Saturday, March 25, 2017
Vino el Amor, Friday Mar 24, 2017 SPECIAL: The Sonoma Yello Pages
No episode tonight due to fútbol, but that doesn't mean we have to take the weekend off from the vino madness. I took a look through the Sonoma Yellow Pages, and here is what I found:
Bodega de Los Angeles
Wine & Drama since 1992
(555) KL5-AMOR
The Swingin' Sheriff
Specializing in Custom Deportations
also offering
Tasteful Exotic Dancing for All Occasions
(555) KL5-CUTY
Lilian Smith's School of Charm
Training in the Social Graces
(555) BEY-OTCH
Mark's Imports & Exports
Fresh Produce and Much Much More
Wife Beatings by Appointment
(555) KL5-DBAG
Marta's Mexican Restaurant
Real Mexican food without all that cheese
Marta's Mexican Roastaurant
Great food one night
But you'll have
Indigestion for twenty years.
1-800-ROL-AIDS
SiezHer's Sports Rehab
Horns and corns removed
Medicaid Accepted
Se Hablamouse Espanishol
Anderson Psychiatric
Free initial consult
Contact : Inmate #137724
"Draw Me!"
For aspiring artists with marginal talent
Seeking quick rise to fame with minimal effort
Call 1-666-Soulless
Dave's House of Vests
Offering vests for every occasion
(555) YES-VEST
Sonia's Shop Of Sexy Romance Novels
Suggestions for your Reading Pleasure
Call 575-lion cub
Erica's Sofas R Us
Come see our selection of gently used furniture
(555) WOW LOVE
Miguel's Fashions for Hombres
Wrist scarves in all the colors of the rainbow.
(555) BAN-DANA
Ramon's Book of Daily Meditations
Yes, you too can be
A really, really patient, longsuffering,
Understanding dude with a heart of good.
Call (555) IAM NICE..please
From Russian with love!
Why be a mole when you can be a star in Mexico?
(800) IAM-LUCKY!!!
Perla's "How to succeed being Pretty and Saucy"
I came as illegal, because I really really love diamonds and pearls
Call: (877) ONE-JUAN in a million
Dreams do come true
Marta's Comfy Clunkeria
Forget sexy spike heels, my comfy clunkers get the job done!
555-IAM-1SEXY
Sonia's Saucy Costumes
We offer a wide selection of costumes for roleplaying and cosplaying
Choose pirate, damsel in distress, tavern wench,
vineyard owner (featuring 3 vests), vineyard worker (featuring three bandanas)
(555) FUN-PLAY
Juan's OLIVES R US
We have many jars of olives and different grades of olive oil,
and who would know more about oil than an oily guy like me
(555) OIL-JUAN
Lessons on how to grow a heart
Save lives but be inconspicuous in doing so
Call Carito
911-Markedwoman
NEED A MAN?
Learn from a Professional Leech
Call Graciela!
866-KLINGON
Pesky Wife Blocking your way to romance the man you love?
Call Graciela
1-800-WE-ROCKK
Psssst--Need A Green Card?
Fernando's Hideaway
Sonoma Town Cemetery
Section C, Row 21, Lot 54
Also, Expired Work Visas, Social Security Numbers and Passports
Sorry, No Phone Calls
Incognito by Carito
Wanna disappear?
1-555-CAR-ITos…
Art by DisGrace
Everything for hotel room walls.
Call 1-800-BY-THE-NUMBERS
Vinedo Santa Barbara
"Working hard for all your drama-free booze needs."
(555) GOT-VINO
Tano's Home for Wayward Girls
We will whisper the nasty right out of your adolescents.
(555) TOP – TEEN
Dr. Evil Andersen's neighborhood CVS
(Conspiracy Villanry Sabotage)
Here to supply all your pharmaceutical needs..Real and imagined..Legal and illegal
(555) ILL-PILLS
Platonic Luuurve by Lucy
Show him you love him
without showing him (anything)
1-555-NO-NOOK (ie)
CSI Sonoma
You know there was a bad wreck
by the SkidMarks
1-555-ASS-WIPE
Boss's Daughter by Fer
Employee benefit package
You can't tell Mama about
1-555-dont-knockmeupTano
Juan's Lip Service and Law Suits
Let Juan take care of all your lip and legal needs
Chapstick, lip gloss, torts, will's, etc.
