Caray, Caray!

Max is waxing poetic about his passionate kiss with Diana. He needs to get a life.

Doc Evil is also waxing poetic about his "near-kiss" with Diana. He's all but salivating. Andres tells him he sounds like a broken record. Andres is right! We then get treated to hearing all the things Doc Evil wants to do with Diana. Ugh!

Sylvie is still sobbing. Lunkhead makes the astute observation, "You're bald!" No putting one past Psycho Mansion's resident genius. Emili-Oh, ever the gentleman, brings a coat and covers Sylvie's head. He's such a gem! Anyway, Octave asks F/G if she's satisfied now. F/G says she is, and adds the party was a circus. Diana lags behind just long enough to sidle up to the Real Marfil and whisper, "I'm going to take away your husband." Marfil stands there doing her best dragon lady impersonation.

Meanwhile back at Isabel's, Debora, the Gunsmoke escapee, is tied to the bed and thankfully gagged. Isabel walks in gloating, while Debora is trying to scream while gagged. Isabel happily tells Debora where's she's located; on the same bed and in the same house where Debora held Marfil prisoner! Marfil has now turned the tables.

Marfil walks into Max's room; obviously Max has nothing to say to her. She wants him to kiss her the way he was kissing "the nurse." "Not tonight dear, I've got a headache," replies Max. He then tells Marfil to return to her own room. Double-whammy for Marfil tonight; first she catches Max with the nurse, then Max banishes her to the other bedroom. It's just not her night!

Octave is ranting about what a scandal the party turned out to be. She's so humiliated. Peyote thinks it's the best party the joint has ever seen. Octave's parties are always so boring and tiring. This was a circus! It just doesn't get any better! Max comes sashaying down the staircase and walks by the coven without saying a word. Octave wants to know where he's going. Max is silent. Peyote cheerfully tells him good-bye. Apparently Peyote was the only one who thought the party was fun. Everyone else, including Alex, Nina, and I, thought the party was a total snooze.

Pilar is chewing on Larry for looking at Gaby during the party. More jealous rants; nothing new. It ends with Larry telling Pilar that Gaby is more beautiful than Pilar. At this point, Octave walks into the room and wants a moment alone with Pilar.

F/G escorts the girls into their house, gloating about how much of a success the evening was. She's got them all convinced the three of them are so much better than everyone else. F/G is as delusional as the rest of the motley crew at Psycho Mansion. About the only one with any class at the party was Emili-Oh. F/G continues to try and stir up the girls, "Did you see the looks on Max and Larry's faces? You've made them suffer!" Diana, who is smirking, likes this idea. ***I'm beginning to think Diana and Diego deserve one another.*** Poor Little Doormat just feels awful about Larry. She admits she's not as strong as her sister. F/G leaves and Gaby goes to bed.

BBBBBRRRRRNNNNGGGG! It's the phone. Since Diana is answering it, I can bet the call is for her! Sure enough, it's Doc Evil. Suspenseful music hits a crescendo!

Debora is still trying to scream. Boy, that gag has been the highlight of this show! Isabel is adding salt to the wound by pointing out Marfil has returned to her place at Psycho Mansion alongside Max, while Debora gets to stay at Psycho Apartment until Marfil figures out the rest of her little plan. Woe is Debora. Isabel is laughing as she tells Debora it's "night-night" time and pulls out a syringe.

Marfil is in her bedroom complaining to Brun-A (note the "a" since she actually is looking like a woman now) about Max leaving for whereabouts unknown. Marfil is also whining about Diana. Bruna asks about the change in outfits; Marfil kind of brushes off the question and changes the subject. Bruna thought-bubbles, "Could this be Marfil? If so, what has happened to Debora? Did Marfil kill Debora?" Marfil tells Bruna to leave.

Marfil thought bubbles, "I can't let Bruna know I'm the real Marfil. Bruna is a traitor who took Debora's side!"

Octave tells Pilar she will never forgive her for standing up Luscious Larry at the altar. Ever. Pilar is apologetic and trying to grovel when Octave tells her to stop. Although what Pilar did was unforgivable, Octave wants to form an alliance with Pilar to destroy the Little Doormat. Suddenly Pilar is falling all over herself to help out Octave. Octave won't regret it. Octave can count on her. Yada, yada, yada. Octave, it seems, has a plan. She's going to make a call tomorrow.

Doc Evil is telling Diana how much he was turned on by her, and how much he wants her. She tells him she's a married woman. He replies her marriage is no biggie, he has to have her. "I'm not the same woman I was before," says Diana. "I know," says Doc Evil, "I like this woman better." The whole exchange is so slimy it has the hairs on the back of my neck standing up. Finally Doc Evil hangs up and Diana tells us Doc Evil is the biggest example of trash. She plans to direct the worst of her vengeance against him. Ominous music plays.

Diana now walks into the bedroom where Diego is hanging out. "Do you realize it's 3:00 in the morning? A decent woman doesn't stay out so late. What happened between you and Max?" asks Diego. "What could happen?" replies Diana. More squabbling. Diana tells him to keep his voice down or he'll wake the baby. Diana then announces she's going to get a glass of water. Diego never asks who just called at 3:00 am. There's a knock on the door as Diana is in the living room. Grand Central Station! It's now Max.

Camila arrives at Doc Evil's apartment sin Sylvie. "What a night! First Diana is all dolled up like something out of a 1970's prom, then Sylvie turns out to be bald." Apparently, Sylvie is over at Emili-Oh's apartment because she is so inconsolable. Doc Evil gloats that he almost got to kiss Diana. Camila is impactada. Doc Evil then starts forcing himself on Camila to make up for his striking out with Diana. Camila tries to fight him off, saying she doesn't want to be his "second plate." After struggling for awhile, Camila starts enjoying this moment of passion.

