Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Llena de Amor #172 (Mex. 206) Tue 4/19/11 Put on the fat suit and sing; this opera's over
Labels: llena
Kristel was a hoot as usual, but also as usual Oliver stole the show. Grabbing the pillow to cover his ardor? Too damn funny! And Eman snatching it away? Even funnier. Is that stuff scripted or ad libbed I wonder?
"Acme bomb kit", another Julia original and it goes perfectly with our anvil motif.
Julia, your themes are awesome. My favorite is the "In the jungle...the lyin' sleep tonight" one. Gosh I like how your mind works. How do you think up all those witty wisecracks?
I've got to give Fedra big cred for her disguise and escape. Having her dress up as Mari was brilliant and macabre. I'm sure it was an Azela original to scratch her fat suit heinie, too. That totally cracked me up.
I don't know why I am constantly amazed by our bumbling cops. I couldn't believe they just stood there while Lowrenzo waved his lighter around waiting for him to ignite Fedra. Well, I suppose it was convenient for them if she went up in flames.
Did our villains receive appropriate justice for their crimes?
1) Bernardo shot himself which was an interesting and novel way for him to meet his end. As usual he was extremely accommodating as regards Fedra.
2) The rapey snake was castrated, very satisfactory indeed. He will be in jail for a long time I imagine, although I would feel slightly more comfortable if he were out of the picture entirely.
3) Fedra - death by fire. Considering that she made life a living hell for so many it seems an appropriate end.
4) Lowrenzo - just shot? That's it? He got off easy. At least all the women in his life rejected him which probably counts for something.
Well, I predicted (jokingly) up to 8 weddings it looks like there were 9. Who knew Kristel would get married 4 times? I don't know why but I got the feeling that Jorrid showing up at the Foundation was after her other marriages. Maybe it was all those babies. So I was thinking that they are doomed to a life of not being able to live with or without each other. They both deserve such a fate.
With all the stupid edited from the past few weeks I thought the ending would be ridiculous. OK OK, in some ways it was, but it was also kind of fun. I like the idea of the postcards at the end showing how everyone ended up. I also like that the finale was at Quintana Roo only because I thought it looked beautiful. Fedra started out in the sand and she ended up in the sand. It felt right.
Axhole and Delicia - no comment. There is always one reconciliation that is extremely stupid and unpopular. They are it.
Julia, thank you for being such a superb recap teammate. I always looked forward to your extremely original point of view on the character and plot antics. You have a great talent for drilling down to the essence of the silliness at hand and then distilling it to a great one-liner. Your finale is a perfect example of this. So is your comment by the way. Five-star resort indeed! And I suppose you would like to roast weenies by the bonfire?
You're right, these double headers were exhausting. Thanks to everyone for hanging in there and dealing with Looneyvision's wretched programming. Uni may have thrown in the towel but Caray Caray? Never!
There are several five-stars within a mile of here I would be delighted to recommend. You deserve a break today. Thanks again!
Jeanne
The usual suspects met their demise, but have to say Fedra burning at the stake was rather gruesome, though figured fire would be involved somehow. (When will Brandon and Oliver learn to actually shoot those guns?)
Fitting that Emi became the grand patriarch of all the brood after all. The mini baby-boom was almost hysterical to watch as it unfolded at the end. (And didn't Ilitia still look so stunning - HAHA)
And perfection they left Kristel a force all her own until the very end.Give this actress some new role to sink her teeth into.
So as we say goodbye to the little make believe Ruiz clan and friends, once again, thanks to all our recappers and commentors. This has been great fun on this forum!
Your slide show (and captions) were amazing. You did masterful justice to the finale...
Sylvia, I also thought Low got off much too easily. He deserved a fate at least as terrible as Fedra. I do have a question. I thought that only Brandon shot at Low. My thought was they wouldn't have Brandon kill his future father in law, but maybe I'm wrong.
Univision butchered this so thank you for filling in all of the details. Jorrible looked like he was trying to keep a straight face in all his scenes with Kristal - it looked like he smiled several times and simply gave up, looking away. I don't blame him. Kristel was on fire last night (sorry Fedra).
I loved the postcards, especially the ones of Ilitia and Brandon. I loved him bounding down the hill behind the house with the kids. Also enjoyed the cut-out of Marianela that graced the lawn.
To all the recappers, thank you for bringing this so vividly to life for us these past few months. Your zest for what you do is evident at every turn and greatly appreciated. The commenters also alwasys had such interesting things to say. It's been a wonderful ride!
