Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Gancho Tuesday Feb. 23, 2010 Just Another Day in the Monastery: Self-Flagellation With A Root Vegetable
Don Cesar and Nieves are finally talking again (good thing) and our coiffure-challenged boxing coach is vowing to "Luchar por su amor" (excellent thing!) Still...with all that, not sure the plot advanced very much.... but so what?...there were still some funny moments. (and that's a good thing.)
We start the episode with Mauricio, as always, confused by Gabriela's suspicions of Oscar. She thinks he's behind Lorenza's convenient disappearance from the asylum. He accuses her of wanting to make this into a terror film. Dang right! And Oscar is the psychopathic assassin. Trying to penetrate Mauricio's mind is like Sisyphus rolling that rock up the hill. Big ol' rock comes right back down again. Start over. Get nowhere.
But wait. Light breaks on the horizon. Monita appears. All is well. I know everything Mauricio, she exults. Whoops. Mauricio's suddenly worried. Mama Isabel appears ,beaming like a fashion-conscious Mother of the Year ,all tenderness and warm fuzzies. Mauricio squints his lovely but vacuous little eyes. But mama keeps on beaming and thanking him for helping protect her little Monita.
Mientras tanto, Connie has come up with a plan to get the red envelope from Christian. She's under arrest, mind you, and he's assiduously patting her down. She's cooing and groaning and loving it when he puts his hands on her. Qué?! Ah, our nights of passion, she continues, but you promised you'd tell Paula about us. You know how exciting men in uniform are. (Supposedly this is true. When I was a reporter, the guys would tell me even a uniform on a hangar could get laid with no problem. I wasn't about to test the theory.) Anyway, Connie proceeds to lay a great big seismic kiss, or two or three, on Christian, who offers very little resistance.
Now, back to the Bat Cave and the discussion. Gabriela is moved to tears by the tender reconciliation of Isabel and Monita. If only Salvador could come back to life in the same way, and they could live the rest of their lives together. Isabel keeps pouring it on (while Mauricio squints furiously in the background). Yes, I'd love to get to know you better, Gaby. I know how much you all love my daughter. And she is wonderful, my daughter is "un ser lleno de luz" (a being full of light). Really, the actress is doing a great job carrying off this charade.
But Connie, not so much. While Christian frantically tries to convince Paula that there's nothing between Constanza and him, Connie is sitting on his car frantically wiping off her mouth. And wipes some more. And even more. But Paula wants his taser. And gets his taser. And zaps him in the nether regions. And clever Connie reaches in the patrol car, grabs the red envelope and scoots off. Once again, our shapely snake in the grass outwits her slower companions.
And Isabel is also outwitting her audience. Monita is musing about how Connie kept telling her her mom didn't love her. But now that she's talked with mom, it's all cleared up! Yes, coos Isabel. Instead of great harm, great good has been done. (Mauricio scowls). Yet Gaby, our smart one, has one more question. Why do you need to hide Isabel? Our treacherous mom graces Gabriela with her Mona Lisa smile and we break for ads.
If you think the confusion gets cleared up, you're wrong. But Isabel cleverly skates around the problem, saying simply that she's more worried about protecting Monita than protecting herself. Hmmm. What? Is Oscar involved in this somehow? persists Gaby. Nope. Mystery remains. For Gaby and Monita anyway.
And for Lalu and Arny? Well, the confusion continues there as well. Lalu's been rejected so often and so determinedly, he's on the point of tears. Is it because he doesn't have "los labios carnoso y sensuales cono los de Anglina Jolie (no translation needed, right?). Nopis. It's because kisses are not an interchange of love but of germs. (Do you think Ximena noticed the resemblance to the love letter here?) And besides Arny has never kissed anyone. No one. Not a man, not a woman. "Nadie nació para mi; yo no naci para amar" (There's no one for me; I wasn't born to love.) Wow. If that isn't a gay statement, what is? exults Lalu. And Ximena is ready to help Arny break down those barriers. Still, Lalu may have had enough already." Harta, bastanta y suficienta" is how he's feeling at the moment. But Ximena holds out one last hope. Lalu can come along with her and the other gals to visit the witch. Love potion, spell, ritual...whatever. They'll find something to make Arny fall in love with him. Can hardly wait for this episode, can you?
