Caray, Caray!

Pastor and Anga are having a hot cup of tea before bed in their robes, right where we left them last night. Pastor asks his brother not to rub it in because he feels bad enough already for making a bad decision. Anga concedes, and tells Pastor he does feel for him. Pastor feels like resigning. Anga reminds him about the situation—what is Pastor thinking he can pick up? Pastor whines like a puppy and gives his bro puppy eyes but Anga isn’t interested and rubs it in anyway that Pastor can’t come crying to him and heads off to bed. Pastor sighs deeply and shrugs in resignation. [Ed. Note: no pun intended.]

At the Casa Cachón, worried family members wait anxiously outside the office where Fern and Nidia are still closeted. Marely is worried, she tells Kike, because Mami is drunk. Who knows what she’ll say? They moan about what they can do except wait. Mami is capable of saying most anything when she’s like this. Kike calms Marely but he’s pretty anxious, too.

Fern wants to know what’s up with Nidia. She tells him she’s watching him. Why? She wants to know what he’s up to (¿qué traes entre los manos?) She sarcastically asks since when is he calling her “Doña?” Fern sees his life passing before his eyes as he gets a revelation that Nidia’s got some memory back. She asks if there wasn’t something between them, or was she mistaken? Fern can’t lie, so she knows the truth. Nidia tells him they had their kisses, their desires. [Ed. Note: Well, isn’t THAT subtle of you, Nidia?] She realizes that what flashed in her brain really happened. She thinks maybe he even had it going with Yadi. Fern can’t answer that either and she knows he’s on his third Cachón dama. He defends himself – it was before Yadi married Kike. And our thing was accidental. [Ed. Note: Well, THAT’S polite of you, Fern, when you and she were drunk as skunks and hot to trot.] She accuses him of cajoling her (me engatusaste – coaxed, but stronger). The nerve of him, the womanizer! Nidia’s standing now, but barely since she’s staggering around like a loon. She’s not going to let him disgrace her daughter’s life. Fern shakes his head in disbelief and anxiety. He defends himself; he loves Marely. Fern tries in vain to convince a totally irrational drunk that he has changed and loves her daughter. Nidia wants to know what Marely knows. Fern says Marely has no idea what happened between him and her Mami. Nidia takes another swig of her 80 proof comfort and asks what it is he’s wanting? Their money? Their social position? [Ed. Note: QUÉ?????] Well, he couldn’t do it with her or Yadi so he’s dug his fangs into Marely! Fern tries again to convince Nidia that he really loves Marely and it has NOTHING to do with what they had together. It ended because Nidia herself wanted it to end. The person who was hurt was Fern. He tries his best, but Fern is no match for Nidia in this condition. Or any condition. Fern leaves the study, frustrated and discouraged.

Marely, Delirio, Yadi and Kike wait anxiously outside the office as Fern emerges. Nidia follows him out and lets him have it with both barrels in front of the family, with every one completely dumbfounded by this. Nidia, however, throws him out of her house. Fern is directed to never darken her doorstep again. Marely is impactada, and so are the rest. What’s it about? Fern tells Marely not to look his direction, because whatever he tells her it won’t be enough. [Ed. Note: that is so true.] Marely presses her mother for info. Delirio tries his luck to get some info and gets pushed aside. Yadi has no better luck. Nidia says she’s a wild beast when she protects her home. She and Fern pull at Marely in a tug of war, and Fern tells Marely to never forget he loves her and heads out with Marely trying to trail until Nidia yanks her back. Nidia spins around and falls on her okole. Her family is impactadíssima.

Juan thought bubbles as he lies on the hotel bed in a room that seems very empty without Juanito’s bright smile. Juan tells himself that it’s dangerous to be there with Lorena, the flesh is weak, and he doesn’t need to get involved in any more messes (bronca – row, ticking off) than he already is and it’s time to say his farewell to his peeps there, leave the capital and get back home.

