Tuesday, March 26, 2019

Ay, Caray! Did I Say That?


Greetings, Carayers!

Welcome to the “Ay, Caray! Did I Say That?” page. You will notice that the sidebar and topbar comments rotate. Your old favorites may be gone, but certainly not forgotten; so don’t fret. This page has been developed so that you can reminisce and read gems written by commenters throughout the years. (A link is on the sidebar for your easy access.) New “gems” will be posted  every month for your enjoyment. After they expire, they will be moved to this page.

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"We love to mock here, don't mistake it for real hate." -- Chris Ferro

"Come, let us gather together and suffer, sisters and brothers." -- Alice

"This has got to be the sappiest, most mindless piece of crap that Televisa ever came up with! Yet the recaps are hilarious and priceless!" -- riberajoe

“Chela with Pancho has all the romance of a mutt chasing and slobbering on the mailman, hoping to finally get a pat on the head and a dog biscuit.” - Julia

“I think most things in life could be improved with some combination of onion powder, bacon, peanut butter, and accordions.” -- Julie

“He should move to Hartford because I'm in dire need of a smiling lawyer/ architect/ snake bite healer/ bricklayer/ cowboy in tight jeans & an unbuttoned shirt.” – Maggarita (Soy Tu Dueña)

“When he handcuffed her to the urinal, I don't think there was a single one of us who doubted that they'd end up together.” - Carlos

"Stop that fricking sniveling, I can't hear myself berating you." - (Unknown)

That poor car does not deserve to have Frauddie's smarmy arse contaminating her upholstery. --Julia

"The tiresome child is returned to us.’ I agree with Vivi, the rescue was worth it to see Enzo in his wet t-shirt. Yowza that man's got a bod. If I were Chela I'd be pushing Temo in the well every time Enzo drives up." –Author Unknown (Una Familia Con Suerte)

"She is just so stupid. I can't stand it. Doesn't it make you just want to shoot a taser at her? Your just sitting there reading the paper minding your own business. She walks in and starts screeching and you hide the taser next to you and fire. ZZZZZttttt! She flops around on the floor like a fish out of water. That would shut her pie hole for sure! I feel so much better now.” - Connie (Soy Tu Dueña)

“As I watched her hair and gum tactics I couldn't help but think: "That's the type behavior that makes all trailer trash look bad" -- Alice

“Gonzo is dead to me.
I want Barb to fall off a cliff. And take Dam & Cam with her.
I want to hit Esteve over the head with a Nerf bat.
If want to duct tape Gardenia's mouth shut.
I want Flor to get different glasses.
I want Curls & Sniffles to stop crying.” --Doris (MEPS)

“Slutty attire runs rampant in telenovelaland's corporate offices. If they ever have casual Fridays, I'm afraid they'd just show up in their underwear.” -- Doris

“Who on earth is that guy with the horrible hair!!! Dios mio, se parece como se vomito una escoba encima!!!! (He looks like a broom barfed on his head.)” -- Anonymous

“I want Guy Ecker to look at me with his ojos. I want Fernando Colunga to take me in his arms, embrace me and whisper sweet nothings in my ear. I want William Levy to kiss me, over and over and then start over again." -- Newbie-One-Kanobe

“A question --Why is the baby with the straight hair and bows wearing earrings? Did her mother pierce her ears before abandoning her at the orphanage? Can this show get any stupider???” --NJ Sue

“Don't ever, ever ask that question. Just let it go, let your brain float like a canned pear half in partially-set red jello... -- Creemelo" -NJ Sue

“Isn't ogling a sport? I think it belongs in the Olympics.” -- Maggie.

