Saturday, November 28, 2020

Imperio de Mentiras #45, Friday 11/27/20: Yakety-Yak and One Fat Slap

 Casa Cantu

Elisa squawks at Majo and Leo about their shrinkwrap-the-boyfriend plan, and they both tell her everything isn't about her. (Yay!) Majo also announces that she's acting like an estupida, which I guess could be considered an expert opinion.

Elisa doesn't trust Leo. Pot, kettle, etc. Vic tries to throw him off the property, but Elisa says that's her job. Majo tells Vic that Leo is her playdate, and to quit trying to run her life. After all, she can't keep her sedated all the time. (Um, isn't she doing a pretty good job of that herself?) This earns her a big fat slap. Vic looks regretful, but I think she just broke a nail.


Casa Adriana

JL materializes in Adri's living room, which is creepy enough, then starts telling her how much he loves her and doesn't want anything to happen to her, which is even creepier. He lets it slip that Tere asked for a divorce, and Adri suddenly wakes up from her boss-trance and realizes she doesn't want to be sloppy seconds. She tells him it's over. Out on the Patio, the spindly legs of the Adriana table begin to tremble.


Constructora

Fab proposes a job-sharing deal to Elisa: he will take Majo to the uni while she takes care of getting Ren out of the manicomio. (Jaja, you thought they were actually going to do some work?) Meanwhile, Eu is tormenting Fer in her office. She finally asks him what's his damage anyway, and he tells her this is just bidness and she's his bidness.

The silent confrontation bell rings and everyone swaps partners. Now Eu is trying to convince Fab to try to convince Elisa to leave Ren in the nuthouse. Fab opines that their real concern should be Dario, now that he's threatened Victoria and all. QUE QUE QUE??? 

Eu takes a bunch of goons over to Cobra's hideout, and they hold him down while Eu gut-punches him and then literally sticks a pistol up his nose. "How dare you threaten my family? Victoria is my family. You are just an employee. Never call me papa again." Well, that's a plot-advancer for sure.

Then for dessert, he goes over and evicts Carmen and Juanito from the apartment. 


Manicomio Not-Now

Mau sneaks in to see Ren. She's pretty out of it, but he strokes her hand and tells her that he will protect her. After all, he did such a great job with the leaf.

When Elisa arrives in the morning with her guardianship papers, he's waiting in the entryway, zipped up into a hoodie and not standing out at all. He tells her he has urgent info for her, but the nurse says it's not visiting hours and whisks Elisa away. 

Ren is reluctant to go, although technically she should be more reluctant to stay -- after all, Victoria can't operate on her. She tells Elisa she remembers some of what Mau whispered to her. She knows about the abortion, but doesn't seem to know about the hysterectomy. She tells Elisa to talk to Mau, but when Elisa goes back to see him he has been conveniently drugged. 


Fiscalia

After Leslie confides in Leo that she and Tere are afraid of JL's escalating violence, Leo goes to the Police Station to confront him, which goes about as well as usual. On the way out, he runs into Adri, and the Patio heaves a huge sigh of relief. He tells her she deserves better than his brother, which is so manifestly obvious no further comment is necessary.

Leo gets called into his boss's office for an update. (Is this in a different building? Does it matter?) His boss tells him that the gallery investigation is frozen, but as soon as it's unfrozen, the next order of business is...arresting Elisa. Leo's boiled-egg eyes get a little eggier.


Uni Parking

Fab drops Majo off at college, but she wants to go in alone like a big girl. He says he promised Elisa that...oh, so you're doing this for Elisa? Well, good luck with that, because she's still hopelessly in love with Leo. 'Bye now.

When Majo's out of sight, Dario sidles up with his sidearm and calls Fab "bro." He then explains precisely why that is not just an expression. Cara muy impactada de Fabradoodle. 


Back at Casa Cantu

Ren is back in her room, clinging to the maid like a life-raft so she won't be alone with her mother. The maid lets slip that Elisa's downstairs talking to some girl, and Vic's off like a shot. So many playdates! So hard to keep track!

Elisa is in the study, pleading with Adriana to trap Cobra when he arrives to fake-rob the gallery for the insurance money. Adri says she can't do it alone. She needs Leo; he's the only one she trusts. 

Vic is lurking outside the door, which contrary to all Telenovela Law is actually closed. Hmmm...can she read lips? 


In other news:

* Sonia pokes her little red nose out of the front door and sees a gorilla, so it's six more weeks of winter house arrest.

* Sara remembers again it's her house and reassures Tere she will not let JL put her out into the street. 

