Thursday, March 24, 2016

Sueño de amor, Ep #13 (3.24.2016) Surprises and secrets and plans, oh my!

I want to make this worthy of your time, so I will be brief.

♪ ♫ Virgen de la paz, te amo, ven a mí, junto a mí
Virgen de la paz te quiero, siempre escuchas tú mi ruego ♪ ♫

Sweet mother of Jesus,
Give us the wisdom of the Holy Spirit so we can own and administer your gifts and know how to multiply them and share them will all the people you put in our paths. Amen  

Se consigue más con miel que con hiel
Ricardo has a plan and Pato is the perfect ally. Of course we never get to know anything they tell each other. You can get more with honey than with gall sounds true when you see Pato getting closer to Ricardo than to her biological father, Ernesto de la Colina. Now, regarding the love advice, that's another story, like asking Oprah for a diet that works but who am I to judge? I wouldn't trust Ricardo with a plastic butter knife, but anyway, now that Luca is going away to Járvar, she doesn't want to wait 20 years for him to come back (cough) she will miss him. The distance shouldn't kill the love dream they have. It worked for him. Pato will always have skype (please sponsor us-wink). 

After knowing that Neto had something to do with Pato's scholarship, Pera gets very upset, because she doesn't want to owe favors to anybody. Even if that ''anybody'' owes her 17 years of child support. He insists saying that no matter what, they will be together one day as a family.

In the meantime, in the middle of some street in CDMX, a skipping Erasmo hugs Kristela, sealing their relationship. 

After Esperanza did the recording gig on Silvana and she almost lost her job, now she sleeps with her one good eye open and has started to play Big Sister checking the closed circuit videos so she can reverse Esperanza's trick with evidence to fire her, assuming that the romance between our protagonists is true, and believe me, it is. Maybe Ricardo can hack this system and watch Pamela closely to know La Sombra's whereabouts.

Amores con trampa
Pato takes her mother to a blind date, to the place where she and Ricardo kissed for the very first time in their lives 20 years ago. if they kiss again tonight that would be kiss #3. Surprise! A rondalla is singing their theme, ejem, favorite song. Ricardo is there of course, and they are left alone. Seat down, they charge the same! Ricardo confesses yet again, what we already know. Mmm, Let's see, what's up with Esperanza and the magic around her? I hope she was not trying to cut Carmona in half, because the other 2 men she slept with simply vanished for almost 20 years... Sorry, then he continues his uninteresting blabber, with his ''you are the love of my life, you are my dream love! Bla-bla-bla''. Suddenly, he gets a phone call from work. FROM WORK? In the middle of the night? Oh, I mean my OTHER WORK! Didn't I tell you I am a bouncer in the only antro in town? You're NOT TELLING ME a lot of stuff Ricardito! And I am worried because Crazy eyes has them on us, or at least one. Did you see the viral video of me licking my lips on socialbook and any other major social networks ? They think I am in love and dating a coworker is forbidden! 

I'll watch it on my way to my other job- says Ricardo and run to witness the interrogation, where the man tells them ''I did not have any relations with any men''. You're mistaken me for Prof. Israel, aka Mr Magoo! All I do is work for Mister of the Hill. Is that a crime?.

In Ricardo's absence, all in spanish, Kracy shows her real self and denies her children help with homework. Selenita cries not because she cries for everything, but because it is about animals and her mother has saved hundreds, maybe thousands, little Roddy doesnt cry because he is muy machou. 

Contigo, pan y cebolla
In their poor neighborhood, Kiko and Estrella talk about the musical number Adrián and his posse performed to make her forgive him, and how bad they wanna go to the CRIT (the Colorado River Indian Tribes), but that will be very hard if they don't go to the other CRIT first (Children's rehabilitation Institute and Teleton). I am pretty sure there's a lot of climbing and Kiko need his legs pronto! First things first. Right in the middle of the conversation, Erasmo comes back from the bakery licking the sugar on his lips and he didn't eat any mexican doughnuts. Good news! He and Kris are novios formales. If they get married, will he be able to afford her hair coloring? 

Grab a snickers.
Silvana's eyes hurt for watching Esperanza's videos all night too close to the screen, that's why, when she gets upset she upsets the whole house. Everybody should be happy for Krista. Because, what are good news for if you don't have anybody to share them with? Kris tells Dad about her new boyfriend but he can not share her joy because his last name is not Alegría. Then she tells mommie dearest she got A JOB! IN AN ANTRO!! ALL NIGHT!!! Oh God, who couldn't get upset with those news? Well, that and because she has spent more than they earn and the credit card is overdraft makes Silvana run to the door and open it so Krista can leave for good! Now, who is going to pay the debt? Mario is crying in a corner, but those cards are not going to pay themselves and she will never work in the school across the street, thats for sure.

