Caray, Caray!

JLow admits to killing Aug, but insists that Julia was an accident. Ewww wonders what Leo would think about that and reminds JLow that he may have given the order, but JLow followed it and got a lot of of money. JLow insists that Ewww is to blame, Ewww dares him to turn him in, and reminds JLow that he will also have to admit to being a murderer. In desperation, JLow points his five 'n dime gun at Ewww, but Ewww threatens the life of his daughter Leslie and turns away. (Wait, would that still be murder, or expediting?) He orders JLow to find Sonia and make sure she doesn’t talk…kill her if he has to! On JLow’s way out, Vic enters and wants to know what is happening. “Nothing,” he responds, “Leave me alone.” How do I love thee, let me count ... your money.

Sonia is at Adri’s apartment and asleep in bed when Mario pays Adri a late night visit, he needs to talk to her about JLow. Adri snaps that she has nothing to do with him, but Mario still blurts out that JLow is behaving badly. Adri thinks JLow needs to accept the consequences if he is doing something wrong. She has nothing to do with him so Mario can just get himself and his gossip out! Behind the door, Sonia listens! Adri: Is this where the old adage 'Sleeping With the Enemy' originated?

CrisBitch goes to Leo’s house, but Sara tells her he isn’t there, nor is JLow. As Cris feigns surprise and mentions that Oh so much is going on with them, JLow enters. Sara wonders what all is going on, so JLow puts on his own DUH look and Cris apologizes for her mistake. After Sara leaves, JLow hisses as he wonders what in the hell Cris is doing there. Cris tells him to chill, she isn’t there for him…this time.

At the Can’tDo house, El has finally finished listening to Leo's shoulder, that's important when you are sneaking around. El is finally having doubts about who Ewww really is. Leo thinks Majo has every reason to want her pregnancy kept secret, Dar is probably afraid of what might happen to Majo if it is known that she is pregnant. El ponders the thought that Ewww might not be Dar’s sperm donor, but Leo urges her to keep quiet about knowing that Dar is Ewww’s son, it will only benefit El since she will be able to figure out who knows and why they kept it from her…those will be her enemies (oh ye have too much faith Leo!). When El wonders if FabPoopoo knows, Leo reminds her that Fabpoopoo invited Dar to the inauguration of her gallery. El flitters her googoo eyes and hopes to see Leo the next day.

After Leo leaves, El bumps into Ren who is happy that things are better with Leo. When Eliesa asks her to keep hush about it, Ren wonders what they are up to. Tell her you are pretending you are both married, she will understand that!

Back at the Velasco home, Cris tells JLow that she is only there to check on Leo. When JLow asks her about her investigation against him, Cris mentions that his bosses are not kosher with his request for a transfer, but Olvera is on his side…and she won’t interfere, just as she promised. JLow is glad because he can take his daughter away from all of this mess. Just then, Tere approaches and recognizes Cris. “Oh! She is the one who confused me with Adriana!” As Tere exits, Leo enters and JLow leaves the spider with the fly. He wonders what she is doing there. WE Wonder if there is only one!

JLow enters the bedroom and Tere wonders what Cris meant when she said that she wouldn’t interfere. JLow decides to confess, but Tere already knows about his affair with Adri. She needs no explanation since their marriage is one of convenience. JLow explains that Cris is opening up an investigation for abusing his power and promoting his lover. Tere then admits that she went to talk to Adri and asked her to stay away from him, she is afraid Leslie will find out. JLow thinks Tere and Leslie will have to leave ASAP. Um. Leave where? Earth? You sending them to your home planet?

Back at the Luuuurve Shack: Ewww decides to go sleep in the guest room. Vic reminds him that she came to live with him because she wuuvs him. When she asks if he doesn’t trust her and pleads with him to confide in her, Ewww tells her that Sonia has been found. (Like what are you lookin for Hon? Shoot I misplaced my wife?) He doesn’t know where they have her, and if Sonia talks, all his plans will go to hell. What plans, she asks. So Ewww replies, “Our marriage and going away together…and I have many things to resolve. Fab is not who I expected.” When he adds that Fab helped Dar escape, Vic is shocked! Ewww continues that what hurt him most was that Fab had the gall to deny it, he asked him straight out and Fab denied it! (OMG! Fabpoopoo lied to Papipoo! Time-out or licks?) Ewww thinks that he and Vic are in the same boat, they did all they could for their children and look at how they pay them back. Ewww walks away with shoulders slumped. Vic doesn’t like to see him like that…looking defeated. (Even less of a turn on , huh?) When she asks what she can do for him, Ewww quickly tells her to marry him, he will put all he has in her name and she can do the same. They will then put all their assets under one anonymous association which will be under the name of a group of his attorneys...but, in reality, Vic will be the sole owner of the association (swallow all of that with a swig of tequila, Vic! Hee-hee-hee:-) After Ewww urges her to marry him and tells her that she is the only one he trusts, Vic smiles (hook, line, and SINK HER!)

