Wednesday, October 07, 2015

Yo No Creo En Los Hombres #61 Tue 10/6/15: Countdown to a Beatdown

Parte 1~
Highlights Only This Week
·        Isela’s told by the archivist that it’s odd that Marta’s file should be kept around for so long since generally they only archive files of historical or judicial importance.

·        Maria Dolores and Max plan to go out to eat together that night to celebrate winning the arson lawsuit.   MD mentions she has something important to speak to him about but that it can wait till later that day.

·        Adrian checks in with the archivist and gets told Ise asked for 2 files but she could only find one – Hector’s.  Ise blocks any further conversation.

·        Doris is pursued by a policeman and she takes refuge in MD’s house; Esperanza lets the copper inside.  (Gulp.)

·        Shady Doc gets a threatening phone call from Ursula.  Shady Doc explains he only told Maleny the truth: that Urrrrsula destroyed Hector’s life.  He insists he never told her anything else about the circumstances of his death.  Keep it that way, warns Urrrsula cuz she’s got nothing to lose and he’s got his reputation at stake.  Bah Humbug sayz he!  “--Don’t you dare cuz I will tell all at that point about what really happened!”  He wouldn’t dare!!  Oh no??????  “—Claudio will smash you to smithereens before he allows you to damage his professional reputation and career!!!”

·        The cop says he’s only there to get information about Orlando.  Ari walks in just then.  Officer!  I told you that we know nothing about anything.  We were trying to get in touch with him about a car repair and no, we haven’t been in touch with him.  Orly had ignored the injunction and went to try to see Srita. Isela and attacked the judge at his place of residence.  (Ruh-Roh!  Poor, dumb Orly.)

·        Mal has joined Alma and Ise on the search for an apartment for Ise.  Mal gets nasty and acts as ugly as she looks, slyly pretending to purposely let slip that Alma’s actually choosing hubby Clod’s new little love nest.  So Ise better come up with the info on her papi or next time it’ll be for real!!

·        Espy and MD warn Doris that she’s on shaky ground here by hiding Orly in her apartment.  She’ll go to jail if they catch him and her for aiding and abetting and obstruction of justice –Hey, that goes for Ari also!  What a bummer for the beefcake!



·        Daniel makes the mistake of sending Max the trumped up nudie selfie of MD.  Adrian mentions Isela’s choice of files and Clod gets suspicious.  Juli is excited cuz they can make the rent payment.  Max becomes enraged and races out of the office.

·        Espy heads off for church and finds Josefa walking back with Honoria.  She makes a pointed gesture of thanking Hosi for defending MD at the hearing. Honoria says Hosi no doubt had her reasons insinuating Hosi doesn’t do nothin’ without expectin’ to get  somethin’ out of it!

·        Juli and Clod follow Mad Max to the parking lot.  Max has told Juli that he’s headed to Dan’s because he knows MD better than that.  Clod walks out and again tells him he’s mistaken about the kind of woman MD really is.  Mad Max says talk to the hand.

·        Julian warns Mad Max to calm down and handle things differently.  “—Look what happened to me when I tried confronting Daniel.” 

·        Gerry pays a visit to MarDi’s and admits that ever since those two got together Iva has been doing stupid stuff.  He also takes issue with Doris that MD is not guilty of stealing the dress but since it could have been accidentally, then well….let it go for now.  He’s only there because of his great affection for Ivaca.  Iva didn’t send him, either and for what it’s worth, he’s giving them a thumb drive full of his ideas for their business project.  He leaves it on the table.  This way they can carry on with the project by computer without ever having to go face-to-face with Iva again.  MD refuses.  He tells her take it as a gesture of good will for what she had the nerve to tell Ivaca to her face.  “—It affected her greatly and I hope it was all for good.”

·        Daniel and Mr. Tequila are having romantic flashbacks to his times with MarDi.  Grrrsula and Arango come outside to chide him over sending that nudie photo to Max.  Dan says it’s his insurance that there won’t be a counter suit.  (Not so fast, Grasshopper!)  Mama replies that no, it’ll blow up in his face and Max will accuse him of something even worse!

·        Juli and Adrian are parked in the barrio when a squeegee guy starts washing the windshield.  Surpri—i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ise!  It’s Fermin turned back into a Vermin again!!  Adrian races after him but can’t keep up.  (Reminds me of when I used to chase my mischievous little 4 year old around!) 

Clod arrives home and finds Alma has invited Mal for supper since she was along to assist the search for Ise’s new apartment.  Clod lights into Mal for her brother’s sending the nudie photo to Max.  Of course, he doesn’t think Max will touch a hair on Danny Boy’s head.  Too much good sense for that.  Mal goes into her Ms. Innocent act and blames MD for being such an exhibitionist and causing so much grief for her poor brother again.  Ise looks on.


end parte 1~


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Parte 2~

Doris brings home dinner and finds that Orly has paid back her kindness by fixing a number of things around the apartment.

