Rogelio swings both ways
Is what Mostro thinks when he catches Rogelio scanning Patricia's picture to store that image in his brand new brain.
-Boss, did she come to see you? You look very happy!
-No, today I saw Jesús!
-Hey, did the Mormons visit you?
-No, not that Jesús, Jesús García, a friend that I love very much!
-Don't scare me, do you swing both ways? You have seen me naked! I will sleep in another cell tonight!
-Noooo, he is now my friend but he was my archenemy! He stole my girlfriend! (like she was his property, right?)
-This one, the one in the picture?
-Noooo, this one was my lover!!
-Golly, Licenciado, you definitely are my role model!! If I get out of here, I'd like to have a lover too, or two!
Good news, bad news
Jesús, still with his fist in pain after Diego Armando ran into it, runs to tell Patricia about her wedding with Rogelio, ruining the surprise. On the other side, Patricia has decided give Fernandito back to his mother tonight at 8, 7 central.
Before I forget, I'd like to note that despite all those phone calls where Verónica confesses and threatens, 1) nobody mind her and 2) nobody cares if she is serious and/or will strike at anytime. Really? I would have had that phone tapped a long time ago! This is not an ''your word against mine'' issue anymore...
-I hope you don't send anybody to try to kill me again!
-NO! Next time I will do it myself
Juárever! (your days are numbered PEAM)
Hi, I am Luisita and I have ruined the myth that girls don't poop!
Between the gossip and taking care of Luisita, the Gossip Girls can not get to do any work. Why am I not surprised?
That's stink! Even more than Luisita's poop!
Tomorrow: You're all going to die! The christening of an innocent girl will be the scenery of the most hideous crime! Everybody attending Luisita's baptism will end up in the Hospital! Tune in tomorrow, same Jesutime, same Jesuchannel! Different recapper!