Wednesday, May 05, 2010

Corazon Salvaje, Tuesday, May 4: Ep 53--And we're still waiting for a relationship on this show that's not based on lies

Grizelda, that money-grubbing idiot, busts up a potential Gabe-Jimena kiss. Does it not occur to her that having her "niece" married to a guy with money could be very lucrative for her?

Noel loves, loves, loves Juan's ideas for reform. He also figures that Leo didn't like them. Renato says Mami Dearest thinks they'll go broke by treating the peasants decently. Noel thinks maybe, deep down, he still loves her, but he doesn't know anymore.

Rosenda tells Leo that Aimee has been very generous to her lately. Leo reminds her she has to be faithful to them. Rosenda says that Renato was as upset about the medal as Rod was about the ring. Leo says it's cause men want to own everything, and that goes for both of them. She's upset that Renato is contradicting her all the time, and hiring Juan, who drove Rod away. And Rod just moved to town and she's already finding out that he's seeing one of those little chippies from the casino. Rosenda flips out, but has to restrain herself and just says Rod can't possibly treat Leo like that after she's supported him in everything. Leo wants Rosenda to help her get that other woman away from Rod, at any cost.

Noel notices the time and says he's got to get to work. The guys hug. Aimee comes running in just then to suck up to Noel. He leaves. Aimee tries to get Renato to quit being angry. The proximity of her boobs does the job. He offers to take her to town to see her dad, and he's invited Regina along, too. Aimee flips her wig about Regina coming along. She tells him she wants him all to herself and numbs his brain with her lips.

Grizelda is offended at Jimena dressing "like a Christian" and going into a church. She claims that Jimena is hurting her mother and all other Gypsies. Grizzy rips up the veil and warns Jimena that if she goes into the church again, she'll take her away from Gabe. Oh, so she wasn't worried about the kissing, then. Jimena cries over her ripped up veil.

At the school, a teacher reviews the vowels with a group of kids and adults. Regina, in her Little Bo Peep outfit, looks on, beaming. She approaches Colibri after the lesson to praise him. He gets all excited and says she's frickin' awesome and gives her a hug. She invites him to check out the place where the artisans are working and he says he'll follow her to the ends of the earth. So much for being Juan's little man to the end. Boobs always trump. Regina loves the work the ladies are doing, and the ladies love Reggie.

Doc mixes up some drugs and sends a peasant off with them. Reggie and Colibri come in and the peasant and Doc get to call Reggie an angel and make her blush. Peasant guy leaves and Reggie introduces Colibri to the Doc. Doc wonders if he knows what his name means and says it's "messenger of love." Colibri says he's a friend of Juan del Diablo, and Juan walks in and says that's his name, all right. Another peasant comes in to tell Reggie that Renato is asking if she wants to go into town. She gets all excited. Colibri offers to walk her to her carriage…if Juan's ok with hit. Juan again declares that Colibri is free, to which he replies "See, I'm free, because Juan says so." Kind of defeats the purpose. Colibri and Reggie leave. Doc and Juan put the penises on the table. I mean, the cards. Doc now knows Juan's name and Juan now knows that Doc has a thing for Miss Santa Regina. They both grin at each other. Game on.

Reggie is all excited to go visit her dad. Federico wants to come along and be the fourth wheel. Neither Renato nor Regina seem very happy about it, but they don't tell him "no".

Rodrigo is unhappy with the sheriff's work. Most lately, that they have no idea who broke into his house. Rodrigo is convinced that Juan did it. The sheriff agrees that Juan is stirring things up, and stirring up the fishermen. Rodrigo thinks it's time to teach them a lesson, and he thinks he has a way to revenge himself on Juan.

The fisherman are just pulling their boat onto the shore. Santos' girlfriend comes up and they flirt. He wants to kiss her, but she doesn't want to do it in front of everyone. She wants to know where he was and Pedro explains they keep having to go out farther and farther to get a decent catch.

