Caray, Caray!

Previously (Merged scenes)

The horrible Mac and Lucio are trying to turn Benito who is horrified ho hear that Faust shot him in cold blood to their side and Mac informs him that it wasn't Brutus to slaughter Pab for fun but it was Faust instead.  Luc confirms the story with the excuse that Faust confessed and bragged about the sin in the bar. Mac too confirms it  and asks Dumb Ben a rhetorical question " Are you against or with us"? Ben of course chooses the latter ,bad move Ben bad move!

Diana is damning Mat with her deadly scissors that there'll be NO divorce, nunca before that, I would rather  kill myself ( Do it, we shall eat, drink and piss on your grave but wait would it be a grave at all?) 

and BAM soon she completes her threat with no remorse present (  I forgot what remorse even is in this novela, can someone elaborate on that strange word? It seems to be something when the conscience rings dry  and you let it  out while being drunk as hell ,did i get that right?) . Mat rushes go get her help to get some dem bandages for his obviously  mentally ill wife who cut her veins and she  wont stand seeing him with some other Hoe!  Mat is still shocked at Diana's obsession  but Die Hard celebrates it as a further sign of her hard love and she could do it again if Mat goes against her wishes cause I don't believe you would like to have me on your consensus . Mat is pithed and decides to take her to the hospital ASAP!

Faust (I would name him Fart but that nickname still belongs to Arturo De La Riva who when provoked lasted for a short time and it smelled for a while but in our case it stinks so hard that the characters  mistake it for the sweet country air!)  is pleading Abi to convince Mat to not go cheat on this strange other woman, do you know her i mean You are quite friends with Door-Mat right? He drills some more if she is that gal ( Ya know i need dead silence to have You for myself so we can enjoy in peace ?) .Tell me the truth please ,are you in love with Mat?  Abi is still avoiding her answer ultimately saying that their love is only brotherly. She thought Faust was supporting of the divorce but Faust only tricked him cause while Mat  may have regretted married her it would be a mistake if he would sell his Helliness ( Our favorite  noun for "Happiness" ) . Abi asks him to ask Mat that himself and is about to torture him some more but they're interrupted by the screams and Die wants to Die Harder with everyone having horrified looks, Blech.

Lands of   horror &terror

Julio/Julian is still bothered by the Hot Black Hand who says to him that these jewels of Mia look quite bad but Julian says his aunts jewels are worth a lot.  Hand asks him to stop pretending ,he knows well that she is his MOM . Jul wants him to shut it cause the ears of Teo who just scream nosiness  could hear us both.  Count Black informs him that he will bide his time in town till the debt is paid !

Pat cannot believe what he is hearing and neither is Door - Mat cause he couldn't foresaw that Di would do this cause it happened cause I told her about the divorce. Pat asks him if he told her of Abi ,Mat says no but Di already  in her spider sense knows of it anyway.   He feels so bad about it and Pat informs her that her physical health will be fine and dandy soon enough but as for her mental health it will be need to be taken under close watch (God help she ends up like Connie!) and just wait till she calms down and talk about divorce later !  

Elena is shocked at how could this possibly happen and Ren doesn't know much either, it was probably to just cause attention aka "Out of Mice came an Elephant".  Faust wises to Abi that its thats why he asked her to strip that stupid idea of Mat's thick  head.   Julian comes to the scene playing good  Samaritan ,he just lost his aunt ,now his cousin ? What happened and what was the reason asks Julian and wise Faust loving to ruin his great day even more responds that she cut her veins but for the reason he will have to ask Di herself! 

Mat later comes nagging futilely the    Sleeping Beauty aka Diana to give him freedom and peace but the princess keeps sleeping and we will laugh &dance Gangam Style in joy  till the day a handsome price blushes a kiss but who will be that prince hmm?

Solution to revenge? Beat the skadoosh  out of it!

Calm but certainly ready for terror Marc is sitting in front of Max's little house and is mesmerizing Fausto's words that Luc shall begin paying Hell through his son !  Max comes outside and very quickly Black Hand and some other dirtbag overpower him and beat him senselessly as they simply race to the car having finished their jobs!  

Door-Mat is still at Di's and Abi comes. Mat informs her that he cant leave Diana and Abi supposedly understand and leaves only for Mat to chase her and they end up talking in private.  Mat begins his fairytale of not letting anything separate them but Abi wises that Die will never give him divorce, only cyanide! She also informs him that Faust did not support Mat's "wishes" and she was forced to lie cause he kept drilling and drilling . She even said that she aint know any woman that Mat is hooking up into. Mat compliments her beauty and wants her to wait for him, ya promise?  He tells that he loves her and they kiss.

Ele and Ren are wondering WTH are Faust and Pat spewing about and we later see that Faust is threatening Pat to not come near ever Ren again neither to his house! Pat asks if its a threat and Faust replies to take it as he wants cause he ain't a man you would like to mess with! Abi comes back from her short luna de miel only to encounter Julian who is nagging her about Di but she pays him only short attention!

