Caray, Caray!

We start off at Casa of the Can’tDo sisters where Elisa has backed off her declaration that Dario will have to kill her to take Majo. Dario glares at Elisa who is trying to talk Majo out of leaving with him. Majo asks Elisa to respect her decision, but Elisa can’t stand by and just let her walk out, she pleads with Majo to think hard about what she wants. When Dario points out that Majo has already made her decision, Elisa accuses him of having forced Majo to make the decision. She thinks Dario is selfish and asks what kind of life he has to offer Majo…she will be a fugitive like him! After she adds that he can’t make Majo happy, Dario counters that if anyone knows the situation, it is him. He then apologizes for all he has done to Elisa. Elisa may not think it’s much, but he is willing to give his life for Majo. Elisa is still convinced that if Dario truly loves Majo, the best thing he can do is leave…and disappear. Majo cries as she tells Elisa that Renata has her baby, and if Elisa wanted (and would get off her high horse), she could be with Leo. And the only thing Majo is sure of is that she is not willing to sacrifice what she feels just to have a tranquil life…she wants to live, and even though everything is against them, she wants to try. After Majo adds that they already lost their baby and she doesn’t want to lose Dario, Renata approaches and tells Elisa to let Majo go.

 Renata thinks that if she had had the courage to leave the house since the beginning, Marcelo would not be dead and neither would her baby, but she couldn’t because she was afraid. Renata then asks Majo if she is sure of what she wants. Majo nods, so Renata continues that Majo should go and not let anyone stop her…Majo has a right to live her life and to choose whom she loves. Majo then pleads with Elisa to stop worrying about her…she needs to take control of her own life. And if Elisa doesn’t allow her to leave today, she will only leave the next day or whenever she gets the chance. Elisa finally concedes and tells Majo to take good care of herself. The three sisters cry as they hug each other one last time. Finally the Mutant Ninja Can'tDo Turtles will be separated.

At Ewww’s lair, Ewww wonders what else he can do to win back Vic’s trust. He admits to Vic-ious that yes, he gave the order to have Aug killed, and now he is in her hands. When he asks what else she wants, Vic quickly replies, “Marry me tomorrow. Prove to me that all that you did was to protect my inheritance and that of my daughters.” Ewww retorts that he has nothing to hide, so, Vic tells him that then there is nothing to stop them from getting married. They don’t need anyone’s permission…though their children are not in agreement….except for Renata who only agrees because of the baby. Ewww wonders why the urgency, so Vic explains that many things have happened and she needs that proof of his love. And if he doesn’t agree, she will go to the cops and tell them who ordered the hit on Aug! (By the waaay StudMuffin!)

At the prison, Sonia cries for her baby. Her cellmate is fed up and accuses Sonia of selling off her baby. The guard comes by and tells them to shut up and go to bed.

Dario and Majo arrive at Fer’s apartment where Piedad has been waiting for them. Piedad wants them to leave, but Dario still has some unfinished business. Fer stands close by and listens as Piedad asks Dario to forget about his vengeance, but Dario can’t forget that Ewww killed his son. Piedad tries to convince him that he should risk having a new life, and Dario argues that he is only doing this to protect all of them, if Ewww lives, Ewww will always be a threat to them. (Most lucid proclamation of the whole show) Piedad then asks Majo if she is in agreement. Majo doesn’t know if it’s vengeance or justice, but she does want Ewww to pay for all that he has done to them—to Piedad, to her family, and to Dario…she wants justice!

At Casa Can’tDo, Adri is on the phone telling Mario not to lose sight of “her.” When she hangs up, she tells Elisa that Cris works for Ewww. Eli is shocked (why??? Leo told her that last week!). When Adri assumes that Ewww planned everything from the start and adds that they found a secret warehouse where Cris met with Ewww, Elisa thinks that must be where they store all the stolen artwork. (Eli Mae did not read that recap?) Adri assures Elisa that as soon as they have a search warrant, they will raid the place and soon catch all of them. Elisa wishes she could be with Leo to trap all those people who have done them wrong (will she twirl and change into her Wonder Woman outfit??). Adri thinks that Leo needs to hear Elisa say that and asks Elisa to go with her to her apartment where Leo is waiting for her, this is the opportunity that Leo and Elisa will have to settle their differences. What happened to just calling him on one of the thousands of cell phones we have seen ya'll using? Meanwhile, upstairs, Renata struggles with the baby who won’t stop crying, so, she goes downstairs and cries for Elisa’s help…she doesn’t know what to do. After Elisa takes the baby , Renata continues to cry and thinks the baby doesn’t like her…it probably hates her. No, it does not hate you, it just knows you are crazy! If not one is crying, it is the other! After Adri leaves, Renata notices that the baby has stopped crying and wonders what Eilsa did. Elisa thinks that the baby is probably sensing Renata’s stress. As Elisa takes the baby upstairs, Renata mumbles, “He will always hate me…because I stole him from his mother.” La llamada de la sangre … Nutty.