The family Cachón stands in the hall wondering qué the heck is going on—now that they’ve deposited her on her bed to sleep it off. Marely says this can’t continue as it is and Delirio thinks they all agree on that. She’s never been known for her good judgment but now she’s worse than ever. Marely calls it by its name: alcoholism and it’s a sickness. [Ed. Note: here’s a new PSA from Yo Amo a Juan. I want to know when they’ll get to one on smoking? Maybe never, since we noted that Ma Pat smokes.] Marely thinks they need to collaborate for ensuring they avoid situations that move her to drink too much. Delirio thinks that’s not going to happen, since Nidia thinks pretty much everything’s a cause for celebration. He pontificates that he’s warned them, but he’s preaching in the desert. Marely cuts the pompous old A** off, thank heaven, and points out the most important thing is she gets therapy, starting tomorrow! Kike pipes in—“Alcoholics Anonymous!” Yadi doubts Nidia will go with this program. Marely thinks it’s so serious they have to push it. Delirio finally says something I can agree with—Marely is the right one to propose it to Nidia, because Marely is the epitome of wisdom (prudencia) and diplomacy. She needs to do it first thing in the morning because then she’ll be sober. They all agree it has to be Marely, except Marely, who is not thrilled with the notion.

In the morning, CL is just a few steps short of on his knees begging forgiveness from Paula, but he tells her all he wants is to take care of her. He doesn’t want to watch every step she takes. She just doesn’t understand how much he cares about her. She sighs and starts to clear the table, not wanting to discuss anything with him. She wants a change of topic. Paula wants to go back to work. CL tells her she can count on his support; she’ll be well received in Farell. Nothing doing, she’s not working next door to Moni. Whatever makes you happy, dear. Paula looks irritated as he takes her hand to put it to his cheek. CL is at a loss and sighs.

We wonder if Nidia’s coffee is stout enough to attack that hangover. Marely has entered the lion’s den and is fixing to have The Talk with Mami. Nidia says if it’s about Fern, she’s just saved Marely from a Horrible Fate. Nope, Mami, it’s about you getting sloshed and you can’t keep doing it. Nidia’s head aches and she’s not interested in going there. [Ed. Note: We bet it does.] Marely begins an impassioned plea: the last thing she wants is to offend her mother, but enough is enough. They’re all worried sick because the alcohol is winning. She’s got Nidia’s full attention for a change. Marely continues that Nidia’s fighting the whole world, changing into someone they don’t know. Am I so serious? Nidia wants to know, so Marely continues to lovingly exhort her. Alcoholism is a sickness, and like any other, it requires treatment. Nidia, usually so bubbly, is crestfallen and looks like she aged ten years in the past minute. Marely continues that no one is cured unless they want it. She urges her mother to accept help, because by herself she won’t be able to do it all. Nidia is touched by Marely’s strong feelings and tells Marely not to cry. Marely asks Nidia to try AA and Nidia concedes that if Marely thinks it best, she’ll do it. [The spirit is willing….]

Lorena looks at Juan accusingly—she couldn’t sleep last night. Juan tells her not to begin with that. She can understand why he insists on being so solitary, as handsome and virile as he is. He needs a woman like her to spoil him, take care of him, and is a wild beast in bed. Juan is momentarily pensive, but pushes away and tells her they’re going back to Achichipico today. Lorena is irritated-impactada. Huh? There’s nothing to gain by being in the D. F.

Nidia tells Marely that she’s still the baby of the house in Nidia’s mind. She loves Marely and wants the best for her. If that’s to marry, then she’ll support Marely, if Marely is sure of her feelings for Fern. Marely starts to speak but Nidia continues that all she asks is that Marely THINK about what she’s doing. Don’t be impulsive or pressured. They’re both in tears as Nidia says women, including those like her, marry for lots of reasons—except for love. Love is something so sacred that it has no price. Marely has been the lifeline of the house, the sensible, responsible one. She shouldn’t do something crazy. It would be one of those kinds of mistakes that can’t be reversed. It’s better to say “no” in time than to say yes and end up with misfortune. Marely tells Nidia she knows and they hug.

I adore the new intros they’ve given us the last couple of weeks with Molondrón dancing and singing. His eyes knock me out. The rest of him has its charms, too.

Marely advises the family, gathered around the breakfast table, that they all need to be very aware of Nidia’s needs right now (very pendiente, expectant, so I’m loosely interpreting intent). They need to try to understand her, and support her. They all murmur assent. Marely continues that the most difficult times will be when she’s fighting the urge to drink. Yadi warns Delirio not to go looking for fights with Nidia and don’t make it bad. He retorts –you, too! Kike is hopeful that Nidia will actually follow through (cumple) because she’s strong and he’d like to see the harmony return to the house. [Ed. Note: Hear, hear, Kike!] Marely points out it’s not just her, but everyone.

