Thursday, April 16, 2009
Tontas no van Wed Apr. 15 - A bucket for your, er, thoughts, and some ice all around
He thinks he needs to tell a buddy about this advance maybe that he was able to reject it; not Lalo though, I guess that’s not such a good topic for him, so he settles on Carlos.
Carlos is begging again for Horty to go out with him. When she rejects him he smacks a big one on her and tells her if she changes her mind to look him up. She gets into it…and is impactada as he walks away. The boys Santi and Lalo watch from behind amazed at what they saw. When they try to get Horty’s attention, she replies that his appointments are in the agenda but she can’t work today…and walks out just like that.
After the girls go through a round table of what they each are scared of, boring, I’m not going through that, they welcome Horty to the institute and manage to persuade Horty that she should call Carlos.
Horty appreciates all this, she’ll even tell Candi gossip about her jefe, but Candi says not right to gossip so that‘s ok. Horty thanks her and tells her Jefe has never hit the sex bell with her because he really cares for her, she‘s the most important and hopefully they can figure out their stuff, because, say it with me, Tontas no van al cielo. Ha ha!
Ali and Mari spar about getting ready to go to the airport and how he will die when he learns he’ll never see his kid again.
Santi shows up at Pau’s, and she was only expecting a club sandwich.
Horty now tells Carlos to get out. Apparently she’s not ready. He promises to help her be ready, but that doesn’t work and he says if he goes then he’s gone, she says so you are gone. Goodbye, and they both resign to taking cold showers.
Chayo bugs Lalo to make sure he will go for his sperm count, and offers to go with, but he doesn’t want that so she primes him, almost too much and so she puts the brakes on him and says to think of her while filling his little bottle. He says little bottle, ha, barrel!
Tina and Issy talk about cancer and that they should talk about it. Otro PSA. She says many cancers are curable if detected early so it's not an automatic death sentence. Try telling that to my cat. Issy will go with Tina to her appointment. Santi comes down and Issy notes he’s in the same clothes he wore yesterday. She takes him outside to chat.
She doesn’t want to butt in, but thinks he stayed with Pau. He says just because he’s in the same clothes his meat doesn’t smell, that or he doesn‘t smell like meat. He went to Chapala, in the middle of the night? Yeah, he had to think, and the flies (mosquitos?) kill by the way. This scene made little sense.
This was hysterical. Lalo enters the fertility clinic to make his deposit and doesn’t want anyone to know his purpose. He wants a bag to cover his "sample". Of course there are beautiful women all over and the nurse reminds him everyone is there for the same thing. He sits in the private room rocking out to Iron maiden or such thing and can’t “make it” so calls Chayo. She tells him to use his imagination. Ruh roh. He imagines a bevy of women in sexy nurse outfits, that no one wears anymore, and then suddenly Lulu is there and he snaps out of it. Another make out session with Barb and then some hairy legs. It’s Santi in drag with a bucket for the sample!!!
Candi has spent too much time looking at the flowers says Chayo. The card from Santi says he’s free. In English. Chayo astutely notes that if he is in English, he’s free in Spanish too. Candi agrees she loves him but worries that things won’t work out with him either.
Turns out he plants a tree for Candi and after checking his appts for the day takes his Mom to see it in the yard.
Meanwhile in the underworld, Mariloca Maternity Bruja from Hell is wrapping herself with bandages, I think to make her belly look smaller. She says something about wanting to look like she’s only seven months and something about peoples mouths dropping maybe. She asks Ali for help, but Ali gives up when she learns the wrap has to go under the dress and remarks she's not Mari's servant. Mari confirms her bro will come over later and the gals sit down and begin to make a video.
Lalo gives up the goods asking for another jar. The nurse says it took him 2 hours for this one! He slinks away.
Issy tells Candi all the trees names, so Santi considers her part of the family and she should know but don’t tell him she does. He’s happy only with her. She says she too, but she just got rid of Pat, and has to deal with her son etc. Issy understands.
Raul arrives…. He finds the note and video camera.
Santi is chatting with Horty and lays some John Lennon on her, that life is what happens when we are making plans. He tells her she’s putting her life to one side. He pushes for his buddy… that Carlos likes her and is a good guy and it‘s normal to be afraid, and she should tell him all this.