At Fer’s apartment, Dario tells Majo that his mother has fallen asleep. Majo knows that his mother won’t rest until they leave and she is not going to allow him to seek vengeance. Dario insists that his mother will have to understand that if they are to make a new life far away, the first thing he has to do is get rid of Ewww, if not, Ewww will never let them live in peace. Dario wonders if Majo has changed her mind, but she hasn’t, she is just thinking of her sisters…but she doesn’t want to be separated from him. Majo also wants Ewww to pay…they already lost their baby and she doesn’t want to lose Dario. Dario promises that he will take care of himself…and nothing and no one will separate them.

Cris goes into the office where Leo is waiting for news about the arrest warrant. She nervously tells him that she had no success with the judge and couldn’t get it. When Leo insists on going to look for Dario anyway, Cris stutters as she tells him that it will be an illegal arrest. Leo actually uses his bugged out eyes and notices how nervous she is and asks what’s up, but Cris assures him that everything is A-OK. When she goes off to talk to the judge again, Leo calls Mario? Adri? and tells them it’s a go. Cris took the bait and will be distracted, that will give them time to go search the warehouse. F I N A L L Y someone has at least watched the Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew..

At the Can’tDo house, Elisa sees Vic-ious arrive and wonders what she is doing there. Vic only came for some things since she is getting married the next day and she hopes her daughters will attend. Oh really? With or without MACHINE GUNS Ma'am? When Elisa comments that she is marrying the man who swindled them out of everything, Vic explains that she is marrying Ewww to make sure he DOESN’T swindle them out of anything…tomorrow everything will also belong to her. Elisa doesn’t buy it…especially after what Vic is doing to Renata. She confronts Vic about stealing Sonia’s baby, but Vic tells her that it was Ewww’s idea, not hers. Renata is hiding at the top of the staircase and listening as Vic points out that the baby would have been brought up in prison, the baby is better off there. Elisa knows that Vic has never given a rats ass about those things. What Vic is doing is forcing Renata to commit a crime! Renata continues to listen as Vic lies that Sonia gave up the baby for adoption, but Elisa knows otherwise and tells Vic that she isn’t doing anything to help Renata, the only thing Vic is doing is to make Renata suffer more because Elisa is going to do whatever she can to return the baby to Sonia…she doesn’t care if Ewww is the father and thinks he can toss the baby around like a piece of merchandise! Vic shakes her head in objection, Nooo, the father is Marcelo! Elisa assures her that is what Ewww wants her to believe, Ewww asked for a DNA test and it was positive! She then sarcastically adds, “ Ewww is the father, and tomorrow will be your great day!” ding ding ding ding.

Renata retreats into her bedroom where the baby is crying. She starts to pick it up but steps away as she thinks that Elisa will do everything to return it to Sonia and that Ewww is the father. Renata turns and looks at the door with a bewildered and pained expression as she remembers—(flashback) Ewww leads a very young Renata into the bedroom and tells her not to be sad…everything will be over quickly…and he shuts the door!!! Renata is in emotional agony as she remembers and realizes what her Tío would do to her. (Bastard!!! Pardon my language but that is mild compared to what I really want to say!)

At Fer’s house of refuge, Dario tells Fer that he knows how to scare the daylights out of Fab who is a coward. Dar swears that he will rescue Fer’s son...since she is helping them too. Majo approaches as Fer puts her hand over Dario’s and thanks him. After Fer leaves, Majo doesn’t understand why Dario has a need to help Fer, he is only risking himself. But Dario has given his word and he will fulfill it. Majo then reminds Dar that Fer was her father’s mistress and can’t believe Dario would defend her, but Dario is determined, he is going for Fer’s son and then he will go after Ewww…and that’s how things will be! After Majo concedes and gives him a kiss, he assures her that all will be well. She leaves and heads for Fer…to tell her, “I don’t want you to touch Dario ever again!” Fer tries to explain her affair with Aug, but Majo ignores her and walks away. Fer recalls in a flashback—Aug: “I’m going to get free from all those people…I’m going to keep the last lot, the one they just sent me. I will be able to pay all my debts and secure my family’s future. Then you and I…” Fer tried to talk him out of it, but Aug continued: ”I’m not going to betray them, I’m going to pay them back in their own way. I am going to free my family of all that trash...and I will free you too. All will be just fine.”

