Thursday, March 01, 2012

La Que No Podía Amar #46 Wednesday 2/29/12 MentiRosa AND a Quitamaridos

Lower your expectations m'dears. It's late and I didn't give a box of bayou beans about most of the story lines tonight.

El Refrito

  • Rohell has a fit and takes it out on his wedding pictre.
Lo Nuevo
  • Tía admires Elena's new jewelry arrivals and discusses all her money connections.Cupcake is married to a powerful man who provides all the cattle for the empacadora of her real Daddy. Through Ana, Tía is going to milk both business for dough!
  • Eat Doña María brand Bayou Beans! They're tasty and so easy to prepare. Just cut open a box and plop them in a preheated pan. Saves you so much time, you will be able to pay closer attention to the spoiled brat you work for! While you listen to shallow insipid people whine about not being able to eat on the terrace, your bayou beans will slowly simmer to perfection. When the selfish adults preen and gush over their new love interest you can be all ears. Bayou Beans will practically cook themselves. You can even engage in conversation! You can act surprised when a certain cold woman-child admits that it was Guscake behind the recent split from David....and all the while, the succulent aroma of bayou beans will fill the air. You won't even notice the stench of the whining, abdomen baring shrew whining about being an old maid without her inheritance.
  • Fede calls and tells Tía he found the Cupcake. Tía is thrilled. She wheedles a company driver out of Fede so she can go to Boring del Cielo. She thinks he should wait to spill the baby daddy bayou beans. After getting off the phone, she tells Elena about a letter that proves Cupcake is Fede's daughter. Tía also plans to swoop in and take Fede away from La Vaca.
  • Fede apologizes to Ana about misjudging her. He says Vainy and Cupcake have much in common. Ana just wants Fede to leave her alone. He thinks her marriage to save her brother was very noble. Information he got from Dany.  He is applying butter frosting to the Cupcake so his news will not come as such a shock. Cupcake just can't figure out why he wants to help so much. Vainy is his daughter and boy does that chick hate the Cupcake. Fede hopes Vainy will come around. He asks her to accept his help. He tells her to stay in the Bungalow and not leave since Vainy and David are prowling about.
  • Maria tells Rohell to chill. Same conversation as usual. Rohell crumples a picture.
  • Conned is still mad at Effer and his love for Sin. They fight. Effer wants to know que diablo she was thinking when she blabbed to Maria about him loving Sin. Did she want to get him in trouble? Conned said if she wanted that, she would have informed the Patrón as soon as she discovered Cintavo canoodling in the bedroom. Maria overhears. Conned leaves and Maria wants to have  a serious talk with Effer.
  • Carmen knows the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, but Gus just wants to be friend. Meli lobbies for team Cartavo (or would Gusmen be better?) Fermin explains you can't change novi@s like you do dresses. Unless you are Sinthia. Haven't we had this conversation already?
  • Effer confesses to Maria he loves Sinthia. He says he was with Conned in the hopes of forgetting Sin. We get the standard TN un clavo saca a otro clavo cliché (one nail drives out the other.) María forbids to talk to Sin unless it's hacienda business. Oh would that Effer would follow her instructions! Then I wouldn't have to watch them together ever again!
  • Vainy and Vaca plot the land purchase in Boring del Cielo. Vaca tells Vainy to get all the lands put in Vainy's name so the illegitimate daughter can't get her grubby little hands on them.
  • Fede tells Cupcake that he, Vainy and David will be checking out the land so she can get out of the bungalow for a bit since they won't be back until after dinner.
  • Miguel is still drunk and Rohell still doesn't like it according to Maria. 