One stop shopping
(555) LIP LOCK
San Francisco Chamber of Commerce
Enjoy our trolleys, Fisherman's Wharf, and The Golden Gate Bridge
If you get lucky, you will leave more than your heart here
(555) SAN FRAN
Sonoma Sheriff Position Open
Available for Purchase
Donate NOW
- $10 (Mini jobs-littering, urinating in public, drinking beer in public-ignored)
- $100 (Traffic tickets-fixed)
- $1,000 (Illegal immigrants-allowed)
- $10,000 (Get more bang for your buck-it's better than San Francisco)
Bodega de Los Angeles
Wine & Drama since 1992
(555) KL5-AMOR
The Swingin' Sheriff
Specializing in Custom Deportations
also offering
Tasteful Exotic Dancing for All Occasions
(555) KL5-CUTY
Lilian Smith's School of Charm
Training in the Social Graces
(555) BEY-OTCH
Mark's Imports & Exports
Fresh Produce and Much Much More
Wife Beatings by Appointment
(555) KL5-DBAG
Marta's Mexican Restaurant
Real Mexican food without all that cheese
Marta's Mexican Roastaurant
Great food one night
But you'll have
Indigestion for twenty years.
1-800-ROL-AIDS
SiezHer's Sports Rehab
Horns and corns removed
Medicaid Accepted
Se Hablamouse Espanishol
Anderson Psychiatric
Free initial consult
Contact : Inmate #137724
"Draw Me!"
For aspiring artists with marginal talent
Seeking quick rise to fame with minimal effort
Call 1-666-Soulless
Dave's House of Vests
Offering vests for every occasion
(555) YES-VEST
Sonia's Shop Of Sexy Romance Novels
Suggestions for your Reading Pleasure
Call 575-lion cub
Erica's Sofas R Us
Come see our selection of gently used furniture
(555) WOW LOVE
Miguel's Fashions for Hombres
Wrist scarves in all the colors of the rainbow.
(555) BAN-DANA
Ramon's Book of Daily Meditations
Yes, you too can be
A really, really patient, longsuffering,
Understanding dude with a heart of good.
Call (555) IAM NICE..please
From Russian with love!
Why be a mole when you can be a star in Mexico?
(800) IAM-LUCKY!!!
Perla's "How to succeed being Pretty and Saucy"
I came as illegal, because I really really love diamonds and pearls
Call: (877) ONE-JUAN in a million
Dreams do come true
Marta's Comfy Clunkeria
Forget sexy spike heels, my comfy clunkers get the job done!
555-IAM-1SEXY
Sonia's Saucy Costumes
We offer a wide selection of costumes for roleplaying and cosplaying
Choose pirate, damsel in distress, tavern wench,
vineyard owner (featuring 3 vests), vineyard worker (featuring three bandanas)
(555) FUN-PLAY
Juan's OLIVES R US
We have many jars of olives and different grades of olive oil,
and who would know more about oil than an oily guy like me
(555) OIL-JUAN
Lessons on how to grow a heart
Save lives but be inconspicuous in doing so
Call Carito
911-Markedwoman
NEED A MAN?
Learn from a Professional Leech
Call Graciela!
866-KLINGON
Pesky Wife Blocking your way to romance the man you love?
Call Graciela
1-800-WE-ROCKK
Psssst--Need A Green Card?
Fernando's Hideaway
Sonoma Town Cemetery
Section C, Row 21, Lot 54
Also, Expired Work Visas, Social Security Numbers and Passports
Sorry, No Phone Calls
Incognito by Carito
Wanna disappear?
1-555-CAR-ITos…
Art by DisGrace
Everything for hotel room walls.
Call 1-800-BY-THE-NUMBERS
Vinedo Santa Barbara
"Working hard for all your drama-free booze needs."
(555) GOT-VINO
Tano's Home for Wayward Girls
We will whisper the nasty right out of your adolescents.
(555) TOP – TEEN
Dr. Evil Andersen's neighborhood CVS
(Conspiracy Villanry Sabotage)
Here to supply all your pharmaceutical needs..Real and imagined..Legal and illegal
(555) ILL-PILLS
Platonic Luuurve by Lucy
Show him you love him
without showing him (anything)
1-555-NO-NOOK (ie)
CSI Sonoma
You know there was a bad wreck
by the SkidMarks
1-555-ASS-WIPE
Boss's Daughter by Fer
Employee benefit package
You can't tell Mama about
1-555-dont-knockmeupTano
Juan's Lip Service and Law Suits
Let Juan take care of all your lip and legal needs
Chapstick, lip gloss, torts, will's, etc.
