Monday, July 23, 2012
Abismo de pasión #93 7/23/12: No Exit
Doc and Fina snipe at each other about Be-gone-ya, Carmina and Fina's loose lips. They get around to the test results in his office. They go to get them and encounter....
Girl Fight!!! They pull Pal and Flor apart. Order is restored and Doc hands over
Dam finds out that Elisa caught him nekkid and sleeping with Flor a few days back. Elisa blames herself. Dam explains he was drunk and miserable and had to find a way to get Elisa out of his heart. Elisa talks about
Carmina goes to Horacio's House o' Meat. He tells her someone knows he had something to do with Blanca's death AND someone saw them leaving the night of Augusto's death.
Padre Lupe goes to see Ramona. He wants her to tell Elisa what she told Augusto the day he died. She is not saying a word about it ever again. Padre wonders what if Augusto didn't kill himself and he died other way? Ramona asks "other way?" Padre says that's what he's trying to figure out. Ramona wants to know why he doesn't tell what he knows. Ramona remarks that's it's easier for him if someone else gets their hands dirty. She ain't talking.
Sabrina nags Paolo about marrying her. He sees Carmina and drools. Sabrina tells him it was Carmina's recommendation that got mommy to let Sabrina date him.
Dam packs Elisa's things. Elisa doesn't want to leave yet. She still needs to say goodbye to Lolita and take care of the greenhouse and find out what's going to happen to the hacienda and Cielo Abierto. Dam asks about her dad having a will or not. She doesn't know. She begs for a couple of days to get things arranged. Dam won't wait. Lolita catches Carmina listening at the door. Later Lolita comes in and there is a llorafest. Elisa tells her she can't stay and get all crazy and bitter like her aunt. Lolita agrees and helps them pack. Lolita makes Dam promise to always take her of "her niña". Elisa makes Lolita promise to leave the hacienda, too.
Chente recovers at the hospital. Chente asks if Gab was worried about him. Braulio lies and tells him Gab came to see him. Chente tells Braulio he doesn't care for him one whit. Brau goes to Tonia and tells her he is leaving. Raise a glass, everyone!
Gabino is being all Eddie Haskell with the little old lady owner of the hacienda he wants to buy. They will settle everything in a couple of days when the certified check comes in. But until then, does his little chula reina mind keeping her little chula boca closed?
Flor wants Fina to uphold her end of the bargain. Flor wants Gweedo out of jail ASAP. Fina says Dad will be released, but first she wants to clear the Landucci name so the town doesn't think Dam is marrying the daughter of a thief. Alone, Fina gushes about HER nieto when she in interrupted by a phone call. She looks pithed.
Horacio remembers Padre Lupe's words about confession. Lolita comes in crying. He comforts her. They can run their business and start a family. Lolita thanks him for his love and support.
Paolo primps and Flor enters. She tells him not to mess up their plans and their future. He notices the bruises and she tells him about her fight with Paloma. Paolo warns that Flor's feelings for Quique are dangerous to their plan too. She better not screw up, either.
Dam and Elisa are almost out the door when Carmina stops them. It seems she was the phone call to Fina, who has arrived at the hacienda. Dam tells her not to waste her time. Nothing will stop him from being with Elisa. Fina gives a speech about a parent's love and sacrifice and hands Dam the results of "Florencia Landucci's" pregnancy test. Fina guilt trips. "You would leave your child? Abandon him like your father abandoned you?" "Elisa, you would allow that?" Dam still won't give up Elisa. He thinks he and Elisa need to discuss it and Fina can butt out. Dam and Elisa retire to Augusto's office and Fina snipes that Carmina looks good in black.
Elisa yells and cries about consequences. She loves him but they are never going to be happy. She tells him to go with Flor and be with his child. The can't make the same mistakes as their parents. Dam refuses, but Elisa tells him that she is putting an end to things. They are over. His mom and Flor are no longer the obstacles. Elisa herself is going to oppose them being together.
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What a terrific job you did -- as always! Thank you so much for this clever and zippy retelling of tonight's dismal episode. I especially loved getting a glimpse of your creative process:
"Dam's life sentence"--> the results ...
