Caray, Caray!

When Jose Luis returns home, Mariano is waiting in his drive way and wants to talk to Ines.  Jose Luis tells him to scram.  Jose Luis then instructs Matais, the butler, that his wife is not allowed to have visitors.  Oriana gets upset when she overhears that Mariano was sent away.  She says that Jose Luis had no right bouncing her friend.  She is not a prisoner; she came there willingly.  Jose Luis points out that she is HIDING and no one is supposed to know where she is.  That is the sole object of HIDING.  Anything less this defeats the purpose.  Oriana smells liquor on Jose Luis and asks if he’s been drinking.  Jose Luis is exasperated and so am I. 

Ricky and Mariano visit Paloma.  Their plan to make Paloma believe that it was her idea to go to convince Oriana to give the kid to the orphanage works like a charm.  She insists on going to Jose Luis’ house right away and they pretend to try to talk her out of it.  Jorge drives Paloma over to the open secret hideout.  While Ricky and Mariano watch from across the street, Paloma hobbles to the door and demands to speak with her granddaughter.  Paloma ignores the butler and walks right into the residence.  When Jose Luis appears, the butler tells him that the old woman beat him with her cane and forced her way in.  Oriana hears the commotion and comes out to greet Paloma.  The two women go off alone.  Later, back in the living room, under the guard of her father and John, Rhodalina asks Paloma not to leave.  John follows while Oriana walks Paloma to the door and Jose Luis is left in the living room alone with Rhodalina and Tito.  Jose Luis offers to take Rhodalina to the park and beach.  She grabs her dog and leaves. 

When Oriana returns to the living room, Jose Luis wants to know what she and her grandmother discussed.  She says that her grandmother missed them.  Jose Luis says that he trying to protect her from being arrested and his daughter being placed in an juvenile hall.  Oriana says that jail might be better than being with him. 

Ruben is visiting Fedelia when Sybilu struts into the living room.  While Sybilu is happy that her aunt has found someone to knock out the cobwebs in her unused lady parts, she believes that Ruben is only using Fedelia for her money.  Sybilu reminds Fedelia that she and Ricky own that house.  She tells Ruben and Fedelia that they can’t live there and that Fedelia is used to living in a mansion.  Sybilu goes upstairs.  Ruben agrees that he has nothing to offer Fedelia.  Fedelia tells Ruben that Sybilu is crazy. 

Jose Luis Skypes with Sammy the Bull.  Sammy the Bull demands to know what’s going on with his money.  Jose Luis explains that they are waiting for the two investor bimbos to sign the paperwork.  After receiving a thorough tongue lashing from Sammy the Bull, Jose Luis calls Joaquin, but his body guard simply says that Joaquin is not there and disconnects the call.  Unbeknown to Jose Luis, Joaquin is fighting for his life in a Phoenix, Arizona hospital.  Jose Luis asks John, the David Beckham look-a-like body guard what’s up with Joaquin, but John doesn’t know.  John tells Jose Luis that Sammy the Bull sent him, not Joaquin.  John’s friends don’t talk either.  Jose Luis says that Sammy the Bull is stupid and that’s why Joaquin never allowed him to do anything other than be an enforcer. 

Ricky really needs to take a Midol.  He is sitting in the dark, wearing bunny slippers, eating chocolate ice cream and listening to sad Celine Dione songs.  He’s growing ovaries right before our eyes and frankly, it’s embarrassing!  He depressed because he may never see his smoopie poo again.  He wonders if Oriana will wait for him after he has sex with his wife and makes a family with her.  Three kids is his limit.  He and Oriana will only be apart for a few years.  Then, he can divorce his wife, abandon his kids and live happily ever after with Oriana. 

Just as I predicted!  Rhoda Penmark has finally tied Oriana to the bed and simply walked away!  Oriana screams for her daughter.  Luckily, it was only a dream or an omen (maybe?).  When Oriana wakes, Rhodalina is sleeping peacefully beside her. 

The next morning, outside of the judge’s chambers, Marilu agrees to tell the judge that she wants Rhodalina, but she has some demands.  First and foremost, Ricky must give up the booty. Yucky! Oh, just lie back and think of England Mexico, Ricky.  It will be over quickly.  Secondly, she wants to kick Fedelia out of the mansion.  She doesn’t want her mooching off of them and stealing food out of her kids mouths.  Ricky points out that Fedelia is her aunt and she has lived in that house for over 20 years.  Sybilu doesn’t care, she wants her out.  She thinks that Ruben is only sniffing around for the money.  Anyways, Ricky’s lawyer shows up and they enter the judge’s chambers.  Sybilu tells the judge that their marriage is just peachy.  The judge wants to know if Ricky is still boinking Ines Valdivia.  Sybilu says that she was listening to gossip and she now knows that Ricky wasn’t boinking Ines.  It's true that he has boinked Ines lots of times in the past, but he stopped a few days ago.  She wants the brat.  The judge is concerned that Ines kidnapped her daughter.  He is also concerned that Ricky and Sybilu might fight again.  The attorney says that the Bretons gave Ines permission to take the kid and that no marriage is perfect.  The judge says that Rhodalina has to go to the juvenile hall until he investigates the allegations.  Ricky insists that Oriana did not kidnap her kid; he gave her permission.  My word has no value?  The judge implies that Ricky is a lying liar that lies a lot.  The judge doesn’t know what’s the truth and what’s not. 

