Caray, Caray!

　

I am doing this recap on the fly, so if I miss something please let me know.

It is unpacking day at the new abode of Lalito and Helena. Pluti is helping and suddenly, Helena's phone rings, and it is, I'll give you three guesses and the first two don't count. It is JC of course. He tells her he is at the Minstero Publico, they won't let him go cause he has no i.d. and could she please come down and help him out? On her end, Pluti is watching her and she pretends it's her Moms on the phone. The head cop at the desk is wondering why it is taking JC so long to talk on the phone, and JC asks for some privacy, and funny thing is they do give him privacy. He tells Helena he told the cops, his name is Juan Perez Contraras, and that they are married, and if she could just come down there, they'll let him go. Well on her end Pluti is telling Helena to say hi to Moms for him, and JC knows Pluti is there. Helena is telling "Moms" she just can't and now JC is beggin' her to please come down there, when there is a disconnect. Helena is verklempt!

At G.I. Rebe is trying to break into Pluti's office on her quest to derail him. She has a binder in her hand, and Renato catches her, red handed so to speak. He wants to know what she is up to, tryin' to get into Pluti's office. She says it is work related and shows him the binder, but he is not buying what she is selling and she ends up going, and Renato gets some text on his phone, and smiles and goes.

Back at Helena's she gives some excuse to Pluti about her Mama and she is desperately trying to think of a way to get rid of Pluti. He is helping Lalito with his room, I think.

Now to Bastardo and Silvia, she brings him his coffee, and he says good you came back home, she wanted to come help him, cause of his arm, he is rude to her and she flings the apron she has down right in front of him and is going to leave. He calls for her. When Silvia doesn't come back, Bastardo follows her to the front hall and asks her not to leave, Amazing. He says this is her house, has always been her house, and always will be and he doesn't want her to go. She ends up staying. Now Silvia is cleaning the house and she can't believe the condition it is in. She is starting to take the trash out, when she picks up the pic of Helena, Bastardo and herself. It's her favorite pic, when her cell rings. It is the lady from the CODA classes, asking Silvia to come along to some kind of party for an anniversary I think. Silvia declines and tells the lady thanks, but she has returned to her husband, but thanks for the invite. Bastardo comes in as she is hanging up and wants to know who that was. I didn't catch what she said to him, but Bastardo mocks her and walks off. She tells herself not to let him provoke her. Later, Silvia goes to Bastardo's sewing room asking if he needs some help cutting a pattern. At first he nixes it, but then he lets her do it. It is for some Commandante Salazar and she mentions something about do they still have dinners, like the romantic ones they went on? He doesn't have time for those now, he has work,and Silvia thinks it's a good idea if they went sometime. He tells her to just cut the pattern and she does, but behind her back, he is genuinely smiling at her. Who knew?

Helena is trying to convince Pluti to go, things are going well and he isn't needed, doncha know. And by the way, tonight he is wearing black instead of the usual shiny suit. Saved by the phone. Renato has called Pluti about Rebe trying to get into his office. Renato tells Pluti she tried to play it off, but it was suspicious to him and he'd thought he'd let Pluti know. Pluti is so down with that. Helena asks who it was, and Pluti says the office. Must be important if they are calling on a weekend, she says. He looks thoughtful.

Well, back to the Delegacion, and the cop at the front desk wants to know if the wifey pooh is coming down to help him out or not? They just can't go on JP's word, doncha know. JP is trying to think of a way out, when in walks Helena right behind him. He looks at the cops and says see. Helena is giving him the death ray.

Rebe is in her office of the "exploded good n'plenty" (Thanks Melinama) and Pluti comes in and scares her half to death. He is also loaded for bear. He tells Rebe she is never to go in his office, for anything. So she says, so Renato ratted me out, well here is the proof of why I wanted in your office, and she hands him the binder, she showed Renato. It has to do with the Playa project. She is near his ear and goes to kiss it. He moves. She is talking in his ear, about wanting him to trust her again, and she licks his ear, and kisses it too. He gets up and says he doesn't trust her at all. She grabs him by the hips, makes the wolf sound and he rolls his eyes. She is trying to seduce him. Now Rebe is on about that climber Helena, he isn't going to talk about Helena, he's a gentleman, doncha know!!!! She reminds him how he used to howl at the moon, which she does. She is trying to get him to remember those good times they had. He says he can control the sex and his urges cause he ain't no animal, Que Que What??? Rebe wants him to remember the trysts in the office, with the red cape, doesn't he miss that? Now she goes in for a kiss, and now he isn't pushing her away. Remember that part about the urges? Well, he is so givin' in to them. Well they are still going to town with those kisses, when suddenly Pluti pulls away and we see that Rebe had unbuttoned his shirt! Wow, what a chest Pluti has, jus' sayin'. Anyways, he's done with her and this certainly will not happen again. Rebe was tryin' to get him to see she is the woman for him, but he tells her the only woman for him is Helena and to leave him in peace. He goes.

So now back to the Delegacion. JP says mi amor and grabs Helena for a quickie kiss and boy is she pithed! She slaps him hard, across the face and launches into a rant as the mad wife. She accuses him of lying, doesn't take into account her feelings, he's out all the time, blah blah, you get the pic and he belongs in jail! She paces back and forth between the desk and JP and JP is trying to calm her down, but she keeps on and asks the cop why is he here? She is really laying into JP and the cops are listening as she is giving the true history of JC, minus the fraud, but everything else. He runs around, he isn't faithful, he broke her heart. The head cop sympathizes with her. He says he is here for love, he wants the cops to back him up, well she approaches JC, she says Juan and socks him another one again! The head cop interrupts them and says look we just need to know if y'all are married, which commences a rapid fire argument between Helena and JC which was so fast, I didn't get any of it.