  • Cupcake runs into Guscake on the beach (actually he was running, she was strolling.) He still won't listen, so Cupcake returns the necklace and tells him adiós and que seas feliz.
  • Tía and Elena search for the letter Mariana wrote informing Fede of his paternity. Too bad Mariana never had the guts to send it. According to Tía this letter is her passport to a life of luxury.
  • M-grito asks about the necklace and Ana yammers on about it. I'm so tired of that friggin' thing.
  • Gus tells Carmen he's seeing someone in Tuxtla, but sill in love with Ana. He's leaving Boring del Cielo so both Carmen and Meli get the idea he is a FRIEND. Carmen is dense. (An aside: Gus is cute, but QTH? Why does every woman who crosses his path fall in love with him?)
  • Vainy, David and Fede. Fede is called back to Tuxtla for an audit, but Vainy doesn't want him traveling so much and she offers to go. A stupid, time wasting scene just so Vainy has reason to get up and get ready and see M-grito.
  • Gus says good-bye to Boring del Cielo take two.
  • Vainy sees Ana. Vainy tattles to Sin via the cell phone. Vainy wants to to tell Rohell ASAP. Sin tell her no. It really will be better for Vainy with Cupcake out of the picture. They scheme. 
  • Dany has no news for Bruno about Cupcakes whereabouts. Rohell calls and tells him to return to the hacienda with Dany and Tía in tow.
  • Ana feels la llamada de la sangre...though not in those words. She just feels safe and protected. He misses Gus and loves him, but alas he is with someone new. 
  • Sin and Effer FF>> I felt a little pity for Sin last week, but this week she has shown herself to be shallow, stupid, spoiled and one dimensional. 
  • Bruno can't find Tía and he's having a fit.
  • Sin tells Rohell she wants Gus and doesn't care what Rohell says.She gives lip service to wanting Gus money or not. I'm not holding my breath. Rohell gives his blessing and likes Gus for a cuñado. 
  • Bruno calls Gusano (Rutilio) and finds out Mersnotty is still in San Gab. Bruno tells Gusano to keep an eye out for Tía too. A bit of a deal was made about Gusano not knowing what Tía looked like and Bruno giving a description. This may or may not be important.
  • Maria is happy Rohell approved the Cintavo pairing. Rohell is just out for free Hydraulic engineering work.
  • M-grito whine about being bored. Cupcake has lines. The most important one: What does freedom matter if I can't have the one I love?
  • Gus calls to talk to Sin. Rohell wants to talk hydraulics with him. Gus wants to talk to Sin first, but since she's in San Gab at the moment he'll call back.
  • Sin and Mersnotty in San Gab acting like twits and saying cuñada over and over. How old are they? FF>> Oh, there's a brief Debbie Downer Ernesto reference. 
  • Ana and Fed have the same conversation. She wants to know why he's helping and he tells her to keep her heart and mind open.
  • Effer found the horse Cupcake fled with. Rohell wants the old man brought to him, but the guy is being questioned by the police...but he ain't talking. Rohell wants to know if Effer at least found out which way Cupcake and M-grito went. Old guy lives in St Lazaro
  • Tía arrives in Boring del Cielo and gives Fede the letter. Fede has a weird attack. Is he laughing or crying? He kisses the letter a couple times. He has no doubt Cupcake is his.
  • Vainy tells David about Fede's illegitimate daughter (since, you know, that's apparently *her* business and she has the right to blab.)
  • Cupcake enters lobby and sees Tía. Cupcake is a little mad that Fed blabbed. She was supposed to trust him! Tía convinces Fed to leave them alone. Tía explains that she knew Fed 20 years before when she worked in his office. She mentions Rohell and Cupcake says she's not going back. Tía claims ot only care about Ana's well-being. Tía has so much to tell the Cupcake! Cupcake doesn't want to hear it because Tía KNEW Gus was alive and KNEW he was looking for Ana.
Avances
  • Gus breaks up with Sin
  • Ana learns Fed is her Dad.
Excuse all the typos. No time to edit!