Diana
Tons of great lines. These are only a sample:
"her dress has lost ambition" (what a great way to describe that sagging strapless!)
Mansión Maldad
"actual factual"
"Low aims, well low..."
"bala to the balls"
"Oh, nuts"
"execrable ex"
"I hope both these ladies hire competent nannies" (yes, that discussion on which wire to cut was sooooo stupid)
"Hail Mari, full of grease" (hmmmm, I think this might be worse, blasphemy-wise, than Carlos' "San Antonio bendito action figure". Go and sin no more, lady!)
"presumably cheering crowd wearing earplugs" (yes, hard to believe Axel is making it as a musician)
Things that bothered me...about the show, not the recap!
Castrating a man doesn't protect any woman from rape. Mauricio, if he got out, could still abuse women with objects and no doubt would.
Marianela, claiming inner beauty won all her galans is perhaps the funniest line of the show. As you noted Emanuels "destiny" is more like "doom".
Mari just sat around like a doofus, staring at the water for some time, before finally going in to save Emanuel. He definitely could have drowned by that meditational period.
Brandon and Oliver standing around while Low waved the lighter. Also stupid.
Fedra's punishment was grisly and gruesome and is in line with harsher punishments for female sinners than for males in these shows. That always bothers me.
Things I liked. Fedra's dress in the finale. Lovely. Too bad it had to burn. And the setting. Very nice.
The snapshot pics of everybody's future. Don't know how Brandon's feeding that passel of kids on a policeman's salary but maybe Muñeca is helping out.
The multiple marriages of Kristel--cute touch.
Oh, and did anybody else think Fedra looked like Carol Burnett in her Marianela bangs and glasses?
Final Crankypants gripe: Univision could throw in an extra 7 pm gala buildup hour to the Eva Luna finale but continued to compress and crunch ours to an unintelligible mess. If you just watched the TV version it really didn't make sense. Bah Humbug on this station and all its minions!
Others have already mentioned your many lines that had me giggling. I just love your sharp and wicked sense of humor. You were the perfect person to recap this finale. Many thanks to you and all of our other wonderful recappers for not only taking the time to track down the complete episodes, but to also give them the full and funny recaps that they deserved. This was truly a dream team of recappers, and I am sad that so many of you are hanging up your pen (er, keyboard). I’m looking forward to reading recap from you on upcoming novelas, Julia.
As for the finale. I loved those snap shots at the end. The many marriages of Kristel was a hoot. As was the MANY children of Ilitia and Brandon. I thought it would have been Gretel and Oli playing dress-up for fun, but it turned out to be Mari and Eman. Fat suits and leather masked outfits. Kinky. I’m going to take Mari’s slow response to fishing Eman out of the water as an after effect of being conked on the head. I loved Fedra’s dress- the white and blue one; not the one that lost ambition at the wedding. Kristel was true to Kristel till the end. I’m glad they didn’t redeem her. Her perfectly logical explanation for chilling out and going with the flow while she waited to be “rescued” was hilarious. Little Cristian mellowed quite a bit by the end of this. Maybe he adopted the same chill out and go with the flow attitude as Kristel. He seemed to be enjoying himself by the pool. I love that Nereida continued to be Dee’s maid. Well, at least she established that she had no familial connection to that OTHER Perez, Juana Felipa.
All the ladies looked lovely in their wedding dresses I thought. Here are pics of the couples at their wedding: http://bit.ly/dOqE3f
i totally agree with judyb about unvision's craziness. the eva lunacy and the double showing of teresa is just salt into the wound left by chopping up these episodes--especially the gran final! and what a wonderful final it was. i feel like they gave us a lot of satisfaction overall. when Low pointed his gun at Mal's crotch, i literally said out loud "do it, do it!" and then he did it! it's like what you always want them to do to the rapists, but they never do. judyb is right about the longterm effectiveness of castration, but that scene sure felt good.
and kristel did not disappoint either. i second (or really, third, 4th, etc) the hope that this actress gets more comedic roles in the future.
thanks again to the whole recapping team. you guys are awesome!
Kristel was awesome, all the way to the end. She's my favorite antagonista ever. Jorge sure seemed enchanted.
Our heroes, meanwhile, are so boring. I was glad they didn't dwell too much on their wedding. Loved the montage of the various marriages. There were some really pretty places, some of which we've seen before. That grotto church was stunning.
