Caray, Caray!

We have a repeat of Leo whisking off to check out while Crisbitch lurks behind and glares at the cabin where she assumes Eliesa must be hiding. She takes a revolver out of her purse.

At the Grupo Can’tDo, Fab is taking care of business when he gets a call from Ewww’s minion. A messenger will deliver the documents Fab is to sign—documents to certify and confirm shipments. Minion also tells him to look through Eliesa’s paperwork for pricing certificates and he is to duplicate the prices. They need the documents today, so, the messenger will wait for the signed documents. Fab walks out of his office and runs into Fer who hands him the documents which have just been given to her by the messenger. After he grabs them and turns to leave, Fer comments, “You are doing exactly what Augusto did, or rather, you are doing what your father wants.”

At Adri’s bedroom of doom, Adri and JLowest are going at it as JL’s phone lights up. Tere is calling and gets his voicemail, so she tells him they have been trying to reach him. Leslie needs a blood transfusion and he is the only one who has her blood type. After she hangs up, Sara urges her to keep trying to reach JLow (who is getting down really low). Maybe he would see a text? Just sayin........

At the cabin of luuuurve, Eliesa is waiting nervously for Leo as we see CrisBitch walk past the window behind Eliesa. As she approaches the door, Cris looks around before she knocks. When Eliesa asks who it is, Crisbitch introduces herself as Leo’s friend who has come to help, so dim bulb Eliesa opens the door. “Who are you?” Eliesa asks. Crisbitch replies, “Cristina Cardenas. I come from the prosecutor’s office and I am going to help you.” Meanwhile, Leo is finishing up the checkout. Har Har Har, better make that a cabin for THREE Einstein.

At the hospital, Tere and Sara are trying to think of someone else who could have Leslie’s bloodtype, but there is no one. Wait! Don't BROTHERS have the same blood type? Forget it, TN blood.... nevermind. Sara urges Tere to try to find JLow and call his office. Tere prefers to call Leo (who is now on his way back to the cabin). Tere explains why they need to find JLow, so Leo agrees to try to find him. Sara takes the phone and gives her two cents worth. Leo then gets a call from Mario who is waiting by the side of the road. Leo tells him that he will let him know when he and Eliesa take off. Leo then calls JLow but only gets the voicemail, so he too leaves a message to contact Tere.

At the Can’tDo house, Renata tells Vic-ious that Majo will not sign anything, so she can take those documents (and shove it?). Vic refuses to argue (thank you!), so Ren asks her to explain what the documents are. Vic responds that it just a simple transfer. Ren warns Majo that Vic is trying to rob them. Vic addresses Majo and explains that it is an administrative move, the general directorship can’t be vacant since Eliesa isn’t there. When Vic finally asks if they have heard from Eliesa, Majo comments that she thought Vic wasn’t going to bother asking for her. When Ren blurts that Vic doesn’t care, Vic argues that she DOES care, that is why she is doing all of this. She adds that the TíoEwww is doing everything he can so that the judge will order a stay for Eliesa so that she won’t get arrested, and Fab is also doing what he can so that Eliesa won’t set foot in jail. Despite what Vic says, Majo still refuses to sign anything (yeehaw!). Vic then asks Clara to leave since she is not of that family and has no business listening to what they are discussing. After Clara goes to Majo’s bedroom, Vic doesn’t understand why Clara is there. Majo tells her that Clara is her friend, but Vic scoffs at the idea since she hired Clara to be Majo’s companion and servant. Majo retorts that this servant understands her better than Vic. Ren then interrupts and comments that Vic has always been like that, she doesn’t care about them. When Majo tells Vic that she is the one who is against them, Vic insists that she is on their side, she is only protecting their patrimony. Ren doesn’t like that Vic is making decisions for them and doesn’t agree that Fab be the CEO for the company. Majo seconds the motion. Vic reminds Ren that it wasn’t too long ago that she was selling her shares to her TíEwww and wonders when Ren became so interested in the company. Ren replies, “When you and Tí Ewww killed Marcelo, my husband, and when both of you made me abort my baby.” BOOM! Take that you witch! Ren 47 points.

