Caray, Caray!

Thank you Melinama for doing my recaps....You did an outstanding job...

Hola back from Mx....Wow, I didn't see Demian...except on TV....another missed chance for my real destiny. Yes Mx is ahead of here and without giving away any spoilers...I gotta say "MUY GRAVE", remember that, yes it will come up later. There seems to be like a year or year and half or two year time jump...but pretty much everyone is the same lame tard they were before...the only spoiler I'll let out is this....the Chunky Chick hasn't had gastric bypass or even attempted to cut back to 8 squares a day...she apparently has not tried Herbalife.

Meanwhile I have been reading the recaps....Yes a special thanks to God and all 365 of the calendar saints that I missed the Gabe/MA makeout fest...I feel so dirty just thinking about it.
Soooo Now on to tonites exciting episode...

Well replay ol MA in the hospital next to Gabe resting comfortably in the land of Coma....Seriously how can you tell the difference...I always thought he was in a coma.
MA tells him she is preggers and a single meaningful tear escapes the right eye.

On to MA praying in front of flowers...yadda yadda yadda please help Gabe....
Eeeeeek she wheels around to Candleabra standing directly behind her....Hola, come on back to Naco Acres & fill me in on your lovely glow. Thus MA returns with Candleabra, where she tells Candy her great news...she is pregnant by Gabe & the whole coma thing is just a small bump in the road. ****Side bar****MA is certainly dressing much hipper than when she was the poor schoolteacher. Candy is thrilled and can hardly wait for a "Grandchild"...yeah I'm thinking if you are waitin for Leo to produce one....Well Honey we need to talk.

Now Leo is praying in front of same flowers to the Virgen Mary....and I am glad to see he still wears his bedazzeled Virgen Mary Jacket....You Go Guey!!!!
Anyway MA comes up behind him and speaks and he gets this OMG it is a miracle look....he then wheels around and is all shades of thrilled to see MA....She is thrilled to see him also only not in the same way....Yep she tells Leo she is PG by Gabe, Leo tears up and brings up the uncomfortable topic of the coma, he vows to be father to the child, no strings attached.
****Side Bar....I have only witnessed this A)on the hallmark hall of fame sunday nite movie
b) with gay co-workers that swear they love the pregnant girl****
MA is happy for the support, but you can tell she isn't gonna let a pesky lil thing like a coma, kill the good feeling buzz she has going. I'm not really sure if Leo is upset that she is preggers by another man or simply because she lost her virginity before he did.

Meanwhile Miriam goes to see Demian and tells him that it is not normal for Regina to take so much interest in Gabe....Demian laughs her off and says how can you be jealous of a vegetable?
****Now that's what I'm talkin about Demian, Gabe has always a bit of a photosynthetic lifeform to me***

Juan Cristobal & Paulina are in the mall and he starts talking to some little kid....you can just see the expression of pain on Paulina's face...Okay now I get it, she lost the kid while I was in MX....

Paulina stops in to see dear old Dad at the hospital and MA is in the room....
****At this point I notice his head is now rolled to the opposite side...Is MA moving his head like "For the love of God, Gabe will you at least act like you hear me?"****
Anyway, MA blurts out she is PG, I guess in case Paulina missed the 6 o'clock news...
Paulina is happy for her and the fact that she is going to have another brother/sister.
You can tell this whole thing tugs at Paulina's lil heart & her mother hormones are in full raging mode.

Joselyn goes to see Miriam and Joselyn looks ill, of course she always looks drugged or ill, but more so than normal....Cha-Ching.....yeah I'm gonna put a bet in here that she too is pregnant.

On the lighter side....the Naco comic relief have a scene where the chunky chick is pretending on the phone she is talking to herlover, to make the lil Naco chauffer jealous, then he calls Silvester and pretends he is talking to his lady love....No not exactly side splitting humor.

For even more good Naco fun, Silvester goes to visit Elsa who goes to the door in her nitey and tells him to leave her alone, he knows she has been drinking and when he leaves she pulls out a bottle from under the sofa cushion and starts drinking out of the bottle.

Joselyn shows up at the hospital and she and MA get into it...I'm thinking cat fight, but the ever present TeleNovela nurse shows up and says knock off the noise and boots Joselyn out.

Later Joselyn is stepping out of Lab, with a manila envelope and smiling the cat who just swallowed the canary smile.

Lil Tiny Tim shows up and the kid is moving around pretty good on those crutches....he and MA do some seriously praying for Pa. Thankfully MA does not blurt out her maternity status to the kid.

Paulina does an EPT at home & dang y'all it is negative....She goes to JC's office and laments her lack of pregnancy....Well just try harder.

We get to visit the Dark Mansion during dinner....Awkward....Dolores says, "Honey how was your day." to Tiberto, like your Mom used to say what did you learn in school. Tiberto answers the same as everyday.....uncomfortable silence and Demian is like, to the wood shed boy.
He takes Tiberto to his office and tells him, he better act nicer to Dolores, at least in front of Regina. Chastised Tiberto hangs his head in shame....you gotta feel for a 45 year old guy is threatened with a whuppin by his 47 year old father.

Later that evening in bed, Regina and Demian are talking, she mentions spending time with him and his already baritone voice drops about 5 octaves...she leans in for a tender kiss and the Demianator is all over her...he reaches over and turns out the lights....Cue the "When a Man loves a Woman Music"
Demian you are my hero.

Candleabra is trying to console Leo who once again is crying to his mama, he is the best man in the world and she so hates to see him suffer.....I personally just hate to see him, suffering or not I just hate to see him.

Switch to the strip club....Rog, Tib & Joselyn are drinking and laughing and having a good ole time. Elsa is dancing and looks totally out of it, meanwhile Joselyn is taunting them with some big surprise and how she will have her revenge.

Miriam and Ingrid (yes I am glad to see Ingrid is still among the living), are discussing the business needing money, Miriam states she can sell some of Joselyn's jewelry and Ingrid remarks Joselyn will go BSC over that. Miriam agrees

MA is maintaining her vigilance by Gabe's bed, Joselyn comes in....MA tells her she is pregnant by Gabe, Check----nah-nah-nah-nah...Ooooops
Not so fast Amiga....Joselyn counters....I too am pregnant by Gabe, she has the lab test in her hands....Ewwww CheckMate

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