"50+ episodes left"-->consequences for every action
And then there's "Gabino is being all Eddie Haskell...
does his little chula reina mind keeping her little chula boca closed?"
So this has to be the absolute pits of the pits, right? When the baddies are all ahead, the AlfaBitch and the Rotten Citrus have teamed up, Ramona has clammed up and Elisa has given up?
And the estúpida de Florencia pulls the same fake pregnancy trick AGAIN and no one questions her? First she stole Kenia's pee, then she purloins Sabrina's blood ... I shudder to think what bodily fluid she'll go after next and from whom.
Even the writers can't bear looking ahead -- they are giving us "previews" that are "re-views" of what we just saw.
We knew those so often packed and unpacked bags of Elisa's weren't going anywhere. No one gets out of the quinta alive.
I would have called #93 "No Exit".
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Sara- Thanks for not lingering over the details of this dismal episode. There was not one moment that we could feel happy for Dam and Elisa since we knew the 900 pound baby anvil was about to fall on their heads. Blech!
I did get a kick out of Gab sweet talking that little old lady into selling him her hacienda, ever resorting to fanning her! LOL! That was the best part of the episode.
I didn't even enjoy the cat fight between Flor and Pal because of 1) the baby anvil, and 2) I kept thinking that Pal was being totally unprofessional starting a stupid cat fight in her place of work and was finally going to get her butt fired. Doc Tovar is WAY nicer than I am.
Hah! That's really all we need to get the full picture. I love a Sara recap!
Vivi, I agree it was hard to enjoy the actual scene for the very reasons you give. But it WAS kind of fun when Paolo looked at the scratches on Flor's arm and suggested she must be doing SOMETHING to provoke the denizens of La Ermita to violence -- she can't leave the hacienda without someone trying to wipe the smirk off her face.
OMG, So funny that Lolita caught Tia listening at the door.
Hooray! Brauio is leaving! I hope Chente enjoys his new crap dad. I definitely raised my glass.
Speaking of dad, Gabino is an amazing, world class suck-up. I love that you called him Eddie Haskell; so true!!
Does it seem like Doc T is getting a wee bit weary of Paloma's antics? It's not cool for the receptionist to get into a slapfest with a patient even if it is Flor. I still cheered her though because she's not my employee.
NM- I love your title suggestion. I will go back and add that now. Titles are the hardest for me to come up with. "No one gets out of the quinta alive" LOL!
I think Gab as Eddie Haskell was the highlight of tonight's offerings.
I think we are entering the extension doldrums.
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If Gab the Haskell Mendoza gets that Hacienda, Chente is going to crap his pants and dump mom for sure.
Pure conjecture: Hasn't Fina mentioned a "surprise" for Dam? I hope it's that hacienda. I want to see a Fina/Gab bidding war.
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Oh that *was* a good line! Paolo knows his little sobrina very well!
Dam and Elisa make me snooze.
We learned Ramona is going to keep quiet until the last week of the show.
We learned Horacio must have a "Vienna Sausage" since Lolita is more worried and anxious about Elisa than him.
We learned Sabrina is most possibly the stupidest person in La Ermita.
Dam Upset learned he will be shackled to Florencia for life.
Damian learned Elisa would rather cry and play the victim than be with him.
We also learned either Carmina is the 2nd stupidest person in La Ermita or the most cruelest, since Elisa running away with Damian would have gotten rid of Elisa for good.
We also learned Paolo is still drooling after Carmina.
This episode was the pits except for Braulio confronting Antonia. That was long overdue. And the boy is his true father's child. As usual.
Why did that little snot have to live another day? Wanted to wipe that stupid smile right from his face. Watch, Tonia will be the one to get the anvil, Gab won't have anything to do with said snot, and poor Braulio will be stuck with that ingrate. But for now, we can cheer that he's TRYING to make an exit.
I agree, Vivi. The Gab scene was priceless. Cutest little suck up. Bet I'm still betting that he isn't going to get that house--keep remembering Dam saying he doesn't want to live with his mother, so....
I'm sorry, but can they stop making Pal the high school whiny bully. Frankly, I was expecting the Doc to have to fire her on the spot. That whole girl fight in a professional office--just stoopid. I can get into a good slap, but have never gotten into the hair pulling, girl fight type confrontation.
