Capítulo 23
While Camila is still trying to find daylight at the end of the tunnel of love, Viviana and Isadora show us once again that behind every wimpy, impotent man there’s an uber-domineering mother; and behind every self-respecting woman’s decision to stand up for herself [darse lugar], there’s an unthinking hunk of a male whose mouth moves faster than his brain, and whose maw is large enough to accommodate a size 13 foot. (Rafa, honey, call your office!)
Lo Del Nuevo
Rafael goes on a fact-finding investigation, pretending that he and his mama are interested in buying Rancho La Malquerida. He flashes that brilliant smile with those sparklingly gorgeous brown eyes at the helpless, young county clerk who then tells him—in strictest confidence--that there is a very wealthy entrepreneur, whose trade in stock is tourist developments and who wants to buy this property in order to convert it into an important vacation/tourist development. Rafa’s little expedition is cut short when he gets a call from Viviana supposedly telling to come quickly because a calf is about to be born, and they’re going to watch while Camila works her veterinarian magic.
At the M.Q., Augustina watches Isadora and Alonso perambulating into the living room together. Gussie’s curious as to why Al’s out of the hospital so soon. Poor, abandoned Al takes the opportunity to plead his case and whines that since Cami didn’t want to come see him, he’s back to be “at her side”, feeling that his first priority is his wife. Gussie tells them she isn’t so sure her daughter will want anything to do with him, but she’s tending to her animals in the stables right now in any case and doesn’t have time. Doesn’t matter, says the forlorn Lonso. He’s going to find her-r-r-r and force her-r-r-r to face hi-i-i-i-m! NO, objects the devoted MamaDora, as she shoves Sonny Boy back down onto the couch. (Sorry, but the more I see of Flavio Medina playing the supposed son of lovely Leticia Calderon, the more I feel the actor should have gotten a face peel before filming, or make-up should have given Leti a few more wrinkles and a little fake streak of gray hair! It’s like Benjamin Buttons, the early years!) Mama declares that she’ll find and fetch Cam, then races out the door on her quest. Gussie stares indignantly at her loathsome loser of a son-in-law as he begins chewing what remains of his claws. He peeks up through the corner of his squinty little eyes at her, flinching and scowling under her accusatory gaze, and waits for MamaDora to procure “his” cold-hearted and cruel Camila for a suitable scolding.
Outside in the driveway, Padre Baldedero gives Daniel a verbal thrashing for lying to him about living out on the street when really he was staying at Sra. Amanda’s B&B. Dan’s excuse is that he feared being discovered and didn’t have any idea that Amanda was his mother’s friend until the padre told him so. Ok, says Baldo, then why did Dan refuse a perfectly good and safe position in town to work there at this ranch? Dan replies that there’s no better place to get to the bottom of things than by being in the middle of a den of thieves [boca del lobo=in the lion’s mouth/den]. He’s going to make things right and get justice, like he told him before--or die trying. Padre insists it’s too dangerous. Dan says he’s got nothing to lose and a lot to gain if he does. It’s suddenly clear to Padre why Dan wanted a letter of recommendation from him—to get on here and be protected!! Yep, nods Dan. FYI, Padre needs to remember to call him Andres around there! Fine. Padre says he’s got a letter from his daddy for him that would have done the same, and he was about to give it to him, but he wanted to assure himself about the facts first. (Padre’s intentions are good, but even a snail sprints faster than this old dude!)
MamaDora now walks into the cow pens and finds Cami tending to her sick cow who’s having a problem with labor. Isa tries shaming Cam into rushing back with her to her hubby’s side. “--Why, he couldn’t bear to stay another day in the hospital without you!” (Aw, tell her to pitch that load of manure over the fence into the bull pens with the rest of the dung!) Cam bites her tongue and tries explaining she needs to finish up there, but will be in immediately after, implying (as all Viewerville and anybody with half a brain can see) that ailing Al couldn’t be that lonesome, what with his mama and Gussie there to keep waiting on him hand and foot! “—I can’t believe that this cow is more important than your husband!!! What a lack of humanity you’re showing!” (The cows, of course, are the geese, to mix my metaphors, laying the golden eggs…er…bulls here, lady! They’re the very things that allow Lonnie Boy and you to sponge off los Monterde—and, I bet you pesos to pine nuts that Vivi was ready to tell old abhor-rible Dora exactly that if she’d gotten half a chance!)