Angie and Santi are at Angie's photo shoot. She is wearing a one piece bathing suit, with some slits on the sides and the photog is having her pose provocatively with a boa type thingy, and Santi is so not happy. He tries to get Angie's attention about covering up, and finally the photog says he can't work this way with Santi on the sidelines. Well Angie begs Santi to go, cause it is bothering her , but Santi is arguing with her and she finally gets him to leave, after telling him it is artistic work. Well after Santi goes, the photog takes more pics and then asks Angie if she wouldn't mind taking off what she has on, in other words, nude, to take more pics. She agrees and the pics commence. The photog likes what he is takin' pics of.

So back to the Delegacion and the head cop just wants proof they are married. She is telling the head cop about the marriage still and says you want proof, well I got proof and pulls out a pic of JC and then the one of JC, her and Lalito. The head cop and the other cops are happy with the pics and the head cop goes off to make copies, and the uniformed cops are still with JC and Helena. She runs them off, and tells JC, I think he isn't the man she knew. Now Helena and JC play a little game of musical chairs. Back and forth and he keeps asking if this seat is taken. lol. The uniform cops look on and speculate that JC really does love his "wife". On the last go round with the chairs, Helena tells JC if he keeps doing that, she's going. He tells her if someone hadn't implicated him in this fraud, they would have been married already, she blames him for the situation cause he lied, and now he tells her we gotta show these cops we are "married" she is way reluctant. He just wants a kiss to prove they are "married", she wants to go already. She gives him a quick peck on the lips, but JC says it isn't enough for the cops. So now they start the kissing again, but this one, this time goes on and on. Get a room already, jus'sayin'. JC tells her he loves her, once that kiss is finally over. The cops see this and the one cop tells the other, she forgave him with that kiss, the other one says yeah, but she was pithed all that hitting, and the cop says they are so in love, and the cops say together, where can I find a woman like that, and the head cop also agrees. Well Helena isn't down with telling JC she loves him and he wants to know what about those pics in your purse? The gist is that Lalito put them there! She denies that she carries them around all the time, and then they start the kissing again and the cops clap. They really need to get a room! Now they are at the desk, and the head cop has JP's paperwork and JC is snuggling Helena from behind. Head cop gives the paperwork to JP tells him to behave himself and respect his wife. JC makes a promise in front of the law, the cops have removed their hats, that from now on he will be a changed man. He will only love his wife and she is in charge, lol. They all shake hands and then Helena drags him out by the shirt. (Ed Note: I know y'all make comparisons to LFMB, which I didn't see, but this whole fight in front of the cops, kissing, shaking the cops hands, reminds me of a scene from Destilando Amor, where Rodrigo and Gaviota have been hauled into the police station, it was almost the same type argument, and same result, too funny). (Ed Note: About the head cop, he is the same one they used in UFCS as the head cop at the Delegacion).

At G.I. Santi and Lucia, literally run into each other. He smacks his knee, he is in some pain. She hurt her hand, and then he notices the way she dressed and oogles her charms and her heels. She covers up the charms with the folder she is carrying. She wants to know what he is doing there, as she hedges about her manner of dress. She asks if he is ok, which he isn't. Santi is ranting to Lucia about the photos his wife is having taken, it makes his blood boil,and Lucia is trying to calm Santi down. Santi now wants to know about Lucia's new "luke". She says it was a surprise for Renato. She doesn't like competing with Rebe. Santi tells Lucia something about Rebe that freaks her out, and now he is having to calm her down.

Helena and JC leave the Delegacion, and Helena wants to know why he was drunk? He only had a couple glasses of wine, waiting for her, but she was busy with Pluti, doncha know. He also tells her he wants her to listen to him. She is calling home now, and he thinks it is to check in with Pluti and she makes faces at him. She finds out the nanny is with Lalito and Pluti isn't there. She tells the Nanny to call if she is needed, she'll be out for a bit. Helena tells JC she is willing to listen, but hurry it up already cause she can't be gone for long. He tries to give her his arm, she walks off and they do a whole schtick of going off in different directions until they go together. They are walking in a park now and Helena reminds him she is now in another relationship,and to get on with it. He tells her from the beginning about the investigation and what he has found out so far about the Playa project, what went down with that, he's accused of fraud, he "died", the account he supposedly had in New York,and the false papers that went with that were in his name. He also explains to Helena about the document his Mama signed, remember the one Onesimo had her sign, under the guise of an autograph? JC says he wanted her to see his face as he told her the truth so she would know. She says there isn't enough proof under the law he didn't do the fraud. JC wants her to beleive he didn't do this fraud, what is her opinion? What about Pluti, do you now beleive he did it? Oh, noes she says, not Pluti, oh noes. He asks if she has told anyone that he is alive. And she says yeah, Eva Maria, she's a great woman! He smiles. Eva Maria is on his side! JC's phone rings, and it is ,wait for it, Adri! Helena wants him to answer. He just looks at her and here is where the epi ends.

Avances:

Helena wants JC to "meet" Eva. Adri is already there looking for Eva at the pension along with Helena and JC is hiding outside!

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