Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Que Te Perdone Dios Capitulo 22 " The Nasty Are Kaput Not Yet"

We are back in this town of the Devil where stupidity is virtue
Nothing is modern
Its the 17th Century 
Where Helltown lies
God forbid us from affording Nokia
But yet we have a Mac and BeanPhones
Less no ,its a Snake
There is cure to anything but stupidity
Says the wise Crack



Recap

Part 1


Previously

Mat has been calling Mom Hellena ,he refuses to take Abi with him its just that he feels somehow uncomfortable ( Its a Kiss,take them like you would a guillotine! ) . Besides Mat would love to visit Renata,he promised to operate on her as soon  his studies were Finito. Hely ponders that at times she wishes that it is better to stay blind and unaware ,they should just give in.  Gullible Mat is surprised to hear this , I thought you were the one who taught me nobility,to take care of others . Its precisely why i decided to study Medicine ,he mumbles. Hely says to just ignore what she said.

Fausto is trolling Mac in the office by describing his observations of the unwilling Dance in the Hay. He loved the taste of her skin and her smell. Mac barely holds her disgust and demands to never touch her again unless he wishes the gun to come out to Detective Barragan (Should I call him Barrage?) .  Mac leaves as Fausto just laughs at her pointless threat.

Wednesdays are so unfortunate


Barrage has been invited by the Blank and Insidious Marcelino for a talk.  Marc has discovered that the documents he was looking for went missing ,they got burned in,it was such a Big Disaster !  
Barrage replies that now with this,he is forced to step one again. Marc tries to get him reconsidered but with no success.

Meanwhile the Padre is at the garage with Motor attempting to  fix the Broken Slut( Car)  . Padre needs to have a functioning vehicle to make the  travel to Santa Rosa ,he cannot let the Car to die in the middle of the Road. Motor wants Padre to put trust but Padre only trusts  God,in Men not so much . Motor curbles the Car three times and it works !  Efidviges,the Older Cruz Sis comes . She is surprised to see the Padre there .Padre replies that his car got broken too. Efi says that Motor is an excellent mechanic but Padre replies that she should  not be so sure.  Padre wants to go his way and Moto accompanies him ,may the Virgin protect him ! Later, he is seen cocketing with Efi like some kind of Rambo with a Wrench !

The Birds sing bad fortune

Meliton is outside his CrackPot lab and he is capable of seeing it clearly,this will not be a Great Day cause the Demons are like Flying Pigs today!  Lucio comes for his cure but he cannot find anything,Mel the Grifter gave it to someone else . The Padre took it because we were talking about the Hells in your Nonexistent Heart says Meli. Luc asks why did he gave it to him, He  does not even care a blimp about Luc!  Mel says the Padre does care about wounded souls, he should go find and talk with Him.  Luc is pissed of course and leaves .

Another Time Waster is introduced,blech

(Merged scene)

Pat in the hospital is chatting with his colleague ,Florencia until Mat comes. His patients are doing well,he says. Pat greets him with the great news that he has gotten  some offers for his studies. Mat is glad at the news and is also invited to lunch. Florencia also wishes to be invited,cause why not waste your time even more?  Pat and Mat agree of course and while Flo goes somewhere,Mat asks Pat if he is any interested in Flo but Pat replies he has absolutely zero interest in her ,Nada (Dont come and yell at me when she closes the lips on him by "mistake" 15 episodes later and gets the Stork Flu!) 

Later at lunch they are discussing the offers .Flo says the Saloma is the best one but Mat says he will rather pick Madrid ,the relatives of Padre live there ,atleast he would not need to pay the rent. Flo says that Madrid it is . Flo goes and Pat decides to ask Mat for Ren which kind of makes him smile

Fishes are best served Rotten 

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Meanwhile our dear Chuck Faustus and Di the Stinker are having a nice Eat -Me -Whole-  picnic in the Woods . They seem to love kissing each other so much that Demonic  music begins playing! 
Later they are kissing some more as The Padre arrives with his Car but for his misfortune,it breaks down 
so he is forced on foot but not before cursing Motor for making the Car break on the Road ( Double Tuzz Gringo!)  . He notices Fausto"s car and observes the two Devil"s making up babies like Cheapless Gypsies , both naked !

I think this would be a marvelous replacement
What century are we in anyway?