Profa Amarga cheerfully [Ed. Note: Read that “snottily”] asks her hubby how his move to another department has gone. How does it feel? Is he proud (rozagante) and happy? He tells her it helps relieve some irritations, rejuvenates one. [Ed. Note: What, they talk about this in the hall at the U? They don’t live together any more?] She makes an obscure comment and he asks what she means. She obliquely talks about him getting off on the right foot and asks if he know who urgently wants to talk with him. Nope, no idea. The big cheese. He told me to let you know he wants you in his office. Right. Now. Topete is impactado and gulps. The Director.

CL has a Very Important task for Pastor. It’s just the kind Pastor loves. Pastor tells CL he has no idea where Juan is. Nope, it’s not about Juan, although CL still wants to find out his whereabouts (paradero). Paula needs work and Pastor’s going to find it for her. Pastor can contact all of CL’s cronies, surely one will have work for her. Nope, CL KNOWS his cronies too well and that’s exactly why Paula’s not going to work for that bunch. Pastor proceeds to tell CL that once he promotes Pastor, Paula can be the HR Director for Farell, and everyone will have a new office and…..YA! (Enough already!) The record skids to a stop. CL accuses Pastor of being opportunistic and always thinking only of himself. [Ed. Note: Takes one to know one.] Pastor tries to protest, but he’s overruled as usual. The position he’s to find can’t be in Farell. That’s her request. And second, it’s got to begin yesterday. See what you can come up with fast. Oh.

Topete slowly emerges from a University office. Profa Amarga is waiting like a wolf that’s spotted fresh meat. He glares and walks by her but she has the last word, as usual. [Ed. Note: Are we all beginning to get the idea why he wanders? Which came first, folks—the chicken or the egg?] What’s this face about, Nacho? What did the Director say? He turns back with determination—how was she involved in this? What are you talking about? He tells her she knows perfectly well—they fired him. Okay, so maybe it was she. Has she told him any lie? Does he think he can pass the Code of Conduct through the Arc de Triomphe? [Ed. Note: I consulted our Very Best Dicho Resource, and she says it’s coarse and doesn’t look like it, but it basically means disrespect the Code of Conduct. I know about this from my Univ teaching days—profs DON’T mix it up with students. Marga put it to Nacho coarsely, but it looks refined because it’s so subtle only a native would know what it really means. Thank you, Maricruz, for enlightening me.] IOW, does he think he can disrespect the Code of Conduct for a university professor? Topete wants to know why she did this to him. Amarga bares her horsy teeth and hisses that no one makes a fool of her, that’s why. He retorts that she’s odious and a real louse. He can’t comprehend how he could have taken up with her in the first place. (Fixed on her at some time). She snidely tells him to save his screeching for later, because this is just the beginning. That shameless woman, she’d better watch out, too, because Amarga won’t rest until they both pay for what they’ve done. Topete asks what they’ve done, the frustration clear in his face. She retorts they’ve made a fool of her and mocked her in front of the entire university. [Ed. Note: As if you weren’t doing it well enough yourself.] He spits back that she can do whatever she likes but the only one who’s going to be embittered is her. He’s going to come out on top. They stare each other down.

Yadi whines to Nidia that they can’t keep fighting forever. Nidia strokes the baby’s cheek and retorts. We note two things about the baby; it’s a girl, judging by the pierced earrings, and the kid is still doped up or whatever because she still isn’t stirring at all the commotion around her. This is one low maintenance kid. [Ed. Note: What I want to know is how come my first granddaughter was NEVER like this when I was babysitting her, no matter how hard I worked to placate her?] Nidia points out it began with Yadi’s lack of respect. Yadi continues her whine. She doesn’t want Mami mad with her. Nidia says Yadi’s on conditional probation (libertad condicional). Yadi hugs her Mami and tells Nidia that she doesn’t know how happy Yadi is that Nidia agreed to go to AA. She IS going, right? Well, of course! She gave her word to Marely. Nidia gives thanks to the heavens for her lovely daughters, and so good. They’ve made her respond and stopped her in time. Nidia gives Yadi all the right answers; they’ve done a lot for her and the rest is up to Nidia. She tells Yadi not to worry because their Mami is a new woman in every sense of the word. Yadi hugs her and says how happy she is. We wonder about what Nidia’s smile really means.