One stop shopping
(555) LIP LOCK
San Francisco Chamber of Commerce
Enjoy our trolleys, Fisherman's Wharf, and The Golden Gate Bridge
If you get lucky, you will leave more than your heart here
(555) SAN FRAN
Sonoma Sheriff Position Open
Available for Purchase
Donate NOW
- $10 (Mini jobs-littering, urinating in public, drinking beer in public-ignored)
- $100 (Traffic tickets-fixed)
- $1,000 (Illegal immigrants-allowed)
- $10,000 (Get more bang for your buck-it's better than San Francisco)
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Miguel's Fashions for Hombres
Wrist scarves in all the colors of the rainbow.
(555) BAN-DANA
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Hey folks, sorry this was so little and so late. I'm not feeling so great today. But on the bright side, I think I've left plenty of openings for other people to come up with their own material. We don't have anything for Bodega de Santa Barbara, Grace's Custom Painting Service, Juan's Olive Garden, etc...
Ramon is an expert listener, and Tano is maybe a wrangler of teenage girls. Perhaps Bobby offers his services as a video gaming partner. Do Sonia and Leon write romance novels to order? And what kind of business might Marta run in her free time?
OMG I forgot to do Dr. Cesar and Dr. Evil. See? I told you I wasn't feeling well.
I'll leave yuz to it, then.
Ramon is an expert listener, and Tano is maybe a wrangler of teenage girls. Perhaps Bobby offers his services as a video gaming partner. Do Sonia and Leon write romance novels to order? And what kind of business might Marta run in her free time?
OMG I forgot to do Dr. Cesar and Dr. Evil. See? I told you I wasn't feeling well.
I'll leave yuz to it, then.
AND I spelled yellow wrong in the title. Coincidentally (or not), I happened to be drinking a Mello Yello at the time.
I'm going back to bed :-\
I'm going back to bed :-\
Julie--Take Care now. We want you up and feeling zippy to fill in the rest. Maybe these will help.
Fer-Whisperer Tano Salon (nails, pedicures, hair cutting, and tattooing done separately).
MiLeonia - Bi-Lingual* Translation and Interpretation Services (for Gringos and Latinos; we do not discriminate) *Caution this could include some spit swapping.
Fer-Whisperer Tano Salon (nails, pedicures, hair cutting, and tattooing done separately).
MiLeonia - Bi-Lingual* Translation and Interpretation Services (for Gringos and Latinos; we do not discriminate) *Caution this could include some spit swapping.
Thank you Julie, that got me smiling! I'm not feeling so well either. I have a bad cold. Hope you are feeling better soon.
I have one for you:
Marta's Mexican Restaurant
Real Mexican food without all that cheese.
I have one for you:
Marta's Mexican Restaurant
Real Mexican food without all that cheese.
Marta's Mexican Roastaurant
Great food one night
but you'll have
indigestion for twenty years.
1-800-ROL-AIDS
Great food one night
but you'll have
indigestion for twenty years.
1-800-ROL-AIDS
Thank you Julie.
Appreciate your coming up with these great ads - "(555) BEY-OTCH" made me smile, and I enjoyed every single one.
Anita, Cynthia and Kirby - likewise!
I have one to offer. Regurgitating the "Draw Me!" matchbook cover for aspiring artists with marginal talent seeking quick rise to fame with minimal effort. Call 1-666-Soulless.
Julie, hope you feel better soon!
Diana
Appreciate your coming up with these great ads - "(555) BEY-OTCH" made me smile, and I enjoyed every single one.
Anita, Cynthia and Kirby - likewise!
I have one to offer. Regurgitating the "Draw Me!" matchbook cover for aspiring artists with marginal talent seeking quick rise to fame with minimal effort. Call 1-666-Soulless.
Julie, hope you feel better soon!
Diana
Permalink posted by 
: Saturday, March 25, 2017 at 8:02:00 PM EDT
: Saturday, March 25, 2017 at 8:02:00 PM EDT
Ha!