Cam, still cool under fire, hurriedly spells it out for MamaDora: it was Alonso’s decision to leave the hospital against the doctor’s orders, so please don’t come telling her how to act or not concerning her husband. Isa riles and pulls rank on her DIL, reminding Cam to mind her tone. Cam apologizes and politely repeats that she should not interfere with her and her husband’s personal business, and assures her that she’ll be in once she’s finished with the important duties there! Isa sniffs and storms off (undoubtedly not used to being contradicted in both word and deed), griping the whole way out about how Camila’s attitude is “inconcebible [inconceivable/ unbelievable]”!! Viv gives Cam kudos for standing her ground. Cam takes heart and gets back to birthing [alumbrar] her bulls.
Inside the hacienda again, Gussie brings her lonesome (loathsome) SIL some broth. He begs her to convince Cami that he only did what he did to avoid more aggravation and frustration for her. It was an “experiment” you see, to check whether his “problem” had solved itself. Gussie replies that times have changed and women stick up for themselves nowadays; they don’t feel they have to put up with this kind of humiliation, aka, ridiculous male chauvinist crap. In walks the irritated and irksome Isadora, complaining that Camila was more interested in some “stinking [apestosa] old cow” than her indisposed, doting and adoring hubby, Al. Hearing that, Lonnie races out of his bed and rushes angrily down to the cow pens to give Cam a piece of his mind--which, in light of the circumstances in which he was found, makes Viewerville wonder if there was another blocked artery, one depriving oxygenated blood to his brain!!
The co-madres race out after loping Alonso, trying to stop him from another boneheaded and deadly mishap. Loping Lon rushes past D’Andres and the Padre in the driveway, but Gussie orders D’Andres to chase after him. Padre mentions he was there to check on Al’s health; Gussie asks him how he knew about Alonso. Somebody in town told him. Gussie and Isadora are horrified to realize that apparently the whole town now knows about the damnable droop in Alonso’s drawers.
Luzma, meanwhile, arrives home and lies to Leoncio and her mama about her suspension. Instead she tells them that due to “a teachers’ meeting,” school’s out for the next couple of days. Tío Leo tells her she’s got chores to do, helping her mother if she’s off school, and he wants no buts about it! He’s not about to allow her to “laze around the place [andar de vaga]” while her mama’s got work to do. (Ok. Even a broken clock, as they say, is right twice a day.)
Viv and D’Andres watch the fireworks ringside when Lon eventually shows up at the cow pens and immediately starts carping about his having to walk all the way down there just to talk with her because she’d rather attend to some cow than hi-i-i-i-m! (Sorry, Numb-nuts, but word up: the sad truth is that this cow’s carcass, alive or dead, is worth oodles more than yours!) Cami, despite all, tries politely suggesting that he return to the house, promising that she’ll attend to him when she’s finished with the cow. However, that won’t do for the perverse little putz! “—No! We’re going back to the house together! (Is that a foot stomp I see?) Your priority as my wife is me!” Cam says yep, she gets it, and he’s right. A wife’s duty is to attend to her husband; but since they never had that kind of relationship, they are an incompatible husband and wife and she wants a divorce! (Nice way to turn the tables, toots! High fives start hittin’ all over Viewerville.) Cara de I can’t believe-she-shoved-it-back-in-my-face-and-pulled-a-proverbial-fast-one-on-me de Loathsome Lon.
Back inside the main house, Dionisio arrives and greets the gang. He gives a special swak to his mark, aka, the ever-gushing and most gullible Gussie, as Viewerville pauses for a communal gag before turning its attention back to the screen. Gussie introduces Padre B to Dio, “her novio”. The padre takes note and then his leave.
