Tuesday, October 07, 2008
Fuego 10/7 Tues, # 113, How Does La Llorona Get Her Groove Back? Ask Mama Who Has Certainly Found Hers
With a tip of the sombrero to Terry McMillan, I am still in a state of euphoria over my splendid trip to northern Spain and still grateful to Bridget for producing three fine recaps to keep this FELS nightmare, I mean telenovela, sailing along on the CarayCaray waves of delighted viewers. But on with tonight's action: Who is that handsome man on the white horse willing to pay whatever to graze his horses on the hacienda pastures just when the KingKidz need some ready cash? How convenient, as Dana Carvey used to say in his ChurchLady snidely way. And why is Verizon's La Llorona more attractively dressed than the FELS tear making machine, Sofia? But I digress into the mysteries of the universe.
Uncle Alejandro swears he will seek revenge himself is Feo is lying about the missing baby. But he is still saying it behind bars.
Feo plans his empire of a well run hacienda all under his absolute control, [why hasn't it worked yet if he has such talents?] Let's get to the hacienda and tell everyone of our wedding. No, the horny one wants to continue to boogie in the bed, Feo swears his only motive is her tranquility and health.
Sofia is slow but Jimena seems nearly comatose as she blinks at the news that Oscar has returned. Not even the Llorona can move her with the news that Oscar returned but without Juan and without my daughter. I won't be conquered, I am going out to look for my daughter. The dark forest would be a good place to start, lets wait until dark.
Damian has the luck to meet Quintina on the road with her wagon bed and horse while he is on his horse. Her confidence has been abused, she flirts outrageously. Damian promises to defend her against whatever.
Sarita comes in to ask what's the progress with Sister Sludge, aja Jimena. Sofia assures Sarita needs to regain her desire to love. Sarita sneers back that she has never lost her love.
Sofia has worked out that it is really their papa's fault, if he hadn't defrauded Libia, then she wouldn't have died, the Reyes wouldn't have come to seek revenge, the sister's wouldn't have fallen for these bricklaying, breadbaking hotties, the baby wouldn't have been stolen..... Let's go walk in the dark.
Damian is questioning Q about the lovely woman in the fog who he wants to meet (nooooooooo, Damian) Q tells him he has run into La Llorona, no kidding.
We get a bucket of tears in the girls bedroom to illustrate the truth of this naming. Sarita confesses that she can't forget her love for Franco. On the other side of town, Eva has to listen to Ros echo the same I'll never forget my love for Franco. Eva advises her to love someone else? Someone will surely come along.
Franco and Oscar work in the new bakery, oh I guess this is the kitchen of the hacienda, and discuss the disappearance of Juan. He's not dead, he's dead, he's not dead....
Damian offers a sherry (jerez) to a man I don't know who seems concerned for Damian's well being...... He says he has the feeling that here he will encounter the peace that has escaped him so far (don't put money on it honey)
Oscar appears in sombrero in the bedroom of sleeping locobeauty. It hurts him to see her so and he feels he is to blame. Here is a rose of crystal just like I gave you before. I can't stop thinking about you I have to get over it, If you still don't want to see me, I only want that you get well, that you return to the happy smiling girl you were. [I agree she's the only one with a relatively sunny disposition. Perhaps she was the one left on the hacienda steps in a basket]
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Franco has turned into a really productive guy. Ros comes to see him because she has been thinking so much about him and his suffering and she comes to offer her friendship. He needs a real friend just now who will listen to him about his love and suffering and his true love which he has lost. She had something else in mind from the look on her face.
Abuelo has the inside track on the honey moon pleasures of Feo and Gabi while Sarita and Sofia seems genuinely surprised. The pretty maid Natalia comes for Jimena's dinner which she takes up to the bedroom and surprises Oscar who is still kneeling at Jimena's side. Oscar begs her not to sound the alarm that he is there. Natalia says she won't say anything about him. He kisses the comatose one and gives her a blessing while Natalia looks on sweetly.
