Saturday, April 30, 2016

Sueño de Amor (SdA) #38. Friday April 29, 2016. You Make Me Solve Clues But Don't Show Me The Bling? Worst Non-Proposal Ever!

At a glance

-- Tricky Ricky makes Peppy Espy work hard for a proposal that never happened.
-- Kracy and Anastasia get to know each other over copious amounts of tequila.
-- Erasmo ditches Kristel, this TN's Princess Confundida, over her smooch with Pedro.

A closer look 

Esperanza receives a dress box with a first clue that asks: “What is square-shaped and has a combination?”. Paper! Snow! A ghost! No, it's the stupid love vault. Is this another one of Osorio’s protracted and exhausting marriage proposals with clues? Oh, how original! 

Randomly diced pieces of film are thrown our way, without regard for coherence. Salma thinks she is nauseous because she is riding the bus and mocks Kristel for selling her car to help their father. Felicia breaks up with Mario. Ricardo asks his kids’ permission to have a dinner date with Esperanza. Kracy and Ernesto have a very vocal session of desk-boinking that scandalizes Anastasia, who can hear their carnal howls from the hall. 

Luca formally accuses Vicente of sending him a dead rat. A pair of detectives made the trip to the constructora just to take his statement. No wonder La Sombra is running amok. Law enforcement is busy investigating pranks. 

Back at Casa Guerrero, Pato and Pedro ooh and aah: They think Esperanza looks stunning (guapérrima)! A little too prom night-ish, if you ask me, but I’m not the Fashion Police to be writing tickets. I still wear white sneakers with my jeans, à la Jerry Seinfeld. Pato and Pedro give their spiffed up Mami a second envelope with clue number 2: “It has rubber (hule) feet and it’s waiting for you outside”. Paper! Snow! A ghost! No, it’s a hired limo. Esperanza is feeling nervous. Pedro thinks that she feels this way because she knows what’s happening tonight. 

Esperanza is teleported to the location of her hot dinner date: A table by an unidentified  body of water, candles, flowers, bubbly. The usual. Ricardo shows up and Esperanza’s jaw hits the floor. He is wearing his Marines gala uniform. To a proposal? Again, not trying to be the Fashion Police or the Proposal Police, so moving on. The lovebirds are nervous. The stupid love vault made it to the date as well. Pato and Pedro are their waiters for the night. Isn’t Ricardo a cheapskate? 

Kristel goes to see Erasmo. The Gallos are ready to lynch her: The jig is up; they know she kissed Pedro. She confesses that kissing another man and thoroughly enjoying it makes her suffer bunches, poor thing. The Gallos don’t fall for the muñequita’s victim act and invite her to please kindly pi$$ off. Wow, tough crowd! 

After mating, Kracy urges Ernesto to do something more conclusive (contundente) to separate Ricardo from Esperanza, or else she’ll do things her way. Ernesto does not like her insinuations and warns her, once again, that if she harms Esperanza, he will kill her dead! Anastasia intercepts Kracy outside Ernesto’s office and wants to know who she is. They agree to have dinner and get to know each other. They say goodbye to Arleth, who believes these two are the embodiment of the saying “birds of a feather flock together” (Dios las hace y ellas se juntan). 

More people are interrupting the romantic date. Luca thinks that he and Ricardo are lucky dogs (unos suertudos) for landing the most beautiful women on earth: the Guerrero women. They may be beautiful but they are not particularly smart because it takes Esperanza forever to realize that a date corresponding to the clues “Freedom” and “Liberation” is, in fact, the date when Ricardo finalized his divorce. The stupid love vault can finally be opened. It has a commemorative coin engraved with the date when Ricardo left for the US, as well as a cassette tape where the two of them recorded vows of eternal love 20 years earlier. They were a pair of corny cornballs, just like Pato and Luca are. Ricardo wonders why Esperanza always seems afraid to kiss him. She’s out of practice. It’s been a 17-year stretch of no kissing. He promises to help her practice. 

Anastasia and Tracy are getting drunk and getting to know each other. Anastasia reveals that she is the product of an affair between the boss man and a servant girl. Kracy figures that’s why Anastasia got involved with Ernesto when she says she loves Luca: Daddy issues! Anastasia’s dad didn’t recognize her but he left her some money, money that she has already burnt. 

