Tuesday, January 31, 2012
El Talismán #1 Mon 1/30/12 The Cheese Stands Alone
The fields are dusty but the palm trees sway on the lush Fresno rancho. Mariana tells Pedro he is like the brother she never had. She whines about going to Nuevo York and Pedro asks if she has seen Antonio’s divorce papers yet.
Lucrezia tells Antonio she’s hot for Pedro. Tony’s incensed because Pedro is just a nobody ranch hand while Lucrezia is the slutty daughter of a well-to-do murderer. (OK, I paraphrased) Lucrezia doesn’t care, she’s got an itch that needs scratching.
In Texas Elvira decides to forgive hubby so she gathers up the “kids” and rather brusquely says goodbye to her sweet mama and the bratty son says “we need something better than this granny”. Sheesh. At least Camila is sweet about her good-bye. Granny says everything depends on Camila who clearly is the only one with a heart. I think she should stay with Gran and let the others go. But then we wouldn’t have a story so never mind.
Evil Don Gregorio rudely attempts to bribe Pedro but Pedro blows him off, “Dude, everyone needs money but Don Bernardo is my friend so bugger off.”
Don B calls his daughter in New York and wonders about her aunt. Er, Uh, she’s fine lies Mariana the worlds worst liar. The gigantic belt buckle, hanging down around Tony’s nether regions, enters the room. He coos something about some problem with the divorce papers. What a coincidence, she says, just don’t let me down, OK? He hugs her and rolls his eyes. I hate how he keeps calling her mija like she’s some dumb kid. Oh wait, she is.
Pedro reassures Don B that he can always count on him to help keep El Tal away from the odious Gregorio. As these two drive away Los Najera arrive knowing that this rancho isn’t listed but they wanted to look anyway because it’s so gorgeous. Elvira has a mini hissy at Esteban, “I thought you promised to buy me a cool rancho! Everyone has their price.” The kids disappear to let the grownups bicker.
Don B notices the strange truck in front of the door and Pedro catches sight of the lovely Camila. She totally falls in love with place while Pedro turns the truck around. She manages to trip in front of the truck just as Pedro accelerates home. She falls. He breaks. She looks up. He kneels down to help her. Their eyes lock. Their song plays. He raises her up in a half embrace. And POW!! It’s love at first sight.
Over at El Alcatraz crankypants Don Gregorio is such a cad that he pitches a fit because he was served GREEN salsa and he wanted RED. He throws his napkin down and blames Pedro Ibarra for not being able to get El Tal.
Back at El Tal Esteban tries to introduce his family but Elvira interrupts and asks don B if he wants to sell his ranch by any chance. Don B accuses them of being part of evil Don G’s plot to get the rancho. Pedro and Camila are practically oblivious to all this as they circle and ogle each other in wonder.
Camila tells Don B they honestly do not know this don Gregorio. “I believe you,” gushes the smitten Pedro.
We see a rather believable shot of a smoggy Fresno sunset and some post-traffic cars speeding down the freeway.
At the hotel Elvira gripes that the Rancho La Quinta they looked at was much smaller than on the internet. As Esteban attempts to appease her Camila dreams about Pedro. Elsewhere Pedro moons over Camila, “Where could you be Camila, where?”
Next morning Camila calls her Gran to tell her about the hot guy she met the day before, butterflies in the stomach and everything. Gran says it sounds like love so be careful.
Pedro is working alone and Lucrezia, with her own big belt buckle, sashays up to him, “Hey handsome”. He’s suspicious and suggests she’s lost and ended up at the wrong rancho. Nope, she’s looking for him. Does her dad know? Nope. Then she uses one of my favorite lines, “They say it’s better to ask forgiveness than permission.” Ha, I wonder if I sound that sleazy when I say it? She tells him how much she LIIIIKES him and moves in for a slutty kiss. “Don’t even try,” he scolds, pushing her away.
Brother Jose overhears and teases Camila about liking Pedro a lot. She calls him crazy and then laughs, is it that obvious? He warns that things could become complicated what with El Tal, mom (rolls eyes), plus what does she know about Pedro? He could have a girlfriend, a lover, a wife. (How about eventually all of the above, LOL!!)