It’s a lovely day outside Farell. Kike stops the truck to drop Marely at work; Marely thanks him and he tells her she’s welcome. At least they get along. He stops her, though, because he has something to mention about Juan. What’s up with him? Well…Kike stutters….Juan wonders if Marely still cares for him. Marely is bemused by this question—where’s it coming from? Well, Kike doesn’t know and he told Juan that Fern proposed. Kike tries to confirm she’s in love with Fern, right? Doesn’t she want to marry him? Marely’s not sure. Kike tries to talk her into thinking about it, because if she still has feelings about Juan, it’s not too late. Marely says it’s really late and we don’t know if she means Juan or work. She thanks him again and bails. Kike chews his lip in concern for Marely.

Fern is waiting in the lobby at Farell, talking with some lobby lizards. He excuses himself quickly to walk with Marley to her desk. Marely apologizes profusely for her mother’s behavior the night before, excusing Nidia because she was so drunk. Fern tells her not to worry, he understands. Marely wants to know what they discussed in the study. Fern brushes it off. What’s important is Nidia doesn’t think he’s worthy of Marely. She tells him not to be offended because to her mother there’s not going to be a man who deserves her daughters. Ivonne watches avidly from behind them as they talk. Fern tells Marely it’s not important if her mother opposes their marriage. What’s important is that both of them are secure in what they’re doing and the rest of the world doesn’t matter. Marely tries to interrupt and Fern exhorts her that they are united in this. Their love will remain intact and the rest of the world will be below. He kisses her hand and she looks at him, a little concerned.

Kike is excited to see Juan waiting at the Central Market. Why is Juan here? He breaks the news that he’s saying his farewells to go back to Achichipico. Kike thinks it’s not a good idea, especially right now. Why? Nidia rejected Fern as the future husband for Marely. Juan is impactado. Between him and Juan, Kike’s sister-in-law still has feelings for Juan.

Juan is doubtful about that. He thinks Marely and Fern have it together. He reminds Kike that Kike himself said Marely’s dying for Fern. Kike waves Remolacho away and turns back to Juan. So what? If Doña Nidia won’t accept Fern marrying Marely, it won’t happen. Kike tells Juan it wasn’t the alcohol speaking, either, that made her react like that. Juan wonders if she finally remembered that something happened between her and Fern. Kike is sure of it. Remo comes back and Kike eyes him warily but keeps talking. It’s one thing for her to let Marely go out with the guy, but a whole different thing if he’s going to marry her. Kike tells Remo to get lost and Remo huffs away. Kike speculates that something more happened between Nidia and Fern than he wants to admit to them. Juan wonders if Fern and Marely ever have talked about it. Kike retorts—do you think Marely could be like nothing ever happened if she KNEW? C’mon, buddy. You know her. Nope, she’d have given him the brush off (sent Fern on vacation)….permanently. Juan is still doubtful.

Meanwhile, Ivonne spies behind Fern as he continues to reassure Marely and himself of his devotion and persuade her that they should marry in spite of Nidia’s outburst. He doesn’t want her to let her mother put ideas into Marely’s head. She tells him not to get anxious, it won’t happen. Last night’s scene was the product of the alcohol. She continues that her mother is sick and needs help; Fern agrees. She thanks God and Fern’s calmness – her mother has accepted to go to AA. He wonders if everything is still the same between him and her? Of course, silly—all Marely asks is that they realize what a serious step this is and take their time making the decisions. Marely thinks it’s reasonable; she doesn’t want to end up like her Mami and Delirio. [Ed. Note: How can she even BEGIN to think Fern is in the same weight class as Delirio? THAT doesn’t sound logical.] Anyway, Fern thinks it’s better for the present not to hang out at her house and Marely has to agree. Fern crouches so he’s eye to eye with Marely at her desk. He hesitantly tells her that maybe her mother doesn’t like him because in the past he made a lot of foolish mistakes, but that’s all changed and it’s behind him. Marely smiles sweetly—she understands and he doesn’t have to explain a thing to her. But, he wants to, he asserts. He wants her to know that since he fell in love with her, the old Fern died and there’s a new one born in his body. What he was before and what he is now are completely different even if the outside looks the same. Does she understand? Marely smiles again and tells him she does, and she appreciates the lovely things he says to her. She leans over and fondly touches him, telling him she loves/cares for him, too. They smile sweetly at each other while a thundercloud forms across the lobby at Ivonne’s desk.

