Tuesday, March 08, 2011

Llena de Amor #143 (Mex. 148-149) Mon 3/7/11 A night of pointed conversations and pointy knives

Tonight’s show was chock full of important dialog, so brace yourselves!

Friday: Ilitia has called the cops who now surround Muñeca’s house which of course contains our leather-clad hero, the Lirio whose Plata must be quite tarnished because he’s all black.


Ilitia gloats, but our Lirio tells her if she’d ever worked with the orphans, she’d appreciate what he’s doing for them. He hands the briefcase full of money to Muñeca. Ilitia tries to threaten him with a tall decorative pot, but he calmly takes it from her and tells her nobody gives him orders. For extra points, he calls her Loca. She kinda digs his macho-ness. Outside, the police yell warnings.

Back at the big house, Emil is wistful that Eman and especially Marianela aren’t there. Netty assures him that Mari is closer than he thinks, and MariVicky makes big eyes at her. Emil hopefully asks if Netty’s spoken to her, but Netty fudges that Mari may be far away, but her heart is with them. Emil droops.

Jorge comes in and informs them that he’s just spoken to Mari and she’ll be showing up soon. Kristel hopes that whale doesn’t move back in, and Gretel curtly lets her know that it’s Mari’s right. Emil tells her he hopes that when Mari comes, Kristel will treat her as a friend. Kristel delivers a delightful cascade of fresa-speak, which boils down to “no way.” MariVicky tells her she’ll have to move out then.

Kristel asks who MV thinks she is to order her out. Well, there’s only one thing a telenovela character can say in a situation like this: Soy yo que la mando en esta casa (I’m the one who gives orders in this house). Love that line, even though I’m not sure what the “la” is doing there.

A car pulls up outside Muñeca’s and the police surround it, guns pointed. Inside, it’s Fidel and Benigno who look surprised. Turns out Eman, in his civvies, is in the back seat. Brandon orders them all out.

Max declares that it’s the beginning of the best days of the Ruiz y de Teresa, and it’s all thanks to MariVicky. Kristel, steam coming out of ears, thoughtbubbles that first MV took her fiance and how she wants to take her family.

On cue, Nereida serves champagne for a toast and Delicia looks a little tearful.

Fedra swishes in the front door, and, spotting them, exclaims that it’s wonderful that her family organized a toast to her return. She asks Nereida to hand her a glass. Max throws his down and pulls out his pistol. Not one more step, you evil serpent! I’m capable of killing you on the spot!

Which of course is telenovela-speak for I’m all bluster and no bang. He rattles on about how he isn’t going to let her poison this family anymore. She calmly says if she’s going to be executed, she has the right to some last words.

Max isn’t interested, he just wants her to do an about-face, walk out and keep going and never come back. She asks if she doesn’t do that, he’ll kill her, yes? You know I’m capable of it, he says... nobody wants you here, nobody needs you, you’re just a rock in the road (estorbo = hindrance) for this family.

She tells him that this is her house, that is her husband, and those are her children. She’s not leaving, so go ahead and shoot. Max pulls back the slide and racks a round. MariVicky trots over in front of Fedra and tells Max she doesn’t want him to be a murderer. Gretel tells him she doesn’t want him in prison the rest of his life because of Fedra. Feh, says Max, I’m an old man and it’d be worth it to save the family.

Drop it, begs Gretel, do it for my papa. Don’t, pleads Max. Do you want me to lock myself up in the cellar again? Because that’s what I’ll do until she leaves this house. Gretel tries another tack: Don’t turn into a killer like she is, don’t become the thing you hate.

That does it. He lowers the gun and heads for the cellar. This guy has only one idea… why doesn’t he try some of the other time-honored ones, like locking himself in the bathroom and sulking, or holding his breath until he turns blue? Paula chases after him, pleading.

Now Eman, Benigno, Fidel and the police are standing around inside Muñeca’s. Ilitia tells him he just missed the Lirio. Brandon snorts that Eman knows the Lirio very well. Eman laughs to Ilitia that Brandon thinks he’s the Lirio and that Fidel and Muñeca are his accomplices.

Benigno thinks it’s perfectly normal for a guy to visit his mother-in-law. Brandon scoffs some more and asks Oliver if he agrees. They both nod, but their too-big helmets don’t.

Muñeca gulps and wonders to herself if Brandon is right.

Fedra tells the assembled (which of course no longer includes Max, king of the Mole People) that Bernardo faked Eva’s signature and she knew nothing about it. MariVicky snorts that if Bernardo did it, it was at her orders. Fedra asks that if she was guilty, would Bernardo have implicated himself? Emil thinks he would even cut his head off for her. She apologizes for believing so blindly in him…. she did loan a lot of money to Eva, and never had her sign any papers, so Bernardo must’ve done it to protect her.

MariVicky says Eva never would have borrowed that much money, and Fedra asks how she would know – did she perchance know Eva? Netty jumps in, agreeing, and saying that Fedra turned Eva into an alcoholic, taking advantage of her grief over her husband’s fatal accident to destroy her, the same way she tried to destroy Marianela and even her own children.

What I did for them, Netty, I did out of love. Emil steps up to the bat. When Kristel was in danger of dying in the hospital, you couldn’t support her. Was that out of love? Out of love you destroyed Axel’s youth? And out of love you separated Emanuel from Marianela? You imprisoned Gretel in a cellar for two years, and that was out of love? Puh-lease!

There is love that kills, it’s unforgivable! gasps Fedra, dropping to her knees. Forgive me! I know I’ve done a lot of harm. I know you can’t forgive me overnight, she weeps, but I beg you all to let me stay with you, to gain your love and forgiveness little by little. Gretel!

Hypocrite, says Gretel. Fedra goes on: You are my children, and for all my mistakes, I’ve loved you, you’re the most important thing I have in this life, let me show you I’m ready to change.

Gretel coldly tells her that she knows she will never her forgive her - Fedra is the worst thing that ever happened to her in her life.

Emil has had it – he goes to her and pulls her up, telling her to knock off the farce. It’s not a farce, she weeps, she had time to think in that cell and she realized how wrong she had been about everything. Even the worst of criminals deserve a second chance, she begs.

Netty has had it too, she declares she’s not spending another second in the house and she marches out. Emil tells her he’ll see her home, then tells Fedra they’re going to have a serious talk later. Fedra says she knows she’s lost him forever, but she’s never stopped loving him. Goodbye, Netty, she says.

Liar! spits Netty. Fedra says she understands, and tells her God bless. She turns to the others and says she knows it’s not her house anymore, but Marianela’s. Right, says Jorge, and until my wife returns, Vicky gives the orders here.

Fedra says that she came to fight (ah ha! says Vicky)… to fight for her family, for her children. The house doesn’t matter. She tearfully begs Vicky not to throw her out – she doesn’t have anyplace to go, and she wants to be with her children. Vicky grants her wish, not because she believes her, but because she wants to keep her plenty close to keep an eye on her.

Una Familia con Suerte – muy pronto! Will that be our next 7 p.m. show?

Back at Muñeca’s, more yucking it up about Eman being the Lirio on everyone’s part but the police’s, who want to take him down to the station. Muñeca has recalled kissing his ungloved hand, and goes over and takes his hairy paw for a confirming feel and tells Brandon that Eman is the most honest fellow in the world and couldn’t be the Lirio. She knows! thoughtbubbles Eman.

Fedra has gone up to her bedroom and is astonished to find her furniture, he clothes, her shoes gone. MV comes in and tells her to leave the room. Fedra asks her if she would be so kind as to tell her where her things are. The trash, sez MV. Fedra is quick on her feet and thanks MV, saying that she has done her a favor, because now she can start afresh from zero.

MV narrows her eyes and asks Fedra if she really thinks she (MV) believes that Fedra doesn’t mind losing her house, her things, her jewels. Fedra tells her the most important thing she has is here (pressing her hands to her bosom), her heart full of repentance. MV laughs, and tells her she can drop the act, there’s no use pretending. True, smiles Fedra, because one of us is pretending here, and it’s not me.

Fedra guesses that MV is staying in her room. Right, says MV. Fedra wonders where she’ll stay. MV ticks off all the rooms that are taken, but says Bernardo’s in the servant’s quarter is available. Fedra smiles and says that as long as she has a bed and clean sheets, she doesn’t care where she is. She thanks MV for her hospitality, curtsies, and leaves.

More back-and-forth at Muñeca’s. Ilitia tells Brandon he’s jealous, and Muñeca repeats things about his fine character. Brandon gives up and leaves, taking his men. Eman looks at Muñeca like “whew!” and she arches her eyebrows.

In her room, Kristel is on the phone with somebody saying something really bad is coming down. Fedra walks in and wonders who she’s talking to, and Kristel fudges that it’s Ilitia. Fedra notices a suitcase on the bed, and asks if she’s going somewhere. Kristel says no, it’s some clothes she saved for Fedra since MV took all Fedra’s stuff. Fedra says she’s touched at the thoughtfulness.

She comes around to where Kristel is sitting on the bed and remarks that they have the same taste. Kristel cowers and begs her not to hurt her. Fedra tells her no, she forgives her. It’s not her fault - she’s such a pretty girl, but such a stupid girl. Lorenzo used her when he saw how upset she was about Maricio, and she didn’t know what she was doing, did she? No! says Kristel, scared.

You knew exactly, says Fedra, you shot to kill. She reaches towards Kristel who cowers some more, but she just picks up a garment behind her on the bed. She thanks Kristel again and puts it in the suitcase which Kristel leaps up to close up for her. Some shoes too, please! says Fedra, taking the suitcase, and when you see Lorenzo, give him a kiss for me. She sends Kristel an air-kiss on the way out,

At his office, Lorenzo is on the phone demanding a private plane, ready within the hour. Mauricio comes in to his office, locking the door behind him. He wants to settle some scores – Lo lost him Garduno’s respect and his place as his right-hand man, and then he took his novia. Mau rolls up his sleeves. Lo laughs and does some air-martial-arts moves. Mau gives him a head knock with his forehead. Lo stomps on his foot. Both retreat, crying “ow!” The battle is on.

Fedra is having tea outside when Jose Maria walks up and says he’s heard the lady of the house is having some problems. Fedra dismisses Nererida. JM remarks that these are some digs, and she’s living the life of a queen. She tells him to leave.

Netty is telling Eman that that man is the key to Fedra’s past.

Fedra has popped up out of her chair and we see she’s in one of Kristel’s dresses, fortunately in her favorite chocolate color, but much too short for a middle-aged lady. She asks JM what he’s doing there – she’s a married woman. Married to what? Money? Greed? Lies? I’ve come with questions and I’m not leaving until I get the answers, Juana Felipa.

She tells him Juana Felipe is dead, she died in a shipwreck, and now she’s Fedra Curiel. JM tells her everybody’s talking bad about her – that she’s stolen, lied, even murdered. What has she turned into?