“Grab your box of tissues and lift your glass of Baileys with ice, and relax on your sofas or chairs and take this solemn journey with me as we say a final goodbye to Cristina Corona de Arriga Balvanera.” --Madeline (Amores Verdaderos)

“Diego drinks moodily in his office and flings his glass. [It's 1908.] I wonder if he'll live long enough to someday throw a cell phone? Probably not. He has no idea what he's missing.” [Sergio Sendel perfected the throw in MEPS and Viewerville noticed.] Julie (El Hotel de los Secretos) Brackets compliments of Anita

“I hose down my beanie in the parking lot. It’s indestructible.” – Anita (STM)

“She leads him around like an obedient puppy. The mechanism she uses is rubbing his hair, and it's like he goes in a trance. And she looks like she goes into one and tunes out sane reasoning. The girl's elevator is not reaching the top floor.” – Nina (PASL2)

“One of life’s cruel ironies is that time is fleeting. You may never have another chance – to forgive, to understand, to love.” – Diana (MMTMF)

“Does she always look like she just sat on something sharp, or just when she's flirting? – Blue Lass (PASL2)

“Telenovelas: The land of delayed gratification.” – novelera (STM)

“Somebody should tell her that the best way to Doc Mask's heart is ‘through his chest, with a sharp knife.’" – Andy (STM)

“Since telenovela virgins are fertile as the Nile, I think we all know what's coming next.” – JudyB (STM)

“Who decorates that swing Marina was sitting in? Disney bluebirds and butterflies???” – Doris (STM)

“I hope that by double dipping and getting 2 salaries she can finally afford a nice blouse to go over that bustier.” – Rosemary la Otra (PASL2)

“Ya know how those slaps happen in the tns, I want to see Pru or Dami, or Angsty slap Su so hard her descendants feel it." –Nina (STM)

“If the corruption in the police precinct is ever investigated how many of its force will be able to identify her birthmarks?” – UA (PASL2)

“Sophia go directly to Javier’s arms, by pass Mr. ‘me siento mal, muy mal’.” – Anonymous (PASL2)

“He watches her leave. She watches him watching her leave. She makes a return trip so he can watch her all over again.” – Anita (PASL2) 

“Antonio didn't have time to react to this because Catalina and her attitude came home.” – Urban Anthropologist (Un Poquito Tuyo)

“Resistance is futile, just strap on your TN beanie, rev up the propeller, cross your fingers and click your heels, and keep saying, ‘I believe, I believe!” – Andy B (Sin Tu Mirada)

“These two gals are both woof-worthy, and not averse to showing the good china.” – JudyB (PASL2)

“Neither parent is a prize, but I vote the mother did it because nobody puts barbiturates in a blender.” – Niecie in MD (PASL2)

“She is giving away the milk and he has not paid for the cow, only room & board. Well, and that bracelet.” -- Doris (Mirada)

“I don't much care about Alan. He's a train wreck, plane crash and a hanging waiting to happen.” -- Nina (PASL2)

“It's going to take a lot of fire to melt Victoria's heart and there are two guys holding matches.” -- Urban Anthropologist (PASL2) 

“A lot of extras are making a peso or two tonight. I hope the appetizers are tasty.” -- Anita (PASL2)

“As I recall, she was wearing a towel, so it wasn’t exactly indecent exposure.” – Urban Anthropologist (PASL2)

“I hope Alicia's not in on it with him. That would mean she gone all lifetime on Paula.” -- Nina (PASL2)

“These abogadas all dress like the weather girls, who all dress like high end Vegas cocktail servers.” – Rosemary la Otra (PASL2)

“Olivia and Leonardo were making out so much in the restaurant that I wondered if they were homeless and had no place to go to to get it on.” – Niecie in MD (PASL2)

“Couldn't tell what was sticking out from behind the pillows on Di's bed. A velvet pumpkin or the back end of an animal." -- Mely (Mañana)

“Gonzalo looks like he is mentally counting the amount of sharp objects in Paola's immediate reach, and calculating the price of a ticket to Timbuktu." -- Ria (La Usurpadora)

“The only way Nadia will be able to get away from Pedro is by trickery. Or death -- preferably his.” -- Cap'n Sylvia Sharkbait (LQLVMR)

“I absolutely hate it when my boring real life thinks it's more important than my TFL, my Telenovela Fantasy Life.” -- Andy Banda (Mañana Será Otro Día)

“Lots of other silly stuff happened, but I had no great interest and my buddy, Señor FFWD, said to not worry about it, so I didn't.”  -- Andy B (Mañana Será Otro Día)

“Money can buy a lot of things, but you have to be careful about what you're selling to get it.” – UA (PASL2)