At Margarita’s place, jilted Kristel is sniveling about Erasmo and Silvana is basking in schadenfreude. According to her, Kristel earned her suffering for going out with a nasty character (tipejo) from a lower class. Those people have no values. Kristel screams that she hates her mother and gets a sonorous slap in return. Margarita warns Silvana that she will not allow her to lay a hand on her granddaughter ever again. She even threatens to have her forcibly evicted from her house, with a court order if necessary. 

Esperanza and Ricardo are dancing to the faint sound of a mariachi version of their song, “Mi Verdad”. This scene needs a proper mariachi band and Si Nos Dejan. No need for vaults and clues. Just give me mariachi and “Si Nos Dejan” and I’ll totally say yes to anything! Or you can play me Amémonos, if you prefer an extra emotional yes; I usually start bawling in the seventh couplet. Anyhoos, back to the show. It’s been 20 years that Ricardo hasn’t felt his lady love this close to him. He’s grateful to life that their paths crossed again. She is so good to his kids. She has been so patient with him. You bet your sweet muscly pompis she has! 20 years! You are my joy/alegría. You are my hope/esperanza. I love you. I love you too. I’ve loved you always. Yeah yeah yeah, let’s get on with the program, shall we? Shut up and kiss her, then ask her to marry you! I don’t have all night! Finally, they lock lips. I defo spotted a little tongue slippage there! Ooooh Cristián, you cheeky devil you! I give the smooch a 7. The Russian judge is less generous: only a 4 was raised. 

At Casa De la Colina, Ernesto tells Mario that slandering Ricardo will help Ernesto reunite with Esperanza. I fail to see the causality but whatever you say, bubba. 

Back at the encounter of spite, scorned love and fake blondness, Kracy tells Anastasia that she won’t rest until she sees Esperanza away from Ricardo or better yet, until she sees her dead!

Outside Casa Guerrero, Pato’s estalkerrr is estalkin'. He wonders what Luca has that he doesn’t. Well, for starters, he has the common sense not to stalk underage highschool girls and he never mails dead rodents to people. Inside, Luca reassures Pato that he alerted the police. He vows to protect her from the harmless goof who was transformed into a dangerous estalkerrr practically overnight. 

Kristel phones Pedro to reproach him for the kiss to which she corresponded and for destroying her life as well as Erasmo’s. Here, niña, have a coke and a smile and shut the heck up.  

Nacho is back with his friends. Begoña doesn't love him. Choi (Puerquirio) offers him a little snack (botanita) and a suffocating hug. Adán is skeptical: “How long will it take before you go back crawling to your wife and you leave us hanging (chiflando en la loma) again?

Esperanza and Ricardo are eating dessert and decorating each other’s faces with meringue. That cake looks good. I’m hungry and this fool hasn’t proposed yet. “Remember when you said you didn’t love me?” Remember when you were supposed to propose? Ugh! I’m off to scour the fridge for a botanita

At Casa De la Colina, Ernesto warns Mario to be discreet. He’ll give him plenty of money so he can move out of his mother-in-law’s house. On his way out, Mario bumps into Viviana and they take a tumble over the armchair and crash to the floor. Stooge #4 loses his tooth. Again. Mario and Viviana get flirty and giggly until Ernesto interrupts. He orders Mario to clean up the spilled beverage (that Viviana was carrying when she bumped into him in the most unnatural way). Viviana objects to the way Ernesto is treating Mario. She is happy to be divorcing his mean behind. He leaves and she helps Mario clean. They commiserate over their horrible soon-to-be ex-spouses. 

Kracy is back home. She overhears Shira talking to Max/La Sombra. Who is Max?”, asks Kracy. Shira pretends it’s her neighbor. The negligent mother berates the nanny for her negligence then goes to bed to sleep off the alcohol she downed at dinner. 

Esperanza and Ricardo are in the limo, heading back home from their date. He never even proposed! Fool! He just made her work really hard, solving clues and whatnot to earn a meal served by her own children! Anyway, Esperanza tells him that she got a bad vibe from Shira, the nanny. Ricardo is glad that her children accepted him and he is honored that Esperanza loves him back. Their limo pulls up outside the building just as Vicente is trying to pick the lock to enter Esperanza’s house. He knows Pato is home alone because he saw Luca leave. Outside, Esperanza promises Ricardo to compensate him for all the I love you’s she didn’t tell him. 