You know what Kirby? I don't think I have too much to worry about. Graciela is so busy trying to keep Luci and David apart, bribing the "doctor", getting illegal drugs dispensed to her niece, etc., etc., she doesn't have time for much else :)
Diana
You know what Kirby? I don't think I have too much to worry about. Graciela is so busy trying to keep Luci and David apart, bribing the "doctor", getting illegal drugs dispensed to her niece, etc., etc., she doesn't have time for much else :)
Diana
Permalink posted by : Saturday, March 25, 2017 at 8:29:00 PM EDT
: Saturday, March 25, 2017 at 8:29:00 PM EDT
Julie..so sorry that you are not feeling well. Maybe it was that Melli Yello...I don't even know what that is.
Just got back from dinner out. My best friend's husband died last summer, so Hubba and I meet her for dinner once a week. The four of us used to have brunch every weekend, so it is always a bit sad to be together. I am tired , but I will try to think of something to add to the Yello Pages. However, you were pretty thorough. My favorite was the Sheriff's exotic dancing because when I look at Gut, I see one of those guys who get dressed as cops to dance\strip at bridal showers.
Just got back from dinner out. My best friend's husband died last summer, so Hubba and I meet her for dinner once a week. The four of us used to have brunch every weekend, so it is always a bit sad to be together. I am tired , but I will try to think of something to add to the Yello Pages. However, you were pretty thorough. My favorite was the Sheriff's exotic dancing because when I look at Gut, I see one of those guys who get dressed as cops to dance\strip at bridal showers.
Permalink posted by : Saturday, March 25, 2017 at 9:04:00 PM EDT
: Saturday, March 25, 2017 at 9:04:00 PM EDT
Okay ..I have one. Dave's House of Vests
Offering vests for every occasion
(555) YES-VEST
That's all I got right now. P.s. Why is Pilots on tonight?
Offering vests for every occasion
(555) YES-VEST
That's all I got right now. P.s. Why is Pilots on tonight?
Permalink posted by : Saturday, March 25, 2017 at 9:10:00 PM EDT
: Saturday, March 25, 2017 at 9:10:00 PM EDT
Here's one:SONIA'S SHOP OF SEXY ROMANCE NOVELS. FOR SUGGESTIONS FOR YOUR READiNG PLEASURE Call..575-lion cub
Permalink posted by : Saturday, March 25, 2017 at 9:38:00 PM EDT
: Saturday, March 25, 2017 at 9:38:00 PM EDT
Erica's Sofas R Us
Come see our selection of gently used furniture
(555) WOW LOVE
Come see our selection of gently used furniture
(555) WOW LOVE
Permalink posted by : Saturday, March 25, 2017 at 10:23:00 PM EDT
: Saturday, March 25, 2017 at 10:23:00 PM EDT
Miguel's Fashions for Hombres
Wrist scarves in all the colors of the rainbow.
(555) BAN-DANA
Permalink posted by : Sunday, March 26, 2017 at 12:02:00 AM EDT
: Sunday, March 26, 2017 at 12:02:00 AM EDT
Ramon's Book of Daily Meditations
Yes, you too can be a really, really patient , longsuffering, understanding dude with a heart of good.
Call (555) IAM NICE..please.
Yes, you too can be a really, really patient , longsuffering, understanding dude with a heart of good.
Call (555) IAM NICE..please.
Permalink posted by : Sunday, March 26, 2017 at 12:07:00 AM EDT
: Sunday, March 26, 2017 at 12:07:00 AM EDT
Thanks Julie for posting! I lurked tonight and think
You created such a fun game. Lots if good ones everyone. Kudos to Susanlynn you were on a
Real role. ericas gently used couches, Ramon's book of meditations, David's House of vests. Nina's funny too, actually everyone 's was really funny.
Perla's, I came as illegal, because I really really love diamonds and pearls.
Perla's "How to succeed being Pretty and Saucy"
Call: (877) ONE-JUAN in a million
Dreams do come true.
You created such a fun game. Lots if good ones everyone. Kudos to Susanlynn you were on a
Real role. ericas gently used couches, Ramon's book of meditations, David's House of vests. Nina's funny too, actually everyone 's was really funny.
Perla's, I came as illegal, because I really really love diamonds and pearls.
Perla's "How to succeed being Pretty and Saucy"
Call: (877) ONE-JUAN in a million
Dreams do come true.
Julie - Hilarious! Thanks for the laughs.