“All the female guests at the wedding looked hideous. Who made the rule that you have to try out an outlandish and unflattering new lipstick for every formal occasion?” – Blue Lass (Poquito)

“I had hopes for Nancy's clothes when she visited Carlos' home without her cleavage. But then she wears a Tina Turner shimmy dress to the new office opening. Why Nancy why?” (Author Unknown?? PASL2)


“Looks like our Susana has found another rich mark. And pretty quickly too. Hope she likes playing tonsil hockey with those dentures." – JudyB (Sin Tu Mirada)

Oh yes, they just shucked off those two like worn-out jackets, didn't they? On to hot lovemaking 1 and 2, baby. JudyB (La Reina Soy Yo)

Titi begins soothing her face with his and they kissed …Those kisses must be good to her, cause, lot of heavy breathing ,sucking, sighing and exhaling.. Halimacandy (El Final del Paraíso)

If looks could kill, she'd be guilty of a triple homicide. Urban Anthropologist (PASL2)

"Some scenes have been combined in the interest of brevity. Others were FFWDed--> thru or completely ignored, for the sake of sanity and avoiding total boredom meltdown.." (Doris on Hijas de la Luna)

“Heaven hath no fury like a bimbo whose plastic investments are not working.” Kirby (El Dragón)

"When goats and chickens are stealing the show, you've got a script problem writers!" 
(JudyB about Petunia and the pretty hens in Hijas)

Isabel manages to bring up Cecilia. Again. Sorry to burst your bubble, princess, but if you discard your toy, someone else is bound to pick it up and play with it. (Nandicta in El Hotel de los Secretos referring to Julio).

I know that's lollipop (Paletitas) in English, but it sounds like it belongs
In a bra. But it's candy, always candy (Nina on Hijas de la Luna)

"The Snidely Whiplash mustache is in full twirling mode. A murderer in the making." (Diana on "Ringo")

"The only possible fly in the ointment is that about 90% of TN first couplings result in pregnancy, even with lesbian couples."  (Andy on Hijas de la Luna)

"Hi, my name is Andy and I find such nonsense enjoyable. I've been sober for about 30 minutes since I finished watching this silly telenovela." Andy at Mañana Es Para Siempre"

“I guess those dancers in thongs were just to remind us that these shows are one gigantic mating dance.” JudyB PASL2

"A Stepford Wife from a monied family will NOT stay with a switch hitting cross dresser. Not even in a galaxy far, far away." (Kirby on El Dragon)

“Strap on your beanies and here we go.” Anita (Me Declaro Culpable)

“This is gonna be a fun whacked out patio, I can hardly wait.” Nina (Me Declaro Culpable)

"He is dressed in a black wet suit (why? it's the middle of the day! How did he drive the boat and change into this wet suit at the same time?) and face mask. Oh, gah! Just drink the grape Kool-Aid and call it a day." Doris ("Hijas de la Luna")

“Rubi defying La Virgen De Guadalupe won't lead to anything good.” Andy the Lurker One (Rubi)

“Eventually Gonzalo throws her in the pool to cool off. Good choice, we were tired of all the screaming as well.” Ria (Usurpadora)

"I don't feel bad about the despair, but I do hate watching people make a mess." JudyB (Culpable)

"Wow, this TN is really getting wild. There is no use wearing a beanie because it'll just pop off."  Rgv Chick (Culpable)

"He asked her out to dine and told her there was something he wanted to tell her. Her hinky meter seemed to turn on." Urban Anthropologist (PASL2)

They did it? Geez, that was boring. It may have been flying for them, but there was no lift off for us." Rosemary la Otra (Culpable)

"It was nice to see Tizzy. I still cannot fathom why he is smitten with ruffled Rob. I like the robe that he was almost wearing." -- Susanlynn (Culpable)

 “If you've ever seen any telenovelas, you know nibbling on strawberries is just one step away from Unbridled Passion." -- JudyB (Hijas de la Luna) 

“My beanie hat is too tight, as it should be." -- Doris (Culpable)
"These People are crazier than mustard n yogurt. I have no idea what that means, it just made sense for a few seconds." -- Nina (Culpable)