At the cabin, CrisBitch insists that she is a friend who is trying to help, but Eliesa has never heard Leo mention her name. If she were really his friend, Leo would have told her something. Crisbitch tells Eliesa not to worry and assures her that she is there to help her, but Eliesa needs to tell her the truth…about the accusation Dar made against her. Eliesa refuses to talk about it until Leo returns. Cris assumes that Eliesa doesn’t trust her. “No.” says Eliesa. “I don’t know you.” “But Leo does,” replies Crisbitch, “and very well.” (smirk, smirk). Just then Leo enters. His eyes bug out when he sees Cris and he asks what she is doing there. It takes him both hands to put his eyeballs back in their sockets. It isn't like Bugs Bunny, where they are on springs. (Oh I’m here for a menage a trois!...heehee wishes! :-). Eliesa relays what Crisbitch told her, but Leo shakes his head and assures her that Cris is no friend and she is not there to help them…they can’t trust her. Eliesa wants to run out, but Cris takes out her Big Pawn Shop 45 Pistol and tells them not to move. She tells Leo to give her his gun. He lies that he doesn’t have a gun, but Cris knows better, so he hands it over when she points her Saturday Nite Special at Eliesa. Leo tries to tell her that what she is doing is illegal, but she argues that she is only capturing a fugitive and trying to question her…nothing illegal about that! Have you EVER seen a Blonde outsmart a Brunette? Me neither!

You can just see that Rol-O-Dex upstairs in Blondie's LIE-brary spinning like an airplane propellar as she frantically searches for a lie which works on 'Psycho ex-lover with Big gun'.

JLow has finally finished his bopping session and listens to Tere’s messages. He brings Adri up to speed and calls himself STUPID (as viewerville nods vigorously) for leaving his phone in the other room. Thank You Adri for definitively putting to rest the “Is she kinda stoooopid or is she REALLY stoooopid debate.! Adri wants to take him, but JLow shouts that he doesn’t want his family to see her! He continues to rant that he was there rolling in the sack with her while his daughter is dying…because he is an IDIOT (more nods)!! He ruins everything, nothing ever comes out right for him, he always does everything wrong!! (I’ll need a neck massage after this!) Wait, JLow, go over that again, I didn't have the phone on record. I somehow know we are going to need this later. Obit?

At the Can’tDo house, Vic is frustrated and tells the girls that they are only tying Fab’s hands and they will end up in the streets. Ren doesn’t think Vic will end up in the street, Ewww is probably paying her very well to rob them of everything! Ren questions, ‘It’s to your advantage to sleep with him, isn’t it?” SLAAAP!!! Majo defends Ren and wonders what is wrong with Vic, and Ren assumes that the slap was a “yes.” 36 points + 47 is Ren 83 points now. When Vic demands that Ren respect her mother, Ren retorts, “ You forgot about that when you killed my child, he was your grandson, mother. You destroyed my life.” Majo then tells Vic that it’s best that she leave…get out (BOOM #2, Beyotch!).

At the Grupo Can’tDo, Fab returns the signed documents to the messenger. Afterwards, Fer tears into him and tries to convince him to not end things with her so brutally. He thinks that “It’s too late, baby, now it’s too late…”, they are all up to their ears in dirt. Fer tries to tell him not to believe everything his papa tells him, but Fab counters that everything that papa told him about her turned out to be true (errr…half-truths sunny boy!), the only one who has lied about everything has been her! When she reminds him of Dar and his mother, Fab counters that he found that out through Dar, the only thing she has done is to take advantage of that situation. Fer again tries to convince him not to believe everything Ewww tells him., she then goes into her little song and dance about how Ewww didn’t want Fab to find out about his son, threatened her, blah blah, blah…and now Eww is trying to convince him to take her son…but she won’t have it!!, he’d better not dare!!