Ise tells Clod she feels odd having Alma choose this apartment for her.  Clod says no way to have stopped her.  Then he tells her Orly’s gone into hiding.  Also he lets slip that he’s had Adrian with her to keep an eye on her and what was she doing looking through his personal files?  “--It wasn’t for any school project, that’s for darned sure!”  

Ise later calls Hosi and tells her about Mal’s continuing mal-intentions.  Mama tells her to watch out for los Santibañez cuz they’re likely to tear her to shreds if she doesn’t.

Mad Max has apparently first gotten hold of MD to listen to her confession and explanation about the rape and the mocked up selfie.  He hugs her big time then races out and she races after him.  Destination: Danny Boy’s residence.

Clara and Leo tell Espy that they’re going into business together selling her cupcakes and muffins.  Yes, they’ll continue going to school and do this in their spare time.  FF>>FF>> 

Just as Alma comes downstairs, Ise manages to whisper to Clod that Mal forced her to look into those files because she knows about their affair now.

Mad Max arrives at the Bear Cave, pushes his way through Arango and Urrrsi, and manages to find filthy Baby Bear lazing around in the back yard.  “—I found out what you did to Maria Dolores, you bastard!  You filthy [SOB!]  Danny Boy  laughs in his face.  “--Yeah and whatchagonnado aboudit?” “—put you in jail, bastard!”  Danny Boy guffaws and does a “nanny-nanny-boo-boo, she wanted it –tell him how you wanted it, honey, cuz Max you couldn’t give her what she wanted and I could!” Mad Max explodes.  Just then MarDi and the others follow him into the back yard.  Max does a tackle move on Danny Boy worthy of the finest tacklers in American Football--all to the loud and long lasting cheers of those long-suffering souls in Viewerville—and proceeds to give DB the beating of his life—and possibly his death. (Pardon me while I rewind this a few hundred times for more of my viewing pleasure.  <<
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When Max finally gets hold of himself again, there’s a stunned MD, Arango, and Urrrsi shaking their heads.  Urrrsi’s crying over her boy “He’s dead!  Max has killed him!”  --Naw, I doubt it, but there will be Hell to pay, if not Danny himself, via one Devil of a law suit!!!


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Comments:
Looking forward to it, Jardinera!
 

Well done, Jardinera! Even with bullet points, you captured all the action.

What an episode. That ending was intense. Yeah, we know Dan isn't dead, but he sure has cause and plenty of witnesses to bring a lawsuit against Max. At least in the short-term it made Max and US feel better. I was very proud of MD for telling Max not only what happened, but how she FELT-- like she somehow deserved it. It was the most raw and exposed she has been with anyone about her feelings. It bodes well for their relationship. As does Max never questioning for a second if she really sent that picture to Dan.

One little bit to what the doctor said to Ursula. He threatened to tell Claudio the WHOLE truth about what happened to Hector, as he knows it, because he knows they deceived him. Because once he knows the truth of what happened, he'll realize how much they have put his career and reputation in jeopardy. Do it, Doc!

If/when Claudio finds out that sweet, fragile Maleny didn't really kill her dad as a girl, AND that she's blackmailing Isela over their affair, I wonder what he'll do next? Those are big changes to his dynamic with Maleny.

OK. Orlando is an idiot when it comes to Isela. But, I have to say I was seeing the appeal of coming home to a buff, cute guy cooking me dinner, after having cleaned, and fixed and repaired everything in my house. It reminds me of some joke memes labeled "Porn for Women", showing hot men doing all these domestic goddess things.
 

Gracias, Jardinera. All the important stuff.

What was truly killing me is that when Maria Dolores followed Max en route to the beating she was taking a major risk. That Arango, Isidro, and Ursula tried to physically restrain her was disgusting enough, but the name-calling was really riling me up. They could also -- as they have been doing all along -- lie about her motive for doing this, just as Danny-Boy lied to Max. That was painful to hear. I am wondering to what degree Danny-Boy is deluding himself.

Max worried me all along about this. He's bigger, stronger, and angrier than Danny the Weasel and this beating looked pretty severe. Of course the Weasel is still alive, but this is going to create more major issues for Max that will reverb through his parents.

The doctor looks like he's close to retirement age and may truly have nothing to lose. He should reveal all if only to relieve his conscience. He should avenge it against Mama Bear.
 

Thanks Jardinera, you covered it all very concisely. I agree, we all know that Dan isn't dead. I hope he's laid up for a while though.

I'm curious what Isela will tell Claudio now. The whole truth? Probably that Isela asked her to do her a favor and look into it, and she just wanted to be nice and help her. I will guess that she doesn't tell him that she's being bribed and that Mal knows about the affair.