Teo and Juanita are walking on the street with  Juana talking dirt about Di and Teo is about to correct her but they encounter the beaten to a pulp  Max who is begging to see his Daddy Dearest but Teo tells him he ain't in town but Max replies that he actually is still in town, call him please Yawwn!

God has a good laugh (Merged scenes)

Di is now awake and well (We still don't know who kissed this beach though!) and is being reprimanded by Padre Tom cause you know its a great sin to commit suicide( But God could look the other way this time ya know?) .Die had no choice but to try Die Harder because Mat wanted to divorce so he could screw me over with a lover and i would so Die The Hardest if i would lose him  porfavor help me recover him! Dumb Tom will of course talk seriously talk with Mat, Oprah style!  I think I found the theme song for our dear Hot&Dumb  Tom !

Lucio in the Crack House is pithed that Max was found beaten like that, Faust must have done this deed, he must go get to Max!   Mel warns against it cause they might have beaten his son on purpose just to drag him out of his cajones!   Luc wants to know the state of his son then and Ben informs him that its not so good ,he was crying for his Dad but he later passed out since the thing is everyone was waiting for Mat.  Mel informs that Mat is already back and will get him personally while Ben should watch that Son of A Rambo in his place!  Luc warns Ben that's it for now  his time to prove himself to Mac .

Fausto wants to talk to Tom but he is too busy thus needing to go back to his monastery but Faust offers to drive him.  They later come back to the House of God  and Tom cannot believe that Pat wants Ren divorced so he could marry her. Faust wants help once again and  wonders what Ren told him but Tom tells no more since it would break the confession rules and besides he should admit that his life with Ren is quite tough . Faust already guesses that whatever she said was out of jealousy and spite but Faust is innocent since he did not kill Pablo off ,  he's incapable!  Tom mutters to not lie in the house of God so Satan simply goes to kneel himself to swear in front of God that is Jesus Christ that he was not Pablo's murderer and Tom lays his hand on him not knowing that he touched something outside of this world! (Three magical questions: Should we feel sorry for this soul ?&Does Faust have an evil twin brother and he's actually really innocent? & Can Tom get even dumber?) 

Cant stay apart from love
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Abi is pleading at the River of Misfortunes to not lose Mat cause she wouldn't support him since he's like a boiling ugly frog . Speaking of frogs, Door-Mat jumps in and it turns out they both couldn't sleep and Mat couldn't get rid of Abi from his mind but he informs her that he will move Di to the City of Valle cause its for the best! Abi is strongly against it because she can cover for everything until he is here.  Mat ain't wanna leave either cause he cant  support to not touch & spew his love. After a short convincing  he gives in , he's staying! They are later interrupted by Meliton who informs them that Max "s tits got a heavy bashing! Ab's wants to go too since he is her "friend".

Marc comes to visit the sleeping Max who is accompanied by the observant Teodora and Marc wonders how is he feeling and what" s she doing here &where is his Daddy?  Teo replies that she is here cause she once worked at Max's so she couldn't just leave him alone. (She also wants to wait for Max's friends)  ,as for the Daddy Dearest I though that he had already left town! Marc promises to be very watchful of Max.   He later comes out of the hospital and greets his henchmen handing them a photo of Luc  & He wants Black Hand to do what he was told at the moment he encounters the man on the photo, you understood?

Simona was at the station  about to read  her Death Sentence aka the testimony but Barry is quickly informed by a fellow officer  that Max was found beaten in an alley so Sim signs the testimony without even reading because she trusts Barry completely cause his honesty is very known and he shall surely keep the nastiness from coming out ! She wants to go alongside him to the hospital.

Later Motor and Tony are at work &Tony is blabbing that the case of Mia is tough cause the Men in Blue shall not stop drilling but Mot wonders what's the problem then since Sim is innocent? Tony thinks that she's hiding something but he's right, let's talk about something better, how are you and Edi (Glasses Sis) doing?
Mot informs him that they haven't seen each-other since ever Efi and Cussy Pissy Julian started meddling , I don't even trust the guy. Tony agrees that there is something fishy about the stink and wants to find more about him since he is surely using the Cougar Sisters for his own,  parasitical ends!
Juanita rushes to inform them that Max got beaten up last night, he has literally been crying for you guys!

Since we mentioned the Cougars they are right now giving Julian a free consolation therapy, they are here to set him free of all this emotional pain he is feeling at the moment(As if he has emotions) . He is looking all sad and briny but when Edi mentions that the Death Deal has been signed and confined  he is free to do handle their company (Not to mention they unknowingly  became his property )  and commit to improvements aka new ways to toss us out on the streets from this day on while we beg for your mercy!
Efi wonders about the honorary and he simply screw it,  lets talk about this at a time more "better"!  He promises them a fairy tale for good nights sleep  that he will drive the business to the highest levels of prosperity to the  point that even the maestros shall be rolling in their graves!