At Fer’s apartment, Sonia is experiencing pillow pain. When she tells Fer’s mom that it hurts, mom tells her that she is having contractions and needs to be seen by a doctor. Mom wants to call Fer, but Sonia wants to take a taxi on go on her own…but she has no money. Mom has a little and she will give it to Sonia. Sonia walks out!! (and no guards???) Ed: Unlike real guards, Henchmen do not have EMS training and would not be able to deliver a baby.

At the hostile hostel, Leo tells Cris that she can’t keep them there, but her Pawn Shop Bargain says otherwise. When Eliesa asks who she is, Cris would rather find out who Eliesa is. Cris wants to know Eliesa’s true personality because she can’t believe Leo would fall in love with someone so basic/simple (minded? We’re with you on that one Cris!). When Eliesa again asks who she really is, Leo explains that Cris is the chief of internal affairs, and many years ago, she was his psychologist. “And his lover!”Cris adds. But Cris isn’t there to talk about herself, she is there to talk about Eliesa. If Eliesa convinces her that she is innocent, she will let her go. (Ok, Eliesa, do what you do best…LIE!!) Leo wants to get this over with but Cris warns him not to provoke her. Leo insists that if she is going to shoot him, to just do it and finish her game. Oh how brave muffin. You know she would never. Cris points her gun directly at him and is willing to finish the game…but Leo’s phone interrupts. She tells him to answer but to be very careful with what he says. It’s Mario, but Leo refuses to answer.

At the company, Fer gets the call from her mama that Sonia had contractions and has flown the coop…with her money. Fer freaks and tells her mother that because of her, they will take Juanito from her.

Back at Hostile Hostel, Mario calls again so Cris answers and tells him that she needs help in detaining Eliesa and Leo. Mario has two options: send reinforcements or suffer the consequences. Does she actually TELL him where they are? :-)

JLow runs into the hospital and asks for his daughter (did he check his zipper?). Tere comes up and tells him that Leslie is critically ill and is not responding. After Sara rags on him for not being available, he frantically asks what he needs to do.

Contraction riddled Sonia arrives at the Velasco home. She rings the bell and calls out for Leo, but of course, no one answers. Stoneface happens by and tells her that no one is home. She sees that Sonia is in a bad way and actually does something good…takes her to her home.

Mario calls Adri and tells her that CrisBitch is in the cabin with Leo and Eliesa. “What is she doing there?” asks Adri. Mario has no idea (certainly not that menage a trois :-).

Clara comes down after not hearing Vic-ious’s screeches. Ren and Majo apologize for the rude, arrogant and so many other things that their mother is. Clara apologizes for what her mother said too. Majo then tells them that Dar asked her to keep his mother safe. Ren is shocked that he could ask something like that, so, Majo explains that, in return, he will change his statement. Clara reminds her that Dar has a history of making promises and not keeping them, but Majo insists that it’s the only chance of helping Eliesa. Ren points out that if they bring her there, their mama will find out, so Clara offers her home….after all her mama won’t say anything since she (Clara) will stay there too. Ren still doesn’t like the idea and shakes her head.

At the hospital, JLow is desperate since they haven’t heard anything. The doc finally comes out and tells them that Leslie has lost a lot of blood as a result of hitting herself, she is very weak and will need constant blood transfusions…he confirms the diagnosis of leukemia.

At Ewww’s castle, Minion #1 tells Ewww that all the papers are signed and ready to go. After the minion leaves, Vic-ious approaches and starts crying on his trollish shoulders, but he gets a phone call and puts her off. Vic-ious is NOT happy, she’s talking to him! She tells him to notify her when he is ready to listen to her…and don’t ever ask me again what is going on! After she stomps away, Ewww listens quite disgruntled as Fer tells him that Sonia has gone bye-bye. Ewww warns her, “For your mama’s and son’s well-being, you’d better find her!...If you don’t find her, the one who will disappear is YOU!” OK, we can all take turns hiding Sonia, Patio.

