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Peeps, please welcome Mystery Special Guest Recapper sneaky two shoes!

Hi folks! I'm sneaky two shoes and I will be your temporary fill in recapper for today. You may know me from commenting once on a Muchacha recap in the first week and then disappearing for the next few weeks? months? I've lost track. Life stuff happened and I got behind but I planned to comment when I'd caught up and actually knew what was going on. Well I've just caught up and now I'm doing a recap, so, that's something.

So jumping right in, Sonia's mom is in her bedroom advising her at the top of her voice to switch the DNA test results if necessary, when Os comes in, presumably from exercising, since he is in workout clothes, and wants to know what they are talkin'  'bout  huh? huh?


Sonia and mom start backpedaling and making up excuses as fast as they can talk but its not necessary because Os had his ear buds in and he's just pissed about his suegra eating in his bed.  After he goes to take a shower they continue the convo about how to get a fake DNA test result at only a slightly lower volume.
Mom can get her one but its gonna cost her, they don't hand those out free just cause she's got a pretty "face"   Sonia hands over a wad of cash.


Pietro (oh btw you should know I'm going to be calling him that, like Fiorella. I'm using my RPC to change his name for a couple of reasons 1. I like Pietro better. Pedro sounds like a rock, hard and not too smart, Pietro sounds like he could be a poet, and when I look  in those eyes I just know he's got the soul of a poet in there somewhere. 2. I'm watching a show where the villain is named Pedro and I'm easily confused)  Pietro has chased Fi into the stableyard to tell her some home truths, she peeks out thru the stable window and listens to the tirade first and then the serenade. Lured by the music she starts creeping closer and peeks thru the door until Aitana steals her serenade and she runs to hide again. Fidel thinks that's a good plan and runs to hide too, but Pietro is stuck in the spotlight glare of Aitana's eyes. He thinks he has some 'splainin to do but Aitana takes care of all the explanations, pretending to think the serenade was for her, and pretending to like his voice. Fi watches in horror as Aitana seals her deception with a kiss and over the shoulder of Pietro's hug gives Fi a death glare.


Elsewhere Gianna is having a bad day too. She's passed out and as much as Benito yells for her to wake up and at himself to think, all he can come up with is to unbutton her blouse in preparation to giving her CPR he hasn't even checked to see if she needs yet. ( I think he just wanted to unbutton her blouse w/o getting slapped) When he puts his mouth to hers for the first rescue breath she wakes up. He apologizes and explains he was just giving her mouth to mouth (uh huh I've heard that one before mister) Instead of slapping him she hugs him. She's really scared, she says she just knows that her heart stopped beating. Benito tells her no, no you just fainted for a minute (ok either he's lying to her and doesn't believe that himself, or he doesn't know the first thing about CPR, he shouldn't even be thinking chest compressions if her heart hasn't stopped beating. Does he go around giving mouth to mouth to every girl who faints? Oh wait its Benito, so, yeah)
They go back to the house to get her meds and when they get to her room Fi starts mother- henning and wants to know why she's so pale. They lie and claim fatigue. Fi acts like she buys it but after Beni leaves she tries again and when Gi won't tell assumes its because of Gael. She counsels her younger sister that time heals. Gi's no dummy and notices Fi looks pretty sad too but Fi only shares a sad hug.


Aitan cries to Elo about Pietro's serenade to Fi and they plot how to run his life for him. Elo will take care of it! She summons Fi from the middle of her meal -'she eats when I don't need her, tell her to get in here but now, I want her here instantly or sooner, or else'
and then when Fi arrives Elo chews her out for eating w/o permission. Aitana re-enters and they put on a show for poor Fi who is forced to listen to them talk about Pietro's upcoming marriage while she arranges Elo's drawers.


Fed carps about how Tio Maximo put all the papers she wants in a security deposit box. In a Bank! So there' s no chance of getting them, but there is a person who can help, Marin? ( I don't know who they are talking about, apparently I missed something, Help!)



Sonia asks Pietro for a DNA sample, Pietro tells her if the kid is his he'll take care of her. She is grateful


Fio is on her knees looking for Elo's earring in the carpet. Pietro wants to talk. Fi doesn't think they have anything to talk about and doesn't want to give Elo another reason to torment her, but Pietro persists till Elo interrupts asking for her earring. Fi throws him under the bus, saying its his fault she can't find it, he's distracting her. Elo tells her to forget the earring and get out, but come back when I want you. Elo then chews Pietro out for going after Fi behind her and Aitana's backs, he says 'hey its your own fault, you put me in this position by making me get back w/Aitana' Elo's all but Aitana is so wonderful and perfect for you, why do you want a servant who's engaged to somebody else, there's no future there, you're from different worlds. Pietro looks sullen and stubborn and tells her 'the heart wants what it wants and my heart wants Fiorella not Aitana' Elo says's that's a mirage. For who, Pietro responds, I know what I feel and I love Fi. Elo thinks his feelings are ridiculous Fi already has a man and he isn't Pietro and Pietro's wife is gonna be Aitana no matter what.


Gianna has a talk w/her doc. Its bad news and the doc's face and voice tell her all, the treatment isn't working, she's getting worse - she has to take it easy, no horsie rides only short walks and they'll hope for the best. Gi thinks she's gonna die, the doc tells her everybody dies, but we've gotta work so that doesn't happen for a long time and she's a fighter right?