Galaxy trio
I dont know how much furniture Krista took with her, but she immediately called Erasmo and Pedro for help. Don't be surprised if they show up in superhero costumes. So far, they go everywhere together like muéganos, or mexican candy balls (like peanut brittle, all joined by the crystallized syrup). Later on we see Krista and her two dream lovers helping her move in her grandmother's apartment. Where the heck is that famous woman that has not shown herself? Did she get mistaken with the gárgolas in Notre Dame? If she also speaks english, do you think they hired Doris Roberts or Betty White for the role?

Little by little more characters are being incorporated to the story. We haven't seen abuela del Fierro yet, but Rodrigo Vidal is L'inspector Dalí of the happy hole, all wrapped in sofa upholstery, maybe to hide like a chameleon against some piece of furniture in case Silvana has a madness fit. Very clever (twisting my moustache)

OK. Here I am going to have to complain. Kracy as the english teacher? Please! I agree with whoever said that she should be la sombra. Has she forgotten ALL THE ANIMALS that will go extinct now that she is teaching The McGraw method for speaking english without accent? Not to mention the lack of a degree. Really? Even Esperanza agrees with me that she got it suspiciously fast! She neglected her children for 10 years and now she is neglecting the priceless animals for a pig? C'mon, girl, what's wrong with a piece of chorizo? You don't need the whole pig!!
Of course the timing is perfect for an attempt of cat fight with threats and everything that ends with a fake truce. Now Kracy and Esperanza will be coregas,  together like dentures and gums! juárever! This means war. Colegas not only sharing workplace but the love of the same man! Wow, if love is forbidden between coworkers, how about hate?

This can only happen when you watch too many Jim Carrey movies
Watching inspector Dalí talking to Ricardo I wonder if someone can actually address people like that in real life. I ran out of tin foil and will probably lose my arm due to all the pinching I do to myself reminding me that this is only a show. 

However, since the love advice Ricardo gave Pato was the best, despite his failures both as a secret agent and his love life, now she has brought Pedro along for some more. Ricardo goes back to love counselor giving Pedro advice on how to approach a woman, in this case Kristel, I hope he doesn't tell him to engage and disappear for 20 years and then come back as if nothing has happened. Or maybe that's the trick, who knows, some women are weird. Pedro: There's no such thing as impossible love, if she loves you SHE WILL WAIT!!!

On round #2 Esperanza is confronted by Silvana regarding the relationship she swears she saw on screen, but Esperanza denies it. She shouldn't be talking without a lawyer. Ricardo is her heel of Achilles, her kryptonite, and while right now there's only unfounded suspicion soon could be proven true. A Esperanza ''se le calentó el parche'' and that could sink her. After all, a 17 years drought is very looooong and her little potatoe patch needs watering...

Little redhaired riding hood
Somehow Mario found out Krista was at her granny's (I wouldn't doubt Pato told him after Pedro told her) and he wants her to come back because he doesn't feel safe with Silvana, and when a man cries and is not chopping onions, is because something is very very wrong. No dad, I have two strong men who support me, against the furniture, but support me nevertheless (it makes more sense in spanish). Stay with the queen, I will always be your princess.

Inspector Dalí should also forbid flashbacks during work. Ricardo is having one of those, when is rudely interrupted by Pam, Paulo's sister, from PEAM, who claims to be ''la hija de la sombra''. Not with these words, but her father is Isaac Rey, gives her mother a lot of jewels, travels all over the globe, DOESNT LIKE PICTURES because they steal your soul (want more clues?). Now Ricardo wants at least a drawing as close as possible of his face. I am sure Ricardo already knows his face, otherwise, how can he be so sure all the shadows he has captured/kill are not him, right? Anyway...
Oh, and the kids Ricardo is teaching fake influenza H2N3 but get miraculously cured when he tells them there will be shots for everybody. Some of the most annoying scenes belong to Pamela Rey, or Panela, like Ricardo calls her, who is a practical joker causing damage to school property. Bad for the school but good for Ricardo, who will use that in his advantage, making her provide more clues to get her father.