Connie meanwhile is bracing Oscar and Jeronimo. Oscar is loving her fighting spirit. A worthy opponent indeed. She's ready to fold though. Enough of these stupid games. I'll give you your share. Sorry! The rest of the red envelopes are out there. Get cracking lady or the jig is up. So off she goes again. This time in search of Beto.
And Beto? He's in the kitchen of Club Benedict (thanks Carlos) stocking up on bread (three huge loaves), assorted vegetables and wine. His own version of fasting. Brother Thomás catches him. Stop it now or you're outta here. Beto defends himself (so much for the Vow of Silence) and also accuses Thomás of breaking the "Eleventh Commandment"...no spying! They bicker back and forth while Beto penitently whips himself with a carrot. This alone was worth the episode. Self-flagellation with a root vegetable. Doesn't get better than this.
Oh yes it does. Don Cesar in a lavender polyester suit and lilac shirt. Now there's a fashion statement I can get behind. Of course now that they've broken up, Nieves clashes horribly (thanks Vivi). She's in Monita red and yellow, with red and yellow yarn AND streaks in her hair. My eyeballs are bleeding just looking at her. Cesar's got his hopes up. You realized you needed me! You came for me! Hell no, I came because Beto and Monita are missing and I'm worried.
Dang! Back at the Bat Cave, Vampire Bat Isabel is still holding sway, assuring Mauricio that it would take her a lifetime to thank him for loving her adorable daughter as no other man could. Mau squints, squirms and glowers while Isabel enjoys every minute of it. In fact, she's worked it so effectively that now Mauricio has to offer to let her stay in the Bat Cave for as long as she wants. Monita is thrilled. Isabel amused. Mauricio, as usual, dazed and confused.
Good. We're returned to Nieves and Cesar. They're squabbling now about who broke whose heart. Yes, he left without saying goodbye....because she was yearning for the love of her youth. Alright, yes, she kissed Marcos. And want to know what she did after that? God, no, bleats Cesar. Well, nuthin' continues Nieves. I told him I had a good man at my side. And I wouldn't betray him. Cesar's ready to leap over the desk and make up pronto but Nieves isn't having any. Not after he doubted her. No way. Thank you very much.
Meanwhile, trouble is brewing at the schoolyard. We're all agreed that Andrés is a slimy, oily little creep, right? Anyway, he's making some moves on Luisa and she's timidly backing up. Aldo's not around, when he should be, so Andrés is offering a ride home. But first, a little besito, no? No. Ivan arrives at just that moment. Don't touch her. Pow. Knocks him to the ground. Bloody nose. Fight continues. Looks pretty real. Upshot. Andrés learns Ivan is really her "novio" instead of just a friend. Ivan learns that Luis has dissed him as "just a friend". Final tally. Luisa and Dany have to walk home. Alone. No novio no nuthin'. Another lesson learned.
But will Mauricio learn his lessons? Isabel is quite the teacher, let me tell you. Now that Monita's been sent back to the neighborhood (to calm her friends' fears) Isabel is giving Mau the 411 on who holds the card in the relationship. A mother's love is sacred. If he goes against her, who will Monita believe? Isabel, of course. She holds her in the palm of her hand and can manipulate her anyway she wants because Monita is so hungry, so desperate for a mother's love. Punto. Of course Mau plods on, vowing he's going to play by his rules not Isabel's but frankly he's outmatched here.
In the midst of all this, we have a brief scene where Connie's stuck in traffic, frantically trying to get to Beto's house. She's on the phone with Jacqui and Marcos and pitching her usual fit. Jacqui and Marcos are looking quite cosy though. Could marital reconciliation be on the way? Well, back to bitter Isabel.
