Friday, December 21, 2012
Amores Verdaderos #30 Thu 12/20/12 The little painter that could float… Mother-GooseEggs still unbearably jealous, Dances is locked up, Robo-Hunk sees the world go round and round
* Big Angel with Hugs is hugging Little painter that didn’t know she COULD float in the water as he teaches her to float in the water at her house pool. She is freaking out and several times makes him almost drown… but he always recovers in time to save her from drowning herself… Dances with Sunglasses sees from the window and wonders ‘what in the hayride is going on here?!?’ … Little orchid solecito also sees them and concludes her mother is right in her jealous rages after all. Handy-Sina comes out a while later, after little painter realizes she COULD float in water, and little painter tells her how good a swim teacher Big Angel with Hugs turned out to be… Of course Little painter and Handy-Sina leave and Little orchid solecito comes to pool side and confronts her dad in what she interpreted happened in the pool… (nothing we have not seen before in this novella and thousands others)… he says have enough with your mom’s rages. You don’t know what I go through here, that I can’t wait for the weekend to be with you and jealous mother goose…(wasn’t there a rock song in 80’s ‘everybody’s waiting for the weekend’?) Little orchid apologizes and swears she won’t tell mother goose… Dances with sunglasses without sunglasses admires Arriaga’s ability to woo the Senora, ‘or is it the Senora who is getting enthused with Arriaga? We will have to find out’...
* Cristina, a.k.a. mother goose, is busy socializing with Pau-Whiner, admiring her piano playing skills (?)… Pau-Whiner admits she does not socialize much at all… Mother goose, still babbling admiration, opens the door and is face to face with her sperm donor…
* Little painter goes to her studio, is babbling about her new swim teacher with Handy-Sina, she trusts him so much she can’t get over herself. Smiles ear to ear. Handy-Sina reminds Little painter that Odette Longoria, a.k.a. the wicked witch of the west … is still waiting on phone. Little painter refuses to answer the call, Handy-Sina hangs up on WWOW off with some silly excuse as to why LP can’t come to phone.
* Sperm donor tells Pau-Whiner how nice Mother goose is… Pau-Whiner is irate, she wants to know if he likes MG so much, why didn’t he tell her he and Pau-Whiner have been an item for 20 yrs. (Does this woman know of any other way to talk to SD than to change his mood from totally happy to totally annoyed?) he says because she is Big Angel with Hugs’ wife, Little painter’s bodyguard, and don’t want that to get to little painter’s ears who you really are. Pau-Whiner argues that is just excuse no. 543 of why he won’t recognize Pau-Whiner in front of Little Painter et al. SD says that was the deal from the get go. There were no promises from me. It is as it is. Pau-Whiner whines she is so lonely and she can’t share anything of her life with the man she loves, her feelings, her troubles,… she is tired of living a fake life.
SD asks… ok, what is this REALLY all about? You should take a tranquilizer… Pau-Whiner shouts that it is over, she wants to live ALONE!!!... alone? Replies SD, you want me to leave my own place?... yeah, that is what I said! (of course she gets even more upset when he quietly walks out the door, she walks to her bookcase and gets a picture, apparently of Guzmancito at about 13 yrs old, yeah its him)… she hugs the picture ‘my son!..’
* At some disco somewhere, jumping Nicky is trying to get some reaction from Guzmancito…to no avail. He claims he is fine. She says if that is fine, I wonder how is it when you are tense/stressed. Nicky’s friends arrive, notices she is with her ‘guero’ bodyguard, even though he looks stiff… They join Nicky, she says she is having fun with ‘Robocop’ (ok I will take that nick for today, well, how about Robo-Hunk). They laugh when he insists he only will drink water. Ok, orange juice.. (ouch, that is an easy beverage they can ‘kick up a notch’ with alcohol, and so they do… they even tell Nicky she will see an ‘guzmancito de impacto’, a shocking Guzmancito)
* At the arriaga(leased) guest house, Bea is thanking her good fortune she has a job thanks to Little painter. Mother goose tells her she is trying to play matchmaker with Sperm Donor and Pau-Whiner. (Bea walks away, I haven’t watched last week so not sure if Bea knows who Pau-Whiner’s new potential match is really).
* Mother goose follows Bea to living room, tells MG the truth, my mom is alive, but for Robo-Hunk, it is as if she were dead, she abandoned us to go with a lover, it was very painful. I forgave her, but Robo-Hunk never did, and never will.
* Back at karaoke club, Nicky sings some song that says ‘I want you to leave…’ while Robo-Hunk begins to see the whole world go round and round around him… how many Nickys do you see, Robo-Hunk?
