After the latest most hideous episode,its time for us to venture into the unfortunate Faustville once again as i begin to wonder how much do they pay you Sergio Goyri for the portrayal of the Mexican Diablo and will you ever grow horns? On the recap:
Previously
Slimy Mac is reminding Ren that Abi is also HER daughter cause she gave up her life for her (Cause the Brujo of Oz didnt give two frijoles for Abi) so Mac is quite happy to have her here. Dumb Ren is thanking Mac cause she"s like in the best hands ever ,we raised her together a fine gal! Mac wants to know if Ren really wants Abi to stay with her and she says yes. Mac slimes over her and replies that she cannot deny Ren anything ,she will try to convince Abi ( Hopefully she wont begin to feign epilepsy 3 episodes later just to screw over AGR -Always Gullible Ren !)
Mat is still having bad luck with gals cause he is trying to make Abi not feel "annoyed " ,i mean just calm down LOL . Abi muses to AIM - Always Irrelevant Mat that even if she could she cant cause she loves him! She leaves him much to his pointless dismay ! (Has Mat lost his Balls to Benjamin Almonte while he was sleeping?!)
Present
Amanda is asking Con if she looks forward to go to HellLands aka the Hacienda again and Con says yes. Amy wants to know if Con is still disillusioned about Brujo and after more than 3 years Con confirms that she is still not cursing him in sleep and she hopes they will come to be reunited again ( What will be the new name of her teddybear in the Madhouse ?) . Con asks what was the reason Ren decided to stay and Amy aint knowing it cause she only gave a phone-call to get the luggage ready . Con fears the evilness of Diablo and Mac and wants Amy to protect her cause Mac is like cancer ,will you be my sweet Nanny and protect me?
Ami promises that she will always protect her from harm no matter what( Uhm girl dont promise too much,you never know when your hour dings last in FaustLand!) There"s a knock later and its Doc Pat again and sadly he did not bring the Angels with Needles along to lock Connie away forever .
Where"s Pat there"s also Xi very far away. The hawt but cold Xi drives home and orders the driver to put her stuff in the house. She gets in this very luxurious like home and is greeted by a maid. Xi wants to know where husband is cause they have opera tickets ready and the maid responds that he went to fix something in the factory cause there was a problem . The phone rings , maid picks it up and hands it to Xi ,its from the family lawyer . Xi is granted the unfortunate news ,her husband Porfirio just had an accident at the factory.
Xi goes to dress herself,finally there is a reason to wear black!
Flasback galore I
Ren has come to the church office and Tom is glad she came cause some people are too cowardly and scared to arrive. Ren asks what he means and Tom replies because of that Diego-Max fiasco ,only Diego came and Max the son of that Luc. Tom asks if she wants to talk and Ren approves but only under the secret of confession. She starts with mourning after Padre Francisco cause not only was he her confessor but a friend and Tomas says everyone misses him but Ren misses him the most! She later starts shooting out the truth ,Ren once had it all but not the respect of her overbearing Father cause he wanted a male child not a female wimp. He always hated me for that and more when i fell in love with a man my Dad believed he was not worthy of her ,his name was Pablo. One day when Dad learned our relations he tried to kill me with golpes and burned his house and he never came back . Tom wonders why he dissipated into thin air . I know i sinned but it was a very great love says Ren . Some day after that came out my baby,it was a girl and she was SO beautiful cause i thought it was mine forever but that was not the case cause the cruel hand of Brujo intervened . He obliged a fellow maid to register the baby as hers. Tom is interested if she saw the baby ever again and Ren confirms ,she"s much closer than you think ,its Abi. Abi aint my godchild,shes my child!
Short scenes
Abi is at Pablo"s tomb giving flowers and telling him that she graduated and apologizes for not coming that much ,she would love having him here with me. She wonders if he is proud and Barragan coming out of nowhere with flowers replies that he would indeed be proud. Abi is surprised to see him here and Barry informs her that after 3 years he came back today to find the imbecile who killed your Dad. He later lays down to Pablo"s tomb for a bit.
Back at the Valle Connie just informed Pat that Ren is back at the hacienda again with Fausto. Pat cant believe it and finds it strange . Connie doesnt know the reason either but but Diablo is her husband right?
Flashback Galore II
Tom inevitably begs the Lord Creator to take mercy of this poor mother.
Later Tom wants to know why Ren would not spill the truth to Abi but Ren has thought about it and doesnt want it cause she has no courage for it (Oh for Pete"s sake stop whining so much,we need atleast more action and intelligence from you) After all this time making Abi used to me as a godchild how could I ever tell her im her Mom,she will hate me forever !
Tom is also interested in Fausto"s role in all this and Ren spills that he collaborated with Bruto to take Abi away ,he is the cause of all my life"s problems. Dumb Tom replies that maybe Fausto is a problem cause she treats him like he"s an enemy but she enlightens him that he was the one who offed Pablo ,the love of my life . I even feel God has rejected me but Tom aint wanna hear it!