Mari and Ali get on the plane. I love how Ali throws her purse up into the bin.
They do and in it she tells him here is his last look at his son. You’ll never see her again, or your kid…ouch.
Labels: Tontas
Fabulous pictures!!! I can't believe you captured Camil's supressed smile so perfectly! He usually covers it well. Great catch!
On MEPS, the guys have been talking about fantasy-invoking nurse uniforms. Somehow, I don't think tonight's photo was what they had in mind.
Lastly, Santi's advice to Hortensia - You can have a great night, and it could turn into a great relationship. SAY WHAT??? Call me old fashioned, but isn't it supposed to be the other way around?
Always appreciate the pictures but even more so tonight because I had no Univision. A placard was on all day saying "not available" If I have none today I'm calling Time Warner and sob!....really miss my telenovela "fix"...I may be needing a 12-step group soon.
Thanks so much, Kris, REALLY enjoyed the recap. Now I truly realize what a service this provides for those whose cable is out or who don't get Spanish very well. Muchas gracias.
PS I think Hortensia has great legs.
It's so nice that not only have Greg and Meno reconciled, they're really developing a good relationship. Their banter is always fun: "He continues he‘s not fat, he’s only retaining water and stop playing wife in his house."
Please, let's have some romance for Meno as well as for Tina (Donato?), not illness the way the current plot seems to be shaping up.
I was laughing at the fantasy nurse scenes until Lulu appeared. How sad the writers chose to have Ed gag and look repulsed. From the previous episode, I thought the writers were finally going to give Lulu the respect she deserves. Guess not. Blech...
Poor Santi. Hoping for a fast father/son reunion.
Judy, sorry you lost Univision last night. It happens in our area regularly and is very frustrating. Hope it's back today.
I'm with Judy and Paula that building a good relationship prior to the good night may be a better idea. Of course, perhaps Hortensia realized it too and that's just what she did.
Jeri, I clicked on your name (couldn't get to it any other way). What a treasure trove of pictures! Of course, I was temporarily stuck late yesterday on EY, my own personal choice for TBLMOE. Thanks again.
Diana in MA
How stunning and sexy (thanks a lot for cheapening this word, Pato) Hortensia was last night. I loved seeing her in that slinky dress. Again, thanks for the photo.
Isabel(whom I really like), in her pep talk with`said something that I have to challenge, and that was,"cancer is not the enemy, fear is." No, darlin', cancer IS the the enemy. Fear is a legitimate, normal response to cancer. Fortunately, these days we're a lot better in dealing with both. And thus ends my own PSA for today.
Carlos
One noteworthy thing was that Candy said she's afraid that her relationships won't work out. And she really did seem downcast about that; I hadn't noticed that she was worried about it before, so that is a development.
Maybe she will be seeking steps to act on her love for Santiago and get her self confidence back.
What seemed most interesting plot-wise was the phone call between Paulina and her secretary in New York.
It's confirmation that she is not in Guadalajara to be with her ex and her daughter, which I'm sure everybody suspected she was not.
Apparently, Paulina is involved with a man somehow, and she is trying to escape him. I'm curious to know who that will be, since they wouldn't waste time bringing him up in dialog if he weren't coming to Mexico.
I haven't heard of anybody who will be joining the cast; I wouldn't consider it a spoiler if someone said who the actor is.
Diana, so glad you got into the photo galleries. :-) So, you are a big EY fan, eh? As you may be able to tell by the great preponderance of EY screen caps in my albums, that is a sentiment after my own heart.
Have you heard the rumor that he is being cast as "Juan del Diablo" in a remake of "Corazon Salvaje?"
This is not my favorite idea for a telenovela or for a role for him. Corazon Salvaje is probably the single most beloved telenovela ever, and people are going to be hideously upset at the remake and the casting.
I wish they would cast him as a character who is at least in his 30's. "Juan" is a young person. But at least there will be EY every night again for a while.
I loved Santi in drag but could have really done without the entire "sample" plot. Call me a prude but I'd rank it along with all the potty scenes these writers are so fond of.
I'm glad to know what Pau's real purpose is for this visit. She wasn't running to her loved ones she was running away from someone. Funny, she doesn't seem the type to be afraid of anyone.