* Majo tells Elisa Mom's gettin' jiggy with the Tio. Elisa, of course, refuses to believe it because all he's ever done is try to help them and LALALALALALAICANTHEARYOU.

* Fer tells Fab she can't tell Elisa she needs time off to take care of her dying mother because...she's already told El her mother is dead. Somehow this turns into another diatribe about what a terrible person Elisa is, but I don't think Fab's listening anymore.

* Majo's never had a real boyfriend, so where is she getting all that menswear?

* JL follows Tere and sees her meeting with Reynaldo. Ruh-roh. 

* Wardrobe clearly got a wicked good deal on a shipment of black pleather.

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Comments:
"Shrinkwrap-the-boyfriend plan"! Haha! A great start to a great recap! I also loved the Majo...estupida...expert opinion line. Also, "Vic looks regretful, but I think she just broke a nail." You are so funny!

"Majo never had a real boyfriend, so where is she getting all that menswear?" I was thinking wearing those shirts harkens back to happier days for her when she was being held captive by her Prince Charming. I do have to say, she has such pretty legs. I'd wear shorts up to there, too, if I looked like that.

Did you hear that loud Majo snort when she and Elisa were on the bed? Elisa told her gracias and I swear Majo answered "Oink". It doesn't have anything to do with the plot, but I had to replay it a few times just for kicks.

Right when Dario seems to be forever on the s*** list, we see Ewww "literally stick a pistol up his nose" and tell him he is just an employee. That's harsh, man.

Thanks for the laughs, Blue! Let the weekend begin!

Rosemary la Otra
 

Thank You Blue.

“JL uncloaks in Adri's living room, which is creepy enough, then starts telling her how much he loves her and doesn't want anything to happen to her, which is even creepier.” Yes especially in view of one of the other toilet drinkers telling him he has to KILL her !

And OK, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, right, though you would never believe it if you had ever seen even one TV commercial. Anyway, JLouse is nothing to look at, goofy looking Fidel Castro doppelganger with those sloped shoulders, Even Adri could do a lot better. And find somebody with whom you would not spend the rest of your days kissing his chest rather than his face.

And exactly WHAT are we to assume is Dario's reason for not JUST . GOING . AHEAD . AND . KILLING . EWW? If he reads Caray, he must know it would be OK.

“Leo's boiled-egg eyes get a little eggier. “ 'Nuff said. :-) :-) :-)
 

Blue Lass, I chuckled throughout the recap; So many good zingers, I couldn't even count them, but I especially liked "Vic looks regretful, but I think she just broke a nail." and "Leo's boiled-egg eyes get a little eggier"

R La O, I'm going to have to go back and listen for that "oink" too funny!

Kirby, I, for one don't want Dario to just kill Ewww. I want Ewww to suffer long and hard...and I think Dario wants the same.

I cheered when Adri threw Jl to the curb! I do hope she sticks to her guns!

GTG, more laters!
 

OT: With it being two days after Thanksgiving already is it OK to have a Lunch of Turkey and Dressing
 

Oh Shoot, hit send by mistake.
....three times between Breakfast and dinner?
 

Blue Lass, thanks for that snappy, sassy recap, and i loved all those zings previously mentioned by mi amigos\ amigas.

Dario is a big procrastinator...he hates you; you hate him...just do it a!ready . And now that you have confronted your half bro, dont beat around tbe bush just to terrorize him...i know you love to terrorize everybody . Tell him all about your dad . Fab and Eliesa Do Little both need to see the real Ewwww.

Why does Icky Vicky hate Renata ? We know that she is a control freak who wants to control her daugbters , but she is vicious when it comes to Ren.

Mauricio has to curb his crazy so that he can let Eliesa know what he found in Ren's medical files.

So..JLouse wants Adriana and doesn't want his wife anymore, but he devotes a !ot of time stalking his unloved, unwanted wife. If Sara kicks him out of HER house, we know that he will move his XXXL shirts into poor Adriana 's tiny home. ...and what then??...follow Eww's orders and kill her ???

Yes, " hardboiled egg eyes" was descripitive . I need my heroes to be large and in charge , but Leo looks persistently dazed and confused and muy sad which does not strike confidence in me that he will actually be effecfive in protecting all tbe people he has sworn to protect ...and tbe list is growing...Eliesa, Mojo, Mom, Leslie, Tere, Clara ,Sonia . ...how? When?
 

Excellent Blue Lass.

You gave us all the details with your wonderful wit and humor.