Juan sits back and contemplates Kike’s revelation. He thinks Marely has to know the truth BEFORE she accepts Fern as her husband. Remo walks back and forth, but the boys keep talking. Juan thinks if nothing is said, and she marries someone’s going to spill the beans. Six months, tops. Then what? Kike does agree here, because these kinds of things always re-surface (come back to the light, relucir). But, who’s going to have the guts to tell her the truth? Kike won’t, not even in jest. Juan thinks it has to be Fern’s job. Kike chortles. Who’s going to convince Fern to dig that hole to bury himself—I’m just saying. Juan jumps to action—he’ll do it, and he’s going to strike while the iron’s hot [okay, that’s my loose translation.] Juan strides off and Kike follows, yelling “are you crazy?”

How exciting, Paula can still smile. Only when she’s talking to Marely, though. Wow, Fern gave her a ring? Yeah, but Paula should have seen the hissy Nidia threw (sainete - one-act farce). Why was she angry, Paula wonders—she doesn’t want Fern for a son-in-law? Marely blames the tequila again, and tells Paula that Nidia threw Fern out of the house. Paula thinks it’s amusing. Sheesh. Marely is sorry for poor Fern. Paula can just imagine Nidia’s meddling. Marely laments that neither of them well be well received by the other now. [Ed. Note: Oh, Marely, if you only knew.] Marely says she has more doubts all the time. She cuts Paula off because Fern is approaching; how about if they have lunch and keep talking then? She hangs up and greets Fern, who leans over briefly to look at her fondly as Ivonne glowers. [Ed. Note: This has to be the perfect punishment for Ivonne’s rejection of Fern—his new girlfriend faces her. It works for me.]

Juan and Kike drive toward the showdown at the OK Corral and Juan tells Kike he’s going to show Fern the light. After that, could Kike do him a favor and drop him at the hotel, then run him to the bus station? Kike thinks he should just take him directly to the hotel because at Farell he could run into CL. AND? Kike tells him not to be an idiot, this guy is his archenemy. He’s just looking for trouble—the earth shakes when these two face off. AND? No, he’s not going to watch over his shoulder for some rich dude, a loudmouth at that. If Juan’s going to bump into him, he’s going to bump into him—it’s God’s will. Kike warns him about getting into a mess.

It took all my strength to fast forward past the commercial for Pasión and not stop to watch it. Gotta finish before I can watch Pasión! ☺

Yadi probes about what came down between Nidia and Fern [Ed. Note: sorry, couldn’t help myself there.] How come Nidia is so opposed to him? Nidia groans, hand on hungover head. Yadi thinks he’d make Marely a good hubby. She loves him and he’s changed a lot. Nidia chuckles sarcastically. Yadi ramps up her questions about what might have happened in another life between Nidia and Fern. Some little “thing?” It was of no real importance. They should try to leave it in the past. Nidia denies that he liked her and if he had, she wouldn’t have liked him. Oh, really? She accuses Nidia of having selective amnesia. Nidia denies knowing what she’s talking about. Finally, Nidia tells Yadi she doesn’t like the idea of Fern as Marely’s husband for one simple reason—Marely doesn’t love him, she’s still hopelessly in love with Juan. Nidia sits up and looks Yadi in the eye, holding the bag of ice to head, to deliver this punch. Yadi has to admit she’s probably right there.

Gustavo, looking hot as ever, gives Moni a kiss as he enters her office with his portfolio. Moni admires his on-time performance. He wants to start off right with their new business association. Okay, then we’ll go see CL right off. Gustavo waves her on to lead the way. Moni looks back at Gustavo, remarking that she can’t wait to see CL’s face when he sees the surprise they have for him. Gustavo chuckles back at her, leaving us thinking we’ve missed some scene here.