Marta's Comfy Clunkeria
Forget sexy spike heels, my comfy clunkers get the job done!
555-IAM-1SEXY
Marta's Comfy Clunkeria
Forget sexy spike heels, my comfy clunkers get the job done!
555-IAM-1SEXY
This is great Julie, so fun.
Marta's Sensible Shoes
"If He Makes It To Your Shoes You Lose"
707-CUC-LOMP
Marta's Sensible Shoes
"If He Makes It To Your Shoes You Lose"
707-CUC-LOMP
Sonia's Saucy Costumes
We offer a wide selection of costumes for roleplaying and cosplaying
Choose pirate, damsel in distress, tavern wench, vineyard owner (featuring 3 vests), vineyard worker (featuring three bandanas)
(555) FUN-PLAY
We offer a wide selection of costumes for roleplaying and cosplaying
Choose pirate, damsel in distress, tavern wench, vineyard owner (featuring 3 vests), vineyard worker (featuring three bandanas)
(555) FUN-PLAY
Permalink posted by : Sunday, March 26, 2017 at 11:51:00 AM EDT
: Sunday, March 26, 2017 at 11:51:00 AM EDT
Juan's OLIVES R US
We have many jars of olives and different grades of olive oil, and who would know more about oil than an oily guy like me .
(555) OIL-JUAN
We have many jars of olives and different grades of olive oil, and who would know more about oil than an oily guy like me .
(555) OIL-JUAN
Permalink posted by : Sunday, March 26, 2017 at 12:17:00 PM EDT
: Sunday, March 26, 2017 at 12:17:00 PM EDT
Niece....Martas clunkers. Ha!!! They do make quite the statement. Clunkers and looooong hair extension and granny house dress. Really. I'd be mad if I was Marta. What a combo
Enjoyed all the clever comments about Marta's shoes.
"Clunkers and looooong hair extension and granny house dress" says it all Leticia!
Diana
"Clunkers and looooong hair extension and granny house dress" says it all Leticia!
Diana
Permalink posted by : Sunday, March 26, 2017 at 1:19:00 PM EDT
: Sunday, March 26, 2017 at 1:19:00 PM EDT
Julie--such fun. I don't have time today, but I will (if you don't) re-work them into your format and offer them on the front page, following yours.
Hey, everybody, this is our chance to shine on the front page, for ever and ever. (You all are so much more clever than I am.)
We have spots open in the Mello Yello Pages for Lilian and what about Old two-timing Fernando, since he looms large in this story. Have we all forgotten Carito so quickly? Does blah Adolfo rate an entry? No one has stepped in to memorialize Mark yet. Soooosan needs an entry, too.
Hey, everybody, this is our chance to shine on the front page, for ever and ever. (You all are so much more clever than I am.)
We have spots open in the Mello Yello Pages for Lilian and what about Old two-timing Fernando, since he looms large in this story. Have we all forgotten Carito so quickly? Does blah Adolfo rate an entry? No one has stepped in to memorialize Mark yet. Soooosan needs an entry, too.
Julie--Of course you did. I was only reviewing the comments. Sorry. It doesn't hurt to have two entries, though! Like Juan and his Legal Services, everybody needs a crooked attorney on board, just in case.
Lessons on how to grow a heart, save lives but be inconspicuous in doing so. Call Carito at 911-Markedwoman
Diana
Diana
Permalink posted by : Sunday, March 26, 2017 at 4:05:00 PM EDT
: Sunday, March 26, 2017 at 4:05:00 PM EDT
Julie..hope that you are feeling better. I woke up today feeling a bit headachy and tired. No energy even though I had a good night's sleep and felt fine yesterday. A bug?
Permalink posted by : Sunday, March 26, 2017 at 4:08:00 PM EDT
: Sunday, March 26, 2017 at 4:08:00 PM EDT
Diana..That's a good one. Poor Carito. I am afraid that she will not survive this telenovela.
Permalink posted by : Sunday, March 26, 2017 at 4:38:00 PM EDT
: Sunday, March 26, 2017 at 4:38:00 PM EDT
Hey, Julie! Hope you're feeling better and you as well, Diana!
These can't match the straight up gems I've read so far but here goes a couple:
NEED A MAN?
Learn from a Professional Leech, Graciela!
866-KLINGON
Pesky Wife Blocking your way to romance the man you love?