Adrián's first love kis
If Esperanza can juggle with three jobs, 2 kids and all the vegetable overcooking, why not Ricardo? Principal Tovar from the poor school needs a Physical Ed. professor and maybe he is the right candidate, after all, how hard can it be chasing la sombra across the world, teaching brats in 2 grade, having to stand impractical joker Panela and being married to Kracy, right? piece of cake! What if La sombra doesn't actualy care for him and Ricardo is just being paranoid? 
Without a teacher who supervise, Adrián asks Estrella on the basketball court for a second chance after the first flash mob he preformed for her and it worked!! After she asks him to promise on the virgen de la paz that he won't fail again, and he pretends he will just to get in her pants, he gets his first kiss!

Salma, who is 14 but that's the new 4, is distracted with her BFF talking about Kristel and her ''crazy'' ideas of leaving home. Better, that way she'll have the house all for herself. Enjoy it while you can because I am sure I saw a boy (or a fat girl, couldn't tell) recording Adrella's kiss and soon will go viral too. 

The 3 stooges are ready to set up their business but need advise on where to locate it. Seriously? They can not do anything by themselves? Esperanza is the solution, and the korean guy dances Oppa gangnam style. Porquirio, I always forget his name, he is probably greedy and doesn't share his food.

In the classroom, Pedro and Prof. Cuauhtémoc talk about Pedros ''rated G'' dreams (the ones that do not include Kristel), because his dream is to become urban planner and make designs with helping people in mind, he will build only what society needs. And he will probably start with the ''dream school'' for all the kids that can not attend neither of the two schools we already know.

Creepy moment alert!
Erasmo gives Kristela a replica of herself in scale but made out of toilet wax seal, with her original hair color negro azabache (that I am sure she doesn't even remember now that she uses rojo cereza). That was creepy as the commercial of the first date with the ventriloquist that already have a doll that looks exactly like his date. Erasmo asks for forgiveness for being poor but Kristel thinks he saved her, and they kiss again! He tells her that when the rooster sings, the sun rises, but I have one better, when the owl sings, the indian dies... Or at least that's what Mario Kuri made Erasmo feel when he surprised him with something that looked like a firing but it turned out in the last second it was a promotion! God a need clean underwear! Make that two, because when Silvana hears this she will go nuttier!! This is going to be good!!

Esperanza is risking A LOT! when she pull Ricardo into the closet with her. No, Tom Cruise was not there. They giggle and almost have kiss #4 in the broom locker. Then a mop falls on Ricardo's head as a wig and she says it is the one they use in the bathrooms. I need to know what cleaning products they use, because if the mop is this clean, I am sure the floors are like mirrors, watch out female students!! Ricardo is concerned about all the cameras recording their every move, but Esperanza, better secret agent that he is, knows exactly where all of them are, and there's a blindspot and nothing in this closet, not even a microphone. Ricardos plan is working, Esperanza is falling in love again, what is she to do? can't help it.. Spill on aisle three!! Never mind the couple,quick get the mop and bucket behind them

Esperanza social worker
The warriors, the chickens and one of the Hill, get together to take Kiko to the nearest CRIT to be scanned. Dr Carbonell's prognosis is good, so I can almost see him walking in time for Esperanzas wedding and being her flower boy. Outside they all pray virgencita de los chícharos for him. Question time and Erasmo feels guilty because he thinks he caused Kiko the accident that put him in the wheelchair, and is too soon and too painful to talk about it.

17 are the new 27
Patolucas, instead of returning to school now that she is legally part of the educational system, goes bungeejumping with the love of her life. This is a job for Superclingy! I was just waiting for a spiderman style kiss midair to turn the tv off. Thankfully, they didn't jump together.

Sweet niblets!
To make matters worse, one of Pedro's testes finally dropped, he has watched too much of Krista and Erasmo kissing or he is not praying! Hopefully he will still reproduce. 

Ernesto is in for a surprise when he hears Ricardo's voice: you have a lot of 'splainin' to do! Then he confronted him about the private eye he hired to follow him. 

Fiú, dipsy Liviana went missing for the whole episode! Maybe she is spending theweekend in a botox party.

In the avances Ernesto says that ''once the dog is dead, there's no more rabies'' Maybe he is planning on killing Richerd?

Note:
Dear Carayitas, if you want to practice your spanish and can not wait for Kracy's lesson, I wrote something about Sueño de amor in my blog. Feel free to visit. Thanks

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Comments:
Hi, I finally got it. Now the only thing I would like to know is how to split it so only a fragment shows up in the main page and the rest after you click the link at he bottom. Thanks!
 