“[William] Levy could probably convince me he was in love with a vacuum cleaner -- he is that good in the sex-you-up department." -- Stephe (Sortilegio)

“Ingrid's caring ministrations to Julian were so smothering even I was having trouble breathing. Maybe Javier pulled his own plug just to be rid of her." -- Doris (Culpable)

If all the wit on this thread were added up, it could possibly supply electricity for a medium sized city. -- Novelera   (Culpable)      

Nothing new, wash, rinse, repeat (and for heaven’s sakes, hang out to dry.) -- Anita (Culpable)      

I guess he's as confused about his sexuality as I am (about his sexuality). I just want him to be happy and respond well to the therapy he's going to need after Ingrid's influence. -- Rosemary la Otra (Culpable)

He tells her she's the best woman he has known and that she is his soul an omg he's only know her for like a week and their scenes are so sweet that they hurt my teeth. -- Princess JuJu (Culpable)

Give Keila her old job. She already has the 'Spanish Weather Girl' look. Woof. -- Kirby (Amar a Muerte)


I am very much looking forward to seeing it in the rearview mirror. (AndyB, Y Manana Sera Otro Dia)


It’s bullets or besos, you choose, mi amor. (Anita, Me Declaro Culpable)


Put on your monkey masks and Genovese capes and sneak into that writers' room RIGHT NOW. It's not too late! (Blue Lass, Me Declaro Culpable)


Serpent Diego speaks to Brenda with a forked tongue, injecting his lethal venom into her already addled brain. (Diana, Ringo)


All the baddies were just. so. bad. today that I had to watch two (2!) Hallmark movies just to find some balance. (Doria, Me Declaro Culpable)


She's lost a lot of blood! We're losing her! The defibrillator! On tenterhooks? Nah, I didn't think so. We don't even get a coma out of this one. (JudyB, Me Declaro Culpable)


If you are going to dangle some gold trinket as bait, don't try to pass off brass instead. (Kirby, Rubi)


Not. Fine. The woman is a freak in a box. And daddy knows it. (Nina, Me Declaro Culpable)


Lesson for Katia: if a guy keeps telling you he loves someone else have some self-respect and create a Tinder profile. (Princess JuJu, Me Declaro Culpable)


The woman has more than a few loose neurons under that mane of hair. (Rgvchick, Me Declaro Culpable)
 
Juan fancies himself to be Roberto Jr. and look how well that's working out for Roberto. (Anon207, PASL2)
"GET OUT!" shrieks Roberta, and that pretty much wraps up the fun part of the evening. (JudyB, Me Declaro Culpable)
Maybe Dave's been keeping the plumbing clear with serial Random Chicks and saving his heart for Regina? (Lila, Medicos) 
They use the alpha couple as a carrot and have us barking, running and panting for 100 episodes of stoopid misunderstandings and no me toques just for a measly kiss in the last episode!  (Lila, Medicos) 
Mop has Slurpy Sonia within earshot humping her leg like a year old beagle with the mailman. (Kirby, Imperio de Mentiras)
She sees dead people. She talks to dead people. She also feeds them. If she's this crazy now how bad will she be at the end of this? (Princess JuJu, Me Declaro Culpable)
Franco knows by now that he is in a telenovela, so he does not call for help. (Doris, Me Declaro Culpable)
 
“You know things are grim when a telenovela recap and getting your teeth cleaned are the bright spots in the day." -- Susanlynn (Medicos)

"Honestly, I like the way this woman operates. Full frontal hostility. Works for me. And she can have all my lunch money if she wants it." -- JudyB (Me Declaro Culpable)

“I'm shocked Tat's turning tricks. I guess Juan is her retirement plan." -- Niecie in MD (PASL2)

“That ovary should say, 'No I'm not going to meet that sperm and this woman is stark raving mad, she aint gonna be my momma.'" -- Nina (Imperio de Mentiras)

“I HATE the mid-point of a novela when absolutely everything is going wrong and we are writhing in angst and worry, all the while muttering 'it's just a story, just a story!'" -- JudyB (Medicos)

"Victor remains a rigid rectum determined to sue the drawers off of the Instituto." -- Lila (Medicos)

