Caray, Caray!

Juan’s obviously thrilled at this new development. Juan explains that CL was all smiles and that CL told Juan that CL was just being a good loser. Paula appears to be a little unsure. Juan does mention that he thinks that Pastor may have been behind the promotion. Apparently, little Mr. Juan is very perceptive when it comes to everybody except his Palomita. Paula wonders if Monica spoke with CL, but Juan points out that there was no time for that. Paula sits back in her desk and decides to settle with things as they are right now, but she doesn’t want to get over-confident with this newfound CL. She dismisses Juan by saying that they’ll talk later. Juan just lovingly stares at her with a goofy smile on his face.

Juan approaches Paula and says that he would like for them to do something tonight. Paula begs off again saying that they’ll talk about it later. Juan smiles some more and backs out of the office. Paula looks at him guilty. As she should, the witch. (Sorry, I know that was a little strong!)

Juan approaches Marely and spins. He comments about how it’s a beautiful day. She wants to know what’s happened. He mentions that he is currently working. Juan makes a sweep of all the ladies in the room and then enters the elevator and dances his way down to the garage. He thinks about his good fortune – a raise and a date. He manages to solemnly gather himself before the elevator doors open.

In CL’s office, Pastor extols the virtues of Juan. He’s not just a servant; Juan’s a charismatic leader. CL sarcastically cuts in that Juan must be the unknown hero. CL accuses Pastor of playing CL for Pastor’s own benefit. CL thinks that Pastor wants to keep Juan by his side. Pastor replies that that would be very unethical and egotistical on his part. Pastor accuses CL of being unjust with him. CL moves on to the subject of what to do with Juan. He figures that Juan doesn’t know how to do anything; Alirio doesn’t do anything. They would make the perfect pair! Pastor objects, but CL explains that Pastor needs to earn an assistant. Once CL and Paula are back together, CL will have no problem giving Juan to Pastor as an assistant. I could be wrong but I think the drift of this conversation was that if Pastor gets CL and Paula back together he’ll be rewarded by Juan. Correct me if I’m wrong!

Kike cannot believe that Juan’s being promoted. Juan thinks it was just a matter of destiny. Fernando warns Juan to be careful. Fernando thinks that its very strange that CL would offer a promotion to a man who dealt him such a blow. Juan’s not worried about it at all. He’s also happy that Paula has finally opened her eyes to Juan and discovered his true potential. Kike replies that if this were true he would be out on the street right now. Fernando asks Juan what his post will be. Juan doesn’t know, but he’s not worried about that. Kike reassuringly says that everything is going well. Kike reminds Juan that they have homework for tonight.

The men go over to the desk. Kike comments that Juan won’t be able to pull of the same thing tonight that he did the night before. Kike wants to start with math. Juan says that he’s already done it. He claims to be great at math when he’s alone and that it’s Kike who confuses him. Kike asks if Juan will help him with his homework. Juan assures Kike that he will. Juan takes over Fernando’s chair and the men get down to work.

Yadira’s not so sure that Nidia’s plan to make Kike jealous will work. Yadira points out that Nidia tried this with Juan and ended up married to someone else. Nidia asides that this marriage was due to extraneous circumstances. Nidia wonders aloud who she could use to make Kike jealous. She mentions Fernando but this gets a quick, negative reaction from Nidia. Nidia covers by saying it’s a bad idea because the two men work together. Yadira wants to know who. Nidia motions toward the flowers, implying that Gutierrez would be a good option. Yadira, for obvious reasons, doesn’t like the plan.

The men continue to work on their homework. Juan explains multiplication in colorful terms. The “X” is masculine. It makes lots more letters. Okay, so I’m going to admit my handicap when it comes to math right now. Juan tries to explain, and I’m bad enough at math that I think I’m buying his argument. He says something about “X” being the lowest number. Kike’s just as confused as me. Fernando finally cuts in to explain. He explains that letters are used to represent an unknown number. Juan acts as though that’s what he was saying the whole time.

Nidia continues her argument for Gutierrez. Yadira can’t be going around with just any monkey. Yadira replies that Gutierrez is no Brad Pitt. Nidia agrees, but she thinks that Gutierrez will fit his purpose. Nidia thinks that if Yadira uses just any guy, then she’ll come down a level. Yadira should use a guy who’s got class, a good family, a good body, is successful, etc. Ummm… has Nidia met Gutierrez? I have no idea who she’s describing. Plus, Gutierrez has shown an effort to be serious with Yadira. They glance at the flowers. Yadira thinks that Nidia is playing her. Nidia denies this. Yadira still wants try to find someone else. Nidia says that all Yadira and Gutierrez have to do is talk. Yadira finally agrees, but only if Nidia helps keep Gutierrez at bay.