Back to Pedro, he advises Little Miss Screw-Loosecrecia that she should clean up her act before she gets a bad reputation. Men like decent women. Alone, she tells his retreating back, “You will be mine.”
Earlier Don B’s doctor got the unfortunate report on his patient’s health. The doc has wasted no time in coming to tell Don B the test results. “You have terminal cancer, maybe a few months left to live.” Don B is distraught, mostly about leaving his daughter alone at the mercy of evil Don Gregorio. Pedro is a good guy and could handle the ranch but Don G plays dirty and Pedro could wind up in jail or deported. Nope, he has no option but to sell El Talismán. But never to Gregorio, Never!!
Outside one of the workers tells Pedro he’s got a female visitor. “Aw geez, it’s not Lucrezia is it?” he asks. This time it’s the perky, Spanglish-speaking Tracy looking for work. She’s got papers, she’s from there. She’s gringa AND Mexicana, get it?
This is Pedro’s busy day for visitors. He sees Camila approach, hires Tracy on the spot to get rid of her, and stares at Camila while trying to find his tongue. They verbally stumble over a few words of introduction before she gets right to it. She blows him away by telling him she wants to know what it was they felt yesterday when they met.
In Nuevo York Antonio is enjoying his mid-morning whiskey when Mariana arrives looking more concerned than usual. “Don’t tell me you’re going to leave again,” he coos. “I’m pregnant,” she reveals. Antonio doesn’t actually look surprised so I’m thinking, mission accomplished?
Pedro, still frozen with cara impactada, listens while Camila insists, “You think I’m crazy but I want to know what happened yesterday when we met.” Pedro laughs nervously and says he almost ran her down. “Come on,” she says, “you didn’t feel anything?” He’s charmed by her way with words and they continue to ogle each other into the closing credits.
A few fun phrases:
ni lo intentes = don’t even try
no me falles = don’t let me down
que casualidad = what a coincidence
te movió el tapete = you really like him/her (lit. you moved the table)
Labels: Talisman
I think I'm going to enjoy this show, with its alternate universe where everyone in FRESNO speaks Spanis and the terrain is lush and tropical. (Like with Eva Luna, where everyone in LA spoke Spanish and LA was also lush and tropical.)
Novelera in AZ
First commercial break was 41 minutes in.
Rosemary la Otra
It's cheesy, sure, but in the best way, and they aren't dragging things out at all so far. Flying right through the setup. Plus it's all so beautiful, it almost makes me want to move to Fresno ;).
Hey, he needs that giant shiny belt buckle...because wearing a flashing neon sign is considered tacky and low-class.
Did you love how the U.S. cops ALL had Spanish accents? To be fair, they did a pretty good job with "get out of the truck" or whatever they were saying.
Also, I always love the abuela character -- hope they bring her to "Fresno."
The cops, on the other hand...I was amused by the same thing in Eva Luna, that most of the extras playing locals didn't have native gringo accents. Odd, considering they film in the U.S.; there should be plenty of bilingual extras available who don't sound foreign. Whatever, it was funny.
Three things just catapulted out at me about the first episode:
- the ridiculous and utterly inappropriate chemistry between siblings Antonio and Lucrecia Negrete (YMMV, of course, but for me damn);
- Aaron Diaz successfully achieving either the 50s "greaser" or 80s "Latin gangster" look--I'm still not sure which--complete with implied nearly visible dirtiness, though he really did seem to be into it;
- and I just couldn't take Sergio Reynoso seriously as a head villano. I'm assuming this will pass, but here his Don Gregorio was like a Bond villain on a horse, complete with bombastic declarations about EL TALISMAN! (Yeah, he pretty much spoke in caps about it.) And on top of that...as I put it elsewhere, he either looked like
a. an evil mariachi band leader;
b. a messed-up alternate universe version of La que no podia amar's Rogelio Montero; or
c. lawyer/ambulance chaser Jim Adler (AKA "the Texas Hammer").