"Then for dessert, he goes over and evicts Carmen and Juanito from the apartment". Ewww is becoming a TN cliche: throwing out a dying woman and her grandson out onto the street followed by viciously punching his own son in the stomach, where he is still recovering from being shot All this with the evening still wide open!

"Ren is back in her room, clinging to the maid like a life-raft so she won't be alone with her mother" perfectly described that almost unbearable scene. Frighted, wide eyed and cowering, Vicky, the queen of darkness eyed her prisoner with icy cold contempt. Chilling.

"the spindly legs of the Adriana table begin to tremble" mirrored the precarious position Adriana is now in. JL is so mercurial, Adriana's rejection will likely just give him one more reason to "allow" her to be killed. JLouse doesn't deserve her "
kissing his chest" (good one Kirby). I do think Adriana is someone who has her wits about her and am hoping she and Leo will team up with the "bros" to turn this thing around. I hope she is resolute to stay as far away as she can from JL Rgv Chick, her survival will depend on it.

Sara is one of the few characters here who is exhibiting any sign of growth. Perhaps her big, not quite bouncing, eldest baby boy is not everything she thought. Must be hard to have your respected, revered police hero son's noble characteristics disappear one by one. She has no idea what is to come.

Mauricio won't be of any help if he is going to be drugged every minute. I think he needs to escape. Now would be good.

What about Majo and Fab? There seemed to be an easy rapport between them. Could there be any remote possibility of a relationship that might actually germinate in friendship, with no kidnapping or terrorism to be seen? No gentle pleading or wheedling that Elisa actually consider Fab romantically, no screaming, slapping and declarations of hate from Majo.

I rarely have anything to say about Elisa. Why start now?

Thank you - this was great.

Diana
 

OT...i didnt make a big turkey , but i wonder if you can freeze turkey . Otherwise, consider turkey chili, soup, barbeque, and salad. My aunt used to make me sliced turkey sandwiches with a bit of cranberry sauce on them..delicious , and my college roommate just told me🌐that her family !ikes green olives on their turkey sandwiches. Okay, time to throw out the pumpkins on my front porch and put out the Xmas wreath,s!ed, Santa, and Snowman . Time marches on un!ike this show.
 

Bluelass, this was so much fun to read. Thanks!

Nothing truer said in this episode: Elisa thinks it is all about HER. She has consistently minimized Leo’s loss of his fiancée and unborn child.

When Leslie asked what was wrong with her dad, I felt the answer should have been”his ugly beard.” .

I did like Elisa’s embroidered jacket with the lace blouse combo.
 

Diana, even though i dont understand what tbe characters are saying, i definitely got a visual vibe that mojo was flirting a bit with Fab . So..will pinball Fab go from Fern>>>to Eliesa >>>but finally settle on Mojo? Three of my female cousins ( who were sisters..a blonde, a redhead,and a brunette ) had a nextdoor neighbor who dated all three of them....and ended up with none of them.

Does anyone know how many episodes are left ?
 

Jarifa, i have liked Eliesa 's wardrobe. She wears clothes well. The wardrobe department always has her in artsy,Bohemian clothes. They have given Mojo a young, grungy look , and Icky looks like her slacks and blouse collection are from the Lauren Bacall archives.
 

"have liked Eliesa 's wardrobe. She wears clothes well"
Almost anything looks good on or OFF of a size 3.
 

...Eliesas is more like size zero.
 

Full moon
 

Blue Lass thanks for another funny & Snarkity filled recap.

Well they've drugged our hero. Oboy
The nurse didnt sqweal did she? Or
Somebody was listening?
Come on GG, you throw us bone, one
Covered with meat and then you take
It back. That's dirty Gg, dirty. If
Hes got a pile of money and people
They better get him outta there.
Cuz that dr is totally in eww & vic
Death grip. Is this show almost over? Cuz I'm truely tired of seeing the bad guys get the upper hand in Every. Freakin. Thing.

Eww has officially disowned dario so he needs to just let it fly and bring ugly rug head down. He Thinks dario is beneath him, and he feels the same about piedad and fer and Sonia. And all the Cantu women,
Except vicious. I dont know what the attraction is with this heffa. But she deserves whatever she got comin. And both of them will so deserve it.

Renata dont have no bidness being afraid of that bitch. I want her to get all of her wits back and stand up to that creature thats passing herself off as a human being. That actress is really playin that part.
You know you're good when someone
Feel like slapping you so hard your
Ancestors and descendants feel it.

