Caray, Caray!

Lo siento, you knew you'd hear it from me again. Totally phoning it in. Not even pretending to do screenshots. Too much going on today (well, yesterday). Stress. Drama. You don't want to know! In fact Amores was a welcome diversion!

BRIEF(ISH) RECAP. EVENTS MAY NOT BE LISTED IN ORDER. EVENTS MAY NOT BE ACCURATELY PORTRAYED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE.

Refried: Nabila the slutty ball of crazy is chatting with Nikki by the pool. She sees our more mature morsel of man candy (Big Angel) approach and drapes herself all over him. He is polite but keeps a formal distance.  She even tries to faint so he'll pick her up. He shows gentlemanly concern, but no more. Vicki comes in to break up all the fun with that. She asks Big Angel something about him covering for Salsero (Sunglasses dude) since Salsero's mom is on her deathbed *cough*not*cough*.

* Nelson the Useless is discombobulated because his slutty mistress Kendra has shown up at the house. He also has some weird words with his former main squeeze, Nabila, who really gets around.


* Christina is telling Lili that Paula the neighbor is actually the main squeeze of Anibal, the boss's dad. But they can't tell anyone. Lili is impactada but won't tell.

* Paula dripping tears in her drink because her son won't see her. Boo hoo hoo. Anibal returns home and says he's more firm than ever that he won't marry her. Boo hoo hoo.

* Guzmancito is very distressed and angry with Bea for setting him up to see his useless mom after he's been very clear that he never wants to see her again. Bea whines that it wasn't her doing, that mom insisted! Guzmancito says doesn't matter. Tell mom that I lost a mother and she's lost a son! Hangs up the phone, very angry.

* Nikki comes in right at the tail end of this whole thing and approaches Guzmancito. Wants to know what's up. She's super sweet to him, says he can count on her as a friend. He seems sincerely touched by this. Says that sometimes she's so sweet like an angel, but at other times . . . this brings out the non-angel in her, as she says the same for him. That him hooking up with these other women doesn't look good. (Or something.) So that moment was spoiled, I think.

* Kendra jumps Nelson's bones on his wedding bed. Nelson is impactado but doesn't fight her off. She's acting like she's in heat. Yuck. Of course an unsuspecting Vicki comes in. *gulp*

* Kendra hides in plain sight making erotic gestures to Nelson as Vicki talks with an uncomfortable Nelson. Yuck. What a classless bruja Kendra is. Just saying.

* Disturbing scene with Bea's useless bully husband visiting Guzman Gambling Dad (Felipe) wanting to know where Bea and his son are. Guzman Gambling Dad doesn't know, but wouldn't tell if he did know. (I like Felipe more and more.) Useless Bully is getting nasty. At this time Bea and son arrive at the house. Useless Bully is all sweetness and light. Sucks up to son, hyper dad-like, all love love love. Pardon me while I wretch. When Bea says that no way will she go back to him, he says Okay, we do this the hard way. The hard way is to turn her little son against her. (What. A. Douche.) He seriously tells the son that the boy's mom is "bad" because she won't let them be together. He really does a number on the kid. Totally turns the kid against mom. The kid later has a temper tantrum and yells that his mom is bad and he doesn't love her. This causes Bea more tears. Bea says to her dad that Useless Bully Husband wants to take the boy away. Felipe is supportive.

* Odette calls Vicki. Says she missed her at the conference. Wants to meet with Vicki to keep her abreast with what happened. Whatever, Vicki thinks that no harm can come from seeing her. (I'm sure she's wrong! LOL.)

* Big Angel talks to Salsero, the supposedly devoted son who is seeing his supposedly dying mom in hospital. In fact Salsero is kicking back, watching sports on TV. Big Angel is covering for Salsero at work. Salsa dude says that mom is going to pull through. Will be a little longer before he can return to work.

* Thomasina is concerned about Nikki. She hasn't needed sanitary products for a few months! That must mean she's pregnant! (No, it means that often a woman's cycle stops when she gets too skinny.) Vicki is concerned (but not angry). This is a very delicate thing. I can't approach Nikki until I have proof.

* Kendra is all friendly with Vicki. Wants to borrow a swimsuit so she can swim in their fabulous pool. Vicki obliges. Kendra goes to the pool and hangs out. Witnesses all the shenanigans with a bunch of women fighting over the Tender Morsel (Guzmancito).

* Nabila is ticked that our tender morsel Guzmancito prefers the plump and delightful Polita over slutty nasty Nabila. Tries to take potshots at Polita who is serving them drinks at poolside. Polita, who isn't stupid (and Nikki to her credit acknowledges this) says to Nabila that it sounds like she's jealous of a mere maid! LOL! Nabila doesn't like the sound of that.

* Lili comes to see Guzmancito. Nabila is offended by Guzmancito's friendliness with Lili. She approaches Lili and promptly pushes her in the pool. (Why is this bruja tolerated in this household?) Lili does not take this lying down. Starts a little hair-pulling action with Nabila. Nabila wants to play the offended victim (of course). Guzmancito somehow doesn't intervene until much hair-pulling has occurred. Nikki notes this. Guzmancito advises that Lili leave the premises. Lili does, but pushes Nabila in the pool as she's leaving. Ha!

* Kendra has some mission that she must complete while she's there. Is talking on the phone about it.

* Christina visits her loving hubby at work. He expresses some jealousy over the display the other day (when Paula came over to the house to make a scene and Christina cut her off at the pass). He wants to know who this fictional "Chema" that she talked about was. She says Chema doesn't exist. She's delighted to see he's jealous. She gets frisky. They are getting along really well now. No shadow of jealousy. She wants to have an exciting evening with him (if you know what I mean). He's looking forward to that too. We are blinded by Big Angel's gleaming white smile.

* Vicki is rummaging through Nikki's bathroom, presumably looking for "proof." Nikki catches her. Vicki makes up some lie to cover why she's there. Nikky promptly faints (due to lack of food, I'm sure). Vicki moans with concern over her prone body, but does nothing other than put a towel under her head and give her smelling salts. No one else is called, nothing else is done but wait. Nikki wakes up. Says the heat must have gotten to her.

* Anibal returns home. He's staying for good now. He sees Big Angel approach. He wants to know what was the deal with that lady (Paula) making a scene at the house. He's trying to see how much Big Angel knows (how much Christina may have told Big Angel). It's obvious that Christina told nothing. Big Angel seems confused, apologizes and says that he's told his wife to not tell anyone where he works, yadda yadda. Anibal is satisfied and simply says that he expected that response from Big Ed. Big Ed is like Huh?

* Kendra sneaks into a room (Big Ed's?) and places a bottle of liquor and a note which says, "For Big Angel with love." on the table by the bed. Uh oh. She leaves the room, but is caught in that area of the house by Thomasina, who wants to know what she's up to. Uh oh!

END OF EPISODE!

Avances: It looks like both Vicki and Big Ed are being set up to be in a compromising-looking situation at a hotel. Vicki is going to a hotel. (Was she "invited" by her husband, so she believes?) Big Ed's been invited to the hotel by that message Kendra left in his room (which he assumes is from his wife). We see a preview of Big Ed admiring the silhouette of a woman undressing behind a panel (thinking it's his wife but I'm sure it's Vicki). There's someone with a hidden camera photographing all this. MUST SEE TV!!!!