She turns her face away. Why can’t you look at me? What are you pretending to be, Juana Felipa?

I’m not pretending to be anything, she spits at him, I AM Fedra Curiel, and I turned myself into what I had to be when you abandoned me, when you had the wonderful idea of dying. Just when I needed you the most, you disappeared.

You can’t blame me for the fire in which I almost lost my life, retorts JM. I spent 27 years in jail for a murder I didn’t commit, but you had the opportunity to choose your path, but you, you chose the easiest way.

Well, aren’t we being critical, says Fedra. You’re the one who made me what I am, you who denied your own child because it wasn’t convenient, so you could be lord of the seven seas.

MV tells Jorge that Fedra knew that she couldn’t unmask her. Jorge tells her to calm down, or she’ll get another asthma attack. MV rants that Gretel can’t say what she knows because she’s afraid of what Fedra will do to Paula or Oliver. She feels so frustrated. He gives her a big hug and just then Eman and Ilitia walk in and see them.

JM tells Fedra that he couldn’t be sure the child was his. She might have been pregnant when she joined him on the boat. He knows what her past was and she wasn’t exactly a saint. No, she agrees, but I was the woman of a buccaneer, a buccaneer who didn’t know to assume his responsibility.

It’s not important, he waves off. This child, was it born? Does it live?

Jorge explains to Eman that MV was stressed out because his mother had come home. This is news to Eman. Ilitia gloats that Fedra will put MV in her place. Jorge tells her to knock it off. Eman reminds him that he was going to give up MV to fight for his marriage to Mari, and MV says he was just being a friend.

Eman asks where Fedra is and MV tells him probably in Bernardo’s room. Ilitia is shocked. Jorge points out that they should be glad she lets them stay there at all, since it’s Mari’s house now and MV is in charge. In fact, Eman should buy a nice house and move into it with his wife, because “they” don’t want them there anymore.

Eman asks MV if she’s going to let Jorge talk to them like that, to throw him out the house where he’s lived all his life? MV tells Jorge she has to talk for him a minute. They leave the room.

Mau and Lorenzo look plenty the worse for wear. Both are beat-up and tired. Lorenzo puffs that Mau should get out before he really clobbers him. He goes to open the door and Mau pulls a big knife and stabs him in the back. Yaaaaa! yells Lo, his eyes huge. He falls to the floor and Mau snaps a photo of him with his cell phone, saying he’s repaid a favor to the Reina de la Noche, laughs wickedly and leaves.

Jose Maria asks Fedra why she’s torturing him, not telling him. She says she had the torture of a memory - that he’s the one who said a son of his couldn’t come from the womb of a woman like her. Aw, I was drunk, he says. You know perfectly well that when I took you onto my boat, I made you my woman – forever.

Ah, I was always very little to you. The child I was carrying wasn’t good enough for a pirate like you. Tell me, was my womb cursed?

JM scoffs that she knew perfectly well that when the child was born, sooner or later he would know by just looking at it that it was his, because she was his woman.

Was, says Fedra. He grabs her by the chin and demands to know what happened with the child. He lets go just as Emil arrives in the garden and demands to know what that man is doing there.

Jorge and MV come back from their talk and Eman kids around just a bit, but says that if anybody throws him out, it has to be Marianela herself. Vicky tells him that what’s happening between him and her needs to be put end to, and he needs to take his wife and move out. Both Ilitia and Eman’s eyes pop.

Emil says he’s surprised to find JM there, and even talking to the señora. He’s aware that JM was connected to Bernardo in the past. Are he and Fedra by any chance old friends too? Simultaneously Fedra says no, and JM says yes.

Emil says he realizes they didn’t have time to agree on an answer, so he’ll go with the “yes.” Fedra thinks fast: she says that she knew he and Bernardo were friends, but she knew him as an employee of her father, the great Aristotle Curiel, so not really a friend. Emil says he’s glad to know somebody who can tell him about Fedra’s past.

Oliver tells Doris he has to get into the house, to Gretel somehow. She has a brainstorm, and says he can show Gretel that he will do anything for her, same as Gretel did for him. Anything! he vows.

Eman is mad, and says Marianela would never support the decision to throw him out. Jorge assures him Mari completely supports Vicky. Eman tells Vicky Mari would never do anything like that. Vicky says fine, we’ll wait until Marianela comes, and she’ll tell you herself. She and Jorge exit.

Ilitia pops off about Vicky and Eman tells her she has to speak respectively of her. Ilitia can’t believe it, and asks if he’s in love with her. Hopelessly, he says. Ilitia looks miffed, but not crushed.

Jose Maria backs up Fedra’s story, saying he was close to the family. Emil asks if why, then, he’d never come to visit Fedra before, and why is he here now? Jose says he’s been out of the country all this time. Emil says it’s fishy to have somebody like him show up after all these years. (I think it’s fishy that our super-honorable pirate is suddenly lying through his teeth.)

Fedra asks him not to be rude to JM, he’s offending her too. JM grandly states that it doesn’t make him less of a man to have Emil doubt his honesty. The strength that creates peace only comes when one owes nothing to anyone, he pronounces.

Huh? says Fedra. Emil says he’s not interested in his philosophical ramblings, he just wants to know what brings him there. JM says there’s no point in telling him since he doubts his word, and, as he sees that Emil doesn’t want him there, he’ll leave. See you some other time, he says to Fedra.

He leaves and Fedra sits back down to her coffee. Fedra tries to chitchat, but Emil tells her not to change the topic. They have to discuss that man. Fedra instead tells him that Vicky told her to sleep in the guest room where Emil is, but she knew that would bother him, so she decided to stay in the servants’ quarters, in Bernardo’s room.

Emil is amazed that Fedra Curiel accepted to sleep in a servant’s room. She (fake) bravely says yes. Well, ploy foiled because Emil, smilingly very slightly, says she’ll have to put up with it until Marianela gets there and straightens everything out. Fedra says she figured he wouldn’t want to share a room with her. Right, sez he, because our marriage was over a long long time ago.

Eman tells Ilitia to get used to it, they are over. Ilitia, who doesn’t seem devastated says, seemingly as a formality, that maybe she could throw herself out a window or something, but he says to please understand, that threats won’t work, that he’s trying to be friendly and not be aggressive, but it’s over. She says she doesn’t want him to say those things. Eman is saved by Fidel, who has come to take her to the airport for her modeling assignment.

Fidel leaves with her suitcase, and Jorge comes in and asks her how she can leave at this pivotal moment. She tells him that she signed a contract, and besides she likes her work, which seems to be all she has left. She tells him to make sure that Eman and Vicky stay apart and aren’t left alone together even for a minute, because Eman just told her that he’s crazy in love with Vicky.

Eman is creeping around upstairs, looking for somebody. He runs into Fedra, who says she guesses he was looking for her. Um yeah, hi, he says. She says that of all her children, he was the one she expected to come look for her and give her a kiss and all she gets is “hi”?

Eman says he just doesn’t know what to say. He doesn’t know if he’s sad or shocked that she’s come home. Aren’t you glad to see me? she asks. Eman kind of shrugs. She says that he’s the one who judged her the most harshly, who let that policeman he can’t stand drag her off like she was a criminal, but she is innocent.

Why don’t you say anything? I’m waiting. Ask for my forgiveness. Eman just looks at her.

At Netty’s Jose Maria is sitting at the dining room table reading the newspaper about the Lirio who steals from mafiosos and other baddies, but so far hasn’t been caught. JM pulls a huge knife and stabs in into Netty’s table, demanding to know who this fellow is and how is he connected to him? This is unlikely to endear him to lovely landlord Netty.

Sure enough Netty walks in and is shocked that he has a knife like that. He tells her he’s had it all his life (in jail???) and now it’s really stuck in the table. Netty grabs onto it too and they both pull. She ends up with it and is amazed to see “Lirio de Plata” inscribed in it. She asks JM what he has to do with that man.

Eman apologizes and says he can’t ask his mother to forgive him because he doubts her innocence. She gives him the Bernardo story, and tells him that it’s very important to her that he believe her. Eman says sorry, but she and Bernardo shared a lot of secrets, and they shared a past that included Jose Maria Sevilla who she refuses to tell him about. Does she expect him to believe that Bernardo acted behind her back?

She thinks he’s being very unfair. With a finger, she dabs the small tear on his cheek, then says she’s going to her room.

Doris apparently has been working late and as she goes down the hall, she hears Help! which spooks her. A single hand comes out a door, followed by bloody Lorenzo who says he’s dying. He slumps to the floor.

Muñeca is telling Ilitia that if she leaves, she’s leaving an open path for Eman and Vicky. Ilitia tells her that she signed a contract, and where the heck is that guard Brandon was supposed to get for her? In the background, we see smiling Brandon approaching. She smiles too when she sees it’s him.

Gretel answers the door at the big house, and OMG it’s Oliver in drag, not looking too bad. With a bit too much hair-flipping, and a higher voice, he says he want to talk to Gretel Ruiz y de Teresa. Gretel looks doubtful and Fedra, who arrives behind her at the door, stares at him wide-eyed.

Muñeca asks Ilitia what she’s playing at. Muñeca assures her that she needs a chauffeur and body guard, and Brandon promises to take good care of her.

Oliverette has gotten as far as the home office where Fedra and Gretel look at her like she’s some freak creature suspended in alcohol in a laboratory bottle. Oliverette says she was contracted to treat Gretel by none other than Emil himself. Fedra and Gretel are in the dark about any expected psychiatrist. Oliverette asks Fedra to leave her alone to talk to her patient. Fedra seems very pleased to do so and leaves graciously. Oliverette, smiling, steps close to Gretel who seems amused.

Delicia has brought MV to a restaurant (I think – it has a big sign that says “Elite”) that looks and sounds like a wind tunnel. There is one single table, and a single server. Delicia says Axel set it up. She giggles and runs off just as Eman comes up and tells MV that it was his idea to have dinner and talk, after the conflict of today. What does she say? Yes, or yes?

Avances: Kissing! First, necking, and I think that’s Mauricio that Fedra is making out with. Kristel comes in and is shocked. Brandon and Ilitia kiss. Eman and Vicky kiss. Fedra chloroforms Vicky and it looks like she’s going to inject something into her as Nereida watches.

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La Verdad Oculta #120 Finale: All tidy, with a bow


After Juan José launches himself into the jungle, disgusted Leonardo maintains that's just why he didn't want the civilians along and orders Ramón to form an assault group. Up on the cliff, Adolfo marshals his small force against the attack, where he notes angrily they sent Juan José instead of Carlos.

But no matter, they have his woman, too; and he wants Juan José alive, to see the three hostages he's having brought up. They're mistaken if they think he won't kill each and every one, Adolfo shouts to the wind. Below the house, two goons capture Juan José, completely visible to Leonardo through field glasses.