This one is going to be fun for snark. The lush countryside is beautiful. Ah, Fresno! Just like how I remember it...
What's up with rich girls in the countryside and bare mid-drifts?
Shouldn't Antonio see about his divorce first if he wants seduce Mariana to get her to marry him so he can get his hot hands on El Talisman?
I'm looking forward to Cynderella's first recap.
It's a GIANT cheeseball of a show, but in a fun way. Except the music is better over on La Que, etc. At least Pedro didn't have to cross over at the sand dunes.
Kelly
I myself am still dizzy from the rapid scene zooming. Dying woman to men and horses pausing on bridge to dying woman eyes glaze with bedside loved one screaming she's gone to another scene. AND THEN the not really dead woman's husband at bedside! I'm sayin' finish the scene all 30 seconds together.
Yes, Tracy is adorable. Her Spanglish was very believable and typical of kids like her. (Based on my friends from Mexico who complain about their younger siblings, born in the U.S., who regularly mix Spanish and English together.)
Bill, Sergio Reynoso is going to be the most difficult for me. I'm glad he's a bad guy because I don't like him. Can you believe the first time I saw him in a telenovela he actually played the galán? Talk about a leap of faith!
Oh dear, is the GIANT MANLY buckle really solid gold? Stoopid TV! Gold...even BETTER!!!
I have put my tinfoil beanie in storage and will be wearing my cheesehead for my sojourn in tropical Fresno.
Bring it on Venevision, bring it on!
Audrey
Univisión certainly doesn't emphasize subtlety. Every character loudly broadcast their role in the show: Evil spurned-lover older man; evil conniving younger man; saintly older owner of ranch; hyper-sexual rich girl who paws the galán. Check, check, and check. The only surprise for me was the heroine. Instead of blushing and waiting for Navoa to find her, she went right to him and talked about their attraction. You go, girl!
I almost turned the show off though when they showed Pedro telling the nuns he was going to the US to get money for the orphans. Please.
Pure Camenbert, all right.
Just got in from a morning meeting and found your wonderful comments. Wasn't this a scream?
A couple of questions for you all—what's with the older model truck being driven by Don What-his-name? Pedro nearly mowed Camila down with the same vehicle, but by that time, Pedro was Don Dying-of-Terminal Cancer's right hand man. Maybe Pedro had some really special skills that led him to the top of the worker heap in such a short time?
Camila sure did not waste any time. She sashayed right up to Pedro and said, "Baby, baby." Now that is a BOLD heroine. We don't yet know if she has any brains but she sure has brawn.
'Fres-no-not-really' is a grand place. Can't wait for the excursions to the local sights. The house is pretty neat, but a fake lake with that much water would be surely used to water cattle on a ranch in dry, hot central California.
If I were Mariana I could be tempted into a relationship with Antonio—just for the sake of the gene pool, mind you. For the good of all humankind, I devoutly hope Aaron Diaz reproduces. I also hope he doesn't trying riding a horse in those low-rise jeans. The resulting plumbers-crack problem would be a sight to see.
EJ
I think we are going to have a blast with this.
The timeline seems a little wonky. Even the caption said something like "Tiempo Despues", so they were very vague about how much time had passed. This show definitely screams for beanies, no doubt about it. I gather that the rancho was getting very difficult for nice papa to manage and Pedro showed up in the nick of time, allowing nice dad to hold onto it for a bit longer. I'm sure Pedro has numerous very key skills that will reveal themselves over time, hee.
Emilia, maybe instead of cowboy hats we should be wearing head-sized belt buckles for our attire? Sure sounds uncomfortable to me.
Loved the Florida tropics sound effects {-)
So Mariana and 'Don Terminal' just got in their older truck and drove 340 miles to San Diego, picked up the handsomest undocumented worker with a broken leg they could find, and drove with him on their bench seat the mere 5-7 hours back to El Talisman?
Guau!
EJ
Love the wardrobe so far on Camila (right? Our very bold heroine). It's cute and feminine, but actually covers her abs and most of the boobs. Well done, wardrobe dept.