Pablo, go into "edit" mode and you will see an icon of a torn page. Mouse onto it and it will show "jump break." Put the cursor in the spot where you want to break the page, click on that icon, and then Save.
 

Pablo, thank you for your very complete and entertaining read and link to your blog. Good guess at where Viviana is!

I so agree that Esperanza needs to let Ernesto do right by Pato his daughter and pay her tuition and stop being annoying. It is the least he can do.

Mario should stop crying already and do right by his daughter Kristel and tell Silvana off. He also is annoying. The only good thing he did was promote Erasmo.

So, is Pámela La Sombra's daughter? Looks like she just might be a bratty little girl ignored by her parents.

Should be fun times ahead with Félix, Tracy and Silvana monitoring every move by Esperanza and Ricardo.
 

O/T Your blog: Wow! What a treasure trove! You are quite the cinéfilo and the only other person I know who saw "Krampus"!!!!
 

J: I am afraid I am very curious...

UA: Thanks, let me try that.
 

Pablo, you hit it out of the park!

My favorites included "Sorry, then he continues his uninteresting blabber, with his ''you are the love of my life, you are my dream love! Bla-bla-bla''", "If they get married, will he be able to afford her hair coloring?" and "when a man cries and is not chopping onions, is because something is very very wrong" were among my favorites.

While many women are abused (emotionally and /or physically), men have also been victims. Jarifa, while at first I shook my head in dismay at Mario's tears, I then thought that he was reacting like someone who had been verbally assaulted. I know he loves his daughter but why hasn't he come to her aid? I'm no expert so I don't know if it's cowardice or paralyzing fear.

Ricardo was a good sport about the mop wig. I thought I saw the actor cringe for a split second but he was a good sport and tried to do the best with it. Actors are just like the rest of us - we all have to do things we are not fond of, but we soldier on nevertheless.

Loved the group hug of Erasmo and the kids. He looked so handsome last night.

I'm not sure how Espe and Ricardo will get any alone time, but it will be fun to watch.

Peace today, Good Friday and a joyous Easter to all...

Diana
 

Diana, you are probably right about Mario being emotionally abused. It was just so pathetic with him telling Kristel she could always count on him and she telling him she had two strong men (Erasmo and Pedro) whom she could depend on.

Happy Easter to you, too!
 

Thank you for the entertaining ride through yesterday's (non)events, Pablo. You enhanced the experience a thousand fold. Thanks for sharing your blog with us. And congrats on your first post. I too had a problem with that page break thingy. Cheers, UA for jumping to the rescue.

-- Jarifa: I agree about letting Ernesto shoulder some of the financial responsibility for Pato's education and maintenance, especially since he contributed nothing for over 17 years. Then again, I see where Esperanza is coming from. She is a strong, proud, warrior mom and I'm not being sarcastic, she really is my favorite character in this show and I'm loving Betty Monroe in this role. So pretty, charming and energetic! I can't believe all the flack she got at the beginning for not being "famous enough" or "attractive enough" to be paired with Cris de la Fuente.

-- Diana: Great observation about Mario being an abused husband. Issues of domestic abuse tend to be overlooked or minimized when men are the victims.

I also liked the scene in the utility closet. That mop wig moment was funny. I wonder if it was unscripted. Ric is swoon-worthy! If only he would hurry up and regularize his situation with Kracy. I just can't root for him while Wife n°1 is still living in his house.

And yes, Erasmo is oh-so-fetching! I just hope they paired him with someone other than Kristel. I'm not feeling the chemistry there.

Have a peaceful and joyous Easter, Patio Pals! Love and light to all! :)
 

This is fantastic Pablo. Thanks bunches.

"I wouldn't trust Ricardo with a plastic butter knife"

Uh, did I miss Ricky offering an explanation for dropping off the edge of the world for 20 years? Has Esperanza forgotten Ricky didn't call for 7300 days?

 

Or I wouldn't trust him boiling water, because he could burn it, we say.

They are keeping some stuff from us. Ricardo allegedly told Pedro off screen and we didn't see it. But I am sure Pedro hasn't told Espe because she still keeps saying that she wants to know. AND SO DO WE!!!
 

Tofie, great "7300" days. LOL
 

Excellent recap, Pablo. Thanks so much.