So now they have another hostage, Leonardo grits out. The assault group is ready; and they advance, crouching through the thick underbrush, with orders to retake all the hostages alive. Meanwhile back in the D.F. at Mario's, Dora prays earnestly to be forgiven the constant urge to unburden herself to David about the identity of his father.

She knows it would kill him to learn the truth; and she prays for strength to endure again the anxiety and sadness of lying to him all these years. Back at the beach house, surrounded by guns and ammo, Adolfo empties the bottom of the bourbon bottle and nervously sweats out the wait for the attack.

Drunkenly brandishing his pistol, he laughs maniacally, threatening the women with a stray shot; just when the goons muscle Juan José onto the patio. Alejandra's hysterical at the sight and hearing Adolfo's order for the goons to shoot him with Juan José's own gun, before the women are taken below again.

Down on the beach Leonardo & Co. hear the shot, as do the women in their makeshift jail, making Alejandra lose her mind in terror and grief. But below the house, in fact, it's the goon who bought it; and Juan José absconds with his gun after overpowering him. The AFI assault commences from the rocks in earnest, and the battle is on.

The women can only jump back to relative safety and watch as outside the fight rages. Adolfo urges his troops on, but they are few and falling like flies; as Dante infuriates Adolfo by leaking out, he shouts at Dante's back for being a coward and keeps shooting. In the underbrush outside, Édgar, Valentín, a goon and Dante head for the launch.

Back in Mario's quiet study, things are nevertheless tense there, too. Yolanda comforts Santiago worrying especially about pregnant Gabriela, and she urges him to have faith everything will turn out well. Suddenly thoughtful, Yolanda reveals she's been pondering all the things she's done to protect Adolfo and why.

She's going to tell Santiago why, because tearfully she explains the secret is become an unbearable weight that's eaten her inside for years; and she makes him promise to keep the very personal, serious secret. Yolanda says her father was a cruel, merciless man; and her mother weak. They grew up surrounded by hatred -- and perversion.

Yolanda knows it's no justification, but it made Adolfo what he is. And suddenly it dawns on Santiago -- that Adolfo is Yolanda's brother! He is, she admits; but that isn't all of the story. When they found out the dirty secret of their origin, the two of them only had each other to rely on.

They reacted differently to the truth, with Adolfo full of hatred and revulsion -- and her wanting to hide, to disappear. Like when she tried to take her life and Carlos saved her; she doesn't want to try that again, which is why she desires to share her secret with Santiago.

Her name is not really Yolanda Rey, which is her stage name: her real name is Yolanda Ávila Ávila! Shocked Santiago hears that not only is Adolfo her brother -- and her cousin -- but that their parents were brother and sister.

Back at the beach, the AFI finally rush the house; while outside at the dock, the deserters board the launch. Adolfo's men are just about to murder Carlos and David when from behind, Juan José ambushes the goons and turns the tables. The good guys then hear the launch powering away and turn to blast them in a huge orange ball of flame into tomorrow with unerring shots to the fuel tank.

The AFI assault force enters the house and holds fire as Adolfo grabs the three hostages in front of him at gun point on the edge of the patio jutting out over the rocks far below. He demands the helicopter in ten minutes, or he'll eliminate the girls. He mocks David for trying to play the hero and trade places with Gabriela.

Leonardo orders Adolfo to lower his gun, because his men are going to kill him long before he's able to kill the girls; to which Adolfo shocks Leonardo threatening to never learn how his parents died if they shoot him. Adolfo entices him closer, explaining to vulnerable Leonardo that his father was probing smuggling in Durango.

And that Adolfo arranged for his mother and father to die in a fiery crash into a canyon; not only that, he arranged for a dirty doctor on his payroll to murder Leonardo's wife in the hospital! Leonardo hardly has time to react, when at that moment, Adolfo's gun clicks on an empty barrel -- and then another -- and another!

The girls desert Adolfo, leaving him teetering on the edge above the precipice; and then he tumbles over on a long fall to break his head open on the rocks below, with son Carlos yelling and running to the railing with Leonardo. Leonardo gazes at the splayed body below bitterly, regretting Adolfo didn't get what was truly coming to him.

Julieta comforts Leonardo for saving their lives, and as they embrace he cries that he's so tired of death; so tired. While across the patio, Carlos weeps piteously at the twisted figure below; Adolfo was bad to him, but he was still his father and he still cares.

How sad he had to end like this; how sad! Carlos sobs. David consoles Carlos, apologizing that it was Adolfo's destiny. As Alejandra runs to embrace Juan José, and Gabriela embraces David, their tension begins to break as they rejoice, relieved.

David is just promising Gabriela never to keep hidden truths again, when Dora phones; and David finds it oddly curious that what Dora was most anxious to know was who had killed Adolfo. Ramón approaches Julieta and Leonardo to report it appears several men were escaping on the exploded launch, including Dante.

The patio's blue pool of water is glassy and tranquil again in the twilight sky, reflecting the mood of the reunited couples, gathered around it and more relaxed AFI officers, who did their jobs. Back at Mario's, Yolanda is not finished surprising Santiago; there's even more to the story.

Adolfo drowned his unhappiness in alcohol and took advantage of all the women associated with his theater troupe. In particular, on one occasion he became insensibly drunk and set upon a pretty cleaning girl -- and raped her. This act, Yolanda continues, also resulted in a child. The woman -- was Dora!

Dora was a good girl and felt humiliated; Yolanda urged her to get away from Adolfo, whom she feared, and take her child far from him. Yolanda promised never to tell, which is why Yolanda never revealed anything about the accident at the hotel. Doesn't he see now, she asks: David is also the son of Adolfo Ávila!


Unwitting brothers, looking at the broken body below.

And no one can know; no one! Santiago swears willingly for the good of everyone that this will remain their hidden truth. Some considerable time later, across town at a church to the applause of many and under bowers of roses, limousines pull up and deposit their beautiful cargo of four brides dressed in white with veils.

To a string quartet's wedding march, dapper tuxedo'd Asuncion leads Alejandra; Santiago his two daughters Gabriela and Julieta; and Abelardo leads Bertha down the aisle to meet their grooms in a huge, quadruple wedding, followed by flower girl Caramelo and ring bearer Chicles, who cleans up nicely.

In the crowd, Mauricio together with Mina smile and applaud as Juan José kisses radiant Alejandra's hand; and Dora beams happily as David joins Gabriela; grinning Santiago guides Julieta to pleased Leonardo; and Yolanda looks on approvingly as Carlos, grinning ear to ear, takes laughing Bertha from Abelardo at the altar.

Caramelo likes what she sees when Juan José pulls back Alejandra's veil; and each couple in turn reveal the brides, including Julieta with Ramón and Leonardo's daughter, Paula, looking on. Leonardo makes Julieta smile declaring how very pretty she looks. Each couple participates in the ceremony as it advances through the vows, rings and symbolic coins.

At the close of vows, in the audience, Mauricio threads Mina's hand with his and asks in a whisper whether she will marry him. Eyes wide with surprise and pleasure, Mina agrees and lowers her lids just briefly in thanks and relief for finally sending a good looking, good man who loves her!

The priest pronounces the quartet of couples married, and as they seal it with a kiss amid applause and cat calls, Santiago sends thoughts Gabriela's way from himself and in Mario's stead, that they are both satisfied today to see them setting off on their new path; while Dora thanks God and vows with renewed determination that David will never learn the terrible secret.

Asunción watches Juan José and thanks God for finally giving Caramelo her family and Juan José the happiness he deserves; as now-peaceful Mina watches Carlos and Bertha embrace enthusiastically and Yolanda wishes despite all Carlos's father did to him that from this day forward his way will be blessed.

Not a dry eye in the house as Santiago watches Leonardo kiss Julieta and speaks fondly in thought with his absent Márta, saying that wherever she is, she can see that their daughter will be happy. All the couples enjoy their wedding kisses as Caramelo showers everyone with flower petals and the audience showers them with congratulations.

Abelardo plays tour guide through the near future, first to introduce Gabriela and David's baby boy who looks like Mario -- and the news they are expecting again, with Gabriela insisting on working until she can't anymore, and David adoring his executive mom.

Then to a lawyer's office, where Juan José and Julieta rejoice with Leonardo at the news that Juan José is acquitted of all charges without a stain on his name -- and that they can legally adopt Caramelo now. Caramelo's ecstatic at the news she's going to have a baby brother, too.

Across town, Juan José has gone into business with Jorge with a brand spanking new, high-tech wood shop, where they produce a line of elegant furnishings for their successful upscale design store chain. With all the publicity of the case and Adolfo's death, Santiago returns to acting, even bigger than before; and Yolanda does, too.

Santiago and Yolanda share a chuckle on their television studio set after their writer scoffs at an idea Santiago has concerning a man passing for another person and fooling everyone, including family and the police. Who would believe that!

Fabulous original Mario returns in a scene Abelardo remembers where Santiago even fooled him as the double; and successful student Asunción stops by Abelardo in the office to discuss his favorite Spanish authors and poets. In the garden, Dora enjoys her role as grandmother to all the children, including Chicles who typically smashes a window with his soccer ball.

Abelardo expects to hear news Julieta will be bringing a new grandchild any time, while on Leonardo's beautiful ranch, he guides Julieta on horseback around the green, admitting sometimes he misses the adrenaline rush of police work; but that he's very glad to be at peace there on the ranch now. Paula seems happy to have a new mother, too.

Elsa visits Marcos in prison, looking relaxed, and pleases him saying she has found her place helping others and will be in charge of "Casa Hogar Caramelo," dedicated to helping the thousands of street girls like her. At his architectural office, Mauricio smiles at Mina, who beams back at him. They work together there now, in advance of their upcoming wedding.

Carlos and Bertha opened a chain of restaurants, as it turned out that Adolfo never disinherited him -- and he shared the fortune equally with Yolanda. Bertha contributes as an image designer for the chain. Abelardo tells the story that the infamous diamond shoes disappeared without a trace; but in fact, we see that Chicles carries a few of the brilliant gemstones around in his pants pocket.

Standing in Mario's office doorway, Abelardo is sure that his much-missed friend Mario would be happy at the way everything turned out as it should. His family is good; they're all blessed, or at least not restlessly pursuing happiness.

And if we want to know how David reacted to the news that Adolfo is his father, well, he still hasn't been told. He'd suffered enough; and as Abelardo closes the front door at the Genovés house, he says that for the time being, it remains between the story and us, the very last "hidden truth."

Or is it. After everything is tidily wrapped up in a pretty box, we arrive in New York City to put a bow on the gift that is this story. In an office there, Dante enjoys a nice laugh over the phone, explaining the joke on everyone back at the beach house dock, that he supposedly failed to board the launch to go back and help Adolfo.

But Dante simply absconded instead; and there he is, with his blonde female companion looking on. He hangs up as she turns, where we see she is not perhaps Zaida -- but Susana! And looking satisfied like a sleek cat after a dish of cream.