Back by the cow pens, Lon is pissed as hell. “—It’s a bit personal a topic to discuss in front of this worthless trash [gentuza= low-class scum of humanity, white trash, rabble] don’t you think?” Yep, agrees Cam. “--So go back inside and I’ll come by in a bit to discuss it with you after I’m done. I am busy right now.” He starts grabbing at his chest and bitching about his condition. Cam warns him not to try that emotional blackmail crap on her. She hasn’t got time for it! He heads back towards the main house, eventually screaming at D’Andres to stop following him around already! Rafa shows up at that point and asks what’s going on. Dan explains that Cami just asked her hubby for a divorce in front of gawd and everyone. Rafa’s excited as hell. Cami’s not going to forgive the rat bastard after all! Now’s his chance! Don’t get so excited, says D’Andres. “--She needs that wimp around to do her dirty work for her!” Rafa, all smiles, insists that Dan’s just so wrong about her.
Vivi tells Cam she did the right thing and to hang in there and stand her ground. No guilty feelings, because Cami married a guy who became a stranger to her. No, says Cam, he was a stranger from the beginning. (I’d say the operative word here is “strange” rather than “stranger”.) Viv adds that she shouldn’t doubt her motives or her actions. She knows, because she felt uncertain and doubted the same way Cami is now. “--Divorce is a frightening thing and so is the loneliness that comes with it.” Cam sobs tears of frustration and relief, admitting she feels alone half the time as it is. Viv continues to encourage her to buck up, since after all she’s an intelligent, educated, attractive, self-sufficient gal who should never lose sight of that! She even has herself a ranch! Cam stops her there and explains that the ranch really isn’t hers and how her uncle left it all to his illegitimate son. More tears on Viv’s shoulder.
At the same time, Rafa finishes telling Daniel that the M.Q. is being sold but, that he’s sure Camila doesn’t know it. Dan argues that she has to know it because she ordered the appraisal herself. Rafa explains that she loves the land and the animals too much to sell them, so it wouldn’t make sense. (Anybody else think Dan’s too linear in his thinking?) Dan doesn’t buy it, so Rafa agrees to disagree and says that’s why they’re going to continue their fact-finding mission and get to the truth!
Cami continues explaining the odd circumstances and events concerning this fugitive cousin, Daniel Diaz Acosta, to Viv and explains that nobody knows who he is, or even what he looks like, since nobody’s ever met him.
In the meantime, across the way at the Buenaventura, Big Bro Mariano returns home. In rushes Pablo and demands to know if Eliana erased the message from Luzma the night before. Eliana lies, saying no, of course not, but once the two brothers are out of the room she allows herself a malevolent and victorious smile as hisses are now heard in living rooms throughout Viewerville.
Back at the M.Q., Dionisio gets on Al’s case about the pending disaster now that his divorce is imminent. He warns Al that if Camila kicks his scrawny ass to the curb, that he’ll take this loser’s place as lover in charge. Lonnie argues that Dio can’t do that since the woman he’s talking about is his wife! Dio lets out with a belly laugh and a half. “—Je-je! She’s what??” Scowling Al doesn’t see the irony in his poorly chosen words. You might want it that way, lecturers Dio, but seems to me that we’re all very aware that that never happened and I’ll be damned if I’ll lose the huge investment I've made in this project so far! Al doesn’t see it that way. Naw, Camila wouldn’t give him a second look. Dio scoffs. “--You wanna bet??” Dio spells it out in no uncertain terms. Unlike a loser like Alonso, he actually knows how to woo a woman, to keep her happy and contented, and most of all…sssssatisfied! Al sneers back that Camila would never go for it, especially after Dio’s dating Cam’s mama. Dio scoffs. “--We’ll see about that, now won’t we?”
At los Alberrán, Eliana eavesdrops against a closed study door as Mariano assures Pablo that he’s not as closed-minded as their parents when it comes to somebody’s background or financial status. If little brother and Luzma love each other then that’s all that counts. Pablo can count on his support he assures him and then persuades him to go after his gal and fight to win her back.
