Caray, Caray!

Marfil, Yolanda, Rene and Lunkhead are all gathered around Max's hospital bed. He tells them the reason Dimwit never said he was kidnapped was because Diablo would have killed him. They want to call the police, but Maxi-Moron tells them no. He wants to handle things himself. Finally, Marfil pipes up that Lunkhead is letting Princess Fi live there. "Make her leave!" Max tells Marfil Princess Fi can stay. Marfil is not happy about this.

Pasta and Octopus are still fighting about Pasta's lunch with Fidiota. Pasta tries to deflect the argument by reminding her that Puncho's in jail. Suddenly Peyote hears about her Puncho and becomes hysterical. She yells at Pasta and Octopus telling them how much she hates them. She hates them more and more each day!

Diablo and Iggy have united over a drink. Diablo is trying to convince Iggy they need to unite with the common goal of destroying Dimwit and Maxi-Moron. Iggy wants to know how he can trust Diablo. Diablo points out that Iggy made him an invalid, but if Iggy helps, all will be forgiven. Diablo also reminds Iggy that he lost his medical license because of Dimwit. Finally they drink to a partnership.

Gaby and Dimwit are discussing Dimwit's situation with Max. Max will never forgive her for allegedly sleeping with Diablo. Further, Max is still a married man. Marfil deserves compassion.

Iggy, in his 1980's Ray Bans, pays Maxi-Moron a visit in the hospital and injects something into his IV. He smiles as he leaves the room. Max sleeps through all of it.

Iggy then calls Diablo to tell him that Max has now been injected with a mystery substance that's going to make Max so crazy and demented; he'll be committed to a manicomio.

Emili-Oh delivers a dozen red roses to Dimwit. There's no card attached and he suggests to Dimwit that perhaps they are from Maxi-Moron. "I don't think so," says Dimwit. "Ah, then they must be from a secret admirer," says our ever astute Emili-Oh. No sooner does Emili-Oh leave, than the phone rings. It's Cousin Eddie. "Did you get my flowers? I want to make it up to you for creating such a scandal yesterday." Dimwit says all has been forgotten. Cousin Eddie then asks Dimwit to lunch.

Big Doormat and Princess Fi are having a heart to heart. Yolanda is telling Princess Fi it's really not such a good idea for her to be staying at the house. Marfil will not rest until Princess Fi is out on the streets. "Besides, Dimwit is the only woman Max will ever love."

Marfil is yipping at a sleeping Max about his allowing Princess Fi to stay at the house. Suddenly Maxi-Manic sits up and does his best to channel Sybil. "Who are you? Where is Diana? Where am I? They want to kill me! Diana!" He starts getting totally unglued. Marfil tells him he's gone crazy. Max then does the frothing-at-the-mouth, bug-eyed thing. Commercial.

Now Max has got the head-tilt thing going on. He's still screaming that everyone is trying to kill him. Only Dimwit can save him. Yolanda and Princess Fi run in and want to know what all the shouting is about. Suddenly only Dimwit and the Big Doormat are good. He wants his aunt and Dimwit; everyone else is trying to kill him. Marfil says the obvious; he's gone completely crazy. Maxi-Manicomio gloms on to Yolanda and won't let go.

Camila and Iggy are discussing the injection and how Iggy has formed an alliance with Diablo. At first Camila feels bad that the drugs are making Max hallucinate, but then she climbs on board the Doc & Diablo Express. If she can't have Maxi-Manicomio, no one can have Maxi-Manicomio.

Dimwit and Little Doormat are having the usual discussion about Mamá driving their lives out of hatred and preventing them from loving the Irascible Brothers. Little Doormat gives the usual speech defending her; about how much Mamá has suffered in the past. Dimwit thinks marrying Kick Me is a bad idea.

Doc has given Maxi-Manicomio a sedative to make him sleep. He explains Max's reaction can be expected given the situation he was in for the past few days. Don't worry, he'll be fine. Marfil says she needs to see someone and tells Princess Fi not to be there when Marfil returns. Yolanda then has to "go see someone." Princess Fi is thrilled to death to be left tending Max. She can't help herself; she has to kiss Sleeping Hombre.

Little Doormat wants to know who the red roses are from. Dimwit tells her about the scandal Cousin Eddie created at the office, and how he is trying to make it up to her. He also wants to take her to lunch. Gaby asks if Dimwit accepted. "Of course not," our chaste heroine replies. Sylvie then bursts through the door. They have some discussion about heaven knows what, but by the jaunty music, I'm sure it's supposed to be something comical. At any rate, Sylvie wants to thank the Hermanas Sorianos.

Lala comes to visit Puncho in jail. As always, the TeleMiami jail never has inmates other than our beloved characters. Puncho tells Lala he's sorry, but she just slaps him twice. He then falls to his knees begging forgiveness and we have a sob fest.

Sylvie has come to tell Dimwit and Gaby she is leaving the mansion and moving in with her cousin, Emili-Oh. She is so grateful for their hospitality during the worst moments of her short life. Dimwit tells her the doors to Psycho Mansion will always be open to her. Hugs all around!

Marfil storms into Lala's casita to confront Diablo. How dare he kidnap Max without consulting her first! Diablo yells back that he's not her puppet. Insults are exchanged by all parties and there is lots of yelling. Diablo grabs Marfil by the hair after she tries to slap him and the fight is on. In true telenovela fashion, however, they end up kissing passionately. Commercial.

