Caray, Caray!

Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight we have a whole plethora of people playing wicked games. First there is Odiodette (Thanks Niece in MD) who wants to ruin Ms Vikki, Kendho who wants to bring Nilson to his knees, literally, and Nikki who wants to get rid of Guzmi and will do anything she can to get rid of him. They should be careful how they play these wicked games, cause they have a way of back firing on the person that engineered them, jus' sayin'. The title of this recap courtesy of Chris Isaak.

What a Wicked Game We Play:

So we are in the kitchen of the Balvanera manse, where poor Guzmi is the recipiant of this wicked game of You Are the Father!!! Ms Vikki wants him to accept responsiblity already, and Tomasina ( I am giving her the nickname of Tomi) wants him to confess it already! Both Tomi and Ms Vikki think that Guzmi is a liar, but nopis he ain't and poor Guzmi, he so is NOT the father and is going to talk to Nikki. Ms Vikki runs after him, can't be alone with her bebe doncha know.

So Nikki is in her room and Nabila, the instigator of this wicked game, are on line in Nikki's room, and they are either chatting with some guy or on a dating website and now the guy wants a picture, and Nikki is leery about that, could be a serial killer, or maybe a rapist, who knows when Guzmi waltzes right in and tells Nabila to take a hike. Nikki is pithed cause he didn't knock before he came in and he can't order her friends around, doncha know. Well Guzmi wants Nikki to do some 'splainin' and Nabila says no problem, she's going and will close the door so they can have some privacy, wink, wink. So now Guzmi wants to know bout this wicked game she is playing, telling her Mama she is pregnant and he's the bebe daddy. Nikki is trying to tell him she so admires the tie he is wearing but no go from Guzmi. Stop changing the subject and just tell him why, oh why is she doin' this to him?? Does she want him to be fired, and jobless????Who is the bebe daddy already, it ain't him. Well, does he really wanna know??? Of course he does. Well you tell me your secret and I'll tell you mine, in other words, tell me bout the wife and I'll tell you who the bebe daddy is. Well, who told her, he's married?? Well, things get around and if he has a secret, she can too, when in comes Ms Vikki, who knocked before she came in by the by. Nikki lets Guzmi know that too. Ms Vikki says the three of them need to talk, and Nikki is so not down with that, why doesn't he minimize himself and disappear, lol. Well he ain't having that and goes. So Nikki and Ms Vikki have a little sitdown and Ms Vikki wants to know why Nikki never said anything about being preggers and by the by Nikki wants to know who told her that, anyways??? Ms Vikki says doesn't matter, is she or isn't she??? We'll get back to that.

So now we have the Angel in bed, there is loud music and of course Angel is covering his ears, cause he is trying to sleep, and he opens his eyes, sits up in bed and is watching, wait for it, Cris dancing, in a skimpy, slippy, shorty nightie with lace and she is just almost imitating that scene from Flashdance, ya know the one with the chair, and she is doin' a hootchie, kootchie, sorta dance and the Angel is so likin' it. Angel wants to know what is up, but she wants him to enjoy it, and believe me he is, dancing in the bed, so to speak. So she gets on the bed and continues the dance, but her balance isn't that great, so he pulls her down with him, she tells him she was nervous, but he tells her he loved her dance, loves her more than ever, and it's en flagrante time!

So now here is Kendho, in that bidness outfit, complete with wig, calling the hotel where the Angel and Ms Vikki were, and asks the desk clerk to ring that suite, which she does, but there is no answer, so Kendho says she is gonna have to get over there, to the suite, before Odiodette's goons get over there and get the DVD and also that Ms Vikki and Angel are losers and are probably home. She goes.