At the Stone house, Nieves can’t reach Leo, so, Sonia calls Fer ( can she get more stoopid?)! She tells Fer that she wants to talk to Leo, but Fer urges her to go back. Sonia insists that if she talks to Leo, Fer can also escape. Fer pleads with her to return…her mama and son are in danger!

At the prison, Dar gets a visit from his loving bro who needs him to tell him who is behind everything. Dar needs to change his statement and leave Eliesa alone…Fab needs to know who HE is!

Back at Stone House, Sonia is feeling better. Stone starts asking questions and demands to know what Sonia is running from…what did she do!? Is there not something we can do to make Ewww want to kill Stone instead? Ooops...OK where was I?

At the prison, Dar tells Fab that he knows perfectly well who is behind everything—the art trafficking, the money laundering, the murders—it’s your daddy! Fab grits his teeth as he tells Dar that they are forcing him to get involved and send stolen artwork to NY. Dar insists that he has been telling Fab the truth since the beginning and Fab has already corroborated it. Fab only knows that he has been lied too or told half-truths. As he leaves, Dar shouts out, “Open your eyes, little bro! It’s your father that will drown you in the pigsty! He’ll use you until he can’t use you! He’ll do the same thing that he has done to me!”

Ewww goes up to the BOOdoir…and is in no mood to argue. After Vic asks who called and wonders how many lovers he has, she can’t believe he expects her to calm down when Eliesa is on the run. Ewww assures her that he is doing everything he can, using all his contacts…he swears that he will take Eliesa out of this mess. Vic-ious snarls that he needs to prove to her that he loves her…correct all the errors your son has made and keep him away from us forever!

Fer returns to her depa to find an apologetic mama who wants to go talk to Ewww. After Fer snaps at her, Fer apologizes…she doesn’t know what they will do.

At the hospital, doc explains Leslie’s treatment. JL pleads with him to save his daughter’s life.

Out in the boonies and now nighttime, Mario is frantic. They need to find a way to help Leo and Eliesa escape, but Adri is busy on her phone since JL’s daughter is critically ill and in the hospital. Once done, Adri has no clue what Cristina is up to, so Mario tells her that Cris is waiting for back up. He gets his flashlight and uses the light to flash a message to Leo. Leo sees the light and asks to go to the little boy’s room where he talks to Adri through the window. Adri knows that CrisBitch is armed, but she and Mario are ready to raid the cabin and take Eliesa in…since Adri has the authority to arrest her. Leo tells her to hold off…Cris is wanting them to take action so that she can claim that they, too, are accomplices. Back in the bedroom, Eliesa thinks that Cris is obsessed with Leo. Cris explains in her twisted way, “Leo and I…have a very close relationship, we’ve always had it. Don’t get things confused, when he was with Julia, he and I would still make love. Of course, he needed a marriage with an ordinary, traditional woman, but I gave him what no one could give him.” El asks. “What is that?” Cris moves in closer and fixates her cat glazed eyes on Eliesa as she responds, “You want to know? Leonardo enjoyed every moment of sex that he had with me.” OK, so is this 'Chris' a transvestite? :-)

Back in the bathroom, Leo tells Adri to keep other cops away. She tries to give him a gun, but he can’t take the risk. Who knows what the loca will do.

Return to the cat dance, Eliesa can’t believe that Cris would come out all this way just to tell her about her novio’s past and asks if Cris really thinks she cares what he did before he met her. Cris arches her back and slithers next to Eliesa and tells her, “Well, you should care. Because what Leo feels for me is much stronger than what he feels for you. But now that I know you, I am much more at ease…because the second you walk into the prison, that second, he will be getting into my bed. When Eliesa tells her that she (Cris) is sick, Cris grins and scoffs, “You have no idea how long I have been planning this, you’re in my hands. You have two options: you leave Leo and go down alone OR you take Leo and all his people down with you.”

And with that…the episode ends while the dramatic music gets louder…and Carlos finally has laryngitis.

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