"Out on the patio, the spindly legs of the Adriana table begin to tremble." Yeah cuz if she dont want him no more he got no reason to keep her alive. She better listen to leo. Leo may have to kill his brother cuz stupid brother is gonna
Kill reynaldo, or whatever his name
Is. If his dad was that screwed up
He's probly worst. Can't imagine what Sara had to put up with. She
Was probly raped too. Iam so glad
Tere told leslie to take care of herself and don't be depended on no
Man. She dont want her daughter going through what her and grandma went through. I dont speak Spanish but I Knew what she was telling her even before I read the recap. And jlow Better not kill her. Cuz I dont believe leo would hesitate to put a bullet in his thick butt.

Sonia get some guts girl.

Thank you Blue Lass

 

I don't know what's worst, having
A gun shoved up your nose or a Qtip
To get covid tested. All that crap eww is Doing is just heaping coals of bad stuff to come on his rug head. Fer is gonna flip a switch if she comes back and find mom and babyboy gone.
That's kinda on her cuz if juanito
Is fab's should have told him.

 

Fab strikes me as the kind who would go ape sheet bananas if he NOW found out that Juanito was his secret kid and now Ewww did something with him.. He'd prolly be calling BroDaro to borrow that big gun and sitting writing Fer and Eww on the bullets.
 

The next step should be Dario letting his half brother in on how truly despicable their father is and Fab sharing that news with Elies-a lot. She hasnt believed Leo whenever he has attempted to warn her about Tio , but she might believe Fab . Fern is also unhappy with Ewww now that he is pushing her to get her mom and son out of her apartment .
 

Great work, Blue Lass, and great work on Wednesday, Adriana.

So now Fabricio knows he and Dario have the same sperm donor. The question is whether he will believe it. I'm not sure he will.

The rumor was that this would have 124 episodes, so if that is the case we still have a long way to go.

Adriana needs to get away from JL, who is looking to corrupt her.

As for why Victoria hates Renata we still don't have a clue unless it was that Renata witnessed something she shouldn't have once upon a time. The other thing is that now Elisa knows that Eugenio is after Victoria she should start listening to Leo. Big time.

I've had some computer issues today so I hope I don't have to switch to the one I've had sitting around. It is missing features I need.
 

Thanks for the great recap Blue Lass.
Something was unclear to me. Is Renata back at home now? I never actually saw Elisa take her home but it seemed like Renata was in her bedroom when Elisa was talking downstairs to Adriana. Did I miss something or do we just assume Elisa drove Renata home?

 

Renata is home in her bedroom clinging to the maid as Icky enters her room, so we must assume that Eliesa lot brought her home against Icky's wishes. Poor Renata .
 

Fe, yes, Eliesla got guardianship of Renata and brought her home. It was definitely against Icky's wishes since Icky is afraid Renata will try to kill her.

Sources that I used when I first researched this TN indicate that it has 92 episodes. The original Turkish version has 164.
 

A HUNDERD AN SIXTY FOUR? MoJo and Daro will have grandkids by then at the rate this slug is going.

Oh nevermind, 92?

Srsly, I seemed to have missed the part where Mauricio was shown drugged..er sedated. Was he? Grrrrrrr. Hopeofully it will not take him long to bribe or sweet talk someone into giving him saline solution as he pretends to be knocked out.

Then he can get up in the middle of the night and rewire the heartrate monitor on the pole by his bed into a cell phone and video chat with E-Lies-a about what they did to Ren and are doing to him by Vic-ious' orders.
 

I did not see Mauricio being sedated either. I saw him in the hoodie talking to Elies'a , and then I saw the nurse take him away . I am starting to feel a little sedated myself with the villains winning and the good guys clueless and helpless. So frustrating . We need the good guys to start working together and putting together the pieces of this jigsaw puzzle connecting Eww, Dario,JL, and Icky .

Sunny and 60s here.
 

Gracias Rvg Chick, Kirby, Susanlynn y todos for clarifying that Renata is indeed home
Also, I too, did not see Mauricio sedated. Perhaps that scene was cut from Univision’s broadcast. Anyway, at least I know now that I didn’t fast forward through that scene.

 

Sorry I'm late to the party, it's been a busy weekend.
Blue Lass, you had me scratching my head at your title, I had never heard those expressions, I learn so much from all of you every day. Like always, you didn't miss a beat, it was an exciting read of a great episode.
“JL uncloaks in Adri's living room" - the perfect way to show, instead of telling about his character; "Leo's boiled-egg eyes get a little eggier" is also scarily accurate.

Chickie, my dad's perfect way of killing a villain is: you take a knife, you slice him up really good, then add salt to the wounds and let him marinate overnight in a nice dungeon. I believe this could work for Eww.