Oh, and looky here, it's Nilson and Dances in the car going home it seems. Well Nilson is waxing poetic bout Kendho of course, how she turns him on, er "transforms him", he really went to see her to give her grief over coming into his bedroom at the Balvanera manse, but got side tracked, er, was delighted with Kendho's deliciousness, oh barf!!!! She excites him so much, it ain't love doncha know, it's lust, er she so makes him have a good time. Oh, double barf, jus' sayin'. Now he wants to know what Dances thinks???? Why isn't Dances throwing him any one lined zingers, already??? Well, Dances, in his philosophical mode, says he ain't paid to be the voice of Nilson's conscience, excuse me while I yuk it up, sorry had to do it. Anyhoo, Kendho is a dangerous woman, he's told Nilson this before and Dances still thinks so. Well, Nilson, if he only had a brain, shout out to the Wizard of Oz, says the only danger he sees is that a man can get lost with Kendho, Que, Que, What???? But that would be any man, not Nilson Brizz doncha know. Dances thought bubbles what we in Viewerville already know IDIOTA!!!!!!

Well, now Guzmi is in the kitchen with Tomi and she can't understand that Guzmi is the bebe daddy, she thought he was such a fine, upstanding young man, it's not in his nature, to play this wicked game. Guzmi assures her he is as pure as the driven snow, doncha know. But what about the shower incident??? Hmmmm?? That was an innocent prank, and not what Tomi thinks. Anyhoo, they are interrupted by Viewerville's favorite duo of Polita and Jean Marie, and Lili is with them. The duo plus one have been watching a movie, about some guy telling his girlfriend, that no matter what happens he will love her till death, Jean Marie by the by has a wad of tissues, and says he couldn't stop crying, this actor is an artiste, and magnificent. lol. Polita, dancing around toward Guzmi says if someone, wink , wink, nudge, nudge, said that to her, she'd be all over that, er, she'd fall over, lol. Anyhoo, the duo notices somthing is happening here, what it is ain't exactly clear, why are Tomi and Guzmi so serious?? Well saved by the buzzing house phone, and it is a cab for cutie, er Lili, so Lili tells Polita it is for her, and she smoochies cheekies and goes. Now they really wanna know what is goin' on, even if it is a Greek tragedy, and Tomasina says it's a real life movie of the week, Lifetime anyone??? Well you get the drift. Ms Vikki comes in and Guzmi asks if the matter is cleared up? Sure it is and come with her, they go, and Tomi basically tells Polita and Jean Marie, none ya.

So now we have Nikki, a very uncomfortable Guzmi and of course Ms Vikki, and she asks Guzmi to have a seat. He wants to stand. Alrighty then, so basically Guzmi wants to know if now the little matter of the preggers thingy has been straightened out. You bet, Nikki says. Guzmi is happy cause the weight is off his shoulders now, and thanks so much. Not so fast, Nikki says she had to tell Mama Vikki the "secret" that Guzmi and she are gonna be parents, Que Que What???? What parents? Us of course, Mama will support us no worries, she is always there for us, doncha know. And what is Guzmi's plan, Ms Vikki asks? Well, Guzmi says there ain't no plan and by the way your daughter is a big freakin' liar, well, not big freakin' but you get the drift. Ms Vikki doesn't like Guzmi calling her daughter a liar, no siree Bob, she don't and calls him on that. Nikki says let him be, he's the bebe daddy, but hey I can do this alone, Mama Vikki says, nah not so much, I'll hlep you and Nikki has gotta go now, can't take anymore, and Ms Vikki turns to Guzmi and says see what you've done now! Shut up and don't say a word. Ms Vikki, of course, runs after Nikki while leaving Guzmi just standing there, with his tail between his legs so to speak. Probrecito!!!! And to top it off, here comes snotty Nilson, wanting to know how it's goin'. Guzmi looks like he just swallowed a fly and he don't know why!

So now we have Kendho in the suite, and she goes to the cabinet and removes some pillows and there is the hidden recording device. She removes the DVD from it and tells herself she just had to get this, before Odiodette's henchies, what wicked things the Angel and Ms Vikki did, can't wait to see it and it ain't safe to watch it there, will take it somewhere safe to watch. She replaces the DVD with a blank one, puts the pillows back in front of the recording device and goes.