He screams at this disgrace inside   and they notice . Faucet chases Di away,Padre and he will have a long ,long talk(  This will surely not end well right?) .  Faucet goes to greet the Padre and wants to explain but Padre is unresililant ,he is saddened that the rumours were found true, what is he planning to do anyway,did he not  harm Ren enough?  Ren is some other stuff replies Fausto. Padre alarms him that he should be vary of God"s Justice but  Faucet thinks any justice can be bought for,anyything has a price. What would he wish  to obtain,a cheap house ,an elderly home? 
The Padre replies sternly with what would you pay anyway ,with the money that you have stolen? His morals and principles are not for sale .  One day you will receive the Karma of God and you will beg for his forgiveness ! The Devil  with a Nice Hat later moans for him to come back,having seen the brutal miscalculation with his Fang Eyes. 

Padre is about to leave but Faucet will not let him go until they cross a deal.  Padre wises that Ren has long hoped to find something to get rid of him for good and she has got it,he will annul this Marriage-From-Hell. What he had committed is a sin called adultery ! Fausto forewarns him that he is not to be taken lightly as an enemy but Padre is not scared,did he think he will be kept a vassal of Bruno"s fortune forever ? He is goint to lose it all. Fausto said ,that he already took  care of the matter. Ren will bare me a child, how do you see it?


Good Politicans invite the people 

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Ren,Vic and Amanda are having a stroll in the town. They wonder why Padre is not in town and Ren admires him not only as a priest but as a friend.  Ren invites them for an ice cream but suddenly they hear Simona"s propaganda machine just crossing by . 

 Sim"s car echoes that  the liberation feminine is soon approaching,as all Dimwits shall be sent  to Mars at the speed of Light ,vote for me!  The real Simona comes by and greets Ren and she greets back. They have not seen each other for a while and Ren asks if Mac has been around her. Sim says that Mac has only been there  once but never came back. Amie says she is not interested in that matter anyway and speaking of politics, Ren wises that she has seen her propaganda, she shall make for a good Hillary!  Sim thanks her and invites them all to visit her house to talk about her Amazing Program. 
sties back. When she saw Faucet in the room,she knew the reasons. Sim apologizes to Ren but its fine says Ren, she knows her husband is capable of this and much more.

Later Sim is assuring Ren that Tonio,her son will find a way to take care of things. And much later we see all the women in the village except Tia  Mia ,Di and Mac gathered together. Sim is celebrating that even Ren came to support us,we will be happy only with victory and nothing less! Teo pleads with Sim to invite Di and Mia but she does not want to ,these women would only bring trouble.  Ren is reading herself to leave and Sim thanks her again for coming.

Sorry,the quest is up
Luc by a miracle goes to visit the Church but he is not there to put his sins away,he is looking for the Padre. A man says he is not there he went to Santa Rosa to authorize a mass.  Luc asks if the Padre put anything on hold for him and the man says nada.  Luc crucifies himself and goes ahead.

How to handle the Crazies Chapter 666

(Merged scene) 

Detective Barrage knocks on the door and greets Abi .He would wish to speak with the recently Flabbergasted Ren (She obviously will not report her rape until like episode 160 and even then,no one will be doing a darn thing about it,right? ) . Well no one  is there ,Ren is in the church ,neither is the Devil Fausto at home  says Abi.  Barry is about to leave but Abi stops him short, did you know that man,Pablo Ramos was my father?  Barry confirms,he was even on the funeral. Besides ,my wife who passed away Marcela would have loved to see you ,even if it was for the last time.  Abi asks if Dad and Marcela knew eachother. Barry says yes,they were very close.  Abi pleads with Barry to help her, Ren is dead sure that Pablo was not offed by Brujo . Abi is trying to ask questions about Dad everywhere but not a single soul answers.  Barry promises her that as soon as the mystery of his tragic death is resolved,she will be the first to know,he will not stop looking.

Later,  Abi wishes to talk to Connie ,Barry  has some good news about Long Dead Brujo . Connie urges him to pass and Barry delivers that they are treating him well,with respect . He is also getting released soon. Abi says that soon she will recover the will to fight again ! Deluded Connie is just happy,she wants to present the bedroom with Flowers And Shit( If it was just only Shit,I would show glee to it as well!)
Back outside, Barry is feeling bad about having to lie to Connie in such manner but Abi says its fine,she only wanted to see her happy.



Toss me a Coin, Tosser 

Luc is playing with his shiny coin of Gloom and Doom like TwoFace until Mac comes. She wonders why is he still there and Luc replies that he wants her to go on a trip with him,To Santa Rosa. Mac wonders why she would go into that dodgy village,its even worse than ours! Luc says that he needs to meet someone to grant him the cure for these annoying Flashbacks,i haven't slept clearly for a month. Mac would love to go but she has to give Ren the pregnancy test when she hits home. 