Things are very different in America this time, she notes with pleasure. And Dante promises her he'll treat her to a fine restaurant that he used to frequent with an old business partner, Adolfo Ávila.

THE END - "Dedicated to true lovers."

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Triunfo del Amor #47-48 3/7/11 A Tale of Three Cities

Part one of two in which:
In Miami, Ximena plants a flag on Maxlandia; Max punches out Joaquin; and Victoria shows her claws to María.
In Mexico City, Bernie bamboozles two priests; Guillermo smacks around Ofelia; a fireman fights for his life; and Max finally sees his father with Linda.
In Acapulco, the full moon loses its charm.

Miami:
The hotel. The night after the triumphant fashion show and Max’s win in the kayaking competition.

A replay of my least favorite plot contrivance: Desperate woman tricks hero into boinking her thereby spoiling the fairy tale romance of the stars for at least the next 50 capítulos. [Feel free to skip the next 3 paragraphs.]

Max is sprawled out stinking drunk on the bed in his hotel room. Our hero! At the door left carelessly unlocked, a figure in a red dress and black wig appears. Is that you, my love? he asks. Yes, my love, it’s me. He mumbles apologies for acting like a jerk before.

Ximena – the wannabe María in the stolen red dress and wig – blindfolds Max with his skinny tie and gets to work unbuttoning and unzipping.

Max believes he’s with the woman of his dreams, not the stalker of his nightmares. María, mi cielo, mi amor, he says. He wants to remove the blindfold but Ximena won’t let him. She knows there’s not enough dark in the night sky to disguise her pale and desperate face.

In another room of the hotel María is lying in bed quietly pensive when she hears a knock at her door. It’s Victoria! The lady storms in looking like Elmer Fudd who’s just been had by that Wascally Wabbit. She is fed up (harta), she says. She rants that MD will never marry Max – she’s an intruder in their lives, a fortune hunter who’s only interested in her son’s money. A social climber (trepadora). Leave Max in peace!

Toni and Pipino agree the show was a big hit and Victoria must be pretty happy about it (or she would be if she did happy). But now Pip wants to know more about Vic’s lost daughter...

...Toni has told him the whole sad story. Ah, says Pip, that’s why Victoria looks so melancholy at times. But now there’s good news, says Toni. Victoria has finally found her daughter. The only problem is she’s staying with Bernarda, Padre Juan Pablo’s mother. Pip is puzzled. Toni explains: It’s because JP is the girl’s father!

And at that moment, Victoria’s actual lost daughter, María Desamparada (expósita), is still on the wrong end of her mother’s rant: MD tried flirting with Osvaldo first, says Victoria. Only when that effort failed (because he would never, ever be unfaithful) did she turn to Max. María hints that perhaps Victoria should rethink her assumptions about Osvaldo:
Le aconsejo que no esté tan segura.
(I advise you not to be so sure.)
Victoria seems momentarily taken aback but then plows on: You are not marrying Max. He’s marrying Ximena, like it or not! Victoria Fudd stamps her little trotter.

María won’t let Vic intimidate her. She holds out her ring as proof: Max and I are engaged. Vic says bitterly:
No cabe duda, ¡eres una mala mujer!(There’s no doubt about it – you’re a bad woman! caber, lit. to fit, so there is no room left for doubt)

Mexico City:
Speaking of bad women…Bernarda awakens with a start and sees Fausto standing beside her bed holding a pillow. Wisely, he chooses not to tell her he had been contemplating suffocating her. Instead he says he heard her scream, and came in to check on her. The pillow? It was on the floor.

St. Bernarda kneels before her personal altar and vows she will kill again if she has to. But no one will make JP stray from the path she herself chose for him so he could save her soul.

Padre Jerónimo, the same elderly priest who welcomed Juan Pablo back to the seminary and listened to his confession of carnal sin 20 years ago, now pops up on the scene once again. He has been transferred to the parish as the new asesor. (He would be what… like 90 years old now?) Domingo introduces himself to Jero as the sacristán (sexton). [So apparently Domingo is not the world’s oldest juvenile. Relax, Osvaldo, your title is safe.] JP is relieved to see his old mentor and anxious to speak to him in private.

After the brutal way she treated her, Bernie is trying to smoothe things over with María Magdalena. (Just because you’re a serial killer doesn’t mean you leave your manners at the abattoir door.) She concedes:
Quizas yo haya sido un poco dura contigo.(Maybe I have been a little hard on you)
But Bernarda has suffered so much because of Victoria. And now, she tells the girl, it’s important to etch this in your memory -- Your mother abandoned you because you got in her way (estorbabas). And I have proof that she was a bad woman!

In the church, Juan Pablo tells his mentor that he finds himself confronted with his past: He has a daughter named María Magdalena. Padre Jerónimo says that one’s deeds in life are what count. And he has been an exemplary priest.

Bernarda smugly presents her proof to María M – It’s that bastard … I mean bastion… of honor, Papa Padilla. He recites the horse hockey that Bernie concocted – he and Victoria were lovers, MM got in the way of Vic’s ambitions so she abandoned her in the street. Padilla was so outraged by Vic’s behavior that he left her. And that’s why Vic hates Padilla so much: he can bear witness to the terrible person she really is.

At the scene of the fire:
The badly injured bombero is lifted into an ambulance. His rescuer, JuanJo, will accompany him. Cruz encourages his buddy: Aguanta, he tells him. (hang on.)

At the hospital: Nathy, Milagros and Alma, the pregnant lady, wait anxiously. (No one seems to be looking at Nathy’s Scarlet Letter today.) The injured man is Israel, Alma’s husband. He tells them JuanJo risked his life trying to save him.

Back at Bernie’s: As soon as Eva takes María M out of the room, Bernarda applauds Padilla’s performance. He casually mentions that in his most recent run-in with the law, he met a guy who might be able to help with the Victoria problem. (He means the Scorpion. Won’t Padilla be surprised when he learns Bernarda and the Scorpion are already as good as kissin’ cousins, what with him being her fake daughter’s pimp and all)

He’s not expecting what happens next. He pulls out a cigar and casually clicks on his lighter. Bernie, seeing the flame, freaks out shouting: ¡no lo soporto, no lo soporto! (I can’t bear it.)

[And NovelaMaven Novelties sees the possibilities for a new retail line: t-shirts, sweats, beanies all bearing the logo: ¡No lo soporto! ¡No lo soporto! Wear it while you watch!]

Miami:
The other María, la desamparada, wakes up in her hotel room and feels bad about quarreling with Max. She has to see him right away. Nothing can come between us, she thinks.

And if she feels bad, imagine how Max feels! He wakes up and reaches for his María D and instead finds Ximena smiling out from a black wig. He is appalled. What the… what are you doing here, Ximena? Don’t you remember? she smiles maddeningly. We made love last night!

Max edges away from her, pulls on his pants and tells her to get out. All’s fair in love and war, she smirks. You made love to me and now we have to get married.

And there we have it, my friends -- the impeccable logic of a sociopath, a nineteenth century virgin or a lazy telenovela writer who is painting by the numbers.

Acapulco:
Osvaldo has recovered from the effects of the full, and I do mean full moon. When Linda pouts that the weekend is over, he reminds her that she knew the rules of the game from the start. And if she doesn’t like them, that’s fine. They can end it right now.

Miami:
Victoria’s phone call to Micaela, the Sandoval housekeeper, is interrupted when Ximena bounds in with great news!
¡Pasé la noche con tu hijo!(I spent the night with your son!)
Ewww! This is more than a little icky so let’s leave the two Women Without Boundaries and rejoin our now slightly tarnished hero –

Max stands in the steaming shower trying to get the Ximena off him. [Out, out, damn skank!] No puede ser, no puede ser, he repeats to himself. ¡Qué imbécil! he says. And we have to agree. Cuz blindfolded or not, drunk or not, how could he?

María D is standing dreamily in front of her mirror when she hears a knock on her door. She opens it to find a huge bouquet of roses with a note:
Con todo mi afecto y mi admiración.(With all my affection and love.)
There’s no signature. It must be from Max, she thinks, and calls him to thank him. (We know it’s not from Max – who’s always all ‘te amo con todo mi corazón’, and ‘mi cielo, mi vida’. So how come she doesn’t know?)

She’s puzzled when he says he didn’t send the flowers. But he has something to tell her. Thinking he’s feeling bad about last night’s spat, she tells him not to worry:
Te perdonaría absolutamente todo – bueno, menos un engaño.(I would forgive you anything – well, except cheating on me.)
Uh oh. Foreshadow City!
Max and María arrange to meet.

Joaquin thanks the bellhop for delivering the flowers to María.

Acapulco:
Linda realizes she has made a strategic blunder and in trying to fix it, appears to make matters worse. It’s just that it feels horrible knowing you’re going to abandon me, she tells Osvaldo. I’ll never abandon you, he answers, but I’ll never abandon my family either. And her chilling response, delivered while holding a butter knife blade over her wrist:
Yo soy capaz de cualquier cosa si me dejas.(I’m capable of anything if you leave me.)
And Os seems to register for the first time that he is in Bunny Boiling Territory.

Mexico City:
Juan Pablo introduces Padre Jerónimo to the guys and shows off the carpentry workshop to his mentor.

Back at the hospital: Israel’s doctor looks grim. Alma sobs on Millie’s shoulder while Cruz, Napo and Nathy stand by helplessly.

Two Back-to-Back Smack Scenes (BBSS):
BBSS 1: While Ximena is in Miami, Ofelia keeps Guillermo’s bed warm. Right now she is marvelling at Osvaldo’s shamelessness. How dare he appear in public with that whore! (Really, Ofelia? Really?) That’s why I wanted to blow his cover with Victoria but your hypocritical (santurrón) husband wouldn’t let me, says Gui.

Says Ofelia with a knowing smirk: You still haven’t forgiven Os for that thing with Leonela, right?

Whoa!!! She’s not prepared for Guillermo’s rage! He smacks her savagely and says: Never mention that woman again!

Miami:

BBSS 2: In the lobby of the hotel, Joaquin is trying to flirt with María. Max comes on the scene just in time to see him kiss her hand. Max says sweetly to María, give me a sec, darling, and then turns to Joaquin and punches him in the nose. Very hard. Hard enough to knock him down. Says Max:
¡Me tienes harto!(I’m fed up with you! Literally, you have me fed up. Which makes two fed-up Sandovals in Miami today.)

Ximena phones her ma to tell her the good news – She blindfolded Max when he was falling down drunk and had sex with him by pretending to be his girlfriend. Now she can force him to marry her! Good thing, says her ma, because we’re broke. What??? Ximena is impactada.

Victoria has seen Max’s knockout punch and she is mortified. She insists he apologize to Joaquin. Max refuses. For a moment it looks like she’s going to send him to his room without supper.

He knows why I did it, retorts Max stubbornly.

I thought Max was a gentleman, says Joaquin, but I was wrong. And next year you brawling bozos from Mexico can take it somewhere else, because you’ve worn out your welcome at this hotel!