So now back to Ms Vikki and Nikki. Nikki is in the bathroom, yukking it up, as her Mama is bangin' on the door, wanting to console her, over Guzmi's denial of everything. (Ed Note: In case you are confused, about this wicked game Nikki continues to play, I believe that when Ms Vikki and Nikki were talking alone a bit ago, Ms Vikki told Nikki what Nabila said, and I believe that Nikki is going with it, to maybe get rid of Guzmi altogether or get him to reveal who his wife is), Nikki just vants to be alone, doncha know. She is splashing water on her face and in her eyes, so she looks like she has been bawling her eyes out. So, Nikki finally lets her in and tells her Mama Vikki, she didn't tell her cause she thought she would be sooo mad at her, and when is she gonna fire Guzmi??? Uh, not so much, he has to take responsibility. Nikki says that Vikki can't force Guzmi to love her, and by the way, don't tell Snappi Papi, she don't wanna worry him. Oh, now poor Ms Vikki, blames herself, she was a bad Mama, didn't pay attention, wishes Nikki has said something sooner, but Nikki tries to tell her if only she hadn't hired that bodyguard. Oh, noes. Poor Ms Vikki is so riddled with guilt. But Nikki does tell her Mama she is a super amiga, best friend eva OKAY!!!! Oh noes, here comes the oily Nilson, who finds his two best girlz toghetha. Can I barf now!!!! He wants to know wuz up? And by the by what the hell is up with Guzmi, he ain't himself, did he and Nikki get into it, er somethin' happen. Yeah, he borrowed my car without askin' permission from Nikki, doncha know. And Snappi Papi actually said something sane for once and asks Nikki if maybe she over reacted??? Hmmm??? Well, now Ms Vikki wants to know why Nilson is sooo happy??? What's with the good mood? Well he "spent the day with the guys" and she "spent the day with Odiodette" waving a white flag, that would be Odiodette with the flag. Anyhoo, Nilson says Life makes him happy. I am gonna need a cast iron skillet, jus' sayin'.

Oh, look, it's Kendho in her satiny jammies, watching like a voyeur that DVD of Angel and Ms Vikki, dancing and Kendho is having such a good yuk, she calls Dances and tells him how good it turned out, better than she thought, Dances wants to know if the DVD caught them doin' the nasty so to speak. Nah, not so much. They were expecting their spouses and the Angel was very excited, well poor guy hadn't seen his wife in foreva, my thoughts not hers, but Ms Vikki was very creative, and ya gotta come see this. Well, it might inspire Sunglasses, who, surprisingly turns her down flat. He wants her to stop talkin' trash and to get ready for tomorrow, click!!! Who, knew.

Oh, looky here, what have we got. Odiodette of course, with the henchies, she ain't got much time, doncha know. Put the DVD in and let's see what we got already. Well the henchies do as she asked, and put the DVD in the machine. Well, of course nothing comes up, cause we in Viewerville already know that is a blank DVD, so now she wants some FF>>>> already, get it over with. Still nothing. Now she is pithed. One of the henchies, takes out the DVD to check it and there is nothing inscribed on it. So guess what, Odiodette got screwed over, yay!!! Well she is having a caniption fit! The henchies are inept, now she's got bupkiss, no Angel, no Ms Vikki, no nasty, they are fools, and get out of here, you are so fired and Get OUT!!!! Then Odiodette does the thingy typical for her. She goes by her office desk and lets out one huge Neanderthal howl, you can probably hear on Mars with her fist clenched to boot. (Ed Note: When this happened, my poor puppies were on my lap, I laughed so hard and loud, I scared them and my daughter ran down the stairs and wanted to know what that noise was, lol. Had to calm the puppies down, ok, they aren't puppies, two are two years old and one is five but they are small lap dogs jus' sayin').

So now we have the Angel in bed, en flagrante over, and is thinking about that dance of Ms Vikki's and is wondering who the hell set them up, while Ms Vikki is in bed thinkin' the same darn thing.

