Thursday, June 02, 2016

Sueño de amor, Ep. 62 (6.2.16) Tired of love triangles? Try love squares! They have more corners!

Happy teacher's day! Next holiday is father's day!
(this episode aired two days after teacher's day in México)

''Death is not true when you have accomplished well your life's work. We are what we remember of ourselves and we will be what others remember we were''. José Martí

Hola, crapola
Whoever is editing this version is not doing a good job. Today, they started showing a couple seconds of Dr Mireya telling Adrián something about some son. Now I will never know and that was crucial for the story to move forward, who am I kidding? This thing is going nowhere! jajaja!

My secret video
We all know by now that the ''secret video'' Patanasia so much talked about for the last week, turned out to be a non explicit sex tape she recorded without Luca's consent in one of the many nights they had sex around the world, Paris, Egypt, Nicaragua, you know...

In a moment of anger, she sent it to Pato and now even Aranza is checking it out. The title: ''I know who you did last night''. Ternurita, poor Patanasia hopes this sex tape will land her a deal with a TV show like ''Al tanto con las Garnachas'', but I think is not worth even Cinemax time.
Like Pamela Anderson's, the video looks too well lit, edited and shot from different angles to be from a hidden camera. Anastasia sure knows how to show her best assets.
Here there's hidden cat, thinks Pato, Luca would never cheat on me with Adefesia, she is doing this just to annoy me, and ITS WORKING!!
Watching Anastasia dominating a submissive Luca didn't upset recently raped Aranza. I wonder what kind of therapy she's having or what's going on in that little mind of her...


Halloween in Mid-May!
Ricardo gets late to school without shaving and/or his uniform, so Félix shows him the red card, meaning that he is being expelled. Ricardo, master manipulator, makes his Puss in boots face and tells him everything that has gone wrong in his life in alphabetical order, you know... the judge not seeing him, my ex wife wants custody of my kids, I need new furniture, including Iker's death d last wish, and Félix finally let this one slip. 


Tumbas por delante, tumbas por detrás
(or let's celebrate Halloween now in case we die of cancer within 3 months)
When he finally makes it to the classroom after hugging Félix out of gratitude, the first thing he sees is a huge boy taller than him among a sea of skeletons. For some strange reason, the kids are all dressed up as if it were Halloween, and have prepared a musical dance for him. Maybe Osorio (master of the remake, reuse and recycle) didn't think this mess will last until October and had the costumes already made or rented, juárever! 

And what better way to kill some time than reusing old flashbacks? I know, let's make a poem to show them! People will never notice that we are recycling old footage if we use some music and poetry!
Then obnoxious prankster Pámela gives him the peppered apple, turning his face red and making him drink the whole 4 ounces water bottle!
Sorry for the jokis (sorry por la bromis) is this related to the holis crayoils crap?

Absense of m
alice 
Luca asks Ernesto what is Adefesia still doing in the company after he fired her?
Oh, I thought you'd never ask my little grasshopper, keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Like I do with Mario Kuri, he adds almost imperceptibly.
You need more malice, is better to keep her under watch and this is the perfect place.
I wonder if now that Luca is the CEO of the company could fire her again?

Salma and Astrid discuss abortion but don't have any money. Did somebody said wire hanger? i am sure that if they go to the market, the guy with the medicinal herbs could give them that famous tea from EHDLS that Belén ended up drinking...

Márgara vs Bárbara
(or why eat beans when you have caviar)
Bárbara's desperation due to the lack of a plan B is making her take extreme measures. Imagine how extreme it is when she settles (temporarily) for Márgara instead of Crispina Viene y se Derrama, the very famous specialist in saving schools from very difficult crisis that have low ranking and need to be improved as a teacher and pedagogue more like a supermana of education and the only one who can save this school and give it back its reputation.

A falta de pan, tortillas
(when there's no bread, tortilla will do)
Now Bárbara have a meeting with Nálgara for some strategy planning and/or work group between both schools and a secret sees the light. Guess what? Before Bárbara, there was Gárgara in Gonzalo's life. C'mon, where HAS Margarita NOT BEEN? Looks like Gonzalo likes both tamales and crepes. Even when she claims that back then she was skinny as a flute, look at her now like a water tank. That romance happened when they were both teens, so it's over now. So, if she is no longer her former self, why is Gonzalo still drooling and why are Bárbara and Félix so jealous? Well if she was a teen he was a newborn, but he broke her heart. Despite that happened during the dark ages, still today, Félix feels uncomfortable AND JEALOUS!! ¿A cómo los elotes? ¡A peso!