Max is unconcerned:
No te preocupes, en esta ciudad lo que sobran son hoteles.
(Don’t worry, in this city there are plenty of hotels).

As soon as Joaquin walks away, Victoria tells Max that he’ll never again use violence to sort out problems in her business. Max sets the record straight:
No fue por tu Casa de Modas que lo puse en su lugar; fue porque le faltó el respeto a María Desamparada.(It wasn’t because of your fashion house that I put him in his place; it was because he didn’t show respect to María D.)

Ximena’s mother tells her their life style is just a facade. They don’t have a cent left. She has sold all her jewelry bit by bit and now every piece she owns is fake.

When the dust has cleared, Victoria follows María to her room and blames her for causing trouble by flirting with Joaquin. María sets her straight: She wasn’t flirting. Joaquin sent her flowers and thought that gave him the right to flirt with her. Max put him in his place. You may be mad, she tells Vic, but I’m proud that the man I love is willing to defend me.

Victoria is not amused. You’ll stay in your room until we leave Miami, she tells María. And remember, I have your passport. Just before she leaves, Victoria turns back and says:
Sabes que todo lo que hago es por tu bien.(You know that everything I’m doing is for your own good.)

Acapulco:
Adam and Eve, aka Os and LindaHo are checking out of the Garden of Eden. And now they – or he, at least, feels shame. A stranger asks him if he is Osvaldo Sandoval and he says no.

Miami:
María tells Max that Victoria won’t let her go out and play. Max is incensed. Does she think she owns people? he asks. Open your window, he tells her.

He makes his way through the service area of the hotel and back stairways to María’s room and climbs in through the window. They kiss and then escape together. When they reach the lobby, Max tries to tell her about last night but before he can do so, he is interrupted by a couple of girls who recognize him as the winner of the kayaking competition. Soon a small crowd of giggling women surrounds him and they want photos with their hero. María is happy to oblige them by taking the pictures.

Pip and Toni come down to the lobby too. He is gotten up in a long-sleeved black and white striped Dr. Dentonesque jumpsuit (I can’t see if there’s a flap in back), and sports a black and white paisley print sun hat and oversized pinkish shades. His skin is very sensitive, he explains. And the sun ages one so.

They notice the girls swarming Max. While Pip happily inserts himself into the middle of the group and hams it up, Toni takes the opportunity to warn María that Vic will have a conniption if she sees her. Toni is right, María tells Max. He reluctantly agrees to postpone their talk until later; but before he leaves her he says:
Nada más quiero que sepas que pase lo que pase, te amo con toda mi vida y siempre te voy a amar.(I just want you to know that whatever happens, I love you with all my heart and I will always love you.)

Mexico:
Juan Pablo is surprised to hear that María M is in Bernie’s house. Mea culpa, mea culpa says Bernie beating her breast, I am guilty. I didn’t tell you the truth because I wanted to avoid a confrontation with Victoria. Besides, I thought it would be a good thing for María to stay here in this pious home under my protection. Bernie turns to Padre Jerónimo and asks his opinion.

The good padre doesn’t know the details, but he’s sure St. Bernarda must be right, especially considering the blood ties that bind her to the girl. Then Bernarda turns to Eva for support. Oh yes, says Eva, you treat the girl as if you were her own mother. (como si fuera su propia madre.) JP is happy to hear this but he’d still like to see MM.

Israel is in critical condition in the hospital. His wife, Alma, weeps at his bedside. In another room, JuanJo appears to be in fairly good condition. He has some burn dressings on his arm. He tells Nathy and Millie that he wants to see his friend. Nathy urges him to be patient.

In the waiting room, Napo remarks that it doesn’t look good for Israel. And Cruz says:
No se vale. A Israel se tiene que salvar.(It’s not right. They have to save Israel.)

Apparently María Magdalena has been allowed out of her cage for display in front of the padres. Bernarda stands behind her chair and rests her hands on MM’s shoulders. She only wants to teach her to respect and love God and lead her to the path of virtue, says Bernie. Juan Pablo asks Padre Jerónimo for his opinion. He backs Bernie. A thousand percent.

Bernarda looks satisfied. And why not? Another day, another priest bamboozled. She strokes MM’s hair. MM looks terrified.

Miami:
María Desamparada is also about to be allowed out of her cage. She is all packed and ready to leave for the airport. One more detail -- she puts Joaquin’s roses in the trash. Victoria comes to her door to tell her it’s time to go. She’s surprised to see the discarded flowers. María explains that although they’re beautiful, for Max’s sake she thought it was better not to keep them.

Now everyone is back in Mexico City.

Os has assumed his public persona. He and Linda stand several feet apart at the airport. A fan approaches Os and asks if he can take a picture with him. Os obliges. Linda looks miserable.

María and Max ride back to her place in a taxi. He says: In a few days, we’ll be married… or at least I hope so (o eso espero). María is concerned: Why did you say it like that? What’s the matter? Nothing, says Max. Don’t pay any attention to me.

In another airport taxi, LindaHo perches on Os’s lap. He explains to her that he has to spend the night with his family.

Max and María get to María’s place. He helps her out with her suitcase, kisses her and begins: Would you still love me if…

But once again he is cut off, this time by the sight of his father helping LindaHo out of the second taxi. He says:
Papá, ¿qué haces con Linda?(Pop, what are you doing with Linda?)
Os pulls off his shades to give himself a moment to think up a good lie.



Part two of two: Two pregnancies and a funeral
In which a hero dies; Bernarda learns María Magdalena is not her granddaughter; and Padre Jerónimo learns that St. Bernarda is a monster; LindaHo breaks JuanJo’s heart; and María’s pregnancy brings her great joy -- for about five minutes.
Victoria gets back to Casa Sandoval before Osvaldo does. How did Fernanda behave? she asks Micaela.

Back in the barrio, Os is where we left him – standing there on the sidewalk like a big dope, holding his shades in his hand. It’s Linda who comes up with the lie. She tells Max that they needed a make-up artist on location and Os offered her the job so she could earn a little extra money. And Os is such a gentleman, he offered her a ride home from the airport.

How convenient. Os and Max can share the same taxi back to Casa Sandoval. Os and Linda shake hands and say goodbye. Like colleagues. Max and María kiss and he leaves without telling her about last night and the Ximena problem. When the boys are gone, MD turns to Linda accusingly: ¿Qué hiciste? (What did you do?)

At Casa Sandoval, a thwarted interrogation:
Victoria asks Micaela why she hasn’t answered her question about Fer. Before she can reply, Max and Os walk in together. Vic asks why they arrived together. Before they can answer, Micaela tells Max some firemen have been calling him and he goes off to return the call.

Ximena tells her ma she’s pregnant. She’ll wait a few days and then tell Max it’s his child. Her ma drinks to that. Take care of your health, says ma. Xi will drink to that. Max will be their ticket back to the good life.

Max leaves in a hurry just as Oscar arrives at the house to tell them Fer was in an accident. She’s ok but they wrecked Padilla’s car. Scuzzy was driving although both kids were drunk. Vic is ready to rip the FerBeast a new one but Oscar skillfully talks her down. (He promised Fer he’d be her advocate, he explains.) Os is grateful. From this moment, consider me your friend, he tells Oscar, extending his hand.

Max gets to the hospital where the injured firemen were taken. He stops in to see JuanJo. Nathy comes in with the news that Israel is dying. Max rushes into Israel’s room where Alma, Napo, Cruz and Milagros are already gathered. Max promises the dying man that he’ll take care of his family. With Nathy’s help, JuanJo makes his painful way to see his dying friend, his brother. Nathy and JuanJo promise to be good godparents to the baby. Israel says a tearful goodbye and dies in Alma’s arms.

The FerBeast, cervical collar or no, is still a beast and still defending Scuzzy. At least now Os is on board with Victoria and agrees that Fer can’t see ScuzzBoy anymore. The FerBeast is defiant. But Os has had enough: ¡Basta de tonterías y berrinches! (enough foolishness and tantrums) shouts that pater familias, Osvaldo Sandoval (whom some of you may remember in his most recent role, Pimp Daddy of Acapulco).

The scene is cut short by Micaela’s announcement that señor Padilla is downstairs. (Los busca el señor Padilla.)
Padilla pretends he is a normal person and is there to find out how Fer is doing after the accident. But Vic shouts him down and tells him to get out. Padilla says rather snarkily that nothing happened and there’s no need to get hysterical.

Os defends Victoria from Padilla’s insults. Get out, he shouts, and keep your kid away too. Padilla insinuates that he knows something damaging, but Os won’t listen to another word. He punches him out and Padilla is left to scuttle away. It’s not over, he mutters menacingly. It’s just the beginning.

When they are alone, Os tells Vic they should have done that a long time ago. They would have avoided a lot of problems.

Bernarda refuses to let scorpion guy see María Magdalena. At her signal, Fausto picks him up and throws him out like the bag of human refuse he is. Bernie looks on and smiles with satisfaction.

A neighbor has told María and Linda about the injured firemen and now, both out of breath, they arrive at the hospital where Napo gives them the tragic news: Israel has died. They want to see JuanJo but Cruz says that wouldn’t be a good idea:
A JuanJo no le gustaría que su novia lo viera en este estado.
(JuanJo wouldn’t want his girlfriend to see him in the state he’s in.)

María catches sight of Max and runs to him.

Napo grabs LindaHo’s arm and tells her not to dare break up with JuanJo right now. She’ll have to do it at the right moment but they won’t let her hurt him.

Back at the fake rich-guy apartment, Padilla kicks his progeny (who is also wearing a cervical collar) for wrecking the car and his chances with Fer. But Padilla has too much invested in Project FerBeast to give up now. And he has a number of little surprises for the Sandoval family.

Millie does her best to comfort JuanJo. Even though he is still recovering from his own injuries and really shouldn't leave the hospital, he is determined to go to the funeral to say farewell to Israel. Napo and Cruz help him into a wheelchair.

The funeral: Milagros, JuanJo, Napo, Cruz, Nathy, María, Linda and Max are present. Alma is inconsolable. Max presents her with Israel’s helmet and she places it on his flag-draped coffin.

Bernarda’s house: Victoria has arrived to claim the wrong María. Toni pulls the girl by one arm and Pip by the other. But María Magdalena doesn’t want to leave with them. Vic tells Bernie she knows full well that she poisoned MM against her. Well no one is going to keep her from taking her daughter back.

So take her, says Bernie. She found peace and God here but hey. Take her. And they do. Even though MM keeps howling in protest. [So I guess it’s okay for rich, powerful people to hold poor people against their will. I mean -- as long as it’s for their own good.]

Eva delivers an envelope to Bernie. It’s the DNA results showing MM isn’t JP’s daughter. She was right, she says, as always.