I couldn't tell who shot Low, Brandon or Oliver. I finally decided they both fired and would never have to know who actually killed him.
I'm retiring from recapping for awhile, but, like Brett Favre or Barbra Streisand, I'll be back before you know it.
"...her dress has lost ambition and is on the verge of settling for being a skirt."
In every one of your recaps I find so many- I wish I'd said thats. You are truly gifted with a talent for juggling words. As I've mentioned, we are reading Don Quijote and I see a marked similarity in your clever writing style.
Also, I read your recap on my cell phone so I didn't realize there were pictures as well until I got to the office. Neato!
I loved this last episode. It's really a shame that it was mutilated by Univision. I admit that I was amused by the squabbling over which wire to cut.
Fedra's demise was horrifying but gloriously spectacular and fitting.
As usual, Judy is right, but I heartily agree with Kristoise...
"...that scene sure felt good."
The use of snapshots at the end was very effective and satisfying. My favorite scene was Cristian being Cristian and the initial reaction to him, followed by Kristel's hilarious speech.
I'm really going to miss this show and sharing time each day discussing it here with you wonderful ladies.
Carlos
loved all your snark.. right on the money!
I also did not undertsand the cops just standing there watching the Joan of Arc show..
Also Maria taking so long to jump in the water after Eman.
Does anyone know the link to the longer/orig version of the final episode or episodes? the showing on Uni was so chopped up I would like to rewatch.
You deserve a break especially from these double episodes. And I'm glad like Arnold, you'll be back.
Thank Vivi for the link to the full episode. Pox on Univision for this chopped up mess. Though I watch Eva Luna there was no reason for the shabby treatment of this TN. Grrrr!
I would have liked to have seen what Ilitia ended up doing for a living. I did assume that she would start her own modeling agency, but she probably just ended up working for the family company or inheriting Lo’s ill-gotten assets. Their family could have bought Netty’s pension when she moved into Emiliano’s home, but the money has to come from somewhere.
JudyB, when I saw Fedra in her braided and bloated glory, I thought of Vicky Lawrence instead of Carol Burnett, but it was hilarious. She was well-dressed in the final scene, for once. Her imbibing (rum?) via straw was awesome. I was confused at how mortified Emanuel was to watch Mami gallivant around in a relatively (for Fedra) tasteful outfit. Her gallumphing was G-rated compared to the rest of the stuff she pulled.
When Emanuel was shot, I took Mari’s reticence as seeing how she could get past Lo’s gun unseen and save Emanuel.
Your use of the word “geld” when describing Mauricio was apropos. I agree with JudyB – alive, Mau will likely always be a problem.
When I saw the Fedra’s conflagration, the phrase, “all witches shall be burned at the stake,” featured in my imagination. It was unsettling watching her die in the thing she most feared, though.
How very fitting that Kristel just kept doing what she always did, gracing the covers of Mexico’s cheesecake magazines and tabloids (anyone know what these magazines are actually called in Spanish?). Is it just me, or did Jorge just bow out when he realized that Mari was pregnant? It almost played out as though to say, I want you, but I draw the line at someone else’s kid. Usually the reformed galan admits shiftiness, like using Fedra’s magic drops to trick Mari into thinking they slept together, but he didn’t do that. He clearly wasn’t that substantive, considering how quickly he grabbed up Krissie the consolation prize. Comfort woman, indeed. I howled when he did the balcony dive. C’mon folks, our favorite clotheshorse has a closet.
Cap’n Sylvia – I agree that there’s just nothing to say about Dee and Ax. We knew it was coming, and the editing left us mercifully with little to see. Dee’s future was believable, but we all know that unless Ax got some therapy and music lessons he would have likely crawled into a tequila bottle and stayed there.
Univision is hyping “Cuando Me Enamoro” as an international success, so I guess this show just wasn’t the ratings gold they hoped with all the money spent on big names. Did Don Francisco even give this telenovela coverage? I saw Julian Gil on TV and I believe he said the finale of “Eva Luna” had 10 million viewers. I’m guessing Univision just wanted to dump this one before May sweeps.
-Alison
They still treated a well-written, beautifully acted show like dirt and could have given it the two hour treatment we're seeing with Teresa. (Makes one wonder why they are rifling through that one too with two hour blocks?) Am glad that Cuando is hitting the 7:00 slot versus what they were going to originally air. I like that 7:00 block, nice break right after work, so I may tune in and give it a candor. I enjoy Silvia.