Tired of love triangles? Try love squares! They have more corners!
Since the polls show the level of th Palacios very low, considerably low, they have to join forces to improve it. 
Quintina brings the coffee but Márgara wants hers with refined sugar since she is no longer watching her figure (Me lo juras?). She leaves with Félix waving like a ship after discussing Cristina Vélez Valderrama, the very famous specialist in saving schools from very difficult crisis that have low ranking and need to be improved as a teacher and pedagogue more like a supermana of education and the only one who can save this school and give it back its reputation has not been found yet and they don't have a plan B just in case.
When alone, Bárbara makes a little scene claiming that Gonzalo never told her about his affair with Márgara. See next caption.

Lo que no fue en tu año
Was not meant to hurt you.
Esperanza joins Pato and Ara in the 'chisme caliente'' while Luca keeps insisting but Pato is not answering the phone. Caray! All that syrup that used to flow from her crevices has turned into gum arabic. Even when the Palacios Institute covers acres and acres of land, you can't hide, and the Alegría kids join Esperanza while Ricardo watches them from afar and then walks away sad (trombone sound please) to get Selenita a Salad and Rodriguito a granola bar.

At a generic construction site, Erasmo and Jerónimo discuss money while enjoying delicious ''tostadas de repollo'', because Erasmo sold everything he had and pawned what he didn't have to pay back the loan he didn't ask Luca for and now to make matters worse, he confesses his love for Pato! NOOO, get away from her!

Pato finally takes Lucas call and set a date to talk, dinner in my house. Peter's treat. And even when she has been very stressed by the video and the Luca no time for her issue, she finds the tim to stop at a SUBWAY and get three for her and Ricardo's kids. I hope the Caray Bingo have this ''shameless product endoresment'' card, because is not placement anymore. This is pushing it down our throats like it or not.


Telenovelas do not live on biceps alone
Iker is dead (another inept that forgot his bulletproof vest at home while on a mission) and seems like he had no family (or they live in Asia and couldn't get here on time) and his only worry was to see Ricardo happy with Esperanza, so his last words to Ricardo were that he needed to start a new life, from scratch.

Still trying to figure out who is now going to help him with his kids, because Andrés is not always available, Ricardo remembers Priscilla from Nueva Luz and finds her husband to give him a little scare. The guy has a little knife, very little, and can not fight Ricardo's huuuge biceps who survived jail, war and secret agent training and is now trying to survive heartache. Look what you made me do, smash your head against your potato chips! I swear I will kill you if you keep scaring your ex wife! I am her guardian now! 

Don't bring me flowers 'till I am dead
Suddenly, Ernesto starts bringing flowers to Esperanza, and she is not dead yet. Well, always look at the bright side of things right? As long as they're not black orchids.
He breaks the news of his semi retirement now that Luca is the new president.
Sasquash! So that's the reason he no longer have time for oozing syrup with Pato...
Arleth, probably the only character I like except when she is playing the frozen game
comes to Luca and asks him to sign some papers (3 minutes late).

Pedro cooks and Pato thinks he is flavorless, I mean the food, needs more spices and/or salt. Then she shows him the video and he pretends not to be interested. At first he didn't want to see it, but curiosity killed the cat.

Luca, who supposed to eat with Pato so they could talk, is being stuck by destiny, or in this case, the writers, the thing is that now Pato is losing all of her patience and is starting to hate everything Luca does (or not) to solve this problems. She is waiting, but after the paper signing, there are some problems in Coyoacán with permits (5 minutes late) and then there's been an accident in the construction site that only SuperLuca can fix (1 hour late give and take), then an structure fell down and he has to go lift it up (another hour), etc. Not to be poisonous but Ernesto could do that and plot and cheat and threat and so much more... maybe is not just malice what he needs, just sayin'

The last nail on the coffin
When someone knocks at the door, pato is furious knows is not Luca.
knock knock- raisin (pasa)
Is Ricardo, who knows Ernesto is here because he saw the bodyguards outside. Sometimes they guard him sometimes not. Like a lottery!
When he says that he is taking it better and decided to go away, Esperanza makes ''pucheros''.

Te aviso, te anuncio que hoy renuncio
On Iker's memory, Ricardo will start from scratch without Esperanza (?!) and says: This is the last time I bother you, thanks to the life and thanks to the academy, for all that faking in ''Nacapulco'' (that was actually probably veracruz) you deserve an Oscar!
Buu-huu! Esperanza has lost him forever, now besides her cancer, she has heartache, when is not one thing is another, last thing she needs is a dog peeing on her leg!

