Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Destilando Amor 09/03/07 "Always Something There to Remind Me"

Our story begins with Rod in a meeting with James, Pat (yeah he is hawt) & Tio Bruno..they are talking about the new “Organic Tequila”, I feel a flutter is it my heart? No, not mi corazon, but my liver is standing up and taking notice..Organic Tequila…it’s organic I feel so green. Damn maybe if I buy this I can put a Prius off way into the future. There are the juvenile giggles about Rod having an “in” at the Public Advertising with the CRT, our Rod blushes yet does not deny.

Also briefly during the "isa vs Sofie" moment..gawd Isa STFU & by the by..give Major Tom back his Space Jacket...Please Shut the hell up.

Now over to luncheria with Dani and Gavi…Oh Dani gives some bad news….(Rod will seriously be involved in the “Organic Tequila” development for the next three months..so he won’t be able to bother you)..Get it Wally Yuck Yuck.. Excellent segue. Anyhow like all “Oh my gawd Gavi has the look of “as soon as his kids finish high school..we will be together”, Amantes, Gavi just smiles)..Here comes Elvis, he is introduces himself and it is Mucho Gusto all round….***Actually I do think that any racism is a thing that is learned here, cause once I asked my husband if blacks (Vera Cruz area, east coast of Mex and very tropical..had a lot of slaves) intermarried with Mexicans and he just looked at me like I was crazy. It was a class thing not a racial thing, so yes descents of slaves did marry with indigenous peoples…just not with the higher European class..(Jeez I feel bad just relating that). Anyway Our three Amigos take off & go to the local hang out. I was so wishing they’d call Ron, damn you Dani..like I’m totally thinking that was your job..But no it is just the three Amigos.

Meanwhile over at Montalvo..Abuela calls Rod..I guess the Bats were on strike and she could not just send a message with one of her minions …Anyway she relates to Rod that Frankie is all shades of distressed over James living in the Hacienda and hangin out with Sofie..Rod needs James at the ranch. He relates the tale to Pat (geez did I say he is kinda hawt & Tio Bruno(really into Fredra, but still a very nice man)..both wonder if Frankie is the best choice, but Rod laments..it was the ranch or “Domo arigato Mr. Roboto”..(for those of you who wonder a 80’s shout out to the USA fear that Japan would someday buy us out and own us..See WalMart and China/Or the best laid plans of Mice and Men). Anyway it was stick Frankie on the ranch or lose “the lovely Sofie to Japan”.

Now then over to Tequila….
James is driving with Crispin in the passenger seat and in the back are two (young girls), young for Frankie, but yeah like it could never happen young for Crispin. The girls like some bad porn movie are kissing first on Frankie then on Crispin..Crispin pulls out the bottle. I’m thinking “Okay Tequila whores? Cause the Crack market isn’t there?”, but no these girls just hang on these “AssHats” and they don’t even get a drink “Que the Hell?”..I am a firm believer in “Nobody rides for Free”, so I just can’t imagine what enticed these two young maidens?

Ewwww, Pammie & Ma..
Mom is like for the love of Gawd..forget him…(referring to Aaron)
Pammie vows he controlled her for years, she will waste him…Revenge is mine saith the Pammie..
(Good point well taken)..Payback is indeed hell.,


Speak of the devil…Aaron (and excuse me….do they not understand what his cornucopia of stripes does to my AADD? Actually I believe his pattern mismatching may have led to Pammie’s seizures, this is just a theory, but I am working on it. Rod & Aaron have alittle mix-up..Rod leaves. Tio Bruno, chastises his son…threatening to pull the plug on the evasive Turquoise tequila. Speaking of which; sorry Aaron if this chaps your already sad display of “Chaps Stripes Collection Fall 2007”, but anyway, hasn’t this little intrigue been going on for years? Wasn’t the last time this liquor was seen like prom 2007, then they pulled it off the market? “Que the Hell?” Pa, Bruno & Aaron (the fur ball) argue..Aaron says big hawt contracts from Europe are only 4-5 days off..it comes down to..Aaron has four months to make it right or the plug is pulled.