Aranza is at the antro and she asks Pedro to take her back. Here is a thought: why don’t Aranza and Vicente get together? They could stalk one another, obsess over each other and exchange macabre gifts. I'm just trying to spread the love, that’s all. Erasmo arrives and is ready to punch Pedro’s face clear off his face! 

P.S. That annoying banda song is the new ending credits. The TN Gods are spoiling me with this show; it’s just one thing after the other! Is it because I made fun of the PatoLuca song in my previous recap? I'm really sorry! Can we have that one back, please? Actually, I’m also mentioning this because, in the videoclip, El Chapo, a.k.a Jerónimo, is serenading the statue of La Virgen de la Paz and his love interest is Anastasia. Hmmm...

A quote from the capítulo  

“Ya sabes que cuento con tu discreción. [...] Confío que serás una tumba, si no quieres terminar en la tumba”.* 

* Ernesto has a private eye and easy access to hired goons but he resorts to mousy Mario, an architect by profession, to play dirty tricks on Ricardo: “You know that I count on your discretion. [...] I trust that you will be as silent as the grave, if you don’t want to finish in one”. 

Your viewing vocabulario
(these definitions are context-specific, unless otherwise indicated)  

guapérrimo(a) = gorgeous, stunning.
hule = rubber.
contundente = conclusive.
Dios los (las) hace y ellos (ellas) se juntan = also “Dios los (las) cría y ellos (ellas) se juntan”. Lit. “God makes them (creates them) and they get together”, i.e. birds of a feather flock together.
suertudo(a) = a lucky person.
tipejo(a) = a nasty character.
botana = a snack.
dejar a alguien chiflando en la loma = Lit. “To leave someone whistling in the hill”, i.e. to leave someone hanging.

Thank you for the pleasure of your company. Please join us again for the next capítulo. We’ll be saving you a seat!

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Comments:
Hello Patio Pals! Sorry this is later than usual and more disjointed than usual. My viewing got interrupted several times and my head was still in the Pasión y Poder universe.

Was it just me or was that dinner boring? After seeing PyP's Franco crawling over a boardroom table, throwing water bottles at people and trying to get to his father to, no doubt strangle him, before getting punched by his half-brother, I kept imagining Kracy crashing that romantic dinner and yelling Nooooo! in slow motion! I fantasized that she would land on that table, flatten the cake, grab Esperanza by the hair and throw Ricardo in that unidentified body of water! That would have definitely spiced up things! I don't want cute anymore! I want ratchet mess! :D

Oh, and I'm so over that annoying llorona from the snivelling acting school of Victoria "The Crier" Ruffo. Awful actress with an awful-er storyline! ¡Ay, Diosito santo! Not another Princess Confundida! Kristel had better cut that crapola out and fast! I just went through several months of PyP’s Julia being confundida about everything, down to her choice of breakfast cereal. I can't deal with this here too! I don't have my sexy beast Eladio to keep me hooked to the messiness of an indecisive proTontanista!

Enjoy the recap and the discussion! Thank you for stopping by! :)

 

For those who didn't watch PyP and who can't visualize what I'm talking about, here is the scene in question: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Aee7iFGCfw Just a little background: Franco (Oh you'll know who he is!) embezzles money from his father's company and buys up actions under made-up company names to stage a hostile takeover. He becomes the owner of the company for exactly 24 hours before his family and scorned wife thwart his plans and have him fired. The guy goes bonkers. Ratchet drama and hilarity ensures! :D
 

Thanks, Nandicta, for your very entertaining recap. What fun! Best idea: Vicente and Ara teaming up. Funniest: "Pato's estalkerrr is estalkin' ". What fun! The "romantic" dinner not so much. PyP must have been !

Vicente achieved a whole new level of crazy (he is up there already having tried to punch Pato out) trying to break into her house.

Tracy and Anastasia were perfect together. They should team up and do something illegal like being grifters.

At least Tracy was alert enough to ask who "Max" was overhearing Shira on the phone.

I felt sorry for Kristel having to face the whole Gallo clan and not being able to talk to Erasmo alone. Too much togetherness for me. Glad she called Pedro to make him suffer along with her.

Pato should have been down at the local police station herself filing a complaint on Vicente not depending on Luca to do it.

Enough fiddling around, it is time for Margarita to call the cops and gave Silvana forcibly removed.


 

Thank you Nandicta. Poking my head in and read ya'lls recaps though I just cannot get in a grove with this show.