In Luca's defense, he did't even know that video existed, but now between his lack of time to explain and Pato's lack of patience to listen, Adefesia is scoring high!
She picks his curiosity and claims he forced her to send the video. Such contradiction. She claims to be whole woman and the web-footed student is not a worth adversary.
She thinks Patricia will never make Luca happy. Oh, nd before she forgets, she want her ''job'' back!
Before leaving, Begonia makes a harsh remark: How do you keep that hair looking so ''natural''? To what Patanasia replies offensively: Cats!

La Pata hablando de plumas
Ernesto, trying to make up for 17+  years he was absent in Esperanza's life, gives Pedro two books about architecture and offers him part time job. No can do, his only duty right now is stay beside mommy dearest. Every second count.
Pato has been stood up  (plantada), president or not president Luca will hear me! We had swear to tell always the truth and see what he did! Yeah, and what about you? 
Pedro runs to bring the Snake venom pills that either kill you or make you better taken once before every meal, and starting today, we will thank for the food saying grace.

More love shapes (triangles, squares, you name it)
Márgara and Kristel talk to Salma, who is rejecting Adriáns baby, rejecting being pregnant and rejecting everything, except drinking alcohol and surely ''doing it'' again with Adrián if she could.
Márgara said she had an encounter of the 3rd kind with Dalí, because he was jealous of Gonzalo. Between you and me, ni a cual irle. With this two you don't make a one.

Salma needs to be watched because she is looking for the means to go see a scarestorks (espantacigueñas), and she is discussing with Astrid abortion again, and  so far the best place is a clandestine clinic in Iztapalapa, where some Astrid's cousin have a membership card from how often she's been there, LOL! I made that up

Redunkulus maximus
Viviana gives Mario a donation for Esperanza's dream of love for teaching in the form of a fat check and a tie. She is happy for Esperanza's nursery, previously school but who knows in the future could become a dispensary or a hospital due to restrictions with the script, that have to be modified every day according to the Nielsen ratings.

Kiss interrupted. I lost count of how may times Mario and Viviana had tried kissing and never do. This time is Juanastasia who discovers their secret and smile to herself. I am sure she is thinkinh how to make money out of this. 
Don't hate me because I am beautiful, she says, but the truth is that it smells like sulfur!

Félix is angry for Gonzalos past with Márgara (really?)

At New Light Ricardo tells Irene and Priscilla (whose case is public) that Iker murió. Among Pichanchas, chafaldranas y espiroquetas they talk again about Cristina Vélez Valderrama (whose case is private), the very famous specialist in saving schools from very difficult crisis that have low ranking and need to be improved as a teacher and pedagogue more like a firewoman of education and plan B the only one who can save this school and give it back its reputation and who uses her skills here at New Light saving girls from very difficult crisis that have to recover their confidence in men and people in general, yes, like a firewoman of coloring books therapy and drinking kool-aid who is now helping Sandra, even when her case is a private one too (for now).

Indecent proposal
Early in the morning, after Erasmo is gone and before the little Gallos go to rehab (PT that is), are visited by Sansón, who has plans for Estrella and wants her to repay Erasmo's debt with her ''bodymatic'' card. The truth is that he wants to sell it to a person who traffic with girls. Please, someone tell Sansón about Virgen de la Paz, he is looking for one. Being a virgin will make Estrella the sensation immediately!

Last will and testament
Pato asks Ernesto if he knows Erasmo, and yes he does. He is the one who was dating Kristel and Mario tried to fire once, the one with the virgin sister and the kid in the wheelchair, right?
Esperanz'as multidimensional mind allows her to multitask, being able to stay on the last will website checking boxes and at the same time enjoying the delicious gossip.

At Neolite, Ricardo shows Irene the video from the cameras he placed without permission in Ernesto's penthouse, and wants to know if this could be used against Kracy, who I was almost singing of joy because didnt show up during the whole episode! Anyway, bugging the room for custody issues is legal only if he didn't trespass. Otherwise, another legal worker would have to verify that those kids are in fact his.

Anastasia, right after retouching her roots, goes to see Kracy who scolds Selena and almost slap her in the living room, zarandeándola (shaking her) violently just because she needs help with her homework.What will happen when she loses her ruler?
Kracy is probably very upset because she couldn't attend Harambee's funeral. Rest in peace.

Tomorrow:
Time is running out and the surgery has been scheduled in two months (take note, it will be mid July). 
OMG, this means that after the procedure Esperanza will live ONLY ONE MONTH? 
Oh, and now, who could save her if Luca is superbusy leaping tall buildings in a single bound? Tune in tomorrow, same supertime, same superchannel!

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Comments:
We had a major storm today, so before anything happens, here it is. Enjoy!
 

Pablo, YES, the Halloween-themed celebration was cringeworthy. Iker just died! I no nintendo.