Kelly
Tryin now for a strait face over the name Don Dying...but it aint appropriate to belly laugh.
I love the big belt buckle being our official accessory. We may need to hit some yard sales.
Did it display what year we were in but I missed it under my CC? Sylvia's plot synopsis makes us think we will span many years.
R la O
I for one liked Lucrecia's outfit more than Camila's. I'm guessing (hoping) those were Camila's traveling clothes, and she'll get a little more daring with time.
Two great points. You are such an optimist!
So the truck full of undocumented folks made it all the way up the '5' to what, Harris Ranch, before getting stopped?
Nice thought, and more sensible than my presumption of a L-O-N-G pickup truck ride back to El Talisman. The small talk could have been fun to imagine though, "Hola. Me llamo Pedro. I love orphans and kittens and tortillas and raisin pie."
Also, ITA on the heroine wardrobe. Nice job and not skanky or too sweet for a change.
EJ
EJ
No one in that family should trust gambler dad with the money. It should be in an account he can't access and the ranch should be in his wife's name. No way is he going to stay away from gambling; at least they should limit the quantities he can lose. Of course he'd probably end up with thugs after him breaking his knees...
I love me some Raphael Novoa, so totally handsome. And Camila is beautiful. They will be very nice to watch falling in love.
Aaron Diaz plays a great bad guy. He knows just how to give the look. I wish he wasn't so good looking. I'd rather the bad guys be ugly. It makes it easier to hate them.
Boy am I glad I wasn't the only one snickering and eye rolling last night--all in a "this is going to be so fun to comment on" sort of way. I had to tell myself going in," self, there will be no Silvia, but there is Aaron, so give this is a shot." And my, did Aaron NOT disappoint. What a hoot, and he is 100% just going for the buckle gold on paying the baddie.
I cringed at poor BS's boot/tanktop/long skirt wardrobe (please tell me that won't last long) and she's a little stiff for me, especially after watching Cuando and the women there. But like you all, I'm game to keep watching, especially if turns out to be the over-the-top type show episode one was.
I bailed when the super tender-hearted good guy-lover of orphans bade farewell to nunsie. Figured I'd already seen the best of the episode. But I'll definitely be checking in to read the comments. You all will be at your best with this hot mess.
The Dr. certainly didn't mince words about poor don Bernardo's cancer. Camila got right to the point with Pedro and Marcela ("Estoy embarazada.") did as well.
Will this be a TN where there's none of the usual beating around the bush?
Carlos
Kelly
Rafa Novoa looks awesome as kick ass Pedro the handiman/foreman of the hacienda...
Vivi i could not agree more on your comment.
It was funny how taken aback Pedro was by Camila's boldness. "Hey baby, I felt the earth move, didn't you?" Rafa's face was priceless!
i also agree with Carlos that this first ep was a bit disorienting... but have to give it a few eps... i do like the 'up front in your face' attitude of Camila and Mariana.. btw, karime Lozano looks good, better than in prev novelas...
I am sure we will all hate Don Gregorio and his children in NO TIME!
Yeah, it's like Eva Luna, swamps and palm trees in Fresno. I had a hard time keeping up with what was Mexico and what was Fresno.
Camila, you need to pull back a bit with Pedro. You'll scare him away.
Don Bernardo de el Cancer Terminal looks like Richard Webb, who played Captain Midnight (re-branded as Jet Jackson) would have looked at that age. Ah, Baby Boomer memories. I think a cereal box top and 25 cents got me the Captain Midnight decoder ring back in the day.
Julia, I agree - my impression was that the dear ol' abuela was in "Sur de Texas" somewhere.
Now if they'd set it in Minnesota...
Kelly
Please excuse my math skills.
Yep, the story started in Southern Texas which is where Granny lives.
I noticed that they never showed us any love/sex scenes between those two. Just implied, but Mariana was already fully dressed and Antonio was buckling that belt of his.
Looking forward to part 1.
This first episode did seem a bit choppy and frenetic. I think it was an attempt to rope us in from the get go. Certainly that was the idea behind the 41 commercial free minutes.