CL, meanwhile, is stalking Paula by phone. Where has she gone? No, let me guess. She’s out to eat with her sis. No, he’s not a psychic, but that’s Paula’s habit. He looks like he ate a lemon whole. Moni sticks her head in the door—“May we?” CL tells Chelo goodbye and waves Moni in with Gustavo. They greet each other like the best of friends. Sheesh. What a pleasure, and a miracle to have you visit us, CL tells Gustavo. Double sheesh. Gustavo doesn’t want CL to think he’s forgotten his friends. Of course. Sheesh in italics, bold, and underlined. Hypocrisy, thy name is César Luis Farell. CL offers drinks, but everyone’s fine. CL stares as Gustavo seats Monica in her own ex spouse’s office. Gustavo smiles back at him. Once they’re all seated, CL asks about his business in Miami. Gustavo says it’s great; he never thought he’d have a company like the one he has now. He had CL as an example and here Gustavo is now, following his lead. “At the summit of Everest!” CL remarks. Not exactly that, but anyway….Gustavo wants to show the work he’s prepared for their campaign. CL does his best impression of “ecstatic to see an old friend.” Is Gustavo convinced?

Fern strolls down the street outside Farell. He’s just put Marely into a cab to go see Paula [Ed. Note: in a couple of years, couldn’t they be buying cars with the cab fare and the bus fare, etc.?]. We hear a honk, and Fern looks around to see Juan and Kike pull up in the truck. Juan wonders why he’s outside. [Ed. Note: I’d say it’s your dumb luck Fern’s outside, Juan, and you don’t have to run into CL plus there won’t be any collateral damage to the lobby at Farell from the fight that’s coming.] The boys greet each other. Fern wants to know why Juan’s there. Juan explains that he’s on the way back to his hometown, but on the way…..he stumbles around a bit…..he wanted to….he needs to have a few words with Fern. Could he? Sure. Rumor has it you proposed marriage to Marely. Yes….got some problem with that? He tells Juan he loves Marely with his whole heart. That much, my Fern? More than you can imagine. Like I never thought I could love anyone. Enough to tell her what happened between her mother and you? Juan asks gently, but firmly. Fern’s countenance darkens (if that’s even possible) and he looks cornered.

The cab has to turn back. Is there a problem?—Marely has forgotten her billfold. The cab driver slaps it into reverse and proceeds to back all the way to the office.

Fern denies that anything happened between him and Nidia. Don’t play the lunatic, Fern. The one who lost the memory is Nidia, not you. Something happened. Sure, something happened and it wasn’t any little old thing. Fern retorts that like they say, a gentleman has no memory. Ah, but not when you plan to marry the daughter. He’s not getting around it that easily. Who are you taking for a fool? (whose inexperience do you want to take advantage of - ¿A quién quieres a chamaquear?) Fern says it’s his own mess. Juan says in the long run, not really. In the end, he’s going to affect the one he says he adores so much. Or, what does he think about how Marely will feel when she finds out? Fern retorts there’s nothing to find out because Juan’s imagining things that didn’t happen. Juan spits back that he’s not imagining anything and sooner or later she’ll find out. Fern asks if Juan plans to be the snitch (rajón – tattletale, gossip). Juan tells him no, he’s gone soon, he’s not going to be the snitch so don’t worry there—but someone will. Doña Nidia, for example, someday might spill the beans (soup). Kike’s watching on, concerned. [Ed. Note: Juan’s something else when he’s righteously indignant. His shirt is open to the waist, his muscles bulge, and the shark’s tooth is prominent.] And then where will you be, and how will that leave Marely? I’m not saying all this to annoy you, but so you do things the right way. Fern retorts that he should look who’s talking, the expert in relationships who always tells the truth? Kike has gotten out of the truck; this discussion is almost out of control between his friends. Juan points out that’s exactly why he’s doing this, because he’s ended up wretched. If Marely hears this from someone else, Fern will end up losing her. Fern retaliates by pointing out that Juan’s Licenciada used him and discarded him when she tired of Juan. But that doesn’t give him the right to meddle in other’s lives. The keep arguing about Juan’s interference and Kike tries to get them to stop, but he’s not loud enough. The boys are still fighting about Juan’s interference when the cab pulls up. A very worried Marely hurries to see what’s wrong here and Kike tries to intervene. The boys have gotten a little bit physical as she angrily asks what’s happening.

Delirio yells up the stairs for Yadi, and when she doesn’t come instantly he grumbles and retreats into the office, closing the door behind him. Oops, he’s too slow. Yadi bursts into the office, smashing it in his face as he gets compressed behind it. He screams in pain and she screams that his screams are going to wake the baby. He tells her the telephone is for her. She tells him to hang it up so she can take it in the living room. He groans again, and tells her to hurry it up since he’s expecting an IMPORTANT international call. Yadi hears a familiar snide voice asking if Nacho has called her with his good news? Yadi wonders if Profa Amarga has nothing better to do than waste someone’s time? Amarga snidely tells Yadi she just called to update Yadi, but hasn’t Profe Topete told her anything? Anything about what? Oh, what a shame—she didn’t want to spoil the surprise, but anyway, Yadi should ask her dear lover. Amarga hangs up with a smug smile. Someone slap her, please.