Leo arrives at Adri’s apartment. Adri knows Leo won’t like it, but she asked Elisa to call him. Leo imagines Elisa didn’t take that well, but Adri tells him that Elisa would have loved to be with him at that moment to catch the real guilty one. Leo recalls that Elisa had told him that what was keeping them apart is the same thing that unites them, so in a way Elisa is right. He can’t wait to raid the warehouse to finish with this once and for all. Leo then asks Mario for an update, so Mario tells him that (he is going to try to kiss Adri?, Oh that, yeah) they are just waiting for Cris to do as they hoped so that they can head to the warehouse. Adri takes one more shot at talking Leo into calling Elisa (Give. It. Up, Adri!!), but Leo refuses and will wait until everything is over. Mario throws in his twos cents worth and agrees that Leo and Elisa can’t be together until Ewww is locked up. After Leo goes to get some coffee, Adri walks into the adjacent room and Mario follows, he tells her she looks beautiful and has an urge to kiss her (eye roll…PUTZ! Um kiss her WHAT?) Adri can’t believe that after all she has done, he still wants to be with her (neither can we!). Mari-O-so-dumb replies that it is her mistakes that make her beautiful, and also the way she defends love…he asks her for a chance (get me my barf bucket!! Adri smiles and (oh good grief! Dramatic music gets louder) she kisses him!! Leo returns and see them (feeling like a third wheel…that should go run over those two!) Not as bad as Ewwww and Ren, but close. Mario, let the brain do the talking for three more episodes.

At Fer’s house of refuge, Dario explains to Majo that what he is doing is not for Fer and assures her that he only belongs to her. He is only doing it for Fer’s son. Dario assures her that they will soon be free, but Majo thinks that they will always be on the run. Dario assures her that he has it all planned…they will end up in Brazil where no one will find them. He swears they will be happy, buy a house near the beach and have 2 or 3 kids. This is what is giving him the strength to go on. He wuvs her…she is the star of his life.

Next Day—

Fab comes down his stairs to find Dario sitting on his couch. Dario came for Fer’s son, but Fab tells him Juanito is not there and he is not so stupid that he will just hand him over. Dario thinks that Fab is living up to his surname, he is just like Ewww. Dario wonders if Fab is going to give his son the same type of life that Ewww gave Fab. What is Fab going to do…send Juanito to a boarding school or send him abroad? After Dario tells Fab that Juanito has to be with his mother, Fab scoffs that Dar is now playing the hero, but Dario assures him he isn’t. He just wants vengeance…to destroy his father, and finish off with everything. Dario points his gun at Fab who squirms to convince Dario that they can still be partners, Dario knows all the places where Ewww has sent his money and Fab has all the documentation needed to get it all…they can split everything in half! Dario grins as he gets closer, grabs Fab by the shoulder, and knees him hard in the stomach. Fab doubles over like the wimp he is and drops to the floor as Dario tells him to shut up…he is a traitor and a coward! That money only belongs to him (Dario) since he did all the dirty work while Fab was sitting on his ass at that university for idiots! Dario then tells Fab to be content that he is alive…and he has 24 hours to return Juanito. Wait a minute Einstein, shoot off a hand, ask again where is Juanito while aiming at a foot. Ay yai yai do you not know negotiating 101 Darwinio?

At Ewww’s place, Ewww is on the phone with his minions who didn’t find Dario. Ewww asks if they searched well because that is the address his cop/contact gave him. Just then, Cris walks in and tells Ewww that they need to act fast, the cops are headed to arrest Dario. Ewww calls her an “Idiot!” Dario is not at the address she gave him! Cris' eyes almost pop out as Ewww tells her that they gave her a false lead. He sent ALL his minions to that address and left the warehouse unprotected. Cris can’t believe Leo would do that to her. Ewww spews that Leo only has eyes for Elisa, Cris is a LOSER! He orders her to go to the warehouse and clean it up…making sure that she gets all the documents that can incriminate them…and do it NOW!! As Cris scurries away with her tail between her legs, Ewww orders Isauro (the main minion) to rush over to the warehouse…Cris is also on her way.