Outside of the judge’s office, Sybilu tells Ricky that she expects to receive the first installment of his booty payment plan after dinner.  Make sure he answers the door naked and he'd better not be wearing more than cologne when she comes over tonight.  Eat some lots oysters too; she wants him nice and horny.  She also wants to know when he’s going to throw out is elderly aunt.  Ricky says that she doesn’t have time for such foolishness.  “I will not be ignored, Dan Ricky”*, says Marilu!  She threatens to tell the judge that she lied if he doesn't comply.  Ricky drags her out of the building. 

Oriana packs a small hobo bag.  She tells Rhodalina that she is going to a juvenile hall and Tito can’t go with her.  Tito will stay with Paloma.  Oriana tells John that she is going to see the vet.  He says that will go with her, but she objects and leaves with her kid.  Later, they see Leonardo outside of the veterinarian’s office.  He came to get Nero’s teeth cleaned.  Fabiola shows up and they give Tito to her.  Leonardo escorts Oriana to the juvenile hall where she drops off that bad seed.  She tells Rhodalina that Ricky will get them out as soon as he can.  Rhodalina makes Leonardo promise to visit Tito.  Rhodalina breaks away from the social worker twice and runs back to cling to her mother.  The social worker tells Oriana that she can visit her kid every two weeks.  She suggests that Oriana leave so that Rhodalina can stop crying.  On the third try, the social worker holds her tight.  Leonardo holds Oriana back from running to her sobbing child. 

Meanwhile, back at the open secret hideout, Jose Luis is berates John, the bodyguard, for not watching his wife while he was out making wedding plans with his mistress.  He wants John and Matias to tell him where his wife and kid are.  John says that they went to the vet.  Jose Luis dismisses them, and gets a phone call from Anotonio, who tells him that the bimbos will sign the paperwork tomorrow.  They have decided to use their shares, but first they must meet with Aresti-Breton.  Jose Luis wants investors NOW and doesn’t care whether they sell the stock or invest the cash.  He hangs up on Antonio.  When Jose Luis leaves, Matias tells John that Jose Luis is one mentally sick puppy and he doesn’t know how long he will be able to continue working there.  John takes out Jose Luis’ medication bottle and copies down the name of the prescription. 

Later, Jose Luis shows up at the vet’s office and manhandles a nurse with a mesmerizing uni-brow.  While Jose Luis is demanding to know the whereabouts of his wife and child, my sole interest is discovering why no one informed this woman that she has two small mammals mating above her eyelashes.  The doctor comes out and invites Jose Luis to search the premises.  Jose Luis declines and then leaves. 

When Oriana shows up at the police station, Ricky and his lawyer are waiting for her.  As usual, she runs directly into whipped Ricky’s arms for some cuddles.  Having not learned his lesson, as usual he opens his arms wide and hugs her tightly.  He’s such a wuss for her.  Ricky notices Leonardo and asks why he is there.  Leonardo explains that he met them at the vets and took Rhodalina to the juvenile hall.  Ricky goes back to focusing on comforting Oriana.  The guards come out, book her and then escort her to the cell. 

Meanwhile, Ricky and his lawyer tell the Carmelo that Ricky gave Oriana permission to take Rhodalina.  Carmelo says that Oriana will have to stay in jail while they investigate the crime.  Ricky yells that it isn’t fair.  Carmelo says that it’s the law.  When they leave, Manolo freaks out on his cousin.  He tells him that he just buried himself.  Leonardo is Homero’s grandson and the feds are going to be pissed.  He thinks that Homero sent Leonardo to spy on them and report back to him.  Manolo thinks that it may be weeks before they can get Oriana out of jail.  Ricky goes to the cell to visit Oriana.  He promises to fix this for her and get her kid out of juvie ASAP.  He tells her that she is the love of his life.  He will do anything it takes including giving up the booty.  She says that she will love him forever.  Ricky assures her that everything will be fine, but goes out and tells Leonardo that Oriana is up a sh*t creek.  Leonardo asks Ricky if he should notify his grandfather.  Ricky tells Leonardo he doesn’t want any more favors from Homero. 

Leonardo goes to Homero’s house.  Homero has just learned that Joaquin is in a coma.  Leonardo is not interested.  He tells his grandmother that Rhodalina is in an orphanage juvenile hall and Oriana is in jail for kidnapping her.  He’s upset because he witnessed all the misery today.  Leonardo accuses his grandfather of caring more about arresting Sammy the Bull and Joaquin than he does about freeing a juvenile delinquent and Ma Barker.  Homero is shocked that the deal fell through with the judge.

The social worker locks Rhodalina in a practically five-star private bedroom especially made for poor little rich girls.  Rhodalina is upset that there’s no room service and or private television.  The social worker rolls her eyes. 

Ricky asks Fedelia to tell the police that she heard Ricky give Oriana permission to take Rhodalina.  Oriana stayed at her beach house.  Fedelia will alert the beach staff to lie to the feds and risk their personal freedom or tell the truth and lose their meager paying jobs.  Ricky returns to his bungalow to freshen up for the first installment on his booty payment plan.  While he is showering, Sybilu sneaks into Ricky’s side of the mansion and gets the judges phone number from his phone.  She makes an anonymous call the judge and tells him that Ricky lied about giving Oriana permission to take the child.  She also tells the judge that the entire staff of Fedelia’s beach house are part of the cover up. 

Jorge goes to the jail and delivers food and a file for Oriana to make her escape. 

Ricky visits Paloma and informs her that Rhodalina is in the juvenile hall and Oriana is in jail.  She doesn’t understand why Oriana turned herself in.  Paloma could have hidden her or sent her to live abroad. 

Jose Luis calls Paloma.  She informs him that his kid is in a juvenile hall and Ines is in jail.  They’d rather be in jail than locked up by you.  Credits.