Caray, Caray!

Anyway Mac interrupts Mat's and Ab's discussion in which Abi cried but Mac would care   less, she's more worried about Fashion  so she sends Loser Mat away.  Abi cries with force but Malaria rejects her, not everyone is as generous as Ren to buy me rich clothes!  Mac reminds Abi that she could still change her mind in picking her spouse since Faust also disagreed with the wedding but Ab's will not go off her promise so the vile Mac astonishingly  decides to make her more pretty. 

Meanwhile Lucio Malfoy is preparing valiantly for his newest assignment like a loyal lapdog would with his mission being killing Diego but Max starts objecting .    Well Lucio tells him that he is only helping him since widows are enchanted easier. Mac claims that's not the way it should be .  Luc consoles him that he is only saving his son's skin and to save his own Max needs to provide them an alibi.  Devil's left hand finally leaves trail and Max starts bleeding from the nose again.

Meliton aka RHP ( Retired Hairy Potter ) is mumbling that things are taking the turn for the worst so Benny comes in to drive poor Mel to the church but Mel hasn't slept a night over the thought of Pab. He wonders why did Padre Tom approve the wedding if he himself was to stop it and Ben informs that Vic convinced Padre Tom to approve the wedding despite the atrocious odds.  Ben also informs the worrying RHP that Con couldnt make it  to him cause she fell so she refuses to talk to anyone, even Ben himself besides she also opposes this beautiful wedding ( Oh come on it's not like its the end of the world or something  , just crack a smile! Didn't uncles marry their nieces back in the good old  Stone Age?)
RHP also created a lucky useless charm for Diego and he urges Ben to give it to him before the wedding. Ben wonders why not give it himself but Mel has other business to take care of says Mel namely getting  laid once in a while.

Elena is combing Ren's hair they both compliment their alluring friendship in which they are convinced that it will last forever and ever! Ele wonders what's up with Connie talking with nobody and Ren informs her that Con must be pithed at the wedding so she stayed indoors . Ele replies that Con must have remembered of an old memory that's eating her alive and Ren confirms that Con must have mistaken Diego for Pablo but she didn't talk to her to avoid tension.

Everyone seems to be having a fun moment except maybe the Cougar Sisters which share a mean look with the distraught Simona and silly Crocodile Marcelino comes shining like the main Hobo .Anyway the moments are interrupted by the sniper wearing Lucio Malfoy standing not very far with his shooting rifle but he cannot seem to find the target as Max is standing on the spotline. As Luc damns him for that, Teo starts talking with Max and they begin chatting as he tells her his house is no longer his living spot .  He thanks Teo for saving his life but she should have left him behind. Teodora tells him that he's not as bad as Lucio , the bad man.  Max wonders why but he claims that he has hopes for further friendship.

Benny gives Diego the amulet for good luck and they exchange good looks as all leave the place. Ben also compliments his good looks. Later Diego is having pre- marriage nerves  , he wants to see the novia . Ben informs him the town abides by traditions, seeing the gal before the wedding brings bad luck ( As if bad luck actually disappears when you obey the system). Domingo also has a laugh at poor , nervous as heavens Diego .

Faust and Diana exchange looks  & Diana wonders why he is not doing any thing to stop the wedding . Faust informs her that the wedding is not realized yet so anything could happen.

Before everything is happy and clear, Ren has to talk with Mac. She orders Mac to not appear at the public wedding as it is the condition for her  receiving the money .  Mac is unhappy at the thought of course but Ren tells her to choke on it , she has been a bad mother and as Ren has tolerated her presence at Happy Mother Award's  , Mac shall today make a pretty stand down. No obeying  no money , comprendes? Mac replies that the only understandable thing is that she HATES her but Ren obliterates Mac with the saying " It's mutual' !  Later we  see Abi all ready for the wedding as she takes the stairs accompanied by the Mad Hatter himself and Ab thanks Faust for taking her to the altar since no one is fit enough( EW what about Barragan, he is more than fit for the role without spraying filth on the church!). There's everyone including Ele, DianaConda and Faust. They all take cars but Mel is stalking them from behind!