Juan and the Doc talk. Doc says that Rod told him to back off, because he wants Reggie to marry Fed. Unfortunately, Reggie also told him that she loves someone else, but he still has a thing for her. Juan understands passion that overtakes one's heart. Juan explains he took his name due to some circumstances that he doesn't really want to talk about. Doc congratulates him for the great work he's doing with the peasants. Juan explains he's just trying to be fair. The earth is our mother, and it shouldn't belong to only one person, but to everyone. Doc notices Juan's mark and thinks it might be lucky.

Mirta notices Maria del Rosario's birthmark. She says her grandmother and mother also had it, but not everyone in her family has it. "They said that those who had it would be lucky, happy, but that wasn't my fate." Mirta gets very agitated. MdR says she's just waiting for the sea to bring back Juan D.

Juan D Jr. is out in the fields, sweating with the peasants.

MdR now gets agitated, looking for her baby. Mirta hands her the rag baby and MdR pushes open the secret door. She tells Mirta to come with her and they'll go see the room where her baby was born.

A peasant falls over and everybody rushes over. This is one of the older guys, who Juan didn't want working anymore, but someone else tells him that Arcadio said if they wanted to eat, they have to work. Juan is pissed and reminds them that his orders were no women, children, or old people working. He orders them to take the guy to the clinic. Remigio is pissed that Juan is getting himself in trouble for nothing. Aimee is married to Renato…"But she's still in love with me!" Juan says things aren't as they seem. He goes back to loading up sacks.

Rodrigo is not happy to see Renato in his house and demands to know who gave him permission to enter. Renato meekly says he brought the girls to see him. Rodrigo tells him the girls are welcome, but he isn't, and not to fake an affection for Rod that he doesn't feel. Regina tries to get him to back off. Renato tries to stand up for himself, but Rod won't hear it while Juan is working for him. Renato leaves and says he'll wait outside. Regina tries to plead his case again, but now she gets yelled at. She just won't give up, though. Neither will Rod. Ren begs her to respect her father's decision because he doesn't want her or Aimee fighting with Rod over him. Yeah, and shouldn't it be Aimee defending him? Bad wife! Fed feels bad and offers to keep Renato company outside. "I hope this has served as a lesson to you when you marry Regina. Never go against me. Ever!" Fed says Rod doesn't need to worry about that. He leaves. Rod warns Reggie that if she keeps at it, he'll dismiss her as well, so she'd better quit sticking up for Renato and Juan.

Juan pokes around the basement and runs into Arcadio. He remembers Noel being brought home on a horse, Renato crying, and Leo running Juan off. He remembers Arcadio ordering them to bring in Noel. He remembers Renato showing him the coins and Arcadio and Leo yelling for Renato. He remembers Renato tripping and telling him to take the money and run. Juan tells Arcadio he's not going to allow him to keep treating the workers like animals. They argue over who's the administrator of the finca, and who's giving the orders. Juan tells Arcadio he actually hadn't considered having him fired, since he knows Arcadio has a sick wife. Arcadio is surprised to hear it and offers to explain it. Juan asks to see her and Arcadio fakes that he doesn't want his wife gawked at. Juan offers to explain how he knows about her, but he wants to see her first. Arcadio refuses. Juan tells him that he's the one giving orders and if Arcadio doesn't like it, he can take it up with Renato.

MdR and Mirta are in MdR's old room. She talks about waiting for her child to be born, but Leonarda took him away. She cries over the bed, that was the last place she slept with Juan D. Sr. She remembers asking Leo for news and Leo telling her that Juan fell into the sea and never came out. She cries over him and says he has to come back, because he always kept his promises.

Aimee sucks up to Rod, but Rod refuses to come back to the finca. Regina asks him to please reconsider. Aimee snaps at her to quit defending Renato. "He's MY husband. And I'm on dad's side." Is there anything more to her than being a spoiled bitch? Didn't think so. Aimee sucks up to dad some more. She says she wants to spend more time with him, but Renato won't let her. Rod laps it up and sees it as a demonstration of what a wonderful daughter Aimee is…Regina, on the other hand…. "You and Renato, always talking about 'justice' but you're so unfair to your own family!" This from Aimee. Rod tells Aimee he's got them working on cleaning up her room. This is the first Regina has heard of it, and it seems like she might have an idea. Aimee assures Rod that she's going to invest her entire inheritance in wood, and Rod is gratified to hear it. Aimee simpers. When Rod says she'll double her fortune, Aimee thinks that she'll be able to run off with Juan. Ugh. She's so tacky.