Julian stepped in just in time to make Max talk to MD first before hearing lies by Dan without knowing what happened. Perfect.

I continue to love Doris, she was so cute with Orlando. I really hope they become a couple.


 

Cathyx- Isela already told Claudio that Maleny is blackmailing her and holding their affair over her head. She only had the chance to tell him very quickly before Alma came into the room. Hopefully, we'll see the fallout of that revelation tonight. I'm assuming Claudio is going to confront Mal.
 

Thanks Vivi, I clearly missed that. I wish I could go back and see it again, but I already deleted it from my dvr.
 

Jardinera this is really good thank you.

"It’s Fermin turned back into a Vermin again!!"

"Clod"

"Pardon me while I rewind this a few hundres times for more of my viewing pleasure"

It was orgasmic! My temples were throbbing and caught myself yelling for Max to drown the fool but sick knowing Max is toast now.

Can't wait till someone punches Clod's smug face.

I too screamed when I saw MD running up.

And Orlando is gonna paint the bathroom tomorrow!

 

With all the drama of this episode, I hate to bring up something petty, but why do they keep calling the cupcakes "pancakes"? The Mexican bakery near me calls them "Pastelitos." "Pancakes" is clearly a borrowed word, since it has a "k." Why borrow a word to use it for a completely different thing? So confused.
 

IMO once Claudio is exposed as a low down dirty dog, he will take the supposed Hector Santibanez way out of life or he will leave town in disgrace, never to be heard from again.

His whole life is a sham. He stands up as this honorable, good, upstanding man but he's really a sewer rat. Wait until Max & Leo find out about him drugging Alma to carry on his affair with Isela.

Isela is a sewer rat, too. Once her affair with Claudio is exposed & the barrio people find out how she sold each and every one of them out to be Claudio's side piece they will turn their backs on her.

Josefa needs to end up in the psych ward.

Why is Claudio holding on to Marta's files so long, if she was some 2-bit nobody that died so long ago? I think Claudio knows EXACTLY who Isela and Josefa are -- he probably investigated who Isela was after he started being attracted to her.

That beat down Max administered is so satisfying. Ursula & Daniel may threaten to sue Max or put him in jail but Claudio will put a stop to that, I think.


 

I'm afraid what we'll have is Max's freedom for Daniel's. Max only complicated things.

Claudio, I doubt, will help Max and likely wants him to learn a lesson about how an obsession with a woman like MD will lead to his ruin. The irony
 

To All--Thank you for the recaps, faithful recappers and the comments, faithful commenters* of the last few days. I've been busy with Perla Preciosa. You are all keeping up my interest in in YoNo and almost current with the episodes (can't wait to see Tuesday's). *Tee Hee, I typed fomenters at first and almost left it there.

Terri R--This may only add to your question about cupcakes, but I do know that in Mexican telenovelas, real pancakes (the flat ones you eat with syrup) are actually referred to as panqueques. They are using the phonetic to refer to something borrowed from English. So, I'm wondering also why cupcakes are referred to as pancakes. They are little and they are frosted like a cake, why not pastelitos, or tortelitos? One on-line dictionary calles the magdalenas, which is something different in English. But ni modo, I agree, pancake doesn't sound right, especially when the word is used to define a real pancake.
 

BTW--Shouldn't someone in the Bustamante household, namely Alma, wonder, after she finds out, that is, why both Julian and Max attacked Daniel? Could there be some truth to the rape (or aggression) story against MD?

Agree with all the insights on Ivana. When is she going to stop and think about what she's doing to people with less influence and power than she has.
 

Thanks for such a vivid satisfying recap. I loved reading it.
Terri I was wondering the same about the pancakes. I wonder what they call the real panckes in spanish? I love hearing the way they say "waffles" in spanish, sounds like "waf-le."

Anon207......yes, I believe it is very possible that Claudio knows who Ise and Hoesfa really are. Because he went along w Ise pretending to buy her story about the reason for looking through archives, he is a slick sewer rat for sure and has many layers of make believe cloak of respectibility and integrity. Wow, in the beginning his family falsely believed he was so upright and had so much integrity. He is worse than a fake, he is cold and calculating probably a murderer too.

Ava
 

Claudio is concerned about image and it would not look good for Claudio's image to have Max behind bars. So deals will be struck, especially since Claudio knows Maleny knows about the affair. Buckle up because Claudio's not going down, not to the Santibanez'.

 

It might look like corruption if Clod does anything to get Max released. He also is smart enough to know that wrongdoers can come from anywhere. I'm sure Max knows a decent number of good, honest lawyers to seek help from. He might be too hot-headed about this to be able to help himself.
 