Over in Mx DF..Dani, Gavi & Elvis head to Gavi’s favorite hangout…Elvis does Karoke to what I believe is a Reggae song..he dances over to Dani, then Dani says Mi Cunada, and we ( me , my husaband, the day-players and the at home audience) look over to Gavi..I’m laughing here thinking Wow she doesn’t look a thing like her brother..anyway all get up and dance..yeah funky-town

Now do the going into the future 3 months hands thing…like Wayne & Garth (I am dating myself old SNL)

Three Months Later.. See three months has passed which makes me all shades of happy (yes especially the red and orange), but I gotta say WTF happened to Rod’s head? I am having a muy impacted moment? You just wait Rod, once I get you to the ranch it will be long flowing locks once again…

Rod comes into the nursery..Damn Rod what the hell happened to your hair? Rod is sporting the short haircut..now I must deal with saying goodbye to his curls..we were on a first name basis..

Anyway, Rod comes in with Skankster, Isa..maybe I’m wrong, but come-on no need to mince words here. She is sharin the Varon cause right now it can get her what she wants..which is dinero…not to say that a girl doesn’t have to look out for herself, but Isa…too bad you didn’t know a Trojan cause their horse got you..anyway beware of freaks barring gifts. Now anyhow, the supposed rents of the young “Ricardo Montalvo” are all upset cause all the kid does is eat and sleep. ****Disclaimer**** See I don’t have any kids, but like isn’t that their goal at that age? Like isn’t cheating on a spouse and picking a College major supposed to be a bit down the line? Rod tells Isa to ask Pilar, the patron saint of the family cause she is really a good person and cause she actually knew Christ..true she was a child, but the memory is still what it is…

James is opening the spigot to the new Tequila…it is awesome..dude I think we have a winner..He calls Rod..Rod says tell Frankie that Rod is coming to the Ranch.

Next thing…Granny Pilar is hanging out with Granddaughter by marriage not by boinking Isa. Basically Pilar always rich, graceless and blunt inquires like WTF is up with that kid? He sleeps all the time..Damn my two boys and my Grandsons were like freaking spider monkeys, I’m telling you they weren’t the ripest bananas on the tree, but damn there is something wrong with that little monkey.
Isa tries to just pass this all off..Soon the doctor arrives. This is like real doctor pediatrician; not like scary gyno/friend doctor. Isa tells the Doctor that the kid just eats and sleeps instead of doing anything productive..Pilar is like staring at the Doctor..Pilar’s need to inspect the Dr’s bag for a fresh supply of blood is so strong, I can feel the longing in her soul as well as her sharpened incisors.

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WONDERED ABOUT THE PATERNITY: Please read
Okay we just had the lazy ass 3 month old Varon…all he does as sleep..then the next scene….
Francisco sleeping…
Okay I will give you a minute to dispose of the anvil, which just hit you directly on the head…

Frankie is sleeping..I’m not sure it is three months later since the “Tequila Whores” were driving around with the boys, but isn’t that the same clothing that Frankie was wearing like 3 ekkkk months ago? Crispin wakes Frankie up to share a beer, some food and make new chica plans. Here comes James. James just mocks the boys (Crispin & AssHat Frankie), Rod, the Sheriff is coming to town tomorrow.

Over at the Hacienda SanWaanma now San Gotahava…is grilling someone on the phone for Hil’s number…well it is not happening, what with the privacy act and all. Sofie comes in wearing her newest outfit from “Amish Amor”, a girl can’t have two many denim mid-length skirts..you never know when a hoe-down looms. Anyway SannaGotaHava tries to get Sofie to call & get Hil’s numero, but Sofie says NO GO.