Yadi makes the Fiera gesture at the phone (aka the “furious” American Sign Language sign) and grumbles as she hangs up. Nidia gingerly works her way down the stairs. She asks who it was and what’s happening. Yadi just looks at her and shakes her head a little. In the office, Delirio gently hangs up. He got an earful. He scratches his head and sits down to think about it, no doubt to figure the angle in it for him.

Yadi scolds the boys. What do you mean nothing happened, when I saw you pushing each other? Fern says it was just in fun (cotorreo), wasn’t it, buddy? Kike seconds the motion. Juan just faces off with Fern, hands on his hips, glaring. Some good fun. Kike explains Juan is leaving for his hometown and you know these two. They get all heated up. Juan says it’s more or less that, we have our differences, you know? You know what they say, between the jokes, the truth makes a brief appearance (entre broma y broma la verdad se asoma). He says this very pointedly to Fern. What differences, Marely wants to know. Fern says they’re all foolishness and Juan chimes in, cutting him off, that’s exactly what they are. The foolishness that people might do when they don’t think things through clearly. Wow, the consequences that might bring about! Fern stares back at Juan, concerned. Okay, Juan says, I just really came to say goodbye. He goes to kiss Marely and they hug while Fern looks irritated and thrusts his hands in his pockets. Juan asks Marely to give a hug and kiss to her Mami and Yadi for him, and even say goodbye to Perafán so he won’t feel left out. Marely reluctantly agrees to do it—she clearly doesn’t want Juan to go. He asks that she tell them all how much he cares for them. Marely wants to know if he’ll come to see them again, or is it forever this time? One never knows, my little rose garden, but I carry you always in this little chest. He’s holding her hand and brings it with his as he taps his chest. She smiles lovingly up at him. She sadly says that she’s suddenly feeling like she’ll never see him again. But, don’t pay any attention to me, those must just be my ideas. He leans over to kiss her again and Marely tells him to take good care of himself. He tells her to do the same. Fern protectively fishes her back to his side and says they don’t want to detain him any longer, because Juan wouldn’t want to miss his bus. Juan steps forward and with a serious look tells him to be careful (abusado). Fern shakes his hand and tells him the same. Kike urges Juan to hurry. Juan waves as Marely waves back sadly and Fern holds onto her protectively.

Nidia shakes her glass of Alka-Seltzer up and sighs. Yadi asks where she’s off to. Nidia’s going to her first AA meeting. She’s got to pay the bill for life’s pleasures. She hoists and says she’s going, before she begins to drink again. Then downs her drink of Alka-Seltzer. (Does anyone know what a “guarilaque” is? Nidia said that and all I can find is that it precedes a song name for download, like it means “musical selection” or something—or the name of the selection. It also seems to be the name of a place, but what?).

Fern and Marely walk back toward Farell while the taxi leaves. Fern (with all due respect and the great caring Fern has for him) has some kind of problem. He thinks he’s in the role of the Cachón guardian. What’s up with that? Marely points out that her father gave Juan that role before he died. Fern understands that clearly but he doesn’t like Juan being jealous, acting like the Papa with Fern, questioning Fern’s feelings for Marely. Really, though, nothing was happening there. Fine, Marely believes him. He hesitantly asks about her farewell with Juan—she was almost in tears. She sighs. It’s because she cares about him as a very good friend, like a brother. Her reality and her present is Fernando. That’s why she’s decided to married him. Fern is touched and thanks her for accepting his proposal of marriage. She thanks him for asking. So, when’s the wedding? Fern tells her in less than a month—A MONTH? Well, don’t tell me it’s too soon. How about next week, tomorrow, oh heck, let’s go find a judge! He calls for a taxi and picks her up, grinning. She makes him put her back down, laughing and calling him a goofball (loco). Three months would be better. Okay, Fern agrees, three months. Perfect. Marely asks how is it now between them? What? You know, my mother’s going to go nuts about this. Fern says he can do whatever’s necessary because he knows they’ll soon be together. He picks her up and kisses her [which makes your recapper cringe, but your recapper can’t say why, exactly].