“Nieves is like one of those rubber boxing dolls. She takes the punch and comes right back up to deliver another batch of bitchy bad mouth." -- Jardinera (Imperio de Mentiras)

“I think when we find out who is Who, when did he/she do, what is what, why is why, and what the hell.....we'll be to tired to Give-a-dam." -- Nina (Imperio de Mentiras)

“Are we supposed to be entertained by a whole orbit full of people who are one step away from needing to be watered every other day?" -- Kirby (Imperio de Mentiras)

"He turned around and they were on each other like participants at a vampire orgy." -- Urban Anthropologist (Por Amar Sin Ley 2)

“She’s divided in half by a 5” patent leather belt. Her short, tight, black skirt has seemingly been enhanced in the rear. It actually is quite a striking ensemble, just not on her." -- Anita (Me Declaro Culpable) 

“Maybe give Renata a month or two before she starts dating. We can't all immediately fall in love with the first guy who kidnaps us, Majo." -- Kelly (Imperio de Mentiras) 

“What are you missing? Your tin foil hat and/or your believe-a-beanie." -- Jardinera (Imperio de Mentiras)

"Didn't Renata look darling in that dress and earrings and lucidity?" -- Rosemary la Otra, Imperio de Mentiras

“Franco's doctor has warned that if he learns the truth he could have a brain aneurysm, ummmm, is that how that works? I don't think that's how it works." -- Princess JuJu, Me Declaro Culpable

“Alas, Roberto's chickens, in the form of curvaceous air hostesses, keep coming back to roost." -- JudyB, Por Amar Sin Ley 2

"Tatiana is going to take Juan AND his ma for a ride and she'll do the driving." -- Anita, Por Amar Sin Ley 2

“Stop it with the hand sex. Berti gonna kill you and tell God you died." -- Nina, Me Declaro Culpable

“Remi tells the Padre that Little Juan sets off his gaydar, but I think he read it on Caray." -- Blue Lass, Quererlo Todo

“Where do we go from here? Who lives? Who dies? Who goes to jail without passing Go or collecting 200 pesos? Who gets a rose and makes a love match? When did the writers make these decisions? How many babies will we have at the finale, and who gets them? The End." -- Susanlynn

“Aaaand we have a new category for our telenovela Bingo cards: Hiding under a tarp in fiance's jeep while wearing only a bath towel." -- Doris

“How do I love thee? Let me count...your money." -- Kirby
“Where is the gypsy who says 'Las cartas no mienten'?" -- Urban Anthropologist

Fer has found a spare bedroom for Sonia, since the broom closet is filled with all her numerous lies, half-truths and hair iron." -- Adriana Noel (Imperio de Mentiras)

“Our laser-focused Roberta overhears the phone call, heaves him over the railing and splatters her blackmailer all over the pavement. Love me a woman who takes care of business without delay! Bet she turned in all her term papers on time as well." -- JudyB (Me Declaro Culpable)

“Looks like the sub-theme of this is how many times Mateo will surprise Valeria in the shower." -- La Paloma (Quererlo Todo)

"So, Carlos hates Alan enough to have the office renamed, hopes now he dies because of what he knows, and looks awful in that brown suit." -- Anita (Por Amar Sin Ley 2)

“What’s wrong with me, she says as she scratches away. [I can easily exceed the blog limit on this answer]" -- dondi356 (La Suerte de Loli)

“I'm rooting for Sonia to live, even if she's not the sharpest knife in a TN full of butter knives. Maybe she could go live in Renata's apartment since no one else seems to be using it. She could get together with Mau since no one is using him right now either." -- Kelly (Imperio de Mentiras) 

“Just now I heard Fabian singing "Jelly roll, gumdrop, milkshake...Be my baby!" and it made more sense to me than this show." -- Susanlynn (Imperio de Mentiras) 

“I have a 0% track record with my predictions, so why stop now." -- Diana (Imperio de Mentiras)   

 “Anyone who's seen a telenovela with a real fake priest knows that you cannot be absolved if you're just going to run out and do it again as soon as there's another jailbreak." -- Blue Lass

“I am feeling exhausted from suspending my disbelief." -- Susanlynn

"Leo is really looking to mark his territory, isn't he? He is seriously ignorant about how to deal with amnesia, so he must not watch telenovelas." -- Urban Anthropologist (Quererlo Todo)