Little by little, we're learning Isabel's strategy. She's determined not to let Marcos get near his daughter, as punishment for Marcos' rejection of HER, Isabel. But you're harming your daughter, blusters Mau. But if you tell her I hate her, you'll be harming her even more, counters Isabel. I've cried tears of blood, she continues, switching into "devoted mother mode" and you're going to stand in the way of our being together and loving each other? Isabel wins this round, as we knew she would. Mauricio surprises her by letting her know he's met Marcos and talked with him but she's unperturbed. And warns Mauricio not to trust Marcos. There's more squabbling. Mau is still blustering that he won't play Isabel's game, Isabel's dismissing him as naive. As far as she's concerned, Marcos will never get close to Monita and will never heal the rift between her and Connie. And will that make you happy? queries Mau. No, but it will satisfy me, retorts Isabel. But if you tell her "the truth", your truth, you'll condemn Valentina to the life I've always lived....a life without love, a life of absolute bitterness. Round 2 to Isabel as well.
Now, what about Brother Beto? What will make him happy? Well, wine...sacramental wine... for starters. What happened to the bread and water fast? Wine is like water for me, reasons Beto. Brother Thomás disagrees and this time Beto' s out for good. I've been kicked out of better places, mutters our naco, as he trudges back to the vecindad. And Mom. Who matches him color-wise. Both are in red and gold (as is Monita). She's anxiously patting his backside, making sure he's still got everything he left with. Well not so much. His stomach is absolutely empty and needs filling with a lot more than that banana he's inhaling. What's more, he has some serious bawling out to do. How could she have neglected to tell him he was Marcos' offspring? How could she let him commit that heinous sin!? Nieves, hot and bothered and fanning herself with zounds! a red envelope...reassures Beto that Marcos was lying. Just a big fib to keep Beto and Connie from getting together. Because Beto, like Mom, is just a "poca cosa" for Marcos and not good enough for his daughter. Now Beto grabs the envelope and starts fanning himself. Whew! he sighs, spotting Connie. We're not siblings! No, she cries, launching herself into his arms, locking lips and quickly filching the red envelope while they kiss.
Gotta love this Connie. Great legs, great clothes, great hair, great kisser, great strategy. Who needs morals?
Previews: Aldo tells Oscar he went to the country house and saw Lorenza. Oscar looks worried. Constanza ferrets through Monita's things, looking for the next red envelope. Moni catches her, challenges her to a fight and knocks her out
Vocabulary:
dar alta por cuerda = to release (from hospital or asylum) because she's sane (Gabriela doubting why Lorenza would be released)
un ser lleno de luz = a light-filled being, a wonderful being
pero esto no se va a quedar = but things aren't going to stay this way (thanks Sandy)
de golpe = suddenly
un genio de mil demonios = in a dickens of a mood (Marcos talking about how angry Connie is)
cusca, cusca! = Beto insulting his mother for her supposedly loose morals
voltear la tortilla = turn things around
nadie nació para mi y yo no naci para amar = no one was born for me and I was not born to love
harta, bastanta y suficienta = enough already!
Dicho of the Day:
Hay muchos modos de matar las pulgas. There are more ways than one to skin a cat.
Not sure what this has to do with the episode, but I like the dicho.
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We just got home and here was your recap waiting for me. Can't wait to watch, you make it sound so appealing and fun. I'm certainly glad the Moni Mom marathon is over. I can't wait to see Beto flagellating himself with a carrot. That sounds so... Beto. What a great recap. Were the CCs any better? I guess I'll find out in a few minutes.
There was a huge article about #21 in the sports section of USA Today today. What an appealing young man. They were talking about him turning pro this year, however. Is that likely?
It snowed on us on the drive home today. This is our second snow this year. It never snows here.