Ah the shame

Tia Mia is frustrated at Di for having her secret discovered by a priest in plain sight! Do not you realize that what you two commited is called a sin? Di is denying herself the blame, does she really think the Padre will tell everyone what he saw in plain morning? He will not tell a single thing exclaims Di. Mia assures her that the Padre could tell Ren about it and you could just end up without your shiny Devil ,he will turn poor with nothing and there will be no more gifts anymore for you he could buy anyway! 

The Devil has a cute Host 

(Merged scene) 

Padre is just about to leave with his car but the Devil has not finished yet, he will not let him in peace until Padre promises to keep his mouth shut.  Padre will not have it,he is not going to be his accomplice,neither be the shield of his terrible crimes. Fausto is playing it fine,like as if Pigs fly and priests are trash anyway. Padre is pithed ,he should not insult the presence of God!  Fausto  is not done and he asks The Padre again,how much do i pay  you to keep your dear mouth shut? The Padre now clearly recognizes that our Future mayor Faucet Lopez Guerra has a Devil hidden  inside of him . Faucet is now sure that Helena told him everything and the Padre does not deny it . But it was all under the secret of confession says the Padre. Faucet reminds him that he does not need to lie or play hypocrite in front of him. He knows well that Mateo is HIS son.

Padre is reprimanding him for having hurt Elena so much ,he gave her so many false promises and hopes that she fell in love with him. Faucet says that the only reason he was doing it was to mock his brother, he was his father"s favorites but He left me with nothing.  I slept with her tirelessly knowing that she was loyal to his brother to no end.  He is also sure that Helena also told him about the suicide,well it was not a suicide ,Lucio offed him by MY orders.  The Padre is disgusted to hear that Faucet has grown Luc into a real man by this experience .   The Devil reveals him that he was also the one to kill Pablo and formed the accident that made Ren blind. Padre is so disgusted that he decides to call Fausto the very Devil itself but Faucet is not afraid,even if the Devil came to greet him,he is not afraid of anything. 
Faucet has not a shred of compassion,love,kindness. ,he is a lost soul says the Padre. He awaits him in confession but Faucet grabs and says that there is no chance in hell for that! Padre turns his car on and it works ,he is glad that he will not need to waste his time in his sickening presence ! He drives but Devil  says he will not come very far anyway!


End of part 1

Part 2 

Call the Dirt-busters 

Elena is back in Gerardo"s old office having a Flasback Carnival . The flashbacks are all about Ele begging for forgivness but she just could not resist Fausto"s little charms. She died of happiness almost when he was riding the horse and to feel his embrace and my taste in his Lips ,Boo Little Hoo!
Nieves,the new maid comes to interrupt. She tries desperately to fix this mess by mopping the place down but Helena says its too dirty,just give up! She looks strange and  mops still while the Patio is  dying of laugher !

I have a Sin for You 

Fausto has just finished his talk with the Padre,he is still in the woods. He is approached by Lucio and The Devil employs him with the job to shut the Padre down once and for all. He better not fail otherwise he better not come before him !

For once The Devil gets a clap

Fausto is back at the house with Mac taunting at where he was ,with his lover? Did he make love first with his wife only to later go screwing with his lover? Fausto says its not her business and invites her to the bedroom to make Miracles happen  together!  They kiss but are disrupted though by Crazy Connie who is delusioned and wants Pablo to see this madness to stop this Farce. Mac wants Fausto to kill her since no one is at home and Fausto after a short drink ,obeys .He tricks Gullible Connie with the thought that Brujo came back and tries to toss Connie down the staircase ,saying that like Brujo she will taste Hell!

Its Bowser Time !


Lucio drives by the Padre as his car goes Kaput once again. Luc offers him a drive but he refuses ,the old car is a gift from his relative,Tomas. Luc offers to fix the car for him while the Padre will grant him the elixir ( Hopefully its Arsenic) . He visibly fixes the Car and he gives him the elixir but he wants Luc to have a deep talk with him while being there in Santa Rosa. 
Padre later tests the vehicle and it of course crashes into the rocks ,tossing the Padre out with his head bloodied but he lives,barely with Luc tasting the Boom  saying lamently that some souls cannot ever be saved.


(End of Capitulo) 













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Comments:
Thank you for the terrific Part 1 Count. "They seem to love kissing each other so much that Demonic music begins playing!" made me smile.