“We see her from the rear (and now we know where daughter got her fashion sense.)" -- Anita (Me Declaro Culpable)

“How can you tell when Bruno is lying? His lips are moving." -- Novelera (La Suerte de Loli)

“I think the servants just nod and say 'si' at this point. That's what I do." -- Susanlynn
“I want Alexa to change the writing of this show." -- dondi356  

"Leo is the worst cop in history. It hasn't occurred to him before that Sonia might be staying...in her house?" -- Adriana Noel (Imperio de Mentiras)

“I feel for Magda's working conditions. She has to wear the same white bustier with droopy shoulder ruffles every day. Does she have multiples of this item, or does she wash it out by hand at the end of every day?" -- La Paloma (Quererlo Todo)

“Fortunately for him, his phone rings. And unfortunately for her, he answers it." -- JudyB (Me Declaro Culpable) 

“Was it an intentional decision to hire writers who so obviously detest babies? Is there any pregnancy that will come to fruition?" -- Diana 
 

“I have completely given up on trying to follow the inheritance/parentage ramifications and am just waiting to see who ends up in the carcel/morgue/manicomio/nunnery." -- Blue Lass  (Quererlo Todo)

"Pretty sure they were sheltering behind the glass front door, which somehow did nothing to stop the bullets. Who knew?" -- Kelly (Imperio de Mentiras)

“Dona Eva...I want her to team up with Toro's son. They could rob countless people and that way she could also get some exercise." -- Anonymous (Si Nos Dejan)

“Julián slithers in while the Mexican Greek chorus begins their ominous chanting, so we know this will not end well." -- Doris (Me Declaro Culpable)

 “Lots of familiar actors and actresses, a stone cold killer as the villain, beautiful horses, and lovely countryside views. Saddle up. Here we go." -- Susanlynn (La Desalmada)


“And he dies. More crying ensues. OK, can we start revenging now?" -- Adriana Noel (La Desalmada)

"Katia is still in her white Flamenco wedding dress, sans castanets." -- Doris (Me Declaro Culpable)

“The local press has to see through Art at this point; he had to have lost credibility with that black shirt and white tie." -- Urban Anthropologist (Quererlo Todo)

“That was a cute jacket, but she'd missed a button and it was uneven, like her mom had suddenly arrived home during a 2nd base make-out session." -- Rosemary la Otra (Imperio de Mentiras) 

“They really are perfect for each other but that relationship will never go anywhere but horizontal." -- Doris (Me Declaro Culpable)


“She has joined a pretty exclusive clu...wait, who on this show has NOT killed somebody yet? Club prolly not that exclusive after all...nevermind." -- Kirby (Imperio de Mentiras) 

"Yeah she did seduce him but that does happen after 8 bottles of wine." -- Anonymous (Si Nos Dejan)

“And Yaren, with her pseudo-quasi mini upright not fainting moment! If she weren’t so fake she’d be an all out boob job, butt injected, plastic surgery experiment!" -- Carmella (Hercai)

“Leslie's hair at least looked good in that high bun. And it gives her the extra height she needs to be on this ride." -- Kelly (Imperio de Mentiras)

“Completely inappropriate clothes for burying a sack of money, but, hey, it's a telenovela." -- Doris


“Well it all seems like fun until someone gets an eye put out or shot in the back with their own gun." -- Anonymous

"Rulli in another bizarre wig. I couldn’t pay attention to what they were saying. It looked like an animal on his head. Dead or alive?" -- Jarifa (Vencer el Pasado)

“The speed of speech in these comedies and contemporary telenovelas, plus all the slang, is mind-boggling...at one point...even the closed caption writer gave up, and just left a long blank for a while." -- JudyB (Soltero Con Hijas)

“The way Miran bounces in the saddle, I fear for the avocados and future children." -- Novelera (Hercai)

“What kind of a moron shows up to commit a crime while wearing a massive necklace that could give away his identity?" -- Princess JuJu (La Desalmada)