Sofia snuffles over some baby sweater and decides she will go out into the dry ice forest once again looking for her lost baby.
Oscar returns to the luxury digs with Franco looking really comfortable in this new found hacienda living. Sofia breaks in to claim they are hiding Juan and her daughter.
Speaking of the occult, Juan strolls with the Doctora in the woods when he suddenly hears a woman screaming, Juan. The look on his face is straight out horrified as a thought painfully pierces his brain, that name sounds familiar, or a woman screaming at me sounds familiar. Perhaps both?
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Doctora tries to stroke him as a Mom and her truculent son come out of the bush and we know which Juan is being sought. But Juan still sounds so familiar says the big J to his companion.
Sofia playing La Llorona to the hilt accuses F and O of hiding Juan and begins a search of the new rooms. The hacienda is so much bigger than the bakery of old that it takes some time. She looks really suspicious at the pantry then strokes the raw bread buns provocatively then angers, then saddens, then cries, lots, Franco and Oscar watch her come back and don't seem surprised that she can't find Juan here. They try to comfort her as she can't stop crying.
The Doctora continues walking with Juan who still has no shirt or shoes as she looks for an opening to jump him. The Evil medicine man is warned that Juan's good works are going to spoil these villagers and they won't like being beaten so much. Is it the same or another shaman that chants Nahuatl words, but the brujo scene is offset while the doctora and Juan discuss the good that the vaccines will do for the poor villagers. Suddenly a woman begins to give birth and Juan wants to get Silvester. Not flustered at all the Doctora calmly prepares to assist the woman giving birth and Juan turns into an instant birthing coach telling her when to push and when to breath. The miracle of birth and a perfect baby in seconds amazes Juan as it does the viewer. Juan begins to withdraw but they push the baby into his arms, Doctora acting like it might serve as a stimulating sex toy, no that can't be it.
Sofia hugs the sweater and cries for her baby. Juan hugs the baby who cries, the real mother begins to say my daughter, my daughter, echoed by Sofia while Juan has some kind of memory or second sight of Sofia in her drab black, snotting on the white baby sweater. [Egad, I hate this stolen baby plot devices, they really upset me and I know that JudyB doesn't hold truck with them either. Especially since we know that Feo let little Luisito live in a cardboard box with a crazy drunk woman who didn't appear to feed him well, what could he be subjecting a helpless newborn to? They could at least show us that she is okay.]
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The honeymooners return in a euphoric breathlessness to a pouting Sofia and Sarita who sure haven't been getting any good nookie like Mom has, and Abuelo says he is not surprised considering the ambition of Gabi's new husband. Gabi announces the wedding and the inevitable news that Feo is now lord and master of the entire hacienda.
In the market Eladio speaks for the family giving excellent news that Rigo is getting better. the former friends of Gabi who flirt with him until Natalia shows up and he passes the ladies over to greet the his gift from God. She tells that Gabi returned and has married Feo. Now he is the master of the entire hacienda. She promises Eladio she won't keep any secrets back from him.
Mom with her special mom touch drops the limp hand of Jimena coldly letting it thump lifelessly onto the bed, what a bother, then criticizes the crystal rose which she assumes Sarita has brought in and demands Jimena, Jimena. When Mom leaves, the sombrero shadow on the wall tell us all is seen by an adoring Oscar. He gives her kisses and words of his constancy to love her back to life.
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Franco has the plow and the oxen team under good control. Q arrives with her horse and wagon bed barely under control. But Q comes bearing a five course lunch while they discuss that the missing Oscar has gone to see the comatose Jimena. Q has big plans for their money making scenarios, Franco says sometimes she worries him.
Abuelo and Pablito make a brief appearance about nothing important.
Gabi looks at Juan Jose Robles photo and remembers how handsome he was she dreamily says he was her first and only love. She remembers telling Franco how much his father loved her only and not his mother. She then at least tells herself it was all a lie. But Feo loves her and she chants his name in a sexual swoon.