At the Can’tDo house, El has explained everything to Ren and emphasizes that no one can know that she and Leo are still seeing each other. El then promises to go talk to Mau and get all the evidence of what was done to Ren, but Ren responds that her baby was dead…and the doctors did what they had to do. El reminds her of what she has been saying all along and wonders why she asked Majo to go see Mau. Ren explains that they tried everything but her life was in danger, Mau is mistaken…the files he got were of another patient. Ren insists that her baby was dead and they had to save her, she feels very bad about accusing her mother and doesn’t know how she will get Vic to forgive her. Majo--> Bottle'n front'a me, Ren--> Frontal Labotomy.

At Casa Vel-ASCO, Cris was very worried about Leo who is still recovering. Leo doesn’t like to be watched over. Cris explains that she is just trying to help him...so he can find out what happened with Julia and close that chapter of his life. She closes in and wants to shooow him she cares about him. They should give each other a bit of play-sure…they are alone. After Leo steps back and moves away, he tells her she will never accept it…that she is not like Eliesa!

Next morning, The Can’tDo girls are having breakfast but Majo isn’t hungry. Majo thinks they need to figure out what they should do about their mother and what she did to Ren. Eliesa tells her that she and Ren talked and their mother did nothing wrong…and Ren is very sorry. When El adds that Mau had the wrong file, Majo is in disbelief and thinks it’s very odd. Eliesa thinks that Ren’s condition is also very odd and they shouldn’t do anything without evidence. I betcha El still believes in Santa, Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy.

Next Day—

At Casa Vel-ASCO, Tere and JL will be taking Leslie to the hospital to see how she is progressing, Leo gives her a pep talk and Sara gives her a blessing.

Fab is with Dar and asks how Ewww found out that it was he who helped Dar escape. Dar thinks that Eww is plotting against them, he knows Ewww well and thinks Ewww will try to thwart their business…and he’ll hire someone to kill them since Eww now thinks of Fab as a traitor who is now his enemy. Welcome to the Big Boys Club Poodle.

Eliesa is at the Grupo Can’tDo talking to Fer. Fab has already explained why Fer will continue there and why he gave her a promotion. When Fer tries to apologize, Eliesa wonders if she is also sorry about being her father’s lover. Fer explains that she was forced to do it by those in charge of the art trafficking business, and it was the only way she could protect her son (whom she completely ignored until recently). Fer knows that she has hurt Eliesa and also knows Eliesa won’t believe it, but they forced her to do everything. She wanted to tell Eliesa but couldn’t…just the way Eliesa couldn’t say anything about what she was doing. They threatened her just as they did Eliesa and Majo. “Who?” Eliesa asks. “Dario,” responds Fer. Eliesa wonders why Fer never told her anything and asks who is behind Dario. Fer replies that she doesn’t know, but Eliesa doesn’t believe her. ding ding ding ding... a Satan's helper just got his pitchfork. Fer knows she was not a good friend and betrayed her, but Fer will prove to Eliesa that she can do things differently. Um...Fer, are you didn't say better or WORSE? Why do we think that is not trivial? Almost sounds like “I will never lie again.”

Majo goes to see Piedad who gives her some knit baby shoes (que cute!). Piedad thinks it must very difficult for Majo to be apart from Dario now and wonders how they could help him. Majo replies that Dar’s attorney’s are working on trying to get him out earlier. And when Dar gets out, he wants them to go far away from there. Piedad thinks that will be almost impossible as long as Dar’s father is alive. They need to make sure Dar’s father doesn’t hurt Majo or the baby. When Majo asks who the father is, Piedad thinks they have already shed too many tears because of him and prefers not to say his name. That has got to be the most flimsy excuse for witholding a name since the Earth cooled!

At the hospital, Leslie asks the doctor about her results. The doctor prefers to wait for her parents, but Leslie insists that he tell her since she is the patient. When the doctor tells her that it’s not good news. Leslie asks him not to tell her parents…or rather not to tell them that she is doing so badly. Before they knew she was sick, her parents were about to get a divorce, and she is afraid that if they know she is dying, they will surely get separated. The doctor insists that her parents should know, but Leslie wants to see her family happy, her parents together, and she wants to see her grandmother and uncle be well, she doesn’t want to see them crying. The doctor, who must have been a Fraternity Pledge Brother of Ren's Doctor, agrees.