Remi is out shopping. He sees Lulu, who's having some trouble carrying her groceries. He offers to help carry stuff for her.

Rod pressures Reggie to marry Fed. He tells her she'll get her inheritance when she marries Fed, and if she does it soon, she might be in time to double her inheritance as well. Reggie promises to think about it. Aimee starts in on her, asking if she's still pining for her impossible love, which makes no sense to Reggie, given that Aimee knows who that would be. Aimee is glad that Tia Leo talked to her about wood. Rod says Leo's a smart woman, which in his book means, "someone who agrees with me, no matter what a bonehead I'm being."

Remi seems smitten with Lulu. He wants to know when she shops…presumably so he can carry her groceries every time. He's alarmed to see that she works at the casino, but she lies and says she works in the kitchen. And only in the kitchen. Which is code for, "I swear, I'm not a whore!" She starts to tell him her name is "Lulu" but breaks of and says it's "Malu." He introduces himself as Remigio Sanchez, to serve God…and her! She offers a hand to shake, but they have to put down most of their shopping to do it. They just can't keep their hands off their, uh, hands. He keeps repeating "Malu" and by some miracle doesn't knock her over with his giant tools. He walks off. Rosenda comes up just then with her own set of giant tools (or is she herself a giant tool?), looking for Brigitte. She demands that Lulu go inside and get her while she waits outside.

Clemi sees Juan riding up to the finca. She runs out to greet him, calling him "my child" and he's worried someone will hear. Clemi reminds him that she promised his mom she'd take care of him when she found him. Juan thinks she's trying to guilt him into leaving without getting vengeance. Clemi just wants him to know that his dad would be proud of him for his work reforms. And of course, mami would be proud too. Juan muses that he's got a lot of good and bad memories of the place. Clemi says his life will always be linked to the finca. She proposes they sneak in so he can see his mom's room.

Mom is upstairs in her room, crying. Mirta drags her out and across the hall.

Leo and Arcadio ponder what to do about Juan wanting to get a look at MdR. Arcadio figures he met her when she got out. He's getting tired of this game. He thinks it's time to tell everyone the truth, but Leo refuses. They have to continue telling everyone the crazy woman is Arcadio's wife. No one can find out that Leo has had MdR locked up all this time. Arcadio tells her that Remi has also seen him with his "wife" and that Remi gets along well with Juan. Leo looks alarmed. Well, that's what you get when you give away your nephew and drive your sister crazy. Deal with it.

Juan is overwhelmed with emotion to see his Mom's room. This smoothes out all the wrinkles on his face. Clemi tells him his story started in that very bed. His parents spent their last night together there. Juan has a chest pain. He says he has a feeling that his mother is still alive, but he figures it's just because he's in her room. My guess is it’s a heart attack. Or gas. He hugs Clemencia.

Tomorrow: people smack each other around and Aimee is still trying to worm her way back into Juan's pants.

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Comments:
I had such high hopes when Lulu and Remi were making eyes at each other, but no. More lies and deception. It's getting to be more fun to mock this show than watch it...well, ok, "getting" is giving it too much credit.

Anyhoo, in RL news, my show has been postoned until September, and that's if we can pull it off at all. If it does come together, I will end up having a lead role, yay! I have two season auditions coming up that I have high hopes for. Just gotta keep on keepin' on in the meantime.
 

Thanks, Kat!
 

Thanks, Kat. I can't wait to watch this show. Things are moving along. It's interesting that Remi has met LuluMalu. I thought that she and Noel might become an item. There seems to be a whole tool theme going in this show.
 

Well done Kat! Thanks. I don't know which is harder trying to stay up for this or getting up early to watch it in the morning. I turned it on and then fell back to sleep. Yawn....

Remi and Lulu would make a cute couple I think.