Fi goes to see Vito who wants her to see all the preparations he has still been making for their wedding since he didn't cancel it when she told him to because he ignores everything she says, when he even lets her talk, which he is not doing now as he tells her its all because he adores her. Fi has noticed that nothing she says gets through to him and as he yammers on about dresses and wine and music she looks irritated till he pulls out her not so secret weakness, those little dolls that go on top of the wedding cake. He had them sent all the way from Italy. Fi tears up but still tries to protest but he of course doesn't listen and pulls out the invitations he had made up. When she gets the ones for the Angeles fam and reads Pietro Angeles and Senora she looks thoughtful.


Elo is still browbeating Pietro and tells him about the trip she has planned for him and Aitana and they go round again till Pietro realizes he's not getting anywhere and goes to work.



Silly, silly Fi has brought the invitations home and heads out to talk to Pietro w/ one of them behind her back. Pietro says he doesn't want misunderstandings between them, he just wants her to be happy. She tells him that happiness is built day by day and hers  has been destroyed here, that's why she thinks she should leave, he has Aitana and when she gets married to Vito Gi will be well and she will work in the restaurant. Pietro responds yeah that sounds nice but will you be happy? Fi says hey you worry bout you being happy w/Aitana and let me worry bout me. He insists will you be happy? Fi tells him she'll be as happy as she can and when he grabs her pulls free and shoves the invitation at him and tells him to 'responda si va a participar, like it says on the invitation RSVP' (aww sweet, and her explanation makes sense too) Pietro is less charmed by her ignorance than I am (maybe he was never a girl trying to figure out what RSVP meant) He tells her RSVP means 'respondez sil vous plait'  Fi doesn't care what it means and marches off


Gi is crying on the flowers and Beni teases her that she's stealing the gardener's job, but when he realizes she's crying he gives her the hug she asks for.


Fidel brings Pietro his portfolio from the car and casts an eye over the invitation. Pietro chalks up her giving him the invite to cynicism, Fidel opines that it more likely is her broken heart from seeing him w/Aitana and hearing from your gran you two are getting married. Pietro thinks he isn't getting hitched and gran should shut it. Fidel thinks Pietro should do something to put a stop to it but Pietro says what's the point Fi's getting married to somebody else anyway. Fidel wants to know where that fighting spirit he had when he was a kid went, he always used to get what he wanted, he should do the same now. Pietro now thinks what he should fight for is to forget Fi and in service of that he is going to the wedding, he'll make himself hate her by watching her marry somebody else. Fidel just shakes his head.
Sonia enters, Fidel exits.
Tomorrow Sonia will get the DNA results, she tells him she secretly hopes the kid is his even though it'll cause her problems w/the fam.


Alina arrives at the manse to see Gael
Simona asks her how it is to hear everybody's secrets and then goes on and on about all those juicy secrets and something about someone hiding in the walls and listening and something about the walls falling down and the ceiling falling in and she was talking really fast. Alina doesn't even try to follow, she just tells her that time's a ticking and she's here to see Gael, not Simona. Simona goes to get him after getting Alina's promise not to tell anybody what she said. Alina has a because why? look on her face till Os comes in to suck face w/her and she actually seems to have some shame since she doesn't want to make out here where his pregnant wife lives. Os don't care about that but he does care when she reminds him gran won't like it but keeps kissing on her anyway.
Fi apparently has a knack for walking in on illicit kisses and comes in just as Alina is protesting in between kissing and Alina sees her  and sends Os off after her.
Gael comes down and misses Os and the kissing and tells her they can do the session in his room as the office is occupied.


By Pietro and Sonia discussing whether they should or shouldn't tell Os. Pietro agrees not to under protest and Sonia's mom staggers in w/o knocking cause its just the fam hon, and then comes out with why didn't you marry the one who inherits instead. Sonia is embarrassed and Pietro leaves.


Fed is meeting w/some guy and tells him she is paying him for info but also for his silence reads papers and thinks it starts here? (help please I got no idea)


Sonia gives her mom some more cash and doesn't understand why she needs so much (oh oh I do I do she used the money to get drunk)
Mom tells her they have to use the special ink, this is a big deal. Sonia says it better match the original
Mom says yeah totes oh btw I need more money and then carps when Sonia asks why (she's your mother, you don't want her getting soused on the cheap stuff do you?)
Sonia wants DNA results that show Pietro is the father, mom points out Os will probably try to kill him again in that case. Sonia is hoping he won't.
Ok so the plan as explained to Sonia by her mom: They convince Os the baby  is his, they convince Pietro the kid is his and get him to keep quiet about it, they cut the Italian loose since they can't get anything from him. Once Pietro is all happy about his upcoming baby Sonia can make him fall in love with her at her leisure, once he is all in, they tell Os the kid isn't his and switch out Os the creep, for Pietro the jewel and all his money.


Diana and her mom argue about her plan, as yet unformed, to get rid of Fi and keep Vito all for herself. (Diana and Vito are perfect for each other, neither of them listens)



Os chases Fi down in the garden but she uses Sonia to shake loose and tell him he should take care of his wife who's (hopefully) carrying his baby, then runs off using an errand for Elo as an excuse.

Benito chases Gi down asking her what the doc told her. Gi doesn't want Fi to know and in comes Fi wanting to know what they don't want her to know- oh I broke a cup - and Fi distracted heads out again saying they can explain later.
Beni asks again but Os come in looking for Fi. After they point the way and he leaves Gi tries to distract Beni by wondering what's up. Beni will not be distracted, but we are by the next scene.

Os catches Fi and tells her to forget  what she saw. Fi chews him out for cheating on his pregnant wife however bad a person she may be. He's all hey you don't get to judge me  She's all no but God does so look out.
Os tells her if you tell anyone I will disappear you and kick your sister to the curb.

The end

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