Caray, Caray!

Tonite’s episode begins with Gabe havin a flashback to the night of Ruffi Romance, how come if he was drugged he remembers this so clearly? This is like the ninth time Dude has replayed this media file? It looks like he figures what the hell if she cares enough to use fine pharmaceuticals, well maybe it is worth a second look.

Gabe goes into to talk to Joselyn, who is perched up on the dresser applying serious lip plumper, that would throw Jessica Simpson into an ecstatic frenzy.
****Side Bar****How come I take one look at Joselyn & the BatSh*tCrazydar goes off, Gabe lives with her and he is all trying to have a conversation with a like for Gawd sake not crazy person. Maybe it is like living with a grossly obese person, day to day you didn’t really notice that 500lbs was slippin on.****Side Bar****

Anyway he says something about them being parents and giving the marriage a second chance…yada yada yada…Joselyn is acting all not interested, but I think she is just waiting to set him up. Gabe wanders off in that perpetually confused look he does when ever he has to deal with anything more than his EVIL TWIN. Now Clemente wanders in and Gabe tells him, “No Me Amo”, I assume meaning Joselyn no longer wants to slip him a Ruffi..or maybe she does, but forget the romance part.

Miriam comes in and talks to Joselyn, the girls discuss Gabe, meanwhile Joselyn strokes pictures of Gabe in a BSC manner & crushes flowers and then drops a picture of Gabe on the floor…I’m no psychic, but Gabe you are Wiley Coyote & the Acme Anvil is hanging directly over you.

Now off to the Hospital for more good family dynamics.
****Side Bar****I just gotta throw this in….A Shout-Out to the posters over on Telenovela…much discussion has been made of JC or JC Rulli as I like to call him, looking like a bad 70’s Jesus. Well as a fan of the group Killers, I don’t know if any of you have seen the video “When you were Young”, it was filmed outside Mexico City…Anyway the lyric “He doesn’t look a thing like Jesus”, well I just can’t hear that song with out thinking yeah he does, granted a bad 70’s one, but he does****Side Bar****

Anyway it is time to take Ma (Regina) back home to the Lil House of Horrors, & JC is actin all cold & distant to his Mom. Dr. Leo comes over to talk to him & they decide to go to the cafeteria to talk, when here comes Paulina…She is all happy to see JC & does a why didn’t you answer your phone…damn 45 seconds & she is already all bossy.
JC tells her it is over, finito, finished…have a great life, see ya later alligator, but won’t give her a reason, leaving her to stand sobbing in the hospital. Regina & Demian see this.

Leo & JC do hook up in the cafeteria…it like well, Dude I fell in love with my own cuzzin…no not on purpose, but turns out my Dad’s twin is really my Dad…so she is actually my sister. Now due to my poor Spanish I maybe wrong about this…but I swear
Dr. Compassion has some thought bubble “Oh I was an abandoned baby.”, Hello Dr. this isn’t about you. God, Leo is such a tool.

Back at Casa de Leo, MA & Aurora are chit chatting and Aurora apparently is having a more lucid moment.
****Side Bar****How come Aurora, is rarely lucid, yet dresses much hipper than MA? Perhaps fashion sense is one of the last things to go****Side Bar****
Aurora is tired and lays down on the couch & MA leaves to go the store, or look for a job or place a bet with a bookie (just kidding). Elsa (Leo’s slutty sister) is hanging out by the local Laundromat…or the big stone tank in the middle of the apartments. She is shootin the breeze with Coyote, neither are actually doing anything productive like actually washing clothes. The two get the idea for Coyote to scare Aurora so she and her daughter will move out, as they are cramping Elsa’s style….Coyote goes in and tosses some furniture around and tells Aurora his name…I guess realizing her short term memory is nada at this point. Adding insult to injury Aurora is now visited my Miriam who is way scarier than Coyote…She is all dressed like Jackie O, the suit, the headscarf. She makes some references to MA…tossing out words like Bastarda…she pulls a jumbo butcher knife on Aurora, who by now no doubt is regretting this brief lucid moment. I’m not sure what all was said, but I think along the lines of stay the hell away from Clemente & I think she is trying to keep MA away from Gabe. (I gotta say at one point Helen Rojo did kinda look like, crap I’m gonna burn in hell for takin this part)…but she got over it and abused Aurora like a real trooper.
Miriam takes off & then gets a phone call from the “Mexican Version of Christopher Walken’s the Continental”, Ferderico, who wants dinero, so he can divorce his wife, but Miriam dismisses him and calls him an imbecile…well Miriam I’m sure bangin him all those years ago seemed like a good idea at the time & I can guarantee he didn’t look a thing like Jesus.