The roomies are on their way out of the apartment when María D has a dizzy spell. Nathy fusses over her while Linda rushes out to the pharmacy. She comes back shortly, hands a small packet to María and sends her to the bathroom. And Nathy must be the only person on the planet who is surprised when María comes out of the bathroom and says: Estoy embarazada. (I’m pregnant.) All three are thrilled -- and they know Max will be too when he hears the news.

The church is packed with sinners so the two Padres do double duty taking confessions. Jerónimo finds Bernarda in his confessional. What sin could a saintly woman like you have to confess? he asks with an avuncular chuckle. It’s true, she says, she isn’t a sinner.

Her only mission is to do justice in God’s name.

Hearing these words, Jero is puzzled and a tad uneasy.

She goes on. Years ago she had to make JP’s real father pay for betraying her -- for seducing her and leaving her pregnant when he was already a married man with a child, she had to intervene in the name of divine justice.

She burned him alive, along with his wife and child. And no one suspected her.
Jero sits open-mouthed with horror.

…That’s why I say that it’s my mission to exact justice in God’s name and with his divine help.
JuanJo is back home and LindaHo tells him they need to talk. JuanJo, she says: No me voy a casar contigo. (I’m not going to marry you.)

At the Televisa building, Guillermo gives Osvaldo a warm welcome back. Os admits he had a great time with LindaHo. Still, he can’t help feeling guilty. After all, he loves his wife. Beelzebub… I mean Guillermo… eggs him on in his infidelity and minimizes the importance of his guilt.

LindaHo tells JuanJo they rushed into things too quickly. She wants to break off their engagement. He’s not hearing her. He thinks she just has a normal set of jitters. All well and good, but he’s not calling off the wedding.

Triunfo de maldad: Ximena walks up to Max in his office and announces with a smile: Estoy embarazada. Estoy esperando un hijo tuyo, Max. (I’m pregnant. I’m expecting your child, Max.)
[Although I’m wondering why he’s there at all. Didn’t he resign?]

Max is open-mouthed. No, no, esto no puede ser! Says Ximena: We have to get married right away!

Poor old Padre Jerónimo is still in the confessional with bloody St. B. So you killed your own husband and Tomasa, the woman who served you faithfully all those years??? You’re sick, Bernarda, you need medical help! That first betrayal must have driven you insane!

It’s a shame you don’t understand me, says B with maddening calm:
...pero los mismos santos fueron incomprendidos en su tiempo(but the saints themselves were misunderstood in their day)

And you think you’re a saint! exclaims Jerónimo. What you should do is repent for your sins and beg God for forgiveness! [And I’m starting to worry about the old guy. Can his heart take this confession? Can mine?]

And Her Craziness replies:
Yo no necesito pedirle perdón a Dios porque solamente cumplo sus mandatos.(I don’t need to ask God’s forgiveness because I’m only obeying his commands.)

That’s why years ago I tried to run over Victoria’s daughter.
Jero gasps and turns to her:
You dared to spill your own blood! Because that girl is your granddaughter! (Te atreviste a derramar tu propia sangre -- porque esta niña es tu nieta!) Because that girl is your granddaughter! Thank God you failed and now María Magdalena is safe with her mother and far from your reach!

B. is surprised at Jero’s innocence. MM isn’t really Vic’s daughter -- although Vic believes that she is.

And speaking of evil and crazy: Ximena repeats to Max that he has to marry her. And now he looks like the one who needs to run into the bathroom to puke. She’s nuts, he says, he’s marrying María D. That was then, this is now says canny Ximena.

She rages, she coos, she shows Max how loony she is. Don’t you care about your child? Of course he does, he says. But please, for now, be discreet, okay?

Bernarda pulls out the DNA results and shows Jero that MM is unrelated genetically to Vic and JP. She’s no liar!

Bernarda has to tell JP the truth immediately, says Jero, so he can keep looking for his real child. Not gonna do it, says B.
No quiero que vuelva a exponer su misión como sacerdote.(I don’t want his mission as a priest to be at risk, once again.)

Jero can’t give B absolution until she repents and makes amends for her sins. No importa. She don’t need no stinkin’ absolution. God forgives her; He understands her. Oh… just a little reminder -- he is bound by the Seal of the Confessional. He can’t reveal a word of the atrocities she has just told him:
God be with you Padre! Have a nice day!

Napo joins JuanJo and Linda in Millie’s apartment and finds the atmosphere a little tense. Linda says she just told JuanJo that she doesn’t want to marry him. Not yet. And JuanJo says he told Linda not to worry, to take her time and wait until she’s ready. But they’re not going to cancel (suspender) the wedding.

María is on her way to tell Max her news but Toni waylays her. She needs her right away for a private show.

Ximena hasn’t wasted any time spreading her news. (So much for discretion, Max.) Vic is overjoyed to hear that Xi is expecting Max’s child. And best of all, says Vic: Max will marry Ximena and they can get rid of that María Desamparada once and for all! Toni joins them and Vic shares the glad tidings. Toni smiles uneasily.

LindaHo complains to Nathy that she tried to break up with JuanJo but he can’t seem to get it. What can she do to make him understand that she’s not interested in him?

Ximena walks the runway in the private show. Then it’s María’s turn. She makes it down to the end, turns back and is almost off-stage when she appears to have a dizzy spell. She manages to stay on her feet and makes it to the dressing room. Pip, concerned, follows her. She tells him she’s fine. Max comes in and Pip leaves the two alone. Each has something important to tell the other. María will change and they’ll go someplace where they can talk.

Back in the barrio: Milagros is on the warpath. She pounds on the door and then storms in to the little apartment, pushing right past Nathy to confront Linda: Listen brat, JuanJo loves you. Where do come off telling him that you don’t want to marry him? I’m warning you, she tells her, I can be fierce (una fiera, a wild beast) when someone makes my kid (cachorro, cub) suffer. First you tell him yes, then you tell him no. She goes on:
Escuincla babosa, de los sentimientos de mi hijo, nadie se burle, eh!(Slimy brat, nobody makes fun of my son’s feelings!)

Linda says she feels so confused!

Milagros mocks her ‘confusion’ and her lame attempts to justify herself.
Ay, ¡la manga que! (You’re a liar! You’re full of it!)

Here Milagros spits out a mouthful of threats involving Linda’s premature loss of both her big ass and her beauty (which I realize is redundant) and growing a big hairy wart on her nose. It sounds pretty scary to me, but Linda laughs scornfully and says:
¡Usted siempre con sus jaladas!(You and your exaggerations!)

Milagros’s final words, delivered darkly:
¡Quedas advertida! (You’ve been warned!)
She and Linda glare at one another.

JuanJo tries to drown his sorrows with tequila.

At the Casa de Modas, Ximena goes looking for María. Pip says she left with Max – oh, but that makes you jealous, doesn’t it? Me? rejoins Ximena. I’m not jealous of anyone. And his relationship with MD ends today, I betcha anything.

Ximena’s cell phone rings. It’s Guillermo and he wants to know how their baby is doing. She tells him she doesn’t need him anymore. She and Max are getting back together. If he agreed to that, says Gui, you must have blackmailed him into it and told him the baby was his.

Max and María are in a charming restaurant and their song plays in the background. María tries to tell him about the pregnancy but he insists there’s something he has to say first:
Espero que puedas perdonarme porque yo no puedo. Mi amor...Ximena ... Ximena está esperando un hijo... mio.(I hope you can forgive me because I can’t. My love … Ximena is expecting a child. My child.)

Cue the kayak. And give that man a lifevest.

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Monday, March 07, 2011

La Fea Más Bella #241-242 3/7/11 Fernando's Finest Hour.

Capitulo 241.
Read k-Fuego's original recap, then come back here to discuss it.

1. Luigi throws a tantrum because Aldo loves Lety. He dismisses the dancers. Irma says it’s not Lety’s fault Aldo loves her. Luigi tells the cuartel to dance in the show. They’re stunned that Aldo loves Lety. Irma suspects that Lety still loves Fernando.

2. Mariana Seoane sings for the event. Omar realizes she looks like Carla. Luigi announces that he resigns. He tells Lety that her type doesn’t belong in the world of glamour. The cuartel performs a novelty song to Banda Recodo. (The board hated it, but I hate Luigi’s shows, so what’s the diff?) Lui blubbers because the audience liked the cuartel’s act.

3. Carla congratulates Lety. Fernando starts to, but Aldo RUNS to her, interrupts Fern, and grabs her shoulders and face. Fern asks to finish but Aldo turns away and ignores him. Fern insists, so Aldo reluctantly steps behind her, still grasping her shoulders, pulling her against his chest. She breaks free and Fern congratulates her, but quickly Aldo yanks her back.

4. Aldo asks Luigi why he did it. Luigi says he was crazy for Aldo. How could he love that monster? Aldo says he’s too disappointed to talk. Lui brags that he’s the one who redirected the books.

5. Marcia steps between Fern and Carla and is sarcastic as usual. Carla asks for a taxi, but Marcia says Fern should take her to the hotel. Marcia rebukes Fern for never calling her for 20 days, and for strutting around in front of the world with that woman when he’s supposed to be her novio. Marcia: What happened between you two? Fern: Nothing. M: Are we still novios? Fern refuses to talk now. He’ll take Carla home, then go to Marcia’s to talk.

6. Luigi essentially tells Lety, “You won, I lost, and you’re here to rub it in.” Instead Lety flatters him for his commercials. She asks him to stay and he’s stunned because he saw her as an enemy who beat him. She flatters him some more and offers him a vacation on Conceptos’ tab.

Capitulo 242.
Read Alma's original recap, then come back here to discuss it.


1. Marta loudly says, “We know Aldo loves you.” Aldo gloats and Fern suffers. Fern has to admit to Carla that he doesn’t expect a future with Lety at his side. Nor Marcia. Carla asserts that she’s his best option, and she asks him to live with her. She wants an answer tonight.

2. Ali and Marcia see Fern leave with Carla. Marcia says it means Fernando has let go of Lety. Ali points out that he let go of Marcia too. Marcia reminds Lety the night wasn’t all happiness – “tonight we both lost something, didn’t we?”


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3. Lety tells Carolina Fernando was so different tonight. He was really nice and treated her like a friend. She’s unsettled because she doesn’t know what Fern feels for Carla. Lety knows Fern never loved her, but she still holds hope. Ariel takes a few swipes at Lety but both seem to be in it for sport, not battle.

4. Fern tells Carla he’s going to Marcia’s to “define” their situation once and for all. Carla: You hurt her. Fern: (with remorse) It’s not the first time. Carla: Are you going to break up with her? Fern: I should’ve done it long ago. It’s been a mess for a long time. She forgave me too much. Things I never should’ve done.”

5. Carla asks if he’ll come to NY with her. Fern admits that she’s a great woman, and at another place in his life ... But now.. it’s not just Lety. It’s Conceptos too. “That company is my life. And I’ll luchar con todo – struggle using all that’s in me – to rescue it.” My father built it and he lost it because of me.