Just wanted to let you know how much I enjoyed your recap. Top notch as always.
I'm glad Lalo will join the ladies at the witch's. Should add to the merriment. I wonder if the witch will be an old friend from previous TNs.
Carlos
Great title - and a great scene. I knew Beto couldn't last long in the monastery but it was fun watching him. Right up to the last still making puns about the friars having a "habit" of wearing skirts.
Coni was in great form tonight - her "no me toques" as Oscar left her with an envelope to decipher -- her seduction scene with Christian to distract him from the red envelope. Emotions just flow over her face. She does more with a tiny facial movement than anybody I know. But tonight she had competition from Issy, who could turn the mother love on and off like a spigot.
Thanks for the rapid recap -- what a fun episode.
Gotta go see if the second half is going better for Syracuse.
Güera
Beto lasted longer than I thought he would. I didn't think he would make it the first meal. At least now he knows it was just a lie and we can see more of him and Coni together.
Looking at avances, so much for that training that Coni was supposed to be doing. A couple of punches and she's out. Just like Jero, looks like she has a glass jaw. :)
I was hoping that Beto would make it through the week at Club Benedict; those scenes are so damn funny. But as Jeff points out we were lucky to have him there as long as we did.
ITA with Güera, Coni was in top form tonight. Actually, she carried tonight's episode. If it weren't for the spectacular acting these filler episodes would feel just like, well, filler. Everyone was just great but Coni shone.
Anyway, this was a fantastic recap of yet another fun episode. Judy, I just love your vocab and dichos. Well done!
And yes, it's great to be able to see Coni & Beto together again. They've been pretty innovative so far with the hunt for red envelopes. It's given Coni a chance to chew a lot of scenery -- and to steal a lot of scenes..
Güera from (Yea!) Syracuse
What a title! What a recap. Gracias por todos.
I am not surprised that dear Beto has been ejected from Club Benedict. Tossing back sacramental wine straight from the bottle and making off with the whole monastery's daily ration of bread is not the straight and narrow path to canonization. But when he pulled that carrot from his pocket as though it was an afterthought, I fell in love with smelly Roberto all over again. It is a true story that for folks who make me laugh I am a cheap date.
After today here is my nomination for our cobra Hissabel's theme song...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1ILPl5FQaM
He's already stayed three years, unlike the ungrateful OSU fellows who jumped ship after just one year (four who shall remain nameless). He enjoys college life and is well-loved on campus.
If he stayed, I think we could really have a top-tier team next year. And I, selfishly, want another year to watch him play because he is truly magical. Not quite as incredible as he was before the fall and fractures, but still....a wonder to behold.
As is Beto. I can't help but think that classic ecclesiastical flailing of the shoulders with the carrot was his own spontaneous comic genius. What a scene!
And Güera..the upside of the 3 pm showing is we can watch our basketball games without conflict! Glad Syracuse won again. Hope all three of our teams, Baylor, OSU and Syracuse go a loooong way in the NCAA.
Sandy...I always root for the Tenn. women's basketball team. Do you watch at all?
I loved your quip that, for humor, you're a "cheap date". When gals used to fantasize about what movie lover they'd want, I always picked Walter Matthau. Why? Because romance only occupies a few moments out of the day, but humor gets you through the rest of it. I want a man who can make me laugh day in and day out, once the passion slows down.
You're right, sometimes those avances can be tricky. Looked truer than many this time, we'll find out today.
Confie en mi
Speaking of funny, my daily laugh will diminish now that Beto has left Club Benedict. Watching him play off of Tómas was my entertainment for the day...week! That dern bread looked good!
Speaking of “A Mother’s Love,” , (thanks Carlos!), seems that Hissabel is going the way of “parental alienation.” ( got this term from listening to the actor, Alec Baldwin!) Said simply....”Take that your SOB, you made me miserable, I’ll use our offspring to make you miserable.” (EJ can define this better than I can!) At least she has the goodness (!) to be up front about it. Why do I want her to turn her life around? Do you think a puppy would help?