“You have these TN chicks with two walk-in closets full of underwear alone, and they move across country in one little pull-along. I'd like to see how they fold all that stuff." -- Kirby (Imperio de Mentiras) 

"Right after this charade parade, Vicki creeps out of her hallway hidy hole and glares, shooting death rays at Christina's bodacious backside." -- Jardinera (Imperio de Mentiras)

“Efrain scrunches his face most unbecomingly and gets on his high horse. Unfortunately, he does not ride away." -- Diana (Soltero Con Hijas)

“Oh noes! Val's diary has disappeared! And she hid it so cleverly under the bed, where no one would think to look!" -- Blue Lass (Quererlo Todo)

"Melike risks a detached retina from her rolling eyes." -- Novelera (Hercai)

“Sandy talked to Leonel about becoming a model but he told her -- as politely as one could -- that she didn't have what it takes. This is going to make her even bitchier." -- Urban Anthropologist (Quererlo Todo)

“Will Mabe be moved by his ugly crying and try again? Nothing’s stopped Karina, even when he and Alicia were in love. Yesterday." -- Diana (Si Nos Dejan)

“BTW, these girls might be advised, that if you are a grownup and your Mom slaps you into three episodes from now, you are definitely allowed, nay, even expected, to slap back with all your youth and vigor." -- Kirby (Imperio de Mentiras) 

“Okay, here we go with lots of lying, crying, and dying..." -- Susanlynn (La Desalmada) 

“Ok just wondering. But a lawyer in the USA can't bang a client. Also can not aid a client going on the lam. Also not banging said client while they are on the lam.” – Anonymous (Si Nos Dejan)

“Acapulco has a State Department advisory for a reason, and it's not because the occasional bailed-out mercy killer drops by for a tango.” – Blue Lass (Me Declaro Culpable)

"’Don’ Leo, huh? I don't think the black hat is working any magic with him.”  -- La Paloma (Quererlo Todo)

“How long did Tere have on that leopard cleavage murder scene prison shirt? I'm glad she finally got to take a shower.” – Rosemary la Otra (Imperio de Mentiras)

“Sergio told Yaya that he misses Alicia...ha...what he is actually saying is ‘I want my mommy who used to take care of me.’ Boo hoo. This hombre is unbelievable.” -- Susanlynn (Si Nos Dejan)

An "I told you so" twerk smirk is plastered on her face from ear to ear. -- Jardinera (Imperio de Mentiras)

To the casual observer she has broken every law enforcement rule, except 'don't be late to work'. -- Kirby (Imperio de Mentiras)

Miran is as cold as an Ohio winter, and as stupid as someone who closes their eyes and claims that they can’t see! -- Carmella (Hercai)

Too bad she also got a glimpse of Ursula greeting her man with a full frontal assault (i.e. marking my territory in an unmistakable way) kiss!!! -- Darcy (Mi Camino es Amarte)

I love the way Leslie just stands up to her giant dad, she just gets face to face with his stomach and rips him a new one. -- Nina (Imperio de Mentiras)

Why Tiziano, why? You're overrun with nubile, willing babes. Why continue to pursue a menopausal lunatic? -- Judy B (Me Declaro Culpable)

Cami dances with Juanito, Dalia dances with her lawyer, Minerva and Aaron stay at the table to square-dance with their alternating shot glasses and bottles of beer. -- Blue Lass (Quererlo Todo)

Falso and Karen meet. The forked tongues collide. -- RGVChick (Mi Camino es Amarte)

…for a minute, I thought Univision went all Edward Scissorhands with the editing, but it made sense later. -- O.S. (Corazon Guerrero)

For sale by owner: 4XL Beanie stretched to the max (original size: Medium) -- Darcy B (Corazon Guerrero)

My beanie popped right off, and I think I pulled a muscle suspending my disbelief. -- SusanLynn (El Amor Invencible)

OMG OMG OMG that dress...she looks like a Dollar Store threw up on her. -- Blue Lass (Quererlo Todo)

"Vicious Vicki needs to report for anvil sizing. However, I cannot wait to see a showdown throwdown between her and Crissy Cruel Shoes first." -- Jardinera (Imperio de Mentiras)

“So she'll hate her sister for the rest of her life? Their relationship wasn't all that good to begin with." -- La Paloma (Quererlo Todo)