I agree with you about not trusting Ric with a plastic butter knife or to boil water. I think maybe the (possibly unintentional) theme of the show will be that it doesn't matter if you're fairly stupid and inept and do the wrong thing a lot of the time; if you keep trying things will eventually work out. Or something like that. Because Ric screws up a lot of things. He bonds with his children by telling them things that are WAY above their pay grade and just terrify them, he uses readily identifiable trained officer tactics when he's supposed to be undercover, he lets the situation with Kracy drag on and on instead of getting her out of his house.

Just how is Principal Crazyeyes running that school anyway? She hires Kracy, who presumably has no teaching degree or experience, and also doesn't she need a work visa? She's supposedly not Mexican, and immigrated on a last-second whim with her husband, which is easy enough to just live there awhile with a rubber-stamp tourist visa, but don't you have to apply for working status? She probably made her own documents with some FakeIDsRUs web site. Why would people pay a ton of money to send their kids to this ragtag school? I guess they do have their own towels with the school crest embroidered; that is quite a draw.
 

Pablo, great job, thank you very much. I also enjoyed the brief commentary on your blog, you're equally funny in English and Spanish.
I agree that Ernie should pay Pato's tuition from now on, so she doesn't have to worry about school so much and can spend more time with Luca.

Julia, we're not supposed to look at the logistical details; the Alegria's moved in a single day and Ric&kids had their uniforms ready before we could say Bienvenidos a Mexico. How did they get transferred from their US school so fast? How long before Kracy shows up wearing the same ugly uniform? When will Felix decide to make everyone wear what he's wearing?


 

I agree Ernesto should pay Pato's tuition. Espe's had both the work AND the expense of raising her for her entire life so far and he had an equal responsibility for her existence, so he should contribute. I think a lot of the reason a mother may refuse child support is that if they take the money, the father may think he's more entitled to have a say in the kid's life, but Pato is nearly an adult; she won't be under the authority of her parents much longer anyway and she's strong-minded enough to stand up to Ernesto. Plus, Ernesto is actively trying to woo Esperanza back, so Espe has all the bargaining power here; Ernesto probably won't try to strongarm them with the money since that would piss Espe off. You know, until she actually openly dates or gets engaged to Ric and Ernie blows a gasket.

I think it would be awesome if all the students and staff dressed like Felix. That would be a hoot. Even better is if he could change the musturd uniforms across the street to something snappy and dandyish.

I still don't understand why Espe needs to build her own school. Those poor kids from the groundbreaking or whatever don't go to school at all? Not even the government school of Musturd?
 

I see building her own school as the fulfillment of a personal and professional dream for Esperanza. It is one of her goals. If she has her own school she can run it as she sees fit to best meet the needs of the students which often does not happen be the school public or private but especially public.
 

Pablo V --- Thank you for the snarky recap!!! It is a hoot.

Patio peeps, I'm confused. This is most likely due to the fact that I multi-task while watching (and I use that term loosely) this telenovela and have also missed a few episodes. Is Ernesto the father of Pato? Is he the father of Luca? Are Pato and Luca "a couple"? These are my burning questions. TIA, y'all. The rest is fairly easy for me to figure out.
 

I can see why she'd want to, but I don't really understand how it would work. It costs money to keep a school running. If she were running her own school, she wouldn't have time to work at the other schools, so where is her income coming from? What about other staff? Her potential students didn't look like they could pay a lot of tuition. If it's her own school and not a government school, would she get any government money to run it? But not have to do what they say? Seems unlikely. Private donations from philanthropists? Replicate herself and keep the other three jobs at the same time?
 

Doris: Yes, Ernesto is Pato's father, but she only recently met him. Luca has been raised as his son, but is not actually his biological child (mama had an affair). They are SUPER IN LUUUUUUV and stepsiblings. Yes. That is how it is.
 

Doris, Ernesto is Pato's father. Ernesto is Luca's step father not his father and Viviana, Ernesto's wife, is Luca's mother. Btw, Luca also gave Ernesto one of his kidneys when he needed it. Pato and Luca are a couple and are not blood related.

Julia, accumulating the capital to get the school off the ground would be a mammoth project. But, hey, in telenovelalandia miracles happen all the time. :)
 

Julia and Jarifa - Thank you!!!!! Step son Luca makes sense to me now. I was concerned about the "i" word and knew there had to be an explanation.
 

They did give us the incest scare for a moment but clarificad the relationship very quickly.
 

MEMO: To the Patio

HAPPY EASTER
 

Thank you. Happy Easter to you, too, Emeraldrose.
 

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