At the same time, Camila tells Rafa and Viv that while she’s waiting for the calf to start down the birth canal, she’s going to take the break to discuss things with Alonso.
Luzma finds out from D’Andres, meantime, that there was a message left from Pablo on Camila’s answering machine after all. D’Andres finds out that Cami’s been acting as a go-between of sorts because Luzma and her boyfriend must hide their relationship from everyone. That’s why she was outside the night he defended her from Terrible Tío Leo, but he never showed and blah, blah, blah….. D’Andres fights a major eye-roll and sends her off to work things out with her “ex-non-ex-or-whatever”.
Dio runs into Cam inside the main house and tells her in his most ingratiating and sycophantic way that he doesn’t agree with Al’s behavior and he’s on her side unconditionally. So, if she needs anything from him he’ll be there, yes he will, cuz she’s got a friend...for whatever else….uh-hem…she needs. Cam says thanks and blows if off.
Dora and Gussie meanwhile, chat over coffee. ViboraDora tells Gussie that she should take it slow with Dio, since nobody knows that much about him and his friendship/association with Alonso is a rather recent thing. “--Could be he’s a man that runs from commitment, don’t you think? After all, strange that he’s never once been married.” Gussie says they’re giving it a try for a while, but she feels his intentions are totally honorable. Dora advises her that, even so, she shouldn’t get her hopes up or “confuse infatuation [enamoramiento] with the fear of loneliness.”
Upstairs, Cam comes in for a chat about bailing from Ailing Al. He apologizes profusely and races on about how he was only trying to rescue their relationship and to test out the situation without hurting her in order to avoid the same hurtful arguments they’ve had. She brings up the therapist again and asks why he’s not been seeing one as he promised he would. Al says something about using a pill instead for a shortcut cure-all which of course, he sees now was stooopid… and the rest is history. He mentions that he feels castrated around her. She is tired of hearing that old saw again, she says, and figures it’s all the more reason to end their farce of a marriage right now, amiably as he promised when she gave him a second chance.
Meanwhile, D’Andres and Rafa are discussing Cam’s husband and the pending divorce. Rafa makes the mistake of calling him Daniel just as Vivi walks up to them. She overhears and asks why he just called Andres ‘Daniel’ ? “—What’s going on here? Where do you two know each other from anyway?”
Back up in their bedroom again, the sniveling Alonso gets on his knees and pathetically begs Cam not to divorce him. She tries to get him to stand up. He blubbers some more and tells her he can’t possibly live without her, that he truly loves her. She’s his life! (Pardon me while I fight the indigestion reliving this scene is giving me.) She calmly reasons with him that it’s no good tying oneself to something that isn’t working, and then reminds him that he promised they’d divorce on good terms if it ever came to that. He denies it and finally refuses outright to give her a divorce. (Ok. Annulment, it is then?!) She stares him down and calmly walks out of the room, almost as if she’s backing away from a skittish and dangerous wild animal to avoid it charging at her.
Outside once more, Rafa and Dan try lying their way out of the dung pile they’ve stepped in. Rafa lies, saying they only met there through the interviews he did with the staff; D’Andres says Rafa simply made a mistake cuz he meant to call him Andres. She screams at them to stop treating her like a dumb female cuz if there’s one thing she can’t stand it’s for men to do that to her!! Rafa starts to give in and tells D’Andres that she can be trusted [de fiar]. Dan tries walking off and leaving them to sort it out. Viv gets in his face, tho’, and warns him to tell her the truth or she won’t be responsible for what comes next! Rafa tells Dan that she won’t stop till she gets what she wants from them. Dan still tries pretending he’s just an ignorant peon, but she threatens to tell Cam that she heard Rafa call him Daniel. D’Andres says he doubts she’ll care. Viv gets in his face. “--Oh no? Well, she just happens to be waiting for a guy named Daniel who is her cousin and who’s the sole heir of the ranch. So, would you happen to be that Daniel she’s waiting for?”