* In her painting studio, Little painter has made lots of progress with her painting… Handy-Sina asks how is it going with the picture of the Latin Bruce Lee? .. almost done, … Handy-Sina leaves her alone again to get inspiration. Little painter gets a phone call, it is Nicky from the club… She puts her mom at ease saying Robo-Hunk is there with her. Then she insists to her friends that Robo-Hunk does not turn her on… her friends are not in agreement. She insists she would never look twice to anyone like him, but she does not like it when a girl is slurping on his cheek since he can’t really do anything but laugh it off. She gets annoyed and goes to dance, but is still not liking it when one of her friends is dancing with Robo-Hunk…
* Big Angel with Hugs is at the apartment having merienda with family, Bea and son. They are telling Pepito jokes at table. Little orchid takes him to bed, she will tell him a story she was told when she was a kid.
* Big angel asks Bea how she is treated here. Very good. Bea tells Big Angel that she got a job at Meta Imagen as personal assistant of (?) Angel asks how did you end up there? Mother goose admits she was heading there to apologize for the last jealous scene she caused. Big Angel is fine with it. Tells Bea go ahead and take the job, I will talk to Robo-Hunk so that he won’t be angry about it.
* Sperm Donor is with Little painter at the house, TestosHubby arrives, he has no problem with SD staying. They bring up the police investigation of the last kidnapping...they all get very excited about facing the guy that was caught. Little painter wants to insult him face to face. TestosHubby wants to know how they are doing to get to the intellectual authors of the crimes. SD says they are working on it.
* Dances with S enters the painting studio… Walks around, sees the covered painting and uncovers it. Is intrigued and observes it for a good while.
* GamblerDad shows up at Paula-Whiner’s house. She argues with him about showing up whenever he wants but she has a hard time connecting to her children… She begs GD to talk to their children on her behalf. He gets angry. How come our children believe me more, me who am nothing more than an irresponsible gambler than in you, who are… your guilt complex must be very heavy… You gave it all up for nothing! (She won’t hear any more truth sermons.) He feels pity for her, but he admits they both are responsible for their current fate.
* Back at the karaoke disco, some guy named Oscar approaches Nicky-tweety. She asks about Robo-Hunk and calls him a ‘gorila de quinta’ (no good ape). She walks away to look for him, finds him kissing off with her friend Nab-ila and doesn’t like the movie one bit.
* In the kitchen, Jean Marie and Polita are having the blues… Handy-Sina wonders what is up with them. Little painter comes over and tells her Sperm Donor is coming to stay, seems he broke up with his boo… Handy-Sina is surprised that they broke off after 20 yrs… that is a bad omen.
* Back at disco, Nicky is talking to her friends about the jerk Robo-Hunk. She whispers through teeth that she hates him and leaves in a huff. Her friends conclude she either does not like him or she is head over heels for him.
* Back in painting studio, Dances concludes Little painter likes her bodyguard. This is very juicy gossip… VERY valuable. I have to see how I can benefit from it. At that moment Little painter arrives to room and Dances hides. She notices the painting is uncovered and thinks she herself left it uncovered. She whispers with a smile ‘the paint artist will decide when the world will see her work’. She locks the room behind her… Dances breathes relief.. ‘that was close’. Then realizes he is locked in… (rats! Now how do I get outahere?)
* Ken-Drat is taking a bath, thinking aloud that with the rescue of Nicky, she has TestosHubby eating out of her hand, it is just a matter of time before she is his Goddess… for now I am getting VERY well paid … ay Kendra, you are genius!!’ But I don’t need Dances anymore… from now on I will not roll again with him. Espanto calls her cell. She gets mad. He blames Jonas (the young thug) for the spoiled kidnapping. She won’t buy any, but he has been caught, is at pol station and is getting offered tons of moolah to reveal who hired him. Ken-Drat warns him he can’t mention her, or he will die, you worm. He tells her along with the money he was offered a good lawyer to minimize the sentence. She swears they can improve on the offer he got. He says you better, or I will sing like a canary. Then hangs up on her. Next call on her cell is Dances. She needs to talk to him ASAP. HE says shut up, my issue is even MORE ASAP… she asks ‘you need me to do WHAT??!!?’