Somebody needs to knock Rod off his high horse. What a jerk. Doesn't even acknowledge his own son-in-law. He's so full of himself it makes me sick.
 

"Boobs trump." Great line. Like so many others. Good luck for September Kat. Hey, have someone make a youtube video so we can see you in action. We'd love it.
 

Thank you Kat for the recap. And good luck on your auditions.

Aimee -- spoiled bitch. i'd add 'in heat' especially when she's dreaming about Juan D Jr.

Rod is getting on my last nerve. He can't even be cordial to his son-in-law; he has to continue to be nasty to everyone but Aimee and Federico. Both of whom are total 'kiss-ups', IMO.

Jody :)
 

Thank you for the recap, Kat; and the comments ladies and/or gentlemen. I shall return...
 

Morning, y'all! A belated thanks to Team Jody/Jeri for yesterday's recap and Kat, muchismas gracias for today's howling-out-loud laughs! Boobs always trump, penises on the table...ye gads, body parts flying all over the place! All we need now are a few brains, which are in very short supply in CS.

Humping liars, that about sums it up. If anyone told the truth, their horns would fall off (think Hagar the Horrible).

Or bipolar idiots. That sums up the other half of the cast, because if you're not lying to whom you're humping, you're flying off the handle, ranting, raging, bellowing & then, licketysplit, you're all smiles, hugs, & unicorns.

Oof.

Maggarita
:-/
 

Thanks again for the excellent recap, Kat. I love Remigio, but that potential relationship with Lulu is just wrong; so I'm not upset it's based on lies. Lulu is for Noel, darnit!

Noel doesn't have any illusions about her, will work through his and her problems (could be interesting), and make a very satisfying ending together of it. At least that's how I see it.

That was a bit of a shock to Renato to hear his dad admit he doesn't know if he loves his mom any more. Maybe Renato has been in denial all these years and never thought about that probability. Proximity of Aimee's boobs...LOL.

I wonder if Jimena can repair her mantilla. That was a little strange indeed that Griselda let prejudice get in the way of money.

Renato looked unhappy that Regina walked off with Federico, I thought. Tsk, tsk. You don't know what you're up to, boy.

Well, I am not looking forward to the evil plans Rodrigo has for Juan and his common-folk friends. It sounds like Rodrigo's going to get to Juan through hurting his friends. That should be ugly.

Good thing they reminded forgetful or absent viewers about the family birth mark, which will figure in somehow. It's the novela de epoca DNA test.

The cane-cutting Juan reminded me so much of the agave-cutting Juan, which can be seen in the Destilando Topless Album.

That scene where Juan visited María del Rosario's bedroom, where he was conceived and where he was born, was pretty powerful. Lalo did a nice job. I'm glad Clemencia is there for Juan; he so needs her, and she is everybody's good mom.

So, that's why Aimee agreed so readily to invest all her money in her dad's lumber venture: she wants to double her fortune and escape with Juan with it. I just knew that had to be in there somewhere or else she wouldn't have been so biddable about it.

I guess we knew Juan would not meet María del Rosario this soon, didn't we. Juan thinks he's got one up on Arcadio knowing about his "wife," but I have to give the points to Arcadio on this one. It was quick thinking on the beach, and the story is going to be a long-lasting red herring, I think.

Not fond of cat fights, so not looking forward to Rosenda and Brigitte dooking it out; I hope Marlene refs and gets between them.
 

Ayy, Jeri, thank you for the Rodrigo de Agave screencaps! :-)

Bess:
"I thought that she and Noel might become an item."

Yes, that was the original plan, but then for unknown reasons the writer and the producer decided to bring Remigio into the picture.

Favourite scenes:
- Doctorcito and Juan
- When Remigio helps Lulu, I think that was cute. However, Lulu shouldn't have lied.
 

Kat: Stellar. Of course your title was spot on and the recap was wonderful. I agree that "boobs always trump" was fabulous but also liked "numbs his brain with her lips". Isn't that the truth??

Also, hope your lead role comes up soon. Good look on your audition.