"He just made her work really hard, solving clues and whatnot to earn a meal served by her own children!"

In my top ten things that make me spit fire and my beautiful brown eyes pop out of socket is watching a woman with no self worth starving for machoman crumbs. I don't know what makes me more angry. The woman unaware of her humiliation or the machoman secure in his right to be a penishead.

Kristel is throwing a pity party and I hope no one shows.

 

Nandicta, clever, well written and extremely funny! Vocabulary was stellar as always.

"Kracy and Ernesto have a very vocal session of desk-boinking that scandalizes Anastasia, who can hear their carnal howls from the hall) (Not much “rattles” Anastasia, does it? Sorry, couldn’t help myself); "I defo spotted a little tongue slippage there! Ooooh Cristián, you cheeky devil you!", "Back at the encounter of spite, scorned love and fake blondness" and "The negligent mother berates the nanny for her negligence" were all fantastic.

Yes Nandicta, I was bored by the fantasy dinner. I have to say Ricky looked very handsome in his uniform and thought it was a nice touch. tofie, it wasn't romantic at all, was it? It was ruined for me by the appearance of that "stupid love vault". Sigh. And Espe's physical motions were awkward, doing a very strange hop/skip at one point. Please don't ruin this character writers!

Jarifa, I am not a Kristel fan but agree that she should have been able to speak with Erasmo alone. Kiko looked as though he might have a little pity for her but his sister was fiery and unforgiving. Kristel needs to make up her mind between the boy and the man. Yup, that's a tough choice. Not.

I also agreed with your "Tracy and Anastasia were perfect together. They should team up and do something illegal like being grifters". I thought their conversation was more intriguing than most other scenes last night.

Espe hasn't lost her intuition feeling something is up with the nanny. Although, does anyone else think it may be fueled by jealousy somewhat? She was obviously very comfortable (and affectionate) with the children and Espe did not like that!

I like the idea of Vivi and Mario, but perhaps as good friends...

Nandicta, I so enjoyed your mentioning Franco's (from PyP) "table crawl". Jennifer Beals' table pawing dance audition in Flashdance had nothing on him did it?

This was great!

Diana






 

Diana, interesting comment about jealousy coming into play with Esperanza and the kids. Sure seems to be a part of that picture. I would love for Mario to end up with Viviana with him out of the construction company living on Ernesto's dime through her divorce settlement.
 

I hated the in my face product placement but what else can I expect from Osorio, right? I should be used to it, anyway, I just don't understand why Esperanza is working at a school and not in a Subway Restaurant making sandwiches, like those people from Avon, La costeña or Nescafé.

OK, so Estrella has no tolerance for Kristel but she herself can forgive and forgive and forgive Adrián every time he messes up?

I wish I could verify if those four medals Tricky was wearing are real and if he had the cassette tape when he served in Irak or Afganistán. I am so glad that tape survided the crossing of the desert, the prison time, the war and the training at Quantico without getting melt or sticky or magnetized, LOL!!

Thanks for the recap, way better than the actual episode.
 

Funny but Ricardo still has not fully accounted for all of the twenty years he was AWOL from Esperanza. Still waiting. . . .
 

"OK, so Estrella has no tolerance for Kristel but she herself can forgive and forgive and forgive Adrián every time he messes up?" You are so right Pablo! While I appreciated her looking out for Erasmo, she was a little too unforgiving for my taste. And it didn't occur to me that the pot was calling the kettle...as you stated perfectly.

Jarifa, do you think the 20 year absence explanation will be revealed in the finale? ;)

Diana
 

Maybe, if ever. : (
 

Hellooow Amigooowz! Hope you're enjoying your Sunday. Many thanks for your kind words and witty comments, you are the only thing that makes watching this train wreck bearable. I read that Marco Méndez, Agustín/Auggie/Cookie/Sexy Panda from PyP has joined the cast of SdA. At this rate, "Sueño de Amor" will be renamed "Pesadilla (nightmare) de Amor". Instead of fixing the entangled mess of half-plots and incoherences going in every which way, Osorio is adding more characters and more half-cooked plots. I can't remember if it was Julia or Pablo who said this, but it seems like Osorio is trying to throw every single possible plot and PSA into SdA. He's dumping everything that crosses his shallow brain on the viewers: "Here! Rummage through this and see if you can find something to your liking!"