JudyB does “pero esto no se va a quedar” mean that things are or aren’t going to stay this way? The “no” is throwing me off! We’ve talked about insulting words directed at women, I guess we need to add “cusca” to our list.
EJ, how’s the kitty?
Pau is always amusing with Cristian's TAZER in her hand, and Coni was special yesterday. Iz'm really interested in seeing the endgame and results of this race with time Oscar and Jero have arranged for her. She has certainly regained her composure near panic. Now she seems more annoyed.
The school yard fight was well staged and little Dani was so cute trying to understand what was going on. I loved how Luisa was treating her. She was so much like a real life big sister, grabbing her hand almost like a purse she has to keep up with.
I'm still having trouble seeing Ximena and Arnie as a pair. It just doesn't feel quite right.
I sure hope Diana is OK. I'm missing her.
Carlos
Actually, Mr. JudyB doesn't really get my sense of humor. I'll be cracking up at something and he'll look at me quietly and quizically....like what IS the deal here? Oldest daughter pretty much the same. The other two children have my sense of humor even though their mother's boisterous laugh sometimes embarrasses(sp/) them.
Fortunately my students and my pastor think I'm funny.
On the other hand, I would hate to see Evan suffer a career-ending injury before he got a little money. And his fall was terrifying. Couldn't I have it both ways? like Connie seems to?
I miss Diana too and fear that coming back to work too early after a bout with the flu has laid her low again. I know she has some time off coming from work but this is a miserable way to spend it! On the other hand, maybe she got to see yesterday's show and there were certainly some wonderful comedic moments (Connie, Beto, Christian) in it.
Love your characterization of Luisa grabbing Dany's hand "like a purse". You've got a way with words, doc.
And unless Evan signs with the Cleveland Cavaliers, I'm unlikely to see him play next year. Oh well.
Carlos
It is TASER. Didn't know this though: Taser is an acronym, named for a fictional weapon: Thomas A. Swift's Electric Rifle. Taser is a registered trademark. It has prompted a backformed verb to tase, which means to use a Taser on; however, to taser is also commonly used.
Admittedly I'm biased, but I thought your guys bumped Evan repeatedly and hard during our game up there, so the lopsided victory here was satisfying.
However, I admired Tubby's composure during the loss. We came out blazing, hitting everything, and I think he realized yelling at his guys wasn't going to help. I really admired his calm during the game. Minnesota played well but we were just out of our minds during that game.
I now think I was wrong when I said yesterday that Ximena guessed that Arnie wrote the last love letter. I agree with the others of us who thought she was shocked at how deep Rolu's feelings were, and that she couldn't return them. I'm sort of hoping she teaches Arnie to kiss, though, as an experiment.
I do think Moni has been bewitched by Hissabel's act, just like the little boy in the Jungle Book, and it'll be hard to convince her that her Mom is a sneaky snake.
They're definitely dragging out Coni and the envelopes (not that I mind). 3 on Monday, only one on Tuesday, and I guess Moni is number 5. But will she open it up?
Sad beto left the Club..indeed that was great fodder. Ah well, we'll have to see what's in store for the next episode!
Yes, Kris, Beto has left the monastery but let's face it, the monastery and Brother Thomás will never be the same. Those fellows who were happily playing dice (craps?) with Beto must be missing him terribly. Maybe he can go back for a spiritual retreat from time to time.
The scene with Coni, Cristian and Paula was great. I loved the comic timing of all the people involved in that scene. The same can be said for Beto's scenes with brother Tomàs. I enjoyed the kiss between Beto and Coni but he had vowed to forget her before I wonder if he remembers that.
Sylvia I read your last comment in the other line. I can't believe you watched one of Garibaldi's movies. No plot and lots of skin and singing somehow were a mix for success on tv.