Meantime Feo gets a nightly chance to menace as he shows Oscar divorce papers that Jimena supposedly signed and demands that he act with pride and sign them too. Oscar doesn't want to believe it but why does he sign anyway. Was that a universal macho challenge or what?
Next: Sofia gets to act out her La Llorona role in the dryicy dark of night. Let's see more horses, huh? Damian is apparently going to pursue LL and show us some really nice horses so I guess we get both.
WORD OF THE NIGHT: Jerez = sherry. Also the town of Jerez in southern Spain where the most prestigious sherry is distilled and aged to perfection in oak barrels.
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Did you ever think you'd watch a poor mother suffering the kidnapping of her spawn, and you'd be saying STFU, a poor girl who lies comatose, for some strange undisclosed reason, and you'd ROTFLYAO when the maid said she was taking the dinner. Hello she can chew? Yes we have wondered about bedsores and adult diapers.
I think the Mi Hija has reached the l00 mark. Adela doesn't have to worry about learning lines. When in doubt, all she has to say is "mi hija." Enough already!!!!!
Thanks for the good recap Cheryl.
Anon at 12:06, my guess is that Gabi is just lost in lust and probably never loved
anyone. She must have wanted Juan Sr. because she couldn't have him. The contrast of the doing without sisters with doing it often Mama is pretty funny at least.
Hi DDave, I think 3 weeks of total immersion has made this recapping easier and faster, but then maybe it is just that many of the characters just utter one or two phrases over and over and over.
I was wrong in thinking it was Slofia yelling for Juan in yesterday's preview. I fell for it. But if Slofia wants her baby back, can't she make an attempt to look for it using the SUV rather than walking about the Rape Forest in the middle of the night. No one else seems to be looking for the baby. I wonder how long we have to wait before Juan regains his memory. Things need to be speeded up. G in CA
I agree the powers that be could at least let us know Baby MG is okay. It's bad enough we have to suffer through yet another stolen baby plot, as if they simply couldn't come up with something else. I am sick of Mommy/Baby abuse. Seeing Big Juan gently holding that teeny, tiny baby just made me sadder, because his baby shouldn't be missing. It sure as FUEGO shouldn't have had a gun to its head and dangled over a waterfall. Argh.
Quintina and Damian, however, made me laugh. She is such a hoot and a bit of lightness in this depressing, fog-ridden story.
Sure, wanting to get next to some weird chick you happened to glimpse in a dry ice fog is perfectly normal, Damian honey. NOT.
It's cool being in a better kitchen (at Hacienda R-R) and seeing the oven actually hot and flaming.
You would think having all the sex she wanted would make Crabzilla a tab more laid back (pun intended). But noooooooooooooo.
Someone mentioned (was it you, Julie?) how much bigger Juan was than all the villagers and that they simply didn't have any shirts his size. You are so right. Juan towers over those people.
Oscar signed the divorce papers! Thank you! Praise FUEGO! *breaking out the bubbly*
We just HAD to see Croc Shaman's lame loincloth one more time. Ugh. Why don't you shake your magic herbs over that nasty thing and make it FIT YOU. That would be a start. (And while you're at it, unshrivel Shriveled Porn Dude. Aren't you two friends?)
...the doing without sisters with doing it often Mama... Try saying that fast ten times, Cheryl. ROFL
Yeah--how come only the bad guys can drive cars in this 'burg?
Looks like Juan is going to find a shirt tomorrow. Darn. Double-darn. Well, it was good while it lasted. :D
I'm hoping Oscar wrote "Go to Hell" on the divorce papers, but, that unfortunately is not the case. Oscar also missed an opportunity to launch a left hook at Feonando when he got in his face. I'm hoping Oscar was suffering from a temporary moment of insanity brought on by grief and his long trip.
Of course, if the three sisters are all divorced, then they can have a triple wedding later. Just saying.
It's the old stolen baby storyline again - yuk.