Susanlynn, the little special animation "sparkle" that occurred when Remi met "LuluMalu" indicated magic was afoot. However, as many of you notetd, the introduction was based on a lie. As Remi seems very upright (although kind), he might not be able to recover from the initial deception. I agree that Noel might be a better match.

Maggarita, loved "ye gads, body parts flying all over the place!"

Jeri, yes, Griselda thwarting any plan to increase her coffers is puzzling. The mantilla must really have upset her. Seeing it brought back many memories for me. Mantillas gradually replaced hats in terms of church apparrel. Once, years ago, our parish priest refused to give communion to a woman who had no head covering. Of course this was 45 years ago and wouldn't happen now. Now the problem (unfortunately) is simply trying to get people into church. At the time, mantilla's were very popular but were black or white, no colors.

I loved shirtless Juan toiling in the fields. I would like his relationship with Reggie to speed up but it's obvious he is still smitten with Aimee...

Loved seeing Orca sweat when Juan mentioned his "wife". Although Orca sweating is an every day occurrence, right? :)

Diana
 

Why do women have to cover their heads in church anyway?
 

Connie, I believe it was thought to be a sign of respect where a man doffs his hat and a woman dons hers. Diana
 

Connie, the nuns told me way back when that women originally had to cover their heads so as not to distract men with their hair.

Is Griselda really Jimena's aunt or is she just telling her that? I thought she stole her. That would explain why she wants to split up Jimena and Gabe. If Jimena gets married, Griselda would lose that source of revenue.
 

I don't think she is really her aunt. We are starting to figure out that Gris and Servando kidnaped "Angela" and just told her she was her aunt. Mena must have been really little because she doesn't remember it at all.
 

I mean not her aunt. Sorry. Thanks for the head covering info. I had no idea.
 

Oh wait, I've confused myself. Nevermind.
 

Thanks Kat! Another terrific recap! Good luck with your auditions, I know you will rock!

I am glad to be "back" with all of you, I was gone for a couple of days. I had to go to the ER and I have my appendix removed Saturday night. So weird, I had no idea what was happening... I thought maybe it was food poisoning or intestinal flu or something... appendicitis never even crossed my mind. But thank goodness the doctors knew and took care of it. I feel better now!

Well I guess we know Feddy's going to be the "good son-in-law" and not stand up to Rod - for himself or for anyone else. What a wimp.

So Rosenda is upset that Rod is seeing a Ho... I guess I should say another Ho. And if Leo wants to get Brigette at any cost, what does Rosenda think will happen to *her* when Leo discovers Rod has been "dipping his pen in the company ink"? Bet she and her boobs never thought about that...

I loved Remi and Lulu. I'm thinking that Lulu's profession would be a hinderance to any future with Noel. Even if he was okay with it, society never accept her. She'd probably find more acceptance with the common folk. Could this be a lesson in forgiveness for Remi, since he is always telling Juan to get over the past and forgive and forget?
 

Xintperuvian, I hope you are feeling better. That must have been awful.
 

Xintperuvian: Glad you are feeling better after your emergency surgery.

Rosenda doesn't appear to be thinking too clearly is she? Leo will not be happy once she discovers Leo's been "dipping his pen in the company ink"? Bet she and her boobs never thought about that..." Too funny!

Diana
 

Ack. I meant Leo won't be happy when she finds out Rod has been dipping his pen...

Sorry. Diana
 

Just back from teaching my last classes for this semester. Final exams are next week , anmd then I have a week off before summer classes begin. Yeah. Xintperuvian~~~Glad that everything went well and that you are recovering. I find Old Rod's fan club quite amazing...Leo, Rosie, and at least one of the official pro hos. It just goes to show you that a little cash can go a long way in making even a nasty, pompous bigot appealing. I am hoping to watch last night's episode after dinner tonight.
 

Connie and Diana, Thanks for your good wishes. I really don't like going to the doctor so I was putting it off, thinking I'd feel better. My hubby kept saying "you need to get in the car." Finally, after feeling like I'd been kicked by a horse for more than 8 hours I let him take me to the hospital. Looking back now I realize that the pain, though it wasn't as bad, had actually started the night before. I am such a dope...
 

xlntperuvian:
What an awful and frightening situation... I'm happy you're feeling better!
 