Speakin of bangin, Joselyn is poised somewhere, and the EuroTrash model comes in and starts talking all bellezza, type nonsense to BSC Joselyn, who also having a lucid moment or semi-lucid and is all flattered…She crushes some more flowers in her hand during this verbal exchange and then we go to a different scene so I’m not sure if anything else got crushed or not…she seemed up for it.

Nicolas & Gabe have a conversation & MA’s name comes up, I not sure what was said, cause Dude’s Prom has been over for you two a long time ago…move on…Then the Family discussion comes up and Nic says it is a good idea not to tell Paulina she is adopted since Demian killed Rogelio’s mistress, set Diana up & killed Gabe’s chauffer, so Paulina going steady with JC Rulli, probably wouldn’t be a good idea…..
BUT on the upside…Gabe got some land Demian wanted.
Gabe & Demian get in an argument over said land. Gabe will have Demian audited if he doesn’t shut the hell up. It seems Gabe wants to build “Mother Teresa Acres” and help people and yes you guessed, Demian want to build the Mexican Version of “Bada Bing”, hotel, probably casino & fried food drive-thru, employing illegal Guatemalan workers.

Gabe goes home & consoles poor Paulina who can’t understand why JC dumped her, he does the fatherly thing and tells her it will be okay…probably it was the cousin thing..she all like no way we were all Appalachian about that. She just doesn’t understand how someone could love you like that for forty five seconds and then just walk away…Gabe really was tryin to be nice…but you never want to hear that crap when you’re dumped…not that I am speaking from personal experience.
Meanwhile Joselyn runs in to console Paulina…Gabe has a thought bubble of “Do I smell flowers?”

JC is actin all harsh with Regina & Demian is lurking out in the hall
****Side Bar****Gotta say Dude, I love that patch and what you have done with it, it is like snake skin, nothing ordinary about you; if I was Regina I’d just go with it and have matching purse & boots****Side Bar****
After questioning his mother, she confesses that yes she has loved another man for years, da duh….your father’s twin…except he has both eyes and legs…But it has just been a fantasy that is all…nothing more….
This makes Demian cry & I feel bad for him. JC goes downstairs & his Dad/Tio/Whatever is like na na na na I tole you.

MA finally quits bettin on the ponies & her Mom is way agitated, with the local Nacos, good hearted neighbors restraining her. Dr. Leo gives her some meds & says he needs 24 hour care, but I guess MA is outta work & Elsa comes in & gets all huffy about money, she just wants them out. See MA you could marry Leo & everything would be okay.

We see Regina telling Simona what a living hell her life has been since the Wedding Nite…when she was violated…I’m guessing raped & she has been apparently raped on a daily basis since that time. She only stayed cause of JC….I dunno but apparently the rest of the ladies didn’t have a problem with Demian…he is the father of most people under the age of 45 on this show. Which leads me to Miriam & Demian drinking & discussing Delores & the murder of Edgar many moons ago. Demian seems happy once again & that makes me feel happy.

The next day Paulina & JC Rulli, show up to work at the same firm & who’d believe it, but they have to share an office. This is totally possible cause there are only 20 million people in Mexico DF, so in a small town like that you are bound to run into each other.
Paulina says she is going to LEAVE Mexico forever….

Stay tuned….
Will Gabe realize Joselyn is BSC?
Will the EuroTrash model nail all three Fieras…thus winning the Mundo trifecta
Would a month in the Dr Phil House & a copy of Family First help these people & save lives?

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