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Comments:
Thank you so very much Sara for this fun quick snarky recap. Loved the Bayou Beans lol.

I really like Maria she is the sounding board for everyone. I loved how she told Effer off, and counseled Sin. And Miguel too. She at least went to check on him, drunk as usual. I thought she told him to leave, if he wasn't happy there. I wonder how long it will take for Miguel to be arrested again?

I love the relationship that is developing with Fed and the Cupcake. I loved the "spreading the butter frosting" on her. lol.
I can't wait to find out what she will do once she finds out Fed is her Dad and Vainy is her half sister.

That money hungry Tia and the jewlery, what is up with that? She is buying a new piece every other day.

Poor Margo being cooped up all the time. The boy needs fresh air and play time, he looks like he has cabin fever already.

I think Fed was crying when he read that letter,and he kissed the signature.

Bruno and his constant plotting. It looks like he has the Tia in his sights too. Even if the Cupcake were truley free, she would never be interested in the Skelator. He is just obsessed with her. She will be his downfall. He will screw this up like everything else he has done.

Yea, Carmen has it bad for the Guscake.She can do better than him.

David and Vainy are great together. Cut from the same cloth so to speak.

If Rohell ever finds out Sin knew where the Cupcake was this whole time, woe to her.
 

You mean it was actually on? I saw only an ad for "jueves" after Tuesday's show. I've been skunked!
 

LOL, I loved this recap! Thank you so much, Sara! You covered everything and you got it over with. Kind of like we just want this "phase" of the novela to be over with.

Yeah, I don't get what is so mesmerizing about Gus. He is cute and a nice guy, but he seems to attract women like a dog attracts fleas.

I lol-ed at your characterization of Fed's reading the letter as having some sort of attack. Yes, you're really not sure if he's laughing or crying. He is overcome with emotion and sweet memories, so it's probably a mixture of the two—mostly laughing. Aw, Fed, you are a sweetie.
 

Ugh. This thing is riddled with typos and errors. I'll try to clean it up this afternoon.

Jardinera - wha? How did it air in one part of the country and not another? Skunked indeed. I think Univision hates their viewers. How else to explain their insanity?
 

Thank you for unscrambling a very disorganised capitulo! Gus, and "as to why does every woman who crosses his path fall in love with him?"
Lets do an inventory of available men in this TN:
Bruno-ugh.
Rohell-crazy as a mad hatter.
David-Sir Shadydeal; need I say more?
Rutillo-please.
That thug that was after Carmen for awhile-ich.
Ernesto-what happened to him?
Esteban-married, sort of.
Efrain-vocationally challenged.
Miguel-mentally challenged.
Hugo-cute but occupied with pleasing his Patron.
So, who does that leave? Gus!
 

Another wonderful recap Sara. Snarkalicious sensational.

"certain cold woman-child" and "You won't even notice the stench of the whining, abdomen baring shrew" were among my favorite lines.

I agree with Madelaine that it was nice to see Fed and Ana bonding. It's apparant he loves her already. Kleenex time. That said, Vainessa and Ana have absolutely nothing in common except their father. Their shared romantic past and future with Rogelio presents an obstacle that will be difficult to overcome.

I'm liking Hugo more and more. Tall, dark, handsome and quiet works for me. A prime catch. Speaking of that, where is Esteban?

E-marie, "Efrain-vocationally challenged and "Miguel-mentally challenged" - good ones!

Friday is almost here all.

Thanks again Sara.

Diana
 

Gracias, Sara, and I agree with most of Madelaine's comments.

My gut about Helena is that she doesn't come by that jewelry honestly. No relatives of hers have been shown, so I wonder whether some relative of hers steals it.

I don't think that Fed would put anything more in Vainessa's name now. She has 30% of the meat-packing business and controls her mother's 30%, so anything Fed buys or invests in in the few episodes he has left will be in his own name. He'll leave it to the Cupcake if the Vaca doesn't kill him before he changes his will.

Gustavo needs time to get over the Cupcake; now is not the time for him to get involved either with Carmen or Lady Chatterley.

I hate product placements with the fury of a thousand Vulcan suns. However, they are less obnoxious in many ways than what they did in US soaps in the old days, which was to put black tape over the product names on dishwashing liquid and other similar products normally found in kitchens.
 

Thanks, Sara! I was able to find it and see it "around" so I'm at least caught up with this episodio. Your snarky hilights filled in what little I failed to catch. My fault for not having the VCR on the correct channel just because I actually trusted the published guides.

Tks, amiga.
 

This recap is just beautiful...ROTFL over Maria's beans.

This novela is, for me, unpredictable. Is Fred getting ready to kick off?

Guessing Gus and Ana get together although I don't have a dog in this hunt.
 

According to IMDB fed is only in 43 episodes and la Vaca (or la Vipora, if you prefer) only in 45.

When did this sign me out?
 