Call Graciela
1-800-WE-ROCKK
These can't match the straight up gems I've read so far but here goes a couple:
NEED A MAN?
Learn from a Professional Leech, Graciela!
866-KLINGON
Pesky Wife Blocking your way to romance the man you love?
Call Graciela
1-800-WE-ROCKK
Bless you, Diana, you always root for the underdog.
PSSSST--NEED A GREEN CARD?
Fernando's Hideaway
Sonoma Town Cemetery
Section C, Row 21, Lot 54
Also, Expired Work Visas, Social Security Numbers and Passports
Sorry, No Phone Calls
PSSSST--NEED A GREEN CARD?
Fernando's Hideaway
Sonoma Town Cemetery
Section C, Row 21, Lot 54
Also, Expired Work Visas, Social Security Numbers and Passports
Sorry, No Phone Calls
"866-KLINGON" and "Also, Expired Work Visas, Social Security Numbers and Passports...Sorry, No Phone Calls".
Still laughing Lila and Anita. Simply great.
Susanlynn, here in MA there are a lot of colds and flus going around. Some have gotten sick twice over the winter. Crazy fluctuations in temperature aren't helping either.
Hope you feel better and Julie hope you felt better today.
Diana
Still laughing Lila and Anita. Simply great.
Susanlynn, here in MA there are a lot of colds and flus going around. Some have gotten sick twice over the winter. Crazy fluctuations in temperature aren't helping either.
Hope you feel better and Julie hope you felt better today.
Diana
Permalink posted by : Sunday, March 26, 2017 at 7:19:00 PM EDT
: Sunday, March 26, 2017 at 7:19:00 PM EDT
I have nothing. Racking my brain, nothing. Nothing clean.
BUT that river does exist and the official name is "Sonoma Creek" on the maps.
It is actually just a creek, not a river.
BUT that river does exist and the official name is "Sonoma Creek" on the maps.
It is actually just a creek, not a river.
Diana,
Marked woman! Perfect for Carito.
I tried to come up with something for her and I couldn't. You hit the nail on the head.
Marked woman! Perfect for Carito.
I tried to come up with something for her and I couldn't. You hit the nail on the head.
Late to this party but mine is
Art by DisGrace. Everything for hotel room walls.
Call 1-800-BY-THE-NUMBERS
Art by DisGrace. Everything for hotel room walls.
Call 1-800-BY-THE-NUMBERS
No shite, what we have seen so far would maybe go in Motel 6.
I wouldn't let that psycho paint a litter box.
She needs to learn to hold the brush in her teeth,
as she will be in a "jacket" for a loooong time.
I wouldn't let that psycho paint a litter box.
She needs to learn to hold the brush in her teeth,
as she will be in a "jacket" for a loooong time.
Hone from school. Still feeling punk.
But I did think if one.
Tano's Home for Wayward Girls
We will whisper the nasty right out of your adolescents.
(555) TOP - TEEN
But I did think if one.
Tano's Home for Wayward Girls
We will whisper the nasty right out of your adolescents.
(555) TOP - TEEN
Permalink posted by : Monday, March 27, 2017 at 9:16:00 AM EDT
: Monday, March 27, 2017 at 9:16:00 AM EDT
I am still feeling punk as well, but stupidly came to work because I have a ton of stuff to do plus meetings. Really should have stayed at home.
But these are hysterical.
But these are hysterical.
Dr. Evil ANdersen's neighborhood CVS (conspiracy VIllanry Sabotage}
Here to supply all your pharmaceutical needs..Real and imaged..Legal and illegal.
(555) ILL _ PILLS
Here to supply all your pharmaceutical needs..Real and imaged..Legal and illegal.
(555) ILL _ PILLS
Permalink posted by : Monday, March 27, 2017 at 12:08:00 PM EDT
: Monday, March 27, 2017 at 12:08:00 PM EDT
Platonic Luuurve by Lucy
Show him you love him
without showing him. (anything)
1-555-NO-NOOK (ie)
CSI Sonoma
You know there was a bad wreck
by the SkidMarks.
1-555-ASS-WIPE
Boss's Daughter by Fer
Employee benefit package
You can't tell Mama about
1-555-dont-knockmeupTano
Show him you love him
without showing him. (anything)
1-555-NO-NOOK (ie)
CSI Sonoma
You know there was a bad wreck
by the SkidMarks.