Tom alarms her that he cannot be of any help help to her cause what he heard now will serve por nada at court and accusess Ren of letting her passion blind her,she made a child out of marriage beside"s it was a marriage under the law of God. Ren feels insulted to hear of this bullcrap cause she was forced to marry,do ou want me to keep humiliating and torturing myself,she is in the hands of a murderer!
Nothing will be the same again
Lucio is knocking on Max"s doors and wont answer ,he promised to be here screams Lucio and I couldn't give one damn about him!
Xi is now in the hospital wearing black and Prada as promised . She"s given the news by the doctor that they have tried to fixed the face and his spine of Porfirio but unfortunately he is no model anymore and a cripple at that namely ,he will never be the same again. Xi eats it all up and Doc is surprised at her Nothingness . Xi tells that she"s used to it,she has lived much worse things . She later visits the soon to be Joker on Wheels and talks very bad things to him as how the accident of her daughter was 10x less worse but still had died yet he lived. She begs him to die cause no one is going to take care of him ,she aint got the temper ,die for the good of all humanity ! That Hoe is interrupted by Max though. He is shocked at the sight of his uncle and informs her that his parents could not come to take care of him . Xi is pithed cause she understood that they could not come to the wedding but now they cant get their butt here either?
Xi informs him of his medical status and Max accuses her righteously about not giving a damn about his uncle and being a Money Ho but Xi counters back cause Max"s mother was cleaning around the ranch ages ago but soon married a Zarazua,how is that for a Hoe? The difference betwen me and your family is that i do come from a good family . Max is disturbed but Xi couldnt care less ,The Hoe wants coffee ! Max glances at his lost Uncle Saw sadly.
Someone has balls too big
Speaking of balls , Dianaconda has a chunk of them . She teases Fausto while having some wine with how she is now Sr. Lopez Guerra e and he is still his spouse"s employee aka Vessel of Misfortune ,she cannot even give you a child . Diablo replies that this stuff has been left hanging for a long time and she is coming back soon and things might change cause we might both give you a surprise! Diana doubts it much ,Ren does not even love him and claims that her nights with Mat are full of passion and love ,atleast i get some love. Diablo replies that Mat is just a dreamer but he has no talents in bed ,especially with handling women who like forbidden touches. Diana says otherwise,he is excellent ,when he screws me over i do not miss anyone,ANYONE! (Uhm yeah it sounds like that in 3 episodes later this promise will get broken i bet,hypocrite)
The boredom is everlasting
Abi has been talking with Juanita who assures her Teodora is fine after her more than nasty experience. Abi is glad cause she has been looking all over her since she left the party unexpectedly but the most odd is why no one wanted to talk with you about her . She hangs up and Mat comes in surprised that she came back. Abi replies that she came because Mac insisted and to be closer to Ren. Mac wishes to help pack out her things but she aint wanting it neither wants to talk with him. After Mat"s attempts to make her less "cold"( Yeah like Abi"s a Fridge and you just love getting pissed on all day! ) she says shes"s not different but hurt,BIG difference ! The mentally inept ,boring and freaking annoying ( I like Fofito-Diego more,he is dropdead gorgeous and atleast he is capable of defending his love ) Door-Mat finally leaves the room saying he"ll wait her at her favorite place,the river .
Diablo (I found out his hat was made in China) and disgusting Macaria are in the office and Mac informs her comrade that Abi has just installed herself in the bedroom but he could only have her once and nothing more . Fausto stands up and replies that he always keeps his words to the letter. Mac warns Fausto to not cross her for Ren and Diana cause despite doing so much for him,she can destroy him like butter! Diablo wonders how the gun is doing,isnt Lucio keeping it? Mac informs him that SHE has the gun buried and hidden in Neverland and only she knows where it is. Diablo replies that she knows to protect her people well thats why he loves her that much. They kiss and Mac wants a night with him and he better not fail her!
OMG this hawtness is killing me
Teodora is pleading with Mia to let her go get a free time but Mia wonders why,she was always in top form why now? Should she get her to a clinic? Poor Teo replies that she aint needing that,it will pass soon she just needs rest and Mia agrees.
Our favorite ,hot and manly superstar King Rubio aka Julian/Juliano arrives to the scene( You know tihs
song keeps playing in my head!) and Mia tells her son on how everyone was talking about his Highness but she mistakenly calls him son and Julian which makes him angst ,he wants no more of her calling him son ,neither Julio (Julio Acosta has to be dead y punto) or would she like him behind bars again? Mia replies no and says that he"s right. Julian wonders if Diana called for anything and Mia brings him to earth that she didnt cause she is extremely ungrateful ,only coming when needing something. King wises that he will need to do the same thing to support their parasitic lifestyle and Mia spews "Well you know what a Ruby"s oughta do!" .
Efi and Edi are discussing the manliness of Fabian and they strike a deal,you tell me intel i give you mine. Edi tells her that she had so much fun with the new hootie in town and Efi tells her that birds told her he is looking for a woman to marry,do you know what that mean sister? (Uhm yeah,youre raising chickens that are already too hot and are bound to explode !) Edi is extremely happy from the looks of things.