Sara, excellent recap with all we needed for our morning fun. So nice to know the richest rancher in the SE enjoys Bayou beans, even if he won't eat them on the terrace.
La Paloma
 

Thanks Sara. I really needed this recap as my tv guide said it wasn't on last night so I didn't record it.
Does anyone know if it aired on the west coast? I'm in Portland.
 

This is just a theory of mine, but the title of this TN is the one she couldn't love, right? I think the only one the Cupcake could never love is Skelator.
 

I think it means "She who cannot love." Which I think most applies to Vainessa.
 

Thanks very much, Sara. I didn't realize how much I would need this recap. After returning from a trip, I finally was going to watch last night. I turned on the TV at 10, only to find the end of the Mexico-Colombia futbol match. After checking the newspaper to see whether the TN would be on, I kept watching, and sure enough, the Cupcake saga started 10 or so minutes late. All was well, I thought. But suddenly, in the middle of a scene, the 11 o'clock Noticias came on and continued. I gave up at that point.

I don't know where you are, Sara, but here in the Washington DC area Univision started the TN late and abruptly cut it off at 11. Sigh.
 

It showed in other parts of the country because of the time zone difference. Simple.
 

Loved the ad for Dona Maria! You should go to work for their advertising dept., especially if you can figure out how to make them look more appetizing as they're being squished out of the box.

Tia must have boxes full of jewelry. She needs a new investment, like shoes maybe. At least they aren't dragging out the daddy reveal. As much as they were putting it off last night, I thought for sure Fred would die before he had the chance to say anything.

Kelly
 

UA-thanks I thought the title applied to the Cupcake, and you are right about Vainy.
 

Sara:

Thanks for your recap. I didn't even look for this epi because I thought it was pre-empted by the game.

I couldn't agree more with all who wonder about Gustavo's magical attraction. Plus I know Jose Ron just won for "Best ___ Actor" but I can't see it. He is very handsome but to me, the character Gustavo seems wooden, rigid and uninteresting. That seems to be Ron's style of acting as well.

UA:

"I hate product placements with the fury of a thousand Vulcan suns."ITA!

EJ
 

Love the recap Sara. LOL at the Bayou Beans commercial. Pretty much the same old in this episode. AP whines over Gus, Rog broods over AP, Rosaura schemes as well as Vainessa and Cinthia.

At least Maria found out that Efrain and Cinthia have been having relations. I guess she won't pass that bit of info to Rog though.

I too didn't know if Fed was crying or laughing when reading the letter.
 

Where is live LQNPA started ten minutes after ten and ended ten minutes after eleven so they showed the entire episode. Wonder why it cut off abruptly in other areas?
 

Where *I* live. Typo.
 

Sara, thanks for a funny recap. Enjoyed your rift on Doña María Bayou Beans. I kept waiting for Maria to add other ingredients to the skillet because surely they weren’t going to eat just plain beans. If so, I can get hired as a cook there. I’m in the DC area where the local news clipped off the last 10 minutes, so thanks for the details.

Time for AP to grow up. I hope she doesn’t buy whatever lie Tia gives about why she didn’t tell her Gus was alive.

Interesting that Rogelio approves of Gus for Sin. She may or may not be M-grito's mother, but I do believe there is some secret about her that Rogelio keeps.
 

That was great Sara! I'm so glad everyone appreciated your riff on Doña María Bayou Beans, I sure did! I got pretty grossed out by the close-up squishing the refried beans out of the box bit - brown - yuck! And right, a hacienda like that is going to used pre-made beans. No way!

I'm pretty much on the same page regarding Sin and many others. Oh, Gus turns my head so I get the initial attraction for these ladies. But once he opens his mouth it doesn't last long for me - LOL! IMO, he and Cupcake are perfect for each other - but I guess the problem is that they are too alike. I did notice that Gus seemed taken aback that AP returned his necklace without all sorts of pushing and manipulating(unlike the other ladies). Even though AP didn't 'splain very well, I guess Gus's mind isn't completely closed.

He really breaks up with Sin in the previews? That, I'm looking forward to!

I love it when a recapper gets annoyed - it usually results in the best snark!

Audrey
 

I love it when a recapper gets annoyed - it usually results in the best snark.
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That made me giggle. Yeah. I guess I'm a little annoyed with things right now. :)
 

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