6. Fern breaks up with Marcia with compassion and assertiveness. He takes blame but also puts some blame on her. They once had a wonderful love, but then he started running around and she suffocated him. They fought all the time, but they never addressed their problems. Marcia begs him to stay. See the old recap for complete details.

7. At the party at Lety’s, Marta toasts because Aldo is in love. Julieta pressures Aldo to tell who he loves. He says it’s a wonderful woman, blah x3. Lety shows him the seascape in her room. He promises that one day soon they will kiss again like the did then. He leaves and Lety cries quietly, “I adore you but I can’t love you.”

8. Lety tells Mama, “Yes, Aldo loves me.” MamaJ couldn’t be happier, until she notices Lety’s face. Lety says, “I love someone who makes a mockery of me. And the man who truly loves me, I have to tell no.”

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Eva Luna #84 Fri 3/4/11

Daniel tells Leo he knows Pablito is his. Eva told him. And Pablito will bear his last name. Leo informs him that Eva wants Pablito to have his last name. Daniels doesn’t care. Are you going to take him from Eva asks Leo. Of course not replies Daniel, but I have rights. Well like it or not I also will be his father when I get married with Eva says Leo. Just to make it clear. You knew he wasn’t yours says Daniel. From the first time you told me. Yes, replies Leo. I lied to you.

Adrian wants to donate blood. Doctor refuses at first, but after much begging from Adrian she will see what she can do. Ricardo tells the doctor that Tomas doubts Adrian is his and the doctor decides to do a blood test.

Daniel grabs Leo by the lapels of his suit and tells Leo he will never forgive him for his lies. (If you only knew) Leo says he doesn’t regret it because Eva asked him too. She didn’t want him to know that Pablito was his. I swear I tried to change her mind (liar). That’s why I had to stay quiet when she said that I was the father. Well you should have told me says Daniel. We are supposedly friends. Yes, replies Leo. But we’re more then that. We’re like brothers. But this is about the woman I love and will soon be my wife. Because as far as I know the wedding is still on. Or has it been cancelled? No, replies Daniel. As far as I know not yet.

Liliana asks Victoria how she’s going to get Daniel back in her bed as Jackie walks in. She spills the coffee and Victoria yells at her. Jackie quickly leaves and Victoria tells Liliana that Jackie was in love with the chauffer and like an idiot lost him. Poor Jackie’s crying in the kitchen.

Francisco and Marisol waking up FF>>

Adrian is about to give blood to his dead beat dad.

Liliana giving Victoria advice on recapturing Daniel. If Vic only knew who she really needed to worry about now. Anyway Jackie comes in with a letter that was just delivered. Victoria starts reading and is not happy. She crumbles it up and tosses it towards Liliana. Liliana quickly unscrambles it and reads it out loud. It says:

Hello Victoria;

Just a few lines to remind you that I like your husband very much. That I have always liked him. And that I have no choice but to take him from you.

Eva.

Liliana tells Victoria that she has to do something otherwise Eva will take him from her. Victoria says she’ll kill her first. Liliana thinks to herself that Victoria needs to keep her hands dirty while she keeps sending her little letters.

Ricardo and Justa find out from the detective that Tomas killed a cop and it was all caught on tape.

Tomas wakes up and finds out thanks to his son, Adrian, he is alive.

Francisco and Marisol eating breakfast FF>>

Tomas freaks out. Doctor tells him to calm down. Tomas doesn’t want to die yet and asks the doctor for a favor.

Daniel comes into Eva’s office and tells her to cancel the meeting with Buick. The proposal is all wrong.

Adrian asks the doctor if his father will now be saved. Doctor says he’s very delicate but what Adrian did was very good. Tomas requested to see all 3 of them.

Eva tells Daniel she disagrees and explains why. He still disagrees. She says she’ll do the presentation herself. Daniel says afterwards they have a conversation pending. Eva says they have nothing to talk about. We have a son together replies Daniel. Doesn’t that matter? Don’t mess with my son says Eva. Our son corrects Daniel. He’s ours.

Adrian rushes in and hugs his dad who weeps and hugs him back.

Victoria stomps into Daniel’s office and wants to talk. She shows him the letter.

Tomas finally calls Adrian “hijo”. He thought that Adrian wasn’t his. He asks Adrian to forgive him for the way he treated him all these years.

More of Francisco and Marisol FF>>

Tomas thanks Ricardo and Justa for taking care of Adrian and asks for forgiveness. Ricardo says it’s all forgotten. Suddenly Tomas starts having a seizure.

Eva sends a message to Marcella. She reads it and crumbles it up.

Ricardo and Justa try comforting Adrian. The doctor comes out and tells them they did all they could.

What’s this asks Daniel. A letter from Eva saying she’s going to take my husband away from me replies Victoria. Daniel tells her that Eva will never send anything like this. Victoria starts yelling at him for defending her. Tell me you have nothing with her! I do replies Daniel. I have a son with her. Where are getting such stupidity from asks Victoria. Eva told me says Daniel. I am Pablito’s real father not Leo. She’s just telling you that to tangle you further into her web. No! yells Daniel. I talked to Leo and he confirmed it.

An attorney shows up at the hospital. She was sent by Tomas before he died.

More fighting between Victoria and Daniel. Victoria says have you forgotten everything that she has done to you? Stolen your money and left you at the alter? Daniel again tells her that Eva is incapable of sending her that letter. Victoria says then she wants Eva to tell her to her face and storms out. Daniel follows.

Leo is getting onto Eva about telling Daniel that Pablito belongs to him. Then he starts another whopper and tells Eva that Daniel threatened to take Pablito away from her. Eva says she won’t let him. I don’t think Leo gets the reaction from her he was looking for. Anyway Victoria bursts in yelling at Eva that she wants to talk to her about the letter she sent her and invent the lie that Daniel is her son’s father.

Bruno smoozing Marcella. FF>>

Eva tells Victoria that she doesn’t know what’s in the letter because she didn’t write it. Victoria calls her a liar. Eva also tells her that Daniel is the father of her child. Liar! yells Victoria. You are inventing all this to take him away from me. Leo tells her to be quiet. What Eva says is true. Victoria goes berserk and yells some more. Leo accompanies her out of the room. Daniel tells Eva that they have to talk, but Eva says she doesn’t want to talk about this anymore.

Bruno wants Marcella to come over tonight to make monkey love. Victoria bursts in.

The attorney says that Tomas before his death gave custody of Adrian to Ricardo and Justa.

Bruno leaves. Victoria tells Marcella that Eva told Daniel that he is the father of her child. Marcella says its time to end the life of that bastard.

Meeting starts with Buick.

Ricardo and Justa tell Marisol and Francisco that Tomas died.

Eva shines at the meeting.

Bruno planning on ruining Marcella. Phone call from Victoria wanting to see him tonight.

Buick gives the account to Eva. Daniel congratulates Eva. He praises her. She gets a phone call and tells Daniel that Adrian’s father died.

Adrian tells Eva and Alicia that his dad asked for forgiveness in the way he treated him. Eva and Alicia hug and console him. Knock on the door and its Daniel with Laurita.

Marcella finds out that Eva and Alicia are out and Tia is all by herself with Pablito.

Laurita consoles Adrian and says she can come over tomorrow to spend the day with him. Daniel finds out that Eva will be paying for the funeral of Tomas and asks if he can pay half.

Marcella tells Tia that the baby is crying and she runs up to see. Marcella puts the poison in the bottle.

Liliana is at the house with Victoria and tells her what happened today.

Bruno calls Marcella to make sure she’s coming. Bruno plans for her to sign some paperwork so that he can drain her bank account and run away with all her money.

Victoria tells Liliana that Eva told Daniel that he is the father of her child.

Tia comes back with the bottle and sees Pablito sleeping. Oh well now I’m going to have to wake you up.

Adrian talks to his dad. He says he will never forget him and loves him.

Victoria just finished telling Liliana about Marcella’s plan in poisoning the baby. Laurita comes in and says to Liliana that it was good seeing her again. Victoria gets suspicious and says I never introduced you to her. How would you have known her?

Tia feeds Pablito his baby food and is about to give him his bottle but he falls asleep again.

Liliana tells Victoria that she met Laurita the first time she came over. Victoria believes her. Daniel tells Victoria that Laurita’s friend died and they will be at the funeral tomorrow.

Eva comes home and tells Tia about Adrian.

Victoria tells Liliana about Bruno. He will be her eyes and ears in regards to Bruno. And he also satisfies her as a woman. Liliana wants to know where and when they are going to meet tomorrow.

Eva is about to feed the poison bottle to Pablito.

Monday: Will Pablito drink the bottle; Daniel catches Victoria and Bruno

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Sunday, March 06, 2011

Triunfo del Amor #45-46 3/4/11 A Triumph of Tedious Stupidity

Viewerville was "treated" to two hours of TdA on Friday...a fact little of us knew. Thanks, Univisión.

I will begin with:

Part the First (In Which  The Program Begins Almost 10 Minutes Late and Very Little Happens)
Miami: Glamour and Beaches.
Vic is talking to LindaHO, who is telling Vic that Sr. Sandoval has much to do and can't be bothered. Vic calls Gui, at Televisa who promptly throws under the bus. He says he has know idea where he is or why a woman would be answering his phone. Pedro of the bad wig and steel balls grabs the phone from Gui and begins damage control. He sent Osvaldo and a small crew to film some scenes at the beach. They will be gone all week-end. And the girl? Well, she could have been part of the crew...a make-up girl or something (could Pedro have been the one he called and asked him to cover for him?) Don't worry, everything is fine. There is some dialogue I didn't catch, but Pedro says he can't figure out why Gui sometimes does things that "damage" (perjudicar) Osvaldo. Gui takes offense. "You know he's my best friend." Gui says. "Well," Pedro responds "sometimes it doesn't seem that way."

Back to Miami: Beaches and a nauseous Ji/Xi-mena
María is in her room, Max is in his. He calls María's room. She can't get over how great her room is. She's never seen such luxury (lujo.) It's so cool! (padrísimo.) They plan to meet downstairs in half an hour. They declare their love and hang up.

Cut to Ji/Xi-mena throwing up again. (Ew! sound effects! We get it, ok?) As she washes up she says she needs to get Max to marry her ASAP (cuánto antes.)

Toni and Vic are talkng. Toni tells her she has enough things to worry about here and doesn't need to worry about something else. (Hmmm, the subject must be LindaHO.) Pedro is a serious guy, Toni advises. He would lie about why Osvaldo is at the beach. What really bothered Vic was the way that the woman answered the phone. She was very confident ...with "muchos derechos." (literally "many rights"...the implication is that this girl had dibs on Osvaldo...like he was hers.) Toni, (who probably totally knows what Os is up to) reminds Vic that when they are in the middle of putting on a desfile, they don't even have time to eat. Surely it's the same when you're working on a telenovela? It must be terrible. She even throws in a "poor Osvaldo!" (yeeaahhh, "poor" Osvaldo.)