Now that Elisa has made up her mind, well at least for now, and we knew she would do this with this very tired plot line, can we please cut the crying and get her moving on working the greenhouse,etc. I'm sure Gael is taking care of everything, but dang, it's her property and she should now jump into working it with a vengeance. (And she'll probably snatch up Gael as well, but I think we knew that was coming too---I know he led Pal on, hate you writers, but I'm not loving that he'll be a dumpee either.)
50 episodes...lord where will we go from here. (Oh, and REALLY enjoying the lack of Irritating in the last few episodes.)
I had trouble suspending my disbelief for the Gabino/Chula Vieja scene, though. I mean, c'mon, the guy is banged-up, filthy, and bandanahanded -- how could a nice old lady fall for that? Maybe her eyesight is going, but surely he *smells*...? (Sorry, Cynderella. But maybe you like that.)
Thought it was interesting Lolita cried that Elisa would leave her all alone. What about her husband? Although she tried to make amends, Horacio will always be a distant second. But, wasn't that the case with Braulio? Lolita will always put Elisa first.
I wanted to reach into Chente and rip out that donated kidney. A waste of a perfectly good organ. He does not begin to deserve it. How could he be so cruel to Braulio?
I think I am alone though in that I feel very sorry for Tonia. Yes, she should have told Braulio long ago but here she is, one kidney down, left to deal with her reprehensible spawn all alone.
Fina continues her domination. Have to give it to her, she spun her sticky web so quickly Dam and Elisa didn't even make it out of the house this time.
Anon, I fear your: "We learned Ramona is going to keep quiet until the last week of the show" is very likely true. Sigh.
Diana
"Gabino is being all Eddie Haskell…" OMG! That is perfect! I kept wondering which adjective could describe his behavior.
NovelaMaven - I think you're right; nobody gets out of la quinta alive, just like in Storybrooke where no one ever leaves.
Sylvia. Ditto on Dam and Elisa.
Paloma needs an intervention. She's either crying or in a fight with someone. Pretty but annoying in second place right after Sabrina.
THANK YOU so much for the snarky fun recap. I am with Doris, LOVED LOVED your strike=throughs and comments.
Paloma, every time i see her getting all loud and irate, i think more and more that Quique is a better match for her than Gael. Gael also has a short fuse, to put it mildly... Quique would provide a better grounding for her, IMO.
Btw, i totally missed last night's ep since my daughter begged me that we watch the 1000th ep of WWE RAW... that was fun, and from the recap i can see i didn't miss much fun although i would have loved to watch the cat fight between those two. speaking of those two,
1. wouldn't Paloma be very suspicious about a second 'timely pregnancy announcement' from Flo to separate Dam and Elisa? I am ok i guess in Doctor Tovar 'accepting' the results if they have Flo's name in them. but at least i would have a little crack of doubt if i were Paloma.
2. Carlos, are the labs that stupid to not require any kind of ID on a patient before they plant a name on a lab blood sample?
come to think about it, i have not had labs actually require my id, only my insurance card. (LOL!)
Many thanks again to NovelaMaven for the title. Believe me, I could never come up with something that evokes Sartre. lol
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I wanted to reach into Chente and rip out that donated kidney. A waste of a perfectly good organ.
Diana: So true. I can't beileve Chente feels nothing for Braulio...the man who has loved him like a son. Chente is the embodiment of twerpy twerpetude twerp.
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Blue Lass: I had the same thoughts about La Chula Reina falling for the beat up bandanahanded Sr. Haskell. (And kudos to the make-up dept. Very believable make-up on Gab.)
Speaking of make-up: Have they gotten better false lashes for Elisa? They didn't look as heavy last night.
Blue Lass, Augusto has been mourned and we've put away the paper bags and dispersed. I'm not sure where I'd like to settle down next, however we'll not be starting a Chente table anytime soon... what a little twerp. He was so bad last night that he is almost certain to find redemption... maybe he'll end up getting together with a battered Sabrina.
Marta, the lab we use requires photo ID and a lab request from a Dr.'s office. But who would think of getting a pregnancy test under someone else's name?
I can't think of anything that is going on right now that I'm liking... well maybe Elisa jerking Dam around by the lapels.