Part Two
Dont play thief or you"ll get burned
The Diablo also known as Fausto is visited by a strange polar bear aka Marcelino.
Marc mentions to Diablo that he was suprised to see Lucio at the party since he is the foreman and Diablo replies that Luc is not only just a foreman but has been a friend(Pawn) for many years. Marc warns him that he should not trust Luc cause he"s too ambitious and dont feed the scorpions because you"ll get stung!
Diablo brushes off the advice but he did not call Marc for that. He gives him all the documentation regarding Ren"s fortune. Marc reads them and Diablo announces his new devilish plan to take over Ren"s lands and Marc is going to help. Marc cannot cause the will clearly prevents him from buying or empowering ownership for himself with the fortunes but Diablo instructs him to play with the laws a bit ,the one thing he is not gonna accept is that it could be done
Someone slips the circus act
Diana and Mat are at the garden,she reminds him that he is the first in line as Fausto"s succesor and being the son of Ger gives him the privilege for this massive fortune cause living lavishly is very God-like right? .
Mat aint having it,he is going to earn on his own and needs nothing on golden plates . Di reminds him to not only think for himself,think in me too!
She aint having this "live like a slave in Capitalism forever" BS cause i didnt dream for this to be my lofe ,besides he could get Ren"s fortune too but Mat reminds her there is one thing standing in the way :Abi . Di tries to break it to his head that Abi already has a life,a career (Like i have a career in parasitism !) and it wouldnt be so hard for Ren to give him something! I mean Abi received a lot for being a simple servant right? Mat has enough of her,he doesn't know her current her so imma go shovering so maybe you will have a 50% shot on becoming your nonexistant old self! Di doesnt want the argument to end but Mac brushes it over and leaves,saluting Diablo on the way out
Diablo and Polar Bear Marc come back and Diablo mocks her with" Oh ,your honey moon"s ended already?"
Thankies and beanies
Abi thanks Ren for convincing Mac to let her stay by her side and for Ren to have stayed. Ren replies that she stayed only for her but does not know for how long, she has so many phantasms to beat. Abi wonders what"s she talking about but Ren aint want to talk about this irrelevancy so Abi shifts the subject. She"s been to Pablo"s grave and she wants Ren to talk more about him. Ren merely says he was a great man but Pab wants to know more cause she happened to encounter a familiar person. Ren thought it was Doc Pat but it was Barry instead.
Tom in the church begs God to cease the hatred in Ren"s heart and to pity those mothers who have lost their child as we flash to Ximena who is having a flashback of her own, losing Juliana. Xi is now in the waiting room and Max comes to inform her that his parents will arrive soon to watch over TwoFace and warns that he will be monitoring her. Xi taunts him that she isnt so emotionless enough to help TwoFace die,atleast not yet besides she"s gonna get some rest cause she hates hospitals just as we hate Satan Lopez Guerra!
In the night we later see Moto GP stalking Edu in plain night behind but it was such a short scene and he really did nothing special and there is nothing to recap on it so lets move it on the next one!
Time for some drinks"n Hoes (Merged scene)
In the morning Barry comes to greet Meliton who was already expecting him but Barry aint knowing how he knew did he talk to Abi? Mel replies he didnt but already knows that she came back to the village again ,besides you look same as ever (The answer in his mind was probably this quote "That is the sound of inevitability... It is the sound of your death" !) . Mel later invites him for a few drinks with Mescal
Barry informs Mel that Abi has graduated and if you only knew what,i am so proud of her cause she"s alo been at Pablo"s tomb ! Mel wonders when will he spout that he is her grandfather?
A few minutes later Barry tells Mel he cannot reveal his secret until the assassin has been found cause it could complicate the investigation. He wants Mel to guard his secret and Mel promises to not tell a word(It reminds me of this
gal .) cause he guards a hoard of damn secrets! Barry informs him that something has been plaguing him and Mel is all ears. Barry starts with the conspiracy fact that while Mac is seen as Abi"s mother,someone else told me that Ren and Pablo had an affair and Ren seems to care for Abi like a daughter instead of a goddaughter ,maybe she"s her TRUE mother? Mel reveals that he cannot help him on this,he promised someone to guard this secret very much but praises his intuition cause he is clearly on the right track.
Pretty Smirk makes his return and someone"s horny
Ren is offering Ele a place to stay in her home but Ele doesnt want it cause she will go to live on Ramada again to be closer to her Dull Son but she"s grateful for her assistance. She later sees Pat appearing out of nowhere ,leaving Ren wondering WTH is there and Pat reveals himself to Ren . It would seem like a pretty nice reunion with a nice hugs but no, Fausto decides to interfere once more!
Abi is at the river thinking if she should bathe herself in public and notices Mat"s current non presence but she brushes off cause he forgets anything regarding her anyway. She later strips herself almost naked and goes for a dump. Mat in a few moments before the credits roll finally appears and lurks at naked Abi behind the trees ,she clearly has made Dumbo"s day
(End of part 2 )
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