She and her split skirt begin closing in for the kill." -- Urban Anthropologist (Por Amar Sin Ley II)

"Yes, just so dainty and helpless, and innocent as a newborn fawn. Surprised we do not see the little white spots on her back." -- Kirby (Imperio de Mentiras) 

“Sofia, for reasons only known to Smirnoff, decides to pay homage to KISS and Tammy Faye Baker to welcome Melody for a visit." -- O.S. (La Mexicana y El Guero)

“Handan is looking on from the balcony with a scarf tied around her forehead like a refugee from Woodstock." -- Novelera (Hercai)

"She said she managed to become 'her best version." If she was a computer and this was a software update, I'd have asked for a refund because it surely would have crashed." -- Waterlily (Minas de Pasion)

"Just because you wear a turtleneck and a beautiful blazer does not a James Bond make." -- Diana (Minas de Pasion)

"Said guy's body is randomly lying in some part of the town, next to the dumpsters. At least they put the garbage with the garbage." -- Weirdo (Minas de Pasion)

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Permalink posted by Rgv Chick @ 11:31 AM
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Thank you for preserving these, Rgv Chick. They are classic. I still refer to the pear half set in jello from time to time.
Permalink posted by Blogger doris. : Tuesday, March 26, 2019 at 12:11:00 PM EDT
 

Love it!!!
Permalink posted by Blogger Blue Lass : Tuesday, March 26, 2019 at 12:28:00 PM EDT
 

Ditto. Preserve and protect....
How do we make suggestions for new postings on the sideboard? We've had so many classics since the sidebar was frozen in time.
Permalink posted by Blogger Anita : Tuesday, March 26, 2019 at 12:55:00 PM EDT
 

Excellent idea to put those historical and terrific witticisms online!
Permalink posted by Blogger novelera : Tuesday, March 26, 2019 at 2:33:00 PM EDT
 

Such wonderful memories. Thanks for preserving them.
Permalink posted by Blogger JudyB : Tuesday, March 26, 2019 at 2:35:00 PM EDT
 

Thanks, RgvChick, for taking the time to organize this. It looks great.
Permalink posted by Blogger Jarifa : Tuesday, March 26, 2019 at 3:36:00 PM EDT
 

Thank you , Chickie, for this walk down memory lane. I remember Connie. She was very funny , and her comments made me laugh in every episode. A wild , ear!y recapper was Beckster. She wrote very irreverent recaps. Kirby would have loved her. I just reconnected online with a high school pal who lives in Utah , and now I can reminisce about all the funny comments in Caray through the years.
Permalink posted by Anonymous ❤susanlynn : Tuesday, March 26, 2019 at 4:01:00 PM EDT
 

My pleasure, everyone! I know how "the good ol'days" are cherished; so I would definitely not want to deprive anyone of such memories :-)
Permalink posted by Blogger Rgv Chick : Tuesday, March 26, 2019 at 8:41:00 PM EDT
 

Thank you, Chickie, I think this is an excellent idea. BTW, you are one busy lady.

andy
Permalink posted by Blogger Andy Banda : Tuesday, March 26, 2019 at 11:01:00 PM EDT
 

RgvChick, I will echo everyone's appreciation for all that you do.

This is so incredible. So many happy and cherished memories. I love that Carlos and Madelaine live on in their recaps and that the witty quotes we've treasured over the years "live on".

Thank you for making us all feel valued and appreciated.

It seems you've always been "here". We are so fortunate to have you.

You are THE best.

Diana
Permalink posted by Anonymous Anonymous : Wednesday, March 27, 2019 at 7:00:00 AM EDT
 

Diana, I, also, am very appreciative of how you and this community embraced me when I first came on. Everyone made me feel very welcome and right at home. THANK YOU!!
Permalink posted by Blogger Rgv Chick : Wednesday, March 27, 2019 at 12:08:00 PM EDT
 

As many others have said, Rgv Chick, thank you for making this. True gems, most of which had me laughing. This made my day, thanks again!
Permalink posted by Blogger Weirdo : Wednesday, August 10, 2022 at 12:45:00 PM EDT
 

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