Carlos
Insightful comments, as always.
"Thought it was interesting Lolita cried that Elisa would leave her all alone. What about her husband? Although she tried to make amends, Horacio will always be a distant second. But, wasn't that the case with Braulio? Lolita will always put Elisa first."
It WAS interesting but if we think of Lolita as Elisa's mother (and that's the role she has played for a very long time), it was understandable. Mothers are like that. (Oh how I sobbed after each of my kids left for college or to travel to distant places. Sniff.) Of course the Alfa isn't like that -- she's the one who sent her child away and if she wants him around now, it is just so she can work his strings like some monstrous puppeteer -- les Guignols de La Hermita.
And calling all Pitters, speaking of puppet shows --
If you still have the recording, take a close look at the last scene where Alfa- and OmegaBitch team up against DamElisa. Watch Orange OmegaBitch's face as she follows the farce being played out -- her fake expressions of shock, dismay, sympathy and surprise are hilarious.
Often when recapping, one misses the faces because one is furiously scribbling notes.
Diana, I feel badly about Toña too. She made a common youthful mistake, a pregnancy, then her financial source, Alfie, encouraged her to compound the mistake by lying, and since then she has put the needs of her child before Braulio, sad but doesn't put her in the "Orange" category. The good Padre and Braulio need to learn a little thing about timing, funerals and hospital rooms aren't the time to lower a boom on people!
The only thing missing from Ganino's presentation to the older lady was the mention of snake oil!
Carlos and I haven't completely disbanded our table as of yet, I'm suggesting we invite his Señora and my Señor down for drinks and discuss something people from Texas and Tennessee have in common, the Battle of the Alamo! "Then Sam Houston said......."
Doris- La Quinta and La Ermita IS like Storybrooke! Of Carmina and Alfie, who is Gold/Rumple and who is Regina? Carmeany sure does have the off coloring of Rumple, and Alfie channels the Wiked Witch pretty well.
Wouldn't it be great if the Chula Reina didn't actually own the hacienda and was planning to take Gabino's cashier's check and run ... or totter or something?
Daisynjay:
"Why did that little snot have to live another day?"
Thanks for saying out loud what we were all feeling!
And Blue Lass, you are so right -- Braulio WAS superb. Wonderful actor, well-written scenes. Hold the phone ... how did they let him into the story?
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OH that would be SO AWESOME! I can just see the scene now: Sweet old lady totters away from Gab and gets into the cab...then cut to opulent hotel room with young studs feeding her peeled grapes while she reclines in a silk caftan and chuckles to herself.
Sandy in TN: No, Toña is really not in the Orange category. I think the writers are making a bigger deal out of her transgression for convenience. Now Braulio can be free without looking like an a$$.
I, for once, am not unhappy about Flor pulling the fake pregnancy bit again. Alfonsina deserves this. She is keeping Guido in jail until Flor gets pregnant by Dam? That's insane! What kind of extortion is that?Unbelievable! She doesn't really care whether Guido betrayed her or not at this point, it's just a tool in her arsenal of forcing people to do her bidding.
Dam also deserves this. How many times has he run back to Flor only to drop her like a hot potato when Elisa appears to be available? How many promises has he made to Flor? This time, he went back determined to get back with Flor within HOURS of learning Elisa was "unavailable". And he didn't just sleep with Flor that one drunken night, but several times. Like Elisa told Dam, decisions have consequences. The guy is pathetic.
Besides we all know Elisa adores wearing the badge of sacrifice for "renunciar" her only true love. Much better than actually trying to be happy.
Ugh!
A big thank you! This was your usual great recap!
Anon 207: "Vienna Sausage" still has me laughing.
Blue Lass: (Re Gabino and the Old Lady) Maybe I'm over-sexed and shallow (...like Cynderella?), but that bandana-clad, fan-toting bad boy's act would have worked on me! I usually prefer them a litle more well-groomed, but... he could have bought my farm. Just sayin.
I need me some fanin' Gabino,
Sondie
and Elisa better start thinking and acting a bit more selfish and not so martyr-ish... sometime life serves you lemons, so figure out the way to put them to good use, sometimes the people you sacrifice your own happiness for are just plain non-deserving.
