Caray, Caray!

Ren asks Connie what her life would have been like if she had given Fausto an opportunity like he has requested. Connie is aghast to hear these words coming out of her daughter's mouth. Ren justifies this by saying he had tried to win her love and she kept her heart shut; hell, on their second day as a married couple she had pointed Bruno's rifle at him! She wanted him dead! She was convinced he was a monstrous assassin and Connie jumps in with a, "HE IS! HE IS TO BLAME FOR HOW YOU ENDED UP BLIND!" FAUSTO PROVOKED YOUR ACCIDENT!" Renata justifies this some more by blaming Macaria for having advised her to leave with Abi in tow; Fausto didn't want Ren to leave. Renata then says, "all my perils are due to that damn woman." Connie then asks when she will be confronting her. Ren replies with pronto.

(A/N- I'm sure this show won't but if it goes down the, "flanderize every character in sight," road, I hope Connie steers clear of it. She is the only character aside from Amanda and possibly Vicenta who I can see getting through to Abigail when the painful truth comes to light.)

Fausto and Helena

Abigail (gazing wistfully from above) and Mateo (rubbing his eyes in anguish)
See the above.

(A/N- Practically writes itself.)

Fausto and Helena
Hel (who I'm just noticing has on the same scarf Victoria from AV did when she double slapped Kendra) badgers at Fausto to talk with Mateo and have him not abandon Diana and the baby for someone else like Fausto did to her. Fausto gets a little wound up and through clenched teeth asks her what face she has to ask him to do that. He says she has him fed up with her lloriqueos, fed up.

Tono (rage-quitting) and Simona (praying from behind bars)
Jose from QA 2.0 has me fed up with his lloriqueos, fed up. All the while, Simona wakes up in the stony lonesome thinking about Tono and begins to pray to God that he protect her son.

Max and Lucio (who has a pest of a guest with more than one breast over)
Lucio calls Max saying he couldn't be happier; he and Fausto got the necessary to buy the embajada. They just need to see a notary to sign the documents. Max thought he was in charge and then Lucio mentions that Renata and Abi made a face at such "non-sense." He makes a funny that Fausto is more loyal to him than her. Max says he is only interested in Abi finding out that it's Diego's fault she lost La Enramada. Lucio tells him to chill out and that after this, Abi won't marry Diego and that the floor will be all Max's. He suggests he move fast and then hangs up. A knocking at the door; it's Diana. Lucio makes a funny about her having smacked him and then she says she had to do some sneaking around but she's made it to put rules on him. Rule #1- Lucio can't look for Diana under any circumstance. She is the one who will come see him. In public, they have to act as though neither speak a word to each other, capische? If Fausto finds out about their alliance, he'll kill them both. They start making out and she then has to go.

(A/N- Definitely Altair's most vulgar role but then again, this is an adaptation of a Mejia show and we should know by now how vulgar his villains get. Cross-breed them with Angelli Nesma villains and you get an Anti-Christ. She's boning the old fart, trying to bone the swollen-eyed one and at one point boned Temporarily Captain Cardboard. She's like Andrea from Guapos.)

Mateo and Fausto
Fausto catches up to Mateo, lets him know he is proud of him and that he should feel good considering how... (unappreciative/gaudy/demonic/sadistic/vindictive/nasty/poopy/the opposite of Phyllis Diller) ...unexpressive Fausto is. Some talk later and Mateo asks to hear about his father. Fausto asks what he would like to know and Mateo responds with everything. Mateo says that he always thought he was perfect until now in which he is realizing his father "was" a human being with errors and defects (I think he is confusing human beings for computers.) Fausto begins to string along some lies and Mateo realizes them for what they are. He asks Fausto why he never confronted Gerardo about anything and he states he did. Fausto compares Mateo to Gerardo saying he is exactly like him scenario-wise (MY GOD how condescending Fausto is.) He then digs a deep stab by saying that unlike Mateo, Gerardo had the balls to go after what he wanted but only enjoyed it shortly because he died in an accident and Helena could never get over it. He then asks what he would tell his father if he had him right in front of him (like right now.) This leaves a lot to think about.

Macaria (interrupted) and Benito
Mac is stuffing cash away into an envelope when Benito calls her from outside and she scurries to hide the stash. He catches her in the middle of such and asks what she's doing.

(A/N- If I didn't know any better, I'd say that she'd plan to lay naked in a tub of money. Don't deny you've ever wanted to.)

Simona and Tono
Tono's come to see Simmie but only to tell her one thing; she's a liar. He states she's cheated him his whole life and she has no idea what he's talking about. You can tell he's dug into her by simply mentioning Fredy during his tirade about being lectured to tell the truth when she never has. Simmie wants to know his source and he smugly delivers it; his father! He was at the cantina drinking with him and Julion Montero told him everything. She reaches out to him through the bars and calls him hijo when he pulls away and denies her the "privilege" of calling him son. He's killing her, me AND ViewerVille by calling her an impersonatory farse while she shakes her head in disbelief. He begs her to forget about him and is just about to leave when she pulls him back. She then righteously says that a mother doesn't only give birth but her life for her children and that he is hers, only hers. He says he was given away like a dog (A/N- I would personally compare him to a tractor with a for sale sign) and that Simona has only had him at the house out of pity. Simona stands her ground and defends herself while reassuring ViewerVille of her love. Lastly, Tono hits hard with just about stating he believes Simona had killed Mia.

Macaria and Benito
Yeah Mac, that wasn't a rhetorical question; what are you doing? She was (getting her pre-money tub rinse jizz on) looking outside at the ratonera the animals she has grown so bloody sick of left outside. Ben offers help and shesays she already finished. Now that that's over with, she wants to know what brings him to her neck of the woods. He has come to apologize for how he behaved the other day. She turns on the fake-sadness and he mentions the news about La Enramada. Mac certainly seems to be over the cash cream she was about to get off on.

Fausto and Abigail (while Diana plays I Spy)
Abi is out after dark alone and Fausto spots her. He offers accompaniment until they get home but she gracefully declines. He ends up walking her home anways after some complimentary compliments.

Simona and Tono
(This hurts too damn much to recap. I guess if anyone to need forgiveness by God, it's Tono. BUT SERIOUSLY, what has Simona done to deserve this? I hope she isn't in jail for the duration of the novela like Mike from Que Bonito Amor.)

(A/N- I'll be back in a little. I need a short re-charge.)

Dinner at Renata's

Abigail and Fausto (FT. Benito)

Macaria and Abigail

Julion and Tono


Mateo (lookin' good) and Diana

Julion and Tono 

Diana and Mateo (lookin' dapper)

Benito and Diego (FT. Nieves)

Fausto and Helena

Mateo a la Carte (FT. Lucio and Diana)

Teodora and Tono

Renata and Abigail (FT. Macaria)

Max and Abigail

Renata and Macaria

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