I got nothin' but love for Carmelita Salinas. She had her day and even came out in sexicomedias such as Bellas de Noche. So she wasn't a fichera, pero sí tenía su pegue. :)

Okay, I got the feels seeing Viviana and Mario. I like seeing the development of "second time around" love storylines of adults in novelas. I get bored with the young love stories. I'm talking to you Pato-Luca story writers!!!

Ernesto setting the table? Yeah, I know he's a bad guy, but it worked on me, too. But isn't that reality? We are impressed with supposedly thoughtful gestures by people who ultimately have bad intentions. He does get a "like" from me for the Ramírez Vázquez book.

I'm not going to lie. I liked seeing Ricardo's arms when he was in that black t-shirt.

I'd like to include this open letter.

Dear Cristián de la Fuente,

I'd like to thank you for you dedication to working out and developing those bulging biceps of yours. I say mission accomplished: I'm swooning.

Cariñosamente,
Kinomathematika
 

Thanks, Pablo, for posting this most interesting interpretive recap ASAP! The weather has been something else this week.

It did look like Tracy slapped Serena into the next room. There also was a slapper in PEAM.

What was Ricardo doing with Iker's ashes? Baxter told him that Iker's family lived in South America. Would they not have sent the ashes to them? Did Ricardo abscond with them? Weird.

Rant: Erasmo just becomes less attractive and more selfish all the time. Let me get this straight . . . He feels guilty for Kiko becoming crippled so he borrows money from the local loony loan shark Sansón for Kiko's surgery because his PRIDE will not allow him to accept money from Luca. By doing so, he has placed himself (the sole support of his younger siblings) and them in danger. While he still can get money from Luca, he insists on maintaining his precarious position because of his PRIDE even though Estrella has been threatened with being pimped out by Sansón as repayment. Erasmo is sure looking self centered and selfish at this point. If something happens to Estrella, will he feel guilty when all of this could have been avoided if he did not think of himself and how he felt first, second, third, etc. and by putting his siblings first?

It was funny with Margarita having been some sort of femme fatale in her youth and having had a fling with Gonzalo pre Bárbara.

Ricardo can maybe be recast in a revival of that old tv show "The Equalizer" after his threatening the abuser.

Will Salma be able to get an illegal abortion ? Even if she had her parents' consent, how far along is she anyway? A legal abortion has to happen in the first 12 weeks. Will she get trapped into having to carry the baby to term?

I am liking Begoña and Arleth.

I would guess that Ernesto will offer to pay $$$ for Esperanza's surgery to be moved up.
 

Thanks, Pablo! I appreciate how you give Ms. Our Only Hope her full name and expansive title every time you mention her; it's only the respect she deserves. Though as you can see, I am far too lazy for such worship. No pedagogical salvation for me!

Also, I hope you're doing okay in the storms. Did you say once that you live in Texas? I've seen pictures of the awful flooding in parts of Texas the last few days; I hope you're high and dry. Or at least dry.

Okay, here's the thing I don't get about insecure macho/impoverished "pride" (well, ONE of the things...): how does doing something incredibly stupid help one to maintain one's pride? Wouldn't you be, like, embarrassed to have given yourself and your family much more trouble than necessary? Wouldn't you feel prouder if you'd done the smart thing and made wise use of the resources available to you and gotten a loan from a less thuggish source? Believe me, macho proudsters, the people who have the status you so keenly lack would not hesitate to make use of the better resources freely offered to them! That's how they get to be in better circumstances!

It also totally bugs me when poor characters in telenovelas are "too proud" to accept more money than whatever pittance they were getting before FOR THE WORK THEY ARE DOING because they seem to feel it's charity or something to make an actually decent wage. You're WORKING. RESPECT YOURSELF AND YOUR TIME AND YOUR EFFORTS AND TAKE THE BEST COMPENSATION YOU CAN GET. Sheesh.

Have the three stooges died in the desert trying to cross the border yet?
 

Jajaja! I am gugessing that if the stooges survived the minute men, they could be in jail waiting to marry three gringas locas!

Thanks for your concern. The heavy rains have flooded instantly many areas here, but I live in a manufactured (mobile) home and you know how high those are, so my fear is never the floods, but strong winds, tornadoes and such. Thanks to la virgen de la paz, here where I live, everything is fine, no power outages or anything...

According CVV, someone said that it was very tiresome to keep hearing her full name all the time, so I went a step further mentioning her full reason to be here every time I mention her. I know is not funny, but, what is, right? It's just another pebble in the shoe.
 

I thought it was funny! Especially when the grandiosity got even longer!
 

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