Kike finally catches on to what Fernando’s explaining. Juan celebrates and says that this is what he’s been explaining to Kike all along. I don’t really think it was, but okay. Kike doesn’t think it was the same thing either. Juan lets it slip that he won’t be in class again tonight. He’s going on a date with his girlfriend.

Who looks very thrilled at this moment. She’s complaining to Marely about CL. She can’t believe that CL is playing with Juan like this. [Snicker, snicker – how ironic that she would say that! Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!] Marely wisely points out that Paula should be focusing this energy on work. Paula grabs a notebook to revise, but immediately starts talking about CL again.

Ana, who can apparently come and go at work whenever she pleases, enters the office and greets the girls. Paula isn’t happy and wants to know why her mother is here. Ana explains that she got out of work early, but that she can leave if Paula’s busy. Paula says that she would rather leave with Ana. Marely takes her leave.

Paula’s not buying Ana’s story and wants an explanation. Ana tells Paula that her office is opening a branch in Monterrey. They need somebody to be in charge of the branch. Just because Paula’s work ethics are so excellent, Ana thinks Paula would be perfect for the job.

Pastor complains about Juan going to work with Alirio. Ivonne doesn’t think that Alirio will be any competition for Pastor. Pastor doesn’t like her playful attitude. He just wishes that the relationship between Paula and Juan ends soon.

Ana argues her point. Paula acts like a brat and won’t even look at her mom. Ana’s been elected to the Monterrey team. Paula wants to know if this means her mother will be traveling there a lot. Ana doesn’t know at this point. Paula decides to think about the possible open position. The women resolve to go out to get something to eat. They debate over who’s taking the other out.

Kike yells at Juan. He thinks that Juan will be expelled from the school. Kike reminds Juan that they resolved to go to school together at night in order to better their lives. Juan’s got something more important on his mind – Paula. He sees her approaching him in the garage and thrusts Kike to the side. He asks if it’s time to leave. Paula apologetically explains that she’ll be leaving with her mother. Juan asks what time she wants him to come by the house. Paula says that they won’t be able to go out tonight.

Alirio does do something at work. He sleeps! The phone and he awakens. It’s Nidia and she wants to know if he’s coming home early. She wants to calmly talk about Yadira and Gutierrez. Alirio thinks it’s a great thing that Nidia’s finally coming to reason on the subject. He’s glad that Nidia’s allowing him to make decisions as head of the house. Nidia whimpers.

Paula explains that she and her mother have to talk about an important issue. Juan says it’s not a problem. Mother always comes first. They take leave of each other until the next day.

Kike wants to know why Juan and Paula are not leaving together. Juan says that he re-thought his plans and decided to cancel the date. Juan’s priority is studying. Kike likes this change.

Pastor comes to Ana and happily greets her. She mentions that Pastor has not come by her house to see her paintings. Pastor uses the “I have a ton of work” excuse. He says he definitely wants to come over to buy a painting for his home. Ana says that she’s home early a lot (translation: my daughter calls me to take her home early practically every day) so he can come by at any time. Pastor has a great idea and thinks that today would be the perfect day to stop by her house. Ana agrees, but she has to wait for Paula. Pastor thinks that this will be great.

He goes to Ivonne and tells her that he’s going to Paula’s house. He found a golden opportunity to find out about her relationship with Juan. Paula approaches her mother who explains that Pastor will be coming along. Paula screeches that Ana should have made up an excuse. Pastor enters the crowd and says that it’s a good time to go. He asks if his tagging along bothers Paula. Paula answers a question with a question and implies that she’s not bothered. The three head to the elevator while Ivonne watches.

Ivonne enters CL’s office. She asks if they are leaving. She reminds him that he has a date with her tonight. He asks where she wants to go. She wants to go to a nice restaurant. CL agrees, but with conditions. He won’t be seen leaving the office with her.

Just because it’s such a good idea, Juan wants to get a tattoo of Paula’s name. He has this really creative idea. A heart, placed close to his heart, with an arrow through it. Inside the heart will be Paula’s name. Umm…that’s not very original. I’m pretty sure that I saw at least 5 older men at the bar with a tattoo like that. Oddly, none of them were accompanied by women. No, Juan decides to spice it up by putting “Juan and Paula” inside the heart. Kike thinks they should think about school. Juan doesn’t care; he’s sure that Paula will love that he’s marked himself for her. Juan wonders where he can get this done. Kike hedges but finally says that he may have a friend who can do it. Juan gets excited and thinks that tomorrow would be perfect. They head into the school. Juan greets everyone.

We get to see a new room in the Davila house. Pastor paws through Ana’s paintings. She tells him to look through them all and that they’ll talk later. Pastor seems unsure of which to choose until he pulls out the full-on nude and in color Juan painting. He immediately tells Ana that this is the painting that he wants.