Yolanda has come to see Dimwit at the office. "Why haven't you come to visit Max?" Dimwit replies that Maxi-Moron thinks she slept with Diablo and besides, Marfil is good and should be with him. Yolanda believes Dimwit would never do such a thing and points out Max doesn't care about Marfil. Dimwit then asks how he's doing. Yolanda says she's worried. Max has gone crazy. Orchestra of Doom.

The sob fest and groveling continues between Puncho and Lala. Puncho says he truly loves both Caramel and Peyote.

Marfil breaks away from Diablo and wants to know what the heck he thinks he's doing. "Admit it, you liked it! You felt it from your head to your toes!" Marfil is flustered and runs out the door. Diablo chuckles about his prowess.

More of the jailhouse scene. Lala is going to hire a good attorney. After she leaves, Puncho tells us he doesn't need an attorney; he's going to escape! I must say I'm impressed that Lala is more concerned with Puncho's bigamy than the fact Puncho and Diablo kidnapped Max for days on end. It's nice her priorities are straight! Not.

Yolanda begs Dimwit to visit Max, he needs her! Dimwit is reticent after all that has happened. Finally Dimwit relents and promises to visit Maxi-Manicomio "tomorrow." Yolanda is grateful.

Ex-Doc Evil comes in late at night to administer another dose of the mystery drug. Suspenseful music plays. "Adios, Loquito!"

Fidiota and Roddy are dressed like the Bobsey Twins; all in white gauzy outfits. *** Isn't there a religious cult that dresses in white gauze? Speaking of gauze, where's Mummy? *** I digress. Fidiota and Roddy are walking hand in hand along the beach. Roddy tells her this is where he comes to relax. This is just a filler scene of no consequence. We already know Roddy is in love with Fidiota.

Max starts screaming for Dimwit. He's writhing on the bed screaming about being burned to death. DoK comes in and makes the nurse give him a sedative.

Gaby is in the library crying when Granny M comes in. "Why are you sad? You're getting married tomorrow!" "That's why I'm sad," laments Little Doormat. We then hear from Granny M about how good Kick Me is and how much he loves her. Little Doormat says Mamá wants her to marry Kick Me in order to forget Lunkhead. Nancy then walks in to announce Kick Me has just arrived. Granny M tells Little Doormat to suck it up and dry her tears so Kick Me doesn't see her crying. I sure do hope Lunkhead appears at the ceremony and carries her off. That would be poetic justice after Kick Me carried off Pillow at Lunkhead's wedding. I don't believe Lunkhead knows about the wedding yet, however. There certainly hasn't been a scene in which someone has told him. I would have remembered that.

Back to Roddy and Fidiota. He likes to see her laugh. He then talks about them opening a bar. Blah, blah, blah. Finally he asks if he can steal a kiss. She replies he wouldn't be "stealing" one.

Kick Me wants to see Little Doormat smile again. He tries to land a kiss, but she dodges him. He says it pains him that she avoids his kisses. Finally he produces a ring that was his great-grandmother's. It's very valuable and has been in the family for years. Little Doormat admits it's beautiful, but we can tell she clearly isn't interested in being Kick Me's wife.

Dimwit has arrived to visit Maxi-Manicomio. Max babbles on about being burned. Dimwit points out the obvious to DoK, who is still in the room. "What he's saying is incoherent!" DoK agrees. Maxi-Manicomio has gone crazy. The Orchestra of Doom does its thing.

Kick Me is now wanting to discuss their honeymoon. Little Doormat tells him she can't leave Dimwit's side right now. Kick Me tries to tell Gaby she has a right to be happy, but finally gives up and says the honeymoon can wait.

DoK is now meeting with Lunkhead, Dimwit, and Marfil. He doesn't know if Max will get better. The human mind is a mystery. If he doesn't get better, he will have to be committed to a manicomio. More Orchestra of Doom.

Peyote is lying on the couch crying about Puncho. We then see flashbacks to when she first saw Puncho. She was jumping out of a helicopter into the ocean, and he was on the beach. She later saw him on the beach with Caramel. Meanwhile, Puncho is crying in his jail cell for his fierita. She's so vulnerable and fragile. Whatever.

Lala has come to Perfumes 'R Us to visit Caramel. Lala tells Caramel that Puncho is repentant for all the pain he's caused her. Puncho would like Caramel to come visit him in jail. Caramel says it's too late. She's tired of his deceptions, the way he's treated her, etc. She basically recites a laundry list of awful things Puncho has done. Finally, someone states the obvious. Caramel brings up the kidnapping issue. Puncho doesn't value the lives of other people.

Dimwit and Granny M are having a chat. Dimwit tells her about the possibility of Maxi-Moron being committed to an asylum. Dimwit has decided if he's committed, she's going to give up her job at Perfumes 'R Us and be his personal nurse. Granny M says Fidiota will never allow it. There's no changing Dimwit's mind. It's a done deal. She loves her Maxi-Mundane and wants to spend the rest of her life at his side, even if it's at a manicomio. Even if Fidiota won't allow it! Granny M is impactada. Max's and Dimwit's love song gets louder and louder the longer this scene runs.

Credits roll.

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