What a Wicked Thing to Do To Make Me Dream Of You:

So Nikki is in bed dreamin, doncha know, and it's such a sweet dream. Buying things for the bebe, ya know, clothes, stroller, playpen, onsies, etc. So now Guzmi is yelling in her dream to stop this wicked game she is playin', and he knows there ain't no bebe, for realz. Well, he will just have to put up with it, till he is sooo beyond fired!!! Why is she sooo obessed with him anyways. Well, in her dream she tells him this is basically payback for not revealing who he is married to, and him crying and not letting her comfort him! Oh, he'll pay, and she smiles in her sleep.

Guzmi is tossing and turning and can't get to sleep, the probrecito gets outta bed and opens the window and breathes deeply of the night air, he actually looks like he was  suffocating.

Oh, looky here, whose that knocking on the door, must be a quarter to four??? It's Kendho, having been woken up out of her sleep by that knock and I'll give you three guesses, and the first two don't count. That's right Viewerville, it's Odiodette. She barges into Kendho's apartment, and Kendho is offended that Odiodette woke her from her beauty sleep, probrocita, NOT. No SLEEP FOR YOUUUU. Odiodette doesn't give a rat's patooty, bout that  damn DVD is blank, oh the horror!!! Kendho thought her henchies were so techno savvy. Well, nah, not so much. They were very inept. So Kendho wants to be paid, as she did HER job, doncha know. Are you lol yet??? I know I was. Odiodette thinks her plan was sooo great, as Kendho told her, but now she will have to find another way to destroy Ms Vikki's marriage to Nilson. Kendho tells her to leave it in her hands, cause Nilson is comin' round. So Odiodette thinks that will take too long, so Kendho is like well ramp up the plan, have her killed. Now to Odiodette's credit, she don't want no murder, oh, noes. She reveals her mis planes to Kendho and tells her she don't want Ms Vikki on no morgue slab, oh, noes, she wants her to slowly crash, bit by bit and to be crushed both personally and professionally. Oh, the horror!!!!!

So now it is happy breakfast time with Cris, Lili, and Bea. The Angel is sleepin' in, poor guy is worn out. Anyhoo, Bea wants to make sure Cris takes care of Guillo. Cris promises she will, bless her heart. Lili can't beleive Leo (Can someone come up with a nickname for him? I hate him so much I can't think of one, jus' sayin') anyhoo, didn't show up at the dance place and Lili and Cris are both outraged that Leo the Horrible is turning Guillo against Bea. They just can't fathom that. Bea thinks she'll get a divorce from Leo when hell freezes over, well you get the drift. Anyhoo, Bea is sad, so to change the subject, they ask her if she at least got to dance while she was at that club. Well, yeah she did. They want a description. Bea makes it clear, it was only ONE dance and with a guy that was tall, dark-skinned, and he danced really well. They are impressed, and Bea says that's enough now, gotta go to work, want to be early. She again gets Cris to promise to take good care of Guillo and again Cris swears no problem. Bea has gotten up to go to the door, and the Angel is behind her and scares her half to death. Bea is very nervous, first day and all, and the Angel, bless his heart, tells her she'll be fine. She is about to go, but Angel and Lili will walk her out, they got an akido class and will walk her down. So all three go, and Cris goes over to the Virgincita's statue and says a prayer to her for Bea, bless her heart. She asks the Virgincita to help Bea do a great job at her new job, she needs to cause of Guillo, and Cris is asking with all her heart, bless Cris' heart, jus' sayin'.

So now we have Dances with Sunglasses, he has taken them off, just a daydreamin' about that dance he had with sweet Bea, and I can't beleive it, but he is actually smiling and he is a million miles away. Jean Marie offers him coffee. They can't believe how happy he is, Polita is there too. Dances has been suffering for his "sick Mama" and since an Angel fell down from the sky, no not our Angel, the new one, Bea in other words, his world is all lit up. Wow!!! They think that only happens when you pray. So Tomi has come in with some tarot cards and Jean Marie wants to cut them, but Tomi has another target in mind. Dances of course. Tomi thinks he needs someone to talk to about his "sick Mama", but he's a strong man, doncha know, doesn't need no one to talk to. He is ready to meet his destiny and if that is a dance with death so be it. Ruh Roh. But then he says as long as it is Salsa doncha know. Well, now Tomi wants him to pick a card, any card. He picks one that looks like a lady with two swords in her hands, I think. Don't know much about tarot, not into that. Anyhoo, Tomi takes one look at that card and tells him he'll dancing alright, but not with death, with LIFE and she smiles. Hmmmmm!