At Casa Velasco, Tere arrives with divorce papers in hand as Sara comes down the stairs. After Sara tells Tere that Clara has finished fixing up her room, Tere states that the only thing needed to finalize the divorce is JLow’s signature. Sara still can’t believe how much JLow changed and how much he hurt them. Tere feels bad about ending things with JLow, but her marriage was over, the only thing keeping them together was Leslie and now she is gone. She asks Sara to forgive her but Sara has nothing to forgive and hopes Tere will find someone who will love and value her. Tere, however, thinks she needs to be able to live on her own.

Vic-ious coldly stares at herself in the mirror (as she prepares for the marriage ceremony) when Ewww comes to tell her that the judge is waiting for her. He cackles as he comments that it is now she who doesn’t want to get married. As he walks away, Vic mutters, “Laugh all you want...while you can!”

Cris slides into the warehouse and starts searching for the incriminating documents. She calls out to Isauro. but when she turns around, Leo is there officially in bullet-proof vest and all!! She begs to explain, but Leo tells her not to bother...it’s all over for her. He then tells Adriana to read Cris her rights. Cris’s annoying smirk turns into a gruesome frown as she stares at Leo. Wait, the same Cris who told Ewww he HAS to kill Leo ASAP last night?

At Ewww’s house, Vic and Eww sign the marriage certificate and are pronounced man and wife. Ewww wants to toast to their happiness, but Renata storms in and blurts out, “No! Are you going to toast to the stupid mistake you just made? Vic rushes toward her to stop her, but Renata pleads with her to open her eyes and see exactly who she just married. Renata continues, “Mama, I just remembered everything! El Tío Eugenio, so loving, so affectionate, and so protective, abused me ever since I was a child!”

Fer enters Fab’s apartment looking for her son. Fab tells her she will never see him again. Fer begs him to just give her Juanito and he will never see her again. Fab slowly approaches and tells her that he tried to negotiate with her—the insurance money in exchange for Juanito—but she made a mistake in sending Dario to threaten him, and that is something he will not forgive. Fer continues to plead with him, but Fab thinks she cared more about the money...and she thought that if Dario snapped his fingers, he would cave (Nah! He only folded over like a noodle), but she is mistaken. As he points his gun at her, Fab tells her that now she will have to face the consequences.

At Ewww’s crashed wedding, Ewww tells Renata that she is confused, he has always loved and protected her like a daughter. After he accuses her of having another crisis, Renata responds, “You are a liar...” Vic tries to leave, but Renata stops her and asks her where she is going. Vic wants to go call the psychiatrist, so Renata questions, “Mama, are you going to turn your back on me again? Listen to what I am saying! Look at the horror! I was a child! And you were my mother, you didn’t protect me, so you are just as guilty as he is! You let him abuse me!” Vic swears that she didn’t know, but Renata argues, “No! You and papa would leave me alone with him! You would leave me alone so he could take advantage of me. And I was afraid! I was disgusted… ashamed, and I couldn’t say anything because I thought I was to blame for what he was doing to me. You and my father knew exactly what was going on and preferred to look the other way! And why? For the money, because all of the money depended on him! That’s why you would leave me with him! You would leave me alone withhim so he could take advantage of my innocence.” Vic repeatedly swears that she didn’t know. (Do we believe her? H*** NO!!)

Sara is at the prison visiting JLow. When she tells him that Tere has the divorce papers, JLow snaps that he is not going to sign anything! He promised Leslie that he would never leave her mother. Sara tells him that Tere will not be coming to see him anymore, and Leo hasn’t forgiven him... Before she tells him what she feels, JLow interrupts and tells her that he will accept that others won’t understand what he did, but not her, she is his mother! When he adds that he is her son, Sara tells him that he stopped being her son when he became a murderer...and this is the last time she will come see him. She tries to get up, but JLow stops her. He cries as he tells her “I can’t continue with this lie. I have to tell you the truth, I didn’t kill them, I swear to God....I didn’t kill Julia or Aug. When I arrived, they were already dead!! I swear it in my daughter’s name!” TA-DA-DA-TUM!! Stay tuned and buckle up…you’re in for a wilder ride!!

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