Max says he needs to see Diana to tell her how beautiful she looked at the party. Although he prefers the sweet Diana, this new Diana will do. He wants to know why she's changed. Diana asks if he's come to her house to take her by force. "No," says Max, "I have to see you again and kiss you." D—"I'm not the same stupid nurse who worked at your house. She died. I hate you!" Max tries to defend his actions. M—'"Why have you changed?" D—I changed because of YOU!" Dramatic music plays.

Yolanda is in Octave's room asking why Yolanda is still up. "I can't sleep." Yolanda says she understands. Octave rants some more about F/G. Yolanda leaves to get some tea to help Octave sleep.

Max and Diana are still sniveling. She hates him for not believing in her, for hurting her, for "victimizing" her, etc. He keeps apologizing and saying how much he loves her. This goes on far too long. Finally Max tells Diana she's never going to be happy without him. He then walks out. Diana tells herself she's not going to cry or be a coward.

F/G is telling Paco how wonderful the evening went. Her daughters were brilliant. Paco wants to know what happened with Octave. "She was on her best behavior." Paco mistakenly thinks that F/G will drop her moronic plan for revenge. F/G quickly dispels him of that fantasy.

Sylvie is still crying at Emili-Oh's house and he's still trying to console her. She is devastated that she was the laughing stock in front of everyone, including Larry. Emili-Oh is being very sweet. I really like Emili-Oh's hair when it's not slicked back. Finally, Emili-Oh leaves to go to the beach and work out. Sylvie just wants to be alone.

Debora has a visitor. It's Marfil. More of the "Payback's a Perra." For some stupid reason, Marfil tells Isabel to remove the gag. Debora's mouth goes into over-drive. The gist of this whole ridiculous scene is Marfil saying she initially wanted Debora to rot in jail, but now she just wants her dead. Debora wants to know about Bruna. "Bruna has no idea I've returned!" She then walks out and Isabel re-gags Debora, thankfully. Isabel asks if it's true Marfil plans to kill Debora. Marfil calmly tells Isabel she'll let her know later. "As you wish," says an agreeable and loyal Isabel.

Emili-Oh runs into Larry at the beach. They discuss the "exciting" party of the night before. Up walks Kike and a pissing match starts over Gaby. Larry tells Kike to stay away from his wife.

Rene and Peyote are hanging out at the pool. She announces she is going to get married. Rene thinks that's a dumb idea, "What do you see in that loser?"

Caramel and Pancho are in Paco's office. Pancho wants to discuss a business deal. Paco wants to know what kind of business deal since last he knew Pancho didn't have a job. It seems Pancho wants to have a lady's night and charge a $20 cover charge. Paco says he runs a decent establishment and doesn't want anything so cheesy, although last I looked, his nautical theme certainly can't be mistaken for some pricey joint in Beverly Hills. Pancho tells Caramel "I told you so!" Caramel then starts applying the pressure to Daddy Dearest until he caves.

Octave is paying a visit to Reynoso. She's come to make a deal. Reynoso refuses to betray F/G. Octave offers to deposit one million dollars in an account in the Grand Cayman Islands. Reynoso says he's already got enough money. Octave then pulls a gun on him. The choice is his.

Emili-Oh has to separate Larry and Kike. Kike taunts Larry "If Gaby is your wife, why are you separated? You can have Pilar, I like Gaby better!" Larry is apoplectic.

Diego is on the patio painting more of those ghoulish paintings. Now his pallet contains black, gray, brown, and now, TAN!!!!! Diana announces she wants to go back to work at the hospital as a nurse. Diego doesn't want her working. Of course the argument escalates to him wanting to know if she kissed anyone at the party and how convenient it is that the day after the party, Diana suddenly wants to go back to work. The usual. Does it ever end?

Caramel is babbling on and on about her dad agreeing to Pancho's business proposition. It's a start. Pancho points out it is only because Caramel talked Paco into it. Caramel tells Pancho she's going to keep a close eye on him. "Me? What for? I'm a saint!" states Pancho. Caramel then announces she wants a baby. Pancho asks, "What on earth for? We're young!" He then walks out and Caramel is tripping over her bottom lip.

Octave and Reynoso are arguing. Octave is demanding the proof he has against her. It's in the court, says Reynoso. "Liar!" She pulls a gun and they wrestle. The gun appears to be pointing at the ground when we hear a shot. Reynoso looks impactado!

Diana is talking to the director of the hospital. When she hangs up, she tells Diego she's going to start work the following day. Diego asks about Doc Evil and Diana replies she's not afraid of him. Diego then wants to know if she'll be seeing Max. "Of course not!" Diego whines that he wishes Diana would love him. Diana thought bubbles "I wish I could." Diego asks if she thinks she'll ever love him. Diana is thought bubbling, "I'm going to try to make myself love him, but he just doesn't trip my trigger the way Max does." Her little reverie is broken up by Diego pointing out she hasn't answered his question. Boy this exchange is getting old and boring.

Reynoso has just fallen to the floor. He tells Octave she'll never get away with it. Octave steps on the camera with her red, pointy CFM shoe, and then on Reynoso. "You're going to denounce me? I won't let you!" She then fires two more shots.

Diana is bringing Diego juice when the phone rings. Shock of shocks, it's Max. He wants to talk. With Diego sitting right there she says she's got to go because Max is crying. "The baby? You've named the baby Max? Is he my son?" Lots of dramatic music as the credits roll.

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