So now Angel and Lili and Bea have made it to the lobby and Angel is telling Bea where to catch the bus to go to Meta Imagen and it will drop her off right at the door of M.I. When guess who walks in??? Anyone, that's right Pau-Whiner, and Bea immediately asks what she is doing there, and Lili greets her and the Angel is way confused, y'all know her, he asks. Of course, PauWhiner says course, I am Bea's Mama's best friend, Que Que What???? So Angel and Lili gotta go off to that akido class, which leaves PauWhiner and Bea are left alone and Bea is pithed. She wants some 'splain from her Mama Whiner. She tells Bea, okey dokey, I live here. Cara de impactada de Bea!!!!

Now we are back at the Balvanera manse, where Nikki is getting ready and Guzmi has come by, knocking on the door first this time, and Nikki tells him he is early today, to take care of her. He wants to apologize, didn't sleep a wink last night and tells her he is sorry he called her a liar in front of her Mama. But he needs to know why she made up this story bout him being the bebe daddy and who is it by the by? He wants to know already and why did she involve him. Well she tells him, he can always quit. Well, he ain't doing that, and she tells him she had to tell her Mama something, they are together all the time, get the drift??? She goes on to tell Guzmi that the bebe daddy is long gone, doesn't want nothing to do with her, and Guzmi warns her if she keeps up this farce of him bein' the bebe Daddy he'll just get the all, time tested, true DNA test of course. Well, shut the front door Irene, cause she has sure shut up! He has grabbed her by the arms and she is telling him to let her go. So now Nikki , backed into a corner, tells him it will take a while for that, just go far, far away and she'll tell the 'rents he didn't want nothin' to do with no bebe and left her alone with the little tyke. Well, if that is what Nikki really wants but Guzmi still wants to know who the bebe Daddy is, what is the wretch's name that got her in this family way, she ain't saying, OKAY, and now bye OKAY!!!!

So now back to Pau Whiner and Bea. Pau Whiner has taken Bea up to her place and Bea can't believe it. All this time that Bea and Guillo have been living here, her Mama Whiner has too. Now Bea thinks her Mama Whiner is so ashamed of her. No, it wasn't that. Now it is moment of truth time for Pau Whiner and she finally tells Bea that Anibal Balvanera is the man she is living with and he is the Papa of Victoria Balvanera!!!! Que Que What??? Bea says Frankie works for that family too and if he ever finds out he is working for her lover's family, oh noes..... So Pau Whiner knows this too, doesn't want Frankie to quit his job and didn't want to hurt him anymore than she already has. Now Bea wants to know if Anibal knows about Bea and Frankie and who they are? Nah, not so much. Pau told him  she has two kids but not who they are. Now Bea thinks she shouldn't take this job either, oh the horror, of working for  the amante's family, but Pau actually tells her not to quit, just to go ahead and take the job, cause Bea wouldn't accept help from Pau and she needs this job to take care of Guillo, now that she is divorcing Leo the Horrible. So now Bea has gotta go, but first what does she call her mama now, that she is going? Paula?  Well she goes and says bye Paula and Pau calls her back and begs Bea for her forgiveness. I have to say Pau is on her knees, crying a river, and huggin' Bea round the knees, poor Bea is jus' a sobbin' too.

So now we are with Cris again, who is packin' the Angel's case with freshly ironed shirts, when there is a knock on the door. Cris thinks someone forgot their keys and she goes to the door, but an envelope is pushed under the door and it's addressed to Cris. So Cris opens it and in big printed letters, it says: Ask your husband where he was last night at 8:00. Cris is not pleased! End of epi.

Avances:

Angel and Ms Vikki are lookin' at that DVD on Ms Vikki's computer and Nilson comes in.

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