Caray, Caray!

Arnoldo, Vince, Sandra, and Enzo grump about their failure to crush Pancho like a cockroach - also, Sandra wants to crush Candy and Enzo wants to crush Pepe. Vince complains: Pina is clucking at home and Sandra is clucking at work, his life is a henhouse.

Arnoldo says they have to try something with more punch. Assassination? Not that much punch. His big plan: accuse Pancho of rape! This time they'll need proof. "There are a lot of models milling around today and they'll do anything to get hired."

Pina mopes about her show. Candy says she needs advertisers and publicity: "I have a lot of friends in the market, I'll talk to them. They'll want a return on their investment; you'll need higher ratings. Let's do it together - Pina y Candy! Massage and message!" Pina quotes Marshall McLuhan.

Lupe: "Boo hoo boo hoo!" She tells all to daddy. He says Tomas is "just that way, a bit ... disoriented ... while you are generous, an angel ... and just think, if you HAD put out for him, now you'd be really peeved!"

Elena moons over her Freddy screensaver (& flashbacks running out of his ultra-suave seduction hotel room). Tomas shows up at her chat room and whines that he loves Lupe. "What a great way you have of showing it!" sneers Elena.

Tomas sees her "imbecil de Freddy" screensaver and is indignant: "He's an intolerable rich boy." "No, he's so sexy. And anyway, who are you to judge me? If you were an honest guy I might pay attention."

Arnoldo puts an "I Spy" tv camera together and hides it in Pancho's office. Ana - almost - catches him. Perhaps as a distraction, Arnold tells her she's very photogenic and sends her to get some test pics made.

Candy's cozy on the couch with Pina, who slurps the Bach Flowers potion formulated to combat desperation. "Candela, I have one question: I know my husband has a lover, and I think his lover lives next door! Tell me the truth! Who seduced him, you - or Chela?" Luckily...

... Pancho shows up. He's surprised to see Pina and Candy say they are amiguisimas. He's come to tell Pina he'll put her show back on the air, but she has to find sponsors, make money, and sign proper contracts.

Pina's not too happy to hear Candy shoe-horn herself into co-hosting the show and neither is Pancho: "You haven't even tried your job with Arnold, Candela, how can you have time to be on the radio?" Pina's spin: "You can be my secretary and work in production and help find investors, you can even have a special spot on the show." Later Pina tells Adoracion: "I need to keep Candy close so she'll think twice before bonking Vince."

Alex came to see Lupe but she would rather boo hoo. While he waits, he plays football with Temo, becoming his cuate instantly. Chela comes out to say Lupe feels bad, she has mal de amores. Alex is glad Chela's furious with Tomas. Chela counsels him to give Lupe time.

Nico and Chacho enter Pancho's office complaining about their junk food: "Everything at the cafeteria is light and insipid." Pancho yells at them about the photos - "Now things with Iracheta are escalating, it's cold war with missiles, adios to planet earth."

Enzo and Vince grumble about their non-compliant children: "Their marriage was supposed to be part of our financial alliance." Vince: "It's the fault of Pepe, that infamous barbarian." "Oh, and you think your Freddy is a paragon of virtue?"

Arnold demonstrates his I Spy camera, Vince and Enzo do a happy dance with him. Cute.

Tomas gets the door slammed on him by Candy: "you're not welcome here!" In high dudgeon he goes to see Freddy and sees Pina first (cue seductive music). Then, to nauseating Freddy: "I'll break your snout if you mess with my sister any more."

A model slithers into Pancho's office. She takes off her clothes! What an awful bra! He ogles her instead of running for the door! She grabs him. "Iracheta sent you!"

And here come Chela and Temo to bring Pancho his lunch! "Why is the door locked!?"

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