Marc is in front of the church too and he encounters Violeta who helps him fix his tie but Lucio is also observing him , pondering if he could waste a spare bullet , it's not like you get a chance to shoot polar bears every day.  Efgenia also comes to talk with Simona which is still pithed about the obnoxious lying. Sim asks her if she loved Tony and if Tony loved her. Efgenia explains that she loved Tony and keeps loving him but for Tony this was just an illusion of love. Efi also informs Sim that they ended their relations. Sim asks if she paid Tony to be her lover and Efi at first claims no but later makes an excuse that she was only helping him in financial crisis like the  social service never could.  Sim has heard enough and now its Motor's turn with Eduviges. She chides him for pushing her name through the yellow press cause now everyone's buzzing! She claims his presence only serves to dirty her more! Geez what a wrech, Juanita deserves Motor much more because simple people dont embarrass themselves of their loved ones  and Eduviges is clearly perfect for Julian.

Connie finally wakes her lazy butthole up, standing up like the aftermath of a  drunken rave. Luckily Mel is there to go save the day , dodging Malaria on conquest and still managing to make coffee for Connie, what a wizard! He informs her that the wedding is up today and she's pithed and ranty as she proceeds to inform Mel that she was trapped her but by luck  Mac crapped her pants from fear and left.  They prepare their plan to ruin this happy day.

Later the novia of the day arrives alongside "The Devil You Know "   Ab's is greeted by her three identically dressed friends, Teo &Nieves & Juanita.  Tom comes to invite the girls to serve as assistants  and they oblige while Faust greets Max and learns that Lucio has been missing all day & that Diego has been stuck in the church for hours  Ab's is greeted by Pat & Barragan and she marvels Faust's location. She proceeds to get the intel and goes to look for him only to encounter Mat who offers her  horse tickets to mate in the jungle( Like in AdP just that Mark Tacher was on the receiving end instead) in case she changes her mind with Ele observing behind as Mat the Dolt gets denied like  who could feel pity for this Dumbo ripoff ?

Faust grinds Lucio for disobeying his orders but instead of generating a screaming contest that could get heard from a  miles away, he proposes a different tactic :  Let the ceremony pass & shoot Diego later while i move Ab away. Before the devil got back, Efrain proposed Ab's to exchange Faust's not so rightful place of bride handler.  Well they enter the church and its not even that romantic as it seems, i felt like i was watching a horror movie with Faust's gleeful smiling ahead  as if he was not the Spirit of Hades itself, what a  demon.  Anyway the mass begins cause the bride arrived at last ( No shit Sherlock, took you five minutes to figure that out.)  Before the mass begins at last Vic and Diego share a conversation which is basically telling Vic's pride that she feels for Diego and he also thanks her for everything . Nothing special to worry about except the repetitiveness of pride and teenage like angsts  cause Dumbo cannot get his toy but in the end the gal still picks a puppeteer instead of choosing   love that is Dumb-free. Also we get a scene in which Ben is lamenting to Amanda that he once dreamt of seeing Mac at the altar but now he realizes his utterly  comedic stupidity.

Now we receive an array of biblical messages & Faust is  like QTH but everyone listens on although i felt they were dying from boredom. Lucio  comes  from behind  though finally making things more interesting as demonic music begins ringing forcing Max to come out as Lucio lashes at him for not obeying his orders, he should have stayed indoors! Max claims he is not playing the game cause he has found out that enjoying life is more meaningful , he will also not play his accomplice. Lucio drills on saying that Luc doesnt want Max to turn into an assassin like him cause who will help you survive your disease? Are you just gonna renounce her ? ( Ab). Max claims no cause he must have feel some conscience for his sins , he is not acting like himself ( Can we call this Demon possession since what else could Faust be? Saint Rapist ?)  But Luc forces him to dissipate!

In the final scenes Padre Tom invites Mat to the podium to ironically  talk about never-ending , all forgiving love % morals, some matters in which the Lopez Guerra's blow at them completely. More strange looks from our currently wedded couple as our favorite Lucio stares from the above armed with his Terminator shotgun.  Soon they are about to get married with the word "Yes" arriving very quickly  but Mel & Connie rush to the scene and Retired Hairy Potter tells Diego some wonders on the earbuds which forces Diego to stutter and say "No" instead, shocking everyone at sight forcing them to stand up in awe. Caras impacadas toda  la dia!

End of Capitulo!