Jarocha
Anyway, we're so glad you're making this comic journey with us. You've been such a wonderful addition to our line.
Jarocha
Oh, it's WONDERFUL in Spanish. Thank you so much. I will be humming this all day. Thanks for the perfect clip for Hissabel!
My off line email is sdougherty3e@gmail.com.
I love that you got to meet Mike and Emilia. You, novelera and I will have a great giggle, but I can't promise to be as funny as Mike and Emilia.
Again, hat's off to you, Capn, for the definitive Hissabel song.
EJ, LOL and humming at the same time and that is not easy to do.
The doc assures us that he will probably be OK to walk and run one day as they have decided to leave the pin in his leg.
Jarocha
EJ, we were delighted to get to meet Sylvia. She is a neat, neat person and we hope to get together next time we are in CA. We'd like to meet all of you. How about a road trip to Jarocha's??? Mike and I can grab Hombre and Vivi since they live close by, then stop in for JudyB on our way down to fetch Carlos. It's going to take a HUGE motorcycle to hold this many -can the rest of y'all make it on your own?
Jarocha
Judy, I haven't seen this episode yet (had to watch ice skating last night; why oh why do they make it go so late?), but after your recap I'm really looking forward to seeing it. Sounds like poor Cristian just didn't know what hit him, and the carrot flagellation I will just have to see to believe.
The guy who plays Christian is really good at physical comedy - none better when it comes to falling down. I noticed his hand still twitching at the bottom of the screen after Paula tased him and then turned around to give Coni some of the same.
Coni was also hilarious sitting on the fender of the cop car wiping her mouth.
Esposa, why don't you all convene in Dateland, AZ for date milkshakes first and then head south for the rum ones?
I am terrified of motorcycles. May I come in my Mini Cooper S? Her name is on her license plate, naturally, as Elna J, and she loves a road rally!
Big grin.
Still, after we traded the van in on a nebbishy Dodge Voyager, I would drive back to the used car lot and look at my old VW until finally one day it disappeared.
Yep. Road trip sounds great. Do they do soy milkshakes?
Jarocha
Actually soy milkshakes sound just fine as long as rum's not faux.
Yes, I think the flower power van did belong to an Isabel. I love those cars.
LOL, thinking about gringos in busses, motorcycles, mini-coopers and mini-vans in a parade to Vera Cruz.
So Capn's riding shotgun. Way cool. Sister that makes you the navigatrix. Elna J didn't come with no stinkin' Tom Tom who tells her when to turn right. (Lady-Pirate Growl)
Carlos
At this rate we will need a VW at minimum, maybe a full size coach, imagine complete with toliet and refreshment center to make our Dark and Stormies and Rum Milkshakes en route. "Club Gancho" air brushed on the side. Oh my gosh what fun we'd have!!! Mexico wouldn't know what hit them...bunch of looney Gringo telenovela addicts...que porqueria!!!
We're going to need some pirate flags and those flashy blue running board lights, I believe.
South of the Border is the tackiest place you can imagine. So, it's necessary to stop there once a year or so. It's owned by a New Yorker, no less!
I've never ridden in a Mini Cooper but have wanted to. Sylvia, I've been to Bisbee but somehow missed the Airstream park. Sounds like a ball. And Route 66, well, we gotta do that one!
When I was in med school, a friend of mine, a Cuban refugee introduced me to rum and ginger ale, I don't even know if that has a name, we used light Bacardi and it is very tasty. I still order that occasionally, but I never used a dark robust rum for that, it might be overpowering for the ginger ale though I can't imagine anything overpowering the Blenheim. I think I'll order some more tomorrow. About the same time that I had the Blenheim ginger ale, I ordered some Cheer Wine, but I didn't like that quite as much. I wonder what mixes well with that.
Carlos
Oh, did you want to remember Tod and Buzz, too?
All to do with the Mother Road!
Carlos
Carlos, you'll be able to get to see Coni twice in a day. :)
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