My guess is we'll get into the groove and end up really liking this one. I see lots of possibilities with these 3 families. I think it was our Sylvia who thought CME was going to be a dud the first week and was so glad she stayed with it.
Unfortunately, I can't imagine trying to follow this plot AND enjoy a little sipsy at the same time. Of course I may not get as thirsty given it is not filmed at a vineyard.
Anxious to see what tonight brings!
R la O
Yes Rosemary La O, I almost bailed on CME, perish the thought!!!
It sounded a lot like your style:
"Ha, I wonder if I sound that sleazy when I say it?"
In any case, part 2 is brilliant. Thanks for posting it.
Lucrezia certainly is in the running for my early favorite. With her and with Cinthia in LQNPA I'm in midriff heaven.
Carlos
Carlos, you sure know my style by now.
Why is it so fun and darling when we mujeres comment on the guys, but when Carlos starts in saying he may like Lucrecia, it irks me? lol Carlos, we are really hoping you'll choose a non-irritating one this time. Someone nice, not necessarily too pretty. Maybe abuela? Then you won't make any of your telenovias jealous.
Blue Lass, did you come up with that word: telenovios? It is so cute! And just how we feel about our guys!
Off to read Part I.
Thanks again, Sylvia!
R la O
"Someone must have told the children to act enthusiastic and threatened their pay, because a group of them run over to him to say goodbye."
You'll fit in nicely here.
Like you, I don't think that we've seen the last of Daddy's gambling.
Carlos
I was also creeped out by the initial interaction between Antonio and Lucrezia. They didn't really seem like brother and sister.
Cynderella, I love your description of the people busting out of the back of the truck. And your snark about the driver buying just a snack for himself, brilliant. Those coyotes aren't known for their kind treatment of illegals, that's for sure.
Old Spice Guy, ha haaa!! Funny.
I for one would be very disappointed if our Carlos did not stick up for the bad girl.
ElnaJune
Are we to assume Pedro was raised in the orphanage and is just now leaving? Kind of like Tobey Maguire in Cider House Rules?
I guess you are right, Sylvia. We do expect Carlos to stick up for the bad girl. I guess that's why he is drawn to our group?
R la O
Just one note about the very confusing beginning of this show. (In fact I had to watch it three times to make sense of it.)
1) In the present: The first two guys who are talking and looking out the window are nice old don Bernardo and his helper Raul who are in the house of el Talismn and cursing Gregorio (of the big eyebrows) for setting fire to the stables some years ago.
2) Flashback to the past: The two guys who set fire to the stables and are hiding in the bushes are Gregorio and his henchman. They are shocked to overhear that Matilde, the love of Gregorio's life, is actually in the stables. Nice job dumba$$.
3) Back in the present: Matilde is finally dying from emphysema caused by her lung damage.
Good guy = Don Bernardo Aceves, owner of El Talisman.
Bad guy = Don Gregorio Negrete, owner of El Alcatraz, arsonist and unintentional killer of Matilde.
Why does Gregorio need El talizman?
Camila and her Mom are about the same age, right?
We haven't heard from Elle today. She was worried that her Dish Network would not carry El Tal. Elle? Are you out there?
R la O
Calling Elle, Calling Elle! I hope you check in.
from Tyra would be proud, the rocking horse, the 4th quarter gatorade splashing, and that 18 wheeler contents spilling out! Including the goats and chickens! LOL!!
also the two 102 y. o. men fighting over a dead woman in a gasket... did i miss something?
HYSTERICAL!! now how am I going to match that tomorrow? but certainly so far this is going to be a cheese fest...
and so true that it seemed it was the women visit Pedro day... how many was that? 6 total?
Mariana, Lu-craz-ia, the cook nutsy girl, Camila...
so nice of him to help the women and kids of the truck... but his facial expression when Mariana decided to cover up for him out of the blue was priceless!
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Capn Sylvia: Loved reading your invaluable witticisms again, amiga! Laugh a minute from both of you recappers for this one!
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