--Jarifa: Tracy and Anastasia would be perfect to wreak havoc if we actually cared about the lives in which they will be wreaking havoc. PatoLuca and EspeRic are being deliberately ruined by the abysmal writing.

And you're absolutely right, both Pato and Margarita should call the police. Freaking out and shaking one's fist in the air is no longer enough at this point.

-- Tofie: "(...) watching a woman with no self worth starving for machoman crumbs" is precisely the thing that annoyed me about that half-arsed non-proposal date. You'd think that after waiting for Tricky Ricky's dodgy lying behind for 20 years, accepting his lame excuses for abandoning her, babysitting his kids for free, putting up with his ex-wife's humiliations and going through a cancer scare, the least he could do is offer her a decent blinger and asks her to marry him. Hasn't he told everyone and their mother that he loved Esperanza all his life and that he can't wait to be with her? What the heck is he waiting for? Another 20-year-long accidental or forced disappearance?

 

-- Diana: I completely agree with you and Jarifa, the little rooster kids had no business being there during that grown-up conversation and they had no right to speak to Kristel that way. I can't stand that sniveling Barbie but ganging up on her like that was uncool. "Kristel needs to make up her mind between the boy and the man. Yup, that's a tough choice. Not." And this is another one of the many many many reasons I can't stand this character or the "actress" playing her. She's pretty but, for an actress, pretty doesn't cut it if you can't act your way out of a box of cereal.

As for Espe, I'm afraid that the writers are dumbing her down more and more, with every passing episode. Her intuition about Shira did seem to be fueled by jealousy because Esperanza didn't spend more than 30 seconds with that gal to be able to sense anything about her. All she saw was an attractive young nanny who had an excellent rapport with Ricardo's kids and spent an awful lot of time at Ricardo's house.

I'm afraid the reason for Ricardo's absence has been explained and accepted by Esperanza. The lame revelation was sealed with that uncomfortable and cruel conversation where Pedro was expected to apologize because his deceased father lied to Rico Suave thus crushing EspeRic's Dream of Love.

Thanks for mentioning Jennifer Beals' table audition. It inspired a hilarious mental image of Danilo Carrera (PyP's Franco) rehearsing that dance routine for his castmates!

-- Pablo: You raised a very interesting question about Estrella's readiness to scratch Kristel's eyes out for a kiss when she is always in the best disposition to forgive her own cheating boyfriend. The answer is very simple: Estrella is a doormat. A very pretty doormat but a doormat nonetheless!

Tricky Ricky's medals looked fake to me. Even the uniform didn't seem like a genuine one. It didn't fit the actor properly; it's as if it had been tailored in haste. That cassette accompanying him everywhere bit is clearly a fib. I bet the tape was forgotten at the bottom of some drawer at his parents' house in Mexico for the past 20 years! By the way, do we know whether he has family in Mexico still? Didn't he cross the border to help his father and family out?


 

I haven't heard anything about no Ricardo's relatives, but I think he decided to cross the river for Esperanza, not for his parents. At this point, who cares why the chicken crossed the road, right?

Osorio is justifying the Marjorie switcheroo saying that now that Esperanza and Ricardo had found each other after 20 years and are very in love, the story need a triangle to spice things up. Yeah right! If he is adding more ad more characters that were not there in the original idea/or script, is not because the story needs them, is because he needs to improve the rating. OK. Let's say we believe that Marjorie is showing up and Ricardo will doubt if the ''love of his life'' that he waited 20 years to be reunited with is still strong? Really?

How can a man who has spent 20 years dreaming of love with the woman of his life can suddenly doubt when another woman shows up? And who is Marco Méndez be after? Pato?

I agree with the idea that more characters won't fix anything when the story is all over (no tiene ni pies ni cabeza).

He said that this is a comedy with some thriller and a lot of action (!?) and that is meant to be enjoyed by kids, teens, adults and old people like me, but I am not interested a bit.

Every time something happen, like when Esperanza was kidnapped, I can not help but think of PEAM and say, I already saw this. It is like he was watching PEAM and thinking a way to remake it, only with all the scenes mixed up so we didn't suspect. This is like the shiny mirrors all over again. He is trying to distract us from the truly awful mess he and the other 6 writers (among them one telenovela critic and a youtuber) are sticking their spoon in. If its hard to write something good, imagine when ''todo mundo mete su cuchara''.

El que mucho abarca poco aprieta...
 

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