I'm hoping somehow Santi and Raul or maybe Pat, will figure out where the witches have gone and arrive to save the baby in the nick of time.
Carrie L.
I will have to do some googling as I'm new to telenovas and am unfamiliar with "Corazon Salvaje". Until he emerges, I will be happily content with your excellent pictures:)
Diana in MA
Last Friday at dinner our waiter smiled just like Ed Yañez. He was a big guy too. He looked a lot like him, so I told him so. He'd never heard of him. In an airport I once saw a guy who looked A LOT like Colunga. EXCEPT when he smiled. I told him too. I figure it doesn't cost anything to boost a guy's ego a little, and I'm old enough, that it doesn't look like I'm trying to pick him up.
When Isabel was telling Candy about the trees, I wanted her to say, "... and a birch he named Lucía, and there was a poison ivy he named Marissa, but he uprooted that."
Notice how many people last night counseled Candy to go for it?
* Hortensia in the boutique, something like, "If you walk away, you’re nuts."
* Santiago: Roses that say, "I'm free."
* Chayo, over the roses: "You have no excuses left to deny you love him."
* Isabel, about the trees: "He considers you part of his family. He's only happy when he's with you."
Are we getting close?
It was a big teen hit. There are screen caps from that in the album, but there is much more of him in the DVD.
Also, in the rodgrigo-misc. album, at the bottom of that page, there are three pictures scanned from a recent People magazine article.
The bottom three are regular resolution, but the three above are very high resolution of the same shots (slow loading).
Paula H, I would be happy to email you, but I trust you that the actor name would be a spoiler; so I'm taking your advice and don't want to know anymore.
I'm not a fan of spoilers of any kind; but the cast information is readily available, and I don't usually mind knowing who's in it.
I, for one, enjoyed Lalo's "sample" scene, at least until they got to Santi dressed as a nurse. I especially liked Barbara in the nurse's outfit, along with the other fantasy nurses they showed from the legs up!
I agree with everyone that it seems so many of the characters have undue pressure to sleep over on the first date. Recently we had Gregoria, and now Horti, who didn't, but is being criticized for not taking a chance. She hardly knows Carlos. On the other extreme, we have Candy, who probably won't sleep with anyone until she is at least engaged (and I think that's fine). Lulu seems to be afraid if she kisses Tono, it will inexorably lead to sex. Oh well, I guess I'm just old fashioned, too.
So, the whole premise of the institute, as I understand it, is that it is a group of seventh-grade girlfriends you can hire, because you no longer have your own group of seventh-grade girlfriends, because you are no longer in seventh grade. It's complete with the hair-braiding and the giggly prank calls to boys. I forget, do girls that age still play "light as a feather, stiff as a board" or is that more of a fourth-grade thing? I fully expect games of "truth or dare" any day now.
This was an absolutely fabulous recap. What an episode, too!
Consider this. Blacks have been in this country since about 1615? In the 350 years thereafter (until 1965), how much interracial marriage was there? The races coexisted but did not mix. I suspect that in Mexico, it's still that way, at least among the whites.
In this country, most of the Mexican immigrants are indigeno, with a small percentage being mestizo. I believe (but I'm open to correction) that is because the indigenos in Mexico have zero opportunity to improve their position, so they come to the US. The mestizos have more open doors in Mexico, so they stay there. And the whites are at the top of the heap; why should they leave?
My friend told me that in all of Mexico's history, it has had one native president.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benito_Ju%C3%A1rez
I was kind of surprised last night at how nasty Hortensia was to poor Carlo, telling him to beat it after she couldn't cope, like it was his fault or something.
Maybe she was mad at herself, but nobody but her would have known. He's been nice to her, so I think she owes him an apology.
- Marissa & Alicia fly to Charlotte where Marissa gives birth in a ladies room between gates A16 and E37. Alicia hands the baby to a passing nun. A&M fly to Athens, then take a boat to the Island of Lesvos. Between high res satellite imagery and Google street view, Carlos, Hombre, Jeff & I get to watch their sweaty, writhing Sapphic trysts under the Mediterranean sun.
- Turns out that Paulina was fleeing from Jorge, her supplier and also a capo w/ Las Zetas. Paulina's head is found in a styrofoam cooler in front of the Guadalajara police headquarters.