I really don't understand why they didn't use the whole week to show the full versions of the last episodes of Llena, and start Cuando next Monday. Or they ccould have shown two hour blocks of the show and only one hour of Teresa. They still have given no hint about when the two hour blocks of Teresa will end, and what will be coming to fill the 8 or 9 pm slot once it's back to an hour. The comedy they were advertising, Una Familia con Suerte, looks like it will be on during the day now. This new director of programming at Uni is not off to a good start in my book.
Thanks again to all you recappers and commenters for making Llena a fun experience in spite of itself and Uni's editing. Call me crazy but I spent some time yesterday putting the vocab (or most of it anyway, I might have missed some embedded vocab) onto a Google spreadsheet. I'm posting what I hope is a link to that spreadsheet, it should be public. Try it out and let me know if the link works. Since I'm sure it's not perfect you might want to download it for yourselves so you can tweak it how you like it, so let me know if you are able to download it. If not we can try something else: Llena Vocab Spreadsheet
Luis Felipe (in flashback)
Eva
Eva's pilot
Dumas
Mama Dolores
Caimán
Garduño
Torres
Dandy
Carlota
Bernardo
Fedra
Lorenzo
Begoña
Pantoja
Jose Maria Sevilla
The real Fedra Curiel (in flashback)
Mr. Curiel (in flashback)
Did I forget anyone?
One note: on "chamón en almíbar" we eventually decided Oliver may have actually said "jamón en almíbar" (glazed ham). Not that it really matters; they're both pretty silly for terms of endearment.
All, I said I wasn't doing this anymore, but is "Teresa" any good? I'm checking out an electronics seminar this evening but this may be some nice-for-the-summer silliness. That being said, I'm most intrigued by Carlos' and Vivi's words on the real-life La Pola.
-Alison
This pretty much ended as we expected it too. All is forgiven and everyone lives happily ever after except for Kristel and Jorge LOL. I thought all her multiple marriages was hysterical. Axel became a rock star? Okay.
Lo fixed Mau didn't he? I suppose we all know what will happen to him in prison.
Fedra came to a gruesome end and IMO very disturbing. I was surprised that it was Lo who killed her. I put Fedra's death up there with Gabi from FELS being buried alive and Lisabeta from Pasión crawling on the ground screaming for her tia after being beaten and gang raped.
Thank you again to all the recappers for providing us with hysterical, snark filled, recaps in additon to giving us the edited scenes when Uni decided to butcher this unnecessarily to its end. It's much appreciated. Thank you everyone. I salute you.
And then you wrote a brilliant title and followed that with a cascade of other brilliant titles. You re-organized the scenes so that they were in theme chunks, which is a lot of extra work and then… photos! And you outdid yourself with awesomely funny lines. I was laughing out loud all the way through.
Aw, you’re taking a break? I sure don’t blame you, in fact I’m surprised you’re not flaked out with some beeping heart monitor going today. But your talent and your joy of writing are so evident, I know you won’t be able to keep them bottled up for long, and you’ll be back.
Oh my God, there was something SO creepy about Fedra in that fat suit-so creepy.
Ah, it's all over!! I can't believe it! My first tn from start to finish. And it was such a good one, with so many great actors!
I'll be back to comment on the comments in a bit. But first...
I think I'm going to go cry myself to sleep now.
Knight in shining six-pack
Telenovela Sound Shield Force
Jorny
Mari all plumped up
Oh, there were a gazillion more..
Other thoughts:
I just loved the scenes with Fedra in the fat suit. Why oh why didn’t Univision love this show?
Can you really steer a canal boat with only a pole? Don’t you need a rudder?
If you’re shot in the chest, shouldn’t you see a doctor within minutes or else?
I didn’t realize that Fedra’s resort was all done and built. I had thought all along that it was in the planning stages.
Why exactly did Fedra bring Marianela to the resort?
I too am bummed about no wedding for Muneca and Fidel.
I think Brandon and Oliver couldn’t shoot Lo when he had his lighter going because the gas was so near, he would fall into it and ka-boom anyway.
Now I’m going to go back and look at the postcard sequence again. The problem with watching on the internet is that the picture is so small, so I didn’t catch a lot of details.
Then I’m going to check out the vocabulary list and wedding photos links. Wheee!
Fabulous comments today!
And I'm proud of us regular recappers and substitute recappers for what we contributed to it.
Muchas gracias amiga. You deserve to be in the CarayCaray Hall of Fame.