* Back at Arriaga leased apt, another family gathering at the table… (when was the last time the Balvanera family had a dinner like that?) Little Orchid brings up a joke about a drowning… (seems she wants to bring up the little painter/Big Angel scene at the pool as a funny story)… Big Angel tells Mother Goose that Little painter does not know how to swim. Little orchid ads that when little painter was a kid, she almost drowned. Big Angel saved Little painter from drowning, he had to grab her by waist from below so she would come up to surface… No matter how funny they made it sound, Mother Goose is mad as heck… she was in a swimsuit, right? No, she had a full Marie Antoinette outfit, which helped her float (eh… more like drown)… Mother Goose is angry as heck and comments with sarcasm ‘now I realize how DANGEROUS your job is!!’ Big Angel tries to soften the moment up… he is sad that every time he gets to come home, she brings a jealousy rage scene. Don’t be silly childish. No, the childish one is you!, who can’t help but carry your ‘Senora’ in and out of the water!
* Back at disco, poor Robo-Hunk is still wavering with everything and everyone around him going round and round. This Oscar guy takes Nicky right out of his hands and takes her away. Robo-Hunk finally succumbs totally to his intoxication.
Previews: Dances and Ken-Drat comment that they have to let TestosHubby find out about Little painter’s infatuation with Big Angel with Hugs.
Mother Goose whines/begs God please no! please no!
Dances asks TestosHubby, you have never gone in your wife’s paint study, have you? No. If I were you I would go in there and find out what it is she does in private.
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Marta- great wonderful recap. Loved your names for everyone. I think Guzmancito was drugged. That girl slipped something into his drink. She has been wanting to "snuggle" with him since she met him. Poor guy now looks like an idiot. He should have gotten the drink himself.
Chrissie is getting worse with the jealousy. I think any woman near the Angel would set her off. Wait until she finds out Ms Vikki is her sister, that will really make her blow.
Had to laugh when Chrissie opened the door and there was Anibal. But Paula and the I want to be alone, Anibal only wants her for one thing and that's it. I think her plotting and planning is going to be the end of them.
I am glad that Lili talked to her Dad, but unfortuately told Chrissie in a round about way. She was not amused.
Felipe really tells it like it is, it surprised me that he included his own faults. Amazing.
Oh, that song you were talking about is Everybody's Working for the Weekend by LoverBoy. My favorite of their songs was Turn Me Loose, which The Angel will be singing unless Chrissie Changes her ways.
Don't like the avances where Salsero is trying to get Nell-son to go in Ms Vikki's private room. I hope Nell-son doesn't go in there.
Chrissie is getting worse with the jealousy. I think any woman near the Angel would set her off. Wait until she finds out Ms Vikki is her sister, that will really make her blow.
Had to laugh when Chrissie opened the door and there was Anibal. But Paula and the I want to be alone, Anibal only wants her for one thing and that's it. I think her plotting and planning is going to be the end of them.
I am glad that Lili talked to her Dad, but unfortuately told Chrissie in a round about way. She was not amused.
Felipe really tells it like it is, it surprised me that he included his own faults. Amazing.
Oh, that song you were talking about is Everybody's Working for the Weekend by LoverBoy. My favorite of their songs was Turn Me Loose, which The Angel will be singing unless Chrissie Changes her ways.
Don't like the avances where Salsero is trying to get Nell-son to go in Ms Vikki's private room. I hope Nell-son doesn't go in there.
Marta - Hilarious from top to bottom. Loved all the names, especially "Pau-Whiner."
Lili and Big Angel must be nuts if they thought Cris would just laugh about his escapade with Miss Vickie in a swimming pool. I'm wondering if deep down Lili brought it up because she's got doubts now herself about Miss Vickie.
Cris's jealousy has been only Vickie specific. Beatriz is an attractive woman soon to be free of her husband, living with them, and working at Meta Imagen where Angel will be. Cris has no problem with that.
I don't know how ruffies work, but it seems Guzmancito was sipping the juice slow enough to realize it was spiked.
Can't feel the least bit sorry for Nikki seeing Guzmancito mack on her friend, not after the way she treated Lili.
Salsero locked in Miss Vickie's art studio - what a hoot.
Vickie said to herself that she wouldn't reveal her latest masterpiece till it's ready. Sounds like she won't get what all hulabaloo is about it.
Lili and Big Angel must be nuts if they thought Cris would just laugh about his escapade with Miss Vickie in a swimming pool. I'm wondering if deep down Lili brought it up because she's got doubts now herself about Miss Vickie.
Cris's jealousy has been only Vickie specific. Beatriz is an attractive woman soon to be free of her husband, living with them, and working at Meta Imagen where Angel will be. Cris has no problem with that.
I don't know how ruffies work, but it seems Guzmancito was sipping the juice slow enough to realize it was spiked.
Can't feel the least bit sorry for Nikki seeing Guzmancito mack on her friend, not after the way she treated Lili.
Salsero locked in Miss Vickie's art studio - what a hoot.
Vickie said to herself that she wouldn't reveal her latest masterpiece till it's ready. Sounds like she won't get what all hulabaloo is about it.