I know what you mean. I hate going to the doctor too. I would probably have put it off until the last minute. I did that when I was pregnant with my son and almost could have had him in the lobby. I went into labor 4 days early and the hospital told me to go take a shower and see if it stopped because they didn't have any room for me--Nice!
 

Take care, Xintperuvian!
Maggarita
 

Feliz Cinco de Mayo a todos!
 

What a rockin' riotous recap, Kat! Many thanks and good luck with the postponed show.

"numbed his brain with her lips," "boobs always trump" are only two examples of the many funnies in this one.

Shirtless Juan/cane field is a faithful replay of shirtless Juan/agave field. I wondered why he was shirtless when all the other workers had shirts on. Maybe it's a revolutionary leadership principle...

Griz' complaint about Jimena "dressing like a Christian" was hilarious. That's not how I would have described her--more like dressing like a hussy.

MdR, how many years in the dungeon by now? Thirty or so? Why is your raggedy doll baby still in one piece and why are your teeth so white and complete?

OK, Arcadio is cruel and nasty, yet his love for Leo seems sincere. Leo seems surprisingly willing to "love the one she's with" when she can't have HotRod. Maybe she's like Aimee--likes to get down and dirty with a savage every so often.
La Paloma
 

p.s. xlntperuvian, glad you were able to take care of that little medical problem and hope your recovery continues to go well.
La Paloma
 

Kat, I know what you mean about the mocking! Did you (or anyone of the other Salvajes) ever watch Mystery Science Theatre? It was a show that took old B-movies and mocked them mercilessly. We remind me of it. Good times!

Fed says Rod doesn't need to worry about (Fed going against him)

That's because Regina can handle it well enough for the both of them.

Rod warns Reggie that if she keeps at it, he'll dismiss her as well

And what a sad fate that would be! Heck, if I was her, I'd go for it. Sure, she might be out an inheritance, but at this rate, she's never going to get it anyway (I read a few interesting things the other day about Victorian women, inheritances, and marriage, actually, but I don't know how accurate they were).

Aimee is glad Tia Leo talked to her about wood

-gigglesnort-

Am I the only one who thinks we ought to just strip the twins down to thier petticoats, toss them into the dirt at Paraiso, and let them have at? I'll put my pesos on Regina tearing that red mess right out of Aimee's head! What a spoiled, snotty cow. Even though she's the one you'd probably call fiery if you were inclined to apply that label to one of the twins, it's really Regina who's got the backbone and the spunk. Aimee can't bear to do anything that might put her position as Little Miss Veracupcake at risk. I don't even get the feeling that Reggie's agreed to Fed because she finally gave into Daddy on that one - I think it's much more that she's just resigned herself to the notion that nothing better will come along for her now, and as soon as it does, she'll be preaching the gospel of true, free love again.

Ay, Remigio and Lulu now? That girl's going to have as many suitors herself as Aimee and Regina have between them! Well, he would still fit Jimena's prediction profile, wouldn't he? (And the bit with their hands being full and baskets going back and forth did make me giggle again. And with less snorting!) But who then for Noel? I hope this doesn't bode unwell for his future among the living!

Griselda's problem with Jimena and the church is obvious: She's not at all concerned with how it makes anyone look; she's afraid Jimena might end up with some morals, and that would get in the way of own bad works. It won't matter how much money Gabe has if Jimena realizes her 'aunt' is a truly horrible human being and disowns her faster than a Montes de Oca.
 

Kat: Loved the snark about Rosenda's "tools" and the definition of what being a "smart woman" is for Rod. LOL!!

Thanks!
 

it's an hour before 9p.m. and i am looking forward to the cat fight...i hope bridgette knocks Rosenda into next year.....Rosenda needs to be brought down a peg or 2Rodrigo is a big idiot and his day will come..... i think that is the reason i watch this novela...to make sure Rodrigo gets his.....Thanks Kat ...always love your recaps.....xlntperuvian good
thing u listened to hubby....I hear appendix that burst is very posioning to the body...Rest well and get better....BNinCA
 

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