The jig is up

Max wakes up to find Teo besides him.  He  yawns about his Daddy and wonders why Teo decided to come, she brought him here right?  Teo informs him that his dad cannot be found and she came cause even if you appear like a Bad Boy to me its not your fault that you are Luc" s blood!  He compliments her generosity and her pretty face and I think Teo compliments his eyes .  Later Tony and Moto join the fray and Tony ridicules him but Moto is her for answers, who left ya in this crappy state?  Max replies that he saw two men beating him up. Teo is about to go but Max ain't wanna let her but Teo excuses herself that she needs to go working.  The Snarky Duo notices his new found  inflammation for Teo, she drives ya crazy right? Moto offers some back support for the poor slacker.

Sim and Barry later appear & Barry wants to know who beaten Max up and Sim quickly responds to him with "Who Else but the people pithed that Moto and Max are in LUV!".  Max later quickly tosses Moto's hands out in shockness!

Back at the hospital Pat is drilling Di for not giving Mat his freedom and making him suffer but Di reminds him that she doesn't want to lose her poor husband! Pat points out that Mat is not acting very lovingly towards her but Di replies that he does love her, he's just a little confused. She warns him that if anyone attempts to separate them ,she will KILL herself cause I will not miss the other time and I doubt that Mat & Abi would love to have me on their conscience!

Mat finally came to check on Max and its all fine, he suffered no severe injuries but Barry wants to interrogate him &He could tell him to shut it on the Moto-Max rumors. Max wonders where Sim got these garbage rumors from but he could tell him that Max Payne is in love terribly in someone and thats Abi !(It would be so sweet if he was actually talking about Teo, oh well!) while growling from pain cause Mat actually hit him by accident??

The True Madness is here

At the house , Ren and Ele are having a friendly chat. They both cannot believe that Di would do something like that and Ren will support her but just for Mat's sake. Ele is sure that Mat is paying his mistake dearly for getting married that pronto but he is fixing that mistake soon cause he confessed to me that he became profoundly in love with Abs  and will ask Die Hard for divorce. Ren cautions Ele to not spew the news to Abi because she doesn't want for them to turn into lovers and Ele approves but she is sad that the couple cannot even have a small chance of success!

Faust arrived back at home and its no surprise that he will turn into a nasty fit cause its only the calm before the storm! As he leaves Ben and Lucio appear with Lucio dead ready to screw over Faust"s nice little coche!


  Ren later affirms cause she wouldn't like Abs to commit her lifetime old  mistake and after Ele's nossy fit she informs her that Ren once met a men and they turned into lovers but that was an impossible love.  Ele asks if she repents it and Ren says absolutely not, you may judge me because we are supposed to be virgins before marriage but I wanted to feel the magical force of love but Ele drills out that the fairytale  didnt end with that  nice church-bell ringing and the flowers shit but with a  BANG to the head &a bullet to her  heart !.  Ele understands and points out that she wasn't a virgin either (As if " A man  chided me for showing a lack of interest in  his family so I boinked his brother!" )  She learned of Ger"s death  on her wedding day!   Ren wonders why she never married later , Poor Ele had all the right to set the pieces in her life again .  Ele responds that it was impossible since the father of my child was the only man in my world!
Ele also informs her that everyone thought that she didn't marry later because of Ger's greatness but because I expected  a child  with someone else !

At this moment Faust comes just to hear Ren asking " So who is Mat's real father then? " and is of course thrown into a mad fit with the explosive music playing on loud! He begins strangling her in silence and Ren cant help to notice the fear in Ele" s voice. She informs him that they were just talking about Ger. Faust later puts his nasty hands on her some more and declaring that Ger was a very jealous honcho so  he asked Ele to never boink with   any  other man ever again before his demise!  Ele is forced to affirm and she breaks free of his palms &wants to GTFO ASAP but Faust even wants to drive her home.  Ele says bye to Ren due to Faust"s sick wishes and drags her away.   They go outside and Luc is still meddling with the car and inserts  a CD into it
much to Ben's denials. They run away as Faust slaps Ele hard for almost letting the truth out &he demands to never spill again!    Ben wants to help and Luc makes for  a run , clearly not satisfied.


The leftovers (Merged scenes)

Mat is sitting by a fountain and Abi approaches. He points out that other men are also interested in her but she reminds  that the promise was made to him only and she would never be interested in someone else !
Mac later appears and teases Ab's for playing with married men cause she somehow knows men, once the fun times are over they get dumped like trash! Abi declares that Mat ain't like them cause he will plead on his knees  for divorce and guess what happened to Di, she cut her veins!

Luc gets back at Mac's place and is disappointed at Ben, they never should have brought him in cause he has too of a big heart! He is also traveling with Max Payne to Pallet Town to secure him. Mac wonders about Diablo's Wrath & Luc replies not to worry, he is now ATM paying full well for Max's beating!

And as for the final scene, Faust is pithed at Elena's loose tongue, he should just cut it out one day! He soon gets retribution very swiftly as Luc's voice suddenly greets him from that CD and he gleefully taunts Faust that now he will see how it feels like to drive with no brakes! Faust drives Fast and Furious but it serves him por nada because it crashes and BAM , the car flips over as the Patio laughs away, wishing that it was to last  for eternity !