Is anyone getting tired of seeing the repetitive commercials? There are only about 40 minutes of the actual TN, the rest of the hour is filled up with commercials. My least favorite: That guy whispering "Dalay" and Carmen Salinas for Bon Balm.
GoBlueFan from OH- I think it equates out to maybe 45 minutes of TN and the rest commercials. We get the same ones plus all the Gennoma Labs ones lol.
Neice in MD Ruffies work kinda slowly in a way from what I've seen on Law and Order. The way Guzmancito was seeing the double vision it didn't start to kick in until he was finished with his drink. I saw that girlfriend of Nikki's put something in his drink. He would never have been macking on the friend of Nikki's if he was sober, or even had one drink, I don't think.
Marta- I don't know either if Bea knows who Anibal is. I don't think she ever met her Mama's amante. She just knows she has one. I guess we'll have to wait and see if she recognizes Anibal somewhere along the line. Guzmancito definitely doesn't know that Mama's amante is Anibal.
SuperMarta---That name rings true. Great title--Robo-Hunk sees the world go round and round. LOL Your recap was super. It took me a few minutes to figure out all of the titles but when I finally got them---I loved them all. Little Orchid-so sweet, Pau-whiner-so true, Robo-Hunk, true, Little Painter, and Sperm Doner had me laughing.
Gobluefan from OH---Commercials have never really bothered me. Actually I like many of them but I agree that on some broadcasts there seems to be a lot. I have never thought that there were too many during novelas though.
Niecie in MD---Beatriz is an attractive women?---She's more than attractive, she's gorgeous. Even in "La Que No Podia Amar" when Susana Gonzalez wore ranch girl outfits, she was stunningly gorgeous--OMG!!!
the gringo
Gobluefan from OH---Commercials have never really bothered me. Actually I like many of them but I agree that on some broadcasts there seems to be a lot. I have never thought that there were too many during novelas though.
Niecie in MD---Beatriz is an attractive women?---She's more than attractive, she's gorgeous. Even in "La Que No Podia Amar" when Susana Gonzalez wore ranch girl outfits, she was stunningly gorgeous--OMG!!!
the gringo
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: Friday, December 21, 2012 at 1:47:00 PM EST
: Friday, December 21, 2012 at 1:47:00 PM EST
What a fun recap Mads! Thank you.
Here is some more info on ruffies. Poor Guzman!
Rohypnol is the brand name of a sleeping pill prescribed for insomnia in Mexico, South America, Europe and Asia. It has NOT been approved for use by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration in the United States. Rohypnol is tasteless and odorless, and it dissolves easily in carbonated beverages. The effects are fairly long-acting. The drug’s effects begin within 20 minutes, peak within 2 hours, and may persist for up to 8 hours or more, depending upon the dosage. A single dose of Rohypnol, as small as 1 mg., can produce effects for 8-12 hours after ingestion. Rohypnol can impair judgment and motor skills and cause memory loss or blackouts (lasting 8 to 24 hours after ingestion). Loss of inhibition can also occur. A person under the influence of Rohypnol can appear to be drunk, display no coordination, bloodshot eyes and slurred speech. Other adverse effects include visual disturbances, drowsiness, confusion, decreased blood pressure, memory impairment, gastrointestinal disturbances and urinary retention. When mixed with alcohol, Rohypnol may cause respiratory depression, aspiration or even death. The drug can cause profound "anterograde amnesia"; that is, individuals may not remember events they experienced while under the effects of the drug. This may be why one of the street names for Rohypnol is "the forget-me pill." It is typically called “ruffies” or the “date rape drug.”
Here is some more info on ruffies. Poor Guzman!
Rohypnol is the brand name of a sleeping pill prescribed for insomnia in Mexico, South America, Europe and Asia. It has NOT been approved for use by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration in the United States. Rohypnol is tasteless and odorless, and it dissolves easily in carbonated beverages. The effects are fairly long-acting. The drug’s effects begin within 20 minutes, peak within 2 hours, and may persist for up to 8 hours or more, depending upon the dosage. A single dose of Rohypnol, as small as 1 mg., can produce effects for 8-12 hours after ingestion. Rohypnol can impair judgment and motor skills and cause memory loss or blackouts (lasting 8 to 24 hours after ingestion). Loss of inhibition can also occur. A person under the influence of Rohypnol can appear to be drunk, display no coordination, bloodshot eyes and slurred speech. Other adverse effects include visual disturbances, drowsiness, confusion, decreased blood pressure, memory impairment, gastrointestinal disturbances and urinary retention. When mixed with alcohol, Rohypnol may cause respiratory depression, aspiration or even death. The drug can cause profound "anterograde amnesia"; that is, individuals may not remember events they experienced while under the effects of the drug. This may be why one of the street names for Rohypnol is "the forget-me pill." It is typically called “ruffies” or the “date rape drug.”