Ana replies that there are many more, better paintings. This is one of the first ones she did and she did it when she was interested in painting a nude, male figure. Pastor disagrees with her assessment. He thinks that the painting is very regal. Ana points out that it’s a painting of Juan. She says that she’s got a bunch more figure paintings that are better. Pastor won’t hear it. He’s got Juan covered in oil right before his eyes; that man is not going to let go. Ana’s never had someone talk so passionately about her work. Pastor declares himself an unconditional admirer of Ana. He says that he has to have the painting. He shouts at it to talk. Next, he turns to Ana and asks how much it costs. Ana says that she has no idea. She never thought to sell it; she didn’t even remember that she possessed it. Pastor caresses the painting.

Gutierrez accuses Alirio of playing with him. Alirio strongly denies this. Alirio promises to keep his word. Alirio explains that they have won over Nidia, and that’s the hardest part. Nidia’s a direct line to Yadira. Alirio says that he’s completed his part; it’s now up to Gutierrez to follow up. Alirio mentions that he hopes that this ends their business relationship. Gutierrez promises that if Alirio fulfills his part, then Gutierrez will fulfill his.

Paula wants to know how things are going. Ana says that it’s going well. Pastor promises to pay the next day. Paula offers Pastor a drink. He says that he doesn’t usually drink, but he accepts this time. Pastor politely comments about how nice her mother keeps the house. Paula doesn’t buy it and she wants to know exactly why he’s over at the house. Pastor adjusts his toupee and explains that yes, her mother’s paintings interest him. He also says that he wants to speak with Paula about Juan.

My Torts professor jumped bodies and landed in Juan’s teacher. She slams the homework on the desk and tells her students that they suck. There was only one good homework assignment, the rest were terrible. The guy next to Juan straightens, ready to be congratulated. Oh, no. The good paper was not the Tomas Mora look-a-like. It was our beloved Juan. Juan graciously accepts her congratulations, but Kike thinks it’s a bunch of bull. The teacher tries to hand the marker to Juan and wants him to explain the homework.

Ana overhears Paula and Pastor’s conversation. Pastor wants to know why Paula’s with Juan. Paula explains that she fell in love with him. Pastor retorts that this only happens in novelas. Paula doesn’t answer this and asks if Pastor has not noticed what a magnificent person Juan really is. Pastor shyly agrees. Paula thinks it makes much more sense that she would be with Juan then with a guy like CL. Pastor doesn’t buy it. He just doesn’t believe in her claim of love. He asks her where this torrid romance may go. Paula assures him that she will do the impossible to maintain the relationship. Ana can’t believe what she’s overhearing.

Juan erases the board and prepares himself to make a fool of himself. He asks to see his paper. He thinks to himself that he’s drawing a blank. He begins his lesson. Juan starts by saying that the letter X stands for a hypothetical number. He repeats this several times. Kike, apparently a little bitter, raises his hand and says that he doesn’t understand. Kike would like a clearer explanation. Juan looks at Kike threateningly while smacking a yardstick in his hand.

Juan changes tactics and says that he likes to explain algebra by using examples. He says that algebra is like a soccer team. He begins to draw on the board. The class looks more confused than ever. He asks for questions, but no one understands well enough to ask a question. The teacher doesn’t understand his example, but she still feels the need to congratulate him because it’s clear to him. He kisses her hand and prances back to his desk. The professor makes him group leader. From now on he has to teach things at his level.

Pastor takes his leave of the women. Ana escorts him to the door. She walks back over to Paula and says that she wants the whole truth. What’s this about Paula and Juan having a relationship. Paula plays dumb. Ana won’t buy it. She’s noted something strange these last few days and she knows that Paula’s lied. Ana wants the whole truth. Paula accuses her mother of being paranoid. Ana points out that she overheard Paula saying she is in love with Juan. Ha! Busted!

CL calls his wife and explains that he’s going to an appointment with a Mr. Martinez. She wants to know if he’s going out to have a good time. CL replies that he wishes he had the time, but this is all business. After they hang up he calls Martinez. He tells Martinez to say that he was with CL that night. CL says that he will explain later. Fernando agrees to take CL to where CL says.

Ivonne steps out of what looks to be a restaurant. She guiltily looks at Fernando.

Paula explains to Ana that Paula and Juan have a great relationship. It’s been a friendship, but with an attraction. He’s been a huge support for Paula. The people in the office take things to the extreme. Paula says that she just lets them believe what they want. Ana asks if by “the people” Paula means CL Farrell. Ana catches on quickly what Paula’s doing. Paula doesn’t like being backed into a corner. She confirms that she’s using Juan to get back at CL.

Vocab:
Chambeando – Mexican slang for “working”
Mantener a Raya – To keep at bay
Salvar el Pellejo – To save one’s skin
Zopenco – dope, half-wit

*Abraham Lincoln

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