Ewww is in his office when chumpy attorney gives Ewww the documents that Vic needs to sign so that they can make the transfer to their Panama attorney group. When he mentions that ceding all his assets to Vic is a very big deal, Ewww responds, “ Well, that’s what she needs to believe…until she finds out that what she did was cede all her assets to me.” Chumpy attorney then hands Ewww the power of attorney which will give Ewww all the rights he needs to handle Vic’s assets. Ewww signs it with an evil smirk. As Snidely Whiplash looks on with admiration.

At the hospital, Doc tells Tere and JLow that they will stop all treatment for Leslie. JLow thinks it’s good news, but Doc clarifies that it doesn’t necessarily mean that Leslie is in remission, it just means that Leslie is “stable.” JL and Tere are elated…and very fooled. Leslie excuses herself and goes outside to call Clara and tells her that all went well, Clara is excited about the news and will plan a little celebration. When Leslie hangs up, she feels dizzy. Her old school friend, Carlos, happens to be there and they start chatting.

At Adri’s digs, Sonia gets up and tells Adri that she heard her conversation with Mario. She wonders if it was JLow they were talking about and if JLow is the man whom Adri fell in love with. When Adri refuses to answer, Sonia advises that Adri should stay away from JLow. Adri asks if Sonia knows something about JLow, but, Sonia only replies that she knows JLow is a married man. Adri reminds Sonia that she is there only because she needs protection, Sonia should keep her advice to herself. OK Adri I give up. You people are all politicians, talk and not say anything useful.

Clara is at the Vel-ASCO home telling Sara about Leslie’s good news. After they plan a small celebration and Sara goes out to buy some things, Leo comes in and tells Clara that he is about to discover who killed Julia and he is recalling many memories about Julia…he loved her very much. Clara assures him that Julia loved him too and he needs to forgive her, what Julia did was only to help save their father. When Leo asks what else Julia did, Clara clams up and excuses herself. Leo wonders why Clara always freezes up when she is about to spill the beans, but they are then interrupted by Sara who forgot her bags, so Clara scurries away. Sara tells Leo about Leslie and the celebration they are planning.

At the hospital, Carlos asks Leslie if she is okay, so, she tells him that she is fine…she just doesn’t like hospitals. They continue chatting until Leslie invites him to her little celebration which he gladly accepts.

Low dramatic music plays as Ewww is in his office with Vic who has the document she needs to sign in front of her. Chump attorney explains that the document will give Ewww the authority to transfer what will be all their joint assets to Panama. Vic looks doubtful, so Ewww assures her that all will be well and though the association is under the attorney group, they will continue being the owners. Chumpy attorney explains that the intent is to hide their assets so that no one can trace them. Vic signs it!! Read that again, she signs it, not-- she begins reading the fine print. We take it she never felt the need to learn to read. Or do not sign anything written in Chinese, or Swaheelie, or Gork.

At the Vel-ASCO home, Leslie’s celebration starts. Carlos arrives with a gift and introductions are made. In another room, JL calls Adri because he needs to talk to her ASAP. They agree to meet at headquarters. Tere walks in on him and wonders if he has such a great need to see her. JLow responds that it’s not what she thinks, it’s business…he’ll be back soon.

Mario reports to Cris that, last night, he followed JLow who went to Ewww’s house, Jlow was there for quite a while. He doesn’t know what he was doing there but when JLow exited he was very angry. Cris orders him to continue following JLow…and only to report to her. Mario nods like those little dogs on the dashes of jalopies.

Eliesa quietly enters her bedroom to find Leo there. He gives her a little present from Leslie—a little box for dreams, she is to tell it her dreams, the box will keep them and then the dreams come true. Inside the box, Eliesa finds a necklace which Leo helps her put on.

At headquarters, JLow receives the cold shoulder treatment from Adri. He tries to get her pity telling her of all the bad stuff he is going through, but Adri doesn’t go for it. JLow wants to speed up their investigation so that they can close it…so Adri needs to tell him where Sonia is. JLow just wants enough information to take to the judge...and that will speed up his transfer. He pleads with her to do it for his daughter. What they have cannot be, but he wuuvs her more than he could ever imagine. He kisses her and tells her that she is an intelligent woman, ( ? ? ? ? who says? ? ? ?) if things were different he would give up everything for her. “Where is Sonia?” he asks again. And with that we end…is Adri’s armor strong enough or will she melt like ice on fire?

kirbo & RGV

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