Kike talks to a silent and sober Juan. Juan has done his part, and talked with Fernando. There’s nothing more he can do and he played his part. They exchange thoughts on the situation. Kike says if Fern tells her the truth, Marely might give him the brush off, and Juan says he sure hopes Fernando won’t fail to talk to Marely while he still has time. If not, she’s going to really suffer. Kike agrees—it’s going to be on Nidia’s and Fernando’s consciences otherwise.

Delirio asks Yadi who was on the phone—what little friend called and left you so deflated (patidifusa)? Yadi wonders why he wants to know, the old busybody? Busybody? Me? Yes, YOU! She slams her magazine shut and goes upstairs. Delirio remarks that these Cachón are so moody.

A cab has deposited Nidia in an abandoned looking part of town in front of a small whitewashed building with blue lettering on it. The large sign over the door says “San Angel.” Nidia shudders and starts toward the door after hesitantly looking the area over a little, then skids to a stop, turns, and minces rapidly down the street.

Gustavo describes his strategy to record into the public’s brain the products they’re selling. He moves around CL’s desk with his laptop, showing CL the screen with the prototype of the sales campaign visuals. He’s proposing a youthful slant to the campaign, and targeting places like NY, Miami, London, etc. Moni glows about this, Gustavo is a genius and this has her ecstatic (making me crazy—we bet he is, Moni). CL says it seems amazing (bárbaro) but he has a few doubts--and a big, fake smile. Moni has none—it fascinates her. She waxes eloquent about his proposal. He’s going to bring them out of the ice age. Gustavo leans over and kisses her, to CL’s annoyance. He describes how they’ll be into television, Internet, radio, etc. CL does his best impression of skeptical and puffs away.

Kike tells Juan there won’t be enough room for all the boxes of make-up, shoes, and dresses. Juan says they have to each be separately boxed so he knows where everything is. Lorena just stands by and admires the muscles as Juan hoists the boxes up onto the truck. Kike fusses and Juan wonders what’s wrong. Kike begins to allude to the problems at home. One begins to wonder if one’s really needed here. He begs Juan to let Kike go home to Achichipico with him. [Okay, good, he’s the only one who hasn’t visited except Marely, right? Oh, and CL.] Juan is impactado.

Paula is back to whining. It sucks to be her. She can’t stand when CL touches her, looks at her, talks to her, pretty much every time he breathes it irritates her [Okay, I added that last part.] It bothers her to hear him or feel him near her. She wishes it would all disappear and she could rub it out of her memory. Marely tries to calm her-these feelings don’t just affect CL, but also the baby. Paula knows but this is beyond her strength. Marely wonders if she’s sure this isn’t because of the pregnancy, and those raging hormones? Paula admits that’s what Ana tells her, that there are pregnant women who can’t stand their husbands through the pregnancy. She just needs to be patient, calm, this too shall pass. Sure, some of this has to do with the pregnancy, but some of the things are not related to it. Some things get bigger and bigger inside one over time. What things, Marely wants to know. Well, Juan Dominguez. Marely is struck, clearly uncomfortable. “Paula.” Paula wants to confess something. She’s at the point of taking off running to find him and tell him she loves him. She wants to get far away from here forever. Marely points out that isn’t going to happen. Juan’s gone back to his hometown and isn’t ever returning. [Ed. Note: Like that stopped Paula from running after him last time.] Paula is impactada and we’re thrilled to remember that any similarity to reality is purely coincidental.

Monday: Will CL have to do something drastic? Will Paula go to Achichipico again? Will Paula tell CL she can’t stand him?

Vocabulary

¿Qué traes entre los manos? – What’s he up to? (What’s he got between his hands?)
Me engatusaste – he coaxed me, cajoled me, but stronger—maybe even seduced me
Bronca – row, ticking off, mess
Prudencia –wisdom, my loose translation
Cumple – follow through
Rozagante – proud
¿Es que tu crees que puedes pasarte el reglamento por el Arco de Triunfo? – do you think you can disrespect the Code of Conduct?
Libertad condicional - conditional probation
sainete - one-act farce, but in Nidia’s case it’s a hissy
¿A quién quieres a chamaquear? – Who are you taking for a fool? (whose inexperience do you want to take advantage of )
Rajón – tattletale, gossip
Cotorreo – in fun
Patidifusa - deflated

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