Caray, Caray!

This was indeed a pretty boring episode, mucho yammering, not much action.

Gabe shoots he scores........Gabe has sex for the third time in probably like a decade...of which he can remember two of those times. No need to rehash the ugly details, needless to say, Get it on bang a gong, do a little dance make a little noise, every freakin bad cliche you can think of...& I can think of a lot, but time is precious. Summary...yadda yadda yadda....no one exist but you & me....I love you with all my heart & soul...yeah me too. ****Note to self...invest in Pfizer, I believe there may be a run on Viagra****

MA arrives back at the Mansion...she is all happy & looks like she could break into a "Audrey Hepburn" dance at any moment....Miriam comes in givin MA the ol', "Why in the Hell do look so happy" eye. She wants to talk. Miriam offers to buy out MA share of said mansion, but MA is all, Nope, I ain't sellin. Ewww Miriam twarted again.

The next morning Leo is visiting the local priest....he takes the priest lots of drugs...Yeah don't I wish this was at least something to liven Leo up, but no they are legal drugs, medications, vaccines, supplies. He & the Padre chit-chat about how thrilled they are that Elsa & Sylvester are tying the knot. If I ever have a garage sale I want Sylvester to come, cause apparently this guy will buy anything. Leo is all thrilled about the boda, yet I am sad to say, his own heart is breaking. He would like to get far away to forget his broken heart & MA...
****Leo check into some Mother & Son cruises...it'll do wonders for you****

MA & at Naco Arms talking with Candleabra...& Candy always quick on the uptake notices that healthy glow on MA face....Whisker burn? Anyway MA is just bursting at the seams to tell someone her "Good News". She tells Candy all about she & Gabe giving it another shot. Oh No Leo is evesdropping, oh he tries to act brave, but he is one kind word away from a major crying jag. He tell MA that while he is sad for himself, he is all shades of happy about her...Yeah whatever Dude, I am far more shallow. He tells MA she must get to work & after she leaves, he breaks down.

Now over at Happy Acres, Paulina has just fixed JC his favorite breakfast, which of course he won't eat, he won't talk to her...he is busy with work....You can see major thought bubbles above her head....Am I not pretty enough? Did I make the Smiley Face on his Pancakes Wrong...Oh please Virgen Mary make me a better wife.

Gabe arrives a la Mansion to pick up Luis Gabe, I guess it is Daddies day...Joselyn appears; she must be more drugged out than normal cause she is wearing a black dress with a very plunging v-neck & I believe she may have forgotten her ropa de interior. Joselyn wants to tag along. Gabe says okay dokey, but we are gonna hang with Luis David. Joselyn says this is swell with her as she is trying to be a good Mom.****Off to Never Neverland****

Elsa is sitting at the table in Naco Arms, she is digging in her really tiny bedazzeled purse, maybe it was a present from Leo. She has a bottle of booze & sucks down a swig. Seriously I can not fault Elsa in the least, living there must be like some Twilight Zone episode, she keeps trying to get away, but each day she keeps waking up in the Naco version of PleasantVille.
Candy comes in and starts talking about the big special Boda...you can tell if Elsa had a pistol she'd put it to her own temple.

MA is sitting in her office, Demian comes in....She looks uncomfortable, yeah MA, stop wondering how identical they really are! Anyway Demian quizzes her about who she favors for taking the Presidency of Los Dos Hermanos Construcciones? MA answered she is still thinking it over, but if she had to vote right now, Gabe would get her vote.
I believe this would be a perfecto time for Demian to offer to show her his leadership qualities, but alas, nothing.

Regina stops by to talk to JC, trying to be a good Mom, she is trying to get him to open up, but nope nada. JC is a brave soul who will bare this burden alone, except for Karen, Dolores & Leo.

Once again Paulina comes in and is trying to talk to JC about their work projects, but no, he tells her to worry about her work and he'll worry about his. Paulina leaves and Karen comes in to find out how JC is doing, Paulina walks up and listens at the door, JC asks Karen to lunch...he is trying to distance himself from Paulina, to save her later suffering. Yeah that is an awesome plan, just let her think you are hot for her stepsister. Awwww the nobility of it all.

Later Karen meets up with Dolores and tells her of the plan to make Paulina jealous, Karen wants no part of this. I don't know if Karen is tearing up, or if some giant fly has attached itself to her lower right eye or if the make-up department was on crack, but there is some huge black spot on the lower rim of her eye. Maybe it was a raven, but anyway it was quite distracting and it's not like I'm not already having enough trouble with this fireball episode. Well Dolores and Karen plan on speaking to JC about his stubborness & sucky attitude.

At some point Leo was speaking with a Doctor who is holding lab results....the news is not good.
They call JC to come in & talk, he realizes the news must be bad.
***********I can't stand it, seriously if this was me, I would be holding down Gabe, Demian, Regina, the two ninos, Tiberto & possibly Paulina (just in the event we were related) & doing the test on all of them, damn I'd be seriously scorin me some marrow.***********
See this is my complaint...JC is pretty, but damn he is dumb. Dude nobility is fleeting, dead is forever.

On the upside Ingrid & Miriam are in the business discussing how things are looking up. Personally I am just pleased that Ingrid the ever abused employee is still alive. Ingrid gets a flirty lil phone call from Rog, she doesn't tell Miriam who it is. Miriam is all like, right you could have a guy calling you? Ha Ha Ha...Buzz Kill, well I guess Miriam was too busy to smack the crap outta Ingrid & just had to settle for a little verbal abuse. Ingrid has that just you want & see smarty pants look.

We see the inside of what I believe is the church, well it has been a while, Elsa is probably going to get her preBoda lessons, but she sneaks in the bathroom & pulls out the bottle & has quite a snort.

Karen & Joselyn get into over Gabe & the boys etc....Karen is pretty disgusted by being one of the Fieras, even though it is family tradition. I must insert here, the giant Raven is off her eye and she has been sporting a MacBeth red plaid bubble mini skirt. In keeping with the Weird Sister theme. She tells her mom she is done with the whole vengence thing. Joselyn is like are you insane? (another family tradition), she must have vengence on her sister (MA), & Gabe...Karen wants no part of this. Well little missy how will you get the important things in life; like money, jewelry...then she smacks Karen. Karen is totally disgusted with the Fieras.

Gabe shares his "I got laid", news with Nic, who didn't get laid. Well at least he acts happy for Gabe, but tells him, Gabe needs to be discreet cause this could cause some serious problems...You think considering half the characters are seriously BSC?
Gabe gives Nic the "Hey maybe Dolores would lay you", not really it just sounds better than when men have those heart to heart talks. Seriously men in TeleNovelas are always having those talks about love with each other....I mean talk to each other, not love with each other, my husband laughs everytime, really guys don't talk like that to other guys. I checked it out with my friend at work...at just the thought he was horrified. That is why Demian is so awesome, he would never do that, he'd just blow something up.

Well I think this just about covers most of what happened.

Now tomorrow, Gabe is slipping a 27 carat ring on MA finger, talk about discreet, I bet Joselyn will never notice that.

Joselyn looks like she is going BSC more than usual

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