What an awesome opening to Hil pumping iron..yes our young Hil Duke is working out and two steaming hawt young women come on to Hil, but he is still a farm boy at heart and freezes up. See maybe I am way too jaded..but Que the Hell? He is a young male and he has been a “body model” for nearly a year..sorry Hil you are not being asked to explain Quantam Physics..How could he still be shy? I mean a couple of after parties, enough alcohol etc…and this guy acts like the shy young virgin? Do you think the “Gaydar Alarms” wake his sleeping neighbors? ****Sometimes I just get all incensed when the writers do that “Golly Gee” crap with the locals who come to the big city. For the love of Gawd these people grew up in the country..not in Pleasantville.

Aaron is having another “Don’t Make Me Destroy A Phone Moment”, he is on the phone and needs to know the info on little Ricardo Montalvo…
Well is he or isn’t he?

Poor Aaron..he keeps producing sperm
Neither he nor the involved audience gets the answer,
But we learn in the event of bad news..like in case; Timothy isn’t from the “diamond incrusted golden segments of DNA” belonging to the Mondalvo Clan well…once impregnates the satanic cave of Minerva patroness of evil…then it will be time to spring the “Hey Primo, your first born is a bastard” news…with any luck this will happen at a fun filled traditional holiday..Yeah Christmas sounds good.
Just because I feel it is time for another shout-out the Clash..
Ill be here til the end of time
So you got to let know
Should I stay or should I go?

Over at the CTR… Our newest young hellion..Suzy is giving indigoes peoples everywhere a reason to rise up and kill all non-indigoes peoples.. Suzy gets on the computer and apparently deletes all Gavi’s data about her department.

In her office Gavi has a little fond reunion with the ever boring Dr. Blondie (I am not mocking, but damn he is so boring I forgot his name.) He is happy to see Gavi. He gives her Hawiian Coffee. Now I too am confused. I thought he went to Belgium, which is awesomely close to Amsterdam..but what the hell? Did he buy those crushed beans in a Walmart right before he came back to work. Dr Blondie is very happy to Gavi and he needs a report. Gavi calls Nancy, Nancy jumps on Gavis computer..why I am not not sure..was there a finger injury that escaped me? Meanwhile..Gavi’s phone rings…It is Rod…Rod is like the “Tequila Organico is hawt and nasty and will burn down to parts you thought you forgot”, Gavi is like well tell me about about it Sr Tequila….feel your way, as if, no in reality she is happy to hear from him, but must cut off the conversation. Rod keeps talkin to Gavi about his good fortune with the new “Organico Tuquila”…Yeah Whatever Rich Dude with a trophy…


Say by the way…the Doctor reports it is quite common for babies to sleep a lot and eat…maybe the Montalvo family is unusual…but most children don’t start trying to kill their relatives for monetary gain until at least the end of middle school.

Now then over at the CRT..Rod is still just yammering on..he hasn’t called in three months, but hey he must have some down time now….Now Nancy is yelling..Gavi gives her a few instructions, they don’t work so well. Rod is all the sudden trying to hook-up, enamour, whatever with someone he hasn’t talked for three months. It is like the total melt down from Hell, Alsonso, the prince of coffee has a report due..it is missing..like totally missing dude, like let’s get the hell outta here before the FBI shows up…Seriously this led to some serious Rum & Tequila party…Oh yeah let them join..
Avellaneda is back from his vacation and he demands the repot..Alonso can not produce the report..Lil Skanky white girl Suzy is very happy.


This whole intrigue goes against Gavi…Damn I’d be getting real tired of being constantly accused of everything..Yes indeed I do have to say at this point Well, it does seem MariAnne was involved with the assassination of our beloved Mr. Lincoln..but I digress…get the stake and the wood for a big fire..seems we got some scrapegoatin to take care of.

Oh Gavi once again we leave with you in mortal danger ….

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Comments:
Thank you for mentioning Rodrigo's new haircut. I hate it!!

I'm very shocked that Gaviota didn't have a backup of that report. In fact, I'm surprised she didn't have two backups - she's so thorough and spunky and efficient. Poor Nancy, so hysterical - I wonder if she'll be blamed.