Diana, I was paying attention to Fab and Majo, but I didn't see any spark there for now. I wouldn't even consider it, but he loves her sister, she loves his brother, they do seem like a match made in telenovela.

Kirby, Mau being sedated was implied but never shown. Seeing how wack this manicomio is, half the patients could be drugged all the time, while the other half try to escape or bribe the nurses.

Urban, does Eliesa actually believe that Eww and Icky are together, though? Her sisters have both tried to open her eyes to several things already. She is beginning to distrust her mother, but she could never think ill of her lovely tio.

I never watched the original, so I don't know how close they stay to the original - comparing the number of episodes might not help us determine how much longer till the end. I read an article last week (I think) that said they were getting ready for the last days of filming. Seeing how things are starting to unravel, I would say we're halfway through.
 

My original source said 80 episodes, so I had clocked it to flow out as the new year flows in. But they could be shortening it now due to COVID.

Mauricio was not shown sedated, but that's what the nurse told Elisa when she went back to talk to him.

Adriana, thanks for the awesome recap on Wednesday -- sorry I didn't get a chance to comment. BTW, my recap title is a play on words from a 1950s song called "Yakety Yak (Don't Talk Back.") The ShaNaNa did a great remake in the 70s.

BTW, I came across an old photo of Fidel Castro the other day, and you guys were NOT exaggerating...the resemblance is uncanny.
 

Adriana ..yes, " yakety yak" is from that old song , and it's what you say when someone is talking too much about something you are not interested in . ...like a kid's reaction to the parents telling him what to do .. " Bring in the dog and put out tbe cat ..yakety yak...don't talk back . "

At this point, I dont see any possible redemption for Eww and Icky , but i am wondering if either JL and Dario might save an innocent abd redeemed ..for JL it would mean saving Leo or Adriana, and for Dario it would mean saving Mojo. As for Fern, she seems to be rethinking her unholy alliance with Ewww now that he is messing with her mother and son .
 

I wouldn't be surprised if she tried to kill him and he killed her instead and set somebody up to take the rap. Hes that slimy, he'd set up dario now that he has just disowned him. Jackass.
 

Its suppose to be 30° up here in fla In the morning. That's what Im told. Well see.
 

Nina ..oh my gosh. I cant believe your temperature is going down to 30. Crazy . Up north here, we are only going down to 35 tonight.
 

" set up dario now that he has just disowned him. Jackass."
Yep, Dario has been warned. Now let's think a minute. What is really important to Jackass Rug, not who, what. Yessiree, V-Icky Vic-ious (not a human by all estimations.) so it is a what.

Now what would burn Ewww's ass the most? Brutally RAPE Vic-ious and tell Ewww about how much you enjoyed it. Maybe even make a sex tape for Ewwww, he likes those, right? As Ewww is about half crazy, it might just finish him off. And no one would feel any pity for Vic-ious. But Mojo would be jealous. Dar would need to get her some Tequila and another necklace.
 

I'm a little farther South than Nina, prolly 'bout 250 miles or so and it is predicted to be the coldest since January, in low 40's here. It will be a nice (short) change from 80s.
 

It will be a nice change from the high 80s to 90s. I hate hot weather this time of year. It's so very depressing. Christmas should be cold, hot chocolate and sweaters &
Boots, corduroy and everything winter. Now I know there are hot christmases in other regions of the world but I was born in a cold area
And I have fond memories of aromas
This time of year that just doesn't
Go With a hot thanksgiving and hot christmas. But I am grateful to be with family at the end of the year.
Which is what's most important cuz
We have no control over the weather
Wow that was a mouth full. I guess I just feel like typing. In any case yall stay warm.

 

Blue Lass: I busted out laughing at the title of your recap.
 


"Diana, I was paying attention to Fab and Majo, but I didn't see any spark there for now. I wouldn't even consider it, but he loves her sister, she loves his brother, they do seem like a match made in telenovela".

Adriana Noel, when you put it that way:) You are so right of course. I guess the pesky little issue of loving each other's sibs is fairly insurmountable. I admit to getting carried away at the prospect of seeing some sort of "normal" romance. Excuse my temporary delirium! 😊

Diana

 

Diana, looking just at the visual clues since I don't understand dialogue, I got the feeling that Mojo was flirting a bit with Fab.
 

Tonight's gonna be good; I'm hoping Scario will have a nice, long conversation with his bro. Well, ok, it won't be that nice for Fab-Poodle. But, man, when those flood gates open, Fab better have a sturdy life jacket on!
 





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