Vivi- thanks for the info on the ruffie. That makes alot of sense the with the reaction Frankie got. BTW this recap is Marta's wonderful one, not mine :)
Martaivett--You had me down in the aisles laughing at all the new names. They fit so well--Big Angel with Hugs! Robo-Hunk, Pau-Whiner, Mother Goose. I can't think of these folks with any other names now.
I'm still watching with only one eye, but it's stress relief compared to Amor Bravio. Too bad the hours aren't reversed. I need an extra cup of Te de Tila for my nerves after AB.
I couldn't believe Robo-Hunk didn't realize he'd been had when the world started spinning and he was seeing double. Can't wait to hear his excuses.
DWS locked in the Artist's Studio (if you can call it that), what a hoot. And he called Kendra to fix this? What about his own accomplice, Fur-Chest--that would have been more practical and reasonable. They already have secrets between them, this is only one more.
I'm still watching with only one eye, but it's stress relief compared to Amor Bravio. Too bad the hours aren't reversed. I need an extra cup of Te de Tila for my nerves after AB.
I couldn't believe Robo-Hunk didn't realize he'd been had when the world started spinning and he was seeing double. Can't wait to hear his excuses.
DWS locked in the Artist's Studio (if you can call it that), what a hoot. And he called Kendra to fix this? What about his own accomplice, Fur-Chest--that would have been more practical and reasonable. They already have secrets between them, this is only one more.
Niecie--I didn't mean to ditto your line...I hadn't read it yet. Hoot is a good, solid 'merican word!
What a hilarious recap of another pretty funny episode...love the names, Marta.
Anita, Fur-Chest seems a more reasonable person to call for help since Dances W and W/O Sunglasses knows Kendra is a screw-up and Fur-Chest is what, maybe 50 feet away. We shall see tonight, I think.
GinCA
Anita, Fur-Chest seems a more reasonable person to call for help since Dances W and W/O Sunglasses knows Kendra is a screw-up and Fur-Chest is what, maybe 50 feet away. We shall see tonight, I think.
GinCA
Permalink posted by : Friday, December 21, 2012 at 10:21:00 PM EST
: Friday, December 21, 2012 at 10:21:00 PM EST
Thank you for your fantastic work, Marta!
Your nicknames are phenomenal. Little painter, Handy-Sina, Little orchid solecito, Mother goose, Pau-Whiner (the best!), Odette Longoria, a.k.a. the wicked witch of the west (WWOW), Sperm Donor, Robo-Hunk, Testoshubby, GamblerDad, Ken-Drat...
And so many great lines:
"At some disco somewhere, jumping Nicky is trying to get some reaction from Guzmancito…to no avail."
"and confronts her dad in what she interpreted happened in the pool… (nothing we have not seen before in this novella and thousands others)"
"Mother goose, still babbling admiration, opens the door and is face to face with her sperm donor…"
"(Does this woman know of any other way to talk to SD than to change his mood from totally happy to totally annoyed?)"
"Pau-Whiner argues that is just excuse no. 543 of why he won’t recognize Pau-Whiner in front of Little Painter et al."
"She needs to talk to him ASAP. HE says shut up, my issue is even MORE ASAP"
"she was in a swimsuit, right? No, she had a full Marie Antoinnette outfit, which helped her float (eh… more like drown)"
Your nicknames are phenomenal. Little painter, Handy-Sina, Little orchid solecito, Mother goose, Pau-Whiner (the best!), Odette Longoria, a.k.a. the wicked witch of the west (WWOW), Sperm Donor, Robo-Hunk, Testoshubby, GamblerDad, Ken-Drat...
And so many great lines:
"At some disco somewhere, jumping Nicky is trying to get some reaction from Guzmancito…to no avail."
"and confronts her dad in what she interpreted happened in the pool… (nothing we have not seen before in this novella and thousands others)"
"Mother goose, still babbling admiration, opens the door and is face to face with her sperm donor…"
"(Does this woman know of any other way to talk to SD than to change his mood from totally happy to totally annoyed?)"
"Pau-Whiner argues that is just excuse no. 543 of why he won’t recognize Pau-Whiner in front of Little Painter et al."
"She needs to talk to him ASAP. HE says shut up, my issue is even MORE ASAP"
"she was in a swimsuit, right? No, she had a full Marie Antoinnette outfit, which helped her float (eh… more like drown)"
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