Rafa gets upset that Viv never told her anything about it. “--Could be that’s because Camila just finished telling me! Nobody knows anything about him; but he’s a fugitive from justice and that he’s the true owner of this hacienda.” Dan starts to walk off but Viv stops him in his tracks. “—You are that person, aren’t you? You are Daniel Diaz Acosta, her cousin and the sole heir to La Malquerida!”
In town, Padre B stops in at Lic. Osvaldo Becerra’s legal office to tell him that he has not only met Dionisio Ferrer, but he’s now officially dating Agustina.
At the same time, Dan tries to squirm out of it one last time. He wouldn’t be there working as a cowboy or a chauffeur, he explains, if he were some heir-apparent to a ranch! Sure he would, says Viv, if he were hiding from the law! “--What a coinkydink that you’re not from around here; that you have a Chilean accent, not to mention that you seem totally unsuited as a cowboy and are well-educated, too educated to be accepting the pittance of a salary a cowboy makes! So tell me what’s going on here already or I’ll go tell Camila and she can sort it out!” Rafa grabs Viv’s arm and pleads with Daniel to let her in on it. He refuses. “—She’s Camila’s friend!” Rafa insists she can be trusted and to just tell her the truth already! Dan backs off then and admits sarcastically that he really has no choice at this point. He asks her to be as trustworthy as Rafael claims she is. “--What I have to tell you is rather sensitive, too sensitive, to tell you out here.” Vivi agrees and offers to have them come to her place that evening to give their side of it with her. She won’t tell Cam anything for now, she says, but warns them that her loyalty is totally to Camila.
In town at Lic. Becerra’s again, Baldo tells Osvaldo that he doesn’t trust this Dionisio Ferrer character as far as he can throw him [me da mala espina], and he especially doesn’t like him involving himself at the ranch, considering his past history with Don Daniel. They agree Dio’s probably going to try taking advantage of Camila and Agustina’s “fragile state of mind” in order to get his hands on the ranch. Padre B encourages him to fight for her if he truly cares for her. “--Don’t let this other guy steal her away!”
Rafa and Viv, now, fight over his keeping secrets from her with all that money involved. She says she feels used. Rafa defends Daniel and his intentions, but can’t go into why because Cami comes back at that point. The sick cow is about to deliver her calf now so the group race over to the pens.
In the meantime, MamaDora stops by to chat with Sonnie to find out what happened with them. He tells her that Camila is determined to get that divorce and admits that he is in love with her; that he loves her more than life itself. There’s no way he can allow Dio to take her away from him. Dora is dumbfounded. What’s he mean? Al explains how the guy threatened to go after Cam if she divorces him. Al comments that it was Dio who approached him about becoming business partners and in the end who really wants control of the ranch. He can’t stand the guy any longer, he says. Dio’s gotten so ambitious that he’d do anything to get what he wants! No problem, says Mama. If they play their cards right, if anything goes wrong, the only one to blame will be Dio. They’ll come out of it all smelling like a rose. For that reason, warns Mama, Al has to remain cool headed and free of any emotion. Love can’t be a part of this equation.
D’Andres is now at the cow pens to help with the birth of the calf. Cami delivers the calf, a bull, but the mother dies. It’s obvious that Cami has done everything humanly possible to save the animal and feels really bad about the whole thing. She leaves the group to clear her head. Rafa looks over at Dan and asks him to recognize that “any woman who would feel that badly over the death of an animal wouldn’t be able to harm a human being.” Dan remains skeptical. “—Yeah, well people are capable of anything for money, and there’s lots of money here!” Rafa is disgusted and simply reminds him they’ll see each other that night at Viv’s.
Inside the main house again, Gussie tells Piedad how happy she is with her new romance; that she figures she’s being compensated for so many years alone. Just then she takes a call from Lic. Becerra. He makes a date with her for early morning coffee to discuss some important information he’s just recently discovered.
Across town from Becerra’s office, Dio takes a call from El Trench saying he’ll have the death certificate in his hands the next morning.
Dio smiles triumphantly and says to himself that finally he will have possession of both the ranch and of Camila Monterde!!
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