Loving all the comments. (Hating the show!)
"Frankly, I was expecting the Doc to have to fire her on the spot. That whole girl fight in a professional office--just stoopid."
I think Paloma should write a thank-you note to Alfie for saving her job. As soon as Alfie ordered Doc T to fire Paloma, we knew our girl had job security. Doc is still furious about Alfie booting Quique from the Pro Ce.
Speaking of the doc, did anyone else enjoy the way the old pro of an actor simply brushed the overexuberant potted plant out of his way in his scene with Alfie? That's one of the reasons this guy is always working!
I could see once he pulled this, but he pulled this more than once. There's a little thing called self-control buddy.
Only one I actually feel sorry for is Sabrina now since she's caught in the crossfire of everyone's manipulating. Elisa will move on and find something else to cry over.
Anyone else think the ending to this thing may actually be hard to take? 2/3 of the way thru and I still am not a fan of either lead's character to this point ( except when they were kiddies.) Folks have some changin' to do.
NM - You took the words from my mouth regarding Flo. Seriously no one questions this. You would think the writers would not be lame enough to repeat the same crap we have seen (false pregnancy, wrong couples, etc) but I fear that's where we are. Oh yeah, the new wrinkle is that Flo will steal Sabrina's baby. Bleck!
Diana - yes Chente was horrible and I too wanted to removed his new kidney. How he could be so vile to the real man who raised him just affirmed who is real father is. And unfortunately as daisynjay noted, I think Tonia will be the one who dies and the brat will live. For all the crap the writers have put us through, Chente needs to leave w/his mom.
Thanks Sylvia for the line Paolo said and the hope of the Gab/Fina war. I want to see the baddies trying to take one another out - another way the writers can compensate for their continued foolishness.
Pasofino - "Paloma needs an intervention. She's either crying or in a fight with someone. Pretty but annoying in second place right after Sabrina." Brilliant!!
Sara, I love how you don't waste any time on dreary details while being just so goldurned funny.
"Horacio's House o' Meat" was just too much. (if I weren't a vegetarian already, I would be after viewing him and his carniceria)....and "there is a llorafest".
Yessssss, "llorafest" seems to be the overriding theme in this telenovela. Emilia said it best: love the recap and comments, hate the show.
STILL...will have to take a peek since I wouldn't want to miss Gabino doing a little chula number on an old lady. I'm with Sondie, I could use a little chula action from old Gabino right about now. And some fanning too!
Also, your (and Sandy's) compassion is amazing. I grew weary of Tonia's continued and inappropriate bitchiness long ago. Kudos to you for feeling sorry for her in her current situation. I more or less feel she has brought it upon herself. Although I will concede she is still a tragic figure.
Doris, yes! La Ermita is like Storybrooke. Leave and you are vaporized. I say Fina is Regina (they are both Evilinas) and Carmeany is Gold/Rumple for obvious reasons.
Save a seat for me at the Braulio table. I'm confident it will soon be the Braulio/Lolita table.
I have this overwhelming desire to have grilled vienna sausage this morning. Why?
OK, gotta go check Orangina's facial expressions...
Three tied for number one place:
1. Rosendo -- He abandoned his son to run away with the Rotten Citrus. Wasn't in love, just in lust, and wanted to get away from Alfie (can't really blame him for that). But he made no financial provisions for Dam or Gael before leaving. Besides, I believe that even in La Ermita, there's such a thing as divorce.
2. Alfie -- was always a pill but after Rosie's death, based her life on getting even with the wrong woman (who was already dead, for heavens sakes!) and with that woman's daughter and husband. She is ALWAYS wrong and someone is ALWAYS manipulating her.
3. Augusto -- for yielding to the Rotten Orange over and over and abusing Elisa for years; for being deaf, dumb and blind to all evidence of the Orange One's perfidy until it was too late.
4 et al: Damián, Elisa, Begoña, Sabrina, Kenia
Well, you get the idea.
Rosendo, number two for the reasons you mention!
Audrey, agree with your comment today!
(and admire hotties; and cheer on girl fights and....)
*ahem*
I agree with the many comments about this fake pregnancy business. In fact, it seems the writers aren't even bothering to come up with somewhat different plot lines for the filler episodes. They are just rewriting the same stuff from the first month of production.