Sent this to a friend at work who is just learning the language since she'll be working directly with Argentina and Chile office. To quote her " who is this amazing person who pulled this together? It's so cool."
Thanks again!!
Awesome. What a great collection and what memories it evokes. I agree with Dr Judy.
Am I the only one who thought it odd that Jorge joined in the family group hug with Emiliano near the end?
Also, how was it that Eman's shirt was only stained with blood on the back? I don't see how it missed his right lung.
Carlos
Sylvia- This is an awesome list! Thanks for sharing it with us. What colorful insults and terms of endearment this tn gave us.
THANK YOU for the link to the wedding pictures. Everyone looks fantastic.
Hey yeah, what about Muneca and Fidel? We was robbed!! In my fantasy world they snuck away and eloped and Fidel often dresses up as ELDP and calls her Camilla. So there.
Good point about Nereida working for Delicia. Dee's got her hands full with both Axhole and Nereida. OTOH, I see Dee as the taskmistress who keeps her world in line.
I love how Ilitia, who always bragged about her figure, is now constantly pregnant. In one of the postcards it looked like she might have had twins.
Carlos, seeing Jorge at the end was another reason why I thought maybe he was back in the picture sniffing around Kristel. Those two deserve each other.
I had a LOL moment when I saw the two cut-outs of Mari and Vicky on the lawn. I know they are supposed to be Before and After, but really, full size cut-outs? She may be skinny but her ego is obese.
Thanks again Julia. You are the star of the finale as far as I'm concerned.
"She isn’t completely dead; she’s only mostly dead."
I thank each of the recappers for all of the work that they have put into recapping each and every episode. In a lot of cases, they were better thank the script. Ladies and Carlos, you awesome.
It really makes me sad that this journey has come to an end. When they rerun this TN, believe me, I will read the recaps again.
And thank you to all of the people that have posted comments, they have been priceless.
Sylvia, what a gift you have given us with your TN diccionario. Maybe one of these days it will be published. It would be a best seller for sure.
Rosemary
On Wednesday night, “Teresa” was the second most-watched program on all of television, behind only FOX’s “American Idol,” among Adults 18-34 and Persons 12-34, and finished within the top 10 programs in Adults 18-49.
Just watched the first episode of Cuando Me Enamoro. Batten down the hatches. It's rough weather tonight.
I never fully immersed myself in the novela and did a scrappy, at best, job of my recaps yet you all kindly put up with me anyway.
Thank you Julia for the hysterical double finale, I can't believe LoonyTV really cut up a finale like that. As far as I know this is truly a first and I have been watching this stuff for 14 years....
Thanks too for the fab vocab compilation and the great access on Google docs...
I will miss not being able to not really watch this - as far as these things go, this was a pretty great assembly of talent and characters and all the costumes made for double the characters, oh my!
Thanks again to team LLena for all your wonderful efforts...que viva!!!
By the way, my daughter still has a Texas barn cat with your name on it whenever you are ready hor him/her.
Thanks to Maggie, Julia, Dr. Judy, Sylvia, and Chris for making this such a lovely and exciting adventure. You guys are aces. Given the chance, I's sign up to recap again with you guys without a second thought.
Chris, I'm sorry that you weren't more taken by Fedra's earthy beauty and immense talent. Your recaps were awesome. You have an amazing eye, a trenchant sense of humor, and wonderful writing style. Enjoy that beautiful family of yours.
Lastly, thanks to Audrey and Kristoise. Your contributions were absolutely fantastic and appreciated by all of us. I look forward to reading awesome recaps from you two.
Univision... get your act together.
Carlos
Univision only gets credit for the postcards finale and, yeah, Fedra in the fat suit was a creepy hoot. I think only Azela could have gotten away with that. Great actress, hope to see her again.
Some of the "denouements" were appropriate. Mauricio's down for the count and for a narcissistic creep like him, life without his equipment is probably worse than death. Fedra - straight outta Malleus Maleficarum. Lowrenzo got off easy. Etc, etc.
It was nice to see some actors and actresses I've not seen before in this TN. Otherwise, the storyline and editing rose to a nightly insult.
Cuando me Enamoro looks like it should be good. What a distance for Margarita Magana from cute "Estrella Falcon, Actriz" to a scorned woman unleashing her hell.
Thanks, muchas gracias, to all you recappers, bless your hearts. How you all do it is a mystery, but I do appreciate and enjoy what all of you do.
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