Osvaldo and LindHo's butt on the beach. Running, Jet-ski, sharing drinks, slobbery kisses. I would FF>> if I were you...save your eyes from the horrors of the Butt Crack.

In Miami, Vic is apologizing to Fer for not saying goodbye. She left so early and didn't want to wake Fer up. Fer promises to behave herself, just like if Vic was there (yeeaahhh, right.) Vic thanks her and says she'll trust her (Uh, Vic: Rule of parenting #1 Never fully trust your kid, no matter how good they are.) Vic asks if Fer knows anything about her dad. Fer tells her mother that Micaela (the maid I misjudged) said he left Mexico City. Vic says she'll talk to him later. Fer and Vic say good-bye and Fer rejoices in having the whole week-end to herself alone and can do whatever she wants. Micaela looks on and reminds Fer what she just promised her mother. Fer says that no one can prohibit her from doing whatever she feels like (ni tú ni nadie me va a prohibir que haga lo que me de la gana.) Fer asks where her dad is. Micaela tells her at the beach...and adds that her dad is a very good actor. Fer says what's that supposed to mean. Micaela just says that he always convinces everyone...that is (o sea) his public. (This is one of those instances that is makes complete sense in Spanish, but we lose a little in translation.) Fer throws Micaela out and tosses a few pillows at her for good measure. She sits down to enjoy her seriously  crunchy toast.

On to Veracruz and the clarinet (or maybe and oboe?) skankyho theme (I'll have to look at the credits to make sure they call it "skankyho." They probably aren't, but should.) More slobbery kisses. Rolling around in bed. FF>>

First commercial break.

As we return from commercial JuanHuh? is sitting in the living room watching TV. LindaHo's note is slipped under the door. He gets up and opens the door and there is Nati (wearing a bow tie? QTH?) He wonders what she's doing? What's up with the envelope? She explains that Linda asked her to deliver it. Linda is having to work in Veracruz to do the make-up for a Quinceañera. JuanHuh? wants to know why Linda didn't just tell him herself. Nati thinks quick and tells him that it was really late when Linda was contacted about the job and then she left really early. Nati leaves. JuanHuh? reads the letter (and looks a little miffed.) LindaHO's voice over explains that she had to abandon him to go work and make some money. She's sure she will be very bored working, but anyway (ni modo) necessity comes first.

Meanwhile, LindaHO and Os are basking in the afterglow of gross sex. LindaHo suggests a joint shower, delicious meal and shopping. The shower scene is next. Save yourselves! FF>>

Oh, the Parrish Crew. We haven't seen them in a while. They earned a lot of money today! They cheer they thank Lorena. (I guess she is their carpentry muse.) She says the thanks is for them because they accepted her and let her work there. Chipmunk guy (what is his name?) apologizes for being a twit (I didn't actually catch the word) and a kid says yeah, and a despeinado (unkempt...an obvious reference to his balding pate), too. The crowd makes friendly fun of his hair and JP looks on lovingly at his flock.

Fer is in her bedroom watching a flat screen TV (spoiled brat.) Micaela comes in and Fer is rude. Micaela tells her if you were my kid I'd set you straight. Fer gets snippy and says well I'm not your kid so get out. Micaela tells her she has visitors. It's your novio and his dad.  RTSB has an overnight bag...guess he'll be staying a while. Fer runs and jumps in his arms. Puke. Oh ick, she turns around and calls Padilla her suegro (father-in-law) and hugs him. Seriously, I want to slap this little spoiled twit of a girl.

At the church Lorena is sanding. Enter JP. Lorena thanks him for helping her to find her way again. JP says he thinks God put Lorena in his path to help illumine one of the darkest times of his life. Lorena doesn't understand. JP just says "that no one has the right to humiliate you" (humillarte) and a few other platitudes. Lorena says if all priests were like him, the world would be a lot better. JP blesses her.

Fer and familia scuzbucket are poolside. Cruz trims the hedges in the background. Micaela asks if anyone needs anything. Papa orders a whisky, the two crazy kids ask for a beer. Micaela tries to tell them that they can't have alcohol, but papa and kids act like twits and send her on her way. Cruz just shakes his head.

In Miami María is looking for Max in the lobby. Joaquín turns on the charm and presents her with a rose. I believe he asks her to dinner. Max swoops in and tells Joaquín that he and María Desamparada (chug *hic*) have other plans. Ji/Xi-mena has also conveniently arrived and says a bunch of stuff I don't catch...I'm sure it's catty. Vic comes in and asks Max and Maria where there going. Max kind of stumbles. Vic tells him they aren't going anywhere. She needs to see Maria and Ji/Xi in five minutes to rehearse.

Second commercial break (and still, nothing has really happened.)

Models modeling. Pip coaching. Vic and Toni taking notes. Joaquín mackin' on María. Max giving the stink-eye to Joaquín.

Max asks Vic about Os. She says he still hasn't answered his cell.

Os and LindaHO continue to shop. They kiss behind a hat. (Now they want to be modest?)

More desfile rehearsal (which I find so comical. Does one *really* need to  rehearse a catwalk...walk?) Joaquín stands and shouts "Bravo!" He thinks the desfile is going to be a big success. He would like to invite everyone to dinner, but he's pretty sure (dramatic pause) Max has other plans. "Yes" says Max "I have other plans...(dramatic pause) Joaquín." (ooo, I lerves me a good pissin' contest.) Vic tells Max his plans can wait and accepts Joaquín's invite.

Wow, another commercial break (and still we wait for something...anything...to happen.)

So we are back to Fer and RTSB at the pool. Papa is asleep and Fer and RTSB are a bit tipsy. Cruz looks on with disgust. Micaela is calling señor Fabian and she's urging him to come to the house to help with Fer (?) Papa Padilla wakes up and tells Cruz to go get him another whisky. Cruz says he's just the gardener. RTSB gets up and tries to start a fight with Cruz. Cruz dispatches him to the pool in quick order. Fer fusses at him. I have to say, Pablo Montero makes some very good "Clark Gable as Rhett Butler" facial expressions. I love it! Papa Padilla shows up with a gun and Fer actually laughs! (Twit.)

Ugh. More Os and LindaHO in Veracruz. Puke FF>>

Back at Casa Scandoval, Papa Padilla wants Cruz to get on his knees and apologize to RTSB. Cruz, of course, refuses to do so. Fabian (who is really guapo in my opinion) and the cops arrive. The police drag Papa away. Fab asks if Cruz and Fer are ok. She tells him to leave and snaps at him (literally snaps...like I do when my students are interrupting. Really it's quite rude now that I see Fer doing it...) Fabian lets Fer know that he's going to defend the house in her mother's absence (again, sounds melodramatic in English, but it totally works in Spanish.) Fer starts going off on Cruz and says everything is all his fault and says he's going to pay. Cruz seems unperturbed.

In Miami, the land of salsa, merengue and neon Ji/Xi-mena is trying to get into an ugly outfit and thoughtbubbling. Already it's too tight for her (further proof that the thing she's carrying is no human baby) and soon she won't be able to hide her pregnancy.There's only one way out and she's going to have to do it before they get back to Mexico. The only thing left for we the viewers to wonder is will it be drugs or alcohol that Max will be subjected to.

Max has arrived at María's room and he's channeling the fashion sense of Don Johnson and the 80's. He's determined to continue with their plans. María looks a little worried and says Vic is waiting for them. Max manages to convince her to come with him. He won't even let her get her purse.

In México D.F. Fer and RTSB are slinging back a few beers in the car (this doesn't look good.) Fer asks about Papa. RTSB hasn't forgotten having to sit in jail (remember that? After he and Fer trashed the CD store?) RTSB says dad can stay in jail and learn a lesson. Fer says why don't we try out this new car of yours. Oh this is not good.

Papa Padilla is in the jail cell....oh what a co-inky-dink, it's the same cell as Sr. Alacrán. Is this the beginning of a bee-yu-tee-ful friendship?

M&M on the beach. "Oh god I love you so much!" Max says (in English!) Maria says don't talk to me like that, talk to me in Spanish. Max asks if she's happy. Maria thinks "feliz" is not enough to describe how she feels. Thanks to the waves I miss some dialogue Max says some thing about this man....cargar...I promise you (whatever it was he promised, he'll probably be breaking it very soon.) More "te amo's" and even another "I love you so much" ensue. Max picks up María, slings her around yells "Te amo!" and we see a heart shaped depression in the sand covered with rose petals (of course.) There's plenty of candlelight. María loves it. Let the lovin' (and FF>>) commence.

RTSB is speeding down the highway. Fer is hangin' out the window. We *all* know where this is headed, so you might as well FF until they run into the ditch.

And I'm thinking that at this point the kayak would have been cued.

Here endeth part the first.

Part the Second (I can name that tune in 3 notes.)

Ok, Hubby is hoggin' the TV and I can't get to the recorded second hour. Here are the most salient points from memory (Well, there is some filler. There are really only 2 salient points.) Please note these aren't necessarily in order of the actual show:

  • Fer and RTSB are not killed in the accident. Oscar is doing damage control.
  • At home Oscar tells Fer she has everything a girl could want, why does she act like an idiot. Fer cries that her mother doesn't spend enough time with her.
  • Vic et al wait for M&M to come to dinner. Vic and Ji/Xi-mena are actually wearing pretty nice clothes and somewhat matching colors. Fuchsia is a very flattering color on Vic.
  • Ji/Xi steals a brown wig and destroys a dress Maria is supposed to wear in the show.
  • Max wins his boat race. He and Maria are all smoochy and Ji/Xi-mena is catty. And Vic seems fine with it.
  • When destroyed dress is discovered there is brief panic, but Maria is able to fix it.
  • Maria is a hit on the catwalk
  • Joaquin presents Pipino with the Golden Thread Award (Hilo de Oro
  • Joaquin steals two kisses from Maria on the catwalk (really, they were innocent pecks on the cheek.)
  • Later that evening Max is pouting, being jealous and gettin' drunk. When Maria comes to meet him, he gives her a hard time about Joaquin. Ji/Xi-mena has witnessed the whole scene.
  • Later that night, Max stumbles into his room. Ji/Xi-sneaks in after him (wearing the brown wig she stole earlier.) To make double sure the deed is done, Ji/Xi-mena blindfolds him with his tie. We are reminded of STuD. This is salient point #1
  • Now my memory is fuzzy. Maria Magdalena is still locked up at Burnie's. Eva and she have a conversation in which Maria Magdalena reveals some information that makes it clear that she is NOT the child of JP. This info is relayed to Burnie. Who immediately calls a lab and asks about a DNA (ADN) test. This salient point #2.
  • Burnie collects hair from Maria Magdalena's brush and her own brush. She entrusts Fausto with carrying the samples to the lab.
I'm pretty sure that's it. Feel free to add to my list. 

Two hour episodes this week. I hope it's not a triumph of torture. 

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