1-555-ASS-WIPE
Boss's Daughter by Fer
Employee benefit package
You can't tell Mama about
1-555-dont-knockmeupTano
Juan's Lip Service and Law Suits
Let JUan take care of all your lip and legal needs...Chapstick, lip gloss, torts, will's, etc. One stop shopping .
(555) LIP LOCK
Let JUan take care of all your lip and legal needs...Chapstick, lip gloss, torts, will's, etc. One stop shopping .
(555) LIP LOCK
Permalink posted by : Monday, March 27, 2017 at 2:08:00 PM EDT
: Monday, March 27, 2017 at 2:08:00 PM EDT
Yeah Sue when they arrest Juan they will not even need to put him in jail.
Just lick those lips and stick him on a mirror.
Just lick those lips and stick him on a mirror.
OT: I found the list of winners from the Premios TVyNovelas 2017 awards: (I've listed the ones from Vino).
http://www.latintimes.com/premios-tvynovelas-2017-complete-list-winners-la-candidata-telenovela-tops-award-show-414880
Azela Robinson--Best Female Villain
Verónica Jaspeado--Best Supporting Actress
Juan Vidal--Best Supporting Actor
Best Actress Revelation--Bárbara López
http://www.latintimes.com/premios-tvynovelas-2017-complete-list-winners-la-candidata-telenovela-tops-award-show-414880
Azela Robinson--Best Female Villain
Verónica Jaspeado--Best Supporting Actress
Juan Vidal--Best Supporting Actor
Best Actress Revelation--Bárbara López
Thanks for posting those winners, Cynthia. The actress playing DIsgrace did a fantastic job of making me love to hate her. Too bad her performance was not recognized.
Permalink posted by : Monday, March 27, 2017 at 3:46:00 PM EDT
: Monday, March 27, 2017 at 3:46:00 PM EDT
Wow, yes, so far I think DisGrace is the much better villain (than Lilian). But, our story is not finished yet - so maybe something will change our minds.
Thanks, Cynthia.
Thanks, Cynthia.
San Francisco Chamber of Commerce
Enjoy our trolleys, Fisherman's Wharf, and The Golden Gate Bridge.
If you get lucky, you will leave more than your heart here.
(555) SAN FRAN
Enjoy our trolleys, Fisherman's Wharf, and The Golden Gate Bridge.
If you get lucky, you will leave more than your heart here.
(555) SAN FRAN
Permalink posted by : Monday, March 27, 2017 at 4:40:00 PM EDT
: Monday, March 27, 2017 at 4:40:00 PM EDT
Yep. LEAVE it there. Missing, you can kinda explain, who's counting? but there but with lipstick, even DisGrace couldn't talk her way out of that one.
Last but no least--
Sonoma Sheriff Position Open
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Donate NOW
o $10 (Mini jobs-littering, urinating in public, drinking beer in public-ignored)
o $100 (Traffic tickets-fixed)
o $1,000 (Illegal immigrants-allowed)
OO $10,000 (Get more bang for your buck-it's better than San Francisco)
Sonoma Sheriff Position Open
Available for Purchase
Donate NOW
o $10 (Mini jobs-littering, urinating in public, drinking beer in public-ignored)
o $100 (Traffic tickets-fixed)
o $1,000 (Illegal immigrants-allowed)
OO $10,000 (Get more bang for your buck-it's better than San Francisco)
Susanlynn, you were on fire today.
I've transcribed all our Mello Yello Page entries. They go on for 5 pages on a Word Document. It looks fabulous. I'm not sure how it will look if I try to edit it onto Julie's recap and I don't want to mess up the original font and formatting, so I'm kind of stuck. I'll think about it some more.
I've transcribed all our Mello Yello Page entries. They go on for 5 pages on a Word Document. It looks fabulous. I'm not sure how it will look if I try to edit it onto Julie's recap and I don't want to mess up the original font and formatting, so I'm kind of stuck. I'll think about it some more.
Anita..this is what happens when I am home sick and trying to rest.
Permalink posted by : Monday, March 27, 2017 at 7:50:00 PM EDT
: Monday, March 27, 2017 at 7:50:00 PM EDT
These three day weekends are Killing me. I need to go back and reread Thirsty's recap now.
And Sheezo all of you sick, I have Saran Wrap over my keyboard.
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And Sheezo all of you sick, I have Saran Wrap over my keyboard.
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