- One fine night, Patricio and Santiago split a bottle of Patron and find "in agave, veritas": to wit, Candy ain't worth the time of day. They, like Rick and Louis, have the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Santiago sees Hortensia for the solid woman she is, complete with a sense of humor; likewise Patricio opens his eyes to Barbara. The families, including Chava, Beto, Lucia, and Rocio vacation together at the Jersey shore each summer.
- Candy declares "al Diablo con todos" and marries Raul. She wears the dead wife's wedding dress and lies in a tub of ice water before going to bed. Raul is delighted. I mean, hey, who knows more about faking being a dead chick than Candida?
- Meno and Gregoria decide they just enjoy each other's company, acknowledge their similarities and differences and live together as great friends.
- Soledad finds that Oprah's people will not return her calls, but she gets to appear on Maury Povich and tell of her awful life. She does get appreciative wolf whistles for wearing her shorty shorts. OMG!! Maury's surprise guest today is Candy and she and Sole talk smack with some babydaddy stories before their catfight.
What the heck. I thought the whole concept of the institute was to teach women they can be happy with themselves and a man is not their identity.
Anyway, yeah, mixed messages there for sure. And no, it's not old fashioned to dine first and then have sex some several (or very several) dates later. It's normal and safe, and healthy for both mind and body.
PS I too don't want to know anything about any suspected guy for Pau or anyone joining the cast for any reason or that anyone even knows anything about there being some other cast members.
Hints that things exist or don't are even spoilers for me so I try to stay away from those. Nobody knows nothin' is the best practice for me. I can't go to you tube even because things have come up in the past and well it ruins the suspense, and I like the suspense! I know some folks don't mind that.
It's hard with this one because it's so bloody old by now, but yeah, a humble reequest to all of you who know things out there, please no hints or guided speculations here. Thanks!
Julia, you're of the younger generation (compared to me) so I'm glad you've still got some old-fashioned thinking also. Although thinking back, even in the 60's there were those guys who expected "criterion behavior" on the first go-round. But I don't think they got it as regularly as they seem to be getting it now.
I love "in agave, veritas"!!!!
Brilliant!!!
For most it's "in agave, vomitus"!!
:)
Well, I get most of my shot, though someone likes to mooch "just a taste..."
Suave does not begin to describe TG. But Patron is really nice, too, and it's available at the Virginia ABC stores.
Still prefer Woodford Reserve most of the time, which is made not far from the Forks of the Elkhorn, Judy.
For fun I also love Patron XO Cafe.
I'll have to try Tres Generaciones again. I'm pretty sure I've had it but it's not in recent repetoire.
Salud!!! I have a craving now. Can I have a tequila lunch? Hmmmm.... :)
Umm, caramba? I had no idea one could spend that much on tequila. Think we'll stick w/ Joe Crow for Margaritas.
There better not be no dang ol' fryin' pan this time. Not if someone wishes to continue mooching.
I have a bottle of reposado that's been in the pantry since DA.
Jeri, I'm proud to say I did manage to tear myself away from EY viewing for a few brief moments to view some of your great Fea shots. I'm hooked :) Diana in MA
Although, I should point out that it was a big hit and that "Amor Real," which was such a mega, mega hit, has not replayed yet here since its original 2003 run.
Mike, "Destilando Amor" was a telenovela with a tequila theme. We got all the lowdown on how it's made. I couldn't resist buying some; I like tequila, but I hardly ever drink. DA was a couple years back, and my bottle of tequila is, too, LOL.
"Reposado" is aged from 2 months to a year in oak barrels. That expensive "añejo" is aged one to three years.
Here's the list from wiki:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tequila#Types_of_Tequila
Carlos
It always gives me a headache. I have to be careful and not drink the whole margarita; which is hard, since it's delicious.
Diana, just curious -- when did you meet EY?
Well I am not old fashioned and I thought Hortensia would be crazy for sleeping with Carlos in the hope their relationship would develop. Don't boink too quickly, that's sex ed 101. Way to go Horty!
Uh oh...looks like Pau's got herself in a bit of a jam. I wonder what sort of ominous trickery the writers have in store for us now?
Thanks again Kris, you write such clever recaps and your pictures are too much fun.
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