Everyone except Quique.
See? I just compiled the list.
It's deciding each person's *level* of stoopidity that would be hard for me.
About the only thing I'm enjoying on this TN is any encounter between Padre Guadalupe and Ramona. They seem to have genuine respect for one another and therefore the best dialogs.
Gabino is a POS. He needs a caption saying, "Awaiting Execution". Loved Braulio beating his culo last week.
The Paloma / Florencia smackdown would have been more entertaining in the proverbial kiddy pool filled w/ green jello.
Blue Lass, como es tu brazo derecho hoy?
Enjoyed watching this, being on the lookout, thanks to the comments, for Doc Tovar casually brushing aside the invading fern, Gabino's incredible sliming all over the old lady (who was lovin' it)and Carmina's fake oh dear me expressions. You all are such fun companions in my virtual family room. Thanks!
As for Toñia, yes, I'm sorry about the far-reaching consequences of her drunken roll in the hay with Gabino. But bad decisions DO have consequences. We've all suffered them ourselves (in spite of our not being on the Stoopid Scale). Still, just as Padre Lupe's diatribe was the wrong time and place at Augusto's funeral, I think Braulio's exit, while his wife is still suffering post-surgery agony, was...well, a little bit precipitous. But I guess we know, Menfolk in these telenovelas do tend to act first, think later. (Are you listening Damian?)
Amended List o' Stooidities
Everyone except Quique and Lucio.
She lives to torture Elisa -- especially now that she has bumped off Augusto.
[That's why I think she sort of deserves a table on the Patio; but personally, I'd be afraid to sit at it.]
So are we not going to give Dolores a place on the very short list of exceptions to the List o' STOOPID: Everyone except Quique and Lucio and Dolores...?
(Remember: Dolores wouldn't even have married Horacio if Lupe hadn't nudged her into it. Sorry Lupe, you are getting a high ranking on the LOS>)
OK, am I crazy or when Alfie and the doc were meandering through the hospital did she make a dig about his affair with Carmeany and he said "I'd appreciate your discretion with Begonia" or something like that? If so, how the hay-ride (Marta, I've used that like 10 times!!!) does Alfie know that Doc and Carmeany hooked up??? I certainly could have misunderstood this scene.
And isn't Flo awfully smug considering she's lying to EVERYONE and she has yet to a) fake a pregnancy for 9 months b) steal someone's baby c) pass it off as hers and not get sent to prison in the process? I think I'd be a little more nervous quite frankly!!!
Thanks again, Sara. You have such a knack for getting right to the heart of the episode!
Katy
Yes, I agree!
When we start the meanest, maybe she can have the top spot there! ¿Si?
I really had much higher hopes for the shaggy one. I still believe that the loyalty of his friends and the undying love of his daughter made him worthy of redemption. I still think that he is one of the most tragic TN characters ever.
Here's a sad toast with a shot of George Dickel No. 12 to our favorite flawed character.
Carlos
About the phenomenon of PALOMA-BLURT:
Maybe we're too hard on Paloma. She is just a poor little exploited plot device, barely earning minimum wage, who makes sure that secrets of the medical confessional (as well as some secrets of the medical confessor himself) come to light.
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This is sidebar material!
NovelaMaven - I noticed Carmina's comical facial expressions during that AlphaBitch confrontation.
BlueLass - I'm heading towards the Braulio table right now.
It might be easier to compile a list of the AdP characters who are NOT stoopid:
- All the horses
- Lucio
- Braulio (not his fault he was duped by Tonia)
- Quique
(Lolita is not on the 'Not Stoopid' list because she married Horacio, in spite of having no knowledge of his family or background or history.)
NM, there will certainly be double entries between the meanie scale and the stupid scale! We'll need a computer program before it is all over!
Fer Colunga and Blanca Soto are doing a comic novela (La Fea style) in Mex.
they are being interviewed in Gordo y Flaca). I wonder if they will have to put Fer in platform shoes to be taller than her, or make her wear flats...
i dont see any sparks when they stand side by side, but its too early to tell.
So is this really supposed to be the "luke" of the moment? eeew.
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