I thought it was a riot, all the fuss over the baby's "laziness." It's just like the fuss over the baby being two weeks early - in most families I don't think anyone would bat an eye. Only in fiction can you expect every baby within a family to be just like its parents, or even its own siblings.
 

Great and funny recap!!! Jeez.....you're right! What happened to Rod's hair??? I had to rewind just to make sure my eyes weren't playing tricks on me! Wah. I liked it better long!

As for the baby sleeping and eating! That's weird...my first daughter was coliky and cried all the time and my second one ate, but was awake most of the time! If it is three months later, you'd think the baby would be more alert!

Julie, you're right! Gav should have had backups! And she should have had a password! Sheesh!
 

Beckster, your recaps are works of art in themselves. Yes, the doc flat out said "Ricardo es perezoso"! and then we get the scene of Frankie snoozing in the chair. If that little bebe were Aaron's he would be creating mortgage-backed securities out of his crib space and groping his female visitors. Babies do have marked tempermental differences that show up early.
 

Is it safe to assume that no one has been treating the agaves to protect against pests?
 

Ground control to Major Tom : If you are looking for your jacket, Isa is wearing it. Another stellar recap, Beckster. You never disappoint. Rod evidently stopped at the barbershop in between scenes. I, too, preferred his locks long and flowing. He looks like my hub in his Navy haircut . I have had no success in getting hub to let his locks grow long and flowing. Maybe this new look indicates a new, tougher Rod. Hit the ground running. Take no prisoners. Man the torpedoes. Full speed ahead. No more nice guy. As for little Ricky, babies spend a lot of time eating and sleeping unless they have colic. I thought it was funny when they showed the baby sleeping and then that oxygen waster Frankie the Freeloader doozing with his feet on the desk. I can't help laughing at Crispin hanging out with Frankie and sharing the girls. What planet would that occur on ? And Sophie did look like she was ready for the rodeo. She had better work on her roping and hog-tying skills with her new hub. Thanks, Beckster for my morning laughs.
 

Yep, Julie, it is safe to assume that no one has been treating the agaves to protect against pests. Faithful James has been busy with the tequila organica. It is also safe to assume that Isa's Dad is not paying back his creditors, Aaron's exportactiones illegales will continue and Pam has the details, Aaron has not yet paid back the money he borrowed to finance Agave Turquesa. Four anvils over the Montalvo empire.
 

to Beckster - Gracias otra vez. ¡Eres brillante, chica!
So my theory on the Rodster's shorn locks, sigh, what a loss... is that they show the passage of 3 months. Probably the big hair gals wouldn't budge. I mean would you have Gavi do something with the bounty of hair extensions or IsaSkank adjust her bangs once more??
I was laughing so hard (ROTF and LOL) at your recap that my Willa, the big poodle, ran into the room to see if I was choking on a bone I hadn't shared with her. The "Amish Amor" image really made the tears roll down my face.
I loved Elvis singing and only wish he could wear the cool headscarf that he had in Alborada. His voice does it for me like Gerard Depardieu in French films or James Earl Jones in StarWars or CNN ads.
Aaron does "apoplectic" better than anyone else ever, no? He seems to think Rod is sooooo stupid that he will be willing to turn over his fledgling organico project, but noooooo. Remember that the boys were both in London working on their DOCTORATES, for the love of gawd, indeed. How much did they have to pay to get into a graduate program. Did we ever see Aaron study or even look at a book? I think not.
Rambling on, I just want to slap that smirky suzy and woe to us all for not using backup and password protections. I lost 18 months of photographs in June for just this type of stupidity so I have deep guilt but equally deep understanding and sympathy for Nancy and Gavi. Who would expect that the director's beloved assistant would have such loose morals about the well being of the entire agency... We never have seen her palms greased with pesos, yet have we?
 

You know what I would love - just for once, if someone would catch Suzy (or one of the other sneaky malditas) smirking as she walks away from the scene of the crime.
 