The llorona commercial has a better llorona...
jb
Abuelo P
After time away from Mexidoon I feel like my disbelief isn't so suspended, but still there is fun to be had here. The perfect bread in shapes only city tools could make coming out of the jungle bakery but looking like it was picked up in Puebla and driven out to the site made me laugh but if it helps Juan remember who he is so he can go back to the tearful one. sheesh!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Llorona
Yes, I was in Galicia, we stayed just outside of Santiago de Compostela where all the pilgrims congregate at the end of their trek from France (or perhaps some jumped out of BMW's and made the last few meters on foot.) We drove from Barcelona heading northwest through the edge of Basque territory to Cantabria, Asturias and to Gallicia. After we continued on south through Castilla y Leon and only as far south as the La Mancha area before returning to Madrid. By the way, the roads were smooth, well signed, and not very full until we tried the insane return to Madrid on a Friday afternoon in the height of traffic. Even so, the Spaniards are not as sociopathic in driving as parts of the US are.
So we're cool.
Even if she did, it was only a civil wedding, which means they can still have that five-way wedding in church regardless. You know the wedding I mean. Juan & Leonora, Sofi & Damian, Oscar & Jimena, Franco & Rosario, Pedro & Sarita.
Okay so that's probably not how it will hash out, but it's my Maximum Happiness/Plausibility Scenario.
The tension is much more bearable if you concentrate not on the baby's safety, which is virtually guaranteed (it's always good for blackmail and/or extortion), but on how the subplot will be resolved.
I do think the producers/writers have truly done a hatchet job--no one can sympathize with the characters we're supposed to feel sorry for. Seriously, if we all want Slofia/DOHfia/Sufria to shut up, what does that say about the team behind the camera? If this was done well, we'd all be weeping along with her but the endless replay of "meeeeee haaaaaaa" is just plain annoying.
And as for I-Juan-A-Brain, they've reduced a fine hunk o'man to blathering idiot. Poor Rosario is nothing more than a pair of over-inflated bazooms who seems to be part of this motley crew just to titillate the male viewers (along with Hawt-But-Morally-Conflicted Doctora.
My, didn't I take my b!tch vitamin this morning!
Can we write a collective letter to the production staff & tell them to FUEGO off??
Fuego Maggie (who needs a new name, now that we know what the "F" stands for)
How about Maggarita? Yeah, that works...it's noon somewhere, right?
;-)
Abuelo P
Okay, so Quintina's hat looked like it was lined with foil! I was LMAO!
What a lucky baby getting to be held by that big man. I have to say I loved watching EY holding the baby, very sweet. Even if it is swirling in the mass of stupidity.
Why didn't Oscar just go get Jimena and bring her home. They aren't divorced, he should have just removed her from hell house! And why didn't he lay some smack down on Feo? Jeez!
And Oscar and Franco trying to calm Sophia down and being very kind when all she is doing is screaming about how their brother stole her baby. Doormats!
Something in this story has got to move NOW!
I have jumped on the Julie Train concerning the five-way wedding. YES, if only.
The baby-swapping on U.S. soaps seems to have died down quite a bit. And I am thankful.
Maggarita it is! :)
Molly, Quintina has been wearing her foil-lined hat since Llorona showed up LOL! "I may be comic relief, but I refuse to become one of The Walking Stupid of Serdan. Must keep brain from the deadly rays..." Heh.
Who is the 'guapeton'? Damian? He is a hunk. I wonder what their role in this story is....?
Watching Franco plow that soil made me droool. NOT for Franco, but due to how rich and black that soil is. OOoohhhhh! This awful Tennessee clay is the pits. I'm having heart palpitations for the rich soil in Mexidoon.
doris
Are we all appropriately grateful that we haven't seen Porn Dude flapping his buns in a loincloth?
But seriously, the plot is draggin' badly, and we will not be bought off by a few cheap shots of almost-naked Juan swimming!
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"Creemelo"
Renee, I don't use foil. I get it all out by telling my children the whole story as though it was rational and made sense and I just watch them squirm.
Bwahahahahahahahahaha
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