The mechanic may be good at physical prowess but he certainly lacks mechanical expertise as far as motor vehicles are concerned.

Fausto makes my skin crawl for so many reasons, none more so than for his rape of Renata not just once but twice. He makes me ill.

What is in it this "man" Fausto that makes women degrade and debase themselves and makes men (especially Lucio) do his heinous bidding?? Lucio lost his soul long ago but seeing him struggle, allowing evil to triumph again was almost unbearable to watch.

Diana
 

Thank you for your comment Diana and yes Fausto disgusted me too ,like the Father said he is the Devil himself . But i am glad that he alteast had the balls to tell the cold heart truth knowing that the Father will not live much longer anyway. He is such a vile creature,he is like Pedro Medina tier right now!

The last scene with Lucio was disturbing to watch but i did not feel bad for him ,its his own fault that he commited the crime. He should have seeked intense therapy after the tragedy but he let himself get consumed instead,Helena would have been glad to help him.
And Fausto kind of reminds me of the story of Abel and Cain,does anyone feel the same way?
 

Fausto and Gerardo
 

Thanks Countx! You had quite the intense episode yesterday. I haven't had a chance to read the recap yet (busy day), but I wanted to thank you before it's too late.

Last night wasn't a good night for telenovela priests. The evening started with the priest in La Sombra getting killed by the villain after he also caught him in a compromising position with a woman who wasn't his wife, and then the poor Padre here. At least Severino on Sombra had the guts to do the dirty deed with his own hands. Fausto send his perro fiel to do the job.
 

And to finish this recap once and for all :

Fausto has just finished his talk with the Padre,he is still in the woods.He is approached by Lucio and employs him with the job to shut the Padre down once and for all.

Fausto is back at the house with Mac taunting at where he was ,with his lover? Did he make love first with his wife only to later go screwing with his lover? Fausto says its not her buisness and invites her to the bedroom to make Miracles together! They kiss but are disrupted though by Crazy Connie who is delusioned and wants Pablo to see this madness to stop this Farce. Mac wants Fausto to kill her since no one is at home and Fausto after a short drink .He tricks Connie with the thought that Brujo came back and tries to toss Connie down the staircase ,saying that like Brujo she will go to Hell

Lucio drives by the Padre as his car goes Kaput once again. Luc offers him a drive but he refuses ,the old car is a gift from his relative,Tomas. Luc offers to fix the car for him while the Padre will grant him the elixir Hopefully its Arzen) . He visibly fixes the Car and he gives him the elixir but he wants Luc to have a deep talk with him while being there in Santa Rosa.
Padre later tests the vehicle and it of course crashes into the rocks ,tossing the Padre out with his head bloddied but he lives,barely with Luc saying that some souls cannot ever be saved.
 

Fausto after a short dring obliges*
 

Fausto tried to rape Renata AGAIN ?

Is he like sex crazed or something ?


 

Steve, i think it was more about power than sex craze although it could be both. Fausto is desperate for a heir because he knows he would eventually go Kaput and Mat would disobey his authority anyway. But Renata took the matter in her own hands and is right now a step ahead but how much would you bet that the "cure" did not do wonders?
 

Both Faust and Lucio have reserved their spots in hades. Padre's blazing car was a preview of their final destination.

I noticed that old Fausto put his hat on before his shirt when he noticed the padre watching. Also, we never got to see Fausto completely shirtless..thank heaven for small favors.

Does Altair get bonus pay for those ''love'' scenes ?
 

Thanks for the rest of the recap Count. You are doing a great job with this!

I jumped when the Padre opened his eyes at Lucio after the crash. It was simply terrible.

Susanlynn, no I didn't notice that Fausto put his hat on before his shirt. Good observation and yes, I was also thinking we were spared seeing his lackluster chest. Blech.

Vivi, it was indeed a bad night for priests and you are right - at least Severino did the job himself (Alexis' face was so contorted, he was frightening. What an actor).

Thanks Count!

Diana
 

Countx, thanks for the snarky recap. It's greatly appreciated.

I too have to agree about not seeing SG without a shirt. What a relief. I don't need to see that. I am not sure whether to feel sorry for Lucio. It sucks that he killed Gerardo when he was a teenager by order of Fausto. The only reason I see him staying is because Fausto is the only person who knows that Lucio shot Gerardo, and Lucio is afraid of going to jail, so he keeps following Fausto's orders. I think Lucio might have a conscience, and I think he feels bad, but he's also way more afraid of Fausto and his threats.
 

Part 2 has now been added to the recap! Enjoy :)
 

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