If anyone wants to tour the agave fields of Guadalajara, Samantha Brown is going there tomorrow at 8 pm eastern time on the Travel Channel. Now that she's already covered lots of European countries, Samantha is touring Latin American places of interest.
 

What got me was the file was on a network..therefore there should be a back-up...the IT dept should do backups, also the IT dept should be able to find out who deleted the file.

How come they blame Marianne for everything..


Morons...
 

I really enjoyed this episode and especially the recap. The number of bad guys just keep growing. I just changed my mind about the order that I want the bad guys caught and punished. Initially Isa had first place with Minnie running a close second. However, that evil Susie has stolen first place by a landslide. I want her to be next on the hit list, and her demise can't come too soon.
 

I too would like to see suzy get caught and canned. What a collection of nitwits in a business office, No back up or hard copy? Oh Puleeze. Plus which most people have finally learned that nothing is ever deleted and since it looked like all the trouble maker did was erase the file any good techie could recover it. As for Gavi she is looking dumber and dumber. Why can't she figure out that Suzy is the obvious troublemaker since she always seems to have been in the area.

In a way I was hoping something was wrong with the baby as that could be another way to find out that he isn't Rod's. What a twit Isa is. She should be glad the baby does just eat and sleep. Imagine if he was screaming and crying all the time. She and her evil sisters would go nuts.

Rod's sudden loss of hair as a way to show us time passed. What ever happened to the old months or years later notices that are so popular. I guess it's because so much time is passing on this novela in drips and drabs. Maybe that's why I'm starting to find it all so tedious.
 

I still want Fedra to get it first. And I hope her torment begins with an adorable little baby pulling out her hair. :)
 

The juxtaposition of Frankie and el nino chiquito sleeping was too funny, as were so many of the comments. I really hated Rod's new pinhead look, although I guess it emphasizes his current distance from Gavi. Liked Elvis' singing voice and dance moves. Suzy's on my hit list for a messy and painful retribution, although one would think a backup should be a priority for Gavi.
 

Thanks for another fun ride, beckster!

I'm confused because the sentence Aaron uses with Fedra about the DNA test could be interpreted either way, but I thought that last night Aaron told his mother that the DNA test had been confirmed. I checked my VCR tape's CC (which granted is full of typos and such) and listened, but I dont' trust my "ear", but the CC used the past tense "demostraron". So I went over to esmas' site and it says in last night's that coincides with our episode, he already had the test back and is just waiting for Minerva to get pregnant to spring the nasty news on Rod. This is their quote: "Aarón, con la prueba de ADN, le dice a Fedra que no le importa quién sea el padre de Ricardito, esperará a que Minerva se embarace para decirle a Rodrigo que su hijo es un bastardo."
 

Somebody should have said don't for Rod/EY's new "do". But, he still has beautiful eyes that quickly draw you in and you forget the hair is shorter. Gosh, I hope they let it grow back out again! It's like Delilah just sheered our Sampson all over again!
 

Thanks for the great recap Beckster. There were some many funny moments and serious ones as well. Your observation about Crispin being wingman to Frankie was hilarious. As were your insights on how the writers (of many novelas)like making people from the country permanent virgins.

I really got a chuckle out of how many of us hated the new hair cut and wanted Rod with locks.
 

Beckster-- this was just the funnniest recap ever. Love your riffs. Thanks for the grins.
 

If memory serves (and it's kind of iffy at best) I thought Suzy used Mariana's computer when she deleted the file.

So if the IT department was able to determine that the file was gone, it would also show that Gaviota was the one who deleted it, or rather who accessed it last. That would not be good for our spunky little heroine!
 

Gaviota is acting as dumb as a box of rocks. She didn't learn from the time the files were thrown in the trash. Obviously it had to be someone with access to those offices right? Doesn't everyone need a badge anyway (visitor or employee) to get in?

She knows there's a spy so she should have been more careful.

I was hoping she would set a trap, catch the culprit (Suzy) and get her fired soon.

G.
 

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