I have heard cupcakes referred to as pancakes/panqueques in Mexican tns many times-- starting with my first, Querida Enemiga, where the protagonist made them all the time and sold them on the side of the street. In those same tns, I hear pancakes referred to as hotcakes/hotqueques.
 

From the Wikipedia post on pancakes: https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pancake

Mexican hot cakes:

"In Mexico they are generally called "hot cakes" rather than "pancakes". They are similar in style to pancakes served in the U.S. but are perhaps more likely to mix or replace wheat flour with corn. As well as being a popular breakfast at restaurants in all parts of the country, "hotcakes" are often sold on the streets of Mexico City and other cities and during the local celebrations of small towns at all hours of the day and night. These vendors sell a single cake topped with some kind of sweet sauce."
 

Claudio's not above fixing things, so we'll see.
 

My box of pancake mix has Spanish instructions where they call them "panqueques." That makes perfect phonetic sense, but it's referring to what we call pancakes, not to cupcakes. Of course, the Spanish instructions may have been created via babelfish and not be at all idiomatic! On Yo No Creo, they keep pronouncing the second syllable like the English word "cake," which makes no sense phonetically. I realize they don't need my approval, but every time Clarita says "pahhhnCAKE," I'm looking for a griddle, not a muffin tin!

And I absolutely realize that I'm focusing on minutiae--it's how I roll.


 

The pancake (cupcake)/hotcake (pancake) thing is very specific to Mexico. Instructions on a box would use the terms most common for most Spanish speakers.
 

Here's a little clip from Querida (where Gabiel Soto/Max was galan #1) where the protagonist sells her "pancakes"/cupcakes. Start at Min 3:05: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qbtTrUW-XY

This was a good tn. Hope they rerun it sometime.
 

I read on todays comments someone calling Ari or Orly, one of them a "beefcake." I am sorry I can't recall who it was and now I cant find it.
Anyway,since we on subject of panqueques, how would you say "beefcake" literraly in spanish? Pastellito de res???
Ava
 

I Found it!!!! Who referred to Ari as "beefcake."

I was looking in comments, but it was posted by the talented Jardinera on her delightful
recap. She referred to Ari as beefcake!! Yum yum

Ava
 

Thanks, Jardinera. Absolutely fabulous title. Looking forward to reading the recap and comments tonight.

Loved Max silently listening to MD. Excellent beatdown, but I guess it would’ve been prudent not to have so many Dan-friendly witnesses.
 

As far as I can tell Clara makes PANQUES. This is the word for cupcake with which I am familiar after years of living in Guadalajara. BTW--love this blog!
 

I will listen more carefully (with both ears!) to see if it's "panques." That would make much more sense.
 

Thank you for the recap Jardinera! I've sure watched the scene where Daniel gets beaten several times lol.

I also liked that MD told Max that what she she felt and why Vivi. I'm glad that Max was quick to reassurre her that she didn't deserve it and that Dan was the only one to blame here. Even if his reaction was too rushed and may complicate things for himself.

For me, panqué is the name of small cakes in rectangular form, very simmilar to a muffin. Lately, people have been using the word cupcake in Mexico too but I grew up calling them mantecadas and here in Ensenada people call them quequitos, so the names used can vary. But, no matter in which part of Mexico I've been, the pancakes were always called hot cakes.

Jaroch




 

Jardinera654, good recap, but I almost didn't
Need it. But thank you for it. O boy did I enjoy that a$$ kickin my man max the terminator
Gave that waste of skin. I haven't seen a beatin like that since russ beat the crap out of Willis on "Another world" almost 50 years ago. To those of you who only arrived here in the late 70s & early eighty's that was a soap opera that came on in the US that was pretty popular back in the 60's. the reasons for that beating was pretty similar to the reasons for this beating. That SOB ain't dead. He'll be up
And out to wreak havoc on everybody again.
MD leads a very troublesome life. And its all because of some bad choices she made and
People loving to hate her.
Annnnnnd the judge is a dirty rotten cheatin
Scoundrel. No surprise there. And alma is stupidly runnin around being stupidly blind to
To it all. maybe she is suspicious.....NO!
Hon is right, hojo is up to something, she did
Not Help MD out of the goodness of that rock in Her chest.
Did yall see that tackle? loved it loved it loved it. And tonight, play it again Sam!!!!
 

Thanks Nino, I enjoy reading your comments.

Always very colorful and funny.

You are right, Dan not dead, my grandma used to say "yerba mala nunca se muere." He will probably do something despicable and below the belt to Max and Md.

Ava
 

Thanks Nino, I enjoy reading your comments.

Always very colorful and funny.

You are right, Dan not dead, my grandma used to say "yerba mala nunca se muere." He will probably do something despicable and below the belt to Max and Md.

Ava
 

Ava you did a double take. I thought I was the only one that did that,:-D.